Lies! All lies!

[imaginewithme]

I hate joking around, like wondering if bulls love it when they accidently step in cowboy crap. :confused:
That wasn't the funniest thing I've heard today.

[jseal]

I hope something goes wrong at work today.

[Pita]

I really enjoy the feelings of PMS and I sure know my sweetie does too. :)

[alspals69]

does this mean neither of my orgie colleagues have PMS? i am so lucky!

[Pita]

I am sure you could handle two PMSing women without any problem.

[alspals69]

sex out of the question... but please shout at me!!!

[bare4you]

I don't think I'm missing anything these days

[dicksbro]

I'm not hungry yet.

[jseal]

I don't enjoy Saturday mornings

[Salacious]

I wear a size 12 shoe.

[jseal]

I am not enjoying the Sping weather.

[Coaster]

I'm so not a procrastinator!

[Pita]

^^^^^^^^Yeah what he said!!

[alspals69]

ha ditto

i am not bored

[Salacious]

I am completely naked.

[imaginewithme]

I got everything I wanted to get accomplished done today

[Coaster]

I'm not tired.........

[Fangtasia]

I love spiders!

[dicksbro]

I hate nudity

[Pita]

I didn't forget about setting the clocks up and was late when my parents showed up this morning.

[jseal]

I was pleased to bid farewell to my son when he left for school this morning.

[Pita]

I just hate the thought of going out for dinner tonight.

[alspals69]

i had an aweful weeken and love the thought of work tomorrow!!

[Pita]

I really, really hated the Japanese restaurant we went to tonight!

[dicksbro]

I'm really glad I lost a raincoat yesterday. :(

[jseal]

I love Monday mornings!

[dicksbro]

It's too bad I recovered my raincoat today.

[Pita]

I am so excited to be going grocery shopping soon.

[dicksbro]

I love shopping.

[Pita]

I'm anxious for my daughter to get home so she can receive a lecture on cleanliness.

[bare4you]

I am not at all happy that today is Opening Day for baseball.

[dicksbro]

I'm looking forward to being too busy tomorrow.

[Pita]

I'm not thinking about the new batteries we bought tonight for a certain little wonder!

[imaginewithme]

I hate protective men

[dicksbro]

I don't like playful sex.

[imaginewithme]

I feel great today

[Coach Knight]

I loved working out this morning.

[imaginewithme]

I bet you look horrible all hot and sweaty

[Coach Knight]

I don't want to get any of my bodily fluids all over you.

[dicksbro]

I hate thinking of warmer weather.

[imaginewithme]

I stayed home all day.

[Coach Knight]

I didn't sit in chat all alone for awhile.

[imaginewithme]

I didn't have a LONG phone call today

[dicksbro]

I don't drool when I see IWM's av.

[bare4you]

I don't agree with DB

[imaginewithme]

I'm never a mooshball

[dicksbro]

I'm hoping for a miserably hot summer.

[bare4you]

I hope Spring never arrives in Seattle

[Coaster]

I hope it keeps raining!

[dicksbro]

I feel wide awake.

[bare4you]

I am not looking forward to IWM's next AV

[alspals69]

bad aren't they?

i'm not looking forward to IWM

[imaginewithme]

I'm not happy to see you here either!

[alspals69]

just want you to know i hate yo more than any other pixie!!

[imaginewithme]

youre not nice

[alspals69]

you shouldn't re-read my profile!!!

[imaginewithme]

Today ended up being an ugly day

[Salacious]

I hate pedicures

[dicksbro]

I don't want breakfast this morning.

[jseal]

I hope it rains today.

[bare4you]

I am going to miss work this week

[dicksbro]

I don't have anything to do today.

[bare4you]

I am so happy the weather is crappy right now

[imaginewithme]

It is freezing out here in Florida today

[dicksbro]

I wonder if I should start shoveling snow.

[A. Grey Foxxx]

I LOVE the New York Yankees!

[imaginewithme]

I hate flirting

[Coach Knight]

I never get turned on at work.

[imaginewithme]

I never miss anyone special.

[bare4you]

I wish baseball season was over already

[dicksbro]

I'm ready for winter.

[Coaster]

i don't have a stiff neck

[dicksbro]

I'm glad I won't be able to get to bed early tonight.

[Steph]

Working during my first day of the Hut is always enjoyable, especially when I leave my pass card in my other jacket & have to borrow one every time I go to the washroom.

[Salacious]

I think a good lipstick is overrated.

[Sharni]

Tigger didnt contribute to me falling down the stairs and nope i didnt hurt my neck either

[rabbit]

I can dunk a basketball blindfolded.

[Fangtasia]

I know what i want outta life

[rabbit]

I dont miss my friend.

[Fangtasia]

I have lots and lots of friends

[Sharniqua]

I am easy to get close to

[dicksbro]

I don't think I'll go the park any more.

[Sharni]

I'm feeling very sleepy

[dicksbro]

I don't need anything to eat.

[Fangtasia]

Nope me either *L*

[imaginewithme]

I dont want to go back to bed.

[Fangtasia]

I do want to go to bed

[jseal]

I will be working tomorrow.

