one million

[Nubian]

11,000

Fisting, or fist fucking (FF), means placing or attempting to place the whole hand, or even two hands, into the rectum or vagina. The term is a slight misnomer, for the hand is only formed into a fist, if at all, once it is fully inserted, a process that requires a great deal of gentleness, care and patience. 'Fist fucking' implies moving the fist repeatedly in and out of the orifice, but this is better known as punch fucking, a potentially highly dangerous activity requiring advanced technique and consequently relatively rare. The hanky code for fisting is red.

For the moment this factsheet covers only male anal fisting in detail. Female anal fisting is basically the same but there is no prostate to stimulate and since women's bodies tend to be smaller, the size of hand they can take will be generally smaller too. Special hygiene precautions should be taken to ensure hands that have been up the anus are not then put up the vagina without being properly cleaned. Female vaginal fisting is in certain respects easier than anal fisting since the opening to the vagina is larger, but the space behind is more enclosed, the sensations are very different and there are other safety considerations too -- the two techniques are not really comparable.

There is some debate about whether fisting counts as SM. Certainly it is very difficult (and dangerous) to play fisting as a pain game, and although it looks very dominant-submissive an activity from the outside, it requires great cooperation by both parties. In the circles of fisting enthusiasts, participants are usually expected to be capable of taking either the insertive or the receptive role, and although there is considerable overlap between fisters and those into more typical SM games, fisting has aficianados all of its own.

[Sharni]

#11001

[Nubian]

11,002

Fisting is one of the more extreme sexual acts that human beings perform. It is certainly one of the more dangerous. People who get into fisting will often describe it as their 'ultimate high', the best expression of their sexuality, 'the most sensuous act'. For others it is just 'serious raunch'. For the fistee, part of it is the physical sensation, which can be tremendous, particularly when the prostate is stimulated. For the fister, there is the tremendous kick of being inside someone so deeply, where you can feel the warmth and the strength of the pulse. For both parties, there is the mental thrill, the intimacy and the trust.
Trust is vital to fisting. If you want to be fisted you should be able to say, hand on heart, that you trust the fister to look after you. Some people can make that decision a few minutes after meeting. Others could take months. How long it takes to decide does not matter. The trust matters. Without that trust a fistee will find it difficult to relax. If he can't relax he either won't be able to take the fist or it will hurt badly. Either way it increases the risk of injury.

It has to be said that the best fisters are fistees as well. They know what it feels like to have a fist inside them so they know what hurts and what doesn't. If you're new to being fisted you could do worse than choose an expert for your first attempts.

[Sharni]

#11003

[Sharni]

#11004

[Nubian]

11,005

We're getting mixed up. I'll hold off for now.

[Sharni]

#11006

[Sharni]

#11007 ~ Not mixed up here...just the edit button gets a workout *LOL*

[Sharni]

#11008

[Sharni]

#11009

[Sharni]

#11010

[Scarecrow]

11011

or

24


:confused: ?????

[Sharni]

#11012

[Scarecrow]

11013

[Sharni]

#11014

[Scarecrow]

11015

[Nubian]

11,016

Now we're in sync.:)

[Scarecrow]

11,017


post #4400 for me

[Nubian]

11,018...

That's a lot of posts. Congrats!!

[Scarecrow]

11,019

TY most of them in smut games hehe

[Nubian]

11,020

but of course. Where else would one spend most of one's time.

[Nubian]

11,021

A form of play sometimes employed when the main interest in an SM activity is the physical sensation or experience, where no domination or submission is involved and the partners swap roles during the scene or do things to each other simultaneously.

[Nubian]

11,022

If I have to give a definition...

[Nubian]

11,023

The sexual enjoyment of urine is officially known as urolagnia, and sometimes referred to as golden showers, water sports or yellow--the colour used to indicate piss in the hanky code. Someone who likes drinking urine might describe themselves as thirsty. Fascination with unrine is fairly common: it may be enjoyed for its own sake, but in a BDSM context it can be part of a degradation or humiliation scene.

Fresh urine is generally sterile and safe to play with and to drink, and indeed the constant flushing with urine is the reason why certain genital piercings heal so rapidly.

