Lies! All lies!

[dicksbro]

I'm not getting tired.

[jseal]

I wish I was at work.

[dicksbro]

I don't like weekends

[Pita]

I'm not looking forward to going out tonight at all!

[dicksbro]

It didn't end up being a very good day.

[Pita]

I don't miss coffee!!

[Smile Beautiful]

i'm a virgin. i'm very unattractive. i hate performing fellatio and i am terrible at it...at least thats what my ex said. the same goes for kissing. i think masturbation is a sin. anal sex is even worse....

haha i think ill save some for later.

[Pita]

I'm not suddenly intrigued by Smile Beautiful.

[dicksbro]

I don't need to clean out my garage.

[mildy kinky cpl]

i love watching re runs

[jseal]

I'm ready to go back to work today.

[dicksbro]

I think I'll give up retirement and start a whole new career.

[Smile Beautiful]

Tess I'm not intrigued by women period.

[dicksbro]

It wasn't fun trying out my new telescope last night.

[jseal]

I'm not jealous of someone's new telescope.

[dicksbro]

I wasn't amazed by how many more stars I could see looking through it.

[Coaster]

i'm not tired

[dicksbro]

I love politics

[jseal]

Political activity is not needed to run the country.

[dicksbro]

I don't like music

[jseal]

I need less sleep.

[Pita]

I'm so happy I get to go study excel

[Steph]

I'm jealous of ^^^

Also, I hope the guy across the street turns up his music & I hope the cops weren't already there to ask him to turn it down.

I was tickled when I asked him to turn it down & he offered to go inside to get his other speaker.

I haven't been thinking of strangling him or tossing a brick through his window.

I think I'm in love.

[dicksbro]

I'm ready for snow and ice

[jseal]

^^^ These posts didn't leave me chuckling! ^^^

[dicksbro]

I want to design a web site that uses only paper mailings.

[Coaster]

I can keep up with the 20somethings!!!!

[Pita]

I am a 20something. :brows:

[dicksbro]

I'm still sleeping.

[PantyFanatic]

I am not waiting for that coffee to finish cooking. :hair:

[dicksbro]

I've got my cup in hand so you can pour.

[jseal]

I dislike coffee

[dicksbro]

I'm not hungry.

[Pita]

I'm not bored and wishing that something erotic would occur.

[Coaster]

I'm so not tired and going to bed now.......

[Pita]

Me either!^^^^^^^*stifles yawn*

*night sexy :x:*

[Fangtasia]

I really hate listening to music

[dicksbro]

I like sleeping late

[Pita]

I hated giving him that hand job this morning.

[dicksbro]

I'm glad I wasn't there.

















:tear:

[mildy kinky cpl]

i totally did not enjoy the fun we had last night with our "toy".......

[jseal]

I prefer the work week to the weekend.

[dicksbro]

I sure hope it rains all day.

[Pita]

I am not craving a large mocha latte from the brand new Starbucks that just opened down the road.

[dicksbro]

I don't need to run to the store.

[Pita]

I don't have a headache the size of Texas pounding over my left eye.

[Yang4yin]

I brought on that headache by forcing her to have non-stop orgasms for an hour.

[dicksbro]

I don't need to get to sleep.

[jseal]

I'm not going to see "Scoop" this evening. :)

[dicksbro]

I'm not watching the two MIB shows back-to-back.

[Yang4yin]

I'm fully clothed.

[dicksbro]

I'm still sleeping

[jseal]

It is not raining outside.

[Yang4yin]

There will be no more hurricanes this century.

[dicksbro]

Our kids never ask for money.

[1nutworld]

I HATE how the wonderful Pixies ladies compliment me.

[Yang4yin]

The power hasn't been out for ages.

[dicksbro]

I don't like nudity.

[jseal]

I didn't get sunburned working the carwash.

[dicksbro]

I don't care about documentaries

[Pita]

I love dieting so much

[wyndhy]

i need to eat more carbs

[Yang4yin]

I'm the model for all the modern day Buddha figurines.

[dicksbro]

I think I'll practice shoveling snow today.

[Steph]

i need to eat more carbs

I know someone broke in & ate all those Tostitos in my cupboard.

Also, I'm like my sister. Chips go stale in my house.

[Yang4yin]

I stood outside and blew away the hurricane.

[Fangtasia]

I really really hate music

[dicksbro]

I think this year I'll double-pay all my tax bills.

[Fangtasia]

I love cane toads

[jseal]

I am a trained dancer. :)

[dicksbro]

I teach ballet when I'm not playing football.

[Pita]

I have had the most productive day.

[dicksbro]

I didn't have fun at all at our family picnic.

[Pita]

I don't wish he would take me to bed and.............:brows:

[dicksbro]

I don't wish he would take me to bed and.............:brows:

You want him to BLINK HIS EYES AT YOU! :yikes:

[Pita]

Well I don't want him to make mad, passionate love to me!

[dicksbro]

Nights are far too long, they interfer with work.

[jseal]

I wish I had fewer long weekends.

[dicksbro]

Gasoline is way too cheap.

[Yang4yin]

I think we should all take advantage of the great deals on huge trucks and SUVs while we can.

[dicksbro]

Nice weather is for wimps.

[jseal]

I just LOVE documentation!

[dicksbro]

I did't just mow my lawn.

[Pita]

I'm really a fairy princess in disguise.

[Yang4yin]

I'm really a fairy princess in disguise.

That makes 2 of us!

[dicksbro]

It's not 3:42AM.

[jseal]

I have not eaten today.

[dicksbro]

I didn't go for a long walk today with my wife.

[jseal]

I'm not looking forward to tomorrow!

[mildy kinky cpl]

my 6 year old is fast asleep

[dicksbro]

I slept too long this morning.

[jseal]

I wish I was in the office.

[Yang4yin]

I'm a much sought ater, highly paid, male prostitute.

[dicksbro]

I always eat spaghetti for breakfast

[mildy kinky cpl]

mr kinkys' obsession is not his car

[jseal]

I find life tedious.

[dicksbro]

I don't need to run to the store today.

[jseal]

I will not try to take a nap this afternoon.

[Yang4yin]

I know exactly went wrong!

[dicksbro]

I don't have anything to do today.

[Yang4yin]

Donald Trump is doing my grocery shopping for me.

[dicksbro]

^^^^ He's using my car. :)

[jseal]

I have no family matters to tend to.

[Yang4yin]

Mr. Trump bought so many incorrect items when he did my grocery shopping that I made him go back and do it again... and then I fired him!

[jseal]

I think we should have a six-day work week.

[Yang4yin]

I'm a highly paid phone sex operator.

[dicksbro]

I don't miss Pixies when I'm gone.

[Steph]

I have no family matters to tend to.

I'm not surprised owing to your time here

[Yang4yin]

I underlined all the words in a text book that are missing the letter "U," like honor, color, and favorite.

[dicksbro]

I'm thinking of joining the Foreign Legion.

[Pita]

He doesn't make my body tingle with anticipation.

[loves2laugh]

The pixie ladies do nothing for me.

[dicksbro]

I feel wide awake.

[Pita]

Last night was the worst night of my life.

[mildy kinky cpl]

^^^^^^ i'd hate to hear why

[dicksbro]

I sure got done with a lot today.

[Pita]

I so don't want to go get my hair done tomorrow.

[dicksbro]

I'm not tired this afternoon.

[Pita]

I can stuff 22 marshmallows in my mouth at the same time.

[dicksbro]

^^^^ :yikes:

I can only do one chocolate covered cherry.

[Pita]

I can tie a bow out of a cherry stem....in my mouth!

[dicksbro]

I never get excited thinking about Pixie ladies.

[Pita]

No Pixie lady ever gets excited thinking about you either.

[Yang4yin]

I never think about sex.

[dicksbro]

I always oversleep

[mildy kinky cpl]

i hate the fact that after 2 years i have got satelite and a conection speed of 100mbps compared to dial up of 46.9 kbps

[dicksbro]

I wish broadband was slower.

[jseal]

I miss black and white TVs

[dicksbro]

I'll probably sleep late tomorrow.

[Fangtasia]

My hips are not hurting me today

[Steph]

I miss black and white TVs

I didn't laugh tonight when a co-worker made fun of the Leafs last win being shown on B&W TV.

[dicksbro]

My wife and I aren't going to be in Peoria at 5:30AM helping prepare a breakfast for people on a retreat.

[jseal]

I don't miss the loss of my youth.

[dicksbro]

I don't mind seeing the games looking a bit lonesome.

[jseal]

I enjoy the chaos of the workplace.

[dicksbro]

I sure like painting trim.

[Pita]

I sure don't like my new earrings my Joe bought got me today.

[1nutworld]

I'm SOOO glad my word processing laptop crapped out tonight

[quisath]

I saw Elvis in a WalMart Parking Lot.

[dicksbro]

I'm glad I still have two windows to paint

[jseal]

Meetings bring joy and satisfaction to all participants.

[dicksbro]

I'm really getting excited by the prospect of cold weather.

[jseal]

I need to get fewer miles to the gallon.

[dicksbro]

I keep my desk spotless.

[Steph]

I'm the most right-wing person I know.

[dicksbro]

I believe that ^^^^. :D

[Pita]

I plan to quit studying and just do the enie meanie minie moe approach to test taking.

[dicksbro]

I don't have anything to do this weekend.

[jseal]

I wish the work week was longer.

[Pita]

I have had the worst day!!

[dicksbro]

I'm glad my cold is still hanging on.

[jseal]

I enjoyed driving 600 miles in drizzle.

[dicksbro]

I sure hope it gets colder today.

[jseal]

I wish I was at work.

[dicksbro]

I don't like having money.

[jseal]

I don't have a headache. :(

[Pita]

I'm going to go try to eat my Joe's horrible cooking that he burnt beyond belief!

[dicksbro]

I'm not feeling horny.

[jseal]

I did not chase down a nasty SQL bug in an app today. :D

[dicksbro]

I don't have anything planned for tomorrow.

[jseal]

I plan to sneak in to work this weekend.

[dicksbro]

I hate helping people.

[jseal]

Today is not a beautiful day! :)

[dicksbro]

It's certainly not windy here.

[Pita]

I have no worries about tomorrows economics test.

[dicksbro]

I wish I had an economics test tomorrow.

[osuche]

I never ever get hot and sweaty at the gym

[dicksbro]

I think I'll go out and lay nude in my back yard.

[jseal]

I hope I catch the flu this winter.

[dicksbro]

I don't like being able to take naps in the afternoon.

[jseal]

I am not ready for lunch.

[dicksbro]

I sure hope it gets colder this afternoon.

[Pita]

DB's avatar is scaring me!

[WildIrish]

^^^'s avatar is scaring me too!

[dicksbro]

I wish we weren't going to get together with our kids today.

[Pita]

I am NOT planning to have an awesome day!

[jseal]

I wish I was at work today.

[rabbit]

I just love raking leaves...better than sex.

[jseal]

I'm ready for a nice, long winter!

[IowaMan]

I'm hoping we have a blizzard here today so I can go out and give the winter driving skills a first test for the season.

[jseal]

I am NOT ready for lunch.

[dicksbro]

I sure wish we'd get some snow here.

[WildIrish]

I'm looking forward to the winter; it'll give me an opportunity to try my new snowblower.

[osuche]

I really love being at work on a sunny warm Friday afternoon

[Steph]

I don't think talking about snow jinxes the weather man! :weg:

[rabbit]

I love winter...bring it on!

[dicksbro]

I'm sure glad it'll be cold with a chance of snow today just in time for a Veteran's Day parade.

[jseal]

I think nothing of Veteran's Day, or Armistice Day as it was once known.

[dicksbro]

I'm ready for another week to get started.

[jseal]

I hate coffee. :coffee:

[dicksbro]

I'm so glad it's cold and rainy this morning.

[jseal]

^^ Me too! ^^ It made the commute much more pleasant.

[mummy2be2007]

I have been a member on Pixies for at least 6yrs now

[mummy2be2007]

Oh also I have more than 2,000 posts lol

[dicksbro]

I think I was here when you joined six years ago, mummy. :boink:

[mummy2be2007]

yeah dicksbro I do remeber you being around back then

[WildIrish]

Thanks to getting to bed early last night...I awoke feeling fully refreshed and ready to take on the world!


And I didn't have a stiffy either!

[mummy2be2007]

but that is natural for you

lol

[jseal]

I no longer enjoy sex.

[Irezumi Kiss]

I didn't buy any discounted and plastic wrapped, 3-for-$8 big titty porn magazines by the titles of "Juggs,""D-Cup" and "Gent" lately in the name of "reference materials" for my "art." That's just not my bag, baby!

[IowaMan]

After doing some serious study of the pics of Sweatkaren, Michelle, Vixxen, TinTennessee and finishing with PixieSprite playing pool I don't think my cock is hard enough for me to pole vault from Cedar Rapids to Chicago if I got a good run at it. :boink:

[dicksbro]

I'm sure glad I have a meeting to go to tonight.

[Coaster]

I'm not procrastinating

[jseal]

Wednesdays are quiet days at work.

[dicksbro]

Wow! This thread has really been busy lately!

[IowaMan]

Damn, I hate taking naps on Sunday afternoons while watching football.

[dicksbro]

I never nap during the day.

[jseal]

Miserable weather today!

[IowaMan]

I don't know that there's anything in the world that I hate more than looking at the pics of all the naked Pixies ladies. I mean having to look at Sweatkaren's naked ass, oh god it's just awful! :D

[dicksbro]

I don't have anything to do today.

[jseal]

My work email had no spam in it this morning.

[dicksbro]

I sure hope it rains today.

[jseal]

I really enjoyed shopping this evening.

[dicksbro]

I sure hope we get the 1-2 inches of rain they're predicting for Wednesday evening.

[IowaMan]

I hope my doctor throws my butt in the hospital this morning. I've never been to this particular one and I've heard they're having a great special on meatloaf and jello in the cafeteria.

[dicksbro]

I wish I could go to that hospital, too.

[jseal]

I'm lookin forward to a nice, long meeting today.

[dicksbro]

I love meetings.

[IowaMan]

The meatloaf turned out to be the most tender, delicious piece of chicken I've ever eaten in my life.

[WildIrish]

It warms my heart to be part of such a loving family. I'm sure it will be a caring & sensitive holiday season.

[dicksbro]

I think I'm going to stay up all night.

[IowaMan]

It's me. It's me. It's Ernest T. :D

[dicksbro]

I think I'll go sit in the back yard and watch the sleet come down. :(

[IowaMan]

I think I'll do that later on today. :(

[osuche]

I have nothing to do today!

[osuche]

And I can't wait to get started!!! :D

[IowaMan]

I didn't just walk in on my beagle humping his pillow. :rofl:

[Pita]

I had soooooooooooo much fun at the doctors today!

[jbh3]

I feel sorry for Tess' doctor!!

[dicksbro]

I sure hope the car won't start this morning.

[jseal]

Dearsweet & I did not enjoy the concert last night.

[IowaMan]

The temps were so high that all the ladies in my town were wearing bikinis at the Christmas lights ceremony earlier.

[osuche]

the lasagna tasted awful :p

[IowaMan]

Sarge absolutely loved having four little kids pass him around like he was a stuffed animal tonight.

[Pita]

It is NOT past my bedtime!

[Coaster]

No way would I allow her^^^^^ nipple into my mouth!

[Pita]

I'm positive you wouldn't know how to properly lick and suck a nipple.

[Coaster]

Yeah and you have no clue how to properly go down on me!

[Pita]

I would have to get my glasses on just to find it first. :)

[jbh3]

Why yes,that is a roll of quarters in my pocket.

[Pita]

I don't need any change.

[dicksbro]

I love winter cold.

[osuche]

The wind outside is not howling like a banshee

[IowaMan]

I don't feel like I'm about a minute away from collapsing out of my chair.

[osuche]

I don't think he should go to bed and get some rest

[dicksbro]

I'm looking forward to going outside this morning.

[IowaMan]

I didn't literally fall asleep at the computer last night while playing smut games after taking some NyQuil.

[Coaster]

^^^^He isn't STILL here!!!!!

[osuche]

I can't wait to leave the house today

[jseal]

I do not have TWO cats in my chair with me!