Lies! All lies!

[rockintime]

I'm glad I will never eat dessert again.

[jbh3]

If I have to lick my gf's pussy one more time I'm gonna scream!

[imaginewithme]

i don't want to see IWM

I hate reading things like that!

[Pita]

I haven't had a crazy night.

[jbh3]

Sure glad I wasn't there

[Pita]

*Big Yawns* I am not tired in the least little bit.

[dicksbro]

I want to sleep all day today.

[Fangtasia]

I really hope it doesnt rain

[dicksbro]

I never enjoy the Super Bowl commercials

[1nutworld]

I LOVE shoveling snow,on a windy, winter day before I get to go on with things.

[Pita]

I'm swearing off chocloate forever.

[mannis]

I hate red panties

[imaginewithme]

Men talking sex just disgusts me!

[alspals69]

i don't want IWM's body!!!

[Fangtasia]

I definately cannot tell the difference between pics and i really love being lied to

[alspals69]

i have an uncanny resemblance to Orlando

[imaginewithme]

i love hearing the baby fuss

[dicksbro]

I don't get horny looking at IWMs avatars.

[jseal]

I was ready for the weekend to end.

[Pita]

I'm so sick of these lazy, quiet days.

[jbh3]

This mild winter we're having really sucks.

[imaginewithme]

I'm not looking forward to dinner tonight with family

[Pita]

I wish I could live with my sister forever.

[dicksbro]

I wish I could take on a dozen more things to do.

[Pita]

I didn't have an erotic dream last night.

[jseal]

I have way too much time to read.

[WildIrish]

I didn't have an erotic dream last night.



Don't care at all. And I'm not asking for vivid details. :D

[jseal]

^^^ He's ^^^ not the only one who doesn't care!

[jbh3]

I seriously doubt if Tess' dream would make a good porno flick

[WildIrish]

Porno? :confused:


Never heard of it! :D

[dicksbro]

I cannot tell a lie ... I haven't heard of it, either.

[1nutworld]

Boy, I'd hate to be involved in Tess's ( or any other of our wonderful Pixies's ladies) dream somehow.

[imaginewithme]

I am wide awake.

[alspals69]

i don't want to nudge IWM

[1nutworld]

I really want to go to work right now

[bare4you]

I hate the sun shine we had today - I wish it would rain again, I miss the rain...

[imaginewithme]

I hope I only get a couple hours sleep tonight

[dicksbro]

I'm looking forward to my medical tests this morning. :(

[jseal]

I'm having a really fun time this morning! :(

[jbh3]

I am not in the mood for a blowjob this morning.

[grl2naughty]

I'm not in the mood to give a blow job.

[1nutworld]

I wouldn't drive "to the middle of nowhere" for a BJ .

:)

[imaginewithme]

I'm not laughing at that comment ^^^^

[grl2naughty]

I wouldn't want you to drive to the middle of no where to
get a Bj.

[1nutworld]

I'd hate to have to "return the favor"

[Pita]

I'm really looking forward to tonight.

[alspals69]

i'm not curious,not at all

[imaginewithme]

There aren't many things I'd like to do to a certain pixie.

[1nutworld]

I bet it would be just terrible.

[imaginewithme]

I dont think any man would enjoy it

[alspals69]

i don't want to jump on IMW and ravish her lovely feminine body

[imaginewithme]

I definately don't want you to either

[alspals69]

and i don't want to kiss every inch of her body

[imaginewithme]

I dont think anyone notices our flirting.

[alspals69]

and certainly not Tess, lol

[imaginewithme]

She's never been good at noticing my flirting.

[1nutworld]

nobody else has noticed either

[Pita]

and certainly not Tess, lol


God, I hope you aren't trying to flirt with me. :eek:

[Coaster]

I really want to leave you flirts and go home!

[Pita]

I'm really getting bored with all the flirting that goes on around here.

[dicksbro]

I thought this was choir practice.

