Lies! All lies!

[grl2naughty]

I really hope that my step daughter's basketball team loses tonight.

[dicksbro]

I'm hoping we get lots more snow this winter.

[jseal]

I hope I get a pay cut.

[IowaMan]

I'm not confused at all about what my body has been putting me through the last couple of days.

[dicksbro]

I'm glad I got ready to go to the docs onlly to find out my wife had the wrong day down and the appointment is really tomorrow.

[IowaMan]

I'm not glad that I finally feel pretty good today.

[dicksbro]

I don't have to take my son to work soon.

[IowaMan]

I'm not feeling very well today.

[dicksbro]

I don't like Pixies very much.

[IowaMan]

Hate Pixies! Absolutely hate it! Bad Pixies! Bad, Bad Pixies! :mad:

[dicksbro]

I never over react.

[Pita]

I feel so damn chipper tonight.

[jbh3]

I love to be home on a Friday night with nothing to do.

[dicksbro]

I love thinking I have to be in Peoria in 3 hours.

[IowaMan]

When I wake up with morning wood, I always put a condom on it and go door to door asking all the single ladies if they would like to assist me with my situation.

[cavegirl]

I absolutely love builders who leave my house in a complete mess...

[jbh3]

I really miss being in the Construction (builder) Business :teleport:

[dicksbro]

I'm hoping we don't get another PAGAN get together put together in the next year or two.

[IowaMan]

I'm not a little bit envious that one of my best friends has finally found himself a really great lady.

I'm also not wanting to strangle him because he's not smart enough to see just how good this could turn out.

[dicksbro]

I'm not getting hungry for supper yet.

[IowaMan]

I don't have way more hair on my chest and stomach than I do on the top of my head. :(

[dicksbro]

I'm not going to usher at church today.

[jseal]

I will not be taking Dearsweet out to Ding How's for dinner this evening.

[IowaMan]

No doubt about it, I've got women 100% figured out.

[dicksbro]

It's not time for supper.

[IowaMan]

I didn't have a naughty, filthy, absolutely mind blowing dream that featured a Pixies lady last night. :p And I'm hoping I don't have it again the next time I'm asleep. :D

[dicksbro]

I'm not getting hungry for supper.

[IowaMan]

This would be a great day to sit out in my front yard in a pair of shorts and a tank top and sell lemonade.

[dicksbro]

It'd be a terrible day to bundle up when I go out.

[jseal]

I hope I catch a cold soon.

[dicksbro]

I'm not enjoying today.

[IowaMan]

I didn't surprise myself with a great night's sleep.

[Miss-Honey-Bee]

I do not drink, curl my hair, smoke, stay up past 10pm, and I am a virgin. I do not believe in sex before marriage.

[IowaMan]

I'm hung like a porn star.

[dicksbro]

Sex is my least favorite thing to have.

[IowaMan]

I just made love to a beautiful Pixies lady all night long and am just out here at the computer to recharge while I drink some orange juice and get some Vitamin E. I'll be heading back in to the festivities in a minute.

[dicksbro]

I'm not going to help on a fish fry in the next 15 minutes or so.

[IowaMan]

Last night wasn't the first time I've ever been in a chat room.

[jseal]

I look forward to weekend chores.

[dicksbro]

With wind chills at -15F, it's time to break out the picnic basket.

[IowaMan]

I'm happy that the heat went out last night at a friend's place out in the Bay Area.

[Pita]

I really appreciate my teacher who assigns homework about Super Bowls commercials, because that is exactly how I want to spend my Sunday.

[dicksbro]

I don't care much for low cut outfits. :slurp:

[jseal]

I hope the cold weather continues for another week.

[dicksbro]

I think I'll stay up all night tonight.

[jseal]

I need a few more bills to pay.

[dicksbro]

I sure love that it's still snowing.

[IowaMan]

It hasn't been hit or miss all afternoon as to whether or not I could get this site to work.

