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FussyPucker
05-14-2003, 11:08 AM
#500 oooooooooooooo looky what I done ! I made it 500 ! I'm a good boy I am !
Steph
05-14-2003, 11:09 AM
#500
I'd be happy to be the 1/2 of one hundreth of one percent! That sounds soooooo small!
FussyPucker
05-14-2003, 11:11 AM
#502 sorry steph I just got in there first I guess lol
denny
05-14-2003, 11:17 AM
#503 is so anticlimactic compared to 500 but here goes.
Steph
05-14-2003, 11:46 AM
#504
No problem, Fussy. You beat me by a minute! :)
Cheyanne
05-14-2003, 11:49 AM
#505
The first toilet ever seen on television was on "Leave It To Beaver"
Will leave it at that for all to read into it what they wish... :)
Steph
05-14-2003, 11:57 AM
#506
LOL Cheyanne! Beaver! tee hee tee hee
Must stop procrastinating soon! :)
skipthisone
05-14-2003, 12:19 PM
507 - When is a beaver not a beaver on a beaver...
LixyChick
05-14-2003, 12:24 PM
#508
"Ward, weren't you a little hard on the Beaver last night"
skipthisone
05-14-2003, 12:26 PM
509.....Oh eddie...oh eddie...give it to me eddddddiiiiiiieeeeeeeee
IAKaraokeGirl
05-14-2003, 12:28 PM
Originally posted by LixyChick
#508
"Ward, weren't you a little hard on the Beaver last night"
LMFAO, Lixy. I can hear June now... :D
#510
IAKaraokeGirl
05-14-2003, 12:53 PM
#511~Dr. Seuss actually pronounced Seuss such that it sounded like Sue-ice.
IAKaraokeGirl
05-14-2003, 12:54 PM
#512~The very first bomb dropped by the Allies on Berlin during World War II killed the only elephant in the Berlin Zoo.
IAKaraokeGirl
05-14-2003, 12:54 PM
#513~The first CD pressed in the US was Bruce Springstein's 'Born in the USA.'
IAKaraokeGirl
05-14-2003, 12:55 PM
#514~Charlie Chaplin once won third prize in a Charlie Chaplin look-alike contest.
IAKaraokeGirl
05-14-2003, 12:56 PM
#515~You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television.
(Wonder how many you burn perving at Pixies?) :rolleyes:
IAKaraokeGirl
05-14-2003, 12:57 PM
#516~A lot of photocopier faults world-wide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their buttocks.
IAKaraokeGirl
05-14-2003, 12:57 PM
#517~Paul McCartney's real first name is James - Paul is his middle name. Thus, all the Beatles (including Ringo, whose first name is Richard) were named after kings.
Sharni
05-14-2003, 01:12 PM
#518
dadaist
05-14-2003, 02:15 PM
#519
IAKaraokeGirl
05-14-2003, 02:20 PM
#520~Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.
IAKaraokeGirl
05-14-2003, 02:21 PM
#521 (and I can already imagine the measuring that's going to occur the minute I post this)
Your foot is nearly the same length as your forearm as measured from the inside of the elbow to the wrist.
dadaist
05-14-2003, 02:21 PM
#522
Had 3 deliveries yesterday.
2 DVDs and a CD.
IAKaraokeGirl
05-14-2003, 02:22 PM
#523~More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call. (The telemarketers haven't found them...yet...)
dadaist
05-14-2003, 02:23 PM
#524
So do we have general movie/video and music review threads going?
The porn review thread I tried to get started died again quite quickly. :P
IAKaraokeGirl
05-14-2003, 02:23 PM
#525~dadaist~what were they? I actually got a delivery yesterday, too, but nothing nearly as exciting. I got a programmable weather radio. Woohoo!
IAKaraokeGirl
05-14-2003, 02:24 PM
And this brings a whole knew meaning to those 80s flashbacks I've had:
#526~A pregnant goldfish is called a twerp.
IAKaraokeGirl
05-14-2003, 02:25 PM
#527~It is impossible to lick your elbow or stick your elbow in your ear.
dadaist
05-14-2003, 02:27 PM
#528
Two DVDs were imports.
One is region 0, but PAL. So it'd still require a converter (or a good DVD-ROM drive). The other is Region 2+4, AND PAL, so it'd require both.
For those that need explanations, I think another thread would be required.
The discs in question are:
Dangermouse (Vol. 6) - Who Stole the Bagpipes?
Doctor Who (Vol. 14) - 2 disc set of The Talons of Weng-Chiang (which is printed as the Talons of Weng-Chang on the discs themselves. Oops. This has caused many "Typos of Weng-Chiang" jokes already).
