Lies! All lies!

[IowaMan]

Sure am upset that they got jseal's new floor in before Christmas. :mad:

[dicksbro]

I hate it when things go right.

[IowaMan]

I think I'll go outside nekkid and scrape the rest of the ice off of my car.

[dicksbro]

I did that to the excited cheers of the neighbors.

[IowaMan]

^^^ :roflmao:

I wouldn't have liked to have set up a hot chocolate stand for the audience.

[dicksbro]

At a dollar a cup, you might have made a quarter or so. :(

[IowaMan]

I had the polar bears from the Coca Cola commercials over for a party earlier and a couple of them got a bit frisky underneath the mistletoe.

[dicksbro]

http://www.iconarchive.com/icon/seasonal/christmassmilies_by_livepencil/Santa4.gif We didn't have any last-minute stuff to do to get ready for Christmas ... everything was done in October. http://www.iconarchive.com/icon/seasonal/christmassmilies_by_livepencil/Santa4.gif

[jseal]

I am not champing at the bit to open my presents.

[dicksbro]

I didn't get anything I wanted.

[jseal]

Yesterday was boring.

[dicksbro]

Its suppose to get into the upper 80s tomorrow.

[jseal]

I have finished cleaning up after the Christma Feast.

[IowaMan]

I won a gold medal for the USA Synchronized Masturbation Team at the '84 Olympic Games.

[dicksbro]

I just won the Publisher's Clearing House $5000/wk for Life Prize!

[IowaMan]

Today I think I'll take Lou the cat down to the beauty shop and have his fur permed. :yikes:

[dicksbro]

I'm watching that documentary, "Johnny Dangerously."

[IowaMan]

I am Waldo! :yikes:

[IowaMan]

Stray kitty didn't just scratch the living hell out of me because she was scared. :(

[dicksbro]

I think I'll run out and get a hamburger, fries and a big milk shake.

[jseal]

I enjoyed waking up at 03:00 to take my daughter to the airport.

[IowaMan]

I was overjoyed to see my neighbor out shoveling her driveway earlier.

[dicksbro]

I was thrilled at a party last night when someone took my coat home with them.

[CrazeeeWhorse]

I will be returning a coat, from Last Nights Drunken Orgy,,, :yikes:

[dicksbro]

We decided not to go to Decatur to visit with my wife's brothers and sisters and to meet our new GREAT-NIECE of three months.

[CrazeeeWhorse]

(Ouch, sorry, No disrespect intended) Was attempting to be clever?

[dicksbro]

It was disgusting when, on our way home from Decatur, we were able to get gasoline for $.11/gal less at a little town south of us.

[jseal]

I had a good night's sleep.

[IowaMan]

At midnight, my balls will drop to the floor, the head of my penis will light up and a "Happy New Year! 2008" sign will be seen all over town. Oh yeah, and the crowd will go wild. :p

[CrazeeeWhorse]

(LOL,That was clever), "I Wish I Could Get Tickets To See That" Crazeeeeeeee

[dicksbro]

I believe IowaMan's description of New Year's Eve. :boink:

[jseal]

It snowed here last night.

[dicksbro]

It was warm and sunny here, today.

[CrazeeeWhorse]

I AM SO CONFUSED :huh:

[dicksbro]

Another beautiful, balmy day where birds will sing and children will go splashing in their swimming pools. :)

[jseal]

Our public swimming pools are open year-round.

[dicksbro]

http://www.thesmilies.com/smilies/expressive/liar.gif (http://www.thesmilies.com) Would you believe all the spring flowers are budding out this morning. http://www.thesmilies.com/smilies/expressive/liar.gif (http://www.thesmilies.com)

[jseal]

My son is always cheerful in the morning.

[dicksbro]

I think I'm going on a bismark and coffee diet.

[IowaMan]

I'm hoping the baseball season is cancelled this year.

[IowaMan]

Scarecrow is going to hate his new DSL hookup so badly that he'll be wishing he had the dial-up again within the hour.

