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MilkToast
07-08-2003, 10:16 PM
8000!!!!
only 2,000 more to the new goal...
(est achievement date now: 7/23/03 11:35 PM)
Sharni
07-08-2003, 10:17 PM
#8001
MilkToast
07-08-2003, 10:18 PM
8002
MilkToast
07-08-2003, 10:21 PM
8003... I gotta scurry off to bed... g'night all....
denny
07-09-2003, 12:02 AM
8004 night
BlondeCurlGirl
07-09-2003, 12:27 AM
8005...and with that goes my 900th post
GusAspar
07-09-2003, 02:18 AM
8006
this really does seem a bit futile...
GusAspar
07-09-2003, 02:24 AM
8007
Milk Toast, I've seen some databases, but yours is more fun than most!
GusAspar
07-09-2003, 02:25 AM
8008
yippee, I got another palindrome!
Vicious Tease
07-09-2003, 02:58 AM
8009
Sharni
07-09-2003, 04:35 AM
8010
dm383
07-09-2003, 05:26 AM
#8011
(Should we make that 998011? We'll get to 100000 by the 31st quicker that way! :D)
Eliza
07-09-2003, 05:51 AM
8012
Yea! Milk Toast! Got us to 8000!!!
FussyPucker
07-09-2003, 07:10 AM
8013 - oh well I guess it was a good try :(
Peace, love and Pixies !
MilkToast
07-09-2003, 07:20 AM
Originally posted by GusAspar
8006
this really does seem a bit futile...
actually I am not shooting for the one million goal... I am shooting for the new goal set by IAKaraokeGirl.
Originally posted by IAKaraokeGirl
7406~Of course, I *am* on that quest for 10,000 posts before the end of July...
I always thought that I would stop posting here after a while (this thread that is) and this was actually an achievable goal :) (if posting continues...)
est. 10k achievement date: 7/24/03 7:45 AM
MilkToast
07-09-2003, 07:23 AM
8015
Originally posted by GusAspar
8007
Milk Toast, I've seen some databases, but yours is more fun than most!
thanks, but my database is the internet and a search engine... he he he... so I can not take much credit :)
MilkToast
07-09-2003, 07:24 AM
8016
OK... off to work....
IAKaraokeGirl
07-09-2003, 07:31 AM
8017~Actually, MilkToast, I was setting that goal for myself, but 10,000 for the million thread is also an admirable goal. :D
MilkToast
07-09-2003, 07:43 AM
Originally posted by IAKaraokeGirl
8017~Actually, MilkToast, I was setting that goal for myself, but 10,000 for the million thread is also an admirable goal. :D
ooops, talk about misinterpretation...
8018
Summer
07-09-2003, 07:44 AM
8019
(maybe when we get to 8020 we can start counting by tens just an idea)
MilkToast
07-09-2003, 07:45 AM
--8020--
905 more posts for IAKG
1980 posts more for this thread
IAKaraokeGirl
07-09-2003, 07:54 AM
8021~Not to worry, MilkToast. I'm working towards both. :D
denny
07-09-2003, 09:45 AM
8022~901 now!
Steph
07-09-2003, 09:54 AM
8023
can we make it a million by the end of July? :)
denny
07-09-2003, 09:55 AM
8024 Is that 10000?
Steph
07-09-2003, 09:58 AM
8024
probably not :)
denny
07-09-2003, 09:58 AM
8025 Acheivable!!
IAKaraokeGirl
07-09-2003, 10:02 AM
8026~10,000 is definitely achievable. :)
denny
07-09-2003, 10:03 AM
8027 So is my 4000th post!
Scarlett
07-09-2003, 04:30 PM
8028
Good afternoon
celticangel
07-09-2003, 05:26 PM
8029
IAKaraokeGirl
07-09-2003, 05:50 PM
8030 Good evening!
Eliza
07-09-2003, 06:29 PM
8031
Hi All!
Eliza
07-09-2003, 06:29 PM
8032
More from me later...