Volume numbers are unofficial, but based on # of discs released in both series.
The CD is Blue Man Group: The Complex, their new collaboration album.
See http://blueman.com/complex/
IAKaraokeGirl
05-14-2003, 02:27 PM
#529~A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds. (As noted by a reader: "The reason a goldfish swims back and forth and back and forth across the fish bowl all day long everyday is because by the time it gets to one side of the bowl it forgets what's on the other side of the bowl. Every trip is a new adventure! (Hey, I wonder what's over there!.... Hey! I wonder what's over THERE!)"
dadaist
05-14-2003, 02:29 PM
The thing about the fish with the short memory spans is mocked quite readily by Pixar in their Finding Nemo trailers....
#530
IAKaraokeGirl
05-14-2003, 02:29 PM
Originally posted by dadaist
#528
...The discs in question are:
Dangermouse (Vol. 6) - Who Stole the Bagpipes?...
Quick! Hide it from dm383! :D
#531
dadaist
05-14-2003, 02:32 PM
All DM DVDs are easily obtainable in the UK. I just had to use amazon.co.uk. My DVD-ROM handles PAL->NTSC conversions, though I think most monitors are agnostic in terms of such video formats.
Oh and yes, I own the other 5, and the (to date) only Count Duckula release.
#532
dadaist
05-14-2003, 03:07 PM
#533.
What happened, did everyone go out to lunch simultaneously?
dadaist
05-14-2003, 03:10 PM
#534
IAKaraokeGirl
05-14-2003, 03:10 PM
#535~Threads like these are hot and cold, dadaist. :)
dicksbro
05-14-2003, 03:12 PM
#536. I'll turn the heat up IAKG. There ... 80 degrees. See if that doesn't help.
dadaist
05-14-2003, 03:18 PM
Yeah well you'll notice I didn't say anything when you popped into the chatroom IAKG, because I was busy passing on a message that just came to me from SCO's CEO.
(long, very geeky story involved, and might have a lot of fun litigation too. I gotta get out of IT).
#537
IAKaraokeGirl
05-14-2003, 03:35 PM
#538~That's okay--I needed to run fairly quickly, anyway. :)
BlondeCurlGirl
05-14-2003, 03:53 PM
539...now I've made this spot mine...
(Can ya tell I like to rhyme?)
dadaist
05-14-2003, 04:03 PM
Ah, but what are you going to do with it, BCG? ;)
#540
LixyChick
05-14-2003, 04:13 PM
#541
Speaking of the impossible, IAKG, they say it's impossible to sneeze and keep your eyes open. I think they are right....I tried.....and tried....and no go!
IAKaraokeGirl
05-14-2003, 04:22 PM
#542~BCG, who knew that I could sound like Dr. Seuss, too? :)
Yes, I'd heard that, Lixy, but hadn't put it on here yet. Sorry to hear of your sneezing episodes. Allergies kicking in?
dadaist
05-14-2003, 04:55 PM
#543
Don't stop now!
Scarecrow
05-14-2003, 04:56 PM
#544 lets keep it going
IAKaraokeGirl
05-14-2003, 05:02 PM
#545~During the chariot scene in 'Ben Hur,' a small red car can be seen in the distance.
IAKaraokeGirl
05-14-2003, 05:03 PM
#546~Most lipstick contains fish scales. Yum.
dadaist
05-14-2003, 05:04 PM
#547.
Your attention please.
Please yell if you're paying attention.
(-BMG, The Complex, from track 5, "Your Attention")
dadaist
05-14-2003, 05:05 PM
And one of my fave's, IAKG:
If Die Hard 2 is taking place in and around Dulles Airport in Virginia, why is Bruce Willis using Pac*Bell phones? :)
#548.
IAKaraokeGirl
05-14-2003, 05:05 PM
#548~Bruce Lee was so fast that they actually had to SLOW a film down so you could see his moves.
Scarecrow
05-14-2003, 05:12 PM
#549 We should rename this thread to " Any thing you ever wanted to know" hehehe:)
dadaist
05-14-2003, 05:13 PM
#550
Don't get me started on esoterica. I can dig up some doozies.
Scarecrow
05-14-2003, 05:30 PM
#551 Where have all the pixies gone, lone time ago
Sharni
05-14-2003, 05:46 PM
#552
BlondeCurlGirl
05-14-2003, 05:55 PM
553
dadaist
05-14-2003, 05:55 PM
#554
dadaist
05-14-2003, 05:55 PM
#555
With an original posting time stamp of 5:55 PM Central Daylight Time (North America).
How's that for funky?
dadaist
05-14-2003, 05:58 PM
We're off again.
