one million

[dicksbro]

14,750

[IAKaraokeGirl]

14,751~May have to get my trivia back out to get this thread moving. :)

[dicksbro]

14,752

[dicksbro]

14,753

[dicksbro]

14,754

[IAKaraokeGirl]

14,755

[dicksbro]

14,755 down
985,245 to go

[musicman]

14756

[IAKaraokeGirl]

14,757~I think

[Rosebud42]

14,758

[IAKaraokeGirl]

14,760~According to the counter, this is the correct number of posts.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

14,761~It took Napoleon four hours to send a message from Rome to Paris--almost 700 miles--using a semaphore system to signal from mountaintop to mountaintop.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

14,762~The walls of the igloo, made entirely of natural material, stand up better to modern artillery than a concrete barricade, according to tests conducted by the Swedish army

[IAKaraokeGirl]

14,763~Five members of Lt. Col. George Armstrong Custer's family were killed at the Battle of Little Big Horn, including Custer. Those who died with him were his half-brothers, Tom and Boston; a nephew, Harry Armstrong Reed; and a brother-in-law, James Calhoun.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

14,764~The only southern town to remain in Union hands throughout the Civil War was Key West, Florida, the southernmost city in the continental United States.

[musicman]

14765

[IAKaraokeGirl]

14,766~More trivia to come. :)

[dicksbro]

14,767 (Were you referring to me, IAKG? :D)

[IAKaraokeGirl]

14,768~LOL. No, dear, I wasn't. :)

[dicksbro]

14,769 (Whew! That was close. :) )

[IAKaraokeGirl]

14,770~You weren't really worried, were you? :)

[dicksbro]

14,771 (nah, just having fun :) )

[IAKaraokeGirl]

14,772~I know. :D

[dicksbro]

14,773 ... better say, "Night, night." Got an early morning tomorrow.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

14,774~Sleep well, DB.

[musicman]

14775

[IAKaraokeGirl]

14,776~Watch out for the new Jesse James.

http://www.cnn.com/2003/US/Northeast/09/04/train.robberies.ap/index.html

[musicman]

14777

[IAKaraokeGirl]

14,778

[musicman]

14779

[IAKaraokeGirl]

14,780~You've got to be kidding me.

http://www.cnn.com/2003/US/Northeast/09/04/offbeat.rooster.ap/index.html

[musicman]

14781

[IAKaraokeGirl]

14,782~Wow--what a fast-thinking child.

http://www.cnn.com/2003/US/Northeast/08/29/crime.boy.reut/index.html

[musicman]

14783

[dicksbro]

14,784

[dicksbro]

14,785 down
985,215 to go :)

[musicman]

14786

[dicksbro]

14,787

[dicksbro]

14,788

[dicksbro]

14,789

[dicksbro]

14,790 down
985,210 to go

[Sugarsprinkles]

14,791 and counting

[dicksbro]

14,792

[musicman]

14793

[GusAspar]

14,794

have a nice day everyone

[Salacious]

14,795

Anyone else horny today?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

14,796~You'd expect to find horny people at an adult site, wouldn't you?

[dicksbro]

14,797

[dicksbro]

14,798

[dicksbro]

14,799

[dicksbro]

14,800 down
985,200 to go

[IAKaraokeGirl]

14,801

[denny]

14802

[Eliza]

14803

[Eliza]

14804

[dicksbro]

14,805 down
985,195 to go

[DirtyDeeds]

14,806

[Rosebud42]

14,807

[musicman]

14808

[Eliza]

14809
mmmmmm Love to be under you Blinky Man.

[musicman]

14810 - love to have you there eliza ;)

[WildIrish]

14,811 - fourth perfect day in a row...a New England record!

[Steph]

14,812

Man, it'd be nice to see it have just 800,000 to go!

[Steph]

14,813

meh

[denny]

14814

[dicksbro]

14,815 down
985,185 to go

[musicman]

14816

[musicman]

14817 to borrow an idea from Eliza - here's some SImpsons comedy to add to this thread

Lisa: As you know, we've been swimming. And we've developed a taste for it. We agree that getting our own pool is the way to go. Now before you respond, you should know that your refusal will result in months and months of...
Bart, Lisa: CanwehaveapoolDad? CanwehaveapoolDad? CanwehaveapoolDad? CanwehaveapoolDad? CanwehaveapoolDad?
Homer: I understand. Let us celebrate our agreement with the adding of chocolate to milk.

