Lies! All lies!

[Pita]

I hate this fall weather with its mild temps, blue skies, and crunchy leaves.

[BIBI]

I detest the thought of being taken out for a dinner date!

[dicksbro]

I felt so great yesterday, I spent almost all day in bed or just sitting up watching TV.

[Pita]

Nothing better than being stuck at work for an 11 hour shift.

[BIBI]

I've elected to grow weed.

[dicksbro]

I love watching the news shows, they're so filled with uplifting and warm-hearted stories of good people doing good things throughout the world.

[BIBI]

I just hate nice weather...

[dicksbro]

I'm all ready for Christmas.

[BIBI]

yes, db and I went out together and got all our
Christmas loot bought and wrapped!


...now about the bridge I have for sale :)

[dicksbro]

I was going to get rid of a bridge but decided on selling my gold mine instead.

[WildIrish]

I'm all set for the winter!

Firewood - five cords
Sand/Salt - plenty
Snowblower - tuned up & fully operational
Snow shovels - Even have extras
Heating oil - full tank
Pool - covered
Garage - cleaned out enough for both cars


Yep...all set!

[BIBI]

I hate coffee so much that I have to force myself to have some!

[gekkogecko]

I love coffee so much that I'm stealing all of ^^^.

[dicksbro]

I don't like going to the movies.

[BIBI]

I don't want to go on any vacations.

[dicksbro]

I don't like having fun.

[BIBI]

In honor of DB I am eating brushetta and will follow it with key lime pie. :nod:

[dicksbro]

I have a short 4870793472057208 page speech I'm going to post to celebrate that honor. :D

[BIBI]

My car can fly...shhhh it's classified info!

[kleclere]

I love setting around the house naked and cold.

[dicksbro]

I always tell the truth on this thread.

[Pita]

DB's new av is a total turnoff.

[WildIrish]

I have a loincloth just like that.

[BIBI]

I am loving not being able to sleep! :loveshowe

[dicksbro]

I think we're going to buy 3 new cars for Christmas.

[gekkogecko]

I have nothing to do for the upcoming holiday weekend.

[BIBI]

I am not going to have a big disagreement with the building manager tomorrow! :thumb:

[dicksbro]

I'm going to go barefoot when I go out today.

[gekkogecko]

It's not cold enough in DC in the winter, so I'm spending the coming Winter at teh North Pole. I'll be sure to say Hi to Santa if I see him.

[kleclere]

Got to love winter in Iowa.

[dicksbro]

I love construction speed zones.

[Pita]

I HATE thinking about decorating my home for Christmas!

[gekkogecko]

Smooth, fast system performance by my system today means I'm going to get all of my side side issues taken care of before I need to head off for work.

[dicksbro]

I'm having all the old original parts on my car replaced by new original parts.

[BIBI]

I am looking forward to having a winter storm.

[dicksbro]

I suppose I'll have to start shoveling the 6 foot of snow off our driveway.

[Fangtasia]

I absolutely hate being out of hospital

[Pita]

I hate the when the UPS truck arrives and he tells me NOT to open the door.

[dicksbro]

I'm sure looking forward to tonight's snowstorm. I think I'll set up the lawn chair and sit outdoors with the snow shovel waiting for it. :boink:

[BIBI]

I am going out to make snow angels in five minutes.

[dicksbro]

It's only 1:30AM ... time to go out in the back yard and play my drum solo for the neighbors. :boink:

[BIBI]

I am very happy to be up so late.

[Pita]

I did NOT have one of the best days of my life today.

[BIBI]

I am drunk

[dicksbro]

I'm doing all my typing with my erection.

[BIBI]

I'm doing all my typing with my erection.

Now that is not funny AT ALL!!!

[dicksbro]

Now that is not funny AT ALL!!!
It may not be funny, but it sure feels better than my new way ... pounding the keyboard with my forehead. :boink: Thank heavens for aspirin and spell check. :)

[BIBI]

I think this new laptop is the shits.

[dicksbro]

Sounds to me like a good machine to use in the bathroom. :shrug:



I'm not kidding, I'm being really serious. After all, who wants to clean up a mess after every posting? Ewwww!

:D

[gekkogecko]

This entire week has been calm, relaxing,not a bit of stress.

[BIBI]

:car: I had a wonderful doctor appointment today....truly the best yet

[dicksbro]

I just love how costs seem to be soaring while income stays stationary.

[BIBI]

I just gave birth to twins this afternoon......both weighed 9 pounds too

twin boys Fric and Frac

[dicksbro]

I think today's high temperature is only suppose to be in the teens, so, I'm thinking I'll go ahead and wash the car and wax it.

[BIBI]

I am not looking forward to going to my brother's tonight and seeing my nephew's and their families.

[dicksbro]

I hate parties.

[BIBI]

I had the worst time of my life seeing my nephews and their families.

[dicksbro]

I just heard 2014 has been canceled and that 2015 will start on New Year's Day.

[BIBI]

I really enjoyed the blustery wind blowing tonight while I walked my dog.

[dicksbro]

It's wonderfully warm and sunny here ... which is really something since it's only 4:15AM. :boink:

[Pita]

I sure hope it doesn't snow on Monday!!!!!

[dicksbro]

We're hoping for temperatures in the low-80s here in the Midwest.

[BIBI]

I am heading to the beach this afternoon to start my tan.

[dicksbro]

With all the snow and cold, I decided not to go the beach, but, instead, I just set up the lawn chair in the back yard and sunbathed there. :boink:

[Pita]

I hate it when he tells me to just relax and do nothing for the day.

[dicksbro]

I'm having my car totally chrome plated so that I'll just sparkle in the sunshine. :D

[jseal]

I hardly noticed Pixies’ outage earlier this year.

[gekkogecko]

I'm designing a new line of ultra-shiny speedo-like undies for men.

[Pita]

I've been wanting to buy Joe some shiny undies but don't know where to look.

[dicksbro]

I stopped at the "Shiny Undies" men's store at the mall, but, all they had made my bottom look fat. :shrug:

[Pita]

^^^^^ that didn't make me laugh


And..........I didn't have a great day of retail therapy!

[dicksbro]

I'm sure glad my back isn't aching.

[BIBI]

I don't like the idea of spring coming..... :eek:

[dicksbro]

Boy, was I glad to see snowflakes in the air yesterday afternoon.

[Pita]

DB's avatar has no effect on me at all!!!!!

[dicksbro]

I'm sure not looking forward to a warmer weekend ... almost 50F today.

[BIBI]

I love the snow we got yesterday...

[Coaster]

I don't want to caress Pita's legs at all!

[dicksbro]

I think I'll spend today catching up on some light reading .. maybe Einstein's Theory of Relativity would be a good place to start.

[gekkogecko]

I'm soooooo looking forward to Monday.

[dicksbro]

Ah, another boring day with nothing to do.

[BIBI]

I just love this day, full of gray hues and dismal rain.

[dicksbro]

Oh, no, not another Friday! I hate Fridays.

[BIBI]

I always enjoy nights that I cannot sleep!

[dicksbro]

I try to sleep while I'm driving somewhere rather than wasting time watching some boring ol' road.

[Coaster]

My bed's not calling me.........

[BIBI]

I had a lousy weekend with no fun involved at all.....

[dicksbro]

I sure feel wide awake after a great night's sleep.

[Coaster]

I have absolutely nothing to do!

[dicksbro]

I'm so wide awake ... I may never need to sleep again.

[jseal]

I enjoy political advertisements.

[dicksbro]

I like commercials of almost any kind.

[jseal]

The temperature has dropped quite a bit today.

[gekkogecko]

I detest the whole World Cup hype. Especially google's ever-changing doodle.

[kleclere]

I hate having my daughter spend the summer with me.

[dicksbro]

I hate temperatures in the seventies with bright sunshine and white clouds floating across the blue sky with a soft gentle breeze caressing your face.

[kleclere]

I hate walking in a nice gentle rain.

[dicksbro]

High taxes and government waste are great American traditions.

[kleclere]

I love these high gas prices.

[dicksbro]

I'm on a campaign to double all taxes and get the rest of business to move out of the country.

[kleclere]

I hate lazy days.

[dicksbro]

I think they're suppose to start building the new Morton International Airport soon.

I hear it will dwarf Chicago's O'Hare.

[kleclere]

I hate flying.

[dicksbro]

I don't like movies

[kleclere]

Money does mean happiness.

[dicksbro]

One should always be deceitful when dealing with others.

[kleclere]

Cable running can be very exciting.

[dicksbro]

The sun will eclipse the moon today.

It's part of a NASA plan to shake up space science. :boink:

[kleclere]

I have to turn my head when I am flashed.

[jseal]

I'm NOT going to work in a few minutes.

... so there!

[gekkogecko]

There;s absolutely nothing of any significance going on in my life today.

[kleclere]

I'm not much for fun and excitement.

[dicksbro]

If it doesn't melt, I'll have to chip the ice off our driveway this morning.

[kleclere]

I love going into work on a Saturday because people are stupid.

[dicksbro]

I sure hope today is rainy and gloomy all day.

[kleclere]

I hope there is a lot of humidity today.

[dicksbro]

It's only 3:30AM and already the sun is shining bright and kids are all playing ball in the field behind our house.

[kleclere]

There is just so much to watch on tv.

[dicksbro]

I sure wish we could have more taxes.

[kleclere]

I think we need more cow bells.

[dicksbro]

It's snowing outside.

[kleclere]

I've been setting out naked today.

[dicksbro]

I'm going to buy some land and open a clothing optional resort.

[kleclere]

I don't think I could go to a clothing optional resort.

[dicksbro]

I bet you could ... after all, a clothing optional resort is where you get to choose the style, fabric and color from all of the available options :spin: .

[kleclere]

I don't think I will enjoy anything about today.

[dicksbro]

We're building a mosquito breeding pond in our back yard as part of our "return to nature" project.

[kleclere]

I think it should be this muggy all the time.

[gekkogecko]

Oh, I am just so unconcerned aobut the state-sponsored brutality coming out of Furgeson that I'm ignoring the whole issue.

[kleclere]

Think I did bad tonight trap shooting.

[dicksbro]

I just love watching the news to see what tragedy they're going to hype next.

[gekkogecko]

Oh, yes, I just love unnecessary hype!

[dicksbro]

If it wasn't for news hype and commercials, I would never watch TV.

[kleclere]

I can really get into the carny lifestyle.

[dicksbro]

I think I'll start spending less time at Pixies so I can begin studying the life cycle of dandelions in detail.

[kleclere]

I can't enjoy this long weekend.

[Coaster]

I love working long weekends!

[kleclere]

I don't see any reason to have lazy Sundays.

[dicksbro]

Okay, it's Labor day in the USA ... everybody is suppose to go to work or the maternity ward.

[Coaster]

I love waking up early

[dicksbro]

I never get up early.

[kleclere]

I don't think I need a hair cut.

[dicksbro]

I sure had a good solid sleep.

[kleclere]

There is to much on tv tonight.

[dicksbro]

I keep flipping channels trying to find new commercials. I especially love the Emergency Broadcasting tests the first Tuesday of each month.

[kleclere]

I enjoy storms all through the night.

[dicksbro]

I can't hear that thunder rumbling off in the distance.

[kleclere]

I love mandatory weekend work.

[dicksbro]

I was sure glad to see we received 2.5" of rain yesterday.

[kleclere]

I don't enjoy bowling at all.

[dicksbro]

I always wanted to be a cashier at a fast food restaurant.

[gekkogecko]

I'm so looking forward to finding out who gets my liver after I croak, and the authorities notice I'm an organ donor.

[kleclere]

I love another mandatory weekend of work.

[dicksbro]

I think I'm going to buy a yellow VW Karmann Ghia and make Lilith jealous. Hee Hee.

[kleclere]

I don't enjoy tv anymore.

[dicksbro]

I think I'm going to take a vow of celibacy.

[kleclere]

I'm enjoying being alone.

[dicksbro]

Masturbation is so much more fun than real sex.

[kleclere]

I enjoy paying rent all the time.

[dicksbro]

I just love dealing with insurance companies.

[kleclere]

I can't wait for another fun and exciting day at work.

[gekkogecko]

I have no idea how I'm going to handle another day of nothing but sex in bed.

[kleclere]

I seem to be having more fun without sex.

[dicksbro]

Sex is too much work to be fun.

[kleclere]

One can never get enough non sex days.

[dicksbro]

I hope they have a National No Sex Day this fall.

[kleclere]

I can't believe how warm it is already.

[dicksbro]

I love seeing how the trees are budding out and the flowers are starting to bloom. There's nothing like a good cold snap to invigorate all the plants.

[gekkogecko]

I have had absolutely no frustrating things occur with my schedule in the past several days.

[kleclere]

Holy cow glad it's not hunting season yet.

[dicksbro]

I see where the animals have banded together to hold a "Human Hunt" day. A spokes bunny said that they expect this to be an annual affair.

[kleclere]

I can see all those trophies hanging now.

[dicksbro]

One of the ducks said they prefer the term "mounted" to "hanging." But, you know those ducks ... a bunch of quacks.

[kleclere]

I don't think I have enough bullets to ward them off.

[dicksbro]

Watching a mama duck leading her ducklings on a walk is no fun at all to watch.

[jseal]

I just won the Lottery!

[dicksbro]

I bet you're going to share it equally with your Smut Games associates and have no doubt you've already mailed the checks. :D

[kleclere]

I'll be checking my mailbox daily.

[dicksbro]

Hmmmm ... so far no check. I'll have to keep looking with anxious anticipation.

[kleclere]

Hey I got mine.

[dicksbro]

I did too, and boy was it a big one!

[jseal]

I'm eager for the weekend to be past!

[dicksbro]

I'm sure glad that our furnace needs some work done on it now that the weather is getting cooler. :(

[kleclere]

I'm happy the landlord is looking to sell my apartment building.

[dicksbro]

I'm installing a new "Yard Fan" to help keep the leaves heading down wind and away from our property. :)

[kleclere]

I can't stand building pcs for people.

[dicksbro]

I'm really having fun raking up leaves in my yard.

[kleclere]

I think I need to turn on the air today.

[dicksbro]

I'm sure glad our furnace went out now that it's turned colder. (It was, of course, 37 years old :shrug: )

[kleclere]

I'm glad we have to go back to work tomorrow.

[dicksbro]

WE DO? Darn, and here I am retired.

I guess I'll go out and get a job as a construction worker for high rise buildings.

[kleclere]

I enjoy doing the dishes.

[dicksbro]

I have so much fun raking leaves and then disposing of them.

[kleclere]

I enjoy working with idiots.

[dicksbro]

Just think ... we can start watching the 2016 political ads starting tomorrow!

[jseal]

I hated my mini-vacation!

[dicksbro]

I sure hate to think that Spring is just a little over three months away and then we'll start losing all this wonderful cold weather. :(

[gekkogecko]

The convention last week was such a disaster, I'm never doing another con again for the rest of my life.

[dicksbro]

I'm looking forward to our first really big snow.

[jseal]

Dry as a bone here. We need more rain.

[dicksbro]

I think I'm going to grind up our ice cubes and throw them out on the sidewalk just so I'll have something to shovel.

[jseal]

Our cats are well behaved, and never get into mischief.

