Lies! All lies!

[pinkFlames]

Gee, it's hot today.

[dicksbro]

I'm thinking I'm going to get rid of everything and become a hobo.

[jseal]

I have had nothing to do all weekend.

[dicksbro]

I think I'm going to put all three of our cars up on blocks and then start walking whereever we need to go.

[pinkFlames]

I was extremely proud to show my family how uncluttered our bedrooms were yesterday.

[dicksbro]

I hate playing Smut Games, they just hold no appeal.

[pinkFlames]

I'm not typing, the axolotl is doing it for me from it's aquarium.

[dicksbro]

I use our cat to do my typing.

[dicksbro]

I'm hoping that instead of sunshine we get some snow today.

[dicksbro]

It's so hard fighting the crowds posting in the Smut Games.

[dicksbro]

I was afraid with all the posting to this thread that I wouldn't find an opportunity to sneak in one of my posts.

[pinkFlames]

I've been actively posting in this thread more than Dicksbro.

[dicksbro]

There's no doubt about that, pinkFlames. :boink:

[pinkFlames]

I'm the highest poster on Pixies-Place. :nod:

[dicksbro]

And Pixie Posters never lie ...:D

[pinkFlames]

I saw Dicksbro on the news tonight. He won some nude wheelbarrow race in Antarctica, if I recall rightly.

[dicksbro]

Actually I won the world's record by pushing the wheelbarrow nude while hopping on one leg. Yep, it was quite a race. :boink:

[pinkFlames]

I believe it was neither your left nor your right leg that you were hopping on.

[dicksbro]

That's what happens when you have very strong "finishes."

[pinkFlames]

Ya know, I'm actually having my birthday party in Antarctica this year. You're all invited.

[dicksbro]

Ya know, I'm actually having my birthday party in Antarctica this year. You're all invited.
I'll bring some ice for the drinks. :boink:

[pinkFlames]

I'll bring some ice for the drinks. :boink:

Thanks dickbro, I'm expecting it will hot, so we'll need all the ice we can get.

[dicksbro]

I know that's true here. The weathermen will probably predict snow, but, you know how they lie. I'm betting on warm, sunny skies. :boink:

[jseal]

I'm looking forward to Thanksgiving this year.

[dicksbro]

I fully expect my wife, who is sound asleep right now, to wake up in the next 5 minutes and come and grab me and take me back to bed where she'll ravish me.

[pinkFlames]

I've been fasting for a week.

[dicksbro]

I limited myself to one slice of dry whole wheat bread for our Thanksgiving dinner.

[pinkFlames]

It's a lovely sunny morning.

[dicksbro]

Same here. It's 3:12 in the morning and the sun is out, the birds are singing, and, little children are running through the sprinklers.

[PantyFanatic]

I've enjoyed the hell out of the past couple months of 10 hr, 6 day weeks. Especially since I'll get so much more for doing it.

[dicksbro]

We just won the US Treasury's annual Cash User's Contest where the prize is a chance to visit the mint and take home all you can carry!!

[jseal]

Dearsweet & her sisters did not stay up until the wee hours last night playing cards.

[dicksbro]

This cold I have has been a refreshing change from the humdrum feeling well condition I was in before.

[jseal]

I'm sooooooooooo looking forward to going into work today.

[dicksbro]

I'm planning on building a new mansion on the French Riviera

[dicksbro]

I never answer this thread two times in a row.

[pinkFlames]

I never answer this thread at all.

[dicksbro]

I do. It's generally the only thread I ever look at here at Pixies.

[jseal]

It snowed here last night.

[dicksbro]

We got just over 26" here.

[pinkFlames]

I'm not sleepy.

[dicksbro]

I'm actually sleeping right now. I've trained myself to post while fully asleep. :)

[jseal]

We're getting ready to begin our Christmas shopping.

[dicksbro]

We're going shopping today for our Fourth of July decorations before the 2012 Fall Clothing is put on the shelves. :boink:

[jseal]

This is the year that everyone’s New Year resolutions will be fulfilled!

[dicksbro]

While congress couldn't deal with the debt ceiling, they did pass the law making today December 32nd The next move, is to go for a $3 Trillion dollar stimulus package to help companies that print calendars to deal with this change. It's expected to add 3 or 4 new jobs.

[jseal]

^^^ LOL! ^^^

How about the one where a state legislature almost defined PI as = 3.14 exactly! Oh wait that really happened. :yikes:

Carl Sagan's "COSMOS" is boring.

[dicksbro]

I understand that since this is a "Leap Year" that we're going to go ahead and make the leap directly to 2013. :shrug:

[pinkFlames]

I'm running a recycling business from my home.

[dicksbro]

Wow! 3:30AM and already the sun is out; the birds are singing; and little children are playing in the open field.

[jseal]

I am not alone at the moment.

[dicksbro]

I was knocking at your door, didn't you hear me?

[pinkFlames]

It's so cold that I've had to turn the heater up a notch.

[dicksbro]

That's nothing. We've got so much snow, we've been forced to wear "Elevator Snowshoes."

[jseal]

I have plenty of free time on my hands.

[dicksbro]

I understand to help keep the glaciers from melting they're going to install snow making machines by each glacier and run them year round. :boink:

[PantyFanatic]

It's been so cold we quit shaving in the morning. You open a window, stick your face out, then just take your hand and wipe the whiskers off. :eek:




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:rofl:

[gekkogecko]

I'm looking forward to this never-ending round of illness to continue today, tomorrow, and the rest of this month!

[pinkFlames]

I don't stay up all night on the Internet.

[dicksbro]

I know what you mean ... I sleep late every morning.

[jseal]

I try to avoid learning.

[gigi]

I'm a prude.

(I barely typed it without laughing)

[Coaster]

The Energizer bunny died!

[dicksbro]

There's a new electric car that never needs recharging and it's range is only limited by the length of the extension cord. :boink:

[rtctfield]

I can't wait to visit the in-laws this evening. With any luck, my wife's brother, his kind and stunningly gorgeous wife, and their three well-mannered kids will grace us all with their presence.

[dicksbro]

We're hoping the "Nude When Possible" resolution passes the city council before the warm days of spring and summer are here.

[dicksbro]

I was worried that so many people would be posting on this thread, that I wouldn't be able to.

[pinkFlames]

I've been posting here on the hour, every hour of the day.

[dicksbro]

I do all my typing with my toes. :boink:

[PantyFanatic]

I always hate to learn new things but I'm overly thrilled to get DEEP knowledge about the sciatic nerve.

[dicksbro]

I understand that guys leaving their fly open is a new fashion sensation.

[dicksbro]

This is the busiest thread at Pixies ... yep, that's fer sure. :boink:

[Silverwing]

I like to cover myself in vaseline and saran wrap and pretend I'm a slug when no-one is home

[dicksbro]

I like to do that with Ben-Gay and pretend to be a wintergreen firecracker. :)

[jseal]

Household chores are fun!

[dicksbro]

I've decided to take a two-week internet course and become a part time brain surgeon.

[jseal]

I teach that course.

[dicksbro]

I actually am self-taught, but, I thought the diploma would look nice on the wall. :boink:

[jseal]

I spend my evenings in idle repose

[dicksbro]

I like to mow my law every day so that it doesn't get too long and so that I'm always replacing that ol' gasoline with new. :boink:

[jseal]

Lawrence of Arabia is a dull, unremarkable film.

[dicksbro]

That new show, The Avengers, is one of those slow paced soap opera like movies where the most exciting scene is when the coffee spills. :shrug:

[jseal]

Anticipation of delights adds no garnish to their consummation.

[dicksbro]

I've mastered the art of sleeping standing up with my eyes open.

[gigi]

Time with my extended family makes me sooooooo happy!

[jseal]

I've mastered the art of sleeping standing up with my eyes open.
A basic diplomatic skill, taught at all the best academies.

I enjoy working on Sunday.

[dicksbro]

I like to stay indoors when the weather is nice and save my time outdoors for when storms are drenching us.

[gigi]

I love nothing more than sweating profusely in May.

[dicksbro]

Sweating is especially nice because you don't have to go swimming if you sweat enough.

[jseal]

I prefer shopping to surfing the web.

[dicksbro]

I love seen the temperatures in the mid to upper 90s in May because it probably means we'll hit 130 or 140 in July.

[jseal]

Well, some prefer the heat, but I’m hoping for greater humidity. That’ll make the weather much more pleasant.

[dicksbro]

I like it, too, when the sweat runs into your eyes and you get to feel first hand the healing power of salt.

[jseal]

Yes, siree! I sure am eager to get to work tomorrow. Yep!

[dicksbro]

With all the sunshine and a high in the mid-seventies yesterday, it sure wasn't a very nice day.

[PantyFanatic]

It's good to be a manufacturing engineer in a country that no longer manufactures anything.

[dicksbro]

I was glad to see that some of the bailout money for GM is going to build new facilities in China. That ought to help our unemployment numbers. :boink:

[gigi]

This has been my easiest work week ever.

[dicksbro]

I hate summer and so wish the sub-zero weather of winter would hurry up and return.

[jseal]

Work stress is refreshing and satisfying!

[gigi]

I dread the weekends

[dicksbro]

I sure wish there was some snow to shovel.

[jseal]

No one has called me on this Father's Day.

[dicksbro]

It's going to be wonderfully cool here today.

[kleclere]

I rally enjoyed work today.

[dicksbro]

I think for our anniversary, we'll each go to separate movies.

[jseal]

Having a lover is unsatisfying.

[kleclere]

Being alone is fine.

[dicksbro]

Isn't nice to have a thread like this where you can believe everything you read?

[dicksbro]

^^^^ He probably does! :rolleyes2


:D

[gekkogecko]

I'm looking forward to our next multi-day power outage!

[dicksbro]

I can hardly wait until I get back to a hospital for lunch again.

[PantyFanatic]

I'm so happy it is 86F at 07:30 this morning. http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-fc/sweat.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)

[dicksbro]

They issued WINTER STORM WARNINGS for tomorrow ... temperatures are expected to reach about 85F ... near freezing so I'm told.

[jseal]

I'm getting ready to put the snow tires on the car.

[dicksbro]

Me, I'm buying up all the St. Bernards I can find ... especially those with little casks of rum around their necks. :boink:

[kleclere]

I'm not at all excited about the weekend.

[dicksbro]

I think we're going snow-boarding today.

[kleclere]

When will all this snow stop?

[dicksbro]

I don't know, I shoveled two or three feet of the white stuff yesterday.

[kleclere]

We have to much of that white stuff.

[dicksbro]

That's where the giant, economy sized Kleenex boxes help, so you have enough to clean up the mess. ;)

[kleclere]

We have no mess here.

[dicksbro]

The drought hasn't affected any of the crops in Illinois.

[kleclere]

I wish this rain would stop.

[pinkFlames]

My Housing Manager is perfectly sane.

[dicksbro]

I'm really anxious for higher taxes next year. :boink:

[kleclere]

I'm loving all this heat.

[jseal]

I'm sure work will be fun today!

[kleclere]

I always have fun at work.

[pinkFlames]

I don't care that my computer is stuffed, it's not like I had anything on it anyway.

[kleclere]

I can spell very well.

[jseal]

No one cares about me.

[kleclere]

I can believe that noone talked about me.

[gigi]

I am always well rested

[kleclere]

I'm very under indulged today.

[jseal]

I'm eager to get back to work tomorrow!

[kleclere]

Have the worst day of my life.

[dicksbro]

How disgusting, another beautiful day. Where are all the 100 degree temperatures?

[kleclere]

I need to pick my nose.

[dicksbro]

I have a swimming pool filled with jello.

[kleclere]

I am not terribly horny right now.

[dicksbro]

I was glad to see the United Nations agreed that countries will destroy all their weapons and embrace the notion of peace and goodwill to all their neighbors.

[gekkogecko]

I've never gotten horny at any inappropriate moment.

[kleclere]

I've never been inappropriately horny.

[dicksbro]

I'm building a new house with a retractable dome roof. :boink:

[kleclere]

I get to much of Pixies

[dicksbro]

I'm thinking of spending more time at a cooking site.

[kleclere]

Should stop posting.

[dicksbro]

I'm looking to buy a used aircraft carrier to use as a houseboat.

[kleclere]

I'm looking to get some awful pictures tonight.

[dicksbro]

I always tell the truth in this thread.

[kleclere]

I could get enough quiet here.

[jseal]

I'm not waiting for someone special.

[kleclere]

I am not having a birthday tomorrow.

[dicksbro]

And I'm not going to say, "Congratulations, kleclere, on another successful orbit of the sun!" or "I hope all your wishes come true." Nope, I just won't do it. ;)

[kleclere]

I'm not going to say thank you DB at all either.

[dicksbro]

I bet you're tired of all the beer, brats, and babes helping you to celebrate. It must have been a terrible ordeal!

[pinkFlames]

I enjoy having a cold. The runny eye is a particular nice touch.

[kleclere]

I can't stand this little bit of rain we are having.

[dicksbro]

I'm going outside to use a hairdryer just to make sure the grass doesn't get too much water from the rain.

[kleclere]

I can believe it isn't summer.

[jseal]

Nothing at all planned for today. Nope. Nothing at all.

[kleclere]

I have had a terrible day.

[jseal]

I didn't do much posting here today.

[dicksbro]

I'm not going to participate in a Labor Day parade this afternoon

[kleclere]

I won't be thinking of anyone today.

[jseal]

No Saturday Morning frolicking for me!

[kleclere]

I will be frolicking tonight.

[dicksbro]

I've started training to become a railroad engineer. I thought a second career would be nice. :)

[kleclere]

I am not missing anyone badly.

[dicksbro]

I'm looking forward to my doctor visit this morning. :(

[kleclere]

I can't stand Raw on Monday nights

[dicksbro]

I love it and try to sit as close to the TV as possible. :rolleyes2

[kleclere]

I love people who have no time to watch other

[dicksbro]

I think it's great to have a few months without sex.

[kleclere]

Can handle months without too.

[dicksbro]

I really believe that, too.

[kleclere]

Can't enjoy bowling tonight.

[jseal]

Lousy weather we've been having here.

[kleclere]

I bowled great tonight.

[jseal]

I didn't have to go to work today.

[kleclere]

I didn't have any fun today.

[pinkFlames]

My cat loves strange dogs.

[kleclere]

I'm not missing anyone today. :horny:

[gigi]

I didn't make a huge mistake.

[dicksbro]

I love spending money on car maintenance.

[pinkFlames]

There was no rain at all today.

[kleclere]

People are so wonderful.

[dicksbro]

I sure hate to think I'll get my check tomorrow. :(

[pinkFlames]

It rained all day today.

[dicksbro]

We're having a terrible snow storm. :boink:

[kleclere]

I love those update meetings.

[jseal]

I worked overtime today.

[kleclere]

I can't wait to hear from my wife.

[dicksbro]

They decided to cancel our elections and have all the candidates just draw straws.

[kleclere]

I think there is a clear winner.

[dicksbro]

I'm sure glad we have the candidate selection that we have.

[kleclere]

I love to be told how wonderful someone is.

[dicksbro]

Stepping where a dog has done it's business is one of life's simple pleasures.

[kleclere]

I love cold weather coming.

[rabbit]

The Florida Gators are my favorite team!

[kleclere]

I love when a plan comes together.

[dicksbro]

The sky is falling. I know it's the truth because I heard it from a chicken. :spin:

[kleclere]

I think I may have won the lottery.

[dicksbro]

I did and I bought Happy Meals for everyone at McDonalds to celebrate.

[kleclere]

I feel extremely sleepy now.

[jseal]

I have plenty of free time.

[kleclere]

I love stupid programs.

[dicksbro]

I always look forward to the commercials during TV shows.

[kleclere]

I have no hard decisions.

[dicksbro]

:nana: TGIM (Thank Goodness it's Monday!) :nana:

[kleclere]

I love when it gets cold here.

[dicksbro]

I probably should fill the backyard pool with water so I'll be able to go swimming this winter.

[kleclere]

i love bowling when my partner doesn't want to be there.

[dicksbro]

I love to go to fresh fish markets to do my deep breathing exercises.

[kleclere]

I love having all this money.

[dicksbro]

I've been giving away all my money, it just kept cluttering up my dresser.

[kleclere]

I cant watch another movie.

[dicksbro]

I love taking my car in for service.

[kleclere]

It was 80 degrees out today.

[dicksbro]

The garage I take my car to told me that since we'd done business there for so long, from now on all repairs will be free.

[kleclere]

Houses do have self cleaning options.

[dicksbro]

This winter's fashion surprise includes fur-lined bikini swimsuits for the ladies.

[kleclere]

Being without sex is so exciting.

[jseal]

I'm not having cable TV installed tonight.

[dicksbro]

I gave up on all these new fangled TV things ... I've gone back to a black and white 9" screen and use rabbit ears to tune in a channel.

[kleclere]

There is so much to watch on tv these days.

[dicksbro]

I decided from now on I'll just tell the truth in this thread.

[kleclere]

We can handle the truth here.

[gigi]

My iPhone drives me crazy.

[dicksbro]

I didn't enjoy being able to gas up in Bloomington, IL yesterday at $3.57 when I could have paid $3.89 here (30 miles away).

[kleclere]

I saw gas at under $3.00.

[dicksbro]

I heard congress has decided to do away with all pay and benefits and devote themselves to unselfishly serving the people.

[kleclere]

I heard the President is doing good for the people.

[dicksbro]

I'm glad we're over 17 trillion in debt. It'll give something for our grandchildren to stay busy with ... paying it off.

[kleclere]

I love when the government tries to control every aspect of life.

[dicksbro]

http://www.cool-smileys.com/images/35.gif wouldn't do that, Government is always good and I know that because http://www.cool-smileys.com/images/35.gif say so.

[kleclere]

Can we please get more cold rain?

[Coaster]

Snowing here! :roflmao:

[dicksbro]

I can hardly wait for the election to be over and te new fund raising efforts for the next one begins.

[kleclere]

Weekends are always way to long.

[dicksbro]

... and workdays always seem way too short

[kleclere]

There is always more money than month.

[dicksbro]

I heard that attendance was so low watching the last debate that TV screens were set up along busy highways and they counted all the cars went by as the audience. :shrug:

[kleclere]

I enjoyed the debates.

[dicksbro]

I may have to shovel the snow off the drive before I can go anywhere this morning.

[kleclere]

I feel Indian summer coming on.

[dicksbro]

I'm getting our fireworks ready for the 4th of July. I'll probably get the sky rockets set up tomorrow.

[kleclere]

Im feeling under the weather.