[musicman]

14818

Lou: I went to the McDonalds over in Shelbyville the other day.
Chief Wiggum: The Mc-what?
Lou: Yeah, I never heard of it either but they say they have over 2000 locations in this state alone.
Eddie: Hmm...Must've sprung up over night.
Lou: But you know, its the little differences.
Chief Wiggum: Example?
Lou: Well at a McDonalds you can get a Krusty Burger with cheese. But they don't call it a Krusty Burger with cheese.
Chief Wiggum: Get out! What do they call it?
Lou: A quarter pounder with cheese.
Chief Wiggum: Quarter pounder with cheese...well I can see the cheese but? Hey, do they have Krusty's Partially Gelatinated Gum-Based beverages?
Lou: Yeah, they call them 'shakes.'
Eddie: *Pfft* 'Shakes.' You don't know what you're gettin'.

[musicman]

14819

Marge: I'm afraid we're going to need a bigger house.
Homer: No, we won't. I've got it all figured out. The baby can have Bart's crib and Bart'll sleep with us until he's 21.
Marge: Won't that warp him?
Homer: My cousin Frank did it.
Marge: You don't have a cousin Frank.
Homer: He became Francine back in '76. Then he joined that cult. I think her name is Mother Shabubu now.

[musicman]

14820

Mulder: Mr. Simpson, we want you to recreate your every move the night you saw the alien.
Homer: The evening began at the gentlemen's club, where we were discussing Wittgenstein over a game of backgammon.
Scully: Mr. Simpson, it's a felony to lie to the FBI.
Homer: We were sitting in Barney's car eating packets of mustard. Happy?

[musicman]

14821

Dealer: 19.
Homer: Hit me!
Dealer: 20.
Homer: Hit me!
Dealer: 21.
Homer: Hit me!
Dealer: 22.
Homer: D'oh!

[musicman]

14822

[Bart doing a newscast on a kids news show.]
Bart: Joe Banks, 82 years young, has come to this pond everyday for the past 17 years to feed the ducks. But last month Joe made a discovery: the ducks were gone. Some say the ducks went to Canada, others say Toronto. And some people think Joe used to sit down there near those ducks. But it could be that there's just no room, in this modern world, for an old man and his ducks.

[musicman]

14823

Marge: So Mr King, what tale of horror and the macabre are you working on now?
Steven King: Actually, I'm taking a break from horror for the time being.
Marge: Oh, that's too bad.
Steven King: At the moment I'm working on a biography of Benjamin Franklin. He was a fascinating man who discovered electricity, and used it to torture children and green mountain men. And that key he tied to a kite - it opened the gates to Hell!
Marge: Well, when you go back to horror will you let me know?
Steven King: Will do.

[musicman]

14824

Dr. Hibbert: Homer, I'm afraid you'll have to undergo a coronary bypass operation.
Homer: Say it in English, Doc.
Dr. Hibbert: You're going to need open-heart surgery.
Homer: Spare me your medical mumbo-jumbo.
Dr. Hibbert: We're going to cut you open and tinker with your ticker.
Homer: Could you dumb it down a shade?

[dicksbro]

14,825

[dicksbro]

14,826

[dicksbro]

14,827

[dicksbro]

14,828

[dicksbro]

14,829

[dicksbro]

14,830 down
985,170 to go

[musicman]

14831
[Bachman Turner Overdrive is playing at a county fair.]
Bart: Who are those pleasant old men?
Homer: It's BTO! They're Canada's answer to ELP. Their big hit was TCB!
[Bart stares at Homer]
Homer: That's how we talked in the '70s. We didn't have a moment to spare.

[musicman]

14832

Homer: Family meeting! Family meeting!
[the rest of the family runs into the dining room and quickly takes their seats]
Homer: Okay, people, let's keep this short. We all want to get home to our families.
[all laugh]
Homer: All right, first item: I lost our life savings in the stock market. Now let's move on to the real issue: Lisa's hogging of the maple syrup.
Lisa: Well, maybe if Mom didn't make such dry waffles. There, I said it.
Marge: Well, maybe if you'd eat some meat you'd have a natural lubricant.
[gasps and turns to Homer]
Marge: You lost all our money?
Homer: Point of order -- I didn't lose ALL the money. There was enough left for this cowbell.
[rings it softly and the bell breaks apart in his hands]
Homer: Damn you, eBay!

