Lies! All lies!

[pinkFlames]

I'm caressing a Siberian Tiger.

[dicksbro]

I'm caressing a Siberian Tiger.

Oh boy, you found Fluffy. :)

[pinkFlames]

Oh boy, you found Fluffy. :)

And he whispered all your dirty little secrets to me.

[dicksbro]

Fluffy needs to floss.

[pinkFlames]

I bought a new toilet brush especially for Fluffy's teeth.

[Coaster]

30 days of rain is not depressing at all!

[flyingsquirrel2]

I ate a live rhinoceros.

[dicksbro]

I ate a live rhinoceros.

Welcome to the Pixies Smut Games, flyingsquirrel2! :wave: Always great to see another Pixie join us! :thumbs:

Myself, well, I had alligator eggs for breakfast yesterday. :boink:

[pinkFlames]

We invited a monkey to dinner tonight.

[dicksbro]

We invited a monkey to dinner tonight.

I'd bet it's one of PF's from The Flying Monkey! :yikes:

[pinkFlames]

The monkey was so obnoxious that we ended up shooting him and eating him tonight.

[dicksbro]

We always have dinner in the morning and save breakfast for our evening snack.

[pinkFlames]

I had a very peaceful day

[dicksbro]

I'm not going to my Wednesday morning meeting today.

[jseal]

The city’s recycling schedule is not changing next week.

[dicksbro]

We don't recycle ... we're trying to build bigger landfills.

[pinkFlames]

I have the most obedient child on the planet.

[dicksbro]

I feel so wide awake, I may not take a nap today.

[pinkFlames]

I never talk to anyone on Yahoo.

[dicksbro]

I never talk to anyone ... I'm such a recluse.

[pinkFlames]

I never have relationship difficulties.

[jseal]

I make way too much money.

[dicksbro]

We're not going to go to Holland.

[pinkFlames]

I don't have any pets or children.

[dicksbro]

We're loaning our kids out.

[jseal]

We don't miss dicksbro! :(

[pinkFlames]

I've never heard of any dicksbro???

[jseal]

dicksbro ... that's one of the pretty Pixies' women.

[pinkFlames]

Oh, I think I've seen her in a pretty pink bra and panty set. She's the redhead.

[dicksbro]

Nah, that was PF. :D

[jseal]

Too many people post to this thread.

[pinkFlames]

That's because it's too controversial.

[dicksbro]

I'm sure glad I'm such a reclusive type.

[pinkFlames]

I hate my hair being brushed.

[dicksbro]

I'm sure enjoying these chemo treatments. It's fun to drive 25-miles each way and waste half or more of a day.

[pinkFlames]

I'm jealous of dicksbro's ordeal.

[jseal]

I am not babysitting a nephew.

[pinkFlames]

I don't have a daughter

[dicksbro]

I've never had any problems with our children.

[pinkFlames]

My boyfriend's daughter was born yesterday.

[jseal]

I will put in some unpaid overtime tomorrow.

[dicksbro]

I'm painting a large nude on the outside of our house.

[pinkFlames]

I'm modelling for dickbro's painting

[dicksbro]

We don't have Japanese beetles trying to eat all the leaves off our white birch trees. :mad:

[pinkFlames]

My cat is overjoyed that the backyard is full of kids.

[dicksbro]

I wasn't really tired yesterday.

[jseal]

I never get any sales calls at home.

[dicksbro]

We're not going to Indianapolis tomorrow to go to the horse races.

[pinkFlames]

My feet are toasty warm.

[jseal]

I did not sweat profusely while trimming the bushes this weekend.

[pinkFlames]

My bush has not been trimmed lately. :p

[dicksbro]

Horseraces are no fun at all.

[pinkFlames]

Horseraces are no fun at all.

That's me in the lead. :)

[dicksbro]

I wondered who that was running along side me. :D

[jseal]

I will be putting in a few hours of overtime today.

[CuteCoupleOz]

I will dye my hair blond today.

[dicksbro]

We didn't enjoy going to our neighbor's son's wedding today.

[pinkFlames]

My cat did not walk across the keyboard a minute ago.

[jseal]

I am unhappy that Catch22 & Kathy01 have returned.

[dicksbro]

Politicians are such neat people ... always honest and always putting the people first.

[pinkFlames]

I love it when my kid has visitors.

[dicksbro]

I'm sure glad I get to spend money on new tires this morning.

