one million

[MilkToast]

4250

Plastic glasses

[MilkToast]

Working vacation

4251

[MilkToast]

Pretty ugly

4252

[MilkToast]

Extinct life

4253

[MilkToast]

Living dead

4254

[MilkToast]

Synthetic natural gas

4255

[MilkToast]

Alone together

4256

[MilkToast]

Advanced BASIC

4257

[MilkToast]

Passive aggression

4258

[MilkToast]

Soft rock

4259

[MilkToast]

4260

OK.... going on vacation for 6 days....

[Kimberly73]

4261

Have a great time!!!!

[Kimberly73]

4262

[Kimberly73]

4263

[Kimberly73]

4264

[Kimberly73]

4265

[Scarecrow]

4266

who stole the thread, I damn near did not find it.

[Scarecrow]

4267

[Scarecrow]

4268

[Scarecrow]

4269 :bfly:

[Scarecrow]

4270 :fly:




(note: this color is chocolate):p

[Steph]

4271

Have a good time, MilkToast!

[Steph]

4272

Here's one thread I probably won't kill :)

[BlondeCurlGirl]

4273

[Steph]

4274

I'm still awake! Augh!!

[Steph]

4275

I've been up since 7 a.m.!!!!!

[Steph]

4276

And I still haven't visited the smut games section!

[celticangel]

4278




morning all!!!!!!!

[Steph]

4278

skipped one, I think celticangel . . . Good afternoon!

[Steph]

4279

I slept in, it was lovely! It's quite humid today so I'll probably bike down to the lake with the dog so he can cool off a bit.

[dicksbro]

4280

[Sharni]

#4281

[Mercury_Maniac]

4281

I have a belly button

[Mercury_Maniac]

oops the last one was suppose to be 4282

and this one is 4283

[WildIrish]

4284

[dadaist]

#4285

and I'm not going to comment on the forum move :P

[dadaist]

MilkToast forgot the most famous oxymoron of all:

Microsoft Works

#4286

[dadaist]

#4287

Yet another version of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles comic book was released to comic book stores today, this one written by Peter David (who has written for Hulk, various versions of Star Trek, etc etc etc).

[dicksbro]

4288

[dadaist]

4289

[Scarecrow]

4290

[Scarecrow]

4291

[Scarecrow]

4292 :lust:

[Scarecrow]

4293

[Scarecrow]

#4294

or

995,706

[dicksbro]

#4295

[dadaist]

#4296

Anyone been judging the rates at which we have or have not progressed this thread?

[Steph]

4297

That would be PantyFanatic . . . I'll yell out to him for a progress report

[Steph]

4298

God love the Lindemans, those wonderful Australian wine makers! :)

[Steph]

4299

I asked PF for an update, he's still crunching numbers? :)

[Steph]

4300

still crunching, I guess!

[Steph]

4301

I have to go to the gym soon and do some crunching . . .

[celticangel]

4302

[dicksbro]

4303

[T-S]

4304

[Sharni]

#4305

[Sharni]

#4306

[dadaist]

#4307

[dadaist]

#4308

As mentioned in chat, I swear it must be a slow news week. This week's Sports Illustrated features photos of the x-rays of 5 of Sammy Sosa's bats, from the cork incident. All of them are solid wood.

(heh, he said wood)

[dadaist]

#4309

[dadaist]

#4310

"Don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out of it alive."

(attributed to Bugs Bunny - does anyone have an original source and/or the cartoon this one came from?)

[T-S]

#4311

[Christine]

#4312

[T-S]

#4313

[Christine]

#4314

[T-S]

#4315

[Christine]

#4316

[T-S]

#4317

[dadaist]

#4318

[T-S]

#4319

[dadaist]

I was going to do all of these quotes at once, in individual posts, but went off and met someone for a late lunch instead. Whee.

"Only the insane take themselves quite seriously."

-Max Beerbohm

#4320

[dadaist]

"There's nothing serious in mortality: all is but toys...."

-Shakespeare, MacBeth

#4321

[T-S]

#4322

[dadaist]

Bah, I thought I had a couple more. Oh well, I can always find and add them later.

#4323

[T-S]

#4324

[dadaist]

#4325

[T-S]

#4326

[dadaist]

#4327

[T-S]

#4328

[Christine]

#4329

[T-S]

#4330

[Scarecrow]

4331

[Scarecrow]

4332

[Scarecrow]

4333


or

995,667

[Sharni]

#4334

[Sharni]

#4335

[Sharni]

#4336

[dadaist]

#4337

[dadaist]

#4338

[denny]

4339

[dadaist]

#4340

[dadaist]

#4341

[Steph]

4342

Work's over for another day. Let the chatting begin!