Sharni
07-09-2003, 08:05 PM
#8034
Sharni
07-09-2003, 08:08 PM
#8035
With the previous post we are now back on track:)
Sharni
07-09-2003, 08:16 PM
#8036
Sharni
07-09-2003, 08:17 PM
#8037
Sharni
07-09-2003, 08:17 PM
#8038
Sharni
07-09-2003, 08:19 PM
#8039
Sharni
07-09-2003, 08:20 PM
#8040
Sharni
07-09-2003, 08:22 PM
#8041
Sharni
07-09-2003, 08:34 PM
#8042
Sharni
07-09-2003, 08:37 PM
#8043
Sharni
07-09-2003, 08:42 PM
#8044
Sharni
07-09-2003, 08:46 PM
#8045
Sharni
07-09-2003, 08:47 PM
#8046
Sharni
07-09-2003, 08:48 PM
#8047
Sharni
07-09-2003, 08:50 PM
#8048
Sharni
07-09-2003, 08:51 PM
#8049
Sharni
07-09-2003, 08:52 PM
#8050
Sharni
07-09-2003, 08:53 PM
#8051
MilkToast
07-09-2003, 08:54 PM
oops... was busy editing pics taken today and lost track of time... I almost forgot to visit the thread...
so here I am... passing through... more editing to do...
8052
Eliza
07-09-2003, 09:12 PM
8053
Eliza
07-09-2003, 09:14 PM
8054
Eliza
07-09-2003, 09:15 PM
8055
KingMinotaur
07-09-2003, 09:59 PM
8056
MilkToast
07-09-2003, 09:59 PM
8056
Vicious Tease
07-10-2003, 12:10 AM
8058
Vicious Tease
07-10-2003, 12:11 AM
8059
Vicious Tease
07-10-2003, 12:11 AM
8060
Vicious Tease
07-10-2003, 12:12 AM
8061
Vicious Tease
07-10-2003, 12:14 AM
8062
Vicious Tease
07-10-2003, 12:14 AM
8063
Vicious Tease
07-10-2003, 12:15 AM
8064
Vicious Tease
07-10-2003, 12:16 AM
8065
Vicious Tease
07-10-2003, 12:16 AM
8066
Vicious Tease
07-10-2003, 12:17 AM
8067
Vicious Tease
07-10-2003, 12:18 AM
8068
Vicious Tease
07-10-2003, 12:19 AM
8069
Woo hoo ... I just managed a solo 69! My work here is done!
ryker
07-10-2003, 01:36 AM
8070....have not been in for a while....been working away from home...back now and keen to catch up with all at pixies
Steph
07-10-2003, 01:36 AM
8070
I'll help
Steph
07-10-2003, 01:36 AM
8071
justice is the one thing you should always fine
Steph
07-10-2003, 01:37 AM
8072
too much corruption and crime in the streets
Scarlett
07-10-2003, 08:54 AM
8073
Good morning
Steph
07-10-2003, 03:08 PM
8074
Nobody has posted since 10 a.m.???!!!
IAKaraokeGirl
07-10-2003, 03:09 PM
8075~AAHHHHH! That'll teach me to work in the office, won't it, Steph? :D
Steph
07-10-2003, 03:09 PM
8075
let me fix it
Steph
07-10-2003, 03:10 PM
8076
fix you good
IAKaraokeGirl
07-10-2003, 03:10 PM
8078~Whew! Glad the pressure's off me to fix it!
IAKaraokeGirl
07-10-2003, 03:11 PM
8079~Whatever *it* is :p
Steph
07-10-2003, 03:11 PM
8077
i love pixies
Steph
07-10-2003, 03:12 PM
8078
pixies loves me
Steph
07-10-2003, 03:13 PM
8079
can we get to 9000 soon?
Steph
07-10-2003, 03:13 PM
8080
nice number
Steph
07-10-2003, 03:14 PM
8081
one million
Steph
07-10-2003, 03:15 PM
8082
it's cool here today
IAKaraokeGirl
07-10-2003, 03:15 PM
Should be 8086, I think.
Steph
07-10-2003, 03:16 PM
8083
IAKaraokeGirl
07-10-2003, 03:17 PM
This should be 8089, according to the counter.
