Lies! All lies!

[Sharni]

I'm really not wanting the new car!

[dicksbro]

Shucks, and I'd just bought you one.

[Sharni]

I'll be over to get it tomorrow DB :D

[dicksbro]

Good! I can hold it for one day. :D

[Sharni]

I'll be sure to bring a tanker of vegemite with me :D:D

[dicksbro]

LOL ... I know PF wanted some more. :)

[Sharni]

I planned to leave the majority with PF...cause i know he just LOVES it soooooo much :D

[dicksbro]

Won't he be surprised! I'm sure his mouth is watering already! :D

[Sharni]

I am not laughing at that thought

[dicksbro]

:roflmao: I'm not either! :roflmao:

[Sharni]

I really do not have a permanant smirk on my face picturing his face

[PantyFanatic]

Oh Boy, Oh Boy! More Vegemite (http://www.lucinda.net/bill/vegemite/) :nana:
Just what I was looking for and in the nick of time. I'm down to licling the jar .....





















:eew: NUP!
I can't do it :banghead:
Can't get THOSE words out even for THIS thread.

:faint:

[jseal]

Hazy, hot, and humid did not return with a vengeance today.

[Sharni]

I am not laughing at PF, honest! :sad: :sad:

[grl2naughty]

I'm not enjoying the cool weather we are having tonight.

[dicksbro]

I'm sure not going to enjoy Peoria's Irish-American festival (Erin Feis) this morning.

[IowaMan]

I'm absolutely positive that DB didn't have a good time today.

[dicksbro]

It was miserable, IowaMan. :irish:

[jseal]

I am SO pleased to have the weekend behind me!

[IowaMan]

In high school I was the pole vaulter for the track team and I used my penis as the pole.

[grl2naughty]

I wasn't called a vaulter a time or two before. :rofl:

[IowaMan]

I'm building a garage out of solid gold.

[grl2naughty]

I won the lottery but haven't told a soul.

[IowaMan]

Grl2naughty has hired me to be her sex slave.

[grl2naughty]

:brows: :nod:

[IowaMan]

I'd absolutely hate to be her sex slave though! YUCK!!!!!

[grl2naughty]

I know I couldn't handle little IowaMan, at all!!!

[IowaMan]

I'm pretty happy I'm not there with grl2naughty right now.

[WildIrish]

I'm considering taking up an additional cause to help occupy all of this free time I seem to have lately.

[jseal]

I wish I had more chores.

[dicksbro]

I don't think that we're going into Peoria tomorrow to go on board LST 325 which is a restored WWII ship that's visiing Peoria this week and will stop at a town north of us called "Henry" on labor day. I think it's the only functioning LST left (in this country anyway).

[jseal]

Office politics are fun.

[grl2naughty]

I am not going to pleasure my husband at all tonight. :)

[IowaMan]

I'm going to be getting lots of pleasure tonight.

[grl2naughty]

I wouldn't want to watch that ^^^ at all.

[IowaMan]

I'm sure she would just love to see my one-man act.

[grl2naughty]

I don't think I would like to see that one man act at all. :hot:

[WildIrish]

I woke up with my back feeling fine today. Not sore at all! And I'm sure I won't be using my massage chair half the night tonight.

[IowaMan]

I don't have a kitty sitter lined up just in case they decide I need to be admitted to the hospital this afternoon when I see my lung specialist.

[WildIrish]

I run a "Pussy Watching" business in my spare time. :D

[grl2naughty]

I don't wish I lived a little closer so I could take care of Lou in case that does happen. :D

[Steph]

I wish my dog shed just a wee bit more.

[IowaMan]

I'm just taking a break to rehydrate before heading back into the bedroom to make love to a beautiful woman.

[dicksbro]

We didn't have any fun touring the LST in Peoria yesterday.

[jseal]

I did not skip breakfast this morning.

[grl2naughty]

I hate the thought of sex.

[IowaMan]

I love the fact that I haven't had sex for a long time.

