Lies! All lies!

[dicksbro]

I'm sure glad it's not warm and sunny outside today.

[bare4you]

I hate it that I have a 4 day weekend - I miss work already

[alspals69]

i don't miss a special someone

[dicksbro]

I don't look forward to tonight.

[bare4you]

I really hate the fact that Ohio State beat Notre Dame last night

[dicksbro]

I'm not getting hungry.

[bare4you]

I am so happy a very dear friend of mine got some bad news at the doctor today

[imaginewithme]

I just love it when I don't hear from loved ones for days!

[dicksbro]

I love the smell of cat pee.

[bare4you]

I did not sleep until 8 AM today!!!!

[BIBI]

I did not pig out on cake last night.

[jbh3]

I really don't want to fuck some of the fine women here!

[dicksbro]

I'm not looking forward to the meatloaf my wife is making for supper.

[bare4you]

I am not enjoying my day off

[WildIrish]

My son's 'puter is working AWESOME!!!

And it was definately a good move to install LOTR - Battle for Middle Earth!

Good thing the computer already had Windows XP installed, huh?

And also good that there was 256mb of RAM and not 128!


I feel so proud that my son listens to me and reads the "System Requirements" before purchasing software! :rolleyes:

[dicksbro]

Isn't it great that "Minimum System Requirements" means the program will astound you with it's speed?

[jseal]

All that ^^^^ is fixed in the next release.

[bare4you]

People in the Seattle area really do know how to drive in the rain

[dicksbro]

I think politicians, lawyers and reporters are such humble and caring people.

[jbh3]

Abramoff is innocent!!

[dicksbro]

Probably all the folks opposed to the tax breaks have given theirs back! :rolleyes:

[jseal]

Spring has finally arrived. :)

[WildIrish]

I'm glad my new cellphone is on backorder because it gives me the chance to appreciate the excellent reception and high quality characteristics my current one has.

[bare4you]

I am not enjoying my time off from work at all - I am way too bored

[imaginewithme]

I hate smut games

[alspals69]

i don't have time for IWM

[imaginewithme]

You're not being nice

[dicksbro]

I'm sure anxious to finish up posting here at Pixies.

[bare4you]

I am so happy I get to go back to work tomorrow and deal with everything I've missed the last 4 days

[jseal]

It has not been good to have the children home for the holidays.

[dicksbro]

I'm not still tired.

[jseal]

I can't wait to go back to work tomorrow.

[bare4you]

I really had no trouble getting up for work this morning - and I didn't have a bit of work to catch up on after being off for 4 days

[jseal]

I need to sleep less.

[alspals69]

i'm not tipsy!!! ha ha. ha ha ha. aha aha. hic.

burp fart... kicks the cat.

[dicksbro]

I really feel wide awake

[bare4you]

I just love all the drama that happens at work

[dicksbro]

I'm glad I have a meeting tonight.

[jseal]

I don't need a cup of coffee.

[dicksbro]

I don't need a nap.

[bare4you]

I so enjoyed telling someone today they needed to get their hands on a newspaper and start searching the want ads for a new job

[dicksbro]

I hate tracking something I ordered only to find it's already shipped.

[jseal]

I love it when the children leave requests for money on the answering machine.

[dicksbro]

I sure hate that our friends are going with us Saturday night to hear a singing group.

[bare4you]

I sure wish it would rain today - we haven't had enough lately

[Pita]

I'm so happy it's turning cold again.

[WildIrish]

I'd never notice if ^^^ was cold.

[jseal]

I need fewer holidays.

[jbh3]

Osama Bin Laden will be captured at a Hoboken 7-11 after repeated customer complaints to the Police for selling 3 day old pizza.

[imaginewithme]

i loveeeeeeeeeeeeee working

[alspals69]

really? i love it too!!

[imaginewithme]

i hate flirting

[alspals69]

yes, its awful

[imaginewithme]

u ^^^ dont make me smile

[alspals69]

and i'm not smiling now!!

[imaginewithme]

you're not funny

[alspals69]

i don't want to kiss you so much!!