[Steph]

4343

That's a nice number

[denny]

4344

[Steph]

4345

Don't worry, I'm still awake! :D

[Steph]

4366

I'll be with you again --U2

[Steph]

4367

[Steph]

4368

[dicksbro]

434 9 (LOL)

[dicksbro]

4350 done
995650 to go

[Sharni]

#4351

[txgrneyes]

4352

[Steph]

4353

[Christine]

#4354

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Good morning, all. :)

[Steph]

4355

Raining, it's pouring . . .

[T-S]

#4357

[Christine]

#4358

[T-S]

#4359

[dadaist]

#4360

[dadaist]

#4361

[Christine]

#4362

[Scarecrow]

#4363

[Scarecrow]

#4364

[Scarecrow]

#4365



:sex: :spin: :dizzy: :spin:

[Sharni]

#4366

[Scarecrow]

#4367

[Sharni]

#4368

[dm383]

#4369 (first here for me!!)

[dicksbro]

4370

[Sharni]

#4371

[dicksbro]

4372

[Sharni]

#4373

[Steph]

4374

My knee hurts

[Steph]

4375

But I'm in chat so all is good :)

[Steph]

4376

still awake

[Steph]

4377

just keeping the thread going . . .

[Steph]

4378

and going . . .

[Steph]

4379

Dear god, I've kept this thread propped up for several hours!

[Steph]

4380

Sleepy now . . . finally . . .

[Steph]

4381

I'm going to keep this post alive, forever! until I fall asleep again!

[Steph]

4382

I'm gonna live forever, baby remember my name!

[Steph]

4383

Holy shit! The sun is shining! The first time I've stayed up this late after my evening shift in a long time!

[dm383]

#4384

leads on to........

[dm383]

#4385 !! (and a lack of sunshine, but you can't have it all, I guess!)

[T-S]

#4386

[Christine]

#4387

[T-S]

#4388

[dm383]

#4389

[dicksbro]

#4390

[Scarecrow]

#4391

:bite:

[Scarecrow]

4392

:bfly:

[Eliza]

4393...I've been slacking on this lately...

[Eliza]

4394- Since they moved it..I sometimes forget...

[Eliza]

4395 Why DID they move it anyway?

[Eliza]

4396 Oh well...anyway...Hi Everybody! Finially we got some sunshine here! Woo Hoo!

[dicksbro]

4396. Not sure, although it is more gamelike and probably does belong here.

Anyway, only 995604 to go. :D

[dm383]

I think you were 4397, db.......

so #4398

[dm383]

#4399 now!!!

[Sugarsprinkles]

#4400 WHOOOoHhoooooo!!!

[Sharni]

#4401

[Sharni]

#4402

[Bilbo]

4403

[Sharni]

#4404

[Sharni]

#4405

[Sharni]

#4406

[Sharni]

#4407

[Sharni]

#4408

[Sharni]

#4409

[Sharni]

#4410

[Scarecrow]

#4411

[Scarecrow]

#4412

[Scarecrow]

#4413





:fly:

[Scarecrow]

#4414



:spin: :dizzy: :spin: :dizzy:

[Scarecrow]

#4415

only 995,585 to go ;)

[Scarecrow]

4416

[Eliza]

4417nothing of any signifigance to add...just to add to our count..

[Eliza]

4418 Have we had any Stats recently?

[Eliza]

4419

[Eliza]

4420-

[Eliza]

4421

[Eliza]

4422

[Eliza]

4423

[Eliza]

4424

[Eliza]

4425

[dadaist]

#4426

[dadaist]

#4427

[dadaist]

I have a feeling that since most of the last big cluster of posts have been just the post numbers and not any sorts of messages as such, it was deemed "not fitting" into the general chat category anymore. I'm with you though, Eliza, I almost never come into the Smut Games part. I posted a couple of times in a couple of threads and gave it up.

#4428

[dadaist]

I suppose, however, one could reintroduce ideas such as quotations or trivia back to the thread :P

#4429

[dadaist]

Of course, that means digging out some good books at 2 am :)

#4430

[dadaist]

I think, for now, I'm just going to bed.

#4431

[dadaist]

Just glancing, the word association thread has 1 year, 4 and a half months more time, and over 12,000 more posts.
*sigh*

#4432

[Sharni]

#4433

[dadaist]

#4434

[dadaist]

#4435

[Sharni]

#4436

[dadaist]

#4437

[Sharni]

#4438

[Sharni]

#4439

[dadaist]

#4440

[Sharni]

#4441

[dadaist]

#4442

[dadaist]

#4443

[dadaist]

#4444

[Sharni]

4445

[dadaist]

Okay, let's go with some sex trivia.
All of the following are excerpted from Sexy Origins and Intimate Things by Charles Panati, published by Penguin Books, copyright 1998.