This should be #557.
Eliza
05-14-2003, 06:31 PM
558- A little more awake now...and noticing I always seem to be under you dadaist.....
Eliza
#559 Are under Dadaist, or on top of me, Eliza? :p
Sharni
05-14-2003, 07:10 PM
#560
Kimberly73
05-14-2003, 07:27 PM
#561
Sharni
05-14-2003, 07:30 PM
#562
Eliza
05-14-2003, 09:32 PM
Originally posted by Aqua
#559 Are under Dadaist, or on top of me, Eliza? :p
What a lucky girl I am...sexy on top of me and sexy below me....Oh the possibilities....
Eliza
05-14-2003, 09:33 PM
564...
IAKaraokeGirl
05-14-2003, 09:37 PM
#565~
TODAY IN HISTORY:
Jamestown
On May 14, 1607, the first permanent British settlement in North America was established at Jamestown, Virginia by the Virginia Company Charter.
IAKaraokeGirl
05-14-2003, 09:38 PM
#566~
Also: 1908 1st passenger flight in an airplane
IAKaraokeGirl
05-14-2003, 09:38 PM
#567~1932 "We Want Beer!" parade in New York
IAKaraokeGirl
05-14-2003, 09:39 PM
#568~1983 "She Blinded Me with Science" by Thomas Dolby hits #5 (LOVE that song/video) :)
IAKaraokeGirl
05-14-2003, 09:40 PM
#569~
1991 World's largest burrito created at 1,126 lbs
IAKaraokeGirl
05-14-2003, 09:41 PM
#570~
Holidays on/about May 14th
Note: Some Holidays are only applicable on a given "day of the week"
Guinea : Guinea Democratic Party Anniversary
Liberia : Unification Day/Integration Day
Malawi : Kamuzu Day
Paraguay : Independence Day (1811)
Philippines : Carabao Festival/Constitution Day/Feast of St Isidro
WakMaster
05-14-2003, 10:02 PM
#571 --
I'm pretty new 'round here, so I haven't read all 30+ pages of replies but....did you know warm water freezes faster than cold water?
Sharni
05-14-2003, 10:02 PM
#571
IAKaraokeGirl
05-14-2003, 10:05 PM
I think we're at #573.
Sharni
05-14-2003, 10:10 PM
#574 yep thats right IAK
IAKaraokeGirl
05-14-2003, 10:14 PM
#575...
Movin' right along in search of good times and good news,
With good friends, you can't lose,
This could become a habit.
Opportunity knocked once, let's reach out and grab it,
Together we'll nab it.
We'll hitch-hike, bus, or yellow cab it.
Sharni
05-14-2003, 10:25 PM
#576
Lilith
05-14-2003, 10:33 PM
577
*smooches*
Sharni
05-14-2003, 10:39 PM
#578
Hugz
IAKaraokeGirl
05-14-2003, 10:45 PM
Why, exactly, are there so many songs about rainbows, and what's on the other side?
#579
PantyFanatic
05-14-2003, 11:06 PM
# 580
Oh boy! Are we ahead of schedule!
BlondeCurlGirl
05-14-2003, 11:48 PM
581...So many more to go, but this is fun...
Steph
05-14-2003, 11:52 PM
582
so . . . tired . . . feel like I posted all of them!
IAKaraokeGirl
05-15-2003, 12:00 AM
#583~If any thread could capture the morale of the Pixies crew, it's this one. ;)
dadaist
05-15-2003, 12:53 AM
#584
I take it IAKG is aware Rhino just did a Muppet Show anniversary CD with tracks from the show and all the movies?
dadaist
05-15-2003, 01:02 AM
#585
Sharni
05-15-2003, 03:07 AM
#586
Lilith
05-15-2003, 06:17 AM
587
Sesame street was sponsored by the letter P, D and the number 587 :D
IAKaraokeGirl
05-15-2003, 06:52 AM
Originally posted by Lilith
587
Sesame street was sponsored by the letter P, D and the number 587 :D
#588
LMAO@Lil. Only from a mother. :)
IAKaraokeGirl
05-15-2003, 06:53 AM
Originally posted by dadaist
#584
I take it IAKG is aware Rhino just did a Muppet Show anniversary CD with tracks from the show and all the movies?
Ahhh! NO, I didn't. I'll have to BOTL for that. Thanks! :)
FussyPucker
05-15-2003, 06:54 AM
#590 Right I'm off to look at the problem with the photocopier :)
FussyPucker
05-15-2003, 07:01 AM
#591 woo hoo fixed the bugger.
FussyPucker
05-15-2003, 07:05 AM
#592 "You'll never really learn to swear until you get a computer."