[imaginewithme]

i know why^^^

[alspals69]

and i do either!

[imaginewithme]

you're not foxy

[alspals69]

this isn't another first for me!!

[imaginewithme]

I'm glad i can convince you

[dicksbro]

It must be time for bed.

[jseal]

I love weekend chores.

[dicksbro]

I don't like weekends.

[bare4you]

I am not hungry nor do I want to make a big breakfast

[dicksbro]

I'll sure be glad if our weather turns bitterly cold.

[jseal]

I don't enjoy reading.

[rabbit]

I just love snow...wish I could roll in it naked.

[Coaster]

I just love days like today.....blustery cold and snowy

[dicksbro]

It's dark and cold, I think I'll go for a nude walk in the park.

[Pita]

I am so damn happy there was no school today and that I get to have all this time with my precious teen.

[dicksbro]

I sure hate to see the temperatures in the 50s today.

[Pita]

I sure hate them being back into the 70's.

[dicksbro]

I hate movies that keep me smiling and laughing?

[imaginewithme]

I like driving in the rain

[jseal]

I don't need to loose weight.

[dicksbro]

I hate hearing the birds sing or children playing.

[Coaster]

I have a ton of energy

[bare4you]

I do not need a massage

[dicksbro]

I like it when the kids get loud at 4AM.

[SteveClarke]

I'm glad it's not 5 hours ago so I could waste my day doing something productive...

[bare4you]

I so enjoyed having to interview the subject of a sexual harrasment complaint today

[imaginewithme]

I am not tired and I do not want to go to bed

[Coaster]

I am not tired and I don't want to go to bed....... with you!!

[dicksbro]

I am tired.

[jseal]

I hate to snack.

[jbh3]

My congressman is a stand -up guy.

[dicksbro]

I hate that today is Friday.

[jseal]

I'm not looking forward to the weekend.

[bare4you]

I am so freakin happy a truck tossed a rock up onto my windshield this morning and put a nice chip into the glass :mad:

[BIBI]

I am so glad to have spilled coffee all over my dining room floor because I just love to clean and any given opportunity is just fine by me!

[bare4you]

I am really happy with the quality of my DSL this morning. I just love getting dumped on a regular basis

[jseal]

I'm so glad tomorrow is Monday!

[imaginewithme]

^^I am too!

[Sally Smith]

It's terrible being back here!

[Debbie_007]

I offered to make all of my boyfriend's fantasies cum true, but he just rolled over and went to sleep. ;)

[jseal]

I just LOVE Mondays.

[bare4you]

I just love giving quarterly evals to my employees - they are so understanding why their evals don't improve when they don't follow my advice from the previous quarter :eek:

[imaginewithme]

It's terrible being back here!

Sometimes I am sooooooooo smart

[dicksbro]

Sometimes I am sooooooooo smart
(Psssst! You're suppose to be lying! ;)

I loved the cold, howling winds outside last night.

[jseal]

With luck, I'll need to work this weekend.

[Pita]

I think Pixies is the most prudish board on the net.

[Steph]

I think people pleading guilty for crimes they didn't do to get out of jail before trial is a great idea.

[BIBI]

I can't wait for the dentist appointment I have next week.

[Steph]

I could give a shit about whether he lives or dies.

[Mercury_Maniac]

I"m never masturbating again!

[dicksbro]

I feel wide awake.

[Pita]

I'm boycotting laundry forever.

[mannis]

I will never look at pixies avtars again

[Pita]

I think I will stop using and collecting avatars.

[mannis]

I will stop playing smut games

[Pita]

Smut games are boring anyway so you might as well.

[alspals69]

i'm not missing my beloved pixie friend

[imaginewithme]

I'm not curious to know who he's talking about ^^

[mannis]

I never look at pics on pixies

[jseal]

Yesterday was not the anniversary of Mozart's birth.

[alspals69]

I'm not curious to know who he's talking about ^^

like u don't know!!!

[Coaster]

I so enjoy working weddings!

[jseal]

I dislike the weekends.