[Fangtasia]

I definately did not just buy a brand new 5ft fish tank ;)

[dicksbro]

I'm adding a new indoor pool, gym and exercise room onto our home.

[jseal]

I did no housework today.

[dicksbro]

I think I'll buy the Waldorf-Astoria in New York so I'll have someplace to stay if I go there.

[jseal]

I always look forward to the problems Modays provide.

[dicksbro]

I'm going to watch Friday's TV shows today so I can keep Friday clear for doing other things. :spin:

[IowaMan]

I didn't use the unseasonably warm temperatures as an excuse to change the oil in my car this afternoon.

[dicksbro]

I was hoping the tornado would come closer than 5 miles from here.

[IowaMan]

I wish that tornado would come back my way and blow some of this fog out of the area.

[dicksbro]

The people south of here just called and said they wanted to keep it all for themselves. :boink:

[jseal]

Today has been fun at the office! :(

[IowaMan]

I didn't stop watching the Iowa/Ohio State basketball game early in the second half.

[jseal]

I do not need to lose weight.

[dicksbro]

We're not going to see our new grandson tomorrow morning.

[IowaMan]

These cats aren't a bit on the frisky side this morning.

[dicksbro]

I don't expect to be very happy meeting my new grandson this morning.

[jseal]

I wish I were at the office today.

[dicksbro]

My grandson didn't fall asleep when I held him yesterday.

[jseal]

My stomach is not upset. :(

[dicksbro]

My wife hasn't been gone for the last hour.

[IowaMan]

I'm dating Jessica Simpson.

[dicksbro]

I didn't just watch "Cars" again for the upteenth time.

[THC]

Id rather watch poker on TV than play it

[dicksbro]

My desk is always spotless.

[jseal]

I hope it snows here!

[dicksbro]

I think NASCAR is going to build a new racetrack here in Peoria and, Columbia has already bought the movie rights. :boink:

[IowaMan]

I hope we get about 10 feet of snow tonight. I plan on making a huge addition to my house with it. The igloo look is in you know. :p

[dicksbro]

We're not going to have Taco Bell tonight.

[jseal]

I am eagerly anticipating my visit to the Health Center.

[dicksbro]

I'm not watching Ghostbusters right now.

[jseal]

I stayed home today.

[IowaMan]

Today I built an ice sculpture of myself in my front yard.

[dicksbro]

Looks like a good day for another naked walk in the woods.

[jseal]

I plan to go to work tomorrow.

[dicksbro]

I think instead of PAGAN 08, I'm going to head for Point Barrow, Alaska this summer and go walrus hunting while rowing a kayak in the Artic Ocean.

[jseal]

The house is noisy now that the children are back in school.

[dicksbro]

I didn't enjoy our dinner out at all last night.

[jseal]

I went to work today.

[dicksbro]

I don't have anything to do today.

[jseal]

College tuition should be increased.

[dicksbro]

It's not snowing out right now.

[jseal]

My wife is not feeling under the weather today.

[dicksbro]

I'm not hoping she ^^^^ gets to feeling better soon.

Give her some good hot tea and chicken soup! That won't help!

http://www.getsmileyface.com/new/tea_cup_smileys/4.gif

[Neige]

I'm really looking forward to walking home from the lab!

[Coaster]

I prefer working to going home and sucking down a cold Capt & Coke!

[dicksbro]

Myself, I love stripping down and doing dance numbers in our yard while the neighbors are grilling.

[jseal]

This week has been SO MUCH FUN at the office!

[dicksbro]

I hope gasoline goes back over $3.00/gal.

[IowaMan]

I'm going to get my Saturn jacked up so it rides as high as a monster truck.

[dicksbro]

I'm on a hunger strike.

[jseal]

I do not have a medical check up scheduled later today.

[dicksbro]

I'm buying one of the first tickets to ride on Virgin Galactic's sub-orbiter once testing is completed. They've agreed to let me call the flight, "The Wings of Pixies." :boink:

[jseal]

^^ I'm scalping the tix ^^ :D

[dicksbro]

I can see it now ... "Jseal rides scalped virgins!" :D

[IowaMan]

I'm back to 100% after my little bout with walking pneumonia.