Steph
07-10-2003, 03:32 PM
8090
it's not my fault? :)
IAKaraokeGirl
07-10-2003, 03:35 PM
8091~I have no idea where we were off at, but I think we're right now. :D
Steph
07-10-2003, 03:51 PM
8092
dunno
IAKaraokeGirl
07-10-2003, 03:57 PM
8093 Me either!
MilkToast
07-10-2003, 04:36 PM
8094... passing through...
Steph
07-10-2003, 04:41 PM
8094
on track?
IAKaraokeGirl
07-10-2003, 04:44 PM
This should be 8096. :)
Steph
07-10-2003, 04:45 PM
8095
Steph
07-10-2003, 04:48 PM
8096
IAKaraokeGirl
07-10-2003, 04:48 PM
8099....someone turn the hundred, please!
Steph
07-10-2003, 04:51 PM
8097
MilkToast
07-10-2003, 04:53 PM
--8101--
MilkToast
07-10-2003, 04:53 PM
--8102--
Steph
07-10-2003, 04:54 PM
8098
IAKaraokeGirl
07-10-2003, 04:57 PM
8104~Steph--you're off again! :)
Steph
07-10-2003, 04:59 PM
8099
no more smoking
and feeling tense
Steph
07-10-2003, 05:01 PM
8100
IAKaraokeGirl
07-10-2003, 05:02 PM
8107!!!
Steph
07-10-2003, 05:06 PM
8101
IAKaraokeGirl
07-10-2003, 05:06 PM
8109 :D
Steph
07-10-2003, 05:06 PM
8102
IAKaraokeGirl
07-10-2003, 05:09 PM
8111~Oh, Steph.....:D
Steph
07-10-2003, 05:09 PM
8103
IAKaraokeGirl
07-10-2003, 05:10 PM
8113
Steph
07-10-2003, 05:13 PM
8104
IAKaraokeGirl
07-10-2003, 05:13 PM
8115
Steph
07-10-2003, 05:15 PM
8105
Steph
07-10-2003, 05:16 PM
dude, I can't count!!!!!!
IAKaraokeGirl
07-10-2003, 05:19 PM
8118!
MilkToast
07-10-2003, 09:05 PM
--8119--
shit faced and passing through (if I can find the keys on the keyboard) :p
MilkToast
07-10-2003, 09:07 PM
--8120--
ppppffffffttttt......
MilkToast
07-10-2003, 09:07 PM
--8121--
yipeee keayeeeee,...
MilkToast
07-10-2003, 09:08 PM
--8122--
gotta go now... catchin' s**t for being at the keyboard...
again.... pffffttt......
IAKaraokeGirl
07-10-2003, 09:37 PM
8123~But you can still count!
Sharni
07-11-2003, 12:53 AM
#8124
Sharni
07-11-2003, 12:54 AM
#8125
Sharni
07-11-2003, 12:55 AM
#8126
Sharni
07-11-2003, 12:57 AM
#8127
Sharni
07-11-2003, 01:05 AM
#8128
Sharni
07-11-2003, 01:06 AM
#8129
Sharni
07-11-2003, 01:08 AM
#8130
Sharni
07-11-2003, 01:09 AM
#8131
Sharni
07-11-2003, 01:11 AM
#8132
Sharni
07-11-2003, 01:11 AM
#8133
Vicious Tease
07-11-2003, 02:56 AM
8134
Vicious Tease
07-11-2003, 02:57 AM
8135
Vicious Tease
07-11-2003, 02:57 AM
8136
Vicious Tease
07-11-2003, 02:58 AM
8137
Vicious Tease
07-11-2003, 02:59 AM
8138
Vicious Tease
07-11-2003, 02:59 AM
8139
Vicious Tease
07-11-2003, 03:00 AM
8140
Vicious Tease
07-11-2003, 03:00 AM
8141
Vicious Tease
07-11-2003, 03:01 AM
8142
Vicious Tease
07-11-2003, 03:02 AM
8143
Vicious Tease
07-11-2003, 03:03 AM
8144
Vicious Tease
07-11-2003, 03:03 AM
8145
IAKaraokeGirl
07-11-2003, 03:33 AM
8146~Damn insomnia.
