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Sharni
07-13-2003, 06:19 AM
#8750
Sharni
07-13-2003, 06:20 AM
#8751
Sharni
07-13-2003, 06:21 AM
#8752
Sharni
07-13-2003, 06:21 AM
#8753
Sharni
07-13-2003, 06:22 AM
#8754
Sharni
07-13-2003, 06:24 AM
#8755
Sharni
07-13-2003, 06:25 AM
#8756
Sharni
07-13-2003, 06:26 AM
#8757
Sharni
07-13-2003, 06:27 AM
#8758
Sharni
07-13-2003, 06:27 AM
#8759
Sharni
07-13-2003, 06:29 AM
#8760
Sharni
07-13-2003, 06:31 AM
#8761
Sharni
07-13-2003, 06:32 AM
#8762
Sharni
07-13-2003, 06:33 AM
#8763
Sharni
07-13-2003, 06:34 AM
#8764
Sharni
07-13-2003, 06:34 AM
#8765
Sharni
07-13-2003, 06:36 AM
#8766
Sharni
07-13-2003, 06:37 AM
#8767
Sharni
07-13-2003, 06:37 AM
#8768
Sharni
07-13-2003, 06:39 AM
#8769
Sharni
07-13-2003, 06:39 AM
#8770
Sharni
07-13-2003, 06:41 AM
#8771
Sharni
07-13-2003, 06:42 AM
#8772
dicksbro
07-13-2003, 08:27 AM
8773
dicksbro
07-13-2003, 08:28 AM
8774
dicksbro
07-13-2003, 08:28 AM
8775
dicksbro
07-13-2003, 08:28 AM
8776
dicksbro
07-13-2003, 08:28 AM
8777
dicksbro
07-13-2003, 08:29 AM
8778
dicksbro
07-13-2003, 08:29 AM
8779
dicksbro
07-13-2003, 08:29 AM
8780
dicksbro
07-13-2003, 08:30 AM
8781
dicksbro
07-13-2003, 08:30 AM
8782
dicksbro
07-13-2003, 08:31 AM
8783
dicksbro
07-13-2003, 08:31 AM
8784
dicksbro
07-13-2003, 08:32 AM
8785
dicksbro
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8786
dicksbro
07-13-2003, 08:32 AM
8787
dicksbro
07-13-2003, 08:33 AM
8788
dicksbro
07-13-2003, 08:33 AM
8789
dicksbro
07-13-2003, 08:33 AM
8790
dicksbro
07-13-2003, 08:34 AM
8791
dicksbro
07-13-2003, 08:34 AM
8792
dicksbro
07-13-2003, 08:34 AM
8793
dicksbro
07-13-2003, 08:34 AM
8794
dicksbro
07-13-2003, 08:34 AM
8795
dicksbro
07-13-2003, 08:35 AM
8796
dicksbro
07-13-2003, 08:35 AM
8797
dicksbro
07-13-2003, 08:35 AM
8798
dicksbro
07-13-2003, 08:35 AM
8799
dicksbro
07-13-2003, 08:36 AM
8800 down
991200 to go! :D :D
Scarecrow
07-13-2003, 10:25 AM
8801
dicksbro
07-13-2003, 10:48 AM
8802
dicksbro
07-13-2003, 10:48 AM
8803
dicksbro
07-13-2003, 10:48 AM
8804
MilkToast
07-13-2003, 11:17 AM
holy cow... Shani was in "the zone" posting away...
excellent limericks Eliza!!!
-Toast
--8805--
MilkToast
07-13-2003, 11:17 AM
--8806--
est. 10k achievement date: 7/22/03 6:29 AM
IAKaraokeGirl
07-13-2003, 11:31 AM
8807~Frank Sinatra gave forever-39 Jack Benny two copies of "Life Begins at 40" on his 80th birthday.
IAKaraokeGirl
07-13-2003, 11:32 AM
8808~Mick Jagger sang backup on the Carly Simon hit "You're So Vain," the song supposedly written about Warren Beatty.
IAKaraokeGirl
07-13-2003, 11:33 AM
8809~The Beatles' song "I Am the Walrus" ends with a portion of Shakespeare's "King Lear."
IAKaraokeGirl
07-13-2003, 11:33 AM
8810~The sound system used on tour by the rock group U2 weighs 30 tons.
IAKaraokeGirl
07-13-2003, 11:34 AM
8811~The mayfly lives six hours. Its eggs take three years to hatch. (And they're nasty little buggers, too.)
IAKaraokeGirl
07-13-2003, 11:35 AM
8812~The largest rodent in North America is the beaver. The second-largest is the porcupine.
IAKaraokeGirl
07-13-2003, 11:35 AM
8813~Jupiter, the largest planet in our solar system, weighs over twice as much as all other known planets combined.
Cheyanne
07-13-2003, 11:59 AM
8814
Sneaking in to see who is posting...
Hey IAKaroakeGirl!!! :)
IAKaraokeGirl
07-13-2003, 12:01 PM
8815~Hey, Cheyanne! (Stepping outside to wave in the general north/northwest direction) :D
Cheyanne
07-13-2003, 12:05 PM
8815 ~ Mae West is soooooo much fun.. :D
Goodness, what lovely diamonds.
Goodness had nothing to do with it, dearie.
Cheyanne
07-13-2003, 12:06 PM
8816
It takes two to get one in trouble.
Cheyanne
07-13-2003, 12:11 PM
8817
I'm no angel, but I've spread my wings a bit.
Cheyanne
07-13-2003, 12:12 PM
8818
A man in the house is worth two in the street.
Cheyanne
07-13-2003, 12:13 PM
8819
It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
Cheyanne
07-13-2003, 12:16 PM
8820
Every man I meet wants to protect me. I can't figure out what from.
MilkToast
07-13-2003, 12:16 PM
8821
Cheyanne
07-13-2003, 12:17 PM
8822
Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?
Cheyanne
07-13-2003, 12:20 PM
8823
In 1926, Mae West wrote, produced and directed the Broadway show, "Sex," which led her to be arrested for obscenity. The following year, her next play, "Drag," was banned on Broadway because its subject matter was homosexuality.
Cheyanne
07-13-2003, 12:21 PM
8824
Born on August 17, 1893, Mae West (Mary Jane West ) would become the first :sex clown" on film. Her salacous eye-rolling and thinly veiled inuendo spawned a string of risque comedies in the 1930s. When Mae was only five years old when she began on the vaudevillian stage and by the age of 14 she was being billed as "The Baby Vamp."
Cheyanne
07-13-2003, 12:22 PM
8825
West skirted the delicate sensibilities of Hollywood censors with sexual innuendo and double entendre and her witty observations were as widely quoted as Ben Franklin bromides: "It's better to be looked over than overlooked"; "I used to be Snow White but it drifted," etc. Although she cultivated the image of the "tough broad," West always conveyed a curious Victorian innocence coupled with a winking, self-effacing amusement at her own preposterous creation. Her popularity reached such peaks that sailors were inspired to name their inflatable life jackets after her overemphasized 43-inch "assets," ensuring West a place, like no other actress to date, in Webster's Dictionary
Cheyanne
07-13-2003, 12:23 PM
8826
Women with "pasts" interest men because men hope that history will repeat itself.
Cheyanne
07-13-2003, 12:24 PM
8827
The curve is more powerful than the sword.
:p
Cheyanne
07-13-2003, 12:25 PM
8828
I didn't discover curves; I only uncovered them.
When I'm good I'm very, very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better.
Cheyanne
07-13-2003, 12:27 PM
8829
I like a man who's good, but not too good--for the good die young, and I hate a dead one.
Too much of a good thing can be wonderful.
Some women pick men to marry--and others pick them to pieces.
When a girl goes bad--men go right after her.
Good women are no fun... The only good woman I can recall in history was Betsy Ross. And all she ever made was a flag.
Cheyanne
07-13-2003, 12:29 PM
8830
"I used to be Snow White ---
but I drifted."
Cheyanne
07-13-2003, 12:30 PM
8831
Love thy neighbor--and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier.
Cheyanne
07-13-2003, 12:31 PM
8832
The best way to behave is to misbehave.
Cheyanne
07-13-2003, 12:31 PM
8833
A dame that knows the ropes isn't likely to get tied up.
Cheyanne
07-13-2003, 12:32 PM
8834
A man has more character in his face at forty than at twenty--he has suffered longer.
Don't come crawlin' to a man for love--he likes to get a run for his money.
Don't cry for a man who's left you--the next one may fall for your smile.
Don't marry a man to reform him--that's what reform schools are for.
Don't keep a man guessing too long--he's sure to find the answer somewhere else.
Cheyanne
07-13-2003, 12:33 PM
8835
Mae caught the attention of the Hollywood moguls and was given her first movie role with George Raft in 1932's NIGHT AFTER NIGHT. Although a small role, she was able to display a wit that was to make her world famous. Raft, himself, said of Mae, "She stole everything but the cameras." The movie-going public fell in love with the first woman to make racy comments on film. She became a box-office smash hit breaking all sorts of attendance records.
Cheyanne
07-13-2003, 12:34 PM
8836
Her second film, SHE DONE HIM WRONG (1933), was based on her earlier and popular play that she had written herself. The film was nominated for an Academy Award as Best Picture. It also made Cary Grant a star.
Her third film later that year was I'M NO ANGEL. These two films resulted in the Motion Picture Production Code which regulated what content could be shown or said in pictures. As a result of these codes, Mae began to double talk so that a person could take a word or phrase anyway they wished. This was so she could get her material past the censors. It worked. She really felt she had a vested interest because it was her written work being scrutinized. She had already written and performed these for the stage with the very material now being filmed.
Cheyanne
07-13-2003, 12:34 PM
8837
Her next film, BELLE OF THE NINETIES made in 1934 was an equal hit.
By 1936, with the films, KLONDIKE ANNIE and GO WEST YOUNG MAN, made her, at that time, the highest paid woman in the US.
After the 1937 film, EVERYDAY'S A HOLIDAY, she didn't make another film until 1940, when she co-starred with W.C. Fields in another Mae West written movie, MY LITTLE CHICKADEE. It was well known she had little use for Fields and his crude ways, even for her.
Cheyanne
07-13-2003, 12:35 PM
8838
Don't ever make the same mistake twice, unless it pays.
How do you do, Miss West?
How do you do what?
I'd give half my life for just one kiss.
Then kiss me twice.
Oh, Miss West, I've heard so much about you.
Yeah, honey, but you can't prove a thing.
Cheyanne
07-13-2003, 12:36 PM
8839
After THE HEAT'S ON in 1943, Mae took a respite from the film world. The reason was the censors were getting stricter. She decided she would be able to have greater expression in her work if she went back to the stage.
Mae continued to be a success there. When censors began to let up, she returned to film work in 1970 in MYRA BRECKINRIDGE. Her last film was in 1978 called SEXTETTE.
Mae suffered a series of strokes which finally resulted in her death on November 22, 1980 in Hollywood, California. She was buried in New York. She was 87. The actress, who only appeared in 12 films in 46 years, had a powerful impact on us. There was no doubt she was way ahead of her time with her sexual innuendoes and how she made fun of a puritanical society. She did a lot to bring it out of the closet and perhaps we should be grateful for that.
Cheyanne
07-13-2003, 12:37 PM
8840
"It's not the man in your life that counts. It's the life in your man."
Cheyanne
07-13-2003, 12:38 PM
8841
"When women go wrong, men go right after them."
Cheyanne
07-13-2003, 12:39 PM
8842
What kind of man is most satisfactory?
Personally, I like two types of men--domestic and foreign.
Cheyanne
07-13-2003, 12:41 PM
8843
It isn't what I do, but how I do it. It isn't what I say, but how I say it, and how I look when I do it and say it.
Cheyanne
07-13-2003, 12:42 PM
8844
And of course... the one quote most remembered...........
"Come up and see me sometime."
Cheyanne
07-13-2003, 12:45 PM
8845
From the movies ~
Myra Breckinridge (a film supposedly so awful it made the Medved Brother's notorious and completely incorrect List of the 50 Worst Films of All Time). West plays sex-mad casting agent Letitia Van Allen - she was 77 at the time. With a bed in her office (because she likes to work nights), Letitia interviews and seduces a bevvy of 1970s men (including Tom Selleck in an early role), with lines like "forget about the 6 feet, let's talk about the 7 inches." In the highlight of the film, she is carried onto a stage in a huge box, from which she emerges to sing "You've gotta taste all the fruit!" Although her singing voice is a little reedy, and you worry that she might fall over in her Edith-Head designed furs and picture-hat, she manages to pull it off with aplomb, even rapping out a few verses of "Baby I'm To Hot To Handle" as an encore.
Cheyanne
07-13-2003, 12:46 PM
8846
West was a ground-breaker, and someone who understood people all too well - the plays she wrote "The Drag" (with an all-gay cast) and "Sex", were named specifically because she knew the adverse publicity and right-wing outrage would be better than a million dollars of advertising - and she was right. Prepared to suffer for what she believed in - West went to prison more than once for refusing to back down to censorship laws. Indeed, when she first started out, censorship was a different matter completely, and she took advantage of this - making films in the early 1930s such as "She Did Him Wrong" and "I'm No Angel". These pictures are refreshing to watch - and a little strange too. You don't expect people in black and white films to behave like Mae West. But she does.
Cheyanne
07-13-2003, 12:47 PM
8847
With a penchant for burly muscular working-class men, prize-fighters and the like, Mae was reticient about her off-screen romances, preferring to keep them as private as possible. Contrary to public opinion, she was shockable too - and liked to keep "gutter language" out of her films, and her earshot. While her sympathetic view of gay men as "men in women's bodies" can be viewed as quaintly wrong nowadays, it was at least progressive by the standards of her time.
Cheyanne
07-13-2003, 12:49 PM
8848
Wonder if she would have liked Pixies???
Cheyanne
07-13-2003, 12:51 PM
8849
Only 94 post to go to get to 1,000!!!
:jump:
Cheyanne
07-13-2003, 12:58 PM
8850
History of sex toys: dildos and vibrators
Where did it start?
It may come as some suprise to you that sex toys have had a long history. Many believe that sex toys were first used in Asia and while this is true for items such as Ben-wa Balls the more commonly used items i.e. dildos and vibrators most certainly originated in the west!
The first real mention of dildos was in Ancient Greece where single, lonley women would use dildos made, mostly, out of stone or wood (ouch!).
It took until the 1900's for dildos to be finally made our of rubber - which is naturally a lot more comfortable than wood or stone - and these new dildos were shaped more like a penis.
Cheyanne
07-13-2003, 12:59 PM
8851
Where did vibrators come from?
The first vibrators were used as medical instruments to treat an illness called "hysteria" (women). The symptons for this included irritability, anxiety, shortness of breath and vaginal lubrication - basically they were aroused! Doctors would "relieve" these symptons by rubbing the clitoris until orgasm!
Vibrators were 'invented' by a physician to lower the amount of time this process took - as a doctor "relieving" a woman was quite time consuming. The first vibrators were powered by steam and this made the treatment quick and efficient! Naturally this treatment was popular even when it wasn't seen to be needed!
By the late 1920's these steam powered vibrators were not being used as much by doctors and cheaper models were coming on the market advertised as "deviced for relaxation". The 20's "blue movies" began showing vibtrators in scenes but this was generally frowned upon.
By the 1960's vibrators were making a come back advertised as massagers and could be bought from any popular catalog.
By the 1990's, with the invention for the internet, the sex toys industry grew by leaps and bounds and is still growing.
Cheyanne
07-13-2003, 01:01 PM
8851
Electric Vibrators.. :D
When electricity became widely available in the late 19th century, the first electric vibrators appeared, still camouflaged as therapy for hysteria and sold only to doctors. But as the years passed, magazine advertisements began offering vibrators to, women for self-treatment of hysteria at home. The 1918 Sears Roebuck catalog touted one vibrator as a "very satisfactory...aid every woman appreciates." And an advertisement ill a 1921 issue of Hearst’s magazine urged men to buy the devices for their wives as Christmas gifts to keep them "young and pretty" and free from the scourge of hysteria.
Cheyanne
07-13-2003, 01:05 PM
8852
History of the Condom... :D
The oldest illustration of a condom was found in Egypt and dates back more than 3,000 years. It is difficult to judge from the drawing what the ancient Egyptian wearing the condom had in mind. He may have worn it for sexual or ritual reasons—or both. Some claim that, in later times, the Romans made condoms from the muscle tissue of warriors they defeated in battle. The oldest condoms were discovered in the foundations of Dudley Castle near Birmingham, England. They were made of fish and animal intestine and dated back to 1640. They were probably used to prevent transmission of sexually transmitted infections during the war between the forces of Oliver Cromwell and soldiers loyal to King Charles I.
Cheyanne
07-13-2003, 01:05 PM
8853
Historians disagree about how condoms got their name. Some say a "Dr. Condom" supplied King Charles II of England with animal-tissue sheaths to keep him from fathering illegitimate children and getting diseases from prostitutes. Others claim the word comes from a "Dr. Condon" or a "Colonel Cundum." It may be more likely that the word derives from the Latin condon, meaning "receptacle."
Cheyanne
07-13-2003, 01:06 PM
8854
In the 18th century, the famous womanizer, Casanova, wore condoms made of linen. Rubber condoms were mass-produced after 1844, when Charles Goodyear patented the vulcanization of rubber, which he invented five years earlier. Condoms made of sheep's intestines are still available. They are now disposable and should only be used once. In the 1940s and 50s, they were washed, slathered in petroleum jelly, and kept in little wooden boxes in a bedroom drawer—but they weren't talked about—in front of the kids, anyway.
Cheyanne
07-13-2003, 01:07 PM
8855
Thank you FDR.. :D
The American Social Hygiene Association fought hard to prohibit condom use in the early part of this century. Social hygienists believed that anyone who risked getting "venereal" diseases should suffer the consequences, including American "dough boys"—U.S. soldiers who fought in World War I. The American Expeditionary Forces, as our army was called, were the only armed forces in Europe during the war who were denied the use of condoms. It is not surprising that our troops had the highest rates of sexually transmitted infections of all; 70 percent of our "boys" were just unable to "just say 'no'." The Secretary of the Navy was only one of many military leaders who believed that condom use was immoral and "un Christian." It was a young Assistant Secretary of the Navy, Franklin Delano Roosevelt, who, when his boss was away from the office, ordered the distribution of condoms to sailors.
Cheyanne
07-13-2003, 01:08 PM
8856
One of the challenges that Margaret Sanger, the founder of Planned Parenthood, faced as she fought for women's right to use birth control was the double standard regarding condom use. Doctors were allowed to "prescribe" condoms to protect men from syphilis and gonorrhea when they had pre-marital or extra-marital sexual intercourse. Women, however, could not get condoms to protect themselves from unintended pregnancy. Similarly, the Nazi government of Germany would not allow the use of condoms, or any other kind of birth control, by its citizens. They were expected to breed warriors to create a one-race world of "Aryans." But the Nazi military did allow soldiers to use condoms to keep them on the front lines instead of crowding their barracks nursing illnesses caused by syphilis and gonorrhea. By World War II, military leaders had a more realistic attitude about condoms. Concerned that "our boys" would bring home diseases and infect their wives, they aggressively promoted the use of condoms. Government training films urged soldiers, "Don't forget—put it on before you put it in." In fact, in 1942, condoms were issued to soldiers during the landing on Dunkirk. They were used to cover and protect rifle barrels from being damaged by salt water as the soldiers waded ashore.
Cheyanne
07-13-2003, 01:09 PM
8857
The sexual revolution of the 60s almost put an end to condom use. "Good girls" were willing sex partners, so fewer men turned to professional sex workers, the most prevalent STIs—gonorrhea and syphilis—were easily treated, and the Pill and IUD provided the most effective reversible contraception the world had seen. When HIV, the virus that can cause AIDS, was identified, it became clear that condom use and safer sex could stem the epidemic. Many public health professionals believe that local, state, and federal governments behaved a lot like the social hygienists of the World War I generation as they continued to ignore or deny the need for public condom education. At this point in the epidemic, 25 percent of all HIV infections occur among teenagers—with rates increasing most quickly for teenage women. Yet most school districts still oppose condom distribution among students.
Cheyanne
07-13-2003, 01:15 PM
8858
Hmmmmmmmm, can't think of anything else to post at the moment...
PantyFanatic
07-13-2003, 01:19 PM
# 8861
at 14:05 Cheyanne posted #8860
IAKaraokeGirl
07-13-2003, 01:20 PM
8862~Interesting stuff, Cheyanne!
PantyFanatic
07-13-2003, 01:20 PM
8,863 white bears in the woods ;)
Cheyanne
07-13-2003, 01:21 PM
8864
So I was "off" by 2???? hehehe..
Cheyanne
07-13-2003, 01:23 PM
8865
There is that white bear in the woods again... :eek:
PantyFanatic
07-13-2003, 01:25 PM
#8866
I'm just glad I can't see that white bear in the woods when I close my eyes;)
Cheyanne
07-13-2003, 01:31 PM
8867
Book
White Bears and Other Unwanted Thoughts: Suppression, Obesession, and the Psychology of Mental Control
by Daniel Wegner (Author)
PantyFanatic
07-13-2003, 01:37 PM
#8868
Thanks Cheyanne. I'm so glad to have something that will keep the image of a white bear in the woods out of my mind.
I would never want to think about a white bear in the woods now that I was told to not think of a white bear in the woods.
Cheyanne
07-13-2003, 01:42 PM
8869
Originally posted by pantyfanatic
#8868
Thanks Cheyanne. I'm so glad to have something that will keep the image of a white bear in the woods out of my mind.
I would never want to think about a white bear in the woods now that I was told to not think of a white bear in the woods.
LMAO PF... :p
Cheyanne
07-13-2003, 02:14 PM
8870
Bumper Stickers
If your ship hasn't come in...Swim out to it!
Cheyanne
07-13-2003, 02:14 PM
8871 Bumer Stickers
I LIKE CATS! They taste like chicken
Cheyanne
07-13-2003, 02:16 PM
8872
The gene pool could use a little chlorine
Time is what keeps things from happening all at once.
I like you but I wouldn't want to see you working with sub-atomic particles.
"Auntie Em: Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog. - Dorothy"
ESCHEW OBFUSCATION. (means avoid confusion/overcomplication)
LOTTERY: A tax on people who are bad at math.
Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.
WE ARE MICROSOFT. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.
Cheyanne
07-13-2003, 02:16 PM
8873
I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
Few women admit their age, few men act it.
If we aren't supposed to eat amimals, why are they made with meat?
Your kid may be an honor student, but you're still an idiot.
According to my calculations, the problem doesn't exist.
Some people are alive only because it is illegal to kill them.
Forget about world peace... visualize using your turn signal.
WARNING: DATES ON CALENDAR ARE CLOSER THAN THEY APPEAR.
Cheyanne
07-13-2003, 02:17 PM
8874
Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
We have enough youth. How about a fountain of "Smart"?
Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
3 kinds of people: Those who can count and those who can't.
Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
Bumper sticker in the year 2100: DISCO STILL SUCKS
I fish! Therefore, I lie.
Cheyanne
07-13-2003, 02:18 PM
8875
I swerve for cats.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
Cover me. I'm changing lanes.
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.
Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot.
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep.
I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather....
...Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car....
(They were screaming "Stop reading that insanely long bumper
sticker and watch the road!!!")
Montana --- At least our cows are sane!
Cheyanne
07-13-2003, 02:19 PM
8876
It's as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you.
When you do a good deed, get a receipt, in case heaven is like the IRS.
I took an IQ test and the results were negative.Okay, who stopped the payment on my reality check?
If Clinton is the answer, it must have been a stupid question.
Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.
Math illiteracy strikes 8 out of 5 people.
Cheyanne
07-13-2003, 02:20 PM
8877
Stupid signs... LOL
Sign in a Laundromat
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES:
PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT
Cheyanne
07-13-2003, 02:21 PM
8878
Sign in a London department store:
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS
Cheyanne
07-13-2003, 02:21 PM
8879
On a church door:
THIS IS THE GATE OF HEAVEN. ENTER YE ALL BY THIS DOOR.
(THIS DOOR IS KEPT LOCKED BECAUSE OF THE DRAFT. PLEASE USE SIDE DOOR.)
Cheyanne
07-13-2003, 02:23 PM
8880
Outside a secondhand shop:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES ETC.
WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?
Cheyanne
07-13-2003, 02:24 PM
8881
Spotted in a safari park:
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR
Cheyanne
07-13-2003, 02:24 PM
8882
Live Life Like A Computer
If you messed up your life, you could press "Alt, Ctrl, Delete" and
start all over!
To get your daily exercise, just click on "run"!
If you needed a break from life, click on "suspend". Hit "any key" to
continue life when ready.
To get even with the neighbors, turn up the sound blaster.
To "add/remove" someone in your life, click settings and control panel.
To improve your appearance, just adjust the display settings.
If life gets too noisy, turn off the speakers.
When you lose your car keys, click on "find".
"Help" with the chores is just a click away.
You wouldn't need auto insurance. You'd use your diskette to recover
from a crash.
We could click on "send" and the kids would go to bed immediately.
To feel like a new person, click on "refresh".
Click on "close" to shut up the kids and spouse.
To undo a mistake, click on "back".
Is your wardrobe getting old? Click "update".
If you don't like cleaning the litter box, click on "delete".
Cheyanne
07-13-2003, 02:26 PM
8883 ~ Oxymorons
Act naturally
Found missing
Resident alien
Advanced BASIC
Genuine imitation
Airline food
Good grief
Same difference
Almost exactly
Government organization
Sanitary landfill
Alone together
Legally drunk
Silent scream
British fashion
Living dead
Small crowd
Business ethics
Soft rock
Military intelligence
Software documentation
New York culture
Extinct life
Sweet sorrow
Childproof
"Now, then..."
