Lies! All lies!

[loves2laugh]

yeah putting my hands on you would be such a turnoff

[Pita]

I bet your hands are clamy and would shake from nerves.

[loves2laugh]

and your skin would be rough

[Pita]

Doubt you could even get it up. :p

[Coaster]

I'd rather lick an ashtray!

[Sugarsprinkles]

I want to go without sex for the rest of my life

[loves2laugh]

I have no intrest in sex either

[Sugarsprinkles]

I'm glad I lost touch with my friend after grade school, I never liked him anyway

[dicksbro]

I'm looking forward to being gone this weekend.

[Pita]

I hate that it's Friday Night Spanking night! :booty:

[Sugarsprinkles]

I regret ever learning to like coffee

[dicksbro]

I'm glad it's starting to get late.

[Salacious]

I love the heat.

[Pita]

I will not workout tomorrow.

[dicksbro]

I'm going to stay home and not go to the wedding of my nephew.

[jseal]

I hope today passes quickly.

[Salacious]

I hate sex.

[jseal]

^^ Me too! ^^

[dicksbro]

^^ Me three! ^^

[Pita]

I'm living a celibate life.

[dicksbro]

I'm ready for winter.

[Pita]

It's so exciting to be alone in the games with no other Pixie bothering me. :thumb:

[dicksbro]

I never get excited when our sexy lady Pixies show up.

[Pita]

That's because you a man's man. :D

[dicksbro]

I should go mow the lawn again in the dark. :D

[jseal]

I just Looooooooooooooove lonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng meetings!

[Pita]

I love taking test!

[imaginewithme]

I am not eyeing that bag of doritos I bought today.

[alspals69]

thats a bag of doritos in my pocket and i'm not pleased to see you!

[imaginewithme]

I'm not laughing out loud and going to wake the baby

[alspals69]

lmao... erm not

[dicksbro]

I did not just wake up from a nap.

[Pita]

I am not horny and needing some attention!

[dicksbro]

I'm never horny.

[jseal]

I have no chores to do.

[dicksbro]

I'm glad it's raining for our friends outdoor birthday party.

[bare4you]

I am not happy at all I have a week off of work next week

[Pita]

I :heartbeat playing the Smut Games all by my little lonesome. Would hate to have some hot Pixies come in here and try to flirt with me. :eew:

[dicksbro]

I don't like flirting.

[Pita]

Your not any good at it anyway.

[dicksbro]

I'm too shy and unassuming

[Pita]

I would suggest you take a class to help you, but I don't think you should waste your money like that.

[dicksbro]

Maybe I could join a circus.

[Pita]

I don't think you should expect people to actually pay to see your performance.

[dicksbro]

I guess I could go on the barter system. :)

[jseal]

I won't be posting to this thread any more.

[Pita]

Good, we don't want your kind of lies!

[dicksbro]

I sure hope today goes poorly.

[jseal]

I'm looking forward to the Viewing and Vigil service this evening.

[imaginewithme]

I dont want to have a vacation

[dicksbro]

I love how busy I'm going to be today.

[jbh3]

The check's in the mail

[jseal]

The weather today is just awful!

[imaginewithme]

The check's in the mail
You better not send one to me

[jbh3]

I won't cum in your mouth

[imaginewithme]

You better not. :blink:

[Coaster]

I don't miss certain Pixies

[dicksbro]

It's going to be a nice day, so I'd better stay inside.

[jseal]

I enjoyed the funeral yesterday.

[Pita]

I really think I'm getting the hang of algebra.

[alspals69]

a + b not= a + b + c
and c does not keep me awake all night

[imaginewithme]

I am not at all horny today.

[alspals69]

thats a terrible thought :(

[Pita]

a + b not= a + b + c
and c does not keep me awake all night


You didn't just make me want to fish slap you. :trout:

[dicksbro]

Sex is definitely over-rated.

[jseal]

I dislike music.

[Pita]

I'm not craving a root beer float

[dicksbro]

I believe that ^^^^.

[jseal]

I hope it rains this weekend.

[jbh3]

...was hoping I'd get hit by a car today.

[dicksbro]

I think the August trip to Niagara Falls sounds like a bummer.

[Pita]

I'm not looking forward to my vacation in July at all.

[dicksbro]

Vacations are a waste of time.

[jseal]

The temperature is a bit brisk for this time of year.

[dicksbro]

I think I'll try drilling for oil in my backyard.

[jseal]

I don't have a headache. :(

[osuche]

I have no work to get done, so I am heading to the beach

[jseal]

I hope the work on my car costs a lot of money.

[dicksbro]

I'm not hungry.

[jseal]

The humidity has dropped to almost nothing today.

[osuche]

I'm looking forward to another hot day without air conditioning

[Coaster]

^^^Me Too!^^^

[dicksbro]

I love mowing the lawn.

[jbh3]

Can't wait for the T-storms to arrive and knock out my power again

[imaginewithme]

This thread doesn't make me laugh at all.

[jbh3]

IWM's lips aren't sexy at all

[imaginewithme]

THey don't need any chapstick either

[jbh3]

I won't spank you for negative posts

[imaginewithme]

I've never been spanked before. :devil:

[dicksbro]

I don't need something to drink.