[grl2naughty]

Amen to that^^^!! :)

[IowaMan]

My day wasn't made by a PM I got from a special Pixie letting me know she got some really great news today. :D

[dicksbro]

Snowy, icy roads ... it's a wonderful day to go for a drive in the country.

[IowaMan]

I would just absolutely hate to be cuddled up with a warm Pixie lady right now.

[jseal]

I had a good night's sleep.

[ReaperWoman]

I would never think of throwing things at my lecturer whilst he talks.

[grl2naughty]

I would just absolutely hate to be cuddled up with a warm Pixie lady right now.


I sure would hate to be that Pixie lady too. :D

[dicksbro]

I like the idea of walking barefoot in the snow.

[jseal]

^^ That image ^^ did not make me wince!

[dicksbro]

I don't own too much stuff.

[IowaMan]

I'm not looking forward to my trip to California this summer.

[IowaMan]

Miss-Honey-Bee's avatar doesn't get me to take a second look each time.

[dicksbro]

I sure hope we don't have any more PAGAN get togethers.

[IowaMan]

It's sunny and 85F here in the Hawkeye state right now. Hey, what do you know, here comes a lovely young lady in a string bikini bringing me a rum drink! She appears to really like me. :nana:

[dicksbro]

I'm leaving for Iowa now. :boink:

[IowaMan]

I didn't receive a phone call from an incredible Pixie this morning and it didn't absolutely make my day.

[dicksbro]

4AM and the sun is shining.

[jseal]

I am not hungry.

[IowaMan]

I didn't match just one number in last night's Powerball drawing. :mad:

[IowaMan]

I won't take a second turn in a row.

I don't think I'll end up having to go to the doctor tomorrow and have him take another look at my screwed up knee.

[dicksbro]

I'm glad I have a meeting scheduled for tomorrow evening.

[BlondBabe]

I absolutely hate sex, it is the worst thing ever. I hate having to have sex every single night!! :D

[dicksbro]

I love winter.

[IowaMan]

I'm really excited about getting to spend the majority of my day waiting around in a hospital for the doctors and med students to be ready to see me.

[dicksbro]

OH BOY!
MORE SNOW!

Another chance to shovel!

Midwestern winters are so much fun!

[grl2naughty]

I am going to hate this weekend when I get to be all alone with my husband away from it all!!

[IowaMan]

I shot Buckwheat.

[dicksbro]

I planted the cherry tree George chopped down. :boink:

[jseal]

I love meetings. :sad:

[dicksbro]

I think I'm going to fill our freezer with snow so I can spread it back onto the driveway and shovel again this summer.

[IowaMan]

Spending the vast majority of my day here at Pixies today didn't pull me out of a mental funk that was dangerously close to turning into a deep depression.

[dicksbro]

I like leaving my avatars alone for prolonged periods of time.

[IowaMan]

The fast food Mexican takeout I had for dinner last night is still sitting very well on my stomach.

[dicksbro]

It's not even breakfast time yet and already Chinese takeout is sounding good.

[IowaMan]

Those beautiful young ladies with the rum drinks and the skimpy bikinis are back and they are asking me why dicksbro and jseal aren't here with us so we can party. :nana:

[dicksbro]

I'm sorry. I had all those young ladies with rum drinks and without their skimpy bikinis wondering where you and jseal were. Don't worry, though, we went ahead and started the ... OH YEAH ... Hmmmmm ... party. :)

[IowaMan]

I swear that I saw PF on the Daytona 500 pre-race show trying to steal Kelly Clarkson's panties. :yikes:

[dicksbro]

I love having this cold. Sneezing, running nose, coughing ... it's a laugh a minute.

[IowaMan]

I loved having a stomach virus over the weekend and I hope it comes back again very soon.

[dicksbro]

I'm really enjoying the head cold I caught. Gives my wife and I one more thing we have in common and can share.

[Coaster]

I really didn't enjoy our morning in bed!