dicksbro
07-11-2003, 03:36 AM
8147
dicksbro
07-11-2003, 03:37 AM
8148
dicksbro
07-11-2003, 03:37 AM
8149
dicksbro
07-11-2003, 03:37 AM
1850 down
998150 to go
IAKaraokeGirl
07-11-2003, 03:40 AM
8151~Woohoo! No chance of rain for the next three days. :D
IAKaraokeGirl
07-11-2003, 03:41 AM
8152~Sometimes it's the little things. :)
IAKaraokeGirl
07-11-2003, 06:24 AM
8153~Better. Had a little bit more of a nap.
IAKaraokeGirl
07-11-2003, 06:25 AM
8154~Gail Borden, who went on to invent a variety of juice concentrates and became known as "the father of the instant food industry," invented evaporated milk in 1853.
IAKaraokeGirl
07-11-2003, 06:25 AM
8155~The first of H.J. Heinz' "57 varieties" was horseradish, marketed in 1869.
IAKaraokeGirl
07-11-2003, 06:26 AM
8156~The world's largest herb is the banana.
IAKaraokeGirl
07-11-2003, 06:27 AM
8157~The name of the computer program developed by the Los Angeles Police Department to help solve homicides is HITMAN--for Homicide Information Tracking Management Automation Network.
IAKaraokeGirl
07-11-2003, 06:28 AM
8158~Actor James Stewart earned a B.S. degree at architecture Princeton University in 1932, but never practiced.
IAKaraokeGirl
07-11-2003, 06:29 AM
8159~Flamboyant pop star Elton John auctioned off his costumes for $8.2 million in 1988, explaining "I don't want to go on stage looking like Tina Turner's grandmother anymore."
IAKaraokeGirl
07-11-2003, 06:30 AM
8160~Ferdy and Morty are the two mischievous nephews of Mickey Mouse.
Steph
07-11-2003, 09:02 AM
8162
Good morning
Steph
07-11-2003, 09:02 AM
8163
The Molson Indy is going on too close to my house!
Steph
07-11-2003, 09:04 AM
8164
Luckily, they break for a few minutes but they start up again!
IAKaraokeGirl
07-11-2003, 09:11 AM
8165~I'm feeling in a Muppets mood this morning...
IAKaraokeGirl
07-11-2003, 09:11 AM
8166~ "Movin' Right Along" (sung by Fozzie and Kermit in The Muppet Movie)
Movin' right along in search of good times and good news,
With good friends, you can't lose,
This could become a habit.
Opportunity knocked once, let's reach out and grab it,
Together we'll nab it.
We'll hitch-hike, bus, or yellow cab it.
Movin' right along, foot-loose and fancy free.
Gettin' there is half the fun; come share it with me.
Movin' right along (doog-a-doon, doog-a-doon)
We'll learn to share the load.
We don't need a map to keep this show on the road.
Movin' right along we found a life on the highway,
And your way is my way, so trust my navigation.
California here we come, that pie-in-the-sky land.
Palm trees and warm sand, though sadly we just left Rhode Island.
Movin' right along, hey, L.A., where've you gone?
Send someone to fetch us, we're in Saskatchewan.
Movin' right along (doog-a-doon, doog-a-doon)
You take it, you know best.
Hey, I've never seen the sun come up in the West.
Movin' right along, we're truly birds of a feather,
We're in this together, and you know where you're goin'.
Movie stars with flashy cars and life with the top down.
We're stormin' the big town.
Yeah! Storm is right, should it be snowin'?
Movin' right along, do I see signs of men?
Yeah, "welcome" on the same post that says "come back again."
Movin' right along, foot-loose and fancy free.
You're ready for the big time, is it ready for me?
Movin' right along
Movin' right along
(repeat to fade)
IAKaraokeGirl
07-11-2003, 09:12 AM
8167~ "The Rainbow Connection" (sung by Kermit)
Why are there so many songs about rainbows
And what's on the other side?
Rainbows are visions, but only illusions,
And rainbows have nothing to hide.
So we've been told and some choose to believe it
I know they're wrong, wait and see.
Someday we'll find it, the rainbow connection,
The lovers, the dreamers and me.
Who said that every wish would be heard and answered
When wished on the morning star?
Somebody thought of that, and someone believed it,
And look what it's done so far.
What's so amazing that keeps us stargazing
And what do we think we might see?
Someday we'll find it, the rainbow connection,
The lovers, the dreamers, and me.
All of us under its spell,
We know that it's probably magic...
... Have you been half asleep? And have you heard voices?
I've heard them calling my name.
... Is this the sweet sound that calls the young sailors?
The voice might be one and the same
I've heard it too many times to ignore it
It's something that I'm s'posed to be...
Someday we'll find it, the rainbow connection,
The lovers, the dreamers, and me.
Laa, da daa dee da daa daa,
La laa la la laa dee daa doo...
IAKaraokeGirl
07-11-2003, 09:12 AM
8168~ "Can You Picture That" (Dr. Teeth & The Electric Mayhem)
Everybody's brother, everybody's lover, I wanna be your lifetime friend.
Crazy as a rocket, nothin in my pocket, I keep it at the rainbow's end.
I never think of money, I think of milk 'n honey, grinnin like a cheshire cat.
I focus on the pleasure, somethin I can treasure, can you picture that?
(Dr. Teeth: Floyd, Pick a verse!)
Let me take your picture, add it to the mixture, there it is I got you now!
Really nothin to it, anyone can do it, it's easy and we all know how.
Now begins the changin, mental rearrangin, nothing's really where it's at,
(Teeth) Now the Eiffel Tower's holdin up a flower. Can you picture that?
(Interlude)
Fact is there's nothin out there you can't do
Yeah, even Santa Claus believes in you.
Beat down the walls, begin, believe, behold, begat.
Be a better drummer, be an up and comer. Can you picture that?
(Janice)
All of us are winnin, pickin and a-grinnin, Lordy but I love to jam
Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!
(Teeth)
Lost my heart in Texas, Northern lights affect us, I keep it underneath my hat,
Aurora Borealis, shinin down on Dallas! Can you picture that? horhh
(Chorus)
Can you picture? You gotta see it in your mind!
Can you picture? You know it's quick and easy to find!
Can you picture? You don't have to buy a frame!
Can you picture? Can you picture that?
Can you picture that?
Use it if you need it, don't forget to feed it!
Can you picture that?
(Oh wow, can you get behind it? Fer shure, reeeally!)
IAKaraokeGirl
07-11-2003, 09:13 AM
8169~ "I Hope That Something Better Comes Along" (Rowlf and Kermit)
You can't live with 'em, you can't live without 'em.
There's somethin' irresistabullish about 'em.
We grin and bear it 'cause the nights are long.
I hope that somethin' better comes along.
It's no good complainin' and pointless to holler.
If she's a beauty she'll get under your collar.
She made a monkey out of old King Kong,
I hope that somethin' better comes along.
Ah, but what could be better than a saucy Irish setter
When puppy love comes on strong?
Or a collie that's classy, a laddie needs a lassie,
A lover and wife gives you a new leash on life.
I don't mean to scare ya, my friend, but I betcha
Come "Father's Day", the litter bug's gonna getcha;
The urge is righteous, but the face is wrong.
I hope that somethin' better comes along.
Still, it's fun when they're fetching,
And agree to see an etching
That you keep at your lily pad.
There is no solution, it's part of evolution,
You'll sooner hear the souls,
The little feet of tadpoles.
(Ah, Rowlf, tadpoles don't have feet!)
(Oh. Sorry about that.... 2, 3, 4)
There's no limitation to mixin' and matchin'
Some get an itchin' for a critter they've been scratchin'.
A skunk was badgered the results were strong.
I hope that somethin' better,
I hope that somethin' better,
I hope that somethin' better comes along.
(Beep bop bidder da dum dum bum bum bum!)
IAKaraokeGirl
07-11-2003, 09:14 AM
8170~ "The Muppet Show" (Opening)
Kermit: It's the Muppet Show with our Very Special Guest Star, ...
Females: It's time to play the music
It's time to light the lights
It's time to meet the Muppets on the Muppet Show tonight.
Males: It's time to put on makeup
It's time to dress up right
It's time to raise the curtain on the Muppet Show tonight.
Waldorf: Why do we always come here
Statler: I guess we'll never know
Waldorf: It's like a kind of torture
both: To have to watch the show
(brief interlude)
Muppets: And now let's get things started
Audience: Why don't you get things started
Kermit: It's time to get things started
Muppets: on the most sensational inspirational celebrational Muppetational
this is what we call the Muppet Show!
(Gonzo blows his trumpet)
IAKaraokeGirl
07-11-2003, 09:14 AM
8171~Swedish Chef Song
Yorn desh born, der ritt de gitt der gue,
Orn desh, dee born desh, de umn bork! bork! bork!
Steph
07-11-2003, 10:22 AM
8172
LOVE the Swedish chef!!!!
BlondeCurlGirl
07-11-2003, 10:49 AM
8173
Glad to see other Muppet fans here :D
skipthisone
07-11-2003, 11:37 AM
8174 Muppet Rule!!
Oh and this public service announcement
...I want BCG to sit on my face...
IAKaraokeGirl
07-11-2003, 11:59 AM
8175~Thinking maybe we should start a thread about which Muppet you'd prefer.
Okay, that's just sick.
Muppets *do* rule, though. :D
skipthisone
07-11-2003, 12:04 PM
8176 ~ Kermit fucks like a frog
IAKaraokeGirl
07-11-2003, 12:09 PM
8177~I hear Miss Piggy squeals like a pig. :D
Scarlett
07-11-2003, 04:12 PM
8178
Animal? LOL
IAKaraokeGirl
07-11-2003, 04:23 PM
8179~LMAO @Scarlett :D
BlondeCurlGirl
07-11-2003, 04:26 PM
8180~ Was so glad that Gonzo's lineage was explored in "Muppets from Space."
IAKaraokeGirl
07-11-2003, 04:30 PM
8181~Can you imagine Beaker?????? :D
BlondeCurlGirl
07-11-2003, 04:36 PM
8182~ You just got me into a giggle fit, IAKG :D
BlondeCurlGirl
07-11-2003, 04:36 PM
8183~What's everyone's fave Muppet movie?
Sharni
07-11-2003, 04:55 PM
#8184
IAKaraokeGirl
07-11-2003, 04:56 PM
8185~Gotta be the first one (Muppet Movie) but I love the Christmas one, too.
Sharni
07-11-2003, 04:56 PM
#8186
Scarecrow
07-11-2003, 04:57 PM
#8186
hellsbells
07-11-2003, 06:30 PM
#8187
IAKaraokeGirl
07-11-2003, 06:56 PM
8189~I *think* this back on track now.
IAKaraokeGirl
07-11-2003, 06:58 PM
8190~Quotes from the Muppet Movie:
Bernie--the Hollywood Agent: I've to catch a plane.
Kermit the Frog: With that tongue? No way.
IAKaraokeGirl
07-11-2003, 06:58 PM
8191~
Kermit has ordered a $.98 bottle of wine for he and Miss Piggy.
Insolent Waiter: Would you like to smell the bottle cap?
Cheyanne
07-11-2003, 07:05 PM
8192
Don't ya just love the frog?
Cheyanne
07-11-2003, 07:05 PM
8193
Cheyanne
07-11-2003, 07:07 PM
8194 Sex Facts
According to the Kinsey Institute, the biggest erect penis on
record measures 13 inches. The smallest tops off at 1 3/4 inches.
Cheyanne
07-11-2003, 07:08 PM
8195
The Caramoja tribe of northern Uganda tie a weight on the end of
their penises to elongate them--sometimes to such a degree that
the men literally have to knot them up--while the Mambas of New
Hebrides wrap theirs in yards and yards of cloth, making them
look up to 17 inches long.
