Lies! All lies!

[dicksbro]

I'm wish that the temperature hadn't dropped some.

[Pita]

I love it when there is nothing on TV and I get to just channel surf.

[dicksbro]

I love the commercials ... especially those for Di-Tech and for telephone service.

[jseal]

The weekend is much too long.

[dicksbro]

Isn't sex yucky?

[jseal]

I'm not ready for dinner.

[patricknsally]

I didn't get lucky today.

-Sally

[Fangtasia]

I have absolutely nothing i should be doing

[bare4you]

I am not at all wondering about a certain someone.

[wyndhy]

i play smut games all the time, but i wish i didn't

[Fangtasia]

My youngest child is not being very annoying at the moment

[Steph]

I lurve the smell of wet dog.

[dicksbro]

I'm tired of weekends

[jseal]

I'm looking forward to going back to work tomorrow.

[dicksbro]

I kind of hope something still goes wrong today.

[jay-t]

just can"t stand noisy grandkids

[jseal]

My house will be noisier after my son leaves for college.

[bb@po9]

I just love doing the books

[dicksbro]

I hope the power goes out so the air will quit working

[patricknsally]

I absolutely love Summer School!

-Sally

[Coaster]

Ahhhhhhhh....... high humidity!

[dicksbro]

Oh boy! Another work day!

[jseal]

I wish I had more meetings to attend today.

[Pita]

It warms my heart to hear kids fighting.

[ImAllDD]

my husband and I got along today! :bsflag:

[dicksbro]

I think it's very becoming to see the skin blister from the sun.

[jseal]

I had NO problems at work today!

[Pita]

It sucks that I am done working now.

[Coaster]

It sucks that I've got to drive home

[dicksbro]

Having it sucked is terrible.

[dicksbro]

Having it fondled is not too good, either. :(

[Coaster]

Not hot here already

[Pita]

I'm thinking of giving up sex for good.

[Coaster]

^^^ I won't even consider joining you!^^^

[Pita]

I don't lust after Coaster at all.

[BIBI]

I have so much energy and ambition today that I can't decide what to focus it on...

[Coaster]

I can't think of a thing I'd do with TT and Bibi!

[Pita]

Thats because your so boring.

[Coaster]

And you lack imagination!

[Pita]

And you don't lust after me.

[Coaster]

And you didn't just lick your lips!

[Pita]

There is no way I want to be on a private island with you sipping maragaritas.

[Coaster]

And I wouldn't even touch you after a few marg's

[Pita]

A touch from Coaster would just make my skin crawl.

[OzKristin]

i had an absolutely horrible time last night w/ a fellow pixie :devilish:

[WildIrish]

Peanut butter is not awesome.

[Pita]

peanut butter makes me gag.

[WildIrish]

It's worse when you keep it in the refrigerator...and never, ever eat it from the jar with a spoon.

[Pita]

Spoons are for wussies! I never eat peanut butter with my finger. :D

[WildIrish]

I've never licked peanut butter off a nipple either.

[Pita]

Ohhhhh I would hate to have that done to me.

[bare4you]

I wouldn't want to see photos of that

[dicksbro]

The thought of creamy smooth peanut butter softly caressing that pinnacle of loveliness is too horrible to contemplate.

[Pita]

About as sick as the thought of your tongue licking it off.

[dicksbro]

Don't you hate it when the mouth gets moist in anticipation and the body starts to tingle with excitement?

[sodaklostsoul]

That really bothers me ^^^^!

[dicksbro]

Let's all "JUST SAY NO!"

[sodaklostsoul]

I agree!!!

[bare4you]

I really don't want to spend some quality time on line tonight.

[Pita]

^^^Yeah me either, that would be boring.

[dicksbro]

I like boring and dull times. They're so much better than sex and fun.

[bare4you]

I've had so much sex lately, I'm thinking of swearing it off.

[dicksbro]

I never seem to have fun here.

[Pita]

I think I will let my teenager just run her own life now. She seems to think she can do it.

[gekkogecko]

I don't need the money from my paychecks any more. Which of you Pixies should I start signing them over to?