[IowaMan]

A phone conversation with my sister didn't just offend me and royally piss me off.

[dicksbro]

I hate the warmer weather we're getting this week.

[IowaMan]

I would never want to go to Mardi Gras and have an unbelievable experience that sent me home with a bunch of pics worthy of posting. :boobs:

[dicksbro]

I'm not getting sleepy.

[BlondBabe]

I really love this stomach bug I seem to have gotten, it makes it so much easier to take care of a 5-month old. *blah*

[IowaMan]

They just announced that my little town of 575 people is going to be the new state capital.

[dicksbro]

Peoria is giving away free gasoline all day today. :nana:

[IowaMan]

Today is "Have Hot, Steamy Sex with IowaMan Day" in Iowa today. It's the annual celebration for all the single ladies of the state to get out all of their sexual frustrations.

[dicksbro]

Stay tuned folks, there'll be pictures ^^^^ at 11:00.

[Pita]

I haven't missed the games or the sexy men of Pixies.

[dicksbro]

I cannot tell a lie ... I haven't missed those ... sexy, sensual, heart pounding, perspiration inducing, erection causing AV's that TinglingTess uses. :slurp:

[IowaMan]

I spent the night in jail because I tried to hump the pretty news reporter who just wanted to interview me for "Steamy Sex with IowaMan Day" yesterday. There weren't any still pics but the video was on the 10pm news. :D

[dicksbro]

I saw that video ... it was on Fox News most of the day.

[IowaMan]

I hope all of this ice that is falling from the sky here in my town reaches dicksbro's place very soon. They have had much too mild of a winter in his town.

[dicksbro]

Just in case it doesn't, I'm having ice sheets flown in and installed on my driveway.

[rabbit]

I hate beer. Worst stuff ever made...

[dicksbro]

Ice is great to have on roads and sidewalks.

[IowaMan]

The last three days have been probably the greatest of my life and I see no way at all that things could get better when the Cubs start playing their spring training games on Thursday.

[dicksbro]

I was glad to find out last night my plans for this morning were changed without my knowing it.

[Pita]

I love getting up early

[dicksbro]

I'm glad to be taking one of my cars in for an oil change this morning.

[IowaMan]

I don't get tired of going to the doctor seemingly at least once a week.

[jseal]

I'mm looking forward to a loooooooooong meeting today.

[dicksbro]

I sure hope it gets icy before I have to pick up my son this afternoon.

[jseal]

I am always the pigeon, and never the statue.

[IowaMan]

I haven't been a bit frustrated lately with my health.

also........ jseal's one ^^^^ above didn't damn near make me fall out of my chair laughing. :roflmao:

[smithy020]

i honestly cant think of a better way to spend a day off than cleaning!....

[dicksbro]

Personally, I like watching two clocks with seconds hands race to see which one has the faster hours.

[IowaMan]

The Cubs have their first Spring Training game today? Huh, well how do you like that, it completely slipped my mind. :D

[dicksbro]

I'm glad you reminded me so I can send my avid Cubs fan son a note of condolences. ;)

[jseal]

I am not hungry.

[dicksbro]

It's too bad the weekend is almost here.

[jseal]

I hope I have to work on Saturday.

[dicksbro]

I'm not tired tonight.

[Sharni]

I'm cold

[dicksbro]

I'm hot

[IowaMan]

After making love to both Halle Berry and Elizabeth Hurley this morning I got out the video camera and recorded a smoking hot girl/girl scene of them while I waited for my fun parts to recharge.

[dicksbro]

I had to turn our air conditioner on.

[jseal]

I am not tired this morning.

[dicksbro]

Oh rats, the sun is shining!

[ReaperWoman]

I won the lottery last night, and have spent all day planning how to spend my money. The government's decided I'm too cool to tax, so I'll be getting plenty of tax-free interest to spend, and I got a call from Johnny Depp who wondered if I'd like to join him in the Carribean whilst I work out what to do with the rest of my money. I'm thinking a Pixie meeting house in Barbados...

[1nutworld]

Man it would just really, really suck to have to visit the Pixie meeting house in Barbados, and of course be forced to hang out with ReaperWoman.

And of course she'd rather be there with me than Johnny Depp.

[IowaMan]

I'm Batman.

[1nutworld]

I'm Batman.

Where's Batgirl?

I'm not tired at all, but yet I bet I fall asleep right away!

[dicksbro]

She's with me. :)

What a vamp!! :slurp:

[IowaMan]

I didn't wake up sporting a Batpole that would've been more than suited for Batgirl to slide down a few times.

[jseal]

I am looking forward to this afternoon's meeting.

[IowaMan]

ReaperWoman isn't a very sexy young lady.

[ReaperWoman]

I hate orange mousse and everything about it. It makes my skin crawl. Trifle, on the other hand...




(would leave me with a trifle in one hand and orange mousse in the other - want a taste anyone? ;))

[1nutworld]

I'd never want anything to do with her^^^

[IowaMan]

I'm not worried about my tests at the hospital today.

[lizzardbits]

^^ I am not worried either---Did you study well?

[IowaMan]

I can't wait to spend the majority of my day dressed in only a flimsy little hospital gown.

[lizzardbits]

I am not imagining IowaMan's tushie peeking out of afore said flimsy hospital gown

[IowaMan]

I've got quite the tushie for Lizz to peek at.

[lizzardbits]

I don't wanna play doctor

[IowaMan]

I don't think having Dr. Lizz give me a physical would be very fun.

[lizzardbits]

I won't show you mine, if you don't show me yours

[IowaMan]

Seeing yours wouldn't make my day.

[lizzardbits]

http://www.pixies-place.com:81/forums/showthread.php?t=24524 I told you that I wouldn't show mine

[IowaMan]

Little IowaMan hasn't stood tall while seeing those ^^^ pics a time or two.

[lizzardbits]

well, I am certainly not flattered by that!

[IowaMan]

I am not currently having a "blast". ;)

[lizzardbits]

I didn't go off and bump IowaMan's "Little IowaMan" thread.

[IowaMan]

I didn't just get "bumped" by some hot wax.

[lizzardbits]

I am not speechless!

[IowaMan]

I'm not completely drained.......... and smiling. :D

[lizzardbits]

I am not smiling a big cheesy grin right now!

[IowaMan]

My grin isn't going to last most of the day.

[lizzardbits]

I am sad to read that

[IowaMan]

I'm not suddenly really energized.

[lizzardbits]

I loathe playful spankings

[IowaMan]

I'm not feeling a bit more at ease about my hospital trip later today thanks to a certain British Hawkeye. :x:

[lizzardbits]

you're not welcome! And I don't wish you all the best!

[IowaMan]

I won't probably chuckle thinking about you when I put the little gown on.

[lizzardbits]

I am still not thinking about your tushie in that gown

[IowaMan]

I'm sure you'd absolutely love my tushie if you saw it in the gown.

[lizzardbits]

I don't want a series of pictures like that ;) So don't steal a gown

[IowaMan]

This solution I'm drinking to prepare for my tests is absolutely delicious!




OMG, I can barely stomach it! And I'll see what I can do about the gown. Can't promise pics though. :p

[lizzardbits]

I bet you don't have to down a liter of it every 15 minutes for the next hour....mmmmm...tasty

[IowaMan]

I think I'd rather drink this stuff than my morning coffee. Damn, it's tasty!

[lizzardbits]

i want some!

[IowaMan]

This stuff would be absolutely great over cereal!

[lizzardbits]

Sounds gourmet to me.

[IowaMan]

I think I'm going to do a nice long thread of me playing with Little IowaMan, including a nice money shot, to celebrate my 5,000th post.

[lizzardbits]

I think that you shouldn't celebrate your 5,000 post

[IowaMan]

I think I might not. ;)

[lizzardbits]

I won't be happy if you do

[IowaMan]

Maybe I'll ask one of the nurses today to take the pics for me.