[pinkFlames]

I've got a perfectly clear kitchen table.

[dicksbro]

I didn't go for a walk yesterday.

[jseal]

I'm not hungry

[Hotdave4u]

Im 2ft tall but a master of the unknown, I jest not and I hate being so small :sex:

[dicksbro]

I'm thinking I might go lay nude on one of central Illinois' huge sandy beaches bordering that mammoth inland sea ... Clinton Lake.

[pinkFlames]

I've got my binoculars ready, so I can watch dicksbro sunbaking.

[dicksbro]

I'm not hungry.

[pinkFlames]

I'm not crowded by a cat and a naughty girl right now.

[jseal]

I am not in the doghouse right now! :(

[dicksbro]

It's not time for supper yet.

[pinkFlames]

My child has not let a pet mouse loose.

[dicksbro]

We sold two kids when the cost of feeding them got too high.

[jseal]

The temperature is steadily falling! :(

[dicksbro]

The stars are so bright, all the streetlights have turned off.

[pinkFlames]

I would never eat cereal at bedtime.

[dicksbro]

I like getting cereal crumbs on the sheets before I lay down.

[pinkFlames]

I have perfect teeth.

[dicksbro]

My car will do 0-60 in 2.2 seconds.

[pinkFlames]

I send my daughter to school in a stretch limousine.

[jseal]

Our collectibles do not collect dust.

[dicksbro]

I had 14 hamburgers last night for supper.

[pinkFlames]

I've just had my hair styled like Marge Simpson's.

[dicksbro]

I always tell the truth in this thread. :boink:

[osuche]

I am feeling happy and content right now.

[dicksbro]

I'll sure be glad when these sunny warm days turn bitterly cold with blowing snow and icy roads.

[pinkFlames]

My kitchen is completely clear of clutter.

[dicksbro]

I'm buyng a sheep to replace my lawn mower.

[jseal]

I am willing to sell you one of my sheep at a very reasonable price. :rolleyes:

[pinkFlames]

It's 11.05 in the morning.

[dicksbro]

I don't have anything to do today.

[jseal]

Neither do I. :rofl:

[dicksbro]

This answer is being auto-generated by my auto-post-answering service. Me, well, I'm taking a nap. :)

[pinkFlames]

There's two boys hanging around behind me right now.

[dicksbro]

Wow! The sun is out bright and it's only 3:40AM.

[jseal]

The rain is falling and the sky is clear.

[dicksbro]

It's been an ugly day ... white clouds; bright sunshine; temperature in the 70s ... how much more of this punishment can we take. :shrug:

[jseal]

It has been a dry summer here in Maryland.

[dicksbro]

I'm sure glad to see it starting to get dark earlier in the evenings and stay dark later in the mornings.

[pinkFlames]

I love my daughter's tantrums.

[dicksbro]

It's so wonderful catching a cold and having my head hurt and my nose congested.

[jseal]

It has been a dry summer here in Maryland.
... still no rain.

[dicksbro]

It hasn't been raining here, either. The cars are dripping with dryness.

[pinkFlames]

My car just turned into a big red tomato

[dicksbro]

This cold has really made me feel wonderful.

[pinkFlames]

My daughter ate all her dinner tonight

[CuteCoupleOz]

I'm really happy to have been awake since before 4AM.

[dicksbro]

We sure didn't have fun at a picnic we went to this afternoon.

[jseal]

I was not with our Scouts at Gettysburg this weekend.

[gekkogecko]

I want everybody to make their personal problems my emergencies.

[jseal]

Our Scout Troop did not camp at Gettysburg this last weekend.

[dicksbro]

I'm not still tired this morning.

[pinkFlames]

I haven't felt unwell at all today.

[dicksbro]

I decided to skip tomorrow's chemo.

[jseal]

I'll probably go in to work for a few hours on the Labor Day holiday.

[dicksbro]

I know I dream of starting a new career when I turn 70 ... I'll be looking for another 30 years of joyful work to look forward to.

[pinkFlames]

The last few days have run gloriously smooth without any hitches at all.

[jseal]

I enjoyed steam cleaning the rugs and carpets today.

[dicksbro]

I don't need to get any yard or outside work done before it turns cold out.

[jseal]

I'm posting this from work.

[dicksbro]

I'm letting my cat do all my posting this morning.

[pinkFlames]

I don't like music

[dicksbro]

I sure hope they put some bad news on the the morning news show.

[jseal]

I have nothing to do.

[dicksbro]

I didn't go for coffee this morning.

[pinkFlames]

Not worried about my daughter's welfare.

[dicksbro]

I hear Luxembourg is going to develop weapons of mass destruction.

[jseal]

The American automobile manufacturers are having a good year.

[dicksbro]

I can hardly wait until they deliver my new Lamborghini Reventon.http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x73/green001_01/Lamborghini_Reventon_wallpaper_by_L.png

[Pita]

DB is going to run away with me in his new Lamborghini Reventon. :brows:

[dicksbro]

My bags are packed and the engine is running. :)

[pinkFlames]

I thought Lamborghini was a kind of horse.

[dicksbro]

I tried running it on oats, but it didn't work. :(

[pinkFlames]

I suggest feeding the Lamborghini Italian oats only.

[dicksbro]

I order my Italian oats directly from Rome.

[pinkFlames]

I receive all profits from the sale of Italian oats sold to Lamborghini owners.

[jseal]

I manage pinkFlames' Italian oats business.

[Pita]

I only buy Italian oatmeal cookies....oh and shoes.

[dicksbro]

I love Italian oatmeal shoes, even if they are a bit squishy. :rolleyes2

[jseal]

I did not post this.

[dicksbro]

I don't think much of changing avatars very often.

[gekkogecko]

I think everyone should change their avatars every day!

[dicksbro]

The sun is setting behind those tall, towering Illinois mountains ... sometimes called the Heartland Himalayas.

[jseal]

^^ :rofl:


I am not feeling my age these days.

[dicksbro]

I didn't go out for breakfast this morning.

[pinkFlames]

I'm feeling absolutely fantastic right now.

[dicksbro]

I'm anxious to see our taxes raised.

[pinkFlames]

I don't have any pregnant friends at the moment.

[jseal]

I do!

[Pita]

I'm thinking of giving up drinking coffee now that I work for Starbucks.

[dicksbro]

I'm betting it'll snow today just to upset everyone who have been bragging about our weather.

[jseal]

I get no junk mail.

[dicksbro]

I don't still feel tired.

[jseal]

Life is simple and easy.

[dicksbro]

I didn't buy a second tuxedo yesterday.

[Pita]

I miss the rain.

[dicksbro]

I love it when it rains and I have things to do outdoors. Nothing more fun than getting soaked and muddy while trying to work. :)

[pinkFlames]

My ex is the most agreeable person I know.

[dicksbro]

I tend to shy away from sex sites like Pixies.

[jseal]

:nana: Nothing went right for me today. :nana:

[pinkFlames]

Only twisted people would post pics of themselves on the Internet.

[dicksbro]

I like to booze things up when I'm posting.

[Pita]

I'm as frigid as an iceberg in the dead of winter.

[dicksbro]

I try to avoid early morning posting at Pixies.

[jseal]

I was not busy yesterday.

[dicksbro]

It's going to be a very hot week weatherwise with highs in the mid to upper 60s.

[Pita]

I was sad that I wasn't able to pull a double shift at work today.

[dicksbro]

I don't need to run into Peoria this morning to pick up a DVD I had ordered.

[pinkFlames]

I never get animals on my shoulder.

[dicksbro]

I don't like walking in parks.

[Pita]

I'm thinking of getting my teeth filed so I can be a vampire.

[dicksbro]

I'm taking a course on lying to the public so I can be a politician.

[jseal]

Politicians never lie.

[dicksbro]

No wonder we doubt our politicians. They must not have taken the course I'm taking. :)

[Pita]

I'm growing a beard so I can join the circus

[dicksbro]

I quit my high-wire act in the circus cuz' I got tired of my beard.

[pinkFlames]

I think sex is only for procreation.

[dicksbro]

I'm so shy, I try not to take off my clothes for sex.

[jseal]

The World Wide Web will come to nothing.

[dicksbro]

It's fun to receive a lot of SPAM in your mailbox.

[Pita]

I eat spam.

[dicksbro]

We never have used Spam when making ham salad.

[pinkFlames]

I didn't notice that SPAM is MAPS spelled backwards.

[Pita]

I can turn into a mermaid at will.

[dicksbro]

I'm not still tired this morning.

[Pita]

I loathe dark chocolate

[dicksbro]

I'm going to stay in bed all day.

[Pita]

I'm a rockstar :hippy:

[GusAspar]

I won the lottery on Saturday

[dicksbro]

I never tell fibs in this thread.

