Lies! All lies!

[lusty1]

The punishment of posting at Pixies persists!

[dicksbro]

I love hot sweaty weather.

[lusty1]

My friend and I won so big at the Casino tonight, they ran out of money. :)

[IowaMan]

I haven't had some incredibly naughty thoughts today...... and I didn't enjoy each and every one of them tremendously. :hot:

[dicksbro]

I'm ready for winter and the snow and ice!

[IowaMan]

I don't want to see Shrek the Third or the new Pirates of the Caribbean movie.

[jseal]

I'll probably skip the cookout this afternoon.

[Coaster]

Hate this string of fine weather!

[IowaMan]

Sure am glad I'm not going to get laid today.

[IowaMan]

And now I'm glad that I haven't found that one special woman to make my life complete. Well, I'm not with her anyway.

[lusty1]

I'm glad my headache stuck around for the last day of the long weekend .

[IowaMan]

I wouldn't like to just go to sleep and not wake up for a long, long time.

[dicksbro]

I sure hope the weather turns miserable for tomorrow.

[IowaMan]

I'm glad the boys don't have a ballgame tomorrow night.

[Coaster]

I'm not going to bed now.........

[lusty1]

I love waking up and not being able to get back to sleep.

[jseal]

I am glad that the holiday is past.

[dicksbro]

I'm figuring 10 or 12 thousand Pixies are likely to show up in Peoria in August.

[Sally Smith]

I hate learning new things.

[Coaster]

I'm working all night!

[Sally Smith]

I love it when hubby comes home late from work.

[Coaster]

I don't look at her ^^^^ cleavage ever!

[jseal]

A had a good night's sleep last night.

[Sally Smith]

I love driving in Thunderstorms.

[dicksbro]

I sure hope it storms here today.

[lusty1]

I hate that Summer is just around the bend.

[dicksbro]

I like to be close to broke at month-end.

[jseal]

My daughter didn't finally get a job! :D

[osuche]

I'm really sad for jseal.

[IowaMan]

I'm not ready to make my trip to California.

[dicksbro]

Don't say, "Hi!" to osuche for us.

[lusty1]

I love when my computer malfunctions...it gives me something to do.

[IowaMan]

I'm absolutely convinced that the Chicago Cubs are cursed.

[jseal]

I am pleased that the O's winning streak was snapped last night.

[IowaMan]

I'm not happy that the Cubs are finally playing a decent ballgame today.

[osuche]

I am not at all interested in sex

[IowaMan]

I don't get an adrenaline rush when there are tornadoes in the area.

[Eastern]

I don't want a new car

[dicksbro]

I sure hope the sun goes behind a cloud and the rains start coming down.

[IowaMan]

I don't wish I had a secret admirer.

[osuche]

I am thrilled that I have a chaperone next weekend

[dicksbro]

I think I'll sleep in today.

[IowaMan]

I'll be getting married a noon today.

[dicksbro]

I'm coming over to tie tin cans to your bumper.

[jseal]

We did not lose power today at work.

[IowaMan]

The kids hit the ball well in practice tonight and I'm not worried about their game tomorrow night.

[dicksbro]

I'm trying to find my parka to wear when I go out today.

[IowaMan]

It didn't feel good at all to sleep in a bit today.

[dicksbro]

I didn't enjoy the strawberry swirl ice cream we had last night.

[IowaMan]

I wasn't in the emergency room early this morning........and I'm not fine now.

[dicksbro]

I make sure to reply to this thread every single day.

[IowaMan]

I don't hope that a dream I had last night comes true.

[dicksbro]

I don't think I'll drive to Indianapolis today to see our grandchildren.

[IowaMan]

I'm not really confused and disappointed over something in my life right now.

[jseal]

I just LOVE debugging someone else's code!

[IowaMan]

My lungs are in complete cooperation with me today.

[GreenChef]

my sunburn isn't bothering me at all today

:weg:

[IowaMan]

I didn't enjoy it when my boys won another ballgame tonight.

[sodaklostsoul]

I don't swallow.

[IowaMan]

I don't want to see pictoral proof of that ^^^. :rofl:

[sodaklostsoul]

I would never take pics!!!!! :D

[IowaMan]

I'm thinking Little IowaMan will be making a full length feature film very soon.

[GreenChef]

I'm loving my new skin tone

[IowaMan]

I'll bet GreenChef doesn't wish Neige was there with him to pamper his sunburn.

