one million

[Christine]

# 3750

My pleasure ;)

[FussyPucker]

#3751 - you're so very good to me :D

[Lilith]

3752

:love:

[MilkToast]

morning all... passing through... off to the office...

3753

[FussyPucker]

#3754 - I've had chocolate today mmmmm yummy cadburys fruit n nut bar !..........I'm going to have sex tonight......I think/hope/pray.......this could very well be the perfcet day... if weren't for the rain and the work and the ok ok it's a crappy day but it's gonna get good later !

[Steph]

3755

Mmm, fruit and nut bars! My grandmother always bought those for me!

[Steph]

3756

Went to the gym today! I feel great!

[FussyPucker]

#3757 - the gym ? someone please pass this girl some chocolate.

[T-S]

#3758

[Christine]

#3759

[T-S]

#3760

[dadaist]

#3761

That's it for now. See you next week.

[Sharni]

#3762

[Sharni]

#3763

[MilkToast]

3764 -- passing through on my way out to enjoy what is left of the nice warm evening... maybe get some train pictures as well!

-Toast

[Sharni]

#3765

[Sharni]

#3766

[Sharni]

#3767

[Aqua]

#3768 Did I ever tell you all how much I like asses?

[Sharni]

#3769...yep that has popped up on occassion *LOL*

[Sharni]

#3770

[dicksbro]

3771

[dicksbro]

3772

[dicksbro]

3773

[dicksbro]

3774

[dicksbro]

3775 done
996225 to go

[Scarecrow]

3776

[Scarecrow]

3777

or

3
777's

[Scarecrow]

3778

[PantyFanatic]

# 3779

End of the forth week tonight.

[Lilith]

3780


how quickly time flies:D

[PantyFanatic]

# 3781

Should be interesting. :)

[PantyFanatic]

# 3782

Even when you're not having fun. ;)

[Kimberly73]

#3783


I guess its about time I add to this again :)

[MilkToast]

3784

looks like we are loosing momentum as the days go by....

time of check -- aniticipated end
6/4/03 11:18 PM -- 4/12/23 7:26 PM
6/5/03 11:04 PM -- 6/11/23 4:12 AM
6/6/03 11:03 PM -- 8/24/23 5:43 AM

Still, it's impressive that this thread has made it to almost 3800 replies...


the limericks that follow have been collected off of various sites on the Web....

[MilkToast]

There was a young man from Peru,
who fell asleep in his canoe,
while dreaming of Venus,
he played with his penis
and woke up covered in goo.

--3785--

[MilkToast]

The last time I dined with the King
He did a most curious thing.
He sat on a stool,
Took out his tool,
And said, "if I play will you sing?"

--3786--

[MilkToast]

There was a young man from Spleen
Who invented a wanking machine
On the 99th stroke
The fucking thing broke
And whiped his balls to cream

--3787--

[MilkToast]

On the internet they found romance,
That put both in a hot sexual trance,
But each had a gripe,
About having to type,
With a hand stuck down into their pants.

--3788--

[MilkToast]

My dorky ex-roommate Pierre
Once fell asleep in my chair
I pulled out my unit
Proceeded to tune it
And fired my load in his hair

--3789--

[MilkToast]

There once was a man named Bob
He loved to show off his nob
He flashed it at Dave
And rubbed it on Jay
Who sucked it like corn on the cob

--3790--

[MilkToast]

There was once a man from Kent
Whose tool was so long that it bent
To save him the trouble
He put it in the double
And instead of coming he went.

--3791--

[MilkToast]

There was a young lady in France
Who hopped on a Bus in a Trance
Three passangers fucked her
Besides the conductor
And the Driver shot twice in his pants

--3792--

[MilkToast]

There once was a young barmaid from Wales
On her breasts were written the prices of ale
And on her behind
For the sake of the blind
The prices were tatooed in braille

--3793--

[MilkToast]

Once a young woman named Alice
Used a dynamite stick for a phallus.
They found her vagina
In North Carolina,
And part of her anus in Dallas.

--3794--

[MilkToast]

With the heat of their passion quite high,
In the dark she had grabbed the K-Y,
But her burning desire,
Quickly set him on fire,
When she smeared that Ben-Gay on the guy.

--3795--

[MilkToast]

There once was a woman named Sutton,
Who played night and day with her button.
When asked why she did,
She mentioned her id,
And confessed to just being a glutton.

--3796--

[MilkToast]

An accident really uncanny
Befell an unfortunate granny.
She sat down in a chair
While her false teeth were there,
And bit herself right in the fanny!

--3797--

[MilkToast]

There was a young maid from Madras
Who had a magnificent ass.
Not rounded and pink
As you probably think -
It was grey, had long ears, and ate grass! :D

--3798--

[MilkToast]

In convertibles she was quite brash,
When she put her feet up on the dash.
As a trucker drove by,
Her bare crotch caught his eye,
And four people were killed in the crash.

--3799--

[MilkToast]

3800

There once was a freshman named Lin,
Whose tool was as thin as a pin,
A virgin named Joan
From a bible belt home,
Said "This won't be much of a sin."

[MilkToast]

There once was a girl who couldn't shit,
Because she kept playing with 'er clit.
The doctor said 'stop!'.
So she pulled off her top,
And started to play with her tit!

--3801--

[MilkToast]

There was a man from Nantucket
Whose cock was so long he could suck it
He said with a grin
As he wiped off his chin
If my ear were a snatch I could fuck it!

--3802--

[MilkToast]

There was a young girl from Hoboken
Who claimed that her hymen was broken
From riding her bike
On a cobblestone pike
But it really was broken from pokin'!!!

--3803--

[MilkToast]

There once was a man from the cape
Who fucked a barbarian ape
The ape said you fool
You fucked up my tool
And put all my arse out of shape

--3804--

[MilkToast]

There was a young man from Spartar,
Who was an incredible farter.
At the strength of one bean,
He could play "God Save the Queen,"
And Beethoven's "Moonlight Senata."

--3805--

[MilkToast]

Once a young gay from Khartoum
Took a lesbian up to his room.
They argued all night
Over who had the right
To do what, and with which, and to whom.

--3806--

[MilkToast]

A pretty young lady named Vogel
Once sat herself down on a molehill.
A curious mole
Nosed into her hole --
Ms. Vogel's OK, but the mole's ill.

--3807--

[MilkToast]

There was a young whore from kaloo
Who filled her vagina with glue.
She said with a grin,
"If they pay to get in,
They can pay to get out again too!"

--3808--

[MilkToast]

There once was a woman named Ann
Who was said to be quite like a man.
When nature did call,
She ran down the hall,
And went to the gentleman's can.

--3809--

[MilkToast]

On Viagra was old man Muldoon,
When he went on his third honeymoon.
Morning coffee was brewin',
When he started in screwin',
And he finished at twelve o'clock noon.

--3810--

[MilkToast]

Said the trader, "I'm not pleased one bit,
In our dealings, that you should submit
Your signed IOU
In lieu of a ewe -
I just won't accept that sheep chit!"


--3811--

[MilkToast]

There once was a girl from Sidney
Who could take it right up to her kidney
But a guy from Quebec
Shoved it up to her neck
He had a long one, now didn't he.

--3812--

[MilkToast]

I know of a horny boy Matt
Who played with a vampire bat
With his dick in his hand
His voice did command
"Try sucking the blood out of that!"

--3813--

[MilkToast]

Hickory dickory doc!
In ten seconds you'll be sucking my cock!
So think very quick!
As I whip out my dick!
Hickory dickory doc!

--3814--

[MilkToast]

There was a young fellow named Simon
Who tried to discover a hymen,
But he found every girl
Had relinquished her pearl
In exchange for a solitaire diamond!

--3815--

[MilkToast]

There once was a man from Bombay
who made a cunt out of clay
He stuck in his dick,
the thing turned to brick
and he scraped his foreskin away.

--3816--

[MilkToast]

There once was a man named Sprockett
Who walked with his hand in his pocket
He was able to hide
What he was doing inside
Till he shot off like a Fourth of July rocket!

--3817--

[MilkToast]

There once was a lady from Nizus,
Who had breasts of two different sizes,
One was small,
and round like a ball
And the other was big and won prizes

--3818--

[MilkToast]

There was an old man of Duluth
Whose cock was shot off in his youth.
He fucked with his nose,
And his fingers and toes,
And he came through a hole in his tooth.

--3819--

[MilkToast]

There once was a man from Marcasse
Who had balls fashioned of brass
When jangled together
They played 'Stormy Weather'
And lightning shot out of his ass.

--3820--

[MilkToast]

There once was a hacker named Ken
Who inherited truckloads of Yen
So he built him some chicks
Of silicon chips
And hasn't been heard from since then.

--3821--

[MilkToast]

There was a lady from University
Who was the sole of perversity
She was into candles
And all manner of scandals
And sexual positions in diversity

--3822--

[MilkToast]

here once was a woman from Arden
Who was seen sucking a man in the garden
Her mother said, "Flo,
Where does it all go??
And she said, "Gulp, Beg your pardon?"

--3823--

[MilkToast]

There was a young woman of Sydney
Who could take it clear up to the kidney
But the thrust of Alphonse
Barely reached to her mons
So he left her unsatisfied didn't he?

--3824--

[MilkToast]

There was a young man from Saint Paul
Who went to a masquerade ball.
Just for a stunt
He went dressed as a cunt,
And was fucked by a dog in the hall.


--3825--

[MilkToast]

Said a woman with open delight,
My pubic hair's perfectly white.
I admit there's a glare,
But the fellows don't care
They locate it more quickly at night.

--3826--

[MilkToast]

There was a young lady from Kew
Who said, as the bishop withdrew,
Oh, the Vicar is quicker
And thicker and slicker
And four inches longer than you.

--3827--

[MilkToast]

There was a young man from Bellaire
Who was screwing his girl on the stair.
But the banister broke,
So he doubled his stroke,
And finished her off in mid-air.

--3828--

[MilkToast]

There was a goucho named Bruno
Who said, "about fucking, I do know,.."
That women are fine,
And sheep are divine,
But llamas are numero uno!!!"

--3829--

[MilkToast]

There was a young woman from Ealing
Who has a peculiar feeling,
She lay on her back
Opened her crack
And pissed all over the ceiling.

--3830--

[MilkToast]

There was an old man of the port
Whose prick was remarkably short.
When he got into bed,
The old woman said,
"This isn't a prick; it's a wart!"

--3831--

[MilkToast]

There once was a lass from Wilts
She came walking into Scotland upon stilts
They said "Madam it's shocking
You reveal so much stocking"
She said "Yea, well how about those kilts?"

--3832--

[Steph]

3833

LOL Lovely limericks!

[MilkToast]

--3834--

OK, that's enough for me this evening... g'night all.

[PantyFanatic]

# 3835

We had a total of 678 posts this week.

Not too impressive.

[MilkToast]

PIXIES "ONE MILLION" THREAD END CALCULATOR
-Toast

start time: 5/9/03 9:59 PM
reply goal: 1,000,000
current time: 6/6/03 11:57 PM
reply count: 3,836

still needed: 996,164 replies
elapsed time: 28 days 1 hours 58.0 minutes

reply rate: 136.6 replies/day
OR 5.69 replies/hour
OR 0.095 replies/minute

time to goal: 10,501,272 minutes
OR 175,021 hours
OR 7,293 days
OR 20.0 years

achievement date: 5/25/23 1:09 PM

[Sharni]

#3837

[dadaist]

#3838

Night everybody

[Sharni]

#3839

[Sharni]

#3840

[dicksbro]

3841

[dicksbro]

3842

[dicksbro]

3843

[dicksbro]

3844

[dicksbro]

3845 done
996155 to go

[Sharni]

#3846

[Lilith]

3847

*grumbles* morning

[Urlryn]

Quite a thread ! Couldn't just skip it ...

[Lilith]

3849

Apparently it's time to build an ark here...

[Sharni]

3850

[Scarecrow]

3851

morning

[MilkToast]

3852

good day all...

[Scarecrow]

3853


excuse the typing this morning *yawn*

[Scarecrow]

3854

[Scarecrow]

3855

[Scarecrow]

3856


:heart: :bite: :fly: ;) :p

[MilkToast]

3857 - looks to be a nice morning here so I better get outside and do something before the rain this afternoon...

[MilkToast]

3858 - back in a while...

[Scarecrow]

:3859

did I get your attention


don't just look help us get to One Million :eek

[MilkToast]

3860 - <comment removed, reply count fixed :)>

[Steph]

3861

I just double-checked the post count . . . back on track

[Scarecrow]

3862

ooooooops

I can't type or count this morning;)

[dicksbro]

3863

[dicksbro]

3864

[dicksbro]

3865 done
996135 to go

[PantyFanatic]

# 3866

We can't let this get buried too deep if we want our grand kids to be able to finish it. ;)

[Lilith]

3867

rain rain go away come again some other day!!!!!

[T-S]

#3868

[hellsbells]

#3869

woo hoo I got the one with a 69 on the end

[Scarecrow]

3870

damn I missed 69 again

[Scarecrow]

3871

or

996,129

[Scarecrow]

3872

getting closer to 4000

[Scarecrow]

3873

and still closer

[Scarecrow]

3874


Confirmed

[Kimberly73]

3875

:)

[Kimberly73]

3876

[Kimberly73]

3877

I

[Kimberly73]

3878

Just

[Kimberly73]

3879

Wanted To

[Kimberly73]

3880

Add a few more numbers :)

[Kimberly73]

3881

Ok....and I was bored ;)

[Sharni]

#3882

[Sharni]

#3883

[Sharni]

#3884

[Sharni]

#3885

[Sharni]

#3886

[dicksbro]

3887

[dicksbro]

3888

[dicksbro]

3889

[dicksbro]

3890 done
996,110 to go

[Kimberly73]

3891

[Scarecrow]

3892

[Scarecrow]

3893

or

6 to 9 (hehee)

[Scarecrow]

in the year 2525


3894

[Scarecrow]

3895

I hope it doesn't take that long

[Scarecrow]

1 2 3 redlight


3896

[Scarecrow]

3897

this numbers in music intrerlude to be continued....

