Lies! All lies!

[Pita]

I hate three day weekends.

[dicksbro]

It's terrible going to the movies with my wife and holding her hand and everything. Especially bad when it's a good show ... yuk.

[bare4you]

I love the fact that I get to work on Monday and only get paid double time.

[dicksbro]

I hate all the holidays ... especially when the weather's nice.

[Pita]

I hate a lazy Sunday where I can do what I want.

[jseal]

I will NOT take a nap this afternoon!

[osuche]

No, my hair is not wet! ;)

[jseal]

I do NOT have a vivid image of that! :lust:

[dicksbro]

Don't you hate how sex dominates these threads?

[Steph]

Once again, DB has it wrong!

[dicksbro]

ONCE? YOU SAY, ONCE! I ALWAYS HAVE IT WRONG!










:x:

[bare4you]

There IS too much sex in Smut games.

[osuche]

So that means I can't sex you all up, right? 'Cause I have NO desire to. ;)

[AngelicVampires]

I have absolutely no desire to sleep in someone's arms tonight.

[dicksbro]

I'm sure glad it's time to get ready for work so I don't have to hang around here at Pixies.

[jseal]

The history of Anatolia is quite clear.

[osuche]

I am not thinking about sexxxing someone up. Nope. Not at all.



Of course, he ^^ is more interested in Anatolia than being sexxxed up. :p

[Steph]

I hope my ex-boyfriend calls again today. My friends are really happy that he's trying to stay in touch! Especially PF & my current boyfriend! Over the moon!

[bare4you]

I am so happy that I couldn't visit Pixies all morning while at work!

[dicksbro]

I hate thinking next week I won't have to go to work.

[Steph]

I love seeing if files are compatible with Mac & PC!

[jseal]

I'm delighted that the long weekend is now over.

[Bluetigertone]

I am so happy that I do not have dinner ready

[jseal]

I'm really looking forward to this afternoon's meeting.

[dicksbro]

I'm looking forward to my doctor's appointment in half an hour.

[WildIrish]

My arms aren't sore at all from all the rocks I didn't move yesterday.

[Steph]

I am excited about trying to find yet another apartment that accepts tiny dogs who don't shed & smell like roses. :line:

[WildIrish]

I'm tiny and smell like roses.

[dicksbro]

I love how politicians never try to take advantage of natural disasters, but seek only to reason together to find the best solutions for everyone.

[Steph]

WI is one of the least hee-larry-us people I know.

I think it's a fabulous idea that GWB is putting himself in charge of the hurricane inquiry!!

In other news, I'm putting myself in charge of the inquiry as to why I'm not finishing this research project tonight!

[AngelicVampires]

I abso-frikin-lutely love living with my parents.

[dicksbro]

Don't you just love natural disasters.

[jseal]

I need to spend more time at the office.

[WildIrish]

I'm exactly where I want to be right now!

[Steph]

I love it when my b/f flushes the toilet & switches the faucet to cold ON PURPOSE when I'm in the shower. It's the best!!!

[Bluetigertone]

I didn't want to get this job today>

[Pita]

I didn't just have a lovely conversation. :)

[WildIrish]

I did. :rolleyes2

[bare4you]

I did not get the best email ever today.

[dicksbro]

I didn't hear anything good today.

[AngelicVampires]

I got a new car today.

[Steph]

PF is my favourite Pixie!!!

[AngelicVampires]

I love that my dad asks me a million questions.

[WildIrish]

*in his best Darth Vader voice....."I'm you're father, AngelicVampire"*

[Steph]

I'm working my tail off!!!

[dicksbro]

All the talk about sex is getting on my nerves.

[Pita]

I have not come in here to talk about sex!

[dicksbro]

I think I'll go jogging naked in the neighborhood.

[AngelicVampires]

*in his best Darth Vader voice....."I'm you're father, AngelicVampire"*

Ah....that explains soooo much!

[bare4you]

I am going to stop visiting Pixies - I hate Smut Games

[dicksbro]

I love smelling hog farms.

[Steph]

I am positively ecstatic that circumstances intervened & I wasn't able to finish my project last night!!!

[jseal]

I'm looking forward to some weekend work!

[bare4you]

I am so glad I brought home work this weekend instead of doing overtime yesterday to finish it

[dicksbro]

I hate to think I don't have to go to work again next Monday.

[osuche]

I was very annoyed to see Glyndwr online

[jseal]

I'm going to enjoy doing all me weekend chores.

[bare4you]

I was so exicted to get the news I just did

[Steph]

I don't want to eat fat and carbs all day. I would prefer a salad.

[dicksbro]

I think it's neat that only the brightest and sharpest people become politicians.

[Pita]

I think I will become a politician and rule the world.

[dicksbro]

Notice that TinglingTess always tells the truth ^^^^^.

[jseal]

I hope that Monday is filled with challenges.

[Bluetigertone]

Monday has always been my fav day

[juicy]

Monday has always been my fav day

Mine too!

[bare4you]

It pleases me that so many have forgotten 9-11 and I don't like DB's current AV

[Pita]

I think it's good there is so much indifference in the world today.

[dicksbro]

I love the sense of excitement when everyone is angry and full of hate.

[Pita]

I am so happy to get up early to watch these little heathens.

[dicksbro]

I sure wish gas prices would go up some more.

[Steph]

I am most happy when there is no junk food in the house to devour.

[dicksbro]

I never eat junk food.

[lizzardbits]

i really just don't want a piece of steak that Mayhem is grilling

[Steph]

My friends aren't jealous of my dog eating roast beef twice this week.

I am especially impressed at stooping and scooping after his feasts of rare beef. :line:

[jseal]

I had a good time at work today.

[dicksbro]

I hate not going to work this morning.

[jseal]

I'm looking forward to BOTH meetings at work today.

[WildIrish]

Potato chips are so gross!

[Pita]

I don't really care if my dreams come true or not.

[Coaster]

I've been soo productive today

[Kaelynn]

I got dressed today

[WildIrish]

I've been stroking my cock and dripping pre-cum all day long.

[Kaelynn]

MMMMmmmmmmmm...... too bad that's a lie...



I don't wanna to get off

[Pita]

Sucks that I'm off work and having nothing to do but play smut games.

[dicksbro]

I know what you mean. Retirement and all that idle time are disgusting.

[Pita]

I am so not horny today.

[Kaelynn]

I have been so productive the last few days

[Pita]

The sound of childern fighting is music to my ears.

[gekkogecko]

My life has been wonderfully relaxed and care-free lately.

[jseal]

I have not a care or concern in the world.

[Steph]

I love being awakened to discuss his love of particular songs!

[jseal]

I'm hoping to work late this evening.

[dicksbro]

I'm far too thin.

[WildIrish]

Sorry...no cunnilingus for me last night.

[dicksbro]

I'm thinking of building a castle.

[Pita]

I'm a princess in need of a home.

[WildIrish]

Me too! :D

[Pita]

I lost my glass slipper and I think my evil stepsister WI stole it.

[dicksbro]

I don't think you should discuss with your step parents their choice of daughters. :yikes:

[Pita]

I am not turned on by DB's new av.

[dicksbro]

I know ... I thought it sucked too ... oops. :)

[bare4you]

I hate the fact that it is raining today

[dicksbro]

I love the fact that the weekend is going to be so busy I probably won't get to relax much.

[jseal]

I enjoy the telemarketer interruptions.

[Steph]

I'm not looking forward to seeing the Robert Mapplethorpe exhibit this afternoon. :hot:

[bare4you]

I am not at all happy that college football is back in full force.

[dicksbro]

I love commercials

[jseal]

I'm not looking forward to the "Recovering Lost Art" lecture this afternoon.

[dicksbro]

I sure hate nice weather

[Pita]

I have been sooooo productive today.

[bare4you]

I love it when there are too many of my favorite shows on TV at the same time

[Pita]

I would hate to have a whole day to myself.

[dicksbro]

I sure miss not having to go to work on Monday mornings.

[Pita]

I don't like that I met a new friend and we have hit it off so great.

[dicksbro]

I wish politics weren't always so gentle and light-hearted.

[Steph]

I'm impressed that my boyfriend is asking if I want a mixer, a vacuum or a mixer for Christmas. Haha, so funny!

[dicksbro]

I think those ^^^^ sound like terrific gifts. :)

[bare4you]

I so enjoyed work today.

[Fangtasia]

I hated having to stay home today

[dicksbro]

I wish my cars would rust.

[Fangtasia]

My car does not need washing

[dicksbro]

I hope gasoline prices go up before the weekend.