[imaginewithme]

I want to stay inside all day :(

[bare4you]

Not enjoying all the baseball games I am getting to watch on my vacation

And I do NOT like Sharni's new AV

[Fangtasia]

I hate sex!!

[imaginewithme]

I did NOT have sex tonight!

[dicksbro]

I am not tired.

[imaginewithme]

I loveeeeee hearing the cars driving by BOOM BOOOM BOOOOOM


I'm getting younger by the minute

[Salacious]

Nothing better than being in a funk.

[dicksbro]

I love this cold I just caught.

[jseal]

I hope I have to work late tonight.

[Pita]

I don't want him to do things to my body to produce those horrible earthquaking orgasms I'm prone to get.

[Fangtasia]

I feel extrememly healthy and full of energy!

[jseal]

I'd rather be at work today.

[Fangtasia]

I'm not at all bored

[imaginewithme]

I love being sick

[dicksbro]

Pink panties are ... ah ... not ... er ... I mean ... a ... drool ... turn on. :)

[imaginewithme]

You don't make me laugh ever!

[dicksbro]

I sure don't like Pixies very much.

[bare4you]

I spend way too much time visiting Pixies

[dicksbro]

I'm very shy and unassuming.

[jseal]

I'm glad my boss changes his mind so often.

[dicksbro]

I sure hope it's not nice out tomorrow

[bare4you]

I am so happy I get to go to work tomorrow for a meeting while I am on vacation :mad:

[imaginewithme]

I am never tired

[dicksbro]

I never get to feeling horny.

[jseal]

If I'm lucky, I'll get to work this weekend.

[dicksbro]

Boy that would be lucky.

[imaginewithme]

My throat isn't scratchy today

[Coaster]

I'm not looking forward to my vaca in a couple of weeks!

[imaginewithme]

I don't wish I was going with him ^

[Coaster]

I haven't looked for a suitcase her size!^^^^^

[Pita]

I can't wait for my honey to get out of here tomorrow and stay gone for the next 11 days!

[dicksbro]

I wish we weren't going to have lunch with two other couples tomorrow.

[jseal]

I'm NOT hungry!

[dicksbro]

I wish it wasn't the weekend.

[wyndhy]

i invented cold fusion in my garage 5 years ago

[Pita]

I'm going to stay up all night and paint my house with nail polish.

[dicksbro]

I used a felt marker. :)

[jseal]

I enjoy weekend chores.

[dicksbro]

I think I'm going to start running 10 or 20 miles each day.

[jseal]

I'm planning to cut back my reading time.

[dicksbro]

I'm ready for Christmas.

[imaginewithme]

I don't let people get on my nerves at all.

[Pita]

I love being home all alone.

[dicksbro]

I wish today was Monday.

[imaginewithme]

I think it's so great when people don't have a conscience.

[osuche]

I'm not nervous about my macro final at all

[dicksbro]

I'm starting a petition to raise gasoline prices.

[jseal]

I love Monday mornings.

[Steph]

I wish today was Monday.

I'm soooooooooo glad that it's Monday!

[jseal]

I hope the drizzle continues all day.

[dicksbro]

If we're really lucky, we'll start getting rain this afternoon and it'll continue all the way into Thursday. :D

[Pita]

I'm not waiting for the phone to ring.

[Steph]

I really think I could use a higher workload right now. I am going to be sad to see this earnings period end.

[dicksbro]

I'm thinking of training for the Olympics

[jseal]

The study of History is a waste of time.

[dicksbro]

I don't like sex

[bare4you]

I didn't enjoy Mrs. Bare last night

[jseal]

I'm looking forward to work tomorrow.

[dicksbro]

I hate the thought that retirement will keep me from having to go to work.

[jseal]

I enjoy listening to my son complain about his problems.

[dicksbro]

I sure hate when people are laughing and hugging and all that other stuff.

[jseal]

Weekends need to be shorter.

[dicksbro]

I sure hope we get more rain today.

[jseal]

I am NOT ready for a nap.

[dicksbro]

It doesn't sound like thunder outside.

[imaginewithme]

I don't have anything to do.

[alspals69]

me either!!

[imaginewithme]

I dont miss pixies when I'm away from it.

[dicksbro]

I don't like ice cream.

[imaginewithme]

I don't like chocolate at all :eek:

[alspals69]

i don't like chocolate ice cream

[imaginewithme]

I hate having sex

[alspals69]

i hate having sex with a chocolate ice cream... how's that for a 99?

[imaginewithme]

You never make me laugh

[alspals69]

then you can't have seen me naked

[imaginewithme]

I'd never want to do that.

[alspals69]

i'm too shy to let you see such a thing

[imaginewithme]

This Jamie Foxx CD is not meant for people to have sex to.

[alspals69]

i wouldn't volunteer to help

[dicksbro]

I'm not happy with my new camera.

[jseal]

I'm not hungry

[Coaster]

I'm not stressing!

[dicksbro]

It's not been a good day.

[imaginewithme]

I hate not being interupted and being able to zip thru some smut games as fast as I can!

[alspals69]

i hate IWM!!