[GreenChef]

You couldn't be more right

[IowaMan]

Neige probably doesn't miss GreenChef at all either.

[GreenChef]

That's what she keeps telling me

[IowaMan]

I don't wish I had the love of my life in my life right now.

[GreenChef]

I don't wish you the best of luck in finding her...

[IowaMan]

I don't appreciate that ^^^.

[jseal]

I hate the Summer!

[IowaMan]

I'm not completely in awe of one of my friends.

[dicksbro]

I'm not anxious to get back into the routine of early morning posting at Pixies.

[jseal]

I'd hate for that ^^^ to happen!

[IowaMan]

I love the hot, humid weather.

[dicksbro]

We've turned off our air conditioner so we could enjoy the hot weather more.

[IowaMan]

I didn't have to turn my air conditioner on during the middle of the night.

[dicksbro]

It's getting so cold here, ice is forming on the streets.

[IowaMan]

I've got it all figured out.

[Pita]

I'm not excited that we are leaving today for vacation.

[dicksbro]

I'm not wishing that Tess' vacation would bring her to Peoria in August.

[IowaMan]

I don't hope that one of my flights on my upcoming trip goes off course and I end up on a tropical island with a bunch of incredibly sex starved, beautiful women who think I'm the sexiest man they've ever seen.

[dicksbro]

I'm not still tired.

[IowaMan]

I'm not very unsure about part of my trip going well.

[dicksbro]

I'm not happy that the doc gave me a good bill of health.

[IowaMan]

Helping coach the little league team, although I really didn't do all that much, wasn't a little more strenuous for me than I thought it would be.

[dicksbro]

It's always nice when you try to do good things and they fail miserably making you look bad.

[IowaMan]

It's not going to be really tough to get used to not coming to Pixies while I'm on vacation.

[dicksbro]

We won't miss your sharp wit either.

[Vicious Tease]

I'm knitting a sweater for my pet tarantula.

[dicksbro]

Our cats like to read us stories in the evenings.

[kleclere]

Fun seeing the tarantula wearing that sweater.

[lusty1]

I never even think of IowaMan since he's on vacation!

[osuche]

I am not at all sexually frustrated

[dicksbro]

I never enjoy get togethers with relatives.

[lusty1]

A day without laundry to do is a day that isn't worth living.

[dicksbro]

I shower with my clothes on so I don't have to wash them.

[lusty1]

My life is so exciting they made a movie about it...it's called "From Hell"

[dicksbro]

I think I'll join the race for President.

[dicksbro]

My computer is soooo fast this morning, I had three posts in before I got logged in.

[dicksbro]

Today, four posts and a thumbprint on the monitor.

[lusty1]

Shrek and Fiona asked me to be the babies Godmother!

[sodaklostsoul]

I won a million dollars.

[dicksbro]

I'm going on a twenty mile hike this morning.

[lusty1]

I'll be racing against DB for the last 10 miles.

[GreenChef]

I doubt I'd be able to come up with a better work out for us...

[dicksbro]

Speaking of racing, did you know I'm a NASCAR driver?

[jseal]

Oh yeah! Sure! I was the guy waving the checkered flag. Remember?

[lusty1]

It's so much more fun here when IowaMan isn't around.

[dicksbro]

I think I'll have a beer with breakfast.

[lusty1]

I love spending the day at the dentist.

[jseal]

Camping gear is inexpensive.

[lusty1]

I hope IowaMan takes another week or 2 before he stops back in here at Pixies.

[dicksbro]

I'm not late getting here today.

[Coaster]

I don't have much to do today

[jseal]

It is not raining here

[lusty1]

If it were just 10 degrees hotter, it would be comfortable to sit outside.

[Coaster]

I'm not tired

[IowaMan]

I hated the last weekend of my trip to California. Worst time of my entire life.

[lusty1]

I hate talking to friends when the conversation isn't about ME! :D

[dicksbro]

It was sure nice not being logged on to Pixies yesterday.

[Pita]

I am NOT a post whore!! :boobs:

[IowaMan]

I hope the Cubs don't win the World Series this year.

[dicksbro]

I didn't go to the park yesterday morning.

[jseal]

I will sneak back to work this evening and squeeze in a coule of hours of unpaid OT!

[lusty1]

I have too much extra money so I'm going to go downtown and toss it into the wind for some less fortunate person to catch.

[IowaMan]

Life seems to get easier with each passing day.

[jseal]

I dislike music.

