Lies! All lies!

[dicksbro]

I don't think I'll post any more this week.

[kleclere]

I have so much to do tonight.

[Pita]

I haven't been on Pixies for ages because I was abducted by hot, sexy alien men and forced to be their sexual plaything.



I wore them out so they let me go. :cabbagep:

[Coaster]

I haven't been on Pixies for ages because I was abducted by hot, sexy alien men and forced to be their sexual plaything.



I wore them out so they let me go. :cabbagep:


I am an alien man............

And yes.......... I'd let her go!

Ha!

[dicksbro]

I'm sure glad I get to fast this morning for a bloodtest.

It was either that or quickly dart across the county line so I could be an alien. :slurp:

[kleclere]

I wouldn't want to be an alien.

[Pita]

Thinking about deep alien probing has NO affect on me or my body parts.

[dicksbro]

I found it's easier doing my daily walk riding a motorized vehicle. :)

[kleclere]

I found not doing walking very healthy.

[Pita]

I really wish I didn't have the next two days off from work.

[dicksbro]

I'll sure hate not seeing all the political ads on TV after today.

[WildIrish]

My favorite part about the cold weather is that it makes my penis look HUGE!

[kleclere]

I enjoy this time of year with all the ads.

[Coaster]

I'm not the least bit bothered that I missed a visit here with Tess!

[kleclere]

Can always get enough of Tess.

[jseal]

I'm all caught up on my weekend chores. :(

[Pita]

I sure wish Coaster would stop lusting after me. :spank:

[Coaster]

I hate when Tess is on top of me! :spank:

[dicksbro]

Myself, I'm never interested in that naughty ol' sex stuff. :angel:

[Coaster]

I hate vacations!

[Pita]

I've decided to give up my super model job and become a deep sea fisherwoman.

[dicksbro]

I've sold my car so I can by a deep sea fishing boat. :)

[Pita]

I caught a whale by his tail and will now become an Eskimo.

[gekkogecko]

I've been enjoying the immense amount of time I've had to myself that past month or so.

[Pita]

I hate thinking about all the remodeling I hope to do in my new house someday.

[dicksbro]

I wish we weren't going to have one of those ol' traditional turkey dinners today. :(

[Pita]

There really is no worse feeling then being stuffed on stuffing.

[Coaster]

I love long road trips

[dicksbro]

I love really crowded streets with lots of delays and honking.

[Coaster]

I love short nights of sleep

[dicksbro]

I hope we have a very long, cold and snowy winter.

[kleclere]

I just enjoy all the crowds on Black Friday.

[Coaster]

I was right in there shopping and punching on Black Friday!

[Pita]

I'm not playing on my iPad during working hours.

[kleclere]

I enjoy tiptoeing through the tulips.

[dicksbro]

I sure wish days were longer and I was doing some heavy lifting and back breaking work for charity.

[kleclere]

I can't wait for the snow to fly.

[jseal]

Today was a great day!

[dicksbro]

I didn't sleep well at all last night.

[kleclere]

I love construction by the apartment.

[dicksbro]

I sure wish I had some more bills.

[Pita]

Wow this day has flown by with lots of productive activity.

[dicksbro]

I love waking up after only 3 hours sleep.

[Pita]

I'm so happy the guys at work have their radio so I can join in on listening to their static filled football game. Go Dawgs!!

[dicksbro]

I heard that scientists have confessed, all the pictures from space were faked ... the world really is flat. :yikes:

[kleclere]

I love not getting texts.

[jseal]

I haven't had sex this weekend. :D

[Pita]

I did have sex this weekend. :D

[dicksbro]

I love watching stars at night and so I'm building a large observatory in my back yard.

[kleclere]

I didn't enjoy seeing my new grandson yesterday.

[dicksbro]

I never try to imagine what's under the clothes an attractive lady is wearing.

[kleclere]

I never look at nipples sticking out.

[dicksbro]

I know what you mean ... I never notice cameltoes.

[Pita]

I would like to live in the desert and ride a camel.

[kleclere]

I can't wait for the snow to fly.

[dicksbro]

I'm looking forward to our first blizzard of the season. :boink:

[kleclere]

Can't also wait for that blizzard.

[dicksbro]

I sure hope our street cracks and buckles.

[Pita]

I think later today I will go to the mall and sit on Santa's lap and ask if I can see his North pole. :brows:

[kleclere]

Going to the mall for more presents.

[Pita]

I hate that after glow feeling I get after being totally and completely fucked. Ya know what I mean?

[dicksbro]

Not exactly, but I do know that I hate that night after night it's always SEX, SEX, SEX.

[gekkogecko]

I've been planning for the world to actually end tomorrow.

[dicksbro]

I'm so glad the world is ending BEFORE we have to pay taxes. :D

[Pita]

Sure wish I was stuck in some holiday traffic

[dicksbro]

I love it when people pull out from a side street right in front of you and then slow down. :(

[Pita]

I'm sure happy that my co-workers got such a good laugh from my mistake.

[Coaster]

Sure I want to go out tonight!

[pinkFlames]

Gee it's cold today.

[dicksbro]

^^^^ That's too bad ... it's really hot here. Even the snow is melting.

[kleclere]

Hate feeling that after glow too.

[Pita]

Have no interest whatsoever in opening my presents this year so think I'll just wait until next Christmas to see what he got me.

[dicksbro]

I guess I'd better start thinking about what to buy for this Christmas. :spin:

[pinkFlames]

That was a great Easter breakfast this morning!

[gigi]

I didn't just get the most perfect present from the man I love. :love:

[Pita]

I absolutly can't relate to Gigi's post

[Coaster]

I had a terrible day.........

[dicksbro]

I love sour milk

[Coaster]

Sex disgusts me!

[dicksbro]

I only buy winning lottery tickets.

[pinkFlames]

I did not have two beloved pets die in the last two months.

[Coaster]

I don't feel bad for pinkflames....

[dicksbro]

My heart doesn't go out to pinkFlames either. :(

[Fangtasia]

I do not have any obsessions at all

[pinkFlames]

Dicksbro and Coaster are two of the most heartless people on Earth.

[Pita]

I just got back from streaking naked through my neighborhood.

[Coaster]

I just got back from streaking naked through my neighborhood.

OMG!!!!! So glad I didn't see THAT! :wish:

[dicksbro]

I keep a set of lawnchairs set up just in case one of our Pixie ladies comes streaking by.

[pinkFlames]

I keep a set of lawnchairs set up just in case one of our Pixie ladies comes streaking by.
Get your binoculars ready, cause I'm heading your way right this minute.

[dicksbro]

Okay ... popcorn's ready; binocular's all set; street light turned up to "max" lighting! Yep, all ready. :slurp:

[Coaster]

I'm frozen stiff!

[kleclere]

I'm not enjoying this day off at all.

[Pita]

My husband didn't like catching me in the kitchen with nothing on but a pair of pink panties and white socks.

[Coaster]

NOT a mental picture I like Pita!!! :D

[dicksbro]

My husband didn't like catching me in the kitchen with nothing on but a pair of pink panties and white socks.
Do you think he was concerned you were overdressed?

[Pita]

Pixie men are sooooooooooo boring and undersexed.

[Coaster]

Pixie lasses are so uncomplinentary.

[Pita]

I get no enjoyment from seeing one of Coaster's posts.

[Coaster]

Seeing Pita here is such a turnoff!

[Pita]

^^^^^^^^He makes me yawn!

[Fangtasia]

I detest this place

[Pita]

There is nothing more disgusting then being flirted with by Pixie man.

[WildIrish]

I wouldn't know. :eek:

[Pita]

Money making days at work make me want to quit my job and open a lemonade stand in my front yard.

[Coaster]

I have no desire to :licker: anymore!

[dicksbro]

This year, I'm going to go backwards on the calendar ... so I'm starting with today as being December 31, 2013. :)

[Coaster]

I want to go outside in this cold!

[dicksbro]

I'm hoping we skip over spring this year and go directly from bitter cold to blistery hot.

[Pita]

I've decided to quit my job and become a pole dancer.

[Coaster]

I don't feel a cold coming on....

[dicksbro]

My nose isn't running.

[Pita]

I'm really not looking forward to having our neighbor over this evening.

[dicksbro]

With the Weather Channel predicting rain today, I think I'll try to stay outdoors and work on my winter tan.

[Pita]

Angry customers threatening to cancel their order is the stuff I live for.

[dicksbro]

To speed up my weight loss ... I've quit eating ...





:faint:

[Pita]

Having two days off from work is making me very, very sad. :(

[dicksbro]

The pressures of retirement are making me think about starting a new career ... maybe as an NFL player.

[Pita]

I was so thrilled to go to the dentist for my new crown only to be told that it has to be sent back and therefore I will need another appointment. Made my entire day!!!

[Coaster]

I'm ready for bed!

[dicksbro]

I slept really good.

[gekkogecko]

No breathing problems in the last week for me.

[dicksbro]

A really great friend didn't just find out he has some spots on the lung and liver and will need a biopsy done in the next few days. :(

[Pita]

I really feel no sympathy for what my fellow Pixies have to say.

[Coaster]

I'm feeling great!

[dicksbro]

I'm ready for some really cold winter weather.

[Pita]

I have been insanely productive today!

