one million

[MilkToast]

--10,000--

[Sharni]

#10,001

[MilkToast]

--10,002--

and with this ends my goal in this thread... so I now go back to lurking in the shadows and popping into other threads periodically...

[MilkToast]

before I go... some stats...

--10,003--

as of this post:

last 10k achievement prediction: 7/20/03 11:59 AM

actual completion: 07-19-2003 01:01 AM

____________________________

if this thread went to 1,000,000:

est. achievement date: 7/19/22 5:30 PM

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top 10 posters to this thread:

MilkToast - 1696
Sharniqua - 1652
Eliza - 1024
IAKaraokeGirl - 857
dicksbro - 592
dadaist - 517
Steph - 439
Scarecrow - 387
jennaflower - 334
Cheyanne - 318

_____________________________

[Sharni]

#10,004

[Sharni]

#10,005

[Sharni]

#10,006

[Sharni]

#10,007

[MilkToast]

--10,008--

comparing this to the other two most active threads in smut games:

PIXIES "ONE MILLION THREAD END CALCULATOR

start time: 5/9/03 9:59 PM

reply goal: 1,000,000
current time: 7/19/03 1:16 AM
reply count: 100,008

still needed: 899,992 replies
elapsed time: 70 days 3 hours 17.0 minutes

reply rate: 1,425.9 replies/day
OR 59.41 replies/hour
OR 0.990 replies/minute

time to goal: 908,892 minutes
OR 15,148 hours
OR 631 days
OR 1.7 years

est. achievement date: 4/10/05 5:28 AM


_______________________
Word Association anyone?
start time: 1/30/02 12:44 PM
reply goal: 1,000,000
current time: 7/18/03 10:32 PM
reply count: 17,646

still needed: 982,354 replies
elapsed time: 534 days 9 hours 48.0 minutes

reply rate: 33.0 replies/day
OR 1.38 replies/hour
OR 0.023 replies/minute

time to goal: 42,840,789 minutes
OR 714,013 hours
OR 29,751 days
OR 81.5 years

est. achievement date: 12/30/84 11:40 AM
__________________
*******2 Last Letters*******
start time: 9/26/02 9:49 PM
reply goal: 1,000,000
current time: 7/18/03 9:39 PM
reply count: 10,136

still needed: 989,864 replies
elapsed time: 294 days 23 hours 50.0 minutes

reply rate: 34.4 replies/day
OR 1.43 replies/hour
OR 0.024 replies/minute

time to goal: 41,484,247 minutes
OR 691,404 hours
OR 28,809 days
OR 78.9 years

est. achievement date: 6/2/82 9:46 AM

[Sharni]

#10,009

[Sharni]

#10,010

Ya reply count in the Million thread is out a tad :D

[Sharni]

#10,011

[Sharni]

#10,012

[Sharni]

#10,013

[Sharni]

#10,014

[Sharni]

#10,015

[Sharni]

#10,016

[Sharni]

#10,017

[PantyFanatic]

# 10,018

YOHOO- 10K:D


Congrats to Sharni and MilkToast for pushing us over the BIG 10^4

Over 33% of the total was from just the two of you. And damned even at that.

Now we just have to do this another 100 times.:rolleyes:

[Sharni]

#10,019

[Sharni]

#10,020

[Sharni]

#10,021

[PantyFanatic]

#10,022
<-- *looking at the numbers from 10,008*

I know we had a hell of a push in the last couple days, but …………..:rolleyes:

[Sharni]

#10,023

[Sharni]

#10,024

[Sharni]

#10,025

[Sharni]

10,026

[Sharni]

10,027

[Sharni]

#10,028

[Sharni]

#10,029

[Sharni]

#10,030

[Sharni]

#10,031

[Sharni]

#10,032

[Sharni]

#10,033

[Sharni]

#10,034

[Sharni]

#10,035

[Sharni]

#10,036

[Sharni]

#10,037

[Sharni]

#10,038

[Sharni]

#10,039

[Sharni]

#10,040

[Sharni]

#10,041

[Sharni]

#10,042

[Sharni]

#10,043

[Sharni]

#10,044

[PantyFanatic]

sorry about that. Had a bit of a distraction, but you know how I LOVE to be distracted :D

Something wrong here? The fact that over 25% of this was done in the last 10 (unusual) days shows the difference between a normal pace and one that’s under pressure. Even so…… that’s still 2,500 in 10 days or 250 per day average in round numbers.

250 would be 4,000 days or almost 11 years. :confused:

[PantyFanatic]

# 10,046

I see it!

Reply count was 10,008, NOT 100,008.

[Sharni]

#10,047

[PantyFanatic]

# 10,048

We're only off by one magnatude.:o

[Sharni]

#10,049

[Sharni]

#10,050

[Sharni]

#10,051

[Sharni]

#10,052

[Sharni]

#10,053

[Sharni]

#10,054

[Sharni]

#10,055

[Sharni]

#10,056

[Sharni]

#10,057

[Sharni]

#10,058

[Sharni]

#10,059

[Sharni]

#10,060

[Sharni]

#10,061

[Sharni]

#10,062

[Sharni]

#10,063

[Sharni]

#10,064

[Sharni]

#10,065

[Sharni]

#10,066

[Sharni]

#10,067

[Sharni]

#10,068

[Sharni]

#10,069

[Sharni]

#10,070

[Sharni]

#10,071

[Ozling]

10,072

[Sharni]

#10,073

[Sharni]

#10,074

[Sharni]

#10,075

[Sharni]

#10,076

[Sharni]

#10,077

[Sharni]

#10,078

[Sharni]

#10,079

[Sharni]

#10,080

[Sharni]

#10,081

[Sharni]

#10,082

[Sharni]

#10,083

[Sharni]

#10,084

[Sharni]

#10,085

[Sharni]

#10,086

[Sharni]

#10,087

[Sharni]

#10,088

[Sharni]

#10,089

[Sharni]

#10,090

[Sharni]

#10,091

[Sharni]

#10,092

[Sharni]

#10,093

[Steph]

10 094

I've been away for too bloody long

[Steph]

10095

I don't think i've been here in 3,000 posts!

[Steph]

10096

nothing's going to change my world . . .

[Steph]

10097

i'm a geek

[Steph]

10098

thinking of a karaoke song for Tuesday :)

[Sharni]

#10,099 (and my 408th post for the day :D)

[Sharni]

#10,100

[Sharni]

#10,101

[Sharni]

#10,102

[Sharni]

#10,103

[Sharni]

#10,104

[Sharni]

#10,105

[Sharni]

#10,106

[Sharni]

#10,107

[Sharni]

#10,108

[Sharni]

#10,109

[Sharni]

#10,110

[Sharni]

#10,111

[Sharni]

#10,112

[Sharni]

#10,113

[Sharni]

#10,114

[Sharni]

#10,115 (424th post)

[Sharni]

#10,116

[dm383]

#10,117

[MilkToast]

Originally posted by pantyfanatic
#10,022
<-- *looking at the numbers from 10,008*

I know we had a hell of a push in the last couple days, but …………..:rolleyes:

most of that push was Sharni banging away at the keys... she closed a ~400 post difference (in this thread only) between her and my count in about 2 days!

The of course there were IAKG and Eliza also putting their major contributions in :)

--10118--

[Scarlett]

10119

WOW! The post count jumped ALOT!

[Scarecrow]

#10120

How the top ten posters faired so far

Sharniqua 1753
MilkToast 1698
Eliza 1024
IAKaraokeGirl 857
dicksbro 592
dadaist 517
Steph 444
Scarecrow 387
jennaflower 334
pantyfanatic 322

[dicksbro]

10,121

[dicksbro]

10,122

[dicksbro]

10,123

[dicksbro]

10,124

[dicksbro]

10,125 down
989,875 to go

[Scarlett]

10,126

Popping in to say hi!

[Scarlett]

10,127

I am off to the movies :D

[Sugarsprinkles]

10, 128

I'm so happy Pixies isn't going away!!!!

[dm383]

10,129

[Sharni]

#10,130

[Sharni]

#10,131

[Sharni]

#10,132

[Sharni]

#10,133

[Sharni]

#10,134

[dm383]

#10,135

[IAKaraokeGirl]

10,136~Good evening, all. :)

[horseman12]

#10137 .. Good evening IAK

[Sharni]

#10,138

[horseman12]

#10,139

[Sharni]

#10,139

[Sharni]

#10,140

[horseman12]

#10,141

[Sharni]

#10,142

[horseman12]

oops...#10,143 (counting yours as 10142 Sharni)

[IAKaraokeGirl]

10144 :)

[horseman12]

#10,145

[Scarlett]

10,146

Good evening

[osuche]

10,147

[Steph]

10,148

Why is Eminem calling himself a soldier in "hailey's song"?

[Eliza]

Originally posted by MilkToast
most of that push was Sharni banging away at the keys... she closed a ~400 post difference (in this thread only) between her and my count in about 2 days!

The of course there were IAKG and Eliza also putting their major contributions in :)

--10118--


*smooches* to MT for his nods to the Ladies.

10,149

[Steph]

10 149

When will I awaken?

[Steph]

10 150

I was up late last night, thought i'd sleep well tonight.

[Steph]

10,151

I was wrong

[Steph]

10 152

Eminem ruuuuuuuuules

[Steph]

10 154

think i screwed up the posts cuz Eliza was posting at the same time.

Let's check, shall we?

[Steph]

10 156

the one above shoulda been 10 155

it's tough when you have people posting at the same time!

[dicksbro]

10,157

[dicksbro]

10,158

[dicksbro]

10,159

[dicksbro]

10,160 down
989,840 to go :D

[Scarlett]

10,161

Good morning

[Scarecrow]

10,162


now I have to type 5 numbers wow

[Scarecrow]

10,163

[IAKaraokeGirl]

101,64 ~Good morning, all!

[IAKaraokeGirl]

10,165~I am so glad today's today and not a repeat of yesterday!

[IAKaraokeGirl]

10,165~Watched "Insomnia" last night with Al Pacino and Robin Williams. It was pretty good.

[osuche]

10166

[dicksbro]

10,168. LOL. IAKG liked 10,165 so much, she used two of them. :D :D

[dicksbro]

10,169

[dicksbro]

10,170

[Steph]

10,171

love that av

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Originally posted by dicksbro
10,168. LOL. IAKG liked 10,165 so much, she used two of them. :D :D

10,172~Damn. That'll teach me to multi-task when I'm not awake. :D

[Steph]

10,172

love the weekend

[Scarecrow]

10,174

counter check

[Scarlett]

10,175

Good evening

[IAKaraokeGirl]

10,176~Good evening, Scarlett!

[Scarlett]

10,177

Good morning now :D

[Steph]

10,178

good afternoon

[Steph]

10,179

whoops, forgetting to do housework today!

[Steph]

10, 180

the spirit is semi-willing but the flesh is weak

[darogle]

10181

Jim Morrison is alive! He works as an accountant in Lubbock, Tx. He has a wife kids and a minivan.

[darogle]

10182

Elvis is alive too! (but you already knew that)
He lives in Wabasha, MN and runs Slippery's Bar

[darogle]

10183

Janis Joplin unfortunately is really dead. She does, however, haunt my sock drawer. By the way, she says "hi".

[darogle]

10184

Mama Cass also faked her own death. In 1981 she had a sex change. She changed her name to Chris Farley and became a regular on Saturday Night Live. Ironic, isn't it?

[darogle]

10184

Paul McCartney did in fact die back in the 60's. He was replaced by a look alike. Paul's body was then fitted with state of the art animatronics. He was then put on display to robotically play lead guitar for the Rolling stones. Which brings me to....

[darogle]

10185

Keith Richards! He's not a real person. Never has been. Just an elaborate ploy to perpetuate the myth that a rock star can live a long life, even after ingesting that amount of drugs and booze.

[T-S]

10186

[darogle]

10187

Course that's just my opinion, I could be wrong!

:)

[IAKaraokeGirl]

LMAO @darogle! :D :p :D

10188

[T-S]

10190

[IAKaraokeGirl]

10,191~I'm not sure where the numbers got off-track.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

10,192~The Granny Smith apple was the brand of apple used as the symbol for the Beatles' record label, Apple Records.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

10,193~In the Middle Ages, when last names such as Baker and Taylor reflected a person's occupation, "Webster" indicated a female weaver. "Webb" was a male weaver.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

10,194~British rock group Duran Duran took its name from a character in the 1968 science-fiction film spoof Barbarella, which starred Jane Fonda.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

10,195~During his 12 years as president, Franklin D. Roosevelt used the veto 635 times (372 regular vetoes; 263 pocket vetoes).

[IAKaraokeGirl]

10,196~The male northern fur seal is the mammal with the greatest number of mates per season, averaging 40 to 60.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

10,197~A cow belches 35 cubic feet of gas on an average day.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

10,198~Leonardo da Vinci was the first to suggest using contact lenses to improve vision, in 1508.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

10,199~80% of the average human brain is water.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

10,200~The first human organ to be successfully transplanted was the kidney. Dr. Richard H. Lawler performed the transplant in 1956 in Chicago. His patient, Ruth Tucker, lived for five years with her new kidney.

[Scarlett]

10,201

My son had to have surgery on his kidney when he was 10 months old :(

[IAKaraokeGirl]

10,202~AHHHH! Not good, Scarlett.

[T-S]

10,203

[IAKaraokeGirl]

10,204~I just made you an IAKG sandwich, T-S. ;)

[Scarlett]

10,205

He is right as rain now IAKG :)

[IAKaraokeGirl]

10,206~That's good! But hard when they are so little. We had two sets of tubes and tonsills out by the time my daughter was 20 months old...I *know* how rough it can be. I'm so glad he's okay now. :)

[Scarecrow]

10,207

or

989,793 to go

[horseman12]

#10,208

[Scarlett]

10,209

It is very hard to give the babies over to the surgeon. One of the hardest things I have ever done.

[Eliza]

10,210

Howdy All!

[IAKaraokeGirl]

10,211~How's my favorite Oompa Loompa-lovin' girl tonight?

[Eliza]

Originally posted by IAKaraokeGirl
10,211~How's my favorite Oompa Loompa-lovin' girl tonight?

10,212

LMAO..not too bad....stressin a little bit over some personal issues..but otherwise quite good.

And how is my favorite Karaoke Songstress this evening?

I think I've been slacking on the posting here...I think we need to attack Milk Toast too...tie im up and drag him back kicking an screaming....we need all the help we can get here.

[Scarlett]

10,212

Good evening

[Eliza]

10,214
Hmmmm...evil thought about tieing up MT.......maybe we could take im to Lil's dungeon first? Let her punnish im for abandoning us on the million thread?

[Eliza]

10,215
Hi Scarlett!

Ooo.oooo..and maybe we could have a crack at im too?
*rummages in pocket* I know I have my bum smackin towel around here somewhere....

[Eliza]

10,216

Found it! Okay...let's go get im... IAKG...you go holler for Lilith..make sure she's got something special planned for im...

[Eliza]

10,217
Then we'll go get im together cuz something tells me I'll need help....

[Eliza]

*runs out of thread w/ Bum Smackin towel in hand..in search of MT*

10,218

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Hey! I read in one of the posts here that MT was going to leave the thread alone, now that we got to 10,000...damn shame. I'll get Lilith, you get the, uh, torture devices. :)

10,219

[IAKaraokeGirl]

10,220~And I'm doing quite well tonight, Eliza. It's Monday and I'm already waiting for the work week to be over, though. :D

[Eliza]

10,221
Got the devices...and went to harras MT....he just thinks he's quit the thread...lol silly man...

I noticed that you're doing well and that you and Sharni have been carrying us for a while.....I've been dealing with some stuff..so I haven't been posting..but I'm back now and will try to find some more fun and interesting things to post.

[Eliza]

10,222

Looking for a topic....

[IAKaraokeGirl]

10,223~Not to worry, Eliza. I've been kind of busy, too, and have depended mostly on Sharni. Hopefully I'll get back to this thread more often, too. Scarlett's been a big help as well. Let's hear it for the "S" group. :D

[Eliza]

10,224
Woo Hoo S Group!
Yea Sharni and Scarlett!:jump: :jump:

[Eliza]

10,225
Tonight's topic????? Muppet quotes!