[lusty1]

I hate cooking.

[Coaster]

I just love when nobody is here to play with me!

[sodaklostsoul]

I'm not a bitch today.

[Yang4yin]

I celebrated my 21st birthday today.

[dicksbro]

I didn't get tired at all yesterday.

[jseal]

Our air conditioners are turned off.

[lusty1]

I hate when friends come by to visit.

[dicksbro]

I hope my wife isn't getting me some ice cream.

[IowaMan]

I hope Tuesday is a carbon copy of Monday.

[dicksbro]

I hope I can find a new printer today

[IowaMan]

The street in front of my house isn't flooded right now.

[grl2naughty]

There wasn't any water standing in the back floor board of my car this morning when I got in it. :eek:

[IowaMan]

I'm jumping for joy because of the side effects I'm having from one of my new meds.

[dicksbro]

I hope something else goes wrong today.

[jseal]

I am not hungry

[IowaMan]

I grew wings overnight. :yikes:

[dicksbro]

It's 4:40AM ... I think I'll go mow my lawn.

[Wicked Wanda]

I have decided to take my vows. (as a nun...)

No, really!

Ok, maybe...

Thinking about it , anyway.

WW

[jseal]

I don't like PBJ sandwiches! :)

[IowaMan]

I'm getting married tomorrow and everybody is invited.

[jseal]

Modern opera is easy on the ear.

[Coaster]

I'm not sweaty from doing yardwork

[IowaMan]

I'm going to be on exhibit at the San Diego Zoo this coming October.

[dicksbro]

I didn't enjoy the picnic with friends today.

[jseal]

My cats did not just make me laugh!

[IowaMan]

Tomorrow I have surgery to make me the tallest man in the universe.

[dicksbro]

I think I'm going to buy an airplane today.

[jseal]

I hope that this work week will be full of problems.

[dicksbro]

I'm looking forward to winning the lottery this week.

[dicksbro]

I never follow myelf posting in a thread

[jseal]

^^^ That did NOT get a chuckle out of me!

[IowaMan]

I sure hope the Cardinals beat the Cubs tonight.

[dicksbro]

I bet you have your home all decorated in red bird feathers don't you, IowaMan.

[IowaMan]

I'm wearing a Fredbird costume as I type. :D

[dicksbro]

I thought so ... :)

[jseal]

I was unhappy to see my son return from his Backpacking trip.

[IowaMan]

A backpacking trip doesn't sound like a lot of fun.

[dicksbro]

I didn't enjoy Evan Almighty today.

[lusty1]

I hate watching the kittens roll and tumble on the porch.

[dicksbro]

I don't like parks

[IowaMan]

I'm going to paint my bald head to look like an 8-ball.

[jseal]

I watch a lot of TV

[dicksbro]

I love it when things get out of control.

[jseal]

Weekends are for uncompensated overtime!

[dicksbro]

Uncompensated overtime is one of the perks companies usually offer employees.

[IowaMan]

I'm Batman!

[jseal]

My weekend chores are not yet complete.

[dicksbro]

I just bought a new Rolls Royce

[lusty1]

I am DBs chauffeur.

[jseal]

I enjoyed discovering that my van's battery was dead.

[IowaMan]

I'm as good of a guitar player as Jimi Hendrix.

[lusty1]

Having 21 kittens has always been a life-long dream of mine!

[IowaMan]

I doubt that 21 kittens are very cute at all.

[dicksbro]

I really slept well.

[jseal]

I am a woman.

[dicksbro]

We don't intend to see Bourne Ultimatium this Friday.

[jseal]

I will be at home this weekend.

[IowaMan]

I like to tie pink ribbons in my chest hair and prance around the neighborhood in just a diaper throwing rose petals all over the place.

[grl2naughty]

I am not laughing my ass off at that^^^.

[IowaMan]

I'm not going to watch "Zodiac" tonight after the Cubs game is over.

[dicksbro]

I like to tie pink ribbons in my chest hair and prance around the neighborhood in just a diaper throwing rose petals all over the place.

I'm not laughing at that either. :roflmao:

[IowaMan]

Today I'm going to use blue and red ribbons in honor of the Cubs being in first place. :D

[lusty1]

I'm going to teach IM how th 8-strand braid his chest hair for an extra-festive look today!

[jseal]

^^ That would not be something to see!

[dicksbro]

I hope they start running more commercials on TV.

[IowaMan]

In preparation for the Pixies in Peoria event, I'm going to wear a little green dress, put wings on my back and act like I'm flying around with a wand today.

[lusty1]

My legs feel so good today, I am going to RUN to Iowa and visit a friend.

[IowaMan]

I don't wish she ^^^ wasn't kidding.

[dicksbro]

I'm not looking forward to next Friday.

[IowaMan]

I wouldn't give anything to go back in time to four weeks ago today.

[dicksbro]

I think instead of mowing my lawn, I'm going to stick up a sign declaring the yard to be a Natural Prarie Grass Exhibit. :)

[jseal]

I did not enjoy visiting my daughter & the beach this weekend.

[IowaMan]

I believe that I've progressed enough in my quest to learn to play the guitar to put on a concert for Lilith so she doesn't have to go see Peter Frampton next weekend.

[dicksbro]

We sure hope everyone else enjoys Peoria ... I know we don't.

[IowaMan]

Hopefully the rain that we're getting here right now makes a lot of weeds grow in my yard.

[dicksbro]

I don't like soft music when I'm dozing.

[jseal]

I am not ready for lunch!

[IowaMan]

I hope the heat index gets up to about 110F today, it's just too darn cool here right now.

[grl2naughty]

I *LOVE* it when it is so humid out.

[dicksbro]

My sweat is perspiring. :boink:

[IowaMan]

My stomach isn't upset right now.

[dicksbro]

I hope it doesn't get better by tomorrow morning.

[Pita]

I really hope that the weather doesn't break and we lose these lovely temperatures.

[jseal]

I am LOVING these hot and humid days!

[dicksbro]

I'm giving some thought to not attending PIP.

[lusty1]

I am in DESPERATE need of a kitten or two!!!

[dicksbro]

I think I'll mow the lawn now, it's 5:30AM and everyone should be up.

[IowaMan]

I fell and broke my leg in the shower so I won't be able to drive to Peoria this morning. :yikes:

[dicksbro]

I fell and broke my leg in the shower so I won't be able to drive to Peoria this morning. :yikes:

He'll walk instead. :D

[jseal]

This is my last post at Pixies.

[dicksbro]

I'm sure looking forward to the time when the roads all ice up.

[IowaMan]

I was pretty disappointed with the PiP gathering, it just wasn't any fun.

[jseal]

I am having a REALLY GREAT day today. :(

[dicksbro]

I'm sure glad the weekend is over.

[IowaMan]

Hopefully jseal's day just got worse and worse.

[dicksbro]

I'm thinking next year in Nashville will be super boring, just like Peoria and Niagara Falls were.

[IowaMan]

The Shepherds Pie at Paddy O'Flaherty's in Morton, IL is absolutely terrible, I could barely eat more than one bite of it.

[dicksbro]

Our Shepherds Pie came with real live sheep.

[jseal]

Today is worse than yesterday. :)

[IowaMan]

I'm not 2,000 miles away from here in my mind.

[dicksbro]

My wife and I are not planning on going to the park this morning.

[IowaMan]

I don't wish I could be there with you and Mrs. DB for a nice, relaxing morning.

[IowaMan]

I really wish the Cardinals had beaten the Cubs yesterday, I hate it that the Cubs are now in first place.

[jseal]

Speaking of first place, the Orioles are back at the top of the AL East.

[dicksbro]

I hope we get all the rain that they're predicting for us.

[IowaMan]

My kitty doesn't seem to really enjoy his catnip toys.

[jseal]

I was sad to watch another Scout get his Eagle award.

[IowaMan]

It's not raining here right now.

[dicksbro]

It is here.

[jseal]

It is NOT currently raining, and the forecast does NOT call for the rain to continue all day.

[Steph]

I wish more people whined.

[dicksbro]

I love politics.

[jseal]

The politicians are sincere.

[IowaMan]

I'm overjoyed that I'm not in San Francisco to watch the Cubs play the Giants.

[jseal]

The rain we are finally getting is not overdue.

[IowaMan]

I just completed the last action scene of my latest adult feature, "IowaMan and the kinky Pixie Babe!"

[dicksbro]

I don't intend to do anything today.

[jseal]

I hope to work overtime today.

[dicksbro]

I think I'm the only one that never lies in this thread.

[jseal]

I hope it rains at the picnic tomorrow.

[lusty1]

I hate picnics almost as much as I hate kittens!

[dicksbro]

It's late and dark now, maybe I'll go finish mowing the lawn.