[Nubian]

Originally posted by Sharniqua
#11007 ~ Not mixed up here...just the edit button gets a workout *LOL*

Oh, yeah! Forgot about that edit button. I've been away far too long. Sigh:(

[MilkToast]

--11025--

[dicksbro]

11,026

[dicksbro]

11,027

[dicksbro]

11,028

[dicksbro]

11,029

[dicksbro]

11,030 down
988,970 to go

[Nubian]

11,031

We're at a good clip

[Nubian]

11,032

Archaic term for a dildo.

[Nubian]

11,033

Piercing through the base of the scrotum, between the legs

[Nubian]

11,034

Piercing through the upper part of the scrotum

[Nubian]

11,035

Alternative term for fisting, most popular in US?

[Nubian]

11,036

A visual code designed in the early 1970s so that gay men on the leather/SM scene could display their specific sexual interests by displaying particular coloured hankies in their back pockets.

[Nubian]

11,037

Very narrow skirt with hem just below the knee that restricts the wearer's ability to take anything other than very short steps, sometimes used as a bondage item

[Nubian]

11,038


In bondage, a horse is any item of furniture that a bottom can be tied down over, usually to expose the buttocks for some form of flagellation.

[Nubian]

11,039

Sexual arousal from the limiting or withholding of oxygen

[Nubian]

11,040

Fastening of the genitals to prevent intercourse or even sometimes arousal, as in chastity games, usually achieved by piercing or suturing

[Nubian]

11,041

The obtaining of sexual enjoyment from enemas.

[Nubian]

11,042

A well-know visual code to indicate sexual interests whereby an accessory displayed on the left of the body indicates top or active, and on the right, bottom or passive

[Nubian]

11,043

Piercing through the skin on the underside of the penis

[Nubian]

11,044

Small flogger usually having six leather tresses of the same length as the handle

[Nubian]

11,045

Any sex involving contact between mouth and anus (rimming), penis (fellatio) or vagina (cunnilingus). All these were once considered perversions, but are now vanilla activities that frequently arise in a sexual context.

[Nubian]

11,046

A particularly rare and extreme form of fisting.

[Nubian]

11,047

When a woman sits astride a person's face and forces her cunt into their mouth and nose.

[Nubian]

11,048


A long coaching whip

[dicksbro]

11,049

[dicksbro]

11,050 down
988,950 to go

[IAKaraokeGirl]

11,051~Good morning, sexy people!

[dicksbro]

11,052 ... and a good morning to one of the sexiest in return. :D

[hellsbells]

11,053, G'day to all!

[Nubian]

11,054

Good Morning, pixies!

[MilkToast]

--11,055--

morning....

[Scarecrow]

11,056


mornin' MilkToast and all others

[Scarecrow]

now back to the show


11,057

[MilkToast]

--11,058--

Things that I found humorous that were said within the fist 1,000 posts to this thread... (I will have more for other portions, just that reading them takes time :)

[MilkToast]

--11,059--
at reply #36 (actually it was 37) Cheyanne started a panty collection box for PF

at reply #54, Eliza donates panties for PF

everyone else was too attached to their panties and that was the last donation....

[MilkToast]

--11,060--


Posted by Ando3 on 05-12-2003 12:11 AM:
#152... isnt the word for any number +1 a "google"?? Or is that name already taken somewhere on the web?

which was then answered...

Posted by dadaist on 05-12-2003 01:38 PM:
190
A 'googol' is 10 to the power of 100. Or a one, with one hundred zeros following it. The
google people spelled it that way on purpose, so they could trade mark it. I've got the
limited edition Dilbert as a google logo mug hanging on my wall.
(A googolplex is 10 with a googol zeros following it. And I've heard there aren't enough
particles in the universe to count that high).

Always good to have Dadaist checking our facts :)

[MilkToast]

--11061--

Posted by Cheyanne on 05-12-2003 03:30 PM:
#207 What is your favorite nut?

Posted by skipthisone on 05-12-2003 03:32 PM:
208...my left one is my fave

[MilkToast]

FussyPucker, around posts 330 to 340 posted some trivia that I then reposted much later... bad MilkToast!