[alspals69]

and i don't either!

but i am steering clear of alcohol - think i am coming down with someting
and in my new job i am walking all day, so if i cankeep it at bay i will do

[imaginewithme]

I'm not tired today at all. :cboy:

[dicksbro]

I try to keep the same avatar too long.

[jseal]

It is not overcast this morning.

[dicksbro]

It's not overcast here, either.

[imaginewithme]

It wasn't 98 degrees here today.

[alspals69]

i'm not deaf in one ear (argument with wife... not REALLY deaf)

[imaginewithme]

ANd I bet you can't hear out of the other!

[alspals69]

lol... hmmm that one isn't intermitant

[dicksbro]

It'll take hours to go to Bloomington from here.

[imaginewithme]

I'm freezing.

[Coaster]

I'm wide awake

[dicksbro]

We didn't have any fun today.

[imaginewithme]

I dont want to get off the computer and go visit hubby

[dicksbro]

We never seem to have much fun here.

[jseal]

I just LLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEE long meetings.

[dicksbro]

I'm sure glad it's getting hot out now.

[Pita]

I really don't want my daughter to go on vacation without me and give me 3 weeks of peace and quiet. Nope that is going to sooooooooooooo suck eggs!! :nod:

[dicksbro]

Sucking eggs sounds like a fun vacation. :rolleyes2

[imaginewithme]

I didn't wake up with a headache today and am not at all tired already.

[Coaster]

I love mowing my lush lawn every 4 days!

[jbh3]

Yeah,and we sure could use some more rain here.

[Pita]

I'm really looking forward to getting up at 4am and driving to the airport.

[Steph]

I wish I had a lawn to mow more than once a week!

[jseal]

I want to work on the Holiday.

[Lilith]

I love bed rest.

[Aqua]

I'm so full my stomach might just might burst.

[jbh3]

G. Dub is a genius

[dicksbro]

I don't look forward to the fireworks displays this 4th of July.

[jseal]

I wish I was at work.

[dicksbro]

I'm sure not looking forward to August.

[Coaster]

I just love getting these showers every 4-5 hours!!!!

[rabbit]

I hate BBQ and beer...eeech!

[dicksbro]

I hope tomorrow is hot and humid.

[Pita]

I like not being able to sleep and getting up at this ungodly hour!

[dicksbro]

Your ^^^^ AV doesn't excite me very much. :slurp:

[jseal]

I'm not looking forward to Tuesday.

[dicksbro]

I think fireworks are a waste of time

[Coaster]

I had a terrible day!

[dicksbro]

I think I'll pretend I didn't realize today is my wife's birthday.

[jseal]

I'm just SO happy that I have to work late today.

[dicksbro]

I'm sure glad the heat is so high.

[Pita]

Coffee is the most disgusting thing I have ever tasted.

[dicksbro]

I didn't have steak and eggs for breakfast today.

[rabbit]

I hate summertime. Give me snow and ice any day.

[dicksbro]

I don't have anything I want to do today.

[Coaster]

I love waking up early and still not bursting with energy!

[jseal]

I had to shovel the snow from in front of the house this morning.

[dicksbro]

Just watching that blue jay mating with that cardinal.

[jseal]

I'm glad that I am back at work.

[osuche]

I'm done with my final :D

[dicksbro]

Having a day this pretty is sure disgusting.

[jseal]

I'm not looking forward to the play this afternoon.

[imaginewithme]

I never miss hearing from my friends

[alspals69]

I never miss hearing from my friends

she's not the sweetest girl around^^^

[imaginewithme]

You're not being nice to me!

[alspals69]

its so damned hard to be nice to you

[jseal]

I hope the humidity goes up!

[dicksbro]

I'm glad gas prices are over $ 3.00.

[jseal]

I will go to work today. Har har de Har har!

[jbh3]

I could use a poke in the eye with a sharp stick.

[alspals69]

i am not missing IWM at all... not one iota

[dicksbro]

I really hated to get back home today.

[jseal]

With the temp in the upper 90's, I sure wish I had an outside job.

[dicksbro]

I'd like one that requires a lot of exertion, myself.

[imaginewithme]

I love the rain

[dicksbro]

I don't like seeing pictures of ladies leaning back in just a bra and panties.

:faint: :slurp: :faint:

[jseal]

The weather isn't nearly hot enough.

[dicksbro]

I sure like seeing our lawn turn brown and the ground crack.

[WildIrish]

I have no extra room in my bed tonight.

[dicksbro]

Today's another night where the sunrise will set in the shadows. :confused:

[jseal]

I expect a big drop in the price of gas soon.

[dicksbro]

I'm not being lazy this morning.

[jseal]

I don't have to leave for work soon.

[dicksbro]

I don't need to mow my front lawn.

[jseal]

I want to work late today.

[dicksbro]

I love paying car repair bills.

[bare4you]

I am so glad I didn't purchase that portable air conditioner two months ago

[dicksbro]

I hated seeing rain filling in all the cracks in the ground.

[jseal]

I will go into work today.

[Pita]

I'm not in any kind of need for some sex.