FussyPucker
05-15-2003, 07:06 AM
#593 The FussyPucker guide to computers.....
Hardware: The parts of a computer system that can be kicked.
Hardware: A product that if you play with it long enough, breaks.
Software: A product that if you play with it long enough, works.
FussyPucker
05-15-2003, 07:07 AM
#594 ....Computing continued.....
Users: Collective term for those who stare vacantly at a monitor.
FussyPucker
05-15-2003, 07:09 AM
#595 Please note that the above deffinition doesn't apply to "pixie users"
Pixies users: Collective term for those who stare drooling and masturbating at the sexy people on their monitor.
FussyPucker
05-15-2003, 07:10 AM
#596 - ...I need to find some work to do!!! :)
Users are divided into three Types: Novice, Intermediate and Expert.
Novice Users: People who are afraid that simply pressing a key might break their computer.
Intermediate Users: People who don't know how to fix their computer after pressing a key that broke it.
Expert Users: People who break other people's computers.
FussyPucker
05-15-2003, 07:27 AM
#597 - here we go....
Pixie Users are divided into three Types: Novice, Intermediate and Expert..
Novice Pixie Users: People who have a very sticky keyboard which makes it impossible to reply to posts.............they're lucky if they can get to the next pic thread !
Intermediate Pixie Users: Acomplished one handed typer that can reply to a thread without missing a stroke and manage to take a few pics of the event in progress :D occasionally gets interupted by a family member causing panic but they're never caught with their pants down ;)
Expert Pixie Users: Owner of fully splash proof keyboard and always has room locked during 'pixie time' They can reply to one thread using their feet while pleasuring themselves with both hands and taking pictures from many different angles.. these users can also be found spending loads of time in other areas of pixies replying to strange threads adding more amusing comments each time they post
FussyPucker
05-15-2003, 07:28 AM
#598 - Yes I think that does prove I need to find some work to do !
FussyPucker
05-15-2003, 07:32 AM
#599 don't make me post number 600 !
Lilith
05-15-2003, 07:37 AM
600
woo freakin hoo!!!!
jseal
05-15-2003, 07:44 AM
610
Patience is a virtue.
jseal
05-15-2003, 07:44 AM
602
Oops! 610 -> 601
FussyPucker
05-15-2003, 07:45 AM
#603 - jseal I hope you meant 601 there ;) (edited) Oh yeah so you did ! LOL
Cheyanne
05-15-2003, 08:03 AM
Originally posted by IAKaraokeGirl
#583~If any thread could capture the morale of the Pixies crew, it's this one. ;)
#604 And what would that be IAG?
The Shadow
05-15-2003, 08:14 AM
ok i'll post it Fussy 605
IAKaraokeGirl
05-15-2003, 08:16 AM
Originally posted by Cheyanne
#604 And what would that be IAG?
#606~
This one, Cheyanne. All pulling together for a common cause, and that sort of thing. ;)
Steph
05-15-2003, 08:17 AM
I believe we're at 606 now . . .
Still tired but I have coffee to fortify me!!
skipthisone
05-15-2003, 08:26 AM
608....This is going to lose its apeal before 2000....
FussyPucker
05-15-2003, 08:27 AM
#609 is the right number :D
dicksbro
05-15-2003, 08:27 AM
#609 ... you are mine.
FussyPucker
05-15-2003, 08:27 AM
#611 looks like skip figured that out in time and altered his post !!
dicksbro
05-15-2003, 08:28 AM
#610 ... practice zen
dicksbro
05-15-2003, 08:28 AM
#611 ... I'm in heaven
FussyPucker
05-15-2003, 08:29 AM
#614 before we lose track ;)
dicksbro
05-15-2003, 08:29 AM
#612 ... where's the elf? See how much fun this can be if we apply a bit of imagination? Hmmmm, what comes after 612?
FussyPucker
05-15-2003, 08:31 AM
#616 !!!! aaaarrrrrgggghhhhhh this is making my brain hurt !
Lilith
05-15-2003, 08:33 AM
617
I try not to use mine FP:D
FussyPucker
05-15-2003, 08:36 AM
#618 apart from those times when you're away from pixies and you want to have a little "think" about the sexy people ?
PantyFanatic
05-15-2003, 08:40 AM
#619
Fuzzy- You seem to be having a bit of a time here this morning. You're going to have to let go long enough to count on those fingers. LMAO
:D
dicksbro
05-15-2003, 09:12 AM
#620 ... I think we need to go back to remedial counting. :confused:
IAKaraokeGirl
05-15-2003, 09:13 AM
#621~This is too funny. :D
Cheyanne
05-15-2003, 09:24 AM
#622
Allergies suck!!!!!!!!!
dicksbro
05-15-2003, 09:33 AM
#623 ... woe is me. :D
FussyPucker
05-15-2003, 09:40 AM
#624 - hehehe well as I said I really need to find some work to do !!
on average men break wind 15 times a day.....
women break wind........15 times a day too !
all I know is they were NOT counting my butt in that survey!!
skipthisone
05-15-2003, 09:41 AM
25 x 25...
Cheyanne
05-15-2003, 09:42 AM
#626
You are working.... go into the file room and see this...
What would you do?
:)
IAKaraokeGirl
05-15-2003, 09:47 AM
#627~LMAO, Cheyanne.
Summer
05-15-2003, 09:48 AM
628-
'I like big butts' *shakes ass hehe
FussyPucker
05-15-2003, 09:54 AM
#629
You are working.... go into the file room and see this...
What would you do? Wait in line with all the other guys that are just out of shot for my turn :D:D
IAKaraokeGirl
05-15-2003, 10:00 AM
#630~Timing is everything. :D
Cheyanne
05-15-2003, 10:08 AM
#631
You aren't kidding... LOL
Cheyanne
05-15-2003, 10:09 AM
#632
Talk about getting the pee scared out of you.................. :D
skipthisone
05-15-2003, 10:10 AM
633 Wee Willy Winky runs through the town...
Lilith
05-15-2003, 12:23 PM
634
upstairs and downstairs in my nightgown:o
dicksbro
05-15-2003, 03:18 PM
#635 ... Lilith, can I sit at the bottom of the stairs and watch. Hee hee.
IAKaraokeGirl
05-15-2003, 03:32 PM
#636~ (shouting out at the top of her lungs)
"I love you more today than yesterday!"
(the song by Spiral Staircase...get it? Oh, never mind.) ;)
#637 Sorry, nothing funny or witty...
skipthisone
05-15-2003, 03:53 PM
638 - Wow...my name in someone else's title....
IAKaraokeGirl
05-15-2003, 04:07 PM
#639--Did you do a double-take, skip?
skipthisone
05-15-2003, 04:07 PM
640 Yes, but then I saw it was Aqua and he always new it anyhow.
IAKaraokeGirl
05-15-2003, 04:11 PM
#641~Just exactly how big *is* this thing?
IAKaraokeGirl
05-15-2003, 04:14 PM
#642~A 2x4 is actually 1-1/2" x 3-1/2" .
IAKaraokeGirl
05-15-2003, 04:15 PM
#643~Leonardo da Vinci could write with one hand and draw with the other at the same time.
IAKaraokeGirl
05-15-2003, 04:16 PM
#644~During the California Gold Rush of 1849 miners sent their laundry to Honolulu for washing and pressing. Due to the high costs in California during these years it was deemed more feasible to send the shirts to Hawaii for servicing.
IAKaraokeGirl
05-15-2003, 04:17 PM
#645~The United States Post Office Department, in cooperation with the War Department, began airmail service between New York City and Washington, D.C. on May 15th in 1918. A year later the first airmail was service was established between Chicago and Cleveland. Transcontinental airmail began in 1921--it took 33 hours.
dicksbro
05-15-2003, 04:19 PM
#646. Symetrical. Yes, very nice.
IAKaraokeGirl
05-15-2003, 04:19 PM
#647~Damn! Another 100 posts and I can be an airplane in this thread. ;)
dadaist
05-15-2003, 05:11 PM
Not even that many.
Whomever had 172 and 182 were both Cessnas.
707 was the first Boeing with a 700 designator. There were also 717s (though short lived), 727s, 737s, and the more famous 747s, 757s, 767s and the newest, the 777s.
#648
Scarecrow
05-15-2003, 05:16 PM
#649
Airbus # are 300, 310, 320, 330 and on the drawing board is the 380.
LixyChick
05-15-2003, 05:27 PM
#650
I'm actually at a loss for words.........
LixyChick
05-15-2003, 05:27 PM
#651
I might need a sabbatical
LixyChick
05-15-2003, 05:28 PM
#652
Or a spanking
LixyChick
05-15-2003, 05:32 PM
#653
Anyone know a place where I can go get some rest and spankings on demand?
LixyChick
05-15-2003, 05:33 PM
#654
And.....WTF is the guy who started this thing anyway?
Scarecrow
05-15-2003, 05:33 PM
#655
read my sig. line:p
Scarecrow
05-15-2003, 05:35 PM
#656
and Lixy your still on top of me LOL
Sharni
05-15-2003, 05:39 PM
#657
LixyChick
05-15-2003, 05:42 PM
#658
*grabs keys and purse and out the door to Alice's*
Which way? Right or Left?