[dicksbro]

Our town's outdoor pools are suppose to open tomorrow ... although we were warned to expect some hard water initially.

[gekkogecko]

I'm not ready to face the swelter-fest outside today.

[dicksbro]

I think I'm going to start washing neighborhood cars for all our neighbors.

[jseal]

I'm looking forward eagerly to the forecast snow and sleet. It'll make the work commute so much more pleasant.

[dicksbro]

I think it's horrible that the east coast is going to get all the snow and we'll be stuck with "less than an inch." Darn, we were so hoping for a major storm here.

[gekkogecko]

I am soooooooo disappointed at the weather-related problems around here.

(In case you missed it, there HAVEN'T been any weather-related problems around here today).

[dicksbro]

We didn't get an inch or so of snow with black ice on a lot of roads. Darn ... it's so fun to go car skating, too. :(

[BeachSex]

I can't stand how convenient it is to have a DVR to record shows.

[BIBI]

I am so terribly upset to have missed out on a major snow storm.

[dicksbro]

I'm really looking forward to paying federal income taxes this year.

[BeachSex]

I'm so excited that I get to miss having sex for a week.

[dicksbro]

Would you believe this is really my 8,397,489th post ... I just keep resetting the count after each million.

[pinkFlames]

Yes I do believe that was your 8,397,489th post, after all, you started posting only three days after me.

[BeachSex]

I believe you dicksbro and pinkFlames.

[dicksbro]

I'm so proud of you two ... you always tell the truth in this thread.

[BeachSex]

Of course you would be, we would never lie.

[dicksbro]

The only place I'd ever lie is on a bed. :angel:

[jseal]

It's so hot here that I had to turn the air conditioners on.

[dicksbro]

It's so great seeing all the flowers in bloom again. :)

[BeachSex]

I'm not looking forward to Spring this year.

[dicksbro]

I hear the weathermen are predicting a very snowy 4th of July this year.

[jseal]

The weather here has turned warm and clear.

[dicksbro]

I sure love reading about all the violence in the world.

[jseal]

The streets are clear and easily navigable.

[gekkogecko]

There just hasn't been enough ice to chop & snow to shovel around here this winter.

[dicksbro]

Well, we were lucky ... instead of snow we encased everything in ice and refreeze anything that melts.

[jseal]

I think I'll skip the baseball season this year.

[dicksbro]

Hollywood is shutting down and moving all it's operations to Ottumwa, Iowa. The town is being renamed Ottumwood.

[jseal]

I need more weekend chores!

[gekkogecko]

Oh, no, it's Spring already? What happened to Winter? I MISS WINTER, COME BACK NOW!

[dicksbro]

I was kinda hoping we'd have an ice age.

[pinkFlames]

I'm looking forward to the soreness from my upcoming operation.

[dicksbro]

I'm going to go to the kids Easter Egg hunt and try to grab all the eggs before the kids get them.

[BeachSex]

I'm going to drink a lot of different food colors tonight and lay a lot of cool looking eggs tomorrow. You know, it may hurt...so I may take some Tylenol.

[dicksbro]

I went around the neighborhood dressed as the Easter Bunny so I could collect eggs and not have to buy any.

[BeachSex]

Missing someone that I really care about is just awesome!

[dicksbro]

I'm not going to get my car an oil change next week.

[jseal]

I'm done with Spring!

[dicksbro]

I'm not going to mow my lawn this year.

[jseal]

I didn't just return from Mass.

[dicksbro]

I don't need to get an oil change for my car.

[dicksbro]

I sure wish winter would hurry back.

[jseal]

My cats bark like dogs

[dicksbro]

The squirrels in our back yard do that ... do you think it's contagious?

[jseal]

We will be going out for Mother's Day dinner.

[BeachSex]

The mosquitoes are being friendly and aren't biting.

[dicksbro]

Our city engineers have developed new stop lights that always stay green but prevent any accidents.

[jseal]

Political campaigns are enjoyable.