Synthetic natural gas
Passive aggression
Taped live
Clearly misunderstood
Peace force
New classic
Temporary tax increase
French bravery
Plastic glasses
Terribly pleased
Computer security
Political science
Tight slacks
Definite maybe
Pretty ugly
Twelve-ounce pound cake
Diet ice cream
Rap music
Working vacation
Exact estimate
And My Favorite
Microsoft Works
Cheyanne
07-13-2003, 02:28 PM
8884
Stupid Warnings
On the "CycleAware" helmet-mounted mirror: "Remember: Objects in the mirror are actually behind you."
On a large folding cardboard sunshade for car windscreens: "Do not attempt to operate vehicle with sunshade in place."
On a car lock which loops around both the clutch pedal and thesteering wheel: "Warning - Remove lock before driving."
In the instructions for a Korean kitchen knife: "Keep out of children."
On a packet of juggling balls: "This product contains small granules under 3 millimeters. Not suitable for children under theage of 14 years in Europe or 8 years in the USA."
On a packet of Nytol sleeping tablets: "Warning: may causedrowsiness."
On a packet of peanuts served on an internal flight in China(written in both English and Chinese): "Open packet and eat contents."
Seen on a camera: "This camera only works when there is film inside."
On a bottle of flavored milk drink: "After opening, keep upright."
On a Rowenta iron: "Warning! Never iron clothes on the body!"
On a can of windscreen de-icing spray: "Spray works in sub-zero temperatures."
On a can of insect spray: "Kills all kinds of insects! Warning:This spray is harmful to bees."
A different brand of insect spray: "Kills flies, wasps,mosquitoes, midges, and other flying insects. Not tested onanimals."
On an ocean buoy for determining the position of submarines:"Protect from seawater."On a Halloween Batman costume: "This cape does not give thewearer the ability to fly."
MilkToast
07-13-2003, 03:02 PM
8885
passing through the apartment to pick up my camera...
BlondeCurlGirl
07-13-2003, 03:03 PM
8886
BlondeCurlGirl
07-13-2003, 03:03 PM
8887
BlondeCurlGirl
07-13-2003, 03:04 PM
8888
MilkToast
07-13-2003, 03:05 PM
8889
MilkToast
07-13-2003, 03:05 PM
oopss...
8890
MilkToast
07-13-2003, 03:06 PM
gotta run :)
8891
Scarecrow
07-13-2003, 04:06 PM
8892
Scarecrow
07-13-2003, 04:06 PM
8893l
9000 here we come
Scarecrow
07-13-2003, 04:07 PM
8894
or 991,106 to go
Scarecrow
07-13-2003, 04:08 PM
8895
Scarecrow
07-13-2003, 04:08 PM
8896
on page 594
Scarecrow
07-13-2003, 04:09 PM
8897
on my way to 5000
yea right
Scarecrow
07-13-2003, 04:09 PM
8898
Scarecrow
07-13-2003, 04:10 PM
8899
IAKaraokeGirl
07-13-2003, 04:10 PM
8900~Brontology is the study of thunder.
Scarecrow
07-13-2003, 04:11 PM
8900
IAKaraokeGirl
07-13-2003, 04:11 PM
8902~A California vintner named a Napa Valley wine in honor of Marilyn Monroe. It's called Marilyn Merlot.
Scarecrow
07-13-2003, 04:12 PM
8903
Scarecrow
07-13-2003, 04:12 PM
8904
I'm not changing my 8900 post if though it is 8901
IAKaraokeGirl
07-13-2003, 04:13 PM
8905~Gladys Knight, when she was seven years old, won a $200 grand prize on Ted Mack's Original Amateur Hour with her renditions of "Too Young," "Because of You," and "Brahms' Lullaby."
IAKaraokeGirl
07-13-2003, 04:14 PM
8906~The first rap artist to perform at a presidential inaugural gala was L.L. Cool J in 1993 for then-president Bill Clinton.
IAKaraokeGirl
07-13-2003, 04:14 PM
8907~Martha Washington was formally addressed during her husband's presidency as Lady Washington.
IAKaraokeGirl
07-13-2003, 04:15 PM
8908~The average adult takes 14 breaths a minute; an average infant takes 33.
IAKaraokeGirl
07-13-2003, 04:16 PM
8909~The names of the three good fairies in Walt Disney's 1959 movie Sleeping Beauty were Fauna, the fairy of song; Flora, the fairy of beauty; and Merryweather, the fairy of happiness.
Scarecrow
07-13-2003, 04:17 PM
8910 * how many breaths does an average adult take when aroused???
IAKaraokeGirl
07-13-2003, 04:17 PM
8911~Katharine Hepburn and Spencer Tracy appeared together in nine films: Woman of the Year, Keeper of the Flame, Without Love, Sea of Grass, State of the Union, Adam's Rib, Pat and Mike, The Desk Set, and Guess Who's Coming to Dinner?
IAKaraokeGirl
07-13-2003, 04:18 PM
8912~LMAO @scarecrow. :D
My sources don't say that. Let me do some research and get back to you. ;)
Scarecrow
07-13-2003, 04:36 PM
8913
Scarecrow
07-13-2003, 04:57 PM
8914
later ppl
hellsbells
07-13-2003, 05:04 PM
#8915. I don't know. How many breaths does an adult take when aroused?????