"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye." -Miss Piggy

[Eliza]

10,226

Gonzo: As long as I'm here, I'd like to donate my body to science.
Rowlf: With your body it would be donated to science fiction.
Janice: To donate your body, don't you have to be dead?
Gonzo: So what? I believe in re-incarnation.
Miss Piggy: What would you come back as next time?
Gonzo: How should I know. I don't even know what I am this time.

[Eliza]

10,227

[Fozzie is driving, Kermit is navigating, as they approach a fork in the road.]
Kermit the Frog: "Bear left!"
Fozzie Bear: "Right, frog!"

[Eliza]

10,228

Kermit the Frog: "Life's like a movie, write your own ending."

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Originally posted by Eliza
10,227

[Fozzie is driving, Kermit is navigating, as they approach a fork in the road.]
Kermit the Frog: "Bear left!"
Fozzie Bear: "Right, frog!"


10,229~OMG, that is one of my favorites!

[Eliza]

10,230
Me too!

[IAKaraokeGirl]

10,231~

“I like this film so far!"
"It hasn't started yet."
“That's what I like about it!" - Statler and Waldorf

[IAKaraokeGirl]

10,232~

“Can you help me? I have lost my sense of direction."
"Have you tried Hare Krishna?" - Agent and Kermit

[IAKaraokeGirl]

10,233~

“Well, how do you like the film?"
“I've seen detergents that leave a better film than this." - Statler and Waldorf

[IAKaraokeGirl]

10,234~

“Fozzie, where did you learn to drive?"
"Oh, I took a correspondence course." - Kermit and Fozzie

[IAKaraokeGirl]

10,235~“A bear in his natural habitat. A Studebaker." - Fozzie Bear

[IAKaraokeGirl]

10,236~

“I'm going to Bombay, India, to become a movie star!"
“You don't go to Bombay to become a movie star. You go where we're going: Hollywood."
“Sure, if you want to do it the easy way!" - Gonzo and Fozzie

[IAKaraokeGirl]

10,237~

“That's pretty dangerous building a road in the middle of the street. I mean, if frogs couldn't hop I'd be gone with the Schwinn." - Kermit

[IAKaraokeGirl]

10,238~

“I guess all's well that ends well."
"I don't care, as long as it ends." - Statler and Waldorf

[IAKaraokeGirl]

10,239~

“‘Take a cruise,' you said! ‘See the world,' you said! Now here we are, stuck on the front of this stupid ship!"
“Well, it could be worse. We could be stuck in the audience!" - Statler and Waldorf

[Eliza]

10,240
OMG! Funny funny!

Kermit the Frog: Nice car.
Fozzie Bear: Thanks, my uncle left it to me.
Kermit the Frog: Is he dead?
Fozzie Bear: No, he's hibernating.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

10,241~

Statler: I really enjoy good music.
Waldorf: What's that got to do with what we just heard?
Statler: Nothing, just thought I'd mention it.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

10,242~

Waldorf: That number scared the pants off of me.
Statler: Are you sure you didn't just forget to put them on?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

10,243~OMG, Eliza, I am having TOO much fun!

[IAKaraokeGirl]

10,244~

Kermit: Our guest needs no introduction. So what am I doing out here?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

10,245~OMG, I wish I could remember watching THIS one:

Robot Kermit: Hey, listen you, how about you and me getting together and makin ' some ste-e-e-am heat. Huh, snuggle bunny?
Miss Piggy: Snuggle bunny? Why, uh...
Robot Kermit: Yeah. Look, let me take you away from all this. Aaah, a marriage made in heaven! A frog and a pig. We can have bouncing baby figs!

[Eliza]

10,244
Me too..I just love the muppets...aaaall the muppets!

"If you wubba me then I will wubba you"
-Grover

[IAKaraokeGirl]

10,247

<-----has to take a break for a moment from uncontrollable giggling from her above posting. :D

[IAKaraokeGirl]

10,248~

Gonzo: Kermit, are you busy?
Kermit: Yes, Gonzo, but I can give you my ear for a moment.
Gonzo: What would I do with your ear?
Kermit: Van Gogh impressions.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

10,249~

Miss Piggy: [as Nurse Piggy] It's too late, Doctor Bob. We've lost him.
Rowlf: [as Doctor Bob] Well, he couldn't have gone far. He was under the sheet just a second ago.