--11062--

[MilkToast]

I also managed to repeat some of the ones that IAKG posted around 540 (specifically 546 and 7726 for the repost). Darn, I was pretty happy with the thought in my head that I had not doubled information.... oh well, I'm over it :)

--11063--

[MilkToast]

--11064--

Posted by MilkToast on 05-17-2003 08:02 PM:
I can't believe I am participating in this....
...914...

my first reply to this thread.... 1752 replies ago!

[MilkToast]

--11065--
from posts 1k tthrough 2k I did not see anything great :)

only:

Posted by FussyPucker on 05-19-2003 11:26 AM:
#1273 - Interesting fact....
I have only 2 obvious chest hairs (well they are obvious if you're within an inch of me).....
they have have names..... Bob and Bob too


and that does it for me for a while, going to catch an early movie.

[horseman12]

#11,066

[MilkToast]

--11067--

[Scarecrow]

11,068

or

988,932 to go

[MilkToast]

--11,069--

[Scarecrow]

11,070

[MilkToast]

--11071--

from replies #2000 to #3000 there were lots of jokes and trivia... but no "odd ball" notable posts :(

[IAKaraokeGirl]

11072~MilkToast, what movie did you see?

[Scarecrow]

11,073

[MilkToast]

--11074--

I went to see the new Tomb Raider... I kinda liked the first one and thought the second might be OK... I'm not sure what I thought about it...

It was OK in the action department, but had even less story line than the first...

[dadaist]

11075

So when is the fight for 11111 gonna break out? :P

[dadaist]

11076

[dadaist]

11077

[dicksbro]

11,078

[dadaist]

11079

[dadaist]

11080

[dadaist]

11081

[dadaist]

11082

[dadaist]

11083

[dadaist]

11084

[dadaist]

11085

Originally posted by MilkToast
--11071--

from replies #2000 to #3000 there were lots of jokes and trivia... but no "odd ball" notable posts :(

Except for the stuff I've posted in the last week that I was quite sure hadn't been posted about before, I've avoided random trivia and such, because I've missed reading so many posts and just have not made the time to go over them again and check for duplicates, etc.

*shrug*

[dadaist]

11086

Originally posted by MilkToast
--11,060--


which was then answered...

Always good to have Dadaist checking our facts :)

Somebody's got to around here. :p

[dadaist]

11087

[dadaist]

11088

[dadaist]

11089

By the way, anyone know where the heck lostintexas has been these past two months?

[dadaist]

11090

[dadaist]

11091

[Scarecrow]

???lost in Arkansas???

11,092

[dadaist]

11093

[dadaist]

11094

[dadaist]

11095

[dadaist]

11096

[dadaist]

11097

[dadaist]

11098

[dadaist]

11099

[dadaist]

11100

Or is that 28? ;)

[dadaist]

11101

(29? :) )

[dadaist]

11102

[dadaist]

11103

[dadaist]

11104

[dadaist]

11105

[dadaist]

11106

[dadaist]

11107

[dadaist]

11108

[dadaist]

11109

[dadaist]

11110

(or 30 ;) )

[dadaist]

11111

Yay!

[dadaist]

11112

Did what I wanted to do ;)

[Eliza]

Originally posted by dadaist
11112

Did what I wanted to do ;)

I don't remember you doing me.....:D
j/k

11,113

[Eliza]

11,114

Okay....don't know if I've got the stamina for Smurfs tonight..but I'll try.I think I left off at the 2nd season ....

[MilkToast]

--11115--
Originally posted by dadaist
11085



Except for the stuff I've posted in the last week that I was quite sure hadn't been posted about before, I've avoided random trivia and such, because I've missed reading so many posts and just have not made the time to go over them again and check for duplicates, etc.

*shrug*
I can honestly say that I have read each and every post in this thread... but at this point it is hard to remember what has been posted. So when I post new trivia or unchecked facts I usually looks for some odd ball thing that I know has not been here before :)

[Eliza]

11,116

1982-1983 Season


The Adventures Of Robin Smurf
Vanity as Robin Hood must rescue Smurfette as Maid Marian from Brainy as the evil Prince John with the help of his merry men.