[dicksbro]

I'm glad I don't feel all congested. :(

[jseal]

My fingers are not FREEZING!

[dicksbro]

I sure hate being inside posting when I could be outside enjoying the invigorating winter breeze blowing some snowflakes around.

[jseal]

Programming computers is easy.

[dicksbro]

I feel like I could run a mile or two.

[jseal]

Meetings are fun!

[dicksbro]

I love being diabetic.

[jseal]

I prefer rainy weekends to bright, clears ones.

[dicksbro]

I think we might leave tomorrow for Nashville so we won't be late for PAGAN 08.

[jseal]

Weekend chores excite me.

[dicksbro]

I think I'm going to shovel all the snow in our yard into one big pile so I'll be able to make snow cones this summer.

[jseal]

I'm looking forward to this week's monthly close at work.

[Coaster]

I just love snow!!

[jseal]

I just hate it when other people join me in the Games!

[IowaMan]

I'm hoping beyond hope that the forecast is correct and we actually get 20 inches of snow instead of the 6 to 10 they had been predicting.

[jseal]

Super Tuesday was so much fun that I think it should be an annual affair!

[IowaMan]

I'm just taking a break from building an addition to my house out of the snow we got last night and today.

[dicksbro]

I build a room onto our house out of our snow. I'm using it as a sauna.

[Pita]

Tomorrow I'm going to visit DB in his sauna.......naked! :brows:

[IowaMan]

I don't think Tess should swing on over by my place when she's done at DB's. :D

[dicksbro]

I believe that ^^^^. :boink:

[IowaMan]

Pitchers and catchers don't report to Spring Training on Thursday. :p

[Goofy]

I think I'm going to run for President on the "I don't give a darn" platform.

[dicksbro]

Now that's a platform I couldn't support.

[Goofy]

It's a terribly warm day here.

[dicksbro]

I don't have to go get a blood test this morning.

[IowaMan]

This feels like a good morning to take a leisurely sroll around town wearing only my underwear and socks.

[dicksbro]

I'm glad I don't have a doctor's appointment this afternoon.

[jseal]

It is not dark outside.

[CrazeeeWhorse]

:gb: I was brought back by popular demand, :fart: Crazeeeeeeeee

[dicksbro]

This winter's been so much fun, I can hardly wait for next winter to get here.

[IowaMan]

My cats don't have me laughing my butt off at them right now.

[Coaster]

I sooooo want to go to work now...............

[dicksbro]

I think I'm going to stay up straight through til' Monday.

[Pita]

I'm not excited about tomorrow and seeing what bling I might have waiting for me.

[jseal]

TinglingTess has dull, uninteresting AVs.

[dicksbro]

I don't have anything to do today.

[jseal]

I am wealthy!

[dicksbro]

I'm not tired and ready for a nap.

[Fangtasia]

I not looking forward to seeing my parents

[Pita]

I'm not looking forward to a day of shopping with my mom and daughter tomorrow.

[dicksbro]

I didn't wake up too early this morning.

[jseal]

I am not lookig forward to going out this evening.

[dicksbro]

My afternoon is not going to be a busy one.

[rabbit]

I can't wait to go to dinner with my boss this week.

[Pita]

I have no desire to move into a brand new house that I design.

[jseal]

I am not looking forward to this weekend starting tomorrow! :)

[grl2naughty]

I do not want to retire in my bed chamber for the night. :)

[dicksbro]

I don't think I want to go for a walk this morning.

[jseal]

The drive home today will be brief.

[dicksbro]

I don't have to get ready for a St Patrick's Day service in Peoria.

[Cjack]

I'm 67, been married 49 years and still a virgin!

[dicksbro]

I'm going to go outside now and let the air out of my car's tires.

[Pita]

The taste of coffee makes me gag

[Coaster]

I'm 67, been married 49 years and still a virgin!


I KNEW you weren't 67!!!!!!