[Steph]

I love how he purposely annoys me by stirring his coffee for minutes at a time!

[Pita]

Giving up my main addiction has been a piece of cake.

[dicksbro]

Cake is something I never touch.

[bare4you]

I am so glad today is Tuesday

[dicksbro]

I wish the day would last longer so I could get more tired.

[jseal]

Data conversions are such fun.

[Pita]

I'm thinking about becoming a chicken farmer.

[Steph]

I did not just eat three chili dogs and reasoned my gluttony away with the thought that there were no buns. :blink:

[IenkiMoonshine]

I love cleaning up after my roommates.

[Steph]

I miss inconsiderate roommies.

[nzsmurf]

I AM a considerate roomie.

[dicksbro]

I'm thinking of joining the Foreign Legion.

[jseal]

^^ You too? ^^

[dicksbro]

I think I should paint my Mazda green and purple.

[Pita]

I feel like dancing naked in the rain.

[dicksbro]

I set up chairs just in case it starts raining.

[bare4you]

I didn't enjoy my year end evaluation at work today, my boss didn't appreciate my efforts this past year.

[IenkiMoonshine]

My new curtains are hideous and make my room look even more barren than before.

[jseal]

I hope I have to work this weekend.

[Pita]

I wish I could catch the cold the kids have.

[WildIrish]

I feel like dancing naked in the rain.

Eeeeew....I'd hate to be your neighbor! And I'd definately not be out there with my waterproof binoculars!

[dicksbro]

I set my lawn chair up outside, but I'm not sure if that's her on the horizon or not. :(

[jseal]

I'm sure glad my camera had no film!

[Pita]

I don't mind working late on a Friday.

[Bluetigertone]

I dont mind working weekends!!

[dicksbro]

I'm looking forward to the car repair bill.

[Pita]

I have decided to never do housework again. Just gets dirty again anyway.

[jseal]

I'm sorry that the weather is so nice today.

[dicksbro]

I sure hope we don't have lunch soon.

[WildIrish]

It's not gonna storm this afternoon at all.

[Pita]

I'm bummed my trip to Wal-Mart got called off today.

[WildIrish]

I did NOT pleasure myself twice last night!

[dicksbro]

I did. :(

[bare4you]

I am so happy I have this cold.

[dicksbro]

I think having car problems is fun.

[jseal]

I look forward to weekend chores.

[Pita]

I so like eating salads instead of pizza or icecream.

[WildIrish]

I'm not looking forward to dinner tonight at all.

[dicksbro]

I hate all those fatty foods so I never eat them.

[Pita]

I am not having cigarette cravings!!!!

[dicksbro]

I'm not cheering for you several times a day.

[Bluetigertone]

I so disagree with DB

[dicksbro]

I love all the construction zones on the highways giving me a chance to slow to a crawl when I'm in a hurry.

[Pita]

I'm always sad to see the last kid go home for the day.

[dicksbro]

I'm always glad when I go to take a sip of my soda and find the glass is empty.

[Pita]

This day has sucked so bad!!

[dicksbro]

A day of sucking sounds like a terrible way to spend the day.

(You know it's hard to lie about things like that ... :D)

[bare4you]

I do not have images of those sucking sounds

[dicksbro]

I sure hope I don't sleep good tonight.

[Pita]

I'm going to stay up all night and smut game with myself.

[dicksbro]

I'm not going to be up early this morning.

[WildIrish]

I was home and in bed nice and early last night, because I didn't to go my son's middle school for open house, then come home...make dinner for myself...do dishes...make today's lunches for the kids...do laundry and take a shower.

[Pita]

I wouldn't want a man that knew how to make his own dinner.

[dicksbro]

I wouldn't want my son to get busy and mow the lawn.

[WildIrish]

I encourage my son not to mow the lawn, for it would tire him out and he wouldn't be able to do nothing all day.

[sodaklostsoul]

I did'nt register to vote today!

[dicksbro]

I love getting unexpected bills.

[bare4you]

I am so glad this cold I have keeps hanging around.

[Pita]

I wish I could catch a cold. ^^^come here and :x: me!

[dicksbro]

Touching another person with your lips? :yikes: You mean people really do those things?

[Fangtasia]

I really liked the loaner car i had

[dicksbro]

Paying out all the money for car work is the highlight of any day.

[Kaelynn]

Not as much fun as cleaning up after your lovely pets!