Scarecrow
05-15-2003, 05:44 PM
#659
Take the first .....
LixyChick
05-15-2003, 05:44 PM
#660
Oops!
*runs back in, smooches Scarecrow, "Sorry to jump off ya that fast"...and back out the door again*
Scarecrow
05-15-2003, 05:50 PM
#661
hehehe
so k
Sharni
05-15-2003, 05:59 PM
#662
rusti.1
05-15-2003, 06:24 PM
#663
Cheyanne
05-15-2003, 06:33 PM
Originally posted by LixyChick
#654 And.....WTF is the guy who started this thing anyway?
#664 Been wondering that myself... although he did say that he wanted to 'start' a thread with one million posts.......
Sharni
05-15-2003, 07:05 PM
#665
dicksbro
05-15-2003, 07:42 PM
666
Cheyanne
05-15-2003, 07:52 PM
#667
What kind of food would you like to try, but haven't as of yet?
skipthisone
05-15-2003, 08:03 PM
668 Cheyannapussyjuice sounds like a good food I havnt had.
dicksbro
05-15-2003, 08:04 PM
And now, for the ol' Bi-MMF number ... 669. :)
Sharni
05-15-2003, 08:05 PM
#670
dicksbro
05-15-2003, 08:14 PM
#671
skipthisone
05-15-2003, 08:22 PM
672...Grasshopper...you take pebble from hand....
Sharni
05-15-2003, 08:25 PM
#673...and what do i do with it :D
dicksbro
05-15-2003, 08:34 PM
#674 ... throw it in the pond, maybe?
jseal
05-15-2003, 08:59 PM
#675
Keep 'em coming!
Sugarsprinkles
05-15-2003, 09:01 PM
#675
Sounds like a good idea, db.
dicksbro
05-15-2003, 09:11 PM
#676
PantyFanatic
05-15-2003, 09:32 PM
#677
Well folks, we’ve passed what is tomorrows quota from our first day sampling and trial run at this. Tomorrow at 23:30 [EDT] we will finish the first week of this ??????? endeavor. I hope to have some information on what we’ve done and some considerations about what we are doing. :D
PantyFanatic
05-15-2003, 09:37 PM
#678
Just some facts to chew on until tomorrows meeting;)
There are 1,440 minutes in a day! :)
PantyFanatic
05-15-2003, 09:38 PM
#679
There are 10,080 minutes in a week! :)
PantyFanatic
05-15-2003, 09:45 PM
#680
There are 43,800 minutes in a 30.4 day (non leap year) month! :)
PantyFanatic
05-15-2003, 09:46 PM
#681
There are 416,100 minutes in a (non leap) year. :D
Cheyanne
05-15-2003, 10:36 PM
You have to wait 30 seconds before you are allowed to post again...... how does that work out individually?
Steph
05-15-2003, 11:03 PM
This is actually . . .
684
Nobody's called me for my story! Tomorrow is panic day. Oh no! It's actually tomorrow already! <groan>
FussyPucker
05-16-2003, 04:02 AM
#685 morning everyone I've just had my yummy bacon sandwich and I'm ready to face the world !!!!................well OK I'm gonna sit at this desk all day and wait for some work to appear :D
Sharni
05-16-2003, 04:04 AM
#686 Morning FP (or Evening in my case *LOL)
dicksbro
05-16-2003, 04:06 AM
#687 ... and good evening to you, Sharni.
Sharni
05-16-2003, 04:07 AM
#688 How ya be DB?
dicksbro
05-16-2003, 04:44 AM
#689 ... very good, Sharni. But it's early here ... so there's still time. :)
Sharni
05-16-2003, 04:58 AM
#690...Still time for what ;)
dicksbro
05-16-2003, 05:31 AM
#691 (still time for things to turn around ... although I hope they don't :D)
FussyPucker
05-16-2003, 05:42 AM
#692 - is anyone else cold ? It's bloody freezing in this office :(
Lilith
05-16-2003, 06:00 AM
693
*checks nipples*
nope:p
dicksbro
05-16-2003, 06:06 AM
#694 ... nice and comfortably warm here.
FussyPucker
05-16-2003, 06:11 AM
#695 *slides his freezing cold hands over lil's nips*
what about now ?
Loulabelle
05-16-2003, 06:38 AM
Originally posted by FussyPucker
#695 *slides his freezing cold hands over lil's nips*
what about now ?
#696 - Ahem!