[kleclere]

Love love the same fact as above.^^^^^^

[lusty1]

I love doing the "end of Summer" close-up chores on the house.

[dicksbro]

We did not just get done last night re-watching all three Lord of the Rings movies.

[IowaMan]

IowaMan is just my secret identity, I am really a superhero named Baldy Man!

[dicksbro]

I'm so wide awake, I feel like singing.

[jseal]

I wish I did not have Monday off.

[Coaster]

I'm so focused today!

[dicksbro]

I'm glad my stomach is hurting.

[jseal]

I am indifferent to dicksbro’s distress. :(

[dicksbro]

I believe everything I read in this thread! :boink:

[Coaster]

I hate so many sunny days in a row!

[Doomsday]

I'm completely and 100% normal.

[dicksbro]

I'm glad the holiday weekend is over.

[grl2naughty]

I just love this hot day and beg for more day's like it.

[Coaster]

Not tired at all!

[dicksbro]

I'm typing this in my sleep.

[IowaMan]

I didn't dream about someone very special to me last night.

[dicksbro]

I'm glad I didn't get my front lawn mowed today.

[jseal]

The weather has not returned to hazy, hot, and humid.

[dicksbro]

I don't need to get ready to go out in an hour.

[jseal]

I have completed all my weekend chores.

[dicksbro]

I think I'm going to become a monk.

[IowaMan]

I'm not getting ready to head out to watch football with my best friend's dad in a little bit.

[Salacious]

I'm now appearing twice weekly and three times on Saturday in a special show as Lilly Summers.

[dicksbro]

I've started cutting my lawn using scissors

[jseal]

I slept well last night.

[dicksbro]

I'm not looking forward to taking a walk in the park this morning.

[IowaMan]

It doesn't feel a little bit chilly here in the house this morning.

[dicksbro]

At 49F, it's downright hot here.

[IowaMan]

The 36F temp when I woke up this morning felt downright tropical.

[jseal]

I was disappointed to be able to turn off the A/Cs and open the widows this morning.

[dicksbro]

I'm hoping we get an early snow with lots of accumulation!

[IowaMan]

Today I am planning on filling my car with gas, while naked.

[grl2naughty]

I am not picturing that ^^^ sight at all. :)

[jseal]

I hope that the weather turns humid.

[dicksbro]

I'm going to plan winter watermelons this year in my garden.

[grl2naughty]

I am not going to a surprise birthday party this weekend.

[IowaMan]

I'm really hoping the Cubs don't win it all this season.

[jseal]

I am not hungry!

[dicksbro]

I don't have to get dressed for the parade this morning, I'm going naked.

[jseal]

Life sure is hectic now that the children have returned to school.

[dicksbro]

I don't have anything to do today.

[jseal]

I was eager to return to work this morning.

[dicksbro]

The sun is shining brightly already! (And it's only 2:30 AM)

[jseal]

I did not sleep well last night.

[dicksbro]

I'm not getting hungry.

[jseal]

I think I will take the rest of the week off.

[IowaMan]

I'm so much more happy when the Cubs lose than when they win.

[jseal]

The Orioles will win their division this year!

[IowaMan]

The very mild freeze we had last weekend killed off all of the mosquitoes.

[Pita]

I have no interest in doing well in school this quarter and could care less about my silly ole GPA. :)

[grl2naughty]

I just hate the fact that my daughter's mid term grades were pretty damn good.

[IowaMan]

I was really hoping that both Tess and Lil2naughty would flunk out. :p

[grl2naughty]

I just hate the idea that my daughter was called Lil2naughty. :D LMAO

[IowaMan]

I think the fleas are bothing my cat more than they are bothering me.

[IowaMan]

My cat seems to love that I put a bit of garlic in his dinner.

[dicksbro]

Our little female cat didn't make her "grandpa" glad yesterday when she twice came up onto my lap and curled up there to visit with me.

[IowaMan]

I'm glad the Cubs aren't playing their first playoff game until 9pm tomorrow night, I didn't really want to watch them today anyway.

[dicksbro]

I knew IowaMan didn't really care about the Cubbies.

[IowaMan]

I'm absolutely crushed that the Cubs game is on TV tonight and I'll have to watch it.

[dicksbro]

I'm sure hoping today doesn't go well.

[jseal]

I did not enjoy visiting with family this weekend.

[dicksbro]

We're not planning on getting out for a bit of a walk this morning.

[IowaMan]

I'm overjoyed that the Cubs got swept out of the playoffs.

[dicksbro]

I'm hoping the Cubs will make IM happy and won't be back next year.

[IowaMan]

I'm really glad I got to turn on the furnace last night.

[dicksbro]

I love this colder weather we're getting.

[Coaster]

I loath the couple arriving shortly to spend 4 days with us!

[dicksbro]

I never post right after Coaster.

[jseal]

I enjoy driving for ten hours.

[Coaster]

I had a crappy weekend

[dicksbro]

I don't have anything to do today.

[gekkogecko]

I refuse to be at all cynical about anything!

[dicksbro]

My son didn't just buy a copy of "The Transformers" for my wife and I.

[IowaMan]

It's not absolutely hilarious to watch my kitty chase around the little red dot of light from the laser pointer.

[dicksbro]

Our cat, Jasmine, didn't lay on the floor beside me last night as I slept.

[jseal]

Dearsweet & I will not be attending the Renaissance Festival tomorrow.

[dicksbro]

I'm getting deluged by calls from super models wanting to be my personal home care nurses.

[IowaMan]

I'm not still concerned about my parents being out in the Los Angeles area.

[jseal]

I will not be attending a concert this evening.

[IM1469]

I'm on Paris Hilton's speed dial

[IowaMan]

I'm feeling very well today.

[gekkogecko]

I'm in the mood for nothign but vanilla sex.

[dicksbro]

Ah ... the pain has stopped.

[IM1469]

I'm in charge of the guest list for the New Years Eve party at the Playboy mansion.

[Fangtasia]

Me and Orli are gonna shag like bunnies :D

[dicksbro]

I'm in charge of the guest list for the New Years Eve party at the Playboy mansion.

I'm in charge of interviewing the bunnies. :slurp:

[IowaMan]

I'm going to a tailgate party this afternoon with a bunch of girls who have been living in trees for the past year or so.

[dicksbro]

I think today I'm going to learn how to balance concrete blocks on my tummy.





:tear: That hurts even as a lie. :(

[IowaMan]

I'm really one of the Hardy Boys.

[dicksbro]

Batman is my secret identity.

[jseal]

I need more housework.

[dicksbro]

I think I'm going to become a hermit.

[jseal]

I love the stress I get at work.

[dicksbro]

I don't think I'll bother exercising this morning.

[jseal]

I dislike Dawn.

[IowaMan]

I do a great impersonation of Tony Orlando.



Get it? Dawn....... Tony Orlando? :roflmao:

Ok, so I'm easily amused. :D

[osuche]

I want more work and stress in my life, and less sex. I have way too much sex

[dicksbro]

I think my daily exercises would be more successful if I napped through them.

[osuche]

Yeah, I hate napping too ;) :D

[dicksbro]

I'm glad I don't have any leaves to get raked.

[osuche]

I hope I have a shitty interview today

[dicksbro]

Well, osuche, you know we won't be wishing you luck.

[osuche]

I want to stay in my current job forever

[IowaMan]

I hope I never have sex again.

[Rhiannon]

i don't want to get results from the tests

[IowaMan]

I don't wish my surgerical procedure was tomorrow.

[Rhiannon]

i don't want to be there to hold your hand

[dicksbro]

I'm sure not praying that all goes well for IowaMan!

[jseal]

The rain is not streaming down the windows.

[IowaMan]

I'm collecting the fur that my kitty sheds and am making a toupee for myself out of it.

[dicksbro]

I'm not going to see my surgeon today.

[IowaMan]

I saw Barry Bonds take steroids.

[dicksbro]

I was watching you watching Barry.

[IowaMan]

I am a sex God!!!

[dicksbro]

I'm thinking of trying out for the next summer Olympics.

[jseal]

I was unhappy to see my son arrive home for Thanksgiving.

[dicksbro]

I'm not looking forward to Thanksgiving at our daughter's home.

[Fangtasia]

I really hate the internet

[dicksbro]

I wish more politicians would start filling the airways with ads.

[jseal]

I enjoy the "music" my son plays.

[dicksbro]

I don't think I'll try to do my morning walk today.

[jseal]

I hope this headache lasts all day.

[IowaMan]

I saved a ton on my car insurance today.

[dicksbro]

I'm hoping my new Ferrari arrives today.

[IowaMan]

I'm going to deep fry a football instead of a turkey on Thursday. You'd be absolutely amazed at how tasty football gravy is if you use just the right amount of spices! :slurp:

[dicksbro]

I'm becoming a celibate.

[IowaMan]

I write the songs that make the whole world sing. I write the songs of love and special things. I write the songs that make the young girls cry. I write the songs, I write the songs.

[dicksbro]

I invented Love Potion #9

[IowaMan]

Lou, my furball of a kitty, absolutely HATES ham.

And it appears as though he's not very fond of turkey either.

[dicksbro]

I wasn't happy to see the Colts win last night.

[jseal]

My children are not out shopping today.

[dicksbro]

We're going to wait until January to celebrate Christmas.

[jseal]

Three year olds are quiet and reserved.

[dicksbro]

Winter is the perfect time to use our chaise lounge in the backyard to sunbathe.

[IowaMan]

I wish Hillary would divorce Bill so I could have a chance at her.

[jseal]

I dislike reading.

[dicksbro]

I think I'll be able to sunbathe aand go swimming tomorrow?

[IowaMan]

Today I dressed up as Willy Wonka and stood on the corner inviting people to come inside my candy factory.

[dicksbro]

I had a golden ticket but I forgot how to drive. :(

[jseal]

I did not skip lunch. :(

[dicksbro]

I don't have to run out this afternoon.

[jseal]

My cats are not chasing each other around the house.

[dicksbro]

It's not time for sleeping. :(

[IowaMan]

I can't wait for the roads around here to be covered with snow and ice.

[dicksbro]

It should be fun spinning the car around in your driveway without starting the engine. :)

[IowaMan]

I sure hope this ice storm knocks out our electricity for about a week or so.



(Probably shouldn't even joke about that huh?) :yikes:

[dicksbro]

We're lucky ... it suddenly turned sunny and into the mid-70's. There's talk of reopening the community ppols.

[IowaMan]

I didn't slip and take a nice hard fall right onto my butt when I was coming back inside a few minutes ago. And nope it doesn't still hurt.

[dicksbro]

We wrap ourselves in bubblewrap whenever we go out. Not only does it protect us if we fall, but the pop-pop-pop of the bubbles summons help.

[Pita]

I'm hate Christmas shopping

[IowaMan]

I don't just want to give Tess a huge hug and a peck on the cheek.

[Pita]

^^^Good, cause I'm sure you have cooties! :eek:

[IowaMan]

Cooties are just part of what I have to offer a lady, I've got the whole package! :D

[dicksbro]

You're lucky, with my "Mr. Universe" physique I struggle to get any notice.

[jseal]

I did not enjoy getting our Christmas tree this weekend.

[dicksbro]

I'm thinking of taking ours down.

[Pita]

I'm VERY upset that this is my last week of classes before getting almost a month off to lie around and do nothing but make love and watch soap operas.

[dicksbro]

I'm thinking I'll mis-label all the wrapped Christmas gifts so everyone gets unusual gifts.

[jseal]

Dang! I am very much not envious of TinglingTess' schedule!

[IowaMan]

I wish Tess would hurry up and change that disgusting avatar of hers and put one up of something sexy!

[dicksbro]

You mean change ... RIGHT HERE IN FRONT OF US? I would have to close my eyes!

[jseal]

The temperature rose overnight.

[dicksbro]

I think spring is starting already.

[IowaMan]

I wouldn't love to be cuddling up in front of a fire with a beautiful lady right now.

[dicksbro]

I love it when you're all set to leave for someplace ... then suddenly get a call from mother nature that delays you.

[IowaMan]

I had breakfast with Bigfoot and the Abominable Snowman today. They went through 50 dozen eggs and 60 pounds of bacon. Funny, they didn't care for toast. :shrug:

[dicksbro]

I think tomorrow I'm going to start a new life in the circus.

[Fangtasia]

I really hate having pets

[dicksbro]

I love it when our boys get loud late at night and wake me.

[jseal]

We do not have nicknames for our children.

[IowaMan]

When I was born, I was made completely of gingerbread.

[Rhiannon]

when i was born i was born a male

[dicksbro]

I'm thinking of getting everyone a lump of coal for Christmas.

[IowaMan]

I'm going Christmas shopping with Foghorn Leghorn tomorrow.

[leftonthird]

I love to fly.

[dicksbro]

I sure love winter's ice and sleet.

[IowaMan]

I have my an arrow shaved into the hair on my chest and stomach that points towards my crotch.

[dicksbro]

I usually wear my shirt backwards so I can remember my last stay at the hospital.

[IowaMan]

I hope I blow out another tire tomorrow when there's more snow, ice and cold to deal with than there was tonight.

[dicksbro]

I love to see the icy conditions.

[jseal]

My Christmas schedule is never hectic.

[IowaMan]

It was 85 degrees and sunny today at my house but it was freezing rain across the street at my neighbor's place.

[hydeaspire]

Posting naked pictures of myself does not turn me on at all!!!!!!

[dicksbro]

Your pictures, hydeaspire, don't turn us on, either. Now, where's the Kleenex? :)

[jseal]

I do not have an upset stomach! :(

[IowaMan]

I'm pretty happy that I had a tire blow out on me the other night while I was driving.

[dicksbro]

I think my next tires will be out of solid rubber.

[jseal]

Global Warming is just in the minds of scaremongers.

[IowaMan]

I'm going to put a piece of mistletoe in my belt buckle and walk around the neighborhood looking for kisses this afternoon.

[dicksbro]

I love funerals, they're so festive.

[IowaMan]

Tonight I'm having a threesome with Mr. & Mrs. Abominable Snowman.

[dicksbro]

I'm sure glad for the heat wave we're having.

[IowaMan]

The Swedish Bikini Team is coming to my house today and then we are heading over to DB's place to take him out to lunch.

[dicksbro]

JAG tänka JAG kunde få mycket hungrig har dem för lunch.

I don't think I could get very hungry having them for lunch.



Utom, JAG skulle försök.
But, I would try. :)

[jseal]

^^^ That's all Greek to me. ^^

[IowaMan]

My kitten doesn't get a kick out of sitting in my lap and watching videos on YouTube.

[dicksbro]

Did you hear? The Supreme Court yesterday ruled that the IRS ihas been taxing us illegally and all Federal Income Taxes will cease as of January 1st. :)

[jseal]

Yes. I had heard that. I was saddened to learn that I would no longer need to shovel a substantial fraction of my wages into that bottomless pit.

[dicksbro]

Don't worry, State taxes are expected to make up the difference plus a little extra so the governors get their share. :(

[grl2naughty]

I hate the fact that I am back on pixies. ;)

[dicksbro]

I can understand that. It's depressing to log in and find all these dismally unhappy people just sitting around doing nothing.

[jseal]

I wish the new kitchen floor had all the imperfections of the old one.