[Pita]

^^^Me!!! :D


I wouldn't want to be filthy rich.

[dicksbro]

I wouldn't want to be filthy rich.

Does that mean no dirty money? :D :D

I'm sorry, I don't like joking around.

[Pita]

DB never makes me laugh.

[dicksbro]

I try to stay very serious and refined here at Pixies.

[Pita]

Yeah and I am a very prudish and reserved woman.

[dicksbro]

I knew that from your posts, TT. :boink:

[Steph]

I thoroughly enjoy being awakened by someone using their outside voice.

[Coaster]

I have nothing to do today!

[Pita]

I just love making lunch for kids that turn around and give it all to the dog.

[dicksbro]

I need to go on a diet, so I set it up one based on buttered popcorn, ice cream and pecan pie. :)

[Pita]

I'm starting DB's new diet plan tomorrow! :thumb:

[dicksbro]

What happens is the fat cells see all that new diet coming at them and they panic, go on strike, and you lose weight! Makes sense, doesn't it?

[Pita]

DB, you are brilliant and this diet plan will make me look like a Super model in no time.

[dicksbro]

I turned sideways in the mirror and almost disappeared. Thank heavens, I had an erection. :)

[Pita]

I'm thinking of running a marathon.

[Steph]

ROFL DB!

I have the most wonderful sense of direction!

[dicksbro]

The secret, Steph, is not to care where you're going. That way, you're always on the right path.

Anyway ... back to the thread ...

I'm so wealthy, they started entering my bank balance using scientific notation. :)

[BSOD]

I've been embezelling funds from dicksbro's account for months.

[gardencat]

i absolutely hate eating pecans

[BSOD]

I refuse to be nice to everybody.

[gardencat]

i love being sweet and hypocritical.

[Aqua]

I'm going to wait until the day is completely over before having lunch.

[BSOD]

I'm going down the street and give that crappy neighbor a piece of my mind, and then I'm going to punch him where it counts.

[Pita]

I don't have someone that I would love to punch right this very moment!

[BSOD]

I can't stand the sight of a woman wearing black lace lingerie.

[Pita]

I think women in burlap is sexier.

[BSOD]

I've never paddled a woman. :spank:

[Pita]

I've never written a D/s fantasy before.

[BSOD]

I've never blindfolded, cuffed and left a nude woman in an empty bathtub. :blink:

[Pita]

^^^Oooo good one!


I have never spent days shopping for the perfect collar.

[BSOD]

I've never used a clit pump on a woman.

[Pita]

I never wore nipple clamps.

[BSOD]

I never woke up a woman using anything besides my hand.

[Pita]

I only like to have vanilla sex.

[BSOD]

I've never done anything that made a woman squirt when she orgasmed.

[Pita]

Can't stand when I am made to squirt.

[BSOD]

I'm disappointed if I don't make her squirt.

[Pita]

^^^Is that a lie?


I going to run away and join a circus.

[BSOD]

^^^Is that a lie?

That is a lie.


I've never used a remote control vibrator on a woman in a restaurant.

[Pita]

I don't ever look at Sybian sex machines and drool.

[BSOD]

I don't have a "sex stand" in my bedroom now.

[Pita]

I haven't been shopping for a naughty school girl outfit.

[BSOD]

I've never given a naughty school girl a bare-bottomed, hard paddling.

[sexspy]

I've never had a bare-bottomed, hard paddling.

[BSOD]

I have a closet full of naked girls.

[dicksbro]

Ah ha! So that's where mine went to. :D

[Pita]

I'm going to give up sex and become a nun.

[gardencat]

well, i've never had sex

[Coaster]

These pix peeps send me make me wanna barf!

[gardencat]

no one ever sends me anything of interest

[Pita]

My afternoon was a huge waste of time.

[BSOD]

The sun was out and I cut the grass.

[sexspy]

There's a party at my house tonight.

[BSOD]

I have a party at my house every night.

[sexspy]

I never enjoy being alone.

[BSOD]

My parties usually get so rowdy the neighbors bring in the police.

[sexspy]

I party with the police.