Cheyanne
07-11-2003, 07:09 PM
8196
Everyday, 200 million couples around the world have sex, which is about over 2000 couples at any given moment.
Cheyanne
07-11-2003, 07:10 PM
8197
Women are most likely to want to have sex when they are ovulating.
Cheyanne
07-11-2003, 07:10 PM
8198
The Egyptian 'Ankh' , is actually a symbol representing the male and female sex organs.
Cheyanne
07-11-2003, 07:11 PM
8199
It was during the Victorian era that the formerly nude Cupid was redesigned as wearing a skirt.
Cheyanne
07-11-2003, 07:12 PM
8200
30% of women over the age of 80 still have sexual intercourse either with their spouse or boyfriends.
Whoo HOOOOOOOO !!!! Go Grandma!!
Cheyanne
07-11-2003, 07:12 PM
8201
Mosquitoes, which mate in the air perform a sex act that lasts only 2 seconds. :(
Cheyanne
07-11-2003, 07:13 PM
8202
Women with a Ph.D. are twice as likely to be interested in a one-night stand than those with only a Bachelor's degree.
(not really sure where they get these statistics.. )
Cheyanne
07-11-2003, 07:14 PM
8203
Fellatio ranks as the number one sexual act desired by heterosexual men.
Cheyanne
07-11-2003, 07:14 PM
8204
It’s illegal to have sex without a condom in Nevada.
Cheyanne
07-11-2003, 07:15 PM
8205
Today, Japan leads the world in condom use. Like cosmetics, they're sold door to door, by women. "Would you care for a facial?" LOL
Cheyanne
07-11-2003, 07:16 PM
8206
More Americans lose their virginity in June than in any other month (must be all those weddings and prom nights).
Cheyanne
07-11-2003, 07:17 PM
8207
Wyoming’s Grand Tetons mountain range literally means “Big Tits”.
Cheyanne
07-11-2003, 07:17 PM
8208
In the original Grimm fairly tale of 'Sleeping Beauty', the Prince rapes her while she sleeps and then leaves before she wakes up. (Good thing that was rewritten!)
Cheyanne
07-11-2003, 07:18 PM
8209
The word 'gymnasium' comes from the Greek word gymnazein which means to exercise naked, which often was done in ancient Greece.
Cheyanne
07-11-2003, 07:18 PM
8210
The word avocado comes from the Spanish word aguacate which is derived from the Aztec word ahuacati which means testicle.
Cheyanne
07-11-2003, 07:19 PM
8211
The first condoms in the US were made from vulcanized rubber in the 1870s. They were expensive and annoyingly thick and meant to be reused.
Cheyanne
07-11-2003, 07:20 PM
8212
The Romans would crush a first time rapist’s gonads between two stones
Cheyanne
07-11-2003, 07:20 PM
8213
It’s illegal to have sex with a corpse anywhere in the United States.
Cheyanne
07-11-2003, 07:21 PM
8214
In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, it’s against the law to have sex with a truck driver in a toll booth.
Cheyanne
07-11-2003, 07:21 PM
8215
In Fairbanks, Alaska it’s illegal for moose to have sex on the city sidewalks. (I don't know how this is enforced) :)
Cheyanne
07-11-2003, 07:22 PM
8216
In Florida having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal. OK.. lol got me there... :eek:
Lilith
07-11-2003, 07:24 PM
8217
a proud Floridian
Cheyanne
07-11-2003, 07:25 PM
8217
Up until 1884, a Victorian-era woman could be sent to prison for denying a husband sex.
Cheyanne
07-11-2003, 07:27 PM
8218
Minks have intercourse that lasts an average of eight hours.
Cheyanne
07-11-2003, 07:28 PM
8219
The chimpanzee holds the record for the quickest mammal sexual intercourse session at an average of three seconds.
Cheyanne
07-11-2003, 07:28 PM
8220
Most turkeys and giraffes are bisexual.
(Don't know how they found that out..)
:eek:
Cheyanne
07-11-2003, 07:29 PM
8221
An adult gorilla's penis is only two inches long.