[dicksbro]

I'm going in to cash in my lottery ticket today and see how many millions I've won. When I bought the ticket, I asked the guy if he sold me the winner and he said, "Sure I did." That cinched it for me. :)

[Pita]

I really wish all my work days could be 11 hours long and that I could make no sales until the very last 10 minutes of my day. Yup that is what I wish for more than anything!! :nod:

[dicksbro]

I just wish I weren't retired, spending my mornings at coffee with friends, going for walks and generally taking things easy while so many of you have the fun and joy of getting up and heading into work!!

[Coaster]

I so enjoy being in a snowglobe!

[dicksbro]

This morning I have nothing to do, so, I'll probably have to stop and get ready in a little while.

[Pita]

I might just spend the rest of the day on my lunch break.

[dicksbro]

Sex just doesn't interest me anymore.

[Coaster]

I'm not tired!

[Pita]

I hate the days when I get to sleep late, drink coffee with my hubby, and lounge around the house doing nothing. It SUCKS!!!!!

[gekkogecko]

My housemate is in no way a hypocritical asshole.

[dicksbro]

I'm sure glad we're not having warm spring days yet.

[Coaster]

I miss shoveling snow!

[dicksbro]

I bet OF is excited knowing that it's nearly fall and only three months later, he'll enter the fun-filled winter season. :boink:

[jseal]

I hope this week is filled with last minute design changes and critical problems.

[dicksbro]

I heard on the news, they're canceling spring, summer and fall this year and going directly back to winter again.

The mole saw it's shadow and so there'll be six more months of snowfall. :shrug:

(And you know what they say ... "The Shadow Knows!")

[jseal]

I was not at all frustrated yesterday with the internet outage I enjoyed.

[dicksbro]

I'm sure glad Spring is here and the weather is turning colder with a chance of snow today. :rolleyes2

[Pita]

I'm bummed out that my store is closed tomorrow.

[Coaster]

I'm so thrilled that my store is open tomorrow!

[dicksbro]

I love all the maintenance that cars demand.

[Pita]

I like the feeling I get when I eat wayyyyyy to much of a good meal.

[dicksbro]

It was so good to see gasoline prices take a 28-cent per gallon jump yesterday. It's just too bad that the prices in Peoria went up even more than they did in our little town.

[Pita]

I really enjoyed how yesterday it was rainy and cold and I was off work and today it is warm and sunny and of course I have to work.

[dicksbro]

I love it when our feathered friends poop on my freshly washed car.

[Coaster]

I'm so happy to be awake at this hour!

[dicksbro]

I post and sleep at the same time.

[Pita]

I sure hope the air conditioner doesn't get fixed today and that I'm so busy working the sweat just rolls off me.

[gekkogecko]

I loathe the idea of getting sweaty with ^^^

[Anglosaxon]

So glad I'm still at office

[dicksbro]

I sure love how there is so much troubling with flooding after all the heavy rains yesterday and looking forward to more heavy rains today.

[jseal]

I didn’t fight with my wife last night.

[dicksbro]

I don't have some odds and ends of body work to do on my cars.

[Pita]

Seeing a fellow Pixie all taped up didn't give me a single twitch of arousal.

[dicksbro]

Arousal? Is that what I experience when I visit Pixies-Place?

[jseal]

I’ve got to shovel the snow off the pavement in front of my house.

[gekkogecko]

Isn't the Supreme Court's recent ruling on voting rights the best thing ever?

[dicksbro]

I sure hope we get some more rain ... some of the low spots are drying out. :(

[jseal]

I have had NO fun today!

[dicksbro]

I didn't just get up from a nap.

[Pita]

I am not wanting to strangle my boss right now!

[Coaster]

I'm staying up for a couple more hours!

[dicksbro]

I hate avatars.

[jseal]

I did not just return from Wal-Mart

[Pita]

This has been the most productive holiday weekend of my career in sales.

[Coaster]

I'm not staring at Pita's AV!!

I'm not drooling all over Pita's AV!

[dicksbro]

I'm not staring or drooling all over Pita's AV either! Neither is my right hand touching my private parts. :yikes:

[gekkogecko]

I wish it would not stop threatening to thunderstorm nearly every day here.

[Pita]

Coaster and DB never make me smile














:D

[dicksbro]

I for one always try to stay very serious in all my posts.

[jseal]

I believe you. :rolleyes:

[dicksbro]

I just know my $1 lottery ticket is going to win me millions!

[jseal]

I’m displeased my daughter has returned for a visit.

[dicksbro]

I'm glad our car doesn't need to be washed.

[jseal]

I was hoping my daughter’s visit could have been shortened by several days.

[dicksbro]

I walked twenty-five miles this morning.

[Pita]

I jogged 25 miles this morning. :D

[dicksbro]

I developed a teleportation device which lets me jog in place for 50 miles! :)

[Pita]

I am the fastest runner in the world!

[dicksbro]

I'm sure glad there always seems to be unexpected expenses popping up.

[jseal]

I’m all caught up with my weekend chores.

[dicksbro]

We didn't go see "Planes" yesterday at the movies.

[gekkogecko]

I'm considering cosmetic surgery...maybe having a pair of 16-lb bowling balls installed in my scrotum.

[BIBI]

I am moving to Iceland.

[dicksbro]

I hope it's next to the thermal vent I just purchased. :)

[Pita]

I wish I could see DB's, giant "bowling" balls.

[dicksbro]

I'm sure glad it's Friday.

[jseal]

I’m eagerly anticipating tomorrow’s visit to the dentist.

[dicksbro]

It's getting near 2AM, I think I'll go sit out in the back yard and play a quick game of croquet in the dark.

[Pita]

I hate my new porch swing.

[dicksbro]

Just imagining a porch swing gives me motion sickness. :eew:

[kleclere]

Figure it can get colder here.

[dicksbro]

Our city now pumps beer through the water pipes.

[kleclere]

Can't stand a festival right outside my window.

[dicksbro]

I hate pizza.

[BIBI]

I love washing dishes.... :wine:

[dicksbro]

Painting window trim is really fun!

[mercifulangel]

lizard tongue lacs talent

[dicksbro]

They're predicting snow for this morning. :yikes:

[BIBI]

I just bought a brand new car. :boobs:

[dicksbro]

I just broke the bank at our local casino! :)

[BIBI]

I just robbed a bank! :jester:

[dicksbro]

I just read about that in the latest edition of Perversion Excursion. :boink:

[BIBI]

I adore people who jump in line at the movies. :spin:

[kleclere]

I hate going to the movies.

[BIBI]

I just had wild sex with Johnny Depp.

[jseal]

Pittsburgh is built on a flat, dry plain.

[dicksbro]

I'm going to have to log off soon so I can catch my plane for Tahiti where I'm going to spend the day fishing off my yacht surrounded by a bevy of beautiful gals! :)

[jseal]

The weather here is crisp and clear.

[dicksbro]

We didn't have Mexican food for lunch.

[jseal]

I will be staying home this evening.

[dicksbro]

I'm looking forward to winter.

[BIBI]

I worked hard all day long.

[dicksbro]

I think I'll buy a old-fashion paddle wheel riverboat and call it "Da Belle of Pixieland"

[jseal]

The Orioles are in first place in the AL East!

[douginfla]

I had wild, passionate sex with Sandra Bullock and Gigi last night!

[dicksbro]

I can hardly wait to get our new Nudist Resort opened.

[douginfla]

I just hate hanging out at nudist resorts!

[dicksbro]

Is the place or the hangings? :spin:



:D

[douginfla]

It's all those lusicious boobs that scare me!

[dicksbro]

I'm sure glad that everyone's having so much fun in Syria and that we're thinking of joining the party. :yikes:

[Pita]

I was so happy to come back to work after my 9 days off.

[dicksbro]

We heard their business dropped off 75% or more while you were gone. :boink:

[jseal]

I’m not going to the Maryland Renfest later today.

[Fangtasia]

I really am not missing my buddy PF!!

[Coaster]

I'm soooo looking forward to work today! :ranting:

[BIBI]

I am so put off having my family for dinner.

[dicksbro]

I sure hate Sunday football.

[dicksbro]

It's terrible when your favorite team wins a game in football because it leaves you nothing to mourn about.

[jseal]

I just heard on the NEWS that Congress and the Administration have agreed to everything.

[dicksbro]

I heard that includes doing away with the constitution and forming a monarchy. :shrug:

[BIBI]

:cheerlead just cheering you all on, you bunch of liars!!! oops that is me too lol

[dicksbro]

I sure hated to see us get rain ... it's liable to spoil all the cracks that have formed in our yard. :(

[WildIrish]

My favorite phrase is "Dad...I need the credit card number". :rolleyes:

[dicksbro]

I sure wish we had all that snow they're getting up in Montana and the Dakota's.

[pinkFlames]

I've never been sick in my entire life.

[dicksbro]

I love heights.

[pinkFlames]

I love heights.

Me too!

[dicksbro]

I've started an all-prune diet. I call it the "Easy In-Easy Out Diet."




Oops, excuse me ... I've gotta go! :D

[dicksbro]

Now that I'm almost done painting it, I'm going to scrape all the paint off the window trim so that I can redo it.

[BIBI]

I am happy that I can't find my birth certificate...overjoyed to be more exact :p

[Alexia Stark]

I would play your game, but I do not lie to strangers.

[dicksbro]

Welcome to Pixies, Alexia Stark! Enjoy!

I know what you mean ... I wouldn't think of fibbing. :rolleyes2

:D

[jseal]

This has been a fun week.

[dicksbro]

I'm glad I didn't have a headache and sore shoulder last night.