[BSOD]

I have the police chief in my pocket, so to speak.

[Pita]

I'm thinking about getting a sex change.

[BSOD]

I'm starting a fund raiser for Tess's sex change.

[Pita]

I want to be Superman!

[BSOD]

I want to be faster than a speeding bullet.

[Pita]

I wouldn't want x-ray vision.

[wyndhy]

i taught jenna jameson everything she knows

[BIGbad]

i live at the crabby pattie (http://img.coxnewsweb.com/C/03/78/56/image_1156783.jpg)

[BSOD]

I was John Holmes' stand-in for the close-ups.

[sexspy]

I work for the CIA.

[BSOD]

I'm the Headmaster of an exclusive girls' school and have several students who are working on special projects so they don't flunk out.

[dicksbro]

I love it when the rain we need goes north or south of us.

[bare4you]

I prefer weekends alone

[BSOD]

I'm wearing a pink dress.

[juicy]

I do not fancy the pants off Mel Gibson

[BSOD]

juicy is not wet and willing.

[sexspy]

I am not dreading the evening ahead.

[BSOD]

I just ate an entire turkey.

[bare4you]

I am not thinking about that email I just got.

[juicy]

I am not thinking about sending someone an email

[wyndhy]

i am immortal

[BSOD]

I died yesterday.

[bare4you]

I am not happy right now!

[Pita]

I am such a good cook I might become a world class chef.

[wyndhy]

I died yesterday.
i am not lmao right now.

[bare4you]

I do not see the humor in that ^^

[BSOD]

bare4you is typing while blindfolded.

[bare4you]

I can always think of something to say that is funny.

[sexspy]

BSOD is typing with his nose.

[BSOD]

Actually, I'm not using my hands to type!

[Pita]

I type using only my mental brilliance

[BSOD]

I've been blinded by Tess's brilliance.

[sexspy]

That didn't create a 'visual.'

[BSOD]

I never have visuals.

[Pita]

I have a boner right now heehee

[BSOD]

Still no visual!

[sexspy]

I believe that.

[BSOD]

I'm not thinking about that any longer!

[sexspy]

I believe that too.

[BSOD]

My neck doesn't hurt.

[juicy]

I am so wide awake

[BSOD]

I'm pleased with how well the Browser Hijack Blaster program worked.

[dicksbro]

I'm really tired of being retired.

[Pita]

I just love getting up early to work on a Saturday!

[dicksbro]

I had an offer to be a mattress tester at $30/hr ... but I told them I wanted something really grimey and stressful for minimum wage.

[Pita]

I think I should just watch kids for free. It's so much fun and all.

[dicksbro]

I wouldn't want to be a one of those kids ^^^^^ ... :lust:

[Pita]

If I had to watch DB I would put myself in time out.

[dicksbro]

LOL ... oops ... NOT ... :)

I'll ask the consierge if that could be a time-out for two! :)

[Pita]

I would rather go to the dentist then have a romantic getaway.

[dicksbro]

When I go to buy bread, I look for the "moldy oldies."

[Pita]

I hate chocolate

[Bluetigertone]

I love celibacy

[dicksbro]

I sure wish gas prices would go up.

[Bluetigertone]

I agree........... Electricity prices as well!!!

[Pita]

I have been so busy today and my house is sparkling.

[Bluetigertone]

I dont like TT's new Avatar

[Pita]

I hate looking for sexy avs.

[sexspy]

I have a large collection of AV's to choose from.

[BSOD]

I'll fly to all the Pixie's women to take sexy photos of each one at my own expense.

[Pita]

I'm letting BSOD come to my house first.

[BSOD]

I'm using my Frequent Flier miles to get there.

[Pita]

I'm going to answer the door in just my high heels.

[BSOD]

I won't be knocking on the door with my hand.

[Pita]

I think I will invite the neighbors over to watch.

[BSOD]

I'll ask the neighbors to join in.

[Pita]

Always been my dream to be in an orgy.

[BSOD]

I'm the president of the neighborhood orgy club.

[Pita]

I'm going to throw away all my sex toys and become a prude.