Cheyanne
07-11-2003, 07:30 PM
8222
Both humans and fish share a common sexual practice -- fellatio
:fish: :fish: :fish: :fish: :fish:
is not blowing bubbles.. lol
Cheyanne
07-11-2003, 07:31 PM
8223
The penis of a dragonfly is shaped like a shovel, and has the ability to scoop out a male rivals semen.
Cheyanne
07-11-2003, 07:31 PM
8224
In ancient Greece and Rome, dildos were made out of animal horns, gold, silver, ivory and glass.
Cheyanne
07-11-2003, 07:32 PM
8225
Both humans and porpoises have one social sex practice in common - group sex.
Cheyanne
07-11-2003, 07:33 PM
8226
The penguin only has one single orgasm in a year.
Cheyanne
07-11-2003, 07:33 PM
8227
The rhinoceros has a penis about two feet long.
Cheyanne
07-11-2003, 07:34 PM
8228
The sperm of a mouse is actually longer than the sperm of an elephant.
Cheyanne
07-11-2003, 07:35 PM
8229
Cleopatra invented her own diaphragm from camel's poop.
Cheyanne
07-11-2003, 07:36 PM
8230
The left testicle usually hangs lower than the right for right-handed men. The opposite is true for lefties. :o
Cheyanne
07-11-2003, 07:36 PM
8231
The initial spurt of ejaculate travels at 28 miles per hour.ÊBy way of comparison, the world record for the 100 yard dash is 27.1 miles per hour.Ê
Cheyanne
07-11-2003, 07:37 PM
8232
Honking of car horns for a couple that just got married is an old superstition to insure great sex.
Cheyanne
07-11-2003, 07:38 PM
8233
The most successful X-rated movie of all time is 'Deep Throat'. It cost less than $50,000 to make it and has earned more than $100 million dollars.
Cheyanne
07-11-2003, 07:38 PM
8234
In Medieval France unfaithful wives were made to chase a chicken through town while naked .
Cheyanne
07-11-2003, 07:39 PM
8235
Napoleon's penis was sold to an American Urologist for $40,000.
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
Cheyanne
07-11-2003, 07:39 PM
8236
Seventy percent of women would rather have chocolate than sex. (Poll taken in a 1995 popular women’s magazine).
Cheyanne
07-11-2003, 07:40 PM
8237
The same chemical responsible for the ecstatic highs of love and sexual attraction, phenylethylamine, is also found in chocolate. (There’s the answer now).
Cheyanne
07-11-2003, 07:41 PM
8238
Among sexually active adults, lesbians have the lowest incidence of sexually transmitted diseases.
Cheyanne
07-11-2003, 07:42 PM
8239
The average bra is designed to last for only 180 days of use.
Cheyanne
07-11-2003, 07:43 PM
8240
Casanova boasted that he made love to the same woman twelve times in one day.
Cheyanne
07-11-2003, 07:45 PM
8241
The practice of autoerotic asphyxiation (temporarily suffocating or strangling yourself while masturbating) takes the lives of 250 to a thousand people each year.
Cheyanne
07-11-2003, 07:46 PM
8242
The first public strip-tease dance was performed in Paris in 1894.
Cheyanne
07-11-2003, 07:47 PM
8243
In Ventura County, California, cats and dogs are not allowed to have sex without a permit.
(Wonders who enforces this one.... ) :eek:
Cheyanne
07-11-2003, 07:48 PM
8244
In Newcastle, Wyoming, an ordinance specifically bans couples from having sex while standing in a store’s walk-in meat freezer. (Must be from the State Department of Health)
Cheyanne
07-11-2003, 07:49 PM
8245
Nasophilia: is the arousal from the sight, touch, licking, or sucking of a partner's nose.
Cheyanne
07-11-2003, 07:49 PM
8246
Axillism: is the act of using of the armpit for sex.
Cheyanne
07-11-2003, 07:50 PM
8247
Siderodromophilia: The arousal from riding in trains.
Cheyanne
07-11-2003, 07:51 PM
8248
Anasteemaphilia: The attraction to a person because of a difference in height.
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