All's Smurfy That Ends Smurfy
Gargamel steals fairy gold, and the fairies accuse the Smurfs of stealing it, leading into an all-out war that Papa Smurf must stop.


The A-Maze-Ing Smurfs
The Smurfs meet Malchior the Magnificient inside his labyrinthine manor.


The Black Hellebore
An evil wizard uses a deadly flower to put everyone in a trance.


The Blue Plague
Brainy gives his fellow Smurfs a meal that makes them feel like chickens

[Eliza]

11.117
The Box Of Dirty Tricks
Gargamel gives the Smurfs a destructive little present.


Bubble, Bubble, Smurfs In Trouble
Scaredy learns that he couldn't find bravery by hiding himself inside a bubble.


Clumsy Smurfs The Future
A glowing rock Clumsy finds gives him some glimpses into what's going to happen.


The Cursed Country
The Smurfs find a way to douse the flames of a fire-breathing dragon being used by an evil master to capture slaves for his diamond mine.


The Enchanted Baby
Johan, Peewit, and the Smurfs must deliver a baby with magical powers to his parents.

[Eliza]

11.118
The Goblin Of Boulder Wood
Peewit recounts his first encounter with Johan.


The Good, The Bad, And The Smurfy
The wizard Mordain, who seeks to overthrow the kingdom by turning his liege into a frog, abducts Papa Smurf and some others.


Gormandizing Greedy
An overweight Greedy learns that it isn't healthy to overeat.


The Haunted Castle
Johan, Peewit, and the Smurfs must help a ghost of a haunted castle find his rightful heir.


Heavenly Smurfs
The Smurfs try tricking Gargamel into believing he has been sent to his final judgment.

[Eliza]

11,119
The Imposter King
Johan, Peewit, and the Smurfs must find the real king and stop his imposter.


It Came From Outer Smurf
Dreamy's claim of seeing a visitor from another world is ignored until he retrieves a crystal that creates a windstorm.


Johan's Army
The Smurfs help Johan and Peewit protect the castle when his army's been rendered useless.


The Kaplowey Scroll
A translated scroll with a magic word that makes things disappear becomes dangerous when Grouchy uses it on Jokey.


The Last Laugh
Gargamel's giggle glitter causes uncontrollable fits of laughter in the Smurfs.

[Eliza]

11.120
The Littlest Giant
Papa Smurf helps a young runaway giant reunite with his own family.


The Lost City Of Yore
Nosey's butting-in gets the other Smurfs in the middle of an argument over the evil Scepter of Yore.


For The Love Of Gargamel
Tracker learns to respect all life, even Gargamel's, when he helps Papa Smurf create a formula to restore Gargamel and Azrael from being turned to stone.


Magic Fountain
Johan, Peewit, and the Smurfs search for the magic fountain to energize an enslaved people.


A Mere Truffle
Tracker loses his memory when he leads the other Smurfs on a truffle hunt.

[Eliza]

11,121
One Good Smurf Deserves Another
Clumsy gets a chance to repay Handy's bravery by rescuing him from a real monster.


Papa's Wedding Day
A charming woodnymph working for Lord Balthazar tricks Papa Smurf into marrying her.


The Prince And The Peewit
The court jester and his royal doppelganger switch places.


The Raven Wizard
An evil wizard kidnaps Sabrina to magically transfer her youth onto himself, and Peewit comes to Sabrina's rescue.


The Return Of The Clockwork Smurf
King Gerard seeks bravery of his own when his companion Clockwork is put out of the action and the king's uncle Leopold seeks to take over.

[Eliza]

11,122
Revenge Of The Smurfs
A bunch of disgruntled Smurfs try to get even with a human army that has rampaged the village.


The Ring Of Castellac
Johan, Peewit, and the Smurfs must return a drugged duke to his rightful place.


Sister Smurf
Smurfette and a human girl flee from their unappreciative families, only to be held prisoner by an old hag.


The Sky Is Smurfing, The Sky Is Smurfing
Scaredy's warning of danger is taken seriously when a nearby volcano erupts.