[BSOD]

I'll make a fortune selling Tess's used sex toys on ebay.

[dicksbro]

I'll make a fortune selling Tess's used sex toys on ebay.

That's no lie, you no doubt could. Then again, it may be, because those would be collector's items and you'd want to keep them. :) Okay, I give up. :D

I don't like popcorn. :corn:

[Pita]

^^^Your so funny!


I'm getting tired of my computer and think I'll give it away.

[juicy]

I don't enjoy playing these games

[Pita]

Smut games are for losers and I am the biggest loser of them all.

[Bluetigertone]

I dont like red wine

[Pita]

I love being married.

[Bluetigertone]

I dont like chocolate

[Studmuffin69]

My wife says I'm the world's greatest husband.

[dicksbro]

I'm all ready for Christmas.

[bare4you]

I am not ready for school to start again.

[dicksbro]

I love to skip past the shows so I can see the commercials.

[BSOD]

I miss seeing the old test patterns on TV.

[Bluetigertone]

Its raining here, how lovely

[BSOD]

I really enjoyed cutting the grass this afternoon!

[dicksbro]

I think the brown grass and withering corn adds a certain artistic touch to the local landscape.

[Pita]

Having a huge fight with my kid really made my morning happy.

[Coaster]

I hate the fall-like weather

[Pita]

It didn't freak me out to get a $320 electric bill this month. :eek:

[dicksbro]

I sure love it when the house gets messy.

[Pita]

I wouldn't want to win the lottery and travel the world.

[bare4you]

I don't need a nap today.

[Aqua]

Yup... looooong days at work. That's what life is all about.

[Pita]

I wish I had more family drama in my life.

[WildIrish]

pizza sucks

[BSOD]

The Hummer H2 gets great gas mileage.

[dicksbro]

I don't care how much gasoline costs.

[Bluetigertone]

I just love the rain

[Steph]

I'm getting tired of my computer and think I'll give it away.

:rofl:

Me, too!

[jseal]

Work is great fun!

[WildIrish]

I'm not really much of a wiseass.

[Aqua]

I wish someone would please convince the Pepsi Co. that Mt Dew production should stop immediately. I never want to see another can of the stuff as long as I live.

[Pita]

I love Mt. Dew. *Rocky Mt. piss water :D *

[dicksbro]

What would discontinuing it do to us bottle fillers??? :eek:

[Bluetigertone]

I just wish my wife would stop giving me :bj:

[Pita]

I don't enjoy Friday's and the end of a work week.

[jseal]

I hate the cooler weather.

[WildIrish]

I never really understood why some animals eat their young.

[girlredhot]

I hate sex in the shower.

[WildIrish]

I wouldn't know...I've never had it.

[Pita]

I don't need some hot, sweet lovin'

[bare4you]

I hope TT doesn't get what she needs.

[Fangtasia]

I have absolutely nothing i should be doing

[patricknsally]

I love it when family drops by unannouced and your in the middle of great sex!

[dicksbro]

I love confusion and chaos

[Pita]

I'm going to just sit in my nightie all day and do nothing.

[Bluetigertone]

I want to stop playing Smut Games.

[jseal]

I just HATE Saturdays!

[bare4you]

I am so happy it is going to rain tomorrow

[Pita]

I'm bummed that hurricane didn't blow through my town.

[dicksbro]

I always love the precison and accuracy we see in weather forecasting.

[Pita]

I really believe DB is shy and unassuming.

[wyndhy]

president bush has been caught viewing gay porn on the internet.

[dicksbro]

I really believe DB is shy and unassuming.

Aw, shucks, I thought you were suppose to be fibbing here. (Where's a blushing wallflower smilie when you need one?)

I think I'll become a politician.

[dicksbro]

president bush has been caught viewing gay porn on the internet.

With Hilliary! :yikes:

:faint:

[jseal]

I have not missed osuche at all!

[bare4you]

I would never want someone from Pixies to run for a political office.

[jseal]

The humidity today makes garden work very pleasant.

[dicksbro]

I like seen the grass turn brown and the ground crack.