I'm tall, dark and handsome......... (oh boy what a setup!)

[Pita]

I'm a short, fat, bald man who has a fetish for photographers. :brows:

[dicksbro]

I'm an insanely wealthy man that hates photographing nude women.

[Pita]

DB's latest AV doesn't have me mesmerized at all.

[dicksbro]

I don'T ever drool hTTp://besTsmileys.com/drooling/3.gif looking aT Tess' AVs eiTher.

[jseal]

Yeah, they’re kinda boring.

[dicksbro]

I Think I'll run naked Through The park Today ... in The rain and snow wiTh TemperaTures around 40F.

[jseal]

We are not fortunate to be enjoying a beautiful Spring morning!

[Coaster]

I didn't make popcorn and not going to go pop in a movie now!

[dicksbro]

I didn't watch "I Am Legend" yesterday afternoon.

[Coaster]

I wouldn't want to be hugging Tess right now!!!

[dicksbro]

I live such a shy and unassuming life.

[IowaMan]

The baby kittens my cat had the other day aren't absolutely adorable.

[dicksbro]

I'm not still tired.

[Pita]

I can't wait to leave for another exciting day of selling gas, cigarettes, and lottery tickets!

[dicksbro]

I'm wondering how I can volunteer to be on jury duty every day.

[IowaMan]

In order to save money on gas, I cut the bottom out of my car and am now using it as if it were a Flintstone-mobile.

[dicksbro]

Good idea, IowaMan. I've tried to only go to places that are downhill from our house so that I can coast there in neutral with the engine turned off.

[IowaMan]

I write the songs that make the whole world sing. I write the songs of love and special things. I write the songs that make the young girls cry. I write the songs, I write the songs.

[dicksbro]

It's hard to type with this ravishing young lady sitting on my lap kissing my neck and fondling my private parts.

[jseal]

My children never get into trouble.

[dicksbro]

I hope it's cold and rainy today.

[jseal]

It is sunny and clear outside.

[dicksbro]

I hate going to parks

[IowaMan]

Osuche said she wishes she was getting fucked every which way 'til Sunday so I'm sending her a gigolo who looks just like me to fill the void until I can get to California.

[dicksbro]

I asked my wife and she said I could go for you, IM. :slurp:

[Fangtasia]

I dont want to move from where i am!

[dicksbro]

It's going to be a bright, sunny, and hot day here today.

[jseal]

I am not listening to the opening of the 3rd movement of Brahms' Symphony #4.

[dicksbro]

I am not listening to the opening of the 3rd movement of Brahms' Symphony #4.

That's because I turned the volume down. :)

[jseal]

Sacrilege :yikes: ! You'll never hear the triangle!

I was not amused by dicksbro's post above. :)

[dicksbro]

I love seeing it rain this evening with the sure and certain knowledge that they're expecting more of the same tomorrow.

[jseal]

Everything is running smoothly at the office today!

[dicksbro]

I don't think I'll be going to Springfield tomorrow.

[jseal]

The rain is streaming down the windows.

[dicksbro]

I'm glad I don't have any yardwork yet to do this spring.

[IowaMan]

Eight new kittens just isn't enough, I think I'll see if I can find another pregnant stray to take in. :p

[Coaster]

i'm full of energy :nana:

[dicksbro]

High in the fifties with rain ... good day to lay out back and get a sun tan.

[dicksbro]

I don't post twice in succession. http://bestsmileys.com/angles/5.gif

[Coaster]

Not tired at all

[dicksbro]

It's almost 3AM so I think I'm going to start practicing playing drums now. http://bestsmileys.com/music1/15.gif

[IowaMan]

Right now I'm wearing a monkey costume and spanking myself.

[dicksbro]

http://www.heathersanimations.com/jungle/joorang.gif I was watching that ^^^^^! :yikes:

[IowaMan]

Last night, I perfected the old "pulling a rabbit out of my hat" trick. :nod:

[dicksbro]

I just started a new business that I've called "Having Erections for Fun and Profit." :boink:

[IowaMan]

I have trained my cats to play baseball.

[dicksbro]

I just bought my wife an I matching Lamborghini Murcielagos. I love the 6.2-liter version of the legendary Lamborghini V12. The mileage is wonderful.

[jseal]

I did not have mixed emotions as I saw my son off at the train station this morning.

[dicksbro]

I sure hope we get some snow today.

[jseal]

Today's rain did not bring an abrupt halt to the neighborhood Street Flea Market.

[dicksbro]

I'd better get out my winter coat, it's only going to reach 85F today.

[jseal]

The house is not much, much quieter with the kinder gone for the summer.

[dicksbro]

I slept well last night.




:(

[jseal]

I hope that this weather remains for another week or two!

[dicksbro]

I didn't see five deer at the park yesterday.

[jseal]

My cats do not shed everywhere, and all the time.

[dicksbro]

I'm sure glad that it's starting to snow.

[jseal]

This mornig is not still and quite (so far).

[dicksbro]

I don't need to mow my front lawn today.

[jseal]

My weekend is not already over scheduled!

[dicksbro]

I think I'll skip my niece's wedding so I can just lay around and do nothing today.

[jseal]

The thunderstorm that just swept through did not lower the temperature by 4 degrees.

[dicksbro]

I didn't wake up earlier than normal today.

[jseal]

I want to work on the holiday

[dicksbro]

I'm not looking forward to PAGAN 08. http://bestsmileys.com/nono/2.gif

[jseal]

The weather is cool and dry.

[dicksbro]

I don't have to go help fix a pancake and sausage breakfast this morning.

[jseal]

I loved shoveling the snow this morning.

[dicksbro]

I think everyone should resign their jobs and become hobos.

[jseal]

It is a clear, bright, sunshiny morning here in Charm City! :rolleyes:

[dicksbro]

I'm think we may skip Nashville and go straight for Gatlinburg.

[Sally Smith]

I hate Pixies.

[AZRedHot]

I was a terrible student in school.

[Coaster]

I hate being under these 2 women!^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

[jseal]

I feel fit as a fiddle this morning!

[FlirtWithMe]

My computer is switched off.

[AZRedHot]

There's no way in hell I would have sex with someone from Pixies. Hell, there are not even a half dozen Pixies I would consider it with.

[Sally Smith]

I'm excited about my doctor appointment tomorrow.

[dicksbro]

We're not having any fun at all here in Nashville. :(

[Coaster]

I'm glad to not be in Nashville right now!

[IowaMan]

When I woke up this morning I had to climb over the still sleeping bodies of Emily Deschanel, Angie Harmon and osuche to get out of bed to make it to the bathroom.

*Bonus lie* ~ I won't be thinking of that ^^^ lie a bit later on when it comes time to "relax". :hot:

[dicksbro]

Boy, am I glad PAGAN 08 is over with.

[FlirtWithMe]

I had a healthy 8 hours' sleep last night

[AZRedHot]

I just can't wait to go to work today.

[jseal]

My son did not return last night.

[dicksbro]

I have it on good authority that the world will end today. :(

[jseal]

I detest coffee.

[dicksbro]

I usually have two Margaritas for breakfast with a Bloody Mary on the side.

[CrazeeeWhorse]

I am back by popular request :thumbs: Crazeeeeeeeeeee

[dicksbro]

I really don't care much for Smut Games.

[AZRedHot]

The hotdogs I had for dinner are the best meal I've ever eaten.

[dicksbro]

I think for breakfast I'm going to have one of those twelve-egg omelettes.

[jseal]

No one pays any attention to the Olympics.

[BamaKyttn]

I can't orgasm from anal sex

[BamaKyttn]

Lord Snow wouldn't let me post a picture of my pussy in one of the threads.

[dicksbro]

I think I'll paint the neighbor's house this morning.

[jseal]

I'm glad the weekend is behind me.

[dicksbro]

I'm glad my behind is the weak end. :D

[jseal]

I need a few more weekend chores.