Sleepwalking Smurfs
Gargamel uses Madame Trilby's magic flute to lead sleeping Smurfs out of their village.

[Eliza]

11,123

Smurf Me No Flowers
Lazy is led to believe that he has only a few days left to live, encouraging him to do some physical feats he hasn't thought of doing before.


Smurfs At Sea
Papa Smurf recounts Dreamy's adventures at sea.


Smurf Van Winkle
Lazy is tricked by the other Smurfs into believing he has slept his life away.


The Smurf Who Couldn't Say No
Pushover learns to be steadfast in his refusals when he and Scaredy must relight a mystical fire to calm a rampaging swamp monster.


The Sorcery Of Maltrochu
Johan, Peewit, and the Smurfs must restore a young royal who's gone to the dogs, courtesy of an evil baron who wants to marry the beautiful Genevieve.

[Eliza]

11,124
Squeaky
Smurfette learns to value the passage of life when her pet mouse dies.


S-Shivering S-Smurfs
Nobody pays any attention to Tracker's prediction of an early snowfall until it happens, and now they're angry with him.


The Stuff Dreams Are Smurfed Of
Gargamel does his own version of Freddy Krueger when he invades the dreams of the Smurfs with the help of a magical dream crown.


The Three Smurfketeers
It's an "all for one and one for all" adventure, brought to you by the boys (and the angel) in blue.


Turncoat Smurf
Everybody accuses Brainy of turning against them when he accidentally leads Gargamel into the village.


Waste Not, Smurf Not
Handy's food processor causes the Smurfs to use food unproductively

[Eliza]

11,125 on to the next season

[Eliza]

11,126
Baby Smurf Is Missing
A couple of poachers kidnap Baby Smurf, thinking that he is a leprechaun.


Beauty Is Only Smurf Deep
Periwinkle, the perfection-minded pixie, finds a kindred spirit in Vanity.


A Bell For Azrael
Brainy's brilliant idea to put a bell on Azrael is used against the Smurfs when Gargamel puts his spell on the bell.


Born Rotten
A furry little creature with a foul smell hatches in the village, attracting Gargamel's nose.


The Chief Record Smurf
A lab accident gives Clumsy photographic memory, and Gargamel erases it with his babble bath.

[Eliza]

11,127
A Chip Off The Old Smurf
Everybody contemplates Baby Smurf's future while a locust infestation attacks the forest.


Clumsy Luck
Clumsy proves how lucky he really is when he escapes a meteor that crashed into his house.


Every Picture Smurfs A Story
An evil artist tricks Painter into doing a lifelike portrait of Papa Smurf so that he can come to life and find his eternal inspiration.


The First Telesmurf
Overgrown smurfmelon vines make for a new means of communication, and a new way for Gargamel to find the Smurfs.


Forget Me Smurfs
An early-blooming flower on an early-breaking spring day causes the Smurfs to forget when the village dam is about to burst.

[Eliza]

11.128
A Gift For Papa's Day
Papa Smurf tries to discreetly dispose a gift hat that he doesn't like wearing.


The Golden Smurf Award
Hogatha transforms herself into a trophy to get some Smurfs for her beauty regimen.


Good Neighbor Smurf
Brainy proves himself to be a poor roommate when he has to bunk with someone else.


Greedy And The Porridge Pot
Greedy borrows a magical porridge pot that buries the village in mush when Brainy gets a hold of it.


The Grumpy Gremlin
A gourmet gremlin with a foul-smelling concoction seeks a new home when Peewit accidentally chops down his tree.

[Eliza]

11,129
Handy's Kite
Handy and his high-flying crew are captured by Lord Balthasar.


Handy's Sweetheart
Handy falls in love with a mermaid seeking help for her ailing father.


Harmony Steals The Show
Papa Smurf goes to trial to dispute the origin of Harmony's "ghostwritten" symphony.


Hats Off To Smurfs
Vanity finds a new hat that disfigures his face when he splashes water on himself.


Hefty's Heart
Can Hefty find it in his heart to cure himself of the "yellow hate disease"?

[Eliza]

11,130
Hogatha's Heart Throb
Gargamel tricks Hogatha into getting her bird call by disguising himself as the wizard of her dreams.