[dicksbro]

I don't feel like taking a nap.

[bare4you]

I hate the weather we are having these days

[dicksbro]

I love meetings.

[Coaster]

I'm soooooo not looking forward to vacation!

[imaginewithme]

^^You definately don't deserve a vacation!

[rabbit]

I hate three day weekends!

[imaginewithme]

I'm not excited to see jbh3 on tonight! http://www.websmileys.com/sm/cartoon/1403.gif

[jbh3]

I didn't miss my Gurly Gurl.

[imaginewithme]

That didn't make me smile! Geesh!

[wyndhy]

i invented the orgasm.

totally.

it was never even around before i had the first one and then people were like, "whoa!!!! that's awsome!!!!!!! wyndhy you totally rock!"

i sewar, it's true

[jbh3]

I haven't been thinkin' of her green eyes....really!

[jbh3]

i invented the orgasm

I invented the fake orgasm....cause you held the patent on the orgasm. ;)

[wyndhy]

i have no idea how to fake an orgasm.

[imaginewithme]

that girl is not even funny

[wyndhy]

and that^^girl is totally...what's the opposite of sexy?...whatever it is it rhymes with IWM

[jbh3]

I'm gonna have to kick both of ya outa my bed!

[wyndhy]

i shall go willingly and without complaint.

[imaginewithme]

I dont want to be in bed with you two at all!

[jbh3]

go then!!!

[imaginewithme]

Fine I will and I will hate it when my panties get all creamy from the excitement.

[dicksbro]

And, all my rubbing and tender care is simply because of my health care training, not that lust stuff.

[jseal]

I want to go to work on Monday.

[dicksbro]

I love hot weather and high humidity

[jseal]

Today is not Sunday

[jbh3]

I'm gettin' ready for church :dance:

[dicksbro]

It's so much fun when the guys have the Pixie Smut Games to themselves.

[Pita]

How annoying to see so many smilies on Pixies again. :rolleyes2

[loves2laugh]

I just hate some of these pixie's avatars

[Pita]

I think I will stop using avartars.

[loves2laugh]

I hope Tess stops using an avatar

[Pita]

I haven't received a sexy PM concerning my avatar.

[loves2laugh]

I sent that PM

[Pita]

You need to stop trying to hit on me so much.

[loves2laugh]

I would never hit on anyone here at pixies

[Pita]

That's because most Pixies have you on ignore.

[loves2laugh]

Yes I heard you told them to do that

[Pita]

Because I want you all for myself.

[loves2laugh]

I dont like to share

[Pita]

I think you are really a monk in disguise.

[loves2laugh]

thats where I know tess from the convent

[dicksbro]

:brows: I don't get carried away staring at Tess' AV. :brows:

[jseal]

I am NOT enjoying the long weekend.

[dicksbro]

I'll be glad when sub-freezing temperatures return.

[Pita]

I can't stand the thought of him giving me a back rub tonight.

[dicksbro]

I'm glad I can't watch.

[Pita]

I hated going out to lunch today and eating something off my diet.

[dicksbro]

I never drool looking at panties. :slurp:

[bare4you]

I haven't missed Pixies at all lately

[dicksbro]

We didn't miss you, either, bare4you.

(Pssst ... welcome back)

[Pita]

I don't think any of us should come to Pixies ever again!

[dicksbro]

Well, I don't need to call it a night so I won't send a :x:

[bare4you]

I don't have wonderful naughty thoughts in my mind seeing that AV Tess is using

[Pita]

I can't believe Pixie men would find a pair of white panties covering a perfect ass something to occupy their naughty, perverted minds.

[bare4you]

Who us? Naw, we never think of such things

[dicksbro]

I can't believe it, either.

[jseal]

It is not hot and muggy outside today.

[dicksbro]

We're getting heavy downpours ... just like they predicted. :rolleyes2

[Pita]

I want it to be below freezing so I can shiver me booty off.

[dicksbro]

I wonder if I'll have to shovel the snow before we go out tonight. :rolleyes2

[Pita]

It really pisses me off that the man I love just became a Pixie!! :hair:

[dicksbro]

I think I ought to stay up all night.

[jseal]

I'm not ready for lunch.

[Sugarsprinkles]

I have no secrets

[Pita]

Cause you're soooooooooooo boring!! ^^^^^^^^^^





Love you SP :rose:

[dicksbro]

I don't like looking up your skirt so don't let me stay here more than another hour or so.

[Pita]

I should put on some panties.

[loves2laugh]

I think you should put on some panties

[Coaster]

I'm NOT horny tonite

[Pita]

I didn't have some good times this afternoon on my bed.

[Sugarsprinkles]

I wish I'd never reconnected with an old flame.

[Pita]

^^^Yeah I don't think that is a good idea at all!

[Sugarsprinkles]

I don't care what you think ;)

[Coaster]

Yeah I'd never want to put out your flame!

[Pita]

Coaster's avatar is such a huge turnoff?

[Sugarsprinkles]

I wouldn't want to play with your hose.

[Pita]

I'm sure having your hands on me would be as fun as watching mold grow.

[Sugarsprinkles]

I've never thought of touching another woman