[pinkFlames]

I got plenty of sleep last night.

[dicksbro]

We're not going to Indianapolis this weekend to meet our new granddaughter.

[Pita]

I can't wait for my Joe to go out of town next week.

[dicksbro]

I'm sure glad that I don't have anything to pack for our trip.

[Pita]

I have eyes in the back of my head.

[dicksbro]

The car we took to Indianapolis got 86 miles to the gallon. (It would have been more, but we did a lot of city driving. :boink: )

[pinkFlames]

I'm so sorry my daughter had to go to school today.

[dicksbro]

We sent our kids to Nome, Alaska for their schooling. The bus ride took six days each way. :boink:

[pinkFlames]

My daughter's teacher resembles a penguin.

[dicksbro]

Sounds fishy to me which makes it all the more believable.

[jseal]

We did not attend a very wet Renfest yesterday.

[dicksbro]

We didn't go to a great German restaurant last night for supper.

[Pita]

I'm a professional belly dancer

[dicksbro]

I was Peter North's stud double in many of his movies.

[jseal]

We'd all be better off without pets.

[dicksbro]

Our pets are well-behaved and sit quietly at the table waiting for supper to be served. :boink:

[pinkFlames]

My pets learn to open cans and prepare their own meals.

[dicksbro]

Our cats are reading "War and Peace" to my wife and I.

[jseal]

My daughter does not have a friend visiting until Saturday.

[gekkogecko]

Hey, I'm so excited about my work, that I've been doing that instaed of hanging out all day on Pixie's!

[dicksbro]

I'm suppose to be ready to head out in an hour, but I think I'll stay here instead.

[jseal]

My daughter will not have TWO friends spend the night tonight! :eek:

[dicksbro]

Last night I was really happy.

[pinkFlames]

Everyone is so very very honest in this thread.

[dicksbro]

I want to go ice skating this afternoon.

[Pita]

I'm so happy to not have any drama in my life.

[dicksbro]

I love all the rain we're getting ... watching the farmers unable to get into their fields to harvest the corn or soybeans and then paying dearly to get them dried out.

[Fangtasia]

I really did not get another fishtank ;)

[dicksbro]

We didn't just run out of Orange Juice this morning. :(

[Pita]

I'm really upset that I don't have to work today.

[BeautyMaker]

I love driving an hour to and from work

[dicksbro]

Wasting gasoline is the best part of long drives.

[Pita]

Tomorrow I'm going to shave my head bald and become a munk.

[dicksbro]

I just got myself a job as a pro-football player. :boink:

[jseal]

I am not drowsy just now.

[Pita]

I'm a sex therapist in need of a few good patients.

[pinkFlames]

I had a good night's sleep last night.

[dicksbro]

I had a good night's sleep last night.
I didn't.

[BeautyMaker]

I love slow days at work

[Maleslut1186]

I hate slow days at work it makes the day drag on

[Pita]

I just became a fairy princess and I don't have to EVER work again!

[dicksbro]

Bill Gates just called and wants me to take over Microsoft.

[pinkFlames]

Hey! Did you know that Bill Gates is my twin brother?

[dicksbro]

I suspected that all along. :boink:

[jseal]

I'll probably work late this evening.

[dicksbro]

I hope to stay up all night watching the Weather Channel.

[Pita]

I sleep with my eyes open

[dicksbro]

I'm going to become a commercial airline pilot and fly 747's as a hobby.

[jseal]

I can build one ^^^ for you, if you would like.

[Pita]

I'm going to go out and dance the night away.

[BeautyMaker]

I love that she totally screwed my hair up when she cut it.

[dicksbro]

With a high in the mid-70s yesterday, we lit a fire in the fireplace and snuggled down under five heavy blankets.

[Pita]

Today we went looking at houses and bought ourselves a mansion. :nod:

[dicksbro]

I thought we'd priced that mansion for an early sale. :D

[pinkFlames]

I'm so grateful we're expecting an early heatwave. I'm looking forward to seeing how high my electricity bill can go.

[dicksbro]

To save a little money, we've decided to not use our furnace this winter, but, to keep a candle lit on our dining room table.

[jseal]

I do not have the windows open and the heat off today.

[dicksbro]

I wasn't thrilled to hear that a dear friend was out of ICU and into a private room at the hospital.

[jseal]

It is not still unseasonably warm.