A Hovel Is Not A Home
Gargamel tries to capture Smurfs with the help of his Great Book of Spells in order to buy himself a bigger home.


How To Smurf A Rainbow
Gargamel's in search for gold when the Smurfs create an incomplete rainbow.


A Hug For Grouchy
Grouchy bravely embraces a pixie under Chlorhydris' spell to break the power of the Wand Of Ice.


The Last Smurfberry
Gargamel creates a smurfberry famine, causing the Smurfs to seek out across the seas to find more of the berries.

[Eliza]

11,131

A Little Smurf Confidence
Weakling gains strength from his own willpower when Papa Smurf gives him smurfberry jam to put on his nose and calling it Can Do Cream.


The Littlest Witch
The Smurfs befriend a young witch, teaching her to do good, while stopping a bad witch by causing her to lose her powers for a year.


Lumbering Smurfs
Clockwork helps the Smurfs protect King Gerard's forest from a rogue band of loggers.


The Magic Earrings
Hogatha seduces Gargamel into giving her a pair of earrings that let her hear sounds from all over the world - including Smurfs.


The Magic Rattle
A magic baby rattle falls into Baby Smurf's hands and an evil fairy wants it.

[Eliza]

11,132

The Magic Stick
Papa Smurf's magic stick that teleports things or cleans up things gets lost when Bigmouth starts chomping down their smurfberry bushes.


The Miracle Smurfer
An impish charlatan tricks the Smurfs into giving him all their possessions to trade for his miracle tonic.


The Moor's Baby
The Smurfs must solve an algebra problem to free the Tooth Fairy and ease the teething pains of both Baby Smurf and a visiting moor's baby.


The Noble Stag
Oh, "deer"...Malcolm the Mean has turned King Gerard into a black stag.


No Time For Smurfs
A few Smurfs cause all time to stop when they accidentally break Father Time's hourglass.

[Eliza]

11,133

Peewit Meets Bigmouth
Peewit accidentally turns a young bratty prince into a chicken. And even worse, Bigmouth feels like having chicken tonight...chicken soup, that is!


To Smurf A Thief
Papa Smurf helps Homnibus clear the name of a young boy accused of stealing.


Smurfette For A Day
Hefty becomes a drag queen for a troll king.


The Smurf Fire Brigade
A rash of fires inspire the Smurfs to create an effective invention for fighting them.


Smurfing In Sign Language
Laconia the mute wood elf teaches a magically soundless Poet the wonders of signing.

[Eliza]

11,134
The Smurfs' Time Capsule
A druid that escapes captivity from a tree seeks out Papa Smurf when his moonrock amulet is stolen.


The Smurfstone Quest
Handy, Hefty, and Lazy team up to find a crystal with healing powers.


The Smurf Who Would Be King
Dreamy dreams of being stranded in the kingdom of the Pookies, where he is king and must use his secret weapon against the Norf Nags.


Smurfy Acres
Gargamel lures the Smurfs into another Smurf Village with the help of his Great Book of Spells.


Speak For Yourself Farmer Smurf
Farmer poses himself as another Smurf to get the amourous attention of Smurfette.

[Eliza]

11,135
The Tear Of A Smurf
An ugly hag is turned into a beautiful princess when some captured Smurfs shed some tears for her.


Wedding Bells For Gargamel
Gargamel accepts the courtship of a beautiful princess to get at her hope chest, which contains a map to the Smurf Village.


Willpower Smurfs
Jokey tests his fellow Smurfs' ability to resist temptation, andlater Gargamel's when Harmony is captured.


The Winged Wizard
Look out Dastardly and Muttley - it's Gargamel and his wacky flying machines!


Wolf In Peewit's Clothing
An evil wizard turns Peewit into a werewolf to capture some Smurfs to get (yuck!) Smurf sweat.

[dadaist]

11136

Originally posted by Eliza
I don't remember you doing me.....:D
j/k

11,113

Damn! I knew I forgot something this weekend ;)

Any chance we can make it a three day weekend? ;)

[Eliza]

11,137

OKay..that's it...I'll do season 4 tomorrow
Night All!