IAKaraokeGirl
07-13-2003, 05:05 PM
8916~Benjamin Franklin, in his wisdom-packed "Poor Richard's Almanack," wrote "Fish and visitors smell in three days.
IAKaraokeGirl
07-13-2003, 05:06 PM
8917~Well, hellsbells, based on a phone conversation I recently had, many more than normally, especially right afterwards. ;)
IAKaraokeGirl
07-13-2003, 05:06 PM
8918~Austrailia has a few hundred tornadoes every year, a distant second to the United States, which has more than 1,000 annually.
IAKaraokeGirl
07-13-2003, 05:07 PM
8919~China is the world's largest tobacco producer. Brazil is the world's largest exporter of it.
IAKaraokeGirl
07-13-2003, 05:08 PM
8920~Canada is the world's largest importer of American cars.
celticangel
07-13-2003, 05:15 PM
8921
IAKaraokeGirl
07-13-2003, 05:16 PM
8922~A sprinter, running at top speed, makes contact with the ground forty times during a 100-meter (328-foot) race.
IAKaraokeGirl
07-13-2003, 05:17 PM
8923~There are fifteen players on a hurling team.
IAKaraokeGirl
07-13-2003, 05:18 PM
8924~There are eight sides on the grip of a standard tennis racket.
IAKaraokeGirl
07-13-2003, 05:19 PM
8925~Wilt "The Stilt" Chamberlain, playing for the Philadelphia Warriors, scord 36 field goals and 28 free throws against the New York Knickerbockers in his historic 100-point game in 1962.
KingMinotaur
07-13-2003, 07:53 PM
8926~ my New England Patriots beating the Rams to win Superbowl 36 20-17
IAKaraokeGirl
07-13-2003, 09:31 PM
8927~Baseball great Stan Musial's advice to those trying to hit a spitball was, "Hit it on the dry side."
IAKaraokeGirl
07-13-2003, 09:33 PM
8928~The concession that earned $862,000 in just five months at the Chicago World's Fair in 1933 was the restroom, at $0.05 per visit.
IAKaraokeGirl
07-13-2003, 09:34 PM
8929~There were 413 beds listed in the palace inventories of France's King Louis XIV.
IAKaraokeGirl
07-13-2003, 09:36 PM
8930~The city of Batman is in southeastern Turkey.
KingMinotaur
07-13-2003, 09:44 PM
8931~ I have no idea where she came up with that, but a big round of applause for IA
IAKaraokeGirl
07-13-2003, 09:49 PM
8932~Peccatophobia is a fear of sinning.
IAKaraokeGirl
07-13-2003, 09:50 PM
8933~The only two-syllable word in the English language with no true vowels is "rhythm."
IAKaraokeGirl
07-13-2003, 09:51 PM
8934~The beverage we now know as punch originated in India. The British gave the refreshing drink the name punch, most likely from the Hindi word panch, for the number five, because it had five basic ingredients--alcohol, tea, lemon, sugar and water.
IAKaraokeGirl
07-13-2003, 09:51 PM
8935~Margarine was called butterine when it was first marketed in England.
MilkToast
07-13-2003, 09:55 PM
8936
MilkToast
07-13-2003, 10:07 PM
8937
MilkToast
07-13-2003, 10:10 PM
8938
MilkToast
07-13-2003, 10:11 PM
8939
MilkToast
07-13-2003, 10:12 PM
8940
MilkToast
07-13-2003, 10:17 PM
8941
MilkToast
07-13-2003, 10:18 PM
8942
MilkToast
07-13-2003, 10:27 PM
8943
MilkToast
07-13-2003, 10:27 PM
8944
MilkToast
07-13-2003, 10:28 PM
8945
MilkToast
07-13-2003, 10:29 PM
8946
MilkToast
07-13-2003, 10:29 PM
8947
MilkToast
07-13-2003, 10:30 PM
8948
MilkToast
07-13-2003, 10:30 PM
8949
MilkToast
07-13-2003, 10:31 PM
8950
MilkToast
07-13-2003, 10:31 PM
8951
MilkToast
07-13-2003, 10:32 PM
8952
MilkToast
07-13-2003, 10:33 PM
8953
MilkToast
07-13-2003, 10:33 PM
8954
MilkToast
07-13-2003, 10:34 PM
8955
MilkToast
07-13-2003, 10:35 PM
8956
MilkToast
07-13-2003, 10:35 PM
8957
MilkToast
07-13-2003, 10:36 PM
8958
Caffein
07-13-2003, 10:36 PM
http://us.f1.yahoofs.com/groups/g_10408048/Some+Old+Some+New/__hr_i00991.jpg?bc7riE_AUpNkrELt
it is suck... :D :D :D
MilkToast
07-13-2003, 10:36 PM
8960
MilkToast
07-13-2003, 10:37 PM
8961
MilkToast
07-13-2003, 10:38 PM
Hi Caffein .... the link does not work :(
--8962--
MilkToast
07-13-2003, 10:39 PM
8963
MilkToast
07-13-2003, 10:39 PM
8964
MilkToast
07-13-2003, 10:40 PM
8965
MilkToast
07-13-2003, 10:40 PM
8966
Caffein
07-13-2003, 10:41 PM
Originally posted by MilkToast
Hi Caffein .... the link does not work :(
--8962--
fixed dear milk
http://us.f1.yahoofs.com/groups/g_10408048/Some+Old+Some+New/__hr_i00991.jpg?bc7riE_AUpNkrELt
MilkToast
07-13-2003, 10:41 PM
8968
MilkToast
07-13-2003, 10:42 PM
8969..
nice!!!! thanks for fixing the link :D
MilkToast
07-13-2003, 10:43 PM
8970
MilkToast
07-13-2003, 10:44 PM
8971
Caffein
07-13-2003, 10:44 PM
Originally posted by MilkToast
8968
did u see "it is suck"? how long you "suck" at this "suck" thread?