[Pita]

I love the weekends!

[jseal]

I am enjoying the miserable weather.

[Pita]

I love having a teenager so much I'm thinking of adopting a few more.

[alspals69]

my life is great!

[Pita]

I like reading legal documents so much I'm thinking of becoming a lawyer. :D

[mannis]

I hate this smut game

[Pita]

I don't think Mannis is a very good smut game player

[Peaches]

i don't think i will like it here.......

[Pita]

Peaches is too much of a prude for smut games.

[Peaches]

i do not like to flirt and have fun.......

[mannis]

I hate intelligent sensual women

[Peaches]

i hate sexy men......

[mannis]

I hate good smut games players

[dicksbro]

I did not enjoy this weekend.

[Peaches]

i am not enjoying myself today.......

[jseal]

Mondays are such fun!

[Pita]

I really don't want to ever move out of here.

[Peaches]

i do not want you to.......

[jbh3]

I don't want to fuck peaches,.........honest I don't.

[Peaches]

i don't like the way you think no not at all.......

[Pita]

I don't feel you two should just get a room aleady. :D

[jbh3]

A room,what a horrible idea.You're not pickin' up on our vibe.

[Pita]

I hate battery operated sex toys.

[imaginewithme]

I love Mondays

[Steph]

I love people who keep changing their minds.

[imaginewithme]

I dont think she's talking about me ^^ ;)

[Pita]

I am not needing some hot, wild sex.

[1nutworld]

I'm not EVER wishing to be in a happy relationship agian

[Pita]

I don't believe in love.

[1nutworld]

I don't believe you Tess

[Peaches]

i don't want a man instead of a vib.

[Pita]

I would take a vibe over a man any day.

[Peaches]

i don't want to feel large hands on my body......

[1nutworld]

I don't think I could be lucky enough to satisfy Peaches and Tess

[Peaches]

i don't like you thinking you could please me.......

[1nutworld]

That thought of yours discourages me Peaches

[Pita]

Nutworld doesn't make me smile at all.

[jbh3]

Tess could never make me tingle

[Pita]

I hate when two bodies are pressed tight together as they move as one before reaching their height of passion with loud moans and cries of ecstasy.

[jbh3]

That's disgusting!!

[Pita]

I'm really an 18 year old virgin looking for a sugar daddy to whisk me away.

[1nutworld]

I'd NEVER want to make Tess tingle....

[Peaches]

i don't want Nutworld to be happy at all.......

[1nutworld]

I don't EVER want to get to be a damn yankee to Peaches

[Peaches]

i hate them damn yankees

[1nutworld]

Southern Belle's totally disgust me..and could NEVER turn me on

[dicksbro]

A good meal is a terrible thing to have.

[1nutworld]

I am so freaking good at being single its ridiculous

[jseal]

I LOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooovvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeeeeeeee stress!

[Pita]

It's such a joy when my kid is sick I wish she would just stay this way forever.

[dicksbro]

I think I'll go to my meeting tonight with my fly unzipped.

[Pita]

I think I will go to the mall tonight without my bra on.

[1nutworld]

I think I'd HATE seeing Tess go getting her mail.



Bra or not

[Peaches]

i don't think i need to wear a bra ever.....

[jbh3]

I wouldn't be attracted to you without a bra on.

[1nutworld]

Here comes the mother of all LIES


I'd HATE to see you bra-less

[Peaches]

i would never take any pics of me without a bra

[jbh3]

I'm not looking forward to that day

[1nutworld]

I would hate to see those pics....just like so many other men here, of this I am certain

[Peaches]

i do not want to see a pic of either of you......

[1nutworld]

I would never share any pics of me with you.....

:p

[Peaches]

i will never show you pics of my breast........

[jbh3]

I hope not!

[Peaches]

i don't want to get to know any of you better....

[jbh3]

If I knew you ^^^ better I probably wouldn't like you

[imaginewithme]

I love being sexually harrassed.

[Fangtasia]

I am really not looking forward to this Tuesday

[bare4you]

I didn't miss Pixies at all during the past week

[Pita]

It's not nice to see you back. ;)

[dicksbro]

I don't even like being here.

[Fangtasia]

I have absolutely nothing to do

[dicksbro]

I don't need to back up the stuff on my PC.

[Peaches]

i didn't lose a lot of stuff when mine crashed.....

[mannis]

I enjoy rainy inclement weather

[Pita]

I have had the most exciting day.

[mannis]

I am not here

[Pita]

I'm really a fairy princess

[jbh3]

I look like Paul Newman and have a cock bigger than John holmes

[1nutworld]

I love the first day back to work after vacation

[1nutworld]

my bosses at work would NEVER throw a PANIC party when the Big Whigs from corporate come to town.

[1nutworld]

I have NEVER flirted outragously on a web site

[imaginewithme]

I didn't quit my job today.

[Pita]

I don't need no stinking sleep!

[dicksbro]

I'm not really drooling over you two ladies ^^^^^.

[jseal]

I will skip lunch today.

[Coaster]

I love all this editing!

[Pita]

I hate my computer

[1nutworld]

I hate your computer too Tess....especially the part where we get to talk to each other on it.

[bare4you]

I am so happy it is raining once again today

[alspals69]

i'm never pleased when someone is unemployed, ha ha ha wohoo yipeee

[Pita]

I'm so happy the air conditioner broke on warmest day of the month.

[1nutworld]

I despise the fact that I only have one day left to work.

[Pita]

I really miss working.

[imaginewithme]

some posts on pixies don't make me smile

[jbh3]

coffee sucks

[dicksbro]

I hate oral

[jseal]

I'm swearing off sex altogether!

[Pita]

I'm having so much sex lately I can hardly walk.

[1nutworld]

I'm having so much sex lately I can hardly walk.

I bet there's NOBODY here that would want to help with that.


:D

Working 11 hours a day is really fun

[dicksbro]

I'm thinking I might become celibate.

[imaginewithme]

i didnt cry twice today

[alspals69]

i don't want to know why??!

[imaginewithme]

i would never call my exboss a prick

[alspals69]

i am not looking forward to a day without my 2 year old tomorrow!!!

[imaginewithme]

i would hate to go too.

[dicksbro]

I wouldn't want to feel a warm, soft, feminine body snuggled close to me right now.

[jbh3]

Is Monday ever gonna get here? I can't wait!

[Pita]

I just love how it's been raining for two days!

[loves2laugh]

All the rain that Tess talks about has inspired me to not just sit around this computer all day

[1nutworld]

c'mon up here Tess!!

Its cloudy but no rain

I really don't want to crawl back into bed.

[Pita]

I wouldn't want to snuggle under the covers this morning.

[1nutworld]

There is NO way I'd want to snuggle under the covers with Tess.

NOPE not a chance

[Pita]

*Giggles* Good! That would gross me out!

[1nutworld]

Man I hate fliring with all the sexy Pixies, and it totally doesn't turn me on.

[Pita]

Pixie men are soooo not sexy and they certainly never make me tingle.

[1nutworld]

I'm SO glad I see my spelling errors now that it's been too long to be able to EDIT

[jseal]

I enjoyed my dental appointment this morning.

[Pita]

I'm going to become a lesbian because I am sick of men.

[1nutworld]

Speaking from a male perspective, I would LOVE to see you become a lesbian because I would never want to "take" you.

[Pita]

Just the thought of something long and hard pushing into me gives me the willies.

[1nutworld]

I'd HATE to be the one to have to do that to you

[Pita]

Yeah I can't imagine you would really know what to do.

[1nutworld]

I AM the pixies sex god.

[Pita]

I'm the President of Nutworld's sex fan club.

[1nutworld]

I'd hate to have to refund your money.

[imaginewithme]

I'm excited to sit down here to do my taxes

[1nutworld]

I can't imagine anything more excitng than doing taxes

[Fangtasia]

I absolutely hate tax time!!

[bare4you]

I love the weather we are having in Seattle this winter

[alspals69]

i don't want to see IWM