Lies! All lies!

[IowaMan]

DB would win lots of money placing that ^^^ bet.

[dicksbro]

I'm trying to figure how to pick from the dozens of people that want to mow my lawn for free since I don't want to hurt anyone's feelings.

[ReaperWoman]

Tomorrow I'm goig to get all my college work for the rest of the year done. Then I can jet off to that Barbados Pixie Palace I bought with my lottery win.

[IowaMan]

I'll be waiting in Barbados tomorrow for RW wearing only a smile. :D

[dicksbro]

I think I'm going to cut my backyard with scissors tomorrow.

[IowaMan]

I had the contractor add a huge golden dome to the top of my house.

[IowaMan]

I grew a tail overnight. :yikes:

[jseal]

I am NOT amused by the above 2 statements!

[dicksbro]

I'm sure glad gasoline is getting back to near $3.00 a gallon. Maybe it'll hit $4.00 by summer.

[jseal]

I am not looking forward to the weekend.

[dicksbro]

My cars don't need washing.

[jseal]

The rain is lashing the trees which are being buffeted by the gusting wind!

[IowaMan]

I wore the leprechaun costume at the Notre Dame spring football game yesterday.

[jseal]

:D ^^ no one would have noticed! ^^ :D

[dicksbro]

I noticed when I watched the game on TV and waved ... :wave: ... but, alas, he didn't wave back :( .

[IowaMan]

I'm not really tired tonight.

[jseal]

I want winter to return.

[IowaMan]

I haven't convinced myself that I'm a raving jackass today.

[dicksbro]

I'm thinking of starting a major rebellion somewhere so I can start getting foreign aid or something.

[IowaMan]

I had a great time in the ER this afternoon after trying to cut a finger off during the quest to get a slice of colby cheese.

[dicksbro]

I always liked hospitals with all the nurses coming down and making a fuzz over me ... ripping off my clothes and lusting after my body.

[jseal]

^^^ I don't wish hospitals were like that! ^^^

[IowaMan]

It was a great idea for me to walk around Wal Mart with a shopping cart while I waited for the 1-hour processing of my photos to be completed. :yikes:

[dicksbro]

I hope you didn't have the same problem I always run into ... the young ladies working there coming up and giving me hugs and kisses while I"m shopping.

[jseal]

Yes, I too suffer from being a Babe Magnet!

[IowaMan]

I don't wish that my vacation would start right this very second and go on for about the next 200 months.

[dicksbro]

I sure hope all this rain has helped the weeds in my yard to grow.

[IowaMan]

I sure hope I get a headache from all the noise of the guys working in the house today.

[dicksbro]

I hope today's not sunny.

[1nutworld]

I hope the grass in my yard grows alot more, before I get my lawn mower fixed.

[IowaMan]

I hope the new beard/mustache trimmer I bought malfunctions and gets stuck in my pubic hair.

[jseal]

I have nothing planned for this weekend.

[IowaMan]

Nope, nothing planned for my weekend either.

[dicksbro]

I'm not going into Peoria this morning.

[jseal]

I have completed my weekend chores.

[dicksbro]

I'm not looking forward to Wednesday.

[IowaMan]

I'm not looking forward to Wednesday either. Meeting great people over good food? YUCK!!!!! Oh crap, I should cancel right now!!!

[jseal]

The weather is not so beautiful that I wish I had off today.

[IowaMan]

I just made love to the sexy nurse at my doctor's office and she told me I was the greatest lover on the face of the earth.

[jseal]

I am not hungry. :(

[Pita]

I didn't enjoy watching my daughter sing tonight at her school concert.

[IowaMan]

I'm not looking forward to my day tomorrow.

[Pita]

I'm not at all jealous of your day tomorrow!!

[IowaMan]

I don't wish you could join us Tess.

[Pita]

Yeah that would be like a day in hell for me to be there with you two, stuck in the middle, wearing nothing but a short skirt and halter top that showed way too much cleavage.

[IowaMan]

I'm pretty sure I would offer you a sweater to cover up.

[dicksbro]

I'm thinking that as soon as we've had lunch, we could take a quick drive down to Georgia just to say, "Hello." That'd only be an hour or so drive, wouldn't it?

[IowaMan]

It wouldn't be extremely difficult to drive all the way from Illinois to Georgia with a hard on from thinking of the lovely, sexy Tess.

[dicksbro]

I didn't enjoy yesterday at all.

[GreenChef]

I had a terribly uneventful evening

[jseal]

The price of gas has gone down quite a bit.

[mikaylasmummy]

I hate being a mum

[IowaMan]

Dicksbro isn't a great guy.

[GreenChef]

Nor are you

[dicksbro]

We're not going to see "Spider Man 3" later this morning.

[GreenChef]

I'm not curious to see how that one goes

[dicksbro]

I may tell the plot, but I won't tell if it was good or not. :)

[GreenChef]

that's exactly what I want to know

[IowaMan]

I doubt I'll go see Spidey this time around, I'm afraid of spiders.

[jseal]

I will not be cleaning out my basement this weekend. :(

[IowaMan]

I'm really glad I'm all by myself tonight. I'd really hate to be spending the night with a sexy lady or anything boring like that.

[dicksbro]

Since it's not suppose to rain today, it'd be a good day to use the hose to keep the mud puddles filled.

[IowaMan]

All of the Miss Iowa contestants are coming over to my house for an orgy today. :boink:

[dicksbro]

They just left here, IM, so it should only be a couple or three hours. Tell them I appreciated their stopping by to see me. :)

[IowaMan]

I think I hear the first of the ladies waking up in the bedroom right now. Hopefully they are all up for another day of fun.

[dicksbro]

Have a good time. Tell them that I enjoyed their visit, especially how they kept ravishing me. :)

[IowaMan]

They all just had a group grope as the winning run scored in the Cubs game! Half of them were wanting to drive to Chicago to celebrate on Rush St. and the other half were wanting me to join them in Peoria for some sort of Sunday night festivity. :shrug:

[dicksbro]

I'm looking forward to another week of rain and thunderstorms.

[Pita]

This was such an awful day

[GreenChef]

I'm so bummed, work is done, I have a few days off.

[IowaMan]

I enjoyed having a high fever for most of the day.

[Pita]

I'm think I'll stay up all night watching Utube videos

[IowaMan]

I'm getting ready to go have sex with a bunch of incredibly beautiful women who are waiting for me in my bed right now.

[Pita]

I'm one of those incredibly beautiful women^^^^^^^^^:brows:

[IowaMan]

Ooooh, I wouldn't want Tess to be waiting for me in my bed.

[Pita]

That's good, cause guys don't turn me on.

[IowaMan]

I probably couldn't get it up if Tess wanted me to.

[1nutworld]

I'm sure I really needed to know about his^^^ getting it up!

[dicksbro]

They've changed all our railroad crossing gates to look like phallic symbols. Every time a train goes by, they get an erection. :boink:

[IowaMan]

That ^^^ didn't just crack me up. :roflmao:

[Pita]

I'm thinking about giving up sex and joining a cult of virgin man haters.

[IowaMan]

Never been the inspiration behind one of those ^^^ cults before. :roflmao:

[dicksbro]

I'm not up too early.

[GreenChef]

I had a quiet, ... early evening... :wobbly:

[dicksbro]

I wonder going outside and honking the car's horn would wake the neighbors.

[IowaMan]

I'm overjoyed at the thought of having my wisdom teeth removed.

[lusty1]

I am most attracted to people who lie and play mind games.

[dicksbro]

I love getting bills in the mail. It makes me feel wanted. :)

[IowaMan]

I didn't fall asleep at my computer last night while trying to write a story.

[lusty1]

I went to bed early last night to get a jump start on today.

[IowaMan]

I hope they decide not to do anything about this throbbing tooth I've got.

[lusty1]

I can't wait to paint the outside of the house.

[IowaMan]

I wish they would just tear down the new siding and rip out the new windows they have installed in my place.

[WildIrish]

I think I'll change my mind, and stick with this job awhile.

[IowaMan]

I think I'll go ahead and take my celebratory 10,000 posts pics this afternoon just to get it out of the way.

[lusty1]

I really can't stand the thought of having strap-on sex with anyone...male or female.

[IowaMan]

That thought ^^^ doesn't intrigue me either.

[lusty1]

I would never advocate F-to-M strap-on sex!

[IowaMan]

I would never consider letting a lady use a strap-on on me.

[lusty1]

I would never go to a sex shop and buy any type of sex toy.

[IowaMan]

I have never been to a sex shop.

[lusty1]

I think flirting should be a criminal offense.

[dicksbro]

I never flirt.

[mikaylasmummy]

I am single

[IowaMan]

I am married.

[IowaMan]

Reading mikaylasmummy's great news didn't just really brighten my day!

[mikaylasmummy]

I didn't think that the pm I got from you was funny at all

[jseal]

An old family friend has not just left.

[lusty1]

Coming here to Pixies depresses me .

[IowaMan]

I'm not happy to be getting my wisdom teeth removed tomorrow.

[lusty1]

I would never have a relationship with someone younger than I.

[IowaMan]

I would never be turned on by an older woman.

[lusty1]

I never get turned on by anything or anyone here at Pixies.

[IowaMan]

I'm a man whore.

[lusty1]

I find sex stories to be disgusting!

[IowaMan]

I am very glad I'm not going to have sex tonight.

[lusty1]

I don't like hot, sweaty sex.

[IowaMan]

I hate performing oral sex on a juicy pussy.

[lusty1]

I hate pearl necklaces.

[IowaMan]

I doubt I'll be sore in the morning from having my wisdom teeth removed this afternoon.

[lusty1]

I hope IowaMan never posts another picture!

[IowaMan]

I hate it when it's sunny and 75 degrees outside.

[lusty1]

I hate sleeping in on a cold morning.

[IowaMan]

My jaw isn't starting to hurt and I'm not really wanting to be able to eat solid food.

[Pita]

I hate being taken out and wined and dined.

[IowaMan]

I didn't take a few pain pills when I probably could've gotten by with just Tylenol.

[Fangtasia]

I really have nothing to do other than play smut games

[IowaMan]

I'm glad I can't get to sleep.

[lusty1]

I've never felt better in my life!

[IowaMan]

I'm going to cancel my trip to California and instead go in search of the Loch Ness Monster.

[dicksbro]

I'm not going to wish my wife a Happy Mother's Day.

[lusty1]

My kids never think of me on Mothers Day.

[jseal]

It is a miserable, windy rainy day today.

[lusty1]

Today is the happiest day of my life.

[IowaMan]

I'm oh so very happy I can't be there to lend some support to lusty1.

[jseal]

The American Civil War is an uninteresting subject.

[lusty1]

I just love confrontation.

[dicksbro]

I don't celebrate special days.

[lusty1]

Special days are the same to me as every ther day of the year.

[dicksbro]

Years go by more slowly when you get older.

[Glyndwr]

I won't cum in your mouth

[jseal]

I went to work today.

[dicksbro]

I sure hope Illinois raises it gasoline taxes pretty soon like our gov has proprosed.

[lusty1]

Putting gas in my car is the high point of my day.

[dicksbro]

Did you know I was one of the aliens in the movie, "Independence Day?"

[lusty1]

I NEVER miss IowaMan when I don't hear from him for a few days.

[Glyndwr]

I speak fluent Italian

[lusty1]

My home is a 35-room mansion on 150 acres.

[dicksbro]

It's so nice having a personal helicopter to use when I go shopping.

[jseal]

I do not visit Pixies while at work.

[lusty1]

I prefer hard labor to leisure.

[Coaster]

Give me a hot man instead of a hot woman!

[dicksbro]

I think I'll finish mowing the lawn in the nude today.

[lusty1]

I love being sick.

[dicksbro]

I'm thinking cereal for breakfast and so I hope the milk is sour this morning.

[Coaster]

I hate starting the day off with a quickie in the office!

[lusty1]

Spending the morning at the hospital is the best way to pass time that I can think of!

[Coaster]

I sure hope lusty1 has a contagious bug!!

[dicksbro]

I hope the wind is as cold today as it was yesterday.

[jseal]

We are not going out of town this weekend.

[lusty1]

I'm going out dancing tonight!

[dicksbro]

I'm studying to become an Astronaut

[lusty1]

My date for the evening is Howard Hughes!

[jseal]

My brother did not get married last week.

[lusty1]

I am forced to come to Pixies and play smut games.

[alspals69]

i am NOT having fun :)

[lusty1]

Fun is for children!

[alspals69]

lust is not associated with arousal ;)

[lusty1]

I hate making new posting friends!

[alspals69]

i don't! erm... i think (sctratches head)

[lusty1]

Playing games has become pure Hell!

[kenadenee]

I have a 36 inch cock, named Pedro.

[lusty1]

(When did you get a rooster :cock:...and where do you keep him in the apartment? :D)

kenadenee has been hospitalized with a broken sense of humor! :D

[dicksbro]

I think I'll turn all the lights on in the house and turn the music up so that I wake the neighborhood.

[Fangtasia]

I really dislike Orli

[kenadenee]

(Oh I have had him for quite some time....though he always ends up making a mess.)

George W. Bush is the most peaceful person who always looks to resolve issues with the least amount of tax money used and is always looking for ways to make life better for the average man.

[IowaMan]

I'm not wishing I could be meeting a Pixie right now.

[Sally Smith]

I hate it when Patrick takes naughty pics of me.

[dicksbro]

I'm not looking forward to the Pixie meeting in August.

[lusty1]

The people at PP are so stand-offish!

[kenadenee]

I love going to the dentist and having the Dr. use the drill on me.

[lusty1]

I love having 5 things going on at one time!

[Coaster]

I hate being under lusty

[dicksbro]

It's not going to be warm again today.

[Coaster]

I hate so many warm days in a row!

[lusty1]

I love defrosting the freezer.

[IowaMan]

I'm not extremely horny tonight.

[lusty1]

I am not at all glad to see my friend IowaMan on the game threads this evening. ;)

[IowaMan]

I'm not glad to be here playing with lusty1. :p


Ooooh, that probably came out wrong didn't it? :rofl:

[lusty1]

I think I'm insulted by that insinuation, IowaMan! :D

[IowaMan]

I think you should give me a break on that one and not spank me. :D

[lusty1]

I think IowaMan HATES being spanked and even the thought of it makes him want to hide.

[IowaMan]

I don't like to play "Hide the Sausage". :p

[lusty1]

I have no idea WHERE one might find to hide said sausage. ;)

[IowaMan]

Pretty sure I wouldn't be able to find a good place to hide said sausage.

[lusty1]

I don't think we could cum up with an idea together, either.

[IowaMan]

Lusty1 isn't starting to turn me on a bit. :p

[lusty1]

I would never do that intentionally.

[kenadenee]

I love a cup of scorching hot coffee on a day that would make hell look like Antartica.

[IowaMan]

I would love to have said cup of coffee spilled in my lap.

[lusty1]

I hate kenadenee's sense of irony and humor.

[IowaMan]

There aren't a few things that I've fantasized about lusty1 teaching me.

[lusty1]

I could never spend any time showing IowaMan anything...I am FAR too busy!

[IowaMan]

I have now mastered the thing lusty1 was trying to talk me thru a couple of months ago.

[Sally Smith]

I love having a headache.

[IowaMan]

99.9999999% of the Pixies men aren't rock hard at the thought of Sally Smith.

[Coaster]

No way that I'd spend time with sally OR lusty!

[Sally Smith]

I hate it when people compliment me...especially on my assets. ;)

[Coaster]

Well........................ I'M NOT LOOKING AT A COUPLE OF YOUR ASSETS NOW!!!!

Or ever!!!!!!!!!!!!

[lusty1]

I want to talk more to Sally about banking.

[IowaMan]

I can't stand the thought of being the meat in a lusty1/sally sandwich.

[lusty1]

I hate it when Sally stays so long! :)

[Coaster]

I don't think the above 3-some and I would ever have any fun!

[kenadenee]

I hate women wearing scantily clad clothing and dancing around me in provocative ways.

[Sally Smith]

I despise Lingerie or anything that shows cleavage

[Coaster]

Sally how did you know? So do I!!!!!!!!!!

[lusty1]

The thought of Coaster, Sally and I in a room together just makes me sick!

[kenadenee]

Women bumping and grinding against each other should be outlawed and banned.

[lusty1]

I would never have sex with outlaw bands!

[Sally Smith]

I'm an angel. :angel:

[lusty1]

Sally and I received our halos at the same ceremony. ;)

[Coaster]

I have no desire to cup her breasts!

[Sally Smith]

I never play with my own breasts.

[Coaster]

And you'd never let lusty play with them either i bet!

[Sally Smith]

My breasts are completely off limits. Not even patrick gets to play with them.

[Coaster]

I'd never even considered having sally's pillows to lay on or lusty's, dangling onto my lips!

[dicksbro]

Pillow talk like that ^^^^ doesn't make me think of sex.

[dicksbro]

I would never post to the same thread twice in a row.

[lusty1]

All of this "pillow talk" makes me nothing but tired!

[IowaMan]

I've never had lustful thoughts about lusty1.

[lusty1]

My parents named me lusty1 at birth, so it has NOtHING to do with my personality as an adult.

[dicksbro]

Our lawn has gotten pretty dry, so I sure hope it doesn't rain and spoil the brown look.

[Coaster]

It isn't the perfect Memorial Day weather here!

[lusty1]

I hate BBQing on holiday weekends.

[dicksbro]

I always sleep late

[Coaster]

We have sex every morning!

[jseal]

I am scheduled to work this weekend.

[IowaMan]

I'm feeling really well today.

[lusty1]

I hate visiting with IowaMan in the early morning hours.;)

[IowaMan]

I hate it when it's sunny and 75 degrees with a very slight breeze.

[lusty1]

I love it when the house is too hot to sleep.

[Coaster]

I never sleep nude!

[lusty1]

I haven't had a sexual thought all day! :angel: :D

[Coaster]

Yeah and I bet you never get juicy lusty!

[lusty1]

I am impossible to arouse in any way.

[Coaster]

Nothing you do will get me excited!

[lusty1]

I prefer a good game of hopscotch over making love.

[IowaMan]

I didn't get way more sleep than usual last night.

[dicksbro]

I don't have to start to get ready to go into Peoria in a little while.

[jseal]

Nasty weather today!