FussyPucker
05-16-2003, 06:52 AM
#697 Busted :(
*puts hands where they belong* :D:D
dicksbro
05-16-2003, 06:55 AM
#698 ... better luck next time FP. :)
Loulabelle
05-16-2003, 07:01 AM
#699
Mmmmmm....that's better Fussy baby.......they feel much better there! Lol
FussyPucker
05-16-2003, 07:02 AM
#700 mmmmmmmmmm "there's no place like home, there's no place like home".............hehehe
Loulabelle
05-16-2003, 07:04 AM
#701
Hmmm...just thinking: my last post was 699:
If 69 is .....well....we all know what 69 is, do you think 699 could be some kind of threesome position..........mmmmmmmm! :D
FussyPucker
05-16-2003, 07:17 AM
#702
Originally posted by dicksbro
And now, for the ol' Bi-MMF number ... 669. :) Maybe your 699 could be MFF ? in which case WOOHOO when's it happenin' baby ??
skipthisone
05-16-2003, 07:18 AM
703 - Started a new sport last night...naked lunar eclipse watching....
Loulabelle
05-16-2003, 07:20 AM
#704 - Shucks! This is what happens when I don't pay attention!
Babes it'll happen just as soon as we've both lost some weight, and persuaded Jodie Foster that we're the ones for her.
In other words: don't hold your breath!
Ando3
05-16-2003, 07:25 AM
#705 turning blue....
jseal
05-16-2003, 07:42 AM
#706
Patience is a virute.
IAKaraokeGirl
05-16-2003, 08:11 AM
#707~Today in history:
1990 Jim Henson dies
Jim Henson, creator of the Muppets, dies of pneumonia less than 24 hours after being rushed to the hospital.
IAKaraokeGirl
05-16-2003, 08:12 AM
#708~Also, today in history:
1975 A nurse steals another woman's unborn baby
Norma Jean Armistead checks herself into Kaiser Hospital in Los Angeles, California, with a newborn that she claims to have given birth to at home. Some staff members were already aware that Armistead, a nurse at the hospital, had a pregnancy listed on her medical charts the previous year, but dismissed it as a mistake because they didn't believe the 44-year-old woman was still capable of getting pregnant.
Examining doctors were even more confused when it appeared that Armistead hadn't actually given birth. The mystery was soon solved when a 28-year-old woman turned up dead in her Van Nuys apartment. The baby she was carrying, and expected to give birth to shortly, had been cut from her body. Doctors quickly pieced the evidence together and Armistead was arrested for murder.
Armistead had planned the strange and horrific crime almost nine months earlier. In October, she managed to sneak into her medical records to create a false report of her pregnancy. Then, in May, she used the hospital's files to find a woman who was due to give birth. Armistead went to the woman's apartment and stabbed her to death before ripping the baby from her womb to pass off as her own.
Armistead, unsuccessfully pleading insanity, was convicted of murder and sent to prison for life.
Steph
05-16-2003, 08:12 AM
708
Woohoo, just had an interview with an important source. This article is BACK ON!
IAKaraokeGirl
05-16-2003, 08:13 AM
#709~Sharon Stone was the first Star Search spokesmodel.
IAKaraokeGirl
05-16-2003, 08:14 AM
#711~Anyone need a quick snap? Soda pop? Think I'll just head to the convenience store... ;)
IAKaraokeGirl
05-16-2003, 08:14 AM
#712~Escalator is one of many words that were originally trademarks but have become ordinary words found in dictionaries. Some other words which were originally trademarks and have now passed into common use are aspirin, autoharp, band-aids, breathalyzer, cellophane, Coke (in some areas, at least), corn flakes, cube steak, ditto, dry ice, dumpster, formica, Frisbee, granola, gunk, jeep, kerosene, Kleenex, mace, nylon, ping-pong (also an onomatopoeia), popsicle, Q-tip, rollerblade, rolodex, Scotch tape, sheetrock, spandex, styrofoam, tabloid, thermos, trampoline, yo-yo, xerox, and zipper.
IAKaraokeGirl
05-16-2003, 08:15 AM
#713~Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least 6 feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.
IAKaraokeGirl
05-16-2003, 08:16 AM
#714~The sound of E.T. walking was made by someone squishing their hands in jelly.
IAKaraokeGirl
05-16-2003, 08:17 AM
#715~What fact about Mel Blanc (voice of Bugs Bunny) is most ironic? - He was allergic to carrots.
Steph
05-16-2003, 08:36 AM
716
Jim Henson has been gone for 13 years! :(
Steph
05-16-2003, 08:37 AM
717
Even though I'm not finished this article that's due today, I've just e-mailed another story idea to a paper. Let the freelancing begin!