[dicksbro]

14,833

[dicksbro]

14,834

[dicksbro]

14,835 down
985,165 to go

[Salacious]

14,836

glad you are keeping track, DB

[osuche]

14,837

[dicksbro]

14,838

[dicksbro]

14,839

[dicksbro]

14,840 down
985,160 to go

[musicman]

14841

[dicksbro]

14,842

[musicman]

14843

[IAKaraokeGirl]

14,844

[DirtyDeeds]

14,845

[Salacious]

14,846

psst...it's Friday! ;)

[Steph]

14,847

It's only Thursday in my work week.

[Steph]

14,848

And, I'm working a double shift on my Friday.

[Steph]

18,489

And, I might have to work my Saturday!

[Steph]

18,490

Funny, I like the money but hate the lack of free time :)

[Salacious]

18,491

Isn't thta the way it is... I know what you mean. Perhaps something good will happen between shifts. :)

[dicksbro]

This is really 14,852.

(It jumped from 14,848 to 18,489 .. :D :D)

[musicman]

14853

[dicksbro]

14,854

[dicksbro]

14,855

[musicman]

14856

[musicman]

14857

[Scarecrow]

14,858

[musicman]

14859

[Scarecrow]

14,860

[musicman]

14861

[Scarecrow]

14,862

[musicman]

14863

[Scarecrow]

14,864

[dicksbro]

14,865

[denny]

14866

[musicman]

14867

[denny]

14868

[musicman]

14869

[denny]

14870

[musicman]

14871

[denny]

14872

[musicman]

14873

[denny]

14874

[musicman]

14875

[denny]

14876

[musicman]

14877

[denny]

14878

[musicman]

14879

[musicman]

14880

[Steph]

14881

home early because I've had a wicked allergy attack since this afternoon.

[Steph]

14882

I'm too sick to work, yet I'm on Pixies.

[musicman]

14883

good for you steph - hope you feel better

[dicksbro]

14,884

[dicksbro]

14,885 down
985,115 to go

[Sharni]

#14,886

[Sharni]

#14,887

[Sharni]

#14,888

[Sharni]

#14,889

[Sharni]

#14,890

[Sharni]

#14,891

[Sharni]

#14,892

[Sharni]

#14,893

[Sharni]

#14,894

[Sharni]

#14,895

[Sharni]

#14,896

[Sharni]

#14,897

[Sharni]

#14,898

[Sharni]

#14,899

[Sharni]

#14,900

[Sharni]

#14,901

[Sharni]

#14,902

[Sharni]

#14,903

[Sharni]

#14,904

[Sharni]

#14,905

[Sharni]

#14,906

[Sharni]

#14,907

[Sharni]

#14,908

[Sharni]

#14,909

[Sharni]

#14,910

[Sharni]

#14,911

[Sharni]

#14,912

[Sharni]

#14,913

[Sharni]

#14,914

[Sharni]

#14,915

[Sharni]

#14,916

[Sharni]

#14,917

[Sharni]

#14,918

[Sharni]

#14,919

[Sharni]

#14,920

[Sharni]

#14,921

[Sharni]

#14,922

[Sharni]

#14,923

[Sharni]

#14,924

[Sharni]

#14,925

[Sharni]

#14,926

[Sharni]

#14,927

[Sharni]

#14,928

[Sharni]

#14,929

[Sharni]

#14,930

[Sharni]

#14,931

[Sharni]

#14,932

[Sharni]

#14,933

[Sharni]

#14,934

[dicksbro]

14,935 down
985,065 to go

[dicksbro]

14,936

[dicksbro]

14,937

[dicksbro]

14,938

[dicksbro]

14,939

[dicksbro]

14,940 down
985,060 to go

[Sharni]

#14,941

[dicksbro]

14,941

[dicksbro]

14,942

[dicksbro]

14,943

[dicksbro]

14,944

[dicksbro]

14,945

[dicksbro]

14,946

[dicksbro]

14,947

[dicksbro]

14,948

[dicksbro]

14,949

[dicksbro]

14,950

[Sharni]

#14,952

[Sharