Lies! All lies!

[dicksbro]

I'm sure glad the weekend is over with.

[jseal]

Today's rain is not welcome.

[dicksbro]

I really enjoyed the intense storms we had last night.

[IowaMan]

I'm having a barbeque on Labor Day and all of the ladies in attendance will be topless.

[AZRedHot]

I'm not at all looking forward to a 3-day weekend.

[dicksbro]

He doesn't know it, but I'm thinking I'll show up at IowaMan's house for the Labor Day BBQ. :slurp:

[jseal]

The house is noisy with Dearsweet and the kinder away.

[gekkogecko]

So incredibly thrilled that my plans for the day just got shot to complete shit.

[jseal]

I have completed my weekend chores.

[dicksbro]

I'm not going to be in a Labor Day parade today.

[Salacious]

It's only Sunday today.

[dicksbro]

I think I'll by a goat today.

[jseal]

It is always easy going back to work after a 3 day weekend.

[dicksbro]

It's fun having computer problems.

[jseal]

I never wonder what the kids are up to these days.

[dicksbro]

I'm not chuckling as I watch some old "Get Smart" shows on DvD.

[jseal]

No rain today!

[dicksbro]

I'm not enjoying the cooler weather.

[jseal]

Hanna did not wash the city and the skies clean.

[dicksbro]

It's going to be bright and sunny all day long here

[jseal]

I always lie.

[dicksbro]

I really don't enjoy Pixies-Place very much.

[FlirtWithMe]

It's nearly time for me to go to work

[Glyndwr]

I'm never coming back here again.

[dicksbro]

I love all the rain we're getting.

[jseal]

My Weekend Chores are all done! :rolleyes:

[Fangtasia]

I do not own 9 fishtanks :D:D

[jseal]

I didn't do much this weekend.

[dicksbro]

I love not getting any sleep.

[jseal]

I did NOT just split my pants! :yikes:

[dicksbro]

I'm glad I don't have a meeting tonight.

[jseal]

Today is Monday! :(

[dicksbro]

Of course it is. :boink:

[FlirtWithMe]

I'm drinking orange juice.

[Pita]

I hate seeing the hot weather change to something resembling cool.

[Fangtasia]

I really detest Pixies

[dicksbro]

I'll be glad when the weekend is over.

[Fangtasia]

^^^^Oh me too!!!!

[dicksbro]

I understand the next congress will tax only the wealthy ones who can afford to fill their cars with gasoline.

[jseal]

The price of gas will soon drop to half of what we now must pay.

[dicksbro]

We're expecting two feet of snow today.

[jseal]

The Orioles beat the Blue Jays last night.

[pinkFlames]

I'm a tall, dark and handsome young gentleman

[dicksbro]

I'm thinking I should by a new yacht.

[jseal]

Chinese history is boring.

[dicksbro]

My wife and I aren't going over to friends for dinner tonight.

[pinkFlames]

I totally detest any talk of sex.

[dicksbro]

We're going to move to Fairbanks

[jseal]

Isn't that odd ... we just moved here from Fairbanks!

[dicksbro]

I loved Fairbanks tropical climate.

[pinkFlames]

That's my boyfriend posing in your Avatar!!!

[Coaster]

It's not getting chilly here

[dicksbro]

I'm going to get in my spring garden today. :boink:

[Coaster]

There's no twitching going on in my jeans!

[FlirtWithMe]

I've nearly finished folding my laundry

[Coaster]

I don't like FWM on top of me!

[pinkFlames]

I wish I never found this site.

[dicksbro]

I won't be accepting anymore retirement checks.

[FlirtWithMe]

I feel so good today, I could run a marathon

[pinkFlames]

I just DID run a marathon!

[Coaster]

I'm not taking a couple days off!

[dicksbro]

I'm going to do some nude sunbathing in the rain today.

[FlirtWithMe]

I've had sex with five different people today

[Coaster]

i've been struck by lightning!

[dicksbro]

I think my new 15,000 sq ft home in Colorado is about ready for us to move in.

[pinkFlames]

I've just won the lottery!

[dicksbro]

I'm launching my Presidential campaign today.

[jseal]

I really wanted to get up and go to work this morning!

Yes ...

really ...

[pinkFlames]

I want my ex boyfriends to move back in.