MilkToast
07-13-2003, 10:45 PM
I sure did see the "suck" aspect of it...
as for this thread sucking... does not! waaahhhhhh.....
--8973--
MilkToast
07-13-2003, 10:46 PM
--8974--
Caffein
07-13-2003, 10:46 PM
tell me
MilkToast
07-13-2003, 10:47 PM
--8976--
25 more to 9k... damn this is taking for ever... 30 seconds at a pop is just not quick enough :D
MilkToast
07-13-2003, 10:48 PM
Originally posted by Caffein
tell me
and what would you like to know...
--8977--
Caffein
07-13-2003, 10:48 PM
Originally posted by MilkToast
I sure did see the "suck" aspect of it...
as for this thread sucking... does not! waaahhhhhh.....
--8973-- it is suck dude.
MilkToast
07-13-2003, 10:49 PM
--8979--
nah... I don't think the thread sucks... and neither do the pictures :)
MilkToast
07-13-2003, 10:49 PM
--8980--
Caffein
07-13-2003, 10:49 PM
Originally posted by MilkToast
and what would you like to know...
--8977-- can u stop at 8999 and let me take 9000? ist is a funny game i think. i ll post a big suck on 9000
MilkToast
07-13-2003, 10:50 PM
ahah... here is the culprit... this is --8982-- and not --8981--
MilkToast
07-13-2003, 10:51 PM
Originally posted by Caffein
can u stop at 8999 and let me take 9000? ist is a funny game i think. i ll post a big suck on 9000
welll... I'll need to think about that....
-8982-->8983--
Caffein
07-13-2003, 10:51 PM
Originally posted by MilkToast
--8981--
;)just give me the fucking 9k ok?
MilkToast
07-13-2003, 10:52 PM
--8984->8985--
well.... if we're gonna get hostile about if... make sure you have whips and chains...
Caffein
07-13-2003, 10:52 PM
Originally posted by MilkToast
welll... I'll need to think about that....
-8982-- tell me what you want to see i ll show you on 9k
MilkToast
07-13-2003, 10:53 PM
--8987--
the count was off... hmmm... I need to go back and check...
MilkToast
07-13-2003, 10:55 PM
--8988--
Originally posted by Caffein
tell me what you want to see i ll show you on 9k
hmmm.... whips and chains as per 8985?
LOL
MilkToast
07-13-2003, 10:57 PM
--8989--
MilkToast
07-13-2003, 10:58 PM
--8990--
do a search for "sucking" on Google does come up with some odd ball stuff!
Caffein
07-13-2003, 10:58 PM
Originally posted by MilkToast
--8987--
the count was off... hmmm... I need to go back and check...
:D:D:Dyou are so funny milk. r u using somesoftware? or doing it manully, it is hard to keep a counter in that way. *kiss* anyway, keep going
MilkToast
07-13-2003, 10:59 PM
actually Caffein I likely wound be around for 9k as I have to go now... need to get some sleep so that I am not a zombie at the office tomorrow :D
--8992--
MilkToast
07-13-2003, 11:00 PM
Originally posted by Caffein
:D:D:Dyou are so funny milk. r u using somesoftware? or doing it manully, it is hard to keep a counter in that way. *kiss* anyway, keep going
nah... software (though I have considered it) would be cheating... it's all done by hand :)
--8993--
MilkToast
07-13-2003, 11:01 PM
--8994--
good night all!
PS. here is the update on the 10k date...
PIXIES "ONE MILLION… err… TEN THOUSAND" THREAD END CALCULATOR
-Toast
start time: 5/9/03 9:59 PM
reply goal: 10,000
current time: 7/14/03 12:01 AM
reply count: 8,994
still needed: 1,006 replies
elapsed time: 65 days 2 hours 2.0 minutes
reply rate: 138.2 replies/day
OR 5.76 replies/hour
OR 0.096 replies/minute
time to goal: 10,483 minutes
OR 175 hours
OR 7 days
OR 0.0 years
est. achievement date: 7/21/03 6:44 AM
Caffein
07-13-2003, 11:02 PM
Originally posted by MilkToast
actually Caffein I likely wound be around for 9k as I have to go now... need to get some sleep so that I am not a zombie at the office tomorrow :D
--8902--
ok dear bye
MilkToast
07-13-2003, 11:06 PM
major digit fuck up there... this is post 8996... only 3 more after this to 9k
MilkToast
07-13-2003, 11:08 PM
8997
MilkToast
07-13-2003, 11:08 PM
OK Caffein... if you're gonna post be ready as it is coming up soon and you never know who else is gona jump in for the 9k post...
--8998--
MilkToast
07-13-2003, 11:09 PM
--8999--
and.......
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