[lizzardbits]

My imagination isn't running away with thoughts of that^^^ ;)

[IowaMan]

I'm sure I won't say something stupid to the nurse about doing it while I'm sedated today. :rofl:

[lizzardbits]

I don't have this song running through my head now and I didn't want to share


"I Wanna Be Sedated"

Twenty-twenty-twenty four hours to go I wanna be sedated
Nothin' to do no where to go-o-oh I wanna be sedated
Just get me to the airport put me on a plane
Hurry hurry hurry before I go insane
I can't control my fingers I can't control my brain
Oh no oh oh oh oh

Twenty-twenty-twenty four hours to go I wanna be sedated
Nothin' to do no where to go-o-oh I wanna be sedated
Just put me in a wheelchair get me on a plane
Hurry hurry hurry before I go insane
I can't control my fingers I can't control my brain
Oh no oh oh oh oh

Twenty-twenty-twenty four hours to go I wanna be sedated
Nothin' to do no where to go-o-oh I wanna be sedated
Just put me in a wheelchair get me to the show
Hurry hurry hurry before I go loco
I can't control my fingers I can't control my toes
Oh no oh oh oh oh

Twenty-twenty-twenty four hours to go I wanna be sedated
Nothin' to do no where to go-o-oh I wanna be sedated
Just put me in a wheelchair get me to the show
Hurry hurry hurry before I go loco
I can't control my fingers I can't control my toes
Oh no oh oh oh oh

Ba-ba-bamp-ba ba-ba-ba-bamp-ba I wanna be sedated
Ba-ba-bamp-ba ba-ba-ba-bamp-ba I wanna be sedated
Ba-ba-bamp-ba ba-ba-ba-bamp-ba I wanna be sedated
Ba-ba-bamp-ba ba-ba-ba-bamp-ba I wanna be sedated

[IowaMan]

That didn't just make me laugh out loud!

[lizzardbits]

Laughing is bad for you

[IowaMan]

Too much sex caused me to lose my hair.

[lizzardbits]

sex with yourself doesn't give you more hair

[IowaMan]

I love it when the hair on my hands gets all sticky after getting a bit carried away with myself.

[lizzardbits]

It gets even better when it gets on your mouse and keyboard!

[IowaMan]

It hasn't been over two years since I've had sex so my mouse and keyboard are in pristine condition.

[lizzardbits]

I don't understand at all about looooooong dryspells.

[IowaMan]

There's nothing better than a couple of years without sex to give a guy confidence with women.

[dicksbro]

It's cooled down again and so I think I'll go swimming in the Illinois River today.

[IowaMan]

I'm gonna skip my trip to the hospital and I'll be over there to jump in with you in about 3 hours. :D

[dicksbro]

We can swim right up to the Burger Barge and pig out out on fabulous burgers and beer.

[1nutworld]

Oh man, I am a great swimmer, can I join in the fun?

I HATE burgers and beer though.........but I'd go along to keep my friends company, but of course that would be the ONLY reason why. Burgers and beer, Yeeeccchhh!

[jseal]

I hope this is not the last snowfall of the winter.

[1nutworld]

I'm really glad IowaMan hasn't been around!

[ReaperWoman]

me too ^^

[WildIrish]

I'm very relieved to see that ReaperWoman hasn't posted anymore pics too. :nana:

[ReaperWoman]

You're the first person to point that out today... ^^

[dicksbro]

Nothing to do the rest of the week.

[1nutworld]

I really don't want it to be 71 degrees instead of 21.

[IowaMan]

I'm glad that I wasn't able to see those pics of ReaperWoman while I was in the hospital.



You know what, maybe that is good thing. :p

[jseal]

I was unaware that IowaMan had been in the hospital.

[1nutworld]

I really hate thinking about all these sexy Pixies women!