[dicksbro]

We didn't need that 4 inches of rain we got on Friday afternoon.

[jseal]

I'm not ready for breakfast!

[dicksbro]

I don't think I'll have lunch today.

[Pita]

I had pie for lunch

[Stuyvo]

I did not post this. It's all lies, lies, filthy lies i tell you

[dicksbro]

I don't want any of Tess' pies.

[mildy kinky cpl]

we live on a paradise island, with no children and no responsablities, yay.

[dicksbro]

I'm glad to see the heat starting to return.

[jseal]

I will skip lunch today.

[mildy kinky cpl]

we are unhappy that school holidays are over

[dicksbro]

I don't know why anyone would want to go to Niagara Falls.

[gardencat]

I've posted here every day for the past year!

[dicksbro]

I never post here.

[imaginewithme]

I'm not envious of those going to the pixies gathering

[dicksbro]

I don't wish you guys could come :tear:

[Stuyvo]

I really enjoyed getting drenched in the teeming rain trying to work today, so refreshing

[dicksbro]

I'm not hungry.

[mildy kinky cpl]

we're not horny right now

[Coaster]

I'm not horny either kinky cpl

[jseal]

I'm not overweight.

[dicksbro]

It's not too warm today.

[mildy kinky cpl]

we are totally out of place at pixies

[dicksbro]

I'm so shy I even cover my eyes when looking at my own avatar. :(

[jseal]

I don't want to win the lottery.

[mildy kinky cpl]

coke, chocolate and maken love are not my faverourite things

[dicksbro]

I think sex is overrated.

[bare4you]

I don't think DB likes playing the Games

[mildy kinky cpl]

i'm not enjoying my day off

[dicksbro]

I never have liked having time off.

[jseal]

I wish my children were not coming home tomorrow.

[dicksbro]

I'm not looking forward to our drive over to Indy tomorrow.

[Pita]

It makes me sad knowing my daughter goes back to school next week leaving us all alone to do whatever it is we might want to do.

[mildy kinky cpl]

my kinky and i had the worst weekend ever.

[gardencat]

There's nothing exciting about having 4 delicious orgasms in a row.

[osuche]

I'm excited to go back to work tomorrow

[dicksbro]

Today's going to be delightful with the heat index hovering at around 110F.

[imaginewithme]

I love having a headache

[dicksbro]

I hate the sound of soft music playing

[jseal]

I hope the temperature goes up a few more degrees.

[dicksbro]

I'm looking forward to all the sand once the ground totally dries out and the crops fail.

[jseal]

I enjoy visiting the doctor.

[mildy kinky cpl]

i love the numbness in my toes when it's cold.

[dicksbro]

I love my messy desk.

[jseal]

Watching the Orioles shut out the Yankees yesterday made me sad.

[dicksbro]

I thinking maybe I'll camp in the back yard and not go to Niagara on Tuesday.

[mildy kinky cpl]

i enjoyed my 5 min near cold shower

[dicksbro]

I hope the heat becomes oppressive today.

[mildy kinky cpl]

i'm so sleepy right now

[dicksbro]

Politicians always impress me as being such honorable people.

[mildy kinky cpl]

lol, i totally don't agree with u db.

[Pita]

I hate morning sex!

[jseal]

Air conditioning is a passing fad.

[alspals69]

i haven't just spent nearly 2 days preparing for our party today and 2 hours clearing up and i am totally convinced it was worth while

[alspals69]

oh... and it WASN't my ex that delivered the bouncy castle and she certainly WASN'T looking cute! and of course i DID tell my wife how i knew her

[dicksbro]

I don't have anything to do tomorrow.

[jbh3]

I really feel bad for Floyd Landis.

[dicksbro]

I don't have to be anywhere at 6:30 this morning.

[jseal]

I don't have enough to do.

[osuche]

I'm being very productive while working from home today

[Pita]

I'm not in the least tired from the highly sexually charged afternoon I had.

[jseal]

I'm earger to attend the meetings scheduled for today.

[Pita]

I think I will skip eating dinner.

[jseal]

I have had NO coffee today.

[osuche]

I am not in the least looking forward to our night in a cabin by the ocean on Big Sur. :D

[Coaster]

I don't have the stereo turned waaaaaaaaaay up!

[jseal]

I'n not going to go to bed early this evening.

[Pita]

I'm going to go off my diet and eat a gallon of chocolate chip icecream.

[souls_cry2000]

I stripped at a friends bachelorette party and ended up on a porn site.

[sexychrissy]

I would never work too much

[dicksbro]

Boy I'm glad to be home from Niagara.

[Coaster]

I don't need a coffee

[jseal]

Teenagers are fun!

[Pita]

I always adore my teenager and support her right to live in a pig sty.

[dicksbro]

I love how fast money can disappear. :(

[mildy kinky cpl]

i am so happy that i can paint a whole house in 2 weeks and the crash shop has taken 8 weeks to paint my car

[jseal]

The longer a business meeting is, the better!

[mildy kinky cpl]

this morning we would have hated having a sleep in

[dicksbro]

I don't like parks very much.

[jseal]

I wish I put in more time at the office.