[dicksbro]

I understand social security is going to double everyone's monthly payouts using their share of the $700,000,000,000 bailout ... er ... rescue. :)

[jseal]

It has been a hot, dry weekend in Charleston.

[dicksbro]

If our snow doesn't melt soon I'll have to put chains on our cars.

[osuche]

I feel good enough to run a marathon today

[IowaMan]

I woke up naked in bed this morning with osuche and we were lying in a huge pile of money.

[dicksbro]

I don't like your lies at all, IowaMan.

[jseal]

I did not oversleep today.

[dicksbro]

I like to stir ketchup into my chicken noodle soup.

[jseal]

I hate Classical Music.

[dicksbro]

I hope tomorrow is colder than today.

[jseal]

The office move is progressing without a hitch.

[dicksbro]

I'm not thinking about taking a nap.

[pinkFlames]

I'd really much prefer to do my housework than play Smut Games. REALLY!

[dicksbro]

It's dark, but I think I'll go mow the lawn.

[FlirtWithMe]

I'm sitting on dicksbro's corn :p

[dicksbro]

I'm sitting on dicksbro's corn :p

Careful ... when it gets warm it becomes popcorn. :D


Okay, it's early. :(

[pinkFlames]

It's freezing cold here today.

[FlirtWithMe]

Careful ... when it gets warm it becomes popcorn. :DI didn't think that joke was very corny :p

[dicksbro]

I think I'll start a Wednesday Night Live show on TV. :)

[FlirtWithMe]

I think dicksbro's tv show will be on the Corn Channel :p

[dicksbro]

I suppose the channel will want to call it Hee Haw ... or something like that.

[pinkFlames]

My child is the quietest one in the neighourhood.

[dicksbro]

I keep winning the lottery every week.

[pinkFlames]

Yeah? I'm already a lottery billionaire.

[dicksbro]

I'm thinking of moving to Nepal.

[FlirtWithMe]

I just bought a brand new car

[dicksbro]

I think I'll start a new movie studio. :boink:

[pinkFlames]

I've got a ToyBoy for every night of the week.

[dicksbro]

I try to always be very reserved, but, my wife constantly is after me for more sex.

[FlirtWithMe]

I've got a guy locked in the shed who I use for sex when nobody's home

[dicksbro]

I thought I knew where the key was, but, I must have been mistaken. :)

[pinkFlames]

I have a tiger sleeping on the foot of my bed.

[dicksbro]

Our cat, Jasmine, is fixing breakfast for my wife and I.

[jseal]

This has been an easy week at work! :(

[dicksbro]

I have to return the cow I was using to fertilize my lawn.

[pinkFlames]

My child does everything I tell her to!

[jseal]

I did not go in to work for the second consecutive Sunday.

[dicksbro]

It was so windy here today that when we went to church, we just ran a sail up to power our car.

[pinkFlames]

I've been busy cleaning and now my house is spotless.

[dicksbro]

I'm all ready for Christmas.

[pinkFlames]

We decided to celebrate Christmas in October this year.

[jseal]

The mechanic did the car work for free.

[dicksbro]

I never enjoyed Halloween as a kid.

[FlirtWithMe]

I don't have to go to work today

[dicksbro]

I have to go to work everyday ... starting early ... ending late. :(

[osuche]

I have fully recovered from my sinus infection

[dicksbro]

I slept well last night.

[pinkFlames]

I'm so glad my kid is home today, so I won't be tempted to look at the pictures.

[dicksbro]

It was nice oversleeping this morning.

[FlirtWithMe]

There's no-one else in my house right now.

[dicksbro]

We got our cats jobs with a local fish market.

[jseal]

I am not alone right now.

[pinkFlames]

My house is suitable for royalty.

[IowaMan]

I have decided to have my penis bronzed.

[dicksbro]

All our local stores are having their "Free Thursday" sales today where everything you "buy" is free of charge. (Just in time cuz' I need a box of toothpicks.)

[pinkFlames]

I made a snowman today.

[dicksbro]

Because of the demand, I'm thinking of becoming a male prostitute for young celebrity women.

[FlirtWithMe]

I am a celebrity.

...and young!


:D

[dicksbro]

Hmmmm ... business is looking good ... I'd better pack a bag. :)

[jseal]

I plan to go to work this weekend.

[FlirtWithMe]

I feel as fit as a fiddle!

[dicksbro]

I wish I didn't make so much money.

[pinkFlames]

I'm giving up my home to live under a bridge.

[dicksbro]

I slept well last night.

[jseal]

We had no visitors this weekend.

[FlirtWithMe]

I'm not tired

[pinkFlames]

I lost 30pounds overnight.

[dicksbro]

With temperatures in the low 30s, I think I'll go swimming this morning.

[FlirtWithMe]

I'm the world's most organised person.

[dicksbro]

I can't find my keyboard even when I'm typing on it. :(

[jseal]

I enjoy my visits to the doctor.

[FlirtWithMe]

I didn't do anything completely stupid today.

[dicksbro]

I didn't buy a new DVD today that my wife told me she bought on Saturday. :(

[IowaMan]

I started a catering business for the holidays and I'm selling mashed potato sculptures of Little IowaMan for $10.99........... gravy not included. ;)

[FlirtWithMe]

I did not just Google 'mashed potato sculptures' and did not learn something new about the humble potato :o :p

[jseal]

I never use Google.

[FlirtWithMe]

I do not have a headache

[pinkFlames]

I'm a fitness fanatic.

[dicksbro]

Now that it's turning colder, I'll have to start sunbathing more.

[pinkFlames]

We never get any sunshine in Australia.

[jseal]

My staff are always nasty and unpleasant.

[shadowsfate]

I really love the Midwest in the late fall/winter

[pinkFlames]

I'm assembling furniture while my boyfriend plays Smut Games.

[dicksbro]

I've decided not to sleep anymore.

[pinkFlames]

I'm on a starvation diet.

[dicksbro]

Another hot fall day that'll probably require the air conditioner.

[pinkFlames]

It's so hot here that everyone is wearing only their underwear to work.

[FlirtWithMe]

I feel as fit as a fiddle today

[dicksbro]

I've found a way to run my car on pickle juice. :)

[FlirtWithMe]

I am not horny and I do not want sex right now.

[citrus]

It's not erect and I couldn't cum in your mouth if I had to.

[dicksbro]

We didn't spend yesterday Christmas shopping.

[IowaMan]

I was with Mr. & Mrs. DB while they were Christmas shopping. I tried on all of the panties they were going to mail to PF. :nod:

[dicksbro]

We decided to leave the stains on the panties and watch to see if PF noticed.

[jseal]

My son did not return on Thanksgiving furlough last night.

[dicksbro]

It's going to be another warm day with temperatures reaching into the 80's. (No wonder they call Illinois the tropical wonderland of the midwest). :boink:

[jseal]

My children have not already gotten on each other's nerves!

[dicksbro]

I've been really productive today.

[pinkFlames]

I'm typing this on an old-fashioned manual typewriter.

[dicksbro]

It's so exciting to see that while the car dealers asked for $25B ... our great congress is planning on giving them another $20B + guarantees on over $300B in "toxic loans" ... and still no plan. :mad:

I better hurry and send in my request for a billion or so ... just to tide me over. :)

[jseal]

The house is more quiet now that both children are home.

[dicksbro]

I'm glad my newer/faster computer has a virus problem.

[IowaMan]

I didn't just get off of a phone call with IAKG. :)

[dicksbro]

I hope she wasn't doing okay.

[pinkFlames]

I love it when my ex rings.

[jseal]

I went to work today.

[dicksbro]

I feel fit as a fiddle.

[jseal]

I hate to read.

[dicksbro]

It's sad seeing our first snowfall of the season. Kind of takes you out of the Christmas spirit.

[pinkFlames]

I've never had hayfever.

[dicksbro]

I have it all the time with coffee. :spin:

[pinkFlames]

I never get caught up in arguments.

[dicksbro]

It's really hard having sex all the time.

[pinkFlames]

I believe everything in this thread. :nod:

[dicksbro]

I'm not sneezing and blowing my nose every few minutes. :(

[jseal]

I did not kiss Dearsweet goodbye on her business trip.

[dicksbro]

2AM and the sun is shining brightly, the birds are singing and the bunnies are grazing in the open field behind our house. :)

[pinkFlames]

I would never sit up playing games on my computer all night.

[dicksbro]

I don't know how anyone can spend so much time playing Pixie Smut Games. :shrug:

[Coaster]

It's not frrrrrreeeakin cold outside!

[dicksbro]

We don't have to drive down to Decatur this morning for a funeral.

[pinkFlames]

I'm having an early night tonight.

[dicksbro]

I'm going to stay in bed all day today.

[pinkFlames]

Well, I'm still asleep and the mice are typing this.

[dicksbro]

Boy, 3:30AM and the sun is shining

[pinkFlames]

I've sent my daughter outside to play in the snow.

[dicksbro]

I'm thinking of driving up to Fairbanks, Alaska to get some good winter moonshine. :)

[pinkFlames]

I despise Smut Games.

[dicksbro]

Sex is sure boring.

[jseal]

I hate the Holidays

[dicksbro]

Somebody farted and the world is going out of orbit. :yikes:

[pinkFlames]

My child is the best behaved in the Universe.

[dicksbro]

They just reported that Peace has broken out all over the world. Despots are resigning and moving into monestaries. Crooks are returning stolen goods. Rowdy children are joining choirs. Armies are melting down their weapons. What a day!

[pinkFlames]

I believe what he just said. :nod:

[jseal]

All housework has been eliminated! :)

[dicksbro]

I understand that Pixies-Place is building a huge ski lodge for members in Colorado. Free for registered members.

[jseal]

The skiing at the Colorado lodge will be water skiing.

[pinkFlames]

I'm a champion water skier.

[dicksbro]

I pull water skiers behind my sailboat.

[pinkFlames]

Dicksbro's taking me water skiing tomorrow. :thumbs:

[dicksbro]

I'm buying this boat just for the occasion

http://www.gulfcoastboatingcenter.com/boat_listing_offshore_cigarette_sport_boats/1992_cigarette_31_bullet.jpg

[pinkFlames]

I'm looking forward to our date, dicksbro.

[dicksbro]

I can probably sail the boat to Australia in the next few minutes. :)

[pinkFlames]

I'm just putting on my wetsuit right now.

[dicksbro]

I'm packing the boat into my suitcase as I type. :(

[IowaMan]

I'm growing monkeys in my front yard.

[dicksbro]

I'm not still tired.

[pinkFlames]

This is the first time I've ever visited Pixies.

[dicksbro]

I don't enjoy the Smut Games very much.

[pinkFlames]

I agree, the Smut Games are dreadful, I wouldn't play them if my life depended on it.

[dicksbro]

I'm not going to visit shut-ins from our church this morning.

[Fangtasia]

I really dislike getting presents!

[dicksbro]

I sure wish Monday would get here.

[pinkFlames]

I appreciate my lack of privacy during school holidays.

[dicksbro]

Our local grade schools are substituting beer for milk at lunch.

[BIBI]

I am pregnant with twins......PF is the baby daddy! LMAO :wink:

[Coaster]

i find life so fucking boring!

[dicksbro]

I'm going back to grade school so I can have beer with my lunch. :)

[pinkFlames]

I detested the walk along the beach I had earlier.

[dicksbro]

I'm glad the temperatures are running 10-15 degrees below freezing. It makes the wind feel all the better. :boink:

[pinkFlames]

Gee, that's how cold it is here in Adelaide today. That's amazing that we're both copping the same weather.

[dicksbro]

I bought a heavy new fleece lined coat for this coming summer.

[ghost13]

I've never been kissed before. =)

ghost

[pinkFlames]

I've never posted on a forum before.

[dicksbro]

I won't be going to New Orleans this morning.

[pinkFlames]

I donated my daughter to science.

[jbh3]

I am not erect.........really....I am not...............erect.

[pinkFlames]

That's great jbh3, because I can't stand it when men are erect in my presence.

[SethAwakened]

i never tell the truth about myself especially when im on pixies

[pinkFlames]

I would never dream of calling into Pixies-Place more than once a day.

[SethAwakened]

i love waking up with no one in my bed

[pinkFlames]

I love the surprises I find under a child's bed.

[mercifulangel]

my pussy is never wet.

[jseal]

I will do lots and lots of housework today.

[mercifulangel]

i am excited about going to the office

[SethAwakened]

i am not interested at all by what peopel post on pixie

[mercifulangel]

I really hate to have my pussy licked

[SethAwakened]

i am completely surprised that merciangel wrote that^^^^^

[SethAwakened]

i am lovign having nothign to do all day and am dreading next monday when ill have to go back to school and actually do something

[mercifulangel]

lol i am shocked that you dont believe me seth

[SethAwakened]

i so hate that the women on this site put up pictures of themselves so that the guys(and soem women im sure) can drool over them !!!!!!