#4446

[dadaist]

Use of the word 'cock' in English as a reference to a male human rather than a rooster, is attributed to Chaucer, in England, in 1386.


The origin of the word "cock" is evident in the echoic explosive "cock-a-doodle-doo," the sunrise declaration of a rooster. "Cock" is from both the Old English and Old French coc, where it originated as teh echoic name for a male chicken. Most languages use an echoic for a rooster and his call.


#4447

[dadaist]

#4448

Many of us are, I'm sure, aware that Fellatio is the expression used for performing oral sex on the male. But did you know that you could similarly refer to the person doing the 'performing' by a specific, gender dependent term?

Simply put, a fellator is a male doing it, and a fellatrix is a female doing it.

And in my case, ain't NOBODY doing it to me (not even on an annual basis)! ;) :p

*sigh*

[dadaist]

#4449

The aforementioned book lists the following expressions as "popular names for the male member":

lollipop, creamstick, flute, pipe organ, pile driver, pump, sausage, banana, tool, dipstick, poker, ramrod, pistol, cannon, weapon, battering ram, bayonet, sword, lance, warrior, trigger, cutlass, semiautomatic.

[dadaist]

Since I mentioned fellatio it's only appropriate I mention cunnilingus as well.
The word is literally Latin for "vulva licker."
cunnus is vulva and the verb lingere means 'to lick'.

#4450

[dadaist]

#4451
Another word origin: clitoris

From the Greek kleitoris - "a hill"

[dadaist]

Done for now, it's after 2:30.
I was skipping around anyway.

#4452

[Sharni]

#4453

[PantyFanatic]

# 4454

Well, we had a record braking week with three new posting records.:)

[PantyFanatic]

# 4455

We had the lowest posting for a week so far with a total of 565.:(

[PantyFanatic]

# 4456

We had the lowest average postings per day with 80.7.:(

[PantyFanatic]

#4457

We had three new low posting for any day so far with a 41, a 37 and 30.
:(
:(
:(

[PantyFanatic]

#4458

At last weeks rate, I’m not sure anybody has been born yet that will be here at the completion of this thread. ;)

[Sharni]

#4459

Well if more people would join in *LOL*

We Smut games regs can only post so much

[PantyFanatic]

# 4460

You’re right hun. :)

The guy I want to see is the one that started this dumb thread in the first place. LMAO :D

[dicksbro]

4461

[dm383]

#4462

[dm383]

#4463

[dm383]

#4464 (I'll come back in a while... my brain hurts!!)

[Sharni]

#4465

[dm383]

#4466

[Eliza]

#4467 Mornin All!

[Eliza]

#4468 Happy Pops Day Guys!

[Eliza]

#4469-

[Eliza]

#4470 Well PF...thanks for the stats...dismal though they may be...We'll do better...

[Scarecrow]

#4471 :evil:

[Scarecrow]

#4472

:sun:

[Scarecrow]

#4473


:lust:

[Eliza]

4474 - State Mottos (Funny)


Alabama: Hell Yes, We Have Electricity

[Eliza]

4475

Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!

[Eliza]

4476

Arizona: But It's A Dry Heat

[Eliza]

4477

Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything

[Eliza]

4478

California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than
Your Honda

[Eliza]

4479

Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother

[Eliza]

4480

Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's
Don't Own It-Yet

[Eliza]

4481

Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water

[Eliza]

4482

Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids

[Eliza]

4483

Georgia: We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism

[Eliza]

4484

Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)

[Scarecrow]

#4485

did I get the number right??

[Eliza]

4486

Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes ... Well Okay We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good

[Eliza]

4487 Yeop Scarecrow...I just had to edit myself a little. :sun:

[Eliza]

4488

Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the "S"

[Eliza]

4489

Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free

[Scarecrow]

4490 thats right forget that S lol

[Eliza]

4491

Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn


(lol so does Sharni:D :spin: :D )

[Eliza]

4492

Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States

[Eliza]

4493

Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names

[Eliza]

4494

Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign

[Eliza]

4495

Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster

[Eliza]

4496

Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It




Man this 30 second rule is slowing me down..lol

[Eliza]

4497

Massachusetts: Our taxes are less Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)

[Eliza]

4498

Michigan: First Line Of Defense From The Canadians

[Eliza]

4499

Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes... And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes