Lies! All lies!

[dicksbro]

It's so nice to see the people running for office ... they're always so good and honest and full of moral scruples.

[jseal]

I dislike music.

[dicksbro]

I hope it rains today.

[dicksbro]

I never post twice in a row on this thread.

[jseal]

I'm not posting this post

[dicksbro]

I didn't read the post you didn't post.

[jseal]

LOL!


I'm eagerly anticipating more of the ongoing presidential political jockeying.

[dicksbro]

I think I'm going to start smoking again.

[jseal]

I spent almost no time at all in the Games Section today.

[dicksbro]

I hardly ever log into Pixies ... let alone play the games. :shrug:

[jseal]

I much prefer the heat we had last week to the rain we've had the last couple of days.

[dicksbro]

I'll sure be glad when we get back into the 90's.

[jseal]

It doesn't look like it will be in that range tomorrow or the next day here.

[dicksbro]

My wife and I hate going to the movies.

[jseal]

I'm at work. :wink:

[dicksbro]

I am, too.

[dicksbro]

I have nothing at all to do today.

[jseal]

Neither do I.

[dicksbro]

I think I'll build a new addition on the house today using wood from the trees in our backyard.

[gekkogecko]

I think I'll invite a family of squirrels to move into my attic crawlspace.

[dicksbro]

I think I'll stay in bed today.

[jseal]

I'm eagerly anticipating weekend work this coming weekend.

[dicksbro]

I sure hate to think that I may be done having to trim limbs out of my trees because they were too near overhead wires. :(

[jseal]

I really enjoyed working all Sunday.

[dicksbro]

I love that I can get the leaves all cleaned up in my yard and by the next day, they're all back.

[jseal]

Weekend chores rock!

[dicksbro]

I love cool rainy weather.

[jseal]

I'll not be in the audience for this afternoon's performance. (http://www.bachinbaltimore.org/season/)

[dicksbro]

I tried to get a direct flight from Peoria to Baltimore but missed it by 2 minutes cuz' I wanted to hear the end of the Ravens game.

[jseal]

I eagerly await the joys of Winter.

[dicksbro]

Shoveling snow is the most fun when the temperatures drop to zero or less and the wind is blowing the snow into drifts.

[jseal]

I love automobile repair bills.

[dicksbro]

The wind in our area did not howl like a banshee last night.

[jseal]

I did not enjoy being off work the last 4 days.

[dicksbro]

I'm hoping one of these days to get a job that's all hard, manual, outside, winter work. Yep, that's what I hope. :)

[jseal]

I'm posting from work.

[dicksbro]

I don't like posting.

[jseal]

It's snowing in Baltimore!

[dicksbro]

We're getting cats and dogs here in the heartland. :yikes:

[jseal]

I'll go to bed before midnight tonight.

[dicksbro]

I almost never post in the wee hours of the morning.

[jseal]

My cats are not being pestiferous!

[dicksbro]

The heartland is almost always bathed in warm sunshine during the day and clear cool skies at night. :boink:

[FlirtWithMe]

I am not feeling horny at the moment. No, not one bit.

[PantyFanatic]

I didn't http://serve.mysmiley.net/adult/jackoff.gif (http://www.mysmiley.net/free-laughing-smileys.php) today.

[dicksbro]

I decided to take up hitchhiking as a way of reducing wear on my car.

[jseal]

I hope winter lasts another few months.

[dicksbro]

I can hardly wait for Christmas.

[jseal]

Baltimore City schools are well managed.

[FlirtWithMe]

I have not just eaten a large amount of chocolate while waiting for the dinner to cook :spin:

[dicksbro]

I hate changing my avatars.

[gekkogecko]

Animal dung makes excellent spackling for drywall repairs.

[dicksbro]

Bird poop is good for shining cars.

[jseal]

I haven't spent all day prepping for tomorrow!

[dicksbro]

I didn't get anything for my wife for Easter.

[jseal]

I don't miss dicksbro.

[dicksbro]

What do you call this place? I forget. :confused:

[jseal]

Yessiree! I'm ready to go to work today.

[dicksbro]

I'm sure glad I have nothing to do Tuesday.

[jseal]

It's been so dry here lately; Baltimore needs more rain.

[dicksbro]

It's fun getting to have some significant service done on our Crown Vic. :)


:(

[jseal]

Pretty soon we'll enjoy World Peace.

[dicksbro]

California is going to divide into 2 states while Texas is going to merge with Alaska.

[PantyFanatic]

http://serve.mysmiley.net/characters/character0091.gif (http://www.mysmiley.net)
(California will soon divide into two states may NOT be a lie)

[dicksbro]

^^^^ There were plans for that before WWII ... but the war stopped progress on that effort. (That's not a lie)

The country may divide into two before this election is over. :(

[jseal]

^^^ Alas, one of the unintended consequences of Social Media


Dearsweet works in the construction industry.

[dicksbro]

Here in the heartland we're all looking forward to the New Madrid fault line to give us a powerful earthquake any day now.

[mercifulangel]

west Virginia has no financial difficulties

[dicksbro]

I understand there's a new plan for "coal country" to put all the unburnt coal back into the ground. :shrug:

[jseal]

I've been an active poster for the last few days.

[dicksbro]

I hardly ever log into Pixies and when I do, I try to avoid posting.

[PantyFanatic]

I'm sad to see the longer days.

[dicksbro]

I'm sure looking for more sub-freezing days.

[jseal]

I'm posting from work.

[dicksbro]

I'm going to wash my car this morning so it'll rain this afternoon.

[jseal]

I expect World Peace to start any day now.

[dicksbro]

I understand Switzerland is thinking of building itself a nuclear stockpile.

[jseal]

Our cats don't shed over everything.

[dicksbro]

The state is planning on building and 8-lane bypass around our town our 17,000.

[jseal]

I love doing weekend chores.

[dicksbro]

I think going back from Indiana to Illinois, I'm going to try and sail east and see if I can discover a new route to take.

[jseal]

^^^ That sounds reasonable ^^^

[dicksbro]

Kamchatka was the toughest part of the journey east. Not many roads and lots of active volcanos. Nice thing about volcanos, I was able to get a tan (actually it was a bit red) easily. :shrug:

[jseal]

Weekend work is fun!

[dicksbro]

I agree. I think mowing the grass when it's in the 90's is a real treat that I would hate to miss.

[jseal]

I'm not posting at Pixies.

[dicksbro]

And I'm not reading the posts you're not making. :)

[jseal]

I enjoyed flying for 14 hours on Friday.

[dicksbro]

The snow is expected to continue here until this afternoon.

[gekkogecko]

I'm divorcing the mammal I married, and moving to the West Coast with friends of mine, so I can buy and run a squirrel farm.

[dicksbro]

For the fourth, our little town shot off 1776 bottle rockets. Looked like a bug-zapper going after fireflies. :boink:

[jseal]

I was disappointed with the excellent repair the technician performed.

[dicksbro]

It's amazing how the lightning and thunder are choreographed to music on the TV. :boink:

[jseal]

The forecast calls for snow in the Baltimore - Washington area.

[dicksbro]

Well, you're lucky. They're predicting it'll rain cats and dogs here. No doubt that'll form lots of poodles for us to dodge when we go out. :rolleyes:

[jseal]

It's very noisy outside.

[dicksbro]

I know what you mean. Almost 12:30AM and all the garage sales are going full tilt. :yikes:

[dicksbro]

It's been 10 days since the last post and those garage sales still haven't closed. :yikes:

[gekkogecko]

I am so looking forward to the start of the 2016 Presidential campaign. The election is close, I wonder when people will actually get around to declaring candidacy?

[dicksbro]

I think someone did ... but I just can't remember who. Oh well, I'm probably mistaken. :shrug:

[jseal]

I'm enjoy Rap music.

[dicksbro]

I'm rather talented at RAP music. I play the recorder in 4-4 time.

[jseal]

The baseball season is too short.

[dicksbro]

I wish jump roping would become an Olympic sport.

[jseal]

I'm giving up Classical Music for Rap.

[dicksbro]

I think NASA ought to skip all these trips to Mars and go directly for Pluto as the place for men to travel next. (Do you think they could send politicians so that any loss of life wouldn't hurt anything? :shrug:)

[jseal]

I really, really want to go to work today!

[gekkogecko]

Oh, so do I.

[dicksbro]

Darn, it's so frustrating having another day off. :(

[jseal]

I'm ready for another political campaign! :thumbs:

[dicksbro]

I like the part where we get all these requests for money from millionaires who want to start looting the government piggy banks for their own benefit.

[jseal]

I'm not taking Christmas vacation this year.

[dicksbro]

I guess it's about time to get my greens out for St. Paddy's Day. :irish:

[jseal]

The World Wide Web wont last much longer.

[dicksbro]

I understand that the world has decided to rid all weapons from the planet to promote more fistfights and scratching.

[jseal]

^^^ That ^^^ will result in many more deaths!

[dicksbro]

I think we're all going swimming today. It's only -3F right now. A brisk swim might feel good. :yikes:

[gekkogecko]

Yeah, I"m always up for a polar bear swim!

[dicksbro]

5F and 2AM ... I think I'll go out for a jog around the block in my new jogging shorts.

[jseal]

I just returned from my morning run.

[dicksbro]

I understand Lilith was just confirmed as our new Secretary of Sex in the new Department of Conjugal Bliss. :boink:

[jseal]

I think the World Wide Web is just a passing fad.

[dicksbro]

The sky is falling.

[jseal]

The last few days have been calm and relaxing here.

[dicksbro]

With the snow and low temperatures, this looks like a good day for a picnic in the park.

[jseal]

I'm posting from work

[dicksbro]

Don't turn around ... I'm right behind you.

[jseal]

(turning around) Yes, I see!

[dicksbro]

An SR-71 Blackbird flew into Peoria and gave free rides to everyone. :)

[jseal]

I won the Powerball Lottery!

[dicksbro]

YOU TOO! :yikes:

[jseal]

I miss the cold weather.

[dicksbro]

I understand they're making a new science fiction movie starring Abbott and Costello. It's called "Matter meets Doesn't Matter." I hear it'll be quite an explosive film.

[jseal]

I'm napping.

[dicksbro]

Russia just announced it's giving up all it's military in the interest of peace.

[jseal]

^^^ LOL! ^^^ I must be dreaming!

[dicksbro]

You weren't ... it REALLY ( :confused: ) happened.






Notice how I got to play that one for two posts. :D

[jseal]

Good one! :thumb:


I'm hoping for some unpaid overtime today.

[PantyFanatic]

He ^^^ has a very unattractive secretary. ;)

[dicksbro]

The sky is falling! The sky is falling!

[jseal]

What? Again?

[dicksbro]

... and the ground is rising! :yikes:

[jseal]

Baltimore is on the West Coast of the USA.

[dicksbro]

A volcano erupting under the Pacific seems to suggest the building of a land bridge from Haweii to Seattle over the next thirty years.

[jseal]

The world is such a peaceful place.

[dicksbro]

I understand the world is soon to be covered by an ice sheet up to a mile thick. Think of all the opportunities we'll have to go ice skating. :)

[jseal]

... Think of all the opportunities we'll have to go ice skating. :)
You're such a pessimist!

[dicksbro]

I sure love listening to the news. It's ALWAYS so upbeat, inspiring and encouraging.

[jseal]

I miss winter!

[dicksbro]

I sure wish gas prices could go back up to $4/gal or more.

[jseal]

Forecast to be around 91F, it's shaping up to be a nice, cool Spring Day.

[dicksbro]

I think we're suppose to climb to 147F. They suggest we wear light colored clothing. :shrug:

[rabbit]

Donald Trump is giving up Twitter. :rofl:

[jseal]

Our taxes are much too low.

[dicksbro]

Politicians never seem to care much about money or privileges for themselves, only what they can do for the average citizen to help make their lives more rewarding.

[jseal]

The current House Minority Leader and my daughter did not attend the same High School. :eek:

[dicksbro]

I'm thinking of running for office promising to do nothing unless it raises my income level significantly.

[jseal]

The neighborhood ice runk opens today!

[PantyFanatic]

I'm thinking of running for office promising to do nothing unless it raises my income level significantly.
OMG DB is a true politician at heart :faint:

[dicksbro]

A chicken in ^^^^ HIS ^^^^ pot.

[jseal]

I've completed all my weekend chores!

[dicksbro]

I'm so far ahead, I'm trying to think of next month's chores so I can get them done today.

[jseal]

The Orioles lost to the Astros yesterday.

[dicksbro]

When it quits snowing, I guess I'll have to shovel my driveway.

[dicksbro]

Can't believe my pickup truck narrowly missed running into a wall with green letters spelling DICKSBRO.

[dicksbro]

I think it ^^^^ fell out of my ... pocket ... er ... oops, where's my pocket?

I think I dropped it when I turned at Jonson's place. :shrug:

[jseal]

The weather's been bone dry her for the last day or so.

[jseal]

My cats never walk across the computer keyboard.

[dicksbro]

I have a trained mouse that actually does my posting for me. Clever little rascal.

[jseal]

Presidential elections are never interesting.

[dicksbro]

We usually each lunch before we go to bed ... then have breakfast at noon and supper first thing in the morning.

[jseal]

I'll never post here again.

[dicksbro]

I always close my eyes when I'm posting so I can be surprised by what I shared. :)

[jseal]

I'm done with Spring! Bring on the hot Summer.

[dicksbro]

Weather men/women who can't get good predictions that come true should get their pay reduced. :spin:

[jseal]

The weekend is too long!

[dicksbro]

I just invented an "anti-bird poop protector" for my car.