[bare4you]

This flirting has to stop or else we'll never have any fun here

[imaginewithme]

I care that people have noticed I flirt!

[alspals69]

lol, LOL wow i just read tha last few posts. Now everyone has noticed i'm gonna be good

[bare4you]

I hate the fact the sun is shining again today.....I want more rain so I won't have to wash my car this weekend

[Pita]

I didn't get any good news today!

[alspals69]

i didn't get any good news either!!!

[imaginewithme]

I'd hate to know what it was.

[alspals69]

it wasn't that my current job might be extended

[imaginewithme]

That's too bad.

[alspals69]

terrible isn't it!!

[dicksbro]

Terrible news always is fun when it's unexpected, isn't it?

[jseal]

I hope to work this weekend.

[Pita]

I don't want a vacation.

[dicksbro]

I was hoping my cardiac testing wouldn't go as well as it did.

[WildIrish]

I'm glad Tess doesn't have a picture of her as an av.

[jbh3]

The asshole weathermen in my hometown are calling for snow tomorrow.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....

[1nutworld]

I hate being home from work

[dicksbro]

I sure hope I don't sleep well tonight.

[bare4you]

I am not looking forward to getting lucky tonight

[Pita]

I had such a great day!

[dicksbro]

I hardly have anything to do today.

[jseal]

I wish I wasn’t going to a party this evening.

[imaginewithme]

I hate teasing men!

[1nutworld]

I hate being teased by IMW.



and Tess



and Peaches.


and ........................................................

anyone else??

[bare4you]

I don't like the fact that IWM hates teasing

[imaginewithme]

I'd hate for you to tell me what you do like.

[imaginewithme]

I hate the smell of fresh baked brownies

[alspals69]

i'm not hungry

[imaginewithme]

I'm not turned on.

[alspals69]

your not gonna be late so you have plenty of time to be turned on, lol... what will grandma think!!

[dicksbro]

I'm not at all tired.

[Fangtasia]

I hate my new boobs with a passion!

[dicksbro]

I think we should avoid sexual stuff.

[Fangtasia]

I'm allowed to get sexual in any way shape of form for the next 2 weeks!!

[jseal]

I love to shovel snow.

[dicksbro]

I'm jealous of you getting to shovel snow, jseal.

[jbh3]

When I'm done shoveling out my car and sidewalks,I'm gonna go help Jseal dig out.

[bare4you]

I really wish we had snow here to shovel

[Pita]

This is such an exciting day!

[1nutworld]

I really hate having my son here

[Pita]

I'm love hip hop music.

[Fangtasia]

I'm so saddened that we dont get snow here

[alspals69]

i don't miss my fave pixie

[imaginewithme]

I didn't cry today at all!

[dicksbro]

I don't want to find time for my wife and I to get away for a few days.

[bare4you]

I have already bought my wife her Valentine card and present

[imaginewithme]

I am wide awake!

[mannis]

The person above me is not at all sexy....sensuos or salacious....

[imaginewithme]

I am confident.

[mannis]

I do not like to play with women

[dicksbro]

I'm glad it's still winter.

[jseal]

^^ Me too! ^^

[jbh3]

All the snow is melting!!!What a shame!

[imaginewithme]

I am sweating

[jbh3]

I am sweating


Well if you think I'm gonna lick ypur pussy and rub your thighs til you scream in an intense orgasm , scratching my back and arching your mound into my face....you're sadly mistaken ;)

[imaginewithme]

My mouth didn't just drop open

[jbh3]

My mouth didn't just drop open

So if your mouth drops open I'm suppose to fill it with my cock while nibbling your clit.Yea,right...not gonna happen.

[Pita]

I hate perverted people

[WildIrish]

I don't think I even know any.

[Pita]

It's such a turn off when men post pics of their hard cocks.

[dicksbro]

I'd hate to own a new sports car.

[bare4you]

I don't agree with DB - I wouldn't want to own one either

[dicksbro]

I think everyone should wear snowshoes.

[jseal]

I love slush - nice dirty slush!

[dicksbro]

I sure envy your mess, jseal.

[bare4you]

I had so much fun at work today and I am really looking forward to tomorrow

[dicksbro]

I can imagine ... I mean, I'm retired and had to spend the whole day sitting at home, watching TV, goofing around on Pixies, napping, having snacks and relaxing. I sure wish I was still working and having all that fun.

[jbh3]

Dam DB!! What a fucked up life you lead!

[Pita]

I so enjoy childish drama invading my life.

[jbh3]

I wish you would stop Tingling.

[Steph]

The weather outside's delightful.

[dicksbro]

I love temperatures in the teens.

[Steph]

It's a balmy day here, too, DB!

[jseal]

I hope work today runs long.

[Pita]

I need a little more drama in my life.

[sodaklostsoul]

I'm not bored!

[jbh3]

Been followin' your posts...you don't seem bored to me!

[sodaklostsoul]

LOL....I'm not hungry either!

[WildIrish]

Boobies aren't really all that exciting to me. I hardly ever think about touching them, kissing the areola right under the nipple, and feeling the nipple harden by my cheek. Hardly at all.

[dicksbro]

I really can't stand all this sex stuff.

[Pita]

I haven't been staring lustfully at DB's new av.

[bare4you]

I am not glad at all today is Friday

[Pita]

This waiting to get out of here isn't driving me crazy.

[dicksbro]

Speaking of AVs, yours doesn't excite me at ... er ... al ... er ....all.

[imaginewithme]

I love to know my friends are hurt.

[Pita]

It's great being misunderstood everywhere I turn.

[jbh3]

You seem sad lately,thank God I'm not there sharing your pain.

[Pita]

I don't think you have a good heart at all jbh3. :)

[dicksbro]

I never have any lustful thoughts.

[Pita]

I am planning to run off and join the circus.

[jseal]

The weekends are far too long.

[dicksbro]

I'm trying to find out where the circus plays next.

[Pita]

DB never makes me laugh!

[imaginewithme]

I never let people get on my nerves.

[alspals69]

i'm sure i never get on your nerves!!

[bare4you]

I did not enjoy the night last night

[alspals69]

i absolutely love feeling deppressed

[Coaster]

I love coming home to this cold barren place!

[dicksbro]

I sure didn't enjoy the chilli supper benefit tonight.

[imaginewithme]

I feel like I could run a marathon.

[Pita]

I don't plan to go to sleep tonight.

[dicksbro]

I'm sure wide awake right now.

[Pita]

I don't wish I could make things better for someone.

[imaginewithme]

I'm not tired again today. It feels wonderful

[Coaster]

I'm so cheerful here with no one to play with!

[Pita]

I would never want to play with Coaster.

[Coaster]

I wouldn't waste my time with TinglingTigressTess!

[Pita]

*Meow!* Coaster is the most unsexiest man I have ever met.

[Coaster]

I'd never want Tess' legs wrapped around me

[Pita]

I cringe at the thought of your tongue touching my most tender bits.

[Coaster]

Get that musky bit off my lips...........

[Pita]

I can't believe he actually brags about his skills with his tongue. :rolleyes:

[Coaster]

And I never ever need to show you how bad it would feel

[Pita]

I'm sure I would just fall asleep from boredom.

[Coaster]

And I'd never think of holding your arms up over your head and press you against the wall,...

[Pita]

Being pressed up against a wall is NOT one of my favorite fantasies.

[dicksbro]

I don't need a nap.

[Pita]

I'm not hanging out here procrastinating from doing stuff.

[dicksbro]

I believe you.

[imaginewithme]

I'm so smart!

[alspals69]

i'm getting lots done

[dicksbro]

I'm not tired.

[imaginewithme]

I have such a clean computer area

[1nutworld]

I wanted to not be able to sleep tonight

[imaginewithme]

I'm not excited to see you posting! :D

[dicksbro]

I'm glad I don't have more time to spend at Pixies.

[imaginewithme]

I haven't spent the last hour here.

[Steph]

I love weekdays!

[imaginewithme]

I have seeing Steph here

[dicksbro]

I wish I could pay taxes every month.

[jseal]

I can't wait for the bills to come due.

[Pita]

I'm so happy I get to do laundry and ironing today!

[jbh3]

I'm not gonna offer to help,even if you did it naked.

[WildIrish]

I've never taken pictures of how I do laundry.

[imaginewithme]

I'd hate to see those pictures.

[Pita]

I didn't do it!!!

[lizzardbits]

i love being jobless!

[WildIrish]

I'd hate to see those pictures.


They're not here (http://) .

[dicksbro]

I don't like how the temperatures warmed up today.

[Pita]

I'm not nervous about next week.

[dicksbro]

I'm not wishing I could help reduce any feelings of anxiety.

[Pita]

I won't miss Pixies at all when I have to leave it for awhile.

[alspals69]

i haven't felt desperately lonely today

[Pita]

I don't wish I could give my friend Alspals a hug.

[dicksbro]

We're going to miss you TinglingTess (sniff)
























... er ... not miss you. Sorry, a slip of the fingers there. (since this is the lies thread)

[Steph]

I am over the moon that Canada's men are out of medal contention in hockey!!!!

[bare4you]

I did not miss Pixies at all during my most recent absence

[dicksbro]

I'm not still tired.

[wyndhy]

i have no sex toys at all

[dicksbro]

I don't like food very much.

[jbh3]

Bacon and eggs?...You don't seem hungry to me.

[dicksbro]

I'm never hungry.

[jseal]

I hope work runs long today.

[Pita]

I just love being called a liar.

[jseal]

I'm looking forward to my performance review.

[WildIrish]

I just love being called a liar.

Just because I said your pants were on fire doesn't mean I was calling you a liar!


Now, as for my lie. I don't think Tess's pants are hot at all. :D

[Pita]

^^^^^Giggles^^^^^


I never tingle when I get to see a hot, naked pic of WI.

[Coaster]

I never want to see her naked!!!^^^

[dicksbro]

I don't mind when the ladies aren't here.

[bare4you]

I really do like my schedule these days, I have so much time for Pixies

[dicksbro]

I love being so busy there's no times to do anything fun.

[Pita]

I am not starting to panic! :eek:

[dicksbro]

Seeing you excited doesn't excite me.

[jseal]

I'm glad the weekend is almost over.

[Steph]

Woohoo! The weekend is ending!

[jseal]

I no longer need to learn anything.

[imaginewithme]

I'm so excited that I have so much to do this week

[dicksbro]

I'm not thirsty.

[imaginewithme]

I'm not craving a snack

[dicksbro]

I'm not going out to get something to drink.

[Pita]

I sure hope I lie awake tossing and turning.

[dicksbro]

I didn't want to sleep the night through, anyway.

[Pita]

I am not totally pissed that I had to see someone that makes my stomach turn.

[jseal]

I'm not overweight.

[dicksbro]

I'm not either, jseal.

[Pita]

I am as thin as a super model

[dicksbro]

Today has sure been a pretty day.

[Pita]

I'm so thrilled that I am almost 40!

[alspals69]

i didn't have a sad farewell today

[Pita]

I am not freaking out about the shade my hair turned out. :eek:

[dicksbro]

I'm not chuckling as I try to imagine the color potential ^^^^. :D

[jseal]

There's no stress at work.

[dicksbro]

I love not being able to find the shirt I wanted to wear tonight.

[WildIrish]

Don't particularly care to see Tess's hair at all.

[dicksbro]

Wow! Won the lottery again!

[Pita]

I'm not ready to leave here and begin a new life.

[WildIrish]

I sure hope you're talking about "here" here.

[1nutworld]

OH I REALLY want to be heading off to bed now.

[imaginewithme]

I hate people that flirt