Cheyanne
05-16-2003, 09:05 AM
718 - Good luck Steph.
IAG, when we start playing Trivial Pursuit, I want you and SugarSprinkles on my team.... :D
IAKaraokeGirl
05-16-2003, 09:06 AM
#719~Cheyanne~I don't get to play that often in RL! You're close enough...let's set up a TP date. :)
Cheyanne
05-16-2003, 09:10 AM
#720
Neither do I...... people don't like to play against me... lol having you and SS on my team would just blow everyone away!!!! MUYhaaaaaaaaaaaaa........
IAKaraokeGirl
05-16-2003, 09:12 AM
#721~Joins Cheyanne in an evil laugh-sharing event :D
FussyPucker
05-16-2003, 09:17 AM
#722 I wanna play toooooo
PantyFanatic
05-16-2003, 09:19 AM
#723
You are both very wierd ladies.:eek: I think this could be the 3some of my dreams.:D:p:D
IAKaraokeGirl
05-16-2003, 09:24 AM
Originally posted by pantyfanatic
#723
You are both very wierd ladies.:eek: I think this could be the 3some of my dreams.:D:p:D
#724
Awwww...and you don't even really know me yet, PF. ;) :D
Cheyanne
05-16-2003, 09:29 AM
725
Who? Me? Weird? Naw...... lol
I am not weird, I am entertaining..... ;)
Loulabelle
05-16-2003, 09:34 AM
#726
Ladies:
I can recommend Fussy: He's good. Really good.
Loulabelle
05-16-2003, 09:35 AM
#727
At Trivial Pursuit I mean! What WERE you thinking? ;)
jseal
05-16-2003, 09:45 AM
#728
Still trying
Cheyanne
05-16-2003, 09:52 AM
729
Originally posted by Loulabelle
#727
At Trivial Pursuit I mean! What WERE you thinking? ;)
*Blinks her eyes innocently*
FussyPucker
05-16-2003, 09:58 AM
#730 - :D
skipthisone
05-16-2003, 10:07 AM
731... Knock that smiling off!!!
skipthisone
05-16-2003, 10:08 AM
732...Nevermind....Damn why do you have to be such a likable bastard? :)
Steph
05-16-2003, 10:09 AM
733
I'm about to edit the article and send it in! Woohoo!
I've got the brand-new Trivial Pursuit. Come to Toronto and play with me!!!!!!
skipthisone
05-16-2003, 10:10 AM
735, I'll leave the licking up to you...or down on you...your choice.
Cheyanne
05-16-2003, 10:11 AM
#736
*packs her bags..... picks up IKG and heads north*
Loulabelle
05-16-2003, 10:13 AM
# 737
Originally posted by skipthisone
732...Nevermind....Damn why do you have to be such a likable bastard? :)
Yeah he is a lickable bastard.....
oh you said LIKABLE! My mistake. :p
Loulabelle
05-16-2003, 10:13 AM
#738
Sorry Skip - numbers got confused but having deleted and reposted that post, you now look like a mindreader! LMAO
Cheyanne
05-16-2003, 10:14 AM
I think we skipped on.... lol
#737
skipthisone
05-16-2003, 10:15 AM
739...Damn new math
IAKaraokeGirl
05-16-2003, 10:16 AM
Originally posted by Cheyanne
#736
*packs her bags..... picks up IKG and heads north*
#740
Thanks for the ride, Cheyanne. Let the games begin!
IAKaraokeGirl
05-16-2003, 10:17 AM
Originally posted by skipthisone
739...Damn new math
#741~No wonder they let kids use calculators in school now.
Loulabelle
05-16-2003, 10:19 AM
#742
Slinks off to find a thread which I'm not too stupid for.
Cheyanne
05-16-2003, 10:26 AM
#743
LOL
*Grabs Lou and ties her down*
muaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ;)
skipthisone
05-16-2003, 10:27 AM
744...women kissing...I am so never leaving this thread
Cheyanne
05-16-2003, 10:27 AM
#745
I feel really evil today...... :P
IAKaraokeGirl
05-16-2003, 10:29 AM
#746~Lou, you're not stupid...I just find some of the facts very interesting. And if Cheyanne ever lets you get up, I'll post some more for you to read. :D
skipthisone
05-16-2003, 10:29 AM
747...Evil women kissing....temptations
Cheyanne
05-16-2003, 10:30 AM
#748
Kissing????? Where???????
*Grabs Skip and ties him down next to Lou*
Loulabelle
05-16-2003, 10:30 AM
#749 <------- Hope that's right this time! :p
Hehehehe - tied down as well Chey? Kinky!
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