[Eliza]

Originally posted by dadaist
11136



Damn! I knew I forgot something this weekend ;)

Any chance we can make it a three day weekend? ;)


For you Hun...sure!
:hot:

[dadaist]

11139

Originally posted by Eliza
For you Hun...sure!
:hot:

Okay, I'll leave the light on in my bedroom ;)

[Eliza]

11,140
Good..cuz I don't wanta bump my toe.

[dadaist]

11141

I can think of other things I'd rather bump in the night.

[dadaist]

11142

By the way, where's "Smurfs and the Magic Flute?" :)

[Eliza]

11,142
uglies? lol

[dadaist]

11144


Originally posted by Eliza
11,143
uglies? lol

Wha?

[Eliza]

11145

you know the saying..bumping uglies?
I was kidding silly

[dadaist]

11146

Nope, never heard that before.
I was thinking more along the lines of "bumping and grinding"

[Eliza]

11,147
ok..yea that's much better....sounds better too

[Eliza]

11,148
Okay Hun..Headed to bed. Goodnight!

[dadaist]

11149

You bring the appropriate music, though, okay? ;)

[dadaist]

11150

Originally posted by Eliza
11,148
Okay Hun..Headed to bed. Goodnight!

Ah, foo. It'll have to wait until next weekend then :(

[MilkToast]

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[dadaist]

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Originally posted by MilkToast

est. achievement date: 10/5/22 6:44 AM


2022 is still better than we had been doing. 19 years to go.

[dadaist]

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I still haven't _quite_ made a 3 post a day average...

[dadaist]

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Okay, I think I'm going to watch a movie and go to bed.

[BlondeCurlGirl]

11154

All of MilkToast's numbers make my head spin. :dizzy:

[MilkToast]

--11156--

off to work...

[Eliza]

11,157
Morning all!

[IAKaraokeGirl]

11,157~

Good morning Eliza (and all)! Thanks for the smurfing good information!

[Eliza]

11,159

Glad ya like the smurfy info IAKG...it seems there will be more. Found a site w/ tons of info..so..stay tuned!

I'm headed off to work..catch ya later!

[Steph]

11,160

Thanks for the update, MilkToast!

[Steph]

11,161

anyone know of the really cute baseball teams? my b/f wants me to go to a game with him and i'm trying to stake out the cutest team :)

[IAKaraokeGirl]

11,162~Steph, most major league teams have players with cute butts, anyway. I think you're safe whichever team you choose. :D

[Steph]

11,163

Tyler knows I like Jeter - so we're going to see the Yankees :)

[IAKaraokeGirl]

11,164~Rock English is spoken on Gilbraltar, which is commonly known as the Rock. It is a mixed patois of Spanish and English spoken by the natives of the strategic Mediterranean island.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

11,165~High-living gastronomical giant Diamond Jim Brady bought a gold-plated bicycle with diamonds and rubies embedded in the handlbars when his doctor ordered him to get some exercise.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

11,166~Archaeologists found 145 loincloths in King Tut's tomb after it was discovered in 1922. The loincloths have been in storage in the Cairo Museum since 1939, along with Tut's jewel-encrusted sandals, beaded tunics, leopard skins, and other items of apparel.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

11,167~Europe is the only continent without a desert.

[horseman12]

#11,168

Thank IAK, I can sleep nights now I know that lol

[IAKaraokeGirl]

11,169~I'm *so* glad, horseman12. :)

[Rosebud42]

11,170 Monarchs are the only butterflies that migrate.

[denny]

11,171

[Scarlett]

11,172

Wow! I have been away for a few days and look how the thread count jumped!

[denny]

11,173 Amazing, isn't it?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

11,174~Yes, it is. :)

[dicksbro]

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[denny]

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[IAKaraokeGirl]

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[denny]

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[IAKaraokeGirl]

11,179~Denny, you're looking exceptionally evil today. :D

[denny]

11,180 I'm so glad that I struck your eye.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

11,181~I always like looking at you. :D

[fzzy]

11,182 - just adding my voice here today. :)

[IAKaraokeGirl]

11,183~Thanks, fzzy.

