Lies! All lies!

[osuche]

I am not craving a little kitty attention thanks to him ^^

[jseal]

I am NOT lusting to give ^^ her ^^ that attention. :D

[dicksbro]

I'm looking forward to not having to go out in another couple hours.

[Irezumi Kiss]

I want more mindless office work to do tonight so I can avoid going home to relax in my bed with a good comic book while snacking on french fries.

[osuche]

I am thrilled to be heading out to the gym after just coming back from 4 hours of volunteering work

[IowaMan]

I didn't have an absolute blast watching Iowa kick the living crap out of Iowa State on the wrestling mat this afternoon.

[dicksbro]

I love ice, snow and cold.

[jseal]

I enjoy month-end closing.

[dicksbro]

Be happy, tax time will be here sooner than we think. :)

[IowaMan]

It warms my heart to hear of the insane amount of money baseball players are being paid.

[dicksbro]

I'm sure glad my Mitsubishi got a new starter in time for Christmas.

[jseal]

I enjoy sleepless nights.

[dicksbro]

I love having to go out in the cold.

[IowaMan]

Very excited about the preparation I get to do for my next doctor's visit.

[dicksbro]

I'm not real fond of all those lights on houses at this time of year.

[jseal]

I hope the children remain in school over the holidays.

[dicksbro]

I'm not watching a great show about the American revolution.

[IowaMan]

I don't hope the Cubs win the World Series in '07. As a matter of fact, I hope the Cardinals win it for the next 50 years.

[dicksbro]

I don't like doing volunteer work.

[jseal]

I did not bring work home with me this weekend.

[davesgal]

I love that I cann't be with my mom this holiday season.

[osuche]

I'm not tired and brain dead at all!

[IowaMan]

I love it when I lie down to go to sleep and my lungs start burning as if a flame is going to shoot right through my chest.








And oh my god, I hate Osuche's new avatar! :faint:

[jseal]

^^ Me too! ^^ Just hate it!

[dicksbro]

I didn't enjoy trying the pecan treats my wife and oldest daughter just made.

[IowaMan]

water............... hmmm, sort of tastes like chicken.

[osuche]

No, I didn't just have a silent orgasm while Mr Osuche was sitting in the next room...oblivious.

[dicksbro]

I'm not very hungry this morning.

[Steph]

I wish the sidewalk cutting machines in front of my building were louder & messier.

[Coaster]

I was sooooooo pleased when I came out of work the other day and noticed that my Jeep was covered in wet cement dust from cutting thru a slab of it next door!!!

[dicksbro]

I love how messy everything is with the snow starting to melt.

[Pita]

I'm so bummed out that I get three weeks off from studying!

[dicksbro]

I sure wish we'd get more snow to shovel.

[IowaMan]

I am very excited and extremely optimistic about what I'm going to do today.

[jseal]

All my coworkers are easy to get along with.

[IowaMan]

I'm not very happy about how things went for me today and I'm also not looking forward to getting up in the morning and spending way too much time playing smut games. Haven't missed them a bit these past couple of days.

[txgrneyes]

I am gonna let him have it sooo good when I see him again.

[dicksbro]

I'm glad that tomorrow I've got to run some errands in the morning.

[WildIrish]

I feel much better now that my wallet is lighter from having new brakes put on Rufus.

[dicksbro]

I'm sure glad I have a meeting tonight.

[Pita]

Wish I didn't have to spend the day shopping.

[WildIrish]

Slept well last night, and I woke up ready to grab the world by the tail!

[dicksbro]

Of course the fact that Tess posted just in front of you had no bearing on your thinking about grabbing things, right?

[WildIrish]

Wouldn't dream of it.

[IowaMan]

I'm just the hap, hap, happiest camper in all the world tonight.

[dicksbro]

The stars were not bright and beautiful here last night!

[jseal]

I am not ready for a couple of weeks off work.

[dicksbro]

I wish I could get a job that required work on every holiday.

[IowaMan]

I don't smile involuntarily when I look at IAKG's avatar pic.

[jseal]

I will worry about work while I am on vacation.

[dicksbro]

I didn't have fun going to the park with my wife this morning.

[IowaMan]

It felt absolutely wonderful a little bit ago when I stepped on a loose piece of dog food with my bare foot.

[dicksbro]

I'm glad I woke up from my nap with a headache.

[IowaMan]

I'm glad I was never able to get to sleep last night/this morning.

[osuche]

I hope he's still awake right now

[Coaster]

My work is DONE!!!

[dicksbro]

My back's not hurting.

[IowaMan]

I'm glad my doctor never got back to me yesterday with some test results.

[dicksbro]

I haven't had breakfast.

[IowaMan]

I'm not overjoyed that one of our Pixies gets to leave for a trip to Israel today.

[Pita]

I'm soooooooo not excited about it being almost Christmas and time to open my presents!!

[dicksbro]

I'm glad I can't untie the ribbon holding that top together TT.

[IowaMan]

I didn't receive some pictures today that absolutely took my breath away.

[dicksbro]

I didn't have home made tamales for supper tonight.

[IowaMan]

I'm glad you didn't because it sounds absolutely terrible!

[dicksbro]

Spaghetti-O's always sound better than a spaghetti dinner at an Italian restaurant.

[IowaMan]

I wasn't amazed and overjoyed to look at the clock when I woke up this morning and saw that it was 6:45am.

[dicksbro]

I'm not going to lunch at the 'Burger Barge' today.

[jseal]

Dearsweet's chocolate chip cookies are not the world's best!

[IowaMan]

I nearly sang with glee last night when the power went out here during the middle of a chat I was having with an incredible lady.

[jseal]

It is FUN to fight with the children.

[WildIrish]

Christmas shopping is done and the presents are wrapped & under the tree! Woot!

[IowaMan]

After learning some things these past couple of days, I'm not absolutely kicking myself in the ass for turning down a job transfer about four years ago.

[dicksbro]

I'm suppose to have lunch with Donald Trump and Bill Gates today. :boink:

[IowaMan]

The chat I had with a very lovely lady tonight didn't leave me floating on Cloud 9.

[dicksbro]

I love all the traffic this time of year.

[IowaMan]

I'm not sitting here wondering where in the world I came up with my last "Which is Better?" question. Pitching horseshoes or lawn bowling? :shrug:

[dicksbro]

I'm not thinking I should probably call it a night and try laying back down again.

[IowaMan]

I'm not thinking the exact same thing as DB. *yawn* *stretch* *yawn*

[dicksbro]

I'm not back up again.

[IowaMan]

As I look out my window the fog doesn't make me feel as though I'm in London.

[jseal]

My living room is not cluttered with Christmas wrapping paper, bows & ribbon.

[Steph]

I am going to miss a lot of my co-workers when I work by myself this weekend.

[IowaMan]

I'm not incredibly bored and wishing I was tossing a few back with Nikki79 right about now. :rofl:

[dicksbro]

We're not getting a lot of DVD's this Christmas.

[jseal]

My children go to sleep much too early.

[dicksbro]

I always oversleep.

[jseal]

All our Christmas preparations are complete.

[Fangtasia]

My hand does not keep gravitating towards my puss today...nope never

[IowaMan]

My hand does not keep gravitating towards my puss today...nope never
That's not one really lucky hand. Nope, not lucky at all. :D

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I really wish I'd stayed at work longer today.

[dicksbro]

I wish I had a job so that I could have worked at least part of today.

[jseal]

I have never seen "It's a Wonderful Life".

[dicksbro]

I didn't just turn on Poirot.

[Pita]

I sure hope I never have another Christmas like this one.

[IowaMan]

I actually did go outside without underwear this morning and hung a Christmas wreath from my boy part. I also took lots and lots of pics of it for Lil. :D

[Pita]

I sure hope you don't plan on posting anymore pics!!

[IowaMan]

Good news, Santa brought me a digital camera for Christmas.

[Lilith]

I do not want to see any pics of his boy stuff with greenery.

[dicksbro]

I don't care much for pictures.

[IowaMan]

I wasn't absolutely touched to the core of my being by something last night.

[Pita]

I'm going to become a famous belly dancer next year

[dicksbro]

I won the lottery twice this week.

[IowaMan]

I didn't get a huge kick out of one of my buddies stopping over tonight just for the hell of it.

[dicksbro]

I didn't enjoy our friends coming over last night to play cards.

[IowaMan]

I'm just happier than Bing Crosby dancing with Danny fucking Kaye that my nosebleed seems to be coming back this morning. :mad:

[dicksbro]

I'm really glad that I'm going to have to sign off for maybe three hours. :wave:

[whosyour51]

I'm sure as fuck glad I found this thread.

[dicksbro]

I'm not getting hungry.

[IowaMan]

I'm not eating dinner right now after having a phone conversation with a young lady whose voice and giggle just warmed my heart.

[whosyour51]

I'm sitting here trying to figure out how I'm going to bust a nut tonight.

[dicksbro]

I don't like getting up early.

[IowaMan]

I'm not counting down the days until the Cubs play their season opener.

[Pita]

I am counting down the days until the Cubs play their season opener.

[IowaMan]

I'm not still really excited that Tess got her 4.0 this last semester.

[Pita]

:D It means nothing to me that others have noticed.

[dicksbro]

Getting a 4.0 grade average is nothing.

[IowaMan]

I'm much more impressed with the 2.4 I got in my first semester of college than with that flimsy little 4.0 Tess posted.

[Pita]

I got that grade without doing one bit of studying!

[IowaMan]

Well, I certainly wouldn't want to study with you Tess. ;)

[dicksbro]

I wouldn't want to study Tess either.

I ... er ... don't ... realize that might be a bit much even for a "Lies! All lies!" thread

[IowaMan]

:roflmao: ^^^^


I hope I don't get the chance to go to my favorite little hole in the wall restaurant and get a Chicago Style Dog and an Italian Beef during this next week.

[Pita]

I don't have naughty thoughts running through my mind.

[dicksbro]

I don't want to know what they are. :)

[whosyour51]

I'm not sure but tt's new aviater is hot as fuck.

and could care less what our thoughts are.

Maybe I should notta stayed out so long.?????

[dicksbro]

Wow! It's really getting late.

[Pita]

I'm going to start getting up as late as DB so as not to miss all the fun.

[dicksbro]

You wouldn't expect me to stay around if it gets all crowded with sexy ladies.

[whosyour51]

i don't think there are any spankable pixies around this morning.

[Pita]

I can't stand getting one of those erotic spankings.

[dicksbro]

I can't even imagine fantasizing an erotic spanking with our Pixie gals.

[denny]

I would never use our whip or restraints!

[dicksbro]

I'm not still tired following the New Year.

[jay-t]

I have a busy day planned

[whosyour51]

I didn't drink to much last night.

[jseal]

I am not looking forward to the new year.

[whosyour51]

I'm not going out tonight.

[dicksbro]

It wasn't much fun seeing our family over the holidays.

[jseal]

I did not oversleep this morning.

[dicksbro]

I didn't either.

[whosyour51]

I didn't have to go back to work today.

[dicksbro]

I hope the weather isn't as sunny and warm as yesterday.

[jseal]

I hope I can put in some unpaid overtime today.

[IowaMan]

I sure hope I don't get to chat with a certain someone tonight. This past week has been absolutely great without them.

[dicksbro]

I sure feel happy.

[IowaMan]

I absolutely hate the autographed poster of the KC Chiefs Cheerleaders that my buddy gave me for Christmas.

[WildIrish]

That sandwich looks like it'll tide me over just fine for awhile. Not hungry at all.

[whosyour51]

I got laid last night.

[IowaMan]

I didn't get caught checking out a lady's butt at the grocery store a couple of hours ago.

[grl2naughty]

I don't believe he^^^ would do such a thing. :)

[IowaMan]

I've learned my lesson and will never look at another woman's butt while shopping again. :D

[dicksbro]

I don't like photography.

[IowaMan]

It doesn't feel really strange in my house this morning without my little beagle buddy here with me.

[dicksbro]

I think I'll go to Lil's house for supper tonight. Want to go?

[IowaMan]

Yeah, Lil was just telling me how she hoped a bunch of us would come down tonight and stay over for breakfast. Said she'd take things nice and easy on us if we asked nicely. :D

[jseal]

I'm using Lilith's computer to post this. :)

[IowaMan]

I sure hope someone from ESPN reads today's "Strange Days" post and decides that they should show us the Nancy Kerrigan attack about a million times again. That never got old. :D

[dicksbro]

I never get tired of all the commercials on TV.

[IowaMan]

Sure am glad that my breathing treatment isn't working this morning either. :mad:

[dicksbro]

I'm kind of hoping we get some sub-zero weather soon.

[jseal]

Gas prices have gone up recently.

[IowaMan]

They didn't take the Christmas lights down on Main Street today.

[dicksbro]

I didn't unplug our Christmas lights yesterday afternoon.

[IowaMan]

I'm not happy that the antibiotics they gave me seem to be working. Feel pretty good today. 2nd day in a row. :)

[jseal]

^ I am not hoping that tomorrow will be 3 days in a row. ^^

[Coaster]

I'm so disappointed in the Patriots!

[Free Ken]

I really hope Ohio State Wins...

[dicksbro]

I'm not watching the Florida/Ohio State game.

[Pita]

I'm not upset that I have had so much homework I haven't played smut games in days!

[dicksbro]

:boohoo: :wobbly: :sad: It hasn't bothered us, you're being so busy. :baby: :tear: :banghead:

[IowaMan]

I'm not absolutely shocked that Florida beat Ohio State the way they did tonight.

I'm also not hoping things get settled in a bit for Tess with her classes so she can come play smut games with us more frequently.

[dicksbro]

I didn't think Ben Walkers writeup posted on Yahoo's sports page was cute when he said, "But these Buckeyes looked completely flummoxed by Florida's frenetic offense at the outset.

[IowaMan]

I'm not getting a bit frustrated because I can't find where I'm off in balancing my checkbook. (It's only by $3.43 but damn!)

[jseal]

I will have to work on MLK Day.

[dicksbro]

I don't have a meeting tonight.

[IowaMan]

I haven't been asleep for about 14 of the last 15 hours.

[dicksbro]

I think I'll go back to bed now.

[IowaMan]

I am shocked, mad and offended that I wasn't elected to the National Baseball Hall of Fame yesterday.

[jseal]

I don't need more money.

[Pita]

I hate how clingy he is to me.

[IowaMan]

I'm happy that I can't sleep and I probably won't be a little bit later than usual getting back here in the morning.

[dicksbro]

I think I'll skip coffee this morning.

[jseal]

I will get everything done today - for sure!

[IowaMan]

I'm on top of my game, smut gaming-wise, today.

[grl2naughty]

I just hated having a relaxing day to myself today.

[dicksbro]

I wasn't happy about going to help some friends set up a hall for a wedding reception.

[IowaMan]

I don't wish I could leave tonight to start the vacation I'm going to take this summer (or spring, whichever I decide).

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I'm thrilled beyond measure that I get to go back to work in the morning.

[IowaMan]

I seriously doubt I'll try to cheer a friend up while they are at work tomorrow. ;)

[dicksbro]

I sure wish I was going to work tomorrow.

[Free Ken]

im absolutely livid that im going to make sweet sweet love to the girl down the block

[IowaMan]

I'm glad I don't have $8.7 million in the bank.

[dicksbro]

I'd sure hate to have a new car.

[IowaMan]

I didn't have an incredibly odd dream last night.

[1nutworld]

I really love stress!

[IowaMan]

I didn't get a little carried away with throwing candy bars into my cart while waiting in the Wal Mart checkout line earlier.

[dicksbro]

I'm thinking tonight would be a great night to go swimming in the Illinois River.

[IowaMan]

People here seem to drive much better the first time there's a little sleet and snow in the air.

[1nutworld]

I really hated the clam dinner I had tonight, and I'm not full at all.

[dicksbro]

I never worry about our kids.

[IowaMan]

I had a more difficult time than usual getting my lungs cleared this morning.

[dicksbro]

I love seeing ice on the trees and cars.

[IowaMan]

DB's avatar didn't just let me know what I'm having for lunch today.



Figures, it couldn't have been Tess' that gave me the menu item. :(

[dicksbro]

Lunch with Tess would never enter my mind.

[IowaMan]

I doubt she could make me plump when she cooked me. ;)

[dicksbro]

I hope the car is ice covered this morning.

[IowaMan]

There was an incredibly beautiful lady in bed next to me this morning who helped get rid of my morning wood situation.

[dicksbro]

I'm not still tired.

[IowaMan]

I'm not a bit winded from shovelling my front steps and sidewalk.

[dicksbro]

I'm not going to drink coffee this morning.

[jseal]

The temperature was WAY too cold this weekend.

[IowaMan]

The temperature was not NEARLY cold enough (-6F) here this morning.

[grl2naughty]

I am not nervous about tonight at all.

[jbh3]

Boy , ya gotta love mid January!!! :sun:

[dicksbro]

I never have any fun here.

[IowaMan]

I sure hope they have a baseball players strike this year.

[dicksbro]

I want the Super Bowl to be played in -20F temperatures with a blizzard blowing where they have to send dogs out to find players who fall down and can't get back up.

[IowaMan]

I'm not wishing I had my beagle buddy here with me right now.

[dicksbro]

I'm looking forward to going out in the cold.

[IowaMan]

This would be a perfect morning to take a stroll around the block in just my robe.

[dicksbro]

I already did that ^^^^^. :)

[IowaMan]

I didn't see a guy driving around in a convertible with the top down today when the temp was about +8F.

[dicksbro]

I bet he was having a lot of fun. :)

[IowaMan]

I'm not hoping I win the Powerball jackpot tonight.

[dicksbro]

I wasn't disappointed yesterday.

[IowaMan]

I'm $180 million richer today because they decided that me matching only the one number was close enough.

[dicksbro]

I don't think I'll shave this morning.

[IowaMan]

I wish I had a snow blower to get rid of the snow on my sidewalk, the broom I just used to sweep the light dusting we got overnight wasn't enough.

[dicksbro]

I wish I had a "snow grower" so I could turn my 25' long driveway into a beginners ski slope and make millions.

[IowaMan]

My left knee isn't swollen up to about twice it's usual size right now.

[Pita]

I feel so guilty that I'm not studying for one of my three test next week.

[IowaMan]

Great night. Yep, I'm absolutely jumping for joy it's so damn wonderful.

[dicksbro]

I wish I had some tests to take next week.

[IowaMan]

I slept really well last night.

[grl2naughty]

I didn't enjoy the HOT SEX I had last night. :)

[IowaMan]

I'm not hoping that both the boys and girls teams at my old high school put a world of hurt on their opponent's tonight.

(sorry grl2naughty, it's been 20 yrs and I still don't like those guys)

[grl2naughty]

Watch out team here we come and we don't hope we win either!!! ;)

[dicksbro]

I think I'll skip supper.

[IowaMan]

The glory days live on. My name is plastered all over the trophy case at my high school with reminders of all my school athletic records I set 20 yrs ago.

[dicksbro]

I've eaten far too much today.

[IowaMan]

I sure am glad it's snowing, hopefully we get about three feet of the stuff.

[jseal]

I wish the price of gas would go back up.

[IowaMan]

I didn't just run out of milk.

[jseal]

I want to do some more laundry.

[IowaMan]

I'm not absolutely bored out of my freaking mind tonight.

[dicksbro]

I'm wide awake.

[IowaMan]

I'm overjoyed that ESPN programming will probably look more like an A&E "Biography" for "The Manning Family" in the next couple of weeks.

[jseal]

I want a six day work week.

[IowaMan]

My day is going better than I ever could have planned or hoped.

[dicksbro]

I hope winter lasts through June this year.