[dicksbro]

I love the sound of a dish breaking.

[Kaelynn]

I adore the sound of breaks squealing.

[dicksbro]

And isn't it delightful when kids are screaming at church or the movies?

[Kaelynn]

Oh I just adore that!

Don't you love it when the waitress spills a drink all over you!

[dicksbro]

Or when someone sneezes at the table. :)

[Kaelynn]

Or when someone sneezes at the salad bar!

[dicksbro]

Or when the salad dressings get messy and mixed

[Kaelynn]

Or when you find a bug in your food...

[dicksbro]

Don't you love it when the power goes out.

[Pita]

I just love working on a Saturday

[bare4you]

Weekends are way too long.

[dicksbro]

Don't you love it when the ladies are gone?

[jackthomas12]

Man, life has sure been easy since I won the $250 million lottery a couple weeks back!

[dicksbro]

I'm glad I told them I didn't want it so that you could win it jackthomas12.

[Fangtasia]

I'm soooooooooooooo looking forward to the shitload of windows i'll be cleaning all week

[dicksbro]

I was thinking I'd fly down there to help you. :boink:

I love doing windows. :p

[Pita]

I enjoy being bored.

[dicksbro]

I think I'll get a job just so I'll have something to be late to.

[Pita]

I think I will go rob a bank and travel some.

[bare4you]

I want to have another day just like today.

[dicksbro]

I'm thinking of flooding my basement and putting in for a billion or so in federal assistance.

[Pita]

I find flirting to be completely offensive.

[WildIrish]

Naked pictures are pretty rude too...and I'd NEVER make any special requests!

[Pita]

I wouldn't want to see naked pics either! Especially not of hot, sexy Irish men and their hard, throbbing bits.

[Coaster]

Who showed you!!!^^^

I'd never encourage such behavior!

[WildIrish]

I'd never encourage such behavior!


Never partake of it either.

[Pita]

I'm thinking about becoming a prude and boycotting all sex boards.

[WildIrish]

I'm thinking about becoming a prude and boycotting all sex boards.

I'm glad you finally got the hint.

[dicksbro]

I'd sure hate to be the one that would have to teach Tess all the things she should NOT do on her quest to be a prude. :)

[bare4you]

I don't find any of this amusing

[dicksbro]

Don't you just hate coming to Pixies each day?

[Steph]

I'd sure hate to be the one that would have to teach Tess all the things she should NOT do on her quest to be a prude. :)

I believe him compeletely.

[WildIrish]

My sandwich sucked.

[Pita]

I don't think DB could teach me a thing.

[WildIrish]

^^^ didn't make me think of sandwiches at all.

[Pita]

A WI and DB sandwich, with TT in the middle would be so yucky.

[bare4you]

I do not want to see a photo of that.

[dicksbro]

I think TT would make a terrible sandwich spread.

[Pita]

DB would make me gag and not in a good way.

[Coaster]

Now I hate sandwich spread!

[dicksbro]

I can't imagine burying my face in anything warm and moist

[Pita]

I can't imagine sitting on anything hard and throbbing.

[jseal]

I enjoyed being away.

[dicksbro]

I know, being here is such a chore.

[Pita]

I only like the smut games when I'm in here all alone.

[dicksbro]

I love it when I'm broke and the kids can't borrow money.

[bare4you]

I love sitting here all alone

[dicksbro]

Sure wish I could go to work today

[bare4you]

I just love driving in the rain - people are so considerate and know what they are doing.

[Pita]

I'm so thrilled I get to work tomorrow

[WildIrish]

I'm planning on spending my evening fully dressed.

[Pita]

^^^me too and I will not be having hot, wild sex.

[bare4you]

I just love politics

[Pita]

I wish I was still a teenager.

[maddy]

I pray it doesn't rain tonight.

[Fangtasia]

It gonna be nice and cold and wet today

[dicksbro]

I hope traffic is heavy on the way to our daughters

[Fangtasia]

I really hate the Crazy Frog

[dicksbro]

I sure wish it'd turn a hundred in the shade for our trip.

[Pita]

I didn't stay up way to late and am now paying the price.

[Coaster]

I hated sleeping in this morning

[jseal]

I love these rainy weekends.

[bare4you]

I got plenty of sleep last night

[nicole2309]

i am really looking forward to going to work tonight

[dicksbro]

I think I want to quit retirement and go back to work.