[Rosebud42]

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[IAKaraokeGirl]

11,185~Hope everyone is having a cheery day today!

[Scarlett]

11,186

I am having a very tiring day today.

[denny]

11,187

I'm pushing through today.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

11,188~I'm *crawling* through today.

[denny]

11,189 Can I crawl with you IAK?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

11,190~Certainly, although I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. ;)

[denny]

11,191~Hmmmmmmmm, I fly pretty low!

[IAKaraokeGirl]

11,192~Then you know where to land now, don't you?

[dicksbro]

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[dicksbro]

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Okay, time to get ready for class. Whee. Not.

[dicksbro]

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[dicksbro]

11,205 down
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[denny]

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[IAKaraokeGirl]

11,207~Still looking devillish tonight, denny.

[denny]

11,208 Why thank you.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

11,209~No problem. But I'm having a bit of difficulty *really* seeing you. Can you come closer? :D

[denny]

11,210 Careful, don't want to bruise you.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

11,211~I'll be careful. You be gentle.

[denny]

11,212~I'll be gentle, for a while anyway.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

11,213~Then what will happen?

[denny]

11,214~Ever hear of rough sex?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

11,215~Yep. Got the wrists/ankle cuffs to help you along. ;)

[denny]

11,216~Now you're talking my language.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

11,217~Which language would that be?

[MilkToast]

--11218--

tonight's beverage of choice....

[MilkToast]

--11219--

water!

[MilkToast]

--11220--

[IAKaraokeGirl]

11,221~Nice choice in drinking preferences, MilkToast. ;)

[MilkToast]

--11222---

thanks...

I'm getting ready to go away for the weekend (5 day weekend :)) and am in the process of packing.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

11,223~Pack me and take me with you, too. :D

[Rosebud42]

11,224

[MilkToast]

Originally posted by IAKaraokeGirl
11,223~Pack me and take me with you, too. :D

I wish I could, but in this case you would probably be bored out of your mind... a weekend around a bunch of geeks playing with amateur radio on the top of a mountain :D

--11225--

[IAKaraokeGirl]

11,226~Mountains are one of my passions...as is photography. They go hand in hand, don't they?

And I'm *sure* I could occupy you during the non-geekish times. :D

[MilkToast]

you make a compelling point... and you're right photography goes very well with high elevations... I'll need to remember to bring the camera bag :)

Oh well, time to get some sleep... g'night.

--11227--

[IAKaraokeGirl]

11,228~Goodnight, MilkToast.

[dadaist]

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[Eliza]

11,230
IAKG....don't you just hate it when they resist seduction???....I can go get him for you...*whips out bum smackin towel*
????

[IAKaraokeGirl]

11,231~I *was* starting to think I was losing my touch. :D

[Eliza]

11,232

oooo..under you again Babe! *speaking to Dadiast* ^up there

[IAKaraokeGirl]

11,233~Dadaist, there are no Fridays here, either. :D

[Eliza]

11,234
SO!!! Does any have any idea who the new boss is yet??

[dadaist]

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Man my connection is suckin right now. :P

[IAKaraokeGirl]

11,235~We're just filling up this thread, aren't we? A million will be here before we know it. (More than likely because of the age we'll be at and our lack of memory.)

[IAKaraokeGirl]

11,236~

<----------is excited about the use of the word "suck" in dadaist's most recent post.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

11,237~I am just *awful* tonight, aren't I? :D

[osuche]

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[Steph]

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I'm tired.

That is all.

[GusAspar]

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still going...

[GusAspar]

11242 - we lost a number somewhere...

[IAKaraokeGirl]

11,243~

<--------takes a moment to look for said lost number.

[ryker]

11,244

Hello

[dicksbro]

11,244 (we got off somewhere ... check 11,242).

[dicksbro]

11,245 down
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[IAKaraokeGirl]

11,246~So....I don't need to look for the lost number?

[MilkToast]

--11248--

morning all...

just checked the reply counter, the count was one shy for a while (got dropped around 11235, reinserted at 11242 and re-reremoved at 11244)...

[MilkToast]

--11249--

yup, it's correct now :)

off to work I go...