Lies! All lies!

[1nutworld]

Meeeee Tooo

[Pita]

Lost is not my favorite TV show.

[dicksbro]

Maybe I'll become a rap singer.

[Steph]

Don't particularly care to see Tess's hair at all.

I KNOW! Who cares about this Pippi Longstocking stuff? I don't want to see it!

[dicksbro]

I'd hate running my hands through her hair.

[Coaster]

my evening sucked

[dicksbro]

I always oversleep.

[jseal]

I look forward to arguing with my children.

[Coaster]

I have an over abundance of energy today!

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I'm not distracted today at all.

[jbh3]

My back feels great today!!! :)

[imaginewithme]

I feel so good today

[jseal]

I hope that I have to take work home with me today.

[jbh3]

My gf wanted to blow me this morning
I said.."No way bitch!!"

[imaginewithme]

I have a feeling he's telling the truth.

[dicksbro]

I wish winter laster longer.

[imaginewithme]

I don't have a thing to do today

[Coaster]

I love it when this cold gets into my bones......

[imaginewithme]

I hate spending time outside when it's in the 80's here.

[Coaster]

^^^^^^^oh Shuddup!!!^^^^^^

[dicksbro]

I long for a new Ice Age.

[bare4you]

I hate the sun shine

[jbh3]

I can't imagine imagine naked

[Coaster]

I never wanna see imagine naked!

[imaginewithme]

I will show you all how great imagine looks

[jbh3]

now you're not bein' silly

[dicksbro]

I wouldn't drool over IWM's pictures.

[jseal]

I wish the weekend was shorter.

[Coaster]

I'd rather just work all the time!

[dicksbro]

I'm anxious for my next cold.

[alspals69]

i'm not feeling horny

[dicksbro]

I'm not ready to celebrate the Steak and Blowjob Day.

[Coaster]

I have a full house and nothing to do!

[dicksbro]

Never did like the Dukes of Hazzard. HOO HAW!

[jseal]

I'm looking forward to going back to work tomorrow.

[dicksbro]

I don't need to back up my computer files.

[imaginewithme]

I hate receiving compliments from pixies

[Coaster]

I probably stay awake all night

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I love cleaning aquariums.

[imaginewithme]

I hated today.

[Coaster]

I'm so full of energy

[imaginewithme]

I feel like a million bucks

[dicksbro]

I'm wide awake.

[imaginewithme]

i dont have anything to do

[jbh3]

I don't need to start makin' dinner,I think I'll just sit here all day.

[Coaster]

This wasn't a butt-draggin day!

[imaginewithme]

My head isn't hurting one bit

[alspals69]

i'm not curious to know about the reason!!

[imaginewithme]

Can a person drink too much lemonade? :confused:

[alspals69]

lol LOL

of course they can

and i would love to be behind youf youbackfired too, lol

[imaginewithme]

Today the weather was horrible out.

[alspals69]

i had lazy day

[imaginewithme]

I didn't come to pixies much today

[alspals69]

^ hasn't got too much time on her hands!!

[imaginewithme]

Sometimes I feel like a winner

[alspals69]

you'll never be my winner
x

[imaginewithme]

You never make me smile.

[jbh3]

I wouldn't touch you with a 39 1/2 foot pole.

[imaginewithme]

That didn't make me do a double take

[jbh3]

Not sorry.Thats not from the Grinch :)

[imaginewithme]

You make me frown.

[jbh3]

You make me soft.

[imaginewithme]

I don't have a thing on my mind.

[Peaches]

I am not having fun tonight......

[imaginewithme]

Me either.

[jbh3]

you gals are boring me

[imaginewithme]

I think he's telling the truth

[jbh3]

I don't have a sudden urge for a fruit salad

[Peaches]

i do not want to play anymore....

[Coaster]

i'd NEVER play with Peaches peaches!

[imaginewithme]

The guys here aren't flirts at all, either am I!

[Coaster]

I hope IWM never tries to touch me!!!

[dicksbro]

I'm not still tired.

[bare4you]

I don't deserve to be punished for staying away from Pixies so long (and I sure hope none of the ladies are willing to do that to me)

[dicksbro]

I don't like to have oral sex performed on me.

[jbh3]

Gee, I hope I get the flu this year.

[imaginewithme]

You dont make me laugh at all

[Sharni]

I am definately NOT eating chocolate

[dicksbro]

I'm just sorry winter is winding down.

[jseal]

I like not having enough money.

[dicksbro]

I think I'll plant weeds in my yard this year.

[Coaster]

I'm not looking forward to a warm weekend!

[WildIrish]

I hope these shoes never break in cuz I'm starting to like how they pinch my toes.

[imaginewithme]

I think I'll plant weeds in my yard this year.

That didn't make me bust out laughing.

[Coaster]

I'm so wide awake!

[imaginewithme]

I'm not getting tired

[dicksbro]

I'm glad I'm the only one here.

[jseal]

I hope I have to work late today.

[dicksbro]

It's terrible that the sun is out and it's too warm for a coat.

[imaginewithme]

this thread never makes me laugh

[dicksbro]

I don't have a visitation to go to tonight.

[imaginewithme]

I love eating at home every single night

[jbh3]

Gee,I miss the snow

[imaginewithme]

I have lots of plans for the weekend

[bare4you]

I am not happy I have the next two days off from work

[dicksbro]

My daughter from Inidanapolis won't be over this weekend.

[Steph]

My apartment is spotless!

[dicksbro]

I don't need to lose any weight.

[jseal]

I want to go to work.

[imaginewithme]

I love doing laundry

[jbh3]

The washing machine is a lousy vibrator.

[imaginewithme]

THank goodness I don't get embarrassed easily.

[dicksbro]

I don't like sexy pictures.

[jseal]

I'm looking forward to work tomorrow.

[jbh3]

Can't wait for the T-storms to arrive

[imaginewithme]

It's so ugly out today

[dicksbro]

I'm not getting tired, yet.

[AZRedHot]

I have 13 children. That I know of.

[dicksbro]

I don't have anything to do today.

[jseal]

I'm glad the weekend is over.

[dicksbro]

I'm looking forward to doing my taxes.

[jseal]

I didn't owe the IRS. :(

[imaginewithme]

I hope I'm getting a blader infection

[dicksbro]

I don't wish anyone anything good.

[imaginewithme]

Boy, I hope the nurse doesn't call me back

[dicksbro]

I love going to the doctor's office.

[bare4you]

I am NOT getting another winter cold

[dicksbro]

I didn't help load a semi yesterday.

[jseal]

I enjoy waiting for repair techs.

[imaginewithme]

I really hate when people talk dirty!

[jbh3]

I hate women who moan loudly when their gettin' fucked.

[imaginewithme]

I've never moaned!

[dicksbro]

I don't need to run errands.

[imaginewithme]

I dont ever worry of what people think of me

[dicksbro]

I don't like glossy lips.

[Pita]

I can't stand waking up an hour early for snuggling and kisses and.........;)

[dicksbro]

Anything, but NOT THE "and...............;)"

:D :D

[Pita]

DB never, ever makes me giggle.

[dicksbro]

I don't start drooling and panting and drooling and panting when I see Tess posting.

[imaginewithme]

I feel wonderful today

[dicksbro]

I didn't get a package a few minutes ago that I had ordered earlier this month.

[imaginewithme]

im getting all accomplished today

[dicksbro]

I never have told a fib. :rolleyes:

[imaginewithme]

i think i could run a marathon today

[alspals69]

i had a horrible day today

[imaginewithme]

im not glad to hear that

[alspals69]

i haven't done 60 sit ups and 30 push ups so far

[dicksbro]

I'm not ready for warm weather.

[imaginewithme]

i haven't done 60 sit ups and 30 push ups so far
I always thought you needed to do that

[alspals69]

lol i am clearly overweight and it isn't to kickstart me into feeling good about myself

[dicksbro]

I'm thinking of getting rid of my cars and walking everywhere.

[jbh3]

I hate goin' to Home Depot at the onset of Spring

[bare4you]

I am not tired at all today

[dicksbro]

I didn't order a set of DVDs today.

[Pita]

I don't plan to have incredible, mindblowing sex tonight.

[dicksbro]

I don't need to go back to bed.

[jseal]

I'm not enjoying my day off

[dicksbro]

I'm not having any fun, that's for sure.

[Pita]

I hate going out to dinner.

[jbh3]

I'd hate to find out just how tingly she is

[dicksbro]

I don't think I'll eat the corn beef and cabbage tonight.

[bare4you]

I am not at all happy this week is finally over

[dicksbro]

I'm not looking forward to tomorrow at all.

[Pita]

I didn't enjoy having one orgasm after another this morning until we both lost track.

[bare4you]

I have so much planned to do today and I am so sad it is raining

[Pita]

I hate the thought of my daughter going back to school tomorrow.

[alspals69]

i can't possibly sympathise with that thought!!

[Pita]

I have no guilt that I am playing on the computer while my sweetie is working in the next room.

[dicksbro]

I am shocked you would do that. :D

[imaginewithme]

I dread having a hair cut tomorrow

[one-trick pony]

I'm looking forward to going into work tomorrow. I love Mondays.

[dicksbro]

I'm so thrilled to think we're in line for between 4 and 8 inches of snow tonight and tomorrow morning.

[jseal]

I'm also looking forward to the snow predicted for our first full day of Spring!

[dicksbro]

Isn't a cold, snowing spring wonderful?

[imaginewithme]

I hate my hair.

[alspals69]

i hate your avatar!

[Pita]

I'm not horny and hungry!

[dicksbro]

I'm looking forward to shoveling the 3-5" of snow we're getting.

[Pita]

I am not enjoying my new diet/exercise program.

[alspals69]

i'm not feeling good!!

[Pita]

I am not sick to death of my teenagers attitude with me!!!

[dicksbro]

I'm not having fun.

[Pita]

I am not fixing to go watch my favorite show Lost!

[imaginewithme]

I am really looking forward to working outside tomorrow

[sassee]

I really, really love my Chemistry professor because she's a brilliant woman.

[dicksbro]

I think I'll spend the whole day in bed making love.

(WAAAAAA!! I Don't want this to be a lie. :()

[sassee]

I can't wait to not get back to my hometown and not have fabulous sex with my boyfriend.

(I'm so glad this is a lie!)

[imaginewithme]

I don't hear anyone crying.........



bye for now

[Coaster]

Nothing stirring in my pants.......

[sassee]

I am going to get off Pixies and pack my clothes now.

[Coaster]

I'm NOT going to attempt taking sassee's bra off her AV!

[imaginewithme]

I am believing that! :D

[imaginewithme]

I just read a story "Just Came Home and it didn't turn me on at all. ;)

[Coach Knight]

Heee heee, see the old veterans can still get the crowd on their feet.
Or in my bed Ms IWM.
My lie: I come here for the articles.

[imaginewithme]

That didn't make me laugh.

[Coach Knight]

Ah yes, uncontrollable laughing. Always the response I like to induce in women. Did he make you cum? No, but I slapped my knee a hundred times.

[imaginewithme]

I am not looking forward to tomorrow

[Pita]

I love being a mom more then anything else on Earth.

[rockintime]

I'm playing point guard for Duke in the NCAA basketball tournament.

[Sugarsprinkles]

I love the way my body looks.

[rockintime]

I wish April 15th came every day of the year so we could pay taxes more frequently.

[imaginewithme]

I hate being horny

[alspals69]

lol me too!!!

[imaginewithme]

I dont know what to do about it

[alspals69]

i don't want to know what your doing!!

[dicksbro]

I sure hope Bradley doesn't beat Memphis tonight.

[imaginewithme]

I took care of myself today.

[sassee]

I looove Psychology quizzes.

[imaginewithme]

I didn't dream of anything sexy last night.

[Coach Knight]

I'm a vegan!

[dicksbro]

I sure wish my DVD order hadn't come yesterday.

[1nutworld]

I LOVE nightmares when I'm sleeping.

[Pita]

I love watching him become annoyed with tech support.

[imaginewithme]

The tree men arriving late and screwing up my day made me happy today.

[Pita]

I'm so sad that we are going out all alone tonight.

[imaginewithme]

I hate flirting

[Coach Knight]

I love not getting down to business.

[imaginewithme]

I haven't had any fun here today

[dicksbro]

I don't think I want pizza for supper.

[bare4you]

I just love all the free time I have lately and getting to Pixies isn't the first thing I do when I get to surf on line

[Pita]

I hate getting new sex toys that keep me up half the night!

[Salacious]

I much prefer cold coffee in the morning.

[bare4you]

I don't like Sal's new AV

[Coaster]

I'm so bored today

[Salacious]

My pussy is so dry at the moment.

[dicksbro]

I didn't just get up from a nap.

[Salacious]

Dang, I wish it was hours till bedtime for the wee ones.

[dicksbro]

I'm glad I have to call it a night now.

[Pita]

I am so damn excited I get to go workout in a few minutes!!

[Coaster]

Six orgasms in the last 24 hours is such a drag.........

[imaginewithme]

I had sex this weekend

[Coach Knight]

I don't want anyone naked on my desk right now.

[imaginewithme]

I'd hate to be on his desk! :p

[Pita]

I had a great workout today!

[Coaster]

And I bet it didn't involve a gym!!^^^^^^^ :D

[Pita]

I hate sex!

[Salacious]

If you smelled my fingers right now they'd smell like syrup.

[Pita]

Wow!! ^^^^^


I don't wish he would use the new crop on me tonight.

[dicksbro]

I think it's great that today's another work day.

[Coaster]

I feel so ambitious today

[jseal]

I'll be enjoying a 2 hour meeting this afternoon.

[jbh3]

I feel fuckin' great!!...My back don't hurt!!...I think I'll go over to the school and do a few laps on the track!!!...and quite frankly ..I haven't felt this good in years!!

[imaginewithme]

I'm so happy to hear that^^

[Pita]

Pisses me off so much when I have a weight lost.

[imaginewithme]

I didn't spend too much at the store today

[dicksbro]

I'm in a great mood today.

[sassee]

I would really love to be writing my Gov't term paper.

[alspals69]

i feel extatic

[dicksbro]

It's 44 degrees, time to break out the swimsuit. :)

[dicksbro]

Almost 5:30AM and no one else is playing yet. :eek:

[jseal]

I hope we have problems at work today.

[dicksbro]

I don't llike weekends.

[alspals69]

i hated having lunch with a pretty lady today

[Pita]

I'm not happy tonight.

[1nutworld]

I dont want a coke right now

[Pita]

I don't want a big, rich piece of chocolate cake right now.

[imaginewithme]

I love it when people bullshit with me

[dicksbro]

I love it when people bullshit with me

I hate joking around, like wondering if bulls love it when they accidently step in cowboy crap. :confused:

[jbh3]

I'm going to sit here and post all day,and not go outside to enjoy this spectacular weather!!

[Winston77]

I just hate these stupid smut games