[dicksbro]

I'm planning to market a new PC operating system that will let me pass Bill Gates as the world's richest man.

[IowaMan]

I smoke a corn cob pipe, have a button nose and my eyes are made out of coal.

[1nutworld]

I have a red nose, and I pull Santa's sleigh!

[IowaMan]

I'm hung like a porn star and am currently in negotiations to star in the adult feature "IowaMan Drills For Gold!"

[1nutworld]

......and I want to WATCH it^^^ when it comes out

[ReaperWoman]

Nah that's not my sort of thing, and the thought of IowaMan's cock just makes me want to hurl.

[IowaMan]

Nah that's not my sort of thing, and the thought of IowaMan's cock just makes me want to hurl.
That didn't just make me damn near fall out of my chair when I read it. :faint:

[ReaperWoman]

That didn't just make me damn near fall out of my chair when I read it. :faint:

I hate having that afect on someone.

[IowaMan]

I doubt that men all over the UK are falling all over themselves to have a chance with ReaperWoman.

[ReaperWoman]

Nah, they all can't get enough of me....

[IowaMan]

"Papa" IowaMan wouldn't dance with ReaperWoman all night long if he was with her right now.

[ReaperWoman]

I hope Papa stays far away from me, the thought of dancing with him just repulses me.

[IowaMan]

Dancing with ReaperWoman wouldn't be any fun.

[ReaperWoman]

I certainly wouldn't be rubbing up against IowaMan in a sensual way, if I got the chance to dance with him.

[IowaMan]

ReaperWoman certainly makes it easy for a guy to keep his composure.

[ReaperWoman]

I'd hate to see you lose your composure there IowaMan. I'd feel really bad if I did anything to... threaten your self-control.

[IowaMan]

You'd best stand back ReaperWoman, I don't know exactly how big this thing is gonna get.

[ReaperWoman]

Doesn't look that big from here...

[IowaMan]

Oh, it's absolutely incredible! :roflmao:

[ReaperWoman]

You're a bit full of yourself, are you not?

[IowaMan]

I'm every woman's dream.

[ReaperWoman]

You're certainly not in mine

[IowaMan]

I don't hope ReaperWoman gets lots of sleep.

[ReaperWoman]

There's no reason why I should be in bed already..

[IowaMan]

I don't think ReaperWoman should turn in and get some rest full of sweet dreams.

[ReaperWoman]

Me neither... (nighty nighy, papa)
I'll probably have nightmares of you.

[IowaMan]

I hope you don't sleep well ReaperWoman. And I hope I don't chat with you over the weekend either.

[ReaperWoman]

Chatting with you would ruin my weekend.

[IowaMan]

Chatting with ReaperWoman would be an incredible downer for me.

[dicksbro]

Smut games are so boring.

[IowaMan]

I can drink water and then 20 minutes later I pee out Pepsi.

[dicksbro]

I'm glad I have a harem handy.

[IowaMan]

I love that I don't have a special lady in my life to share things with and keep me from being lonely.

[ReaperWoman]

Being lonely is great fun! :nana:

[IowaMan]

I rent out my penis as advertising space for a local clown.

[1nutworld]

I am getting so much YOUNGER!

[dicksbro]

I'm wondering if Bill Gates can be trusted to pay back my loan to him.

[IowaMan]

I'm back to feeling 100% after my little medical setback earlier in the week.

[dicksbro]

Nothing like pizza for the person on a diet.

[IowaMan]

Dr. Evil performed a colonoscopy on me this week and he used a "lazer". :nod:

[Sharni]

I really dislike animals

[IowaMan]

I'm overjoyed that PF had a crap day today and I hope that tomorrow is even worse for him.

[dicksbro]

I sure hope today is cold and miserable.

[jseal]

The weather today is rainy, cold, and miserable.

[dicksbro]

I sure hate to think of spring coming and gradually rising temperatures and more sunshine.

[IowaMan]

When I ejaculate banana pudding comes out of the end of my penis.