[Lilith]

3898

Stop the game...you've got too much to lose ( Is that the song Scarecrow????)

[Kimberly73]

3899

[Kimberly73]

3900

[Steph]

3901

moving along . . .

[Sharni]

#3902

[Sharni]

#3903

[Sharni]

#3904

[Sharni]

#3905

[Sharni]

#3906

[Sharni]

#3907

[Sharni]

#3908

[Sharni]

#3909

[Sharni]

#3910

[Sharni]

#3911

[Sharni]

#3912

[Sharni]

#3913

[Sharni]

#3914

[Sharni]

#3915

[Sharni]

#3916

[Sharni]

#3917

[Sharni]

#3918

[Sharni]

#3919

[Sharni]

#3920

[Sharni]

#3921 ~ I'm bored....can ya tell :D

[Sharni]

#3922

[Sharni]

#3923

[Sharni]

#3924

[Sharni]

#3925

[Sharni]

#3926

[Sharni]

#3927

[Sharni]

#3928

[Sharni]

#3929

[Sharni]

#3930

[Sharni]

#3931

[Sharni]

#3932

[Sharni]

#3933

[Sharni]

#3934

[Sharni]

#3935

[Sharni]

#3936

[Sharni]

#3937

[Sharni]

#3938

[Sharni]

#3939

[Sharni]

#3940

[Sharni]

#3941

[Sharni]

#3942

[Sharni]

#3943

[Sharni]

#3944

[Sharni]

#3945

[Sharni]

#3946

[Sharni]

#3947

[Sharni]

#3948

[Sharni]

#3949

[Sharni]

#3950

[Sharni]

#3951

[Sharni]

#3952

[Sharni]

#3953

[Sharni]

#3954

[Sharni]

#3955

[Sharni]

#3956

[Sharni]

#3957

[Sharni]

#3958

[GusAspar]

3959

Hi, Sharniqua, see you're keeping busy. I'm having a lazy Sunday morning.

[GusAspar]

3960

Are you really there, Sharniqua, or have you just set up a batch file to post numbers? If so, we're going to get mixed up in a moment!

[Scarecrow]

#3961

or


996,039

[Scarecrow]

3962

[Scarecrow]

#3963

[Scarecrow]

#3964

[Scarecrow]

#3965

[dicksbro]

3966

[Scarecrow]

#3967

[dicksbro]

3968 done
996032 to go!

(can ya' smell the finish line yet? :D)

[Scarecrow]

#3969

yea 69

[Scarecrow]

#3970

[dicksbro]

3971

[Scarecrow]

#3972

[dicksbro]

3973

[Scarecrow]

#3974

[Scarecrow]

#3975


or


996,025

[Scarecrow]

#3976 :rolleyes:

[Scarecrow]

#3977 :bfly:

[Scarecrow]

#3978 ;)

[Steph]

3979

Major sleep-in . . . still waiting for the coffee to kick in

[Scarecrow]

#3980 :)

[Scarecrow]

#3981

mornin' Steph

[Steph]

3980

Kick in, dammit!

[Scarecrow]

3983

it will, it will dammit

[Scarecrow]

#3984:D

[Scarecrow]

#3985

:bite: :spank: :tear: :love: :sun: :sex: :wingang:

[Scarecrow]

#3986

:spin: :dizzy: :dizzy: :spin: :dizzy: :spin: :dizzy: :evil:

[Scarecrow]

#3988

Top Ten posters to this thread

MilkToast 577
IAKaraokeGirl 461
Sharniqua 399
dadaist 356
jennaflower 334
dicksbro 301
FussyPucker 182
Scarecrow 179
Steph 171
Eliza 157


:cool:

[Scarecrow]

#3989


later.......

[dicksbro]

3990

[dicksbro]

3991

[dicksbro]

3992

[dicksbro]

3993

[dicksbro]

3994

[dicksbro]

3995

[dicksbro]

3996

[Steph]

3996

Off to shop for a bike!

[dicksbro]

3998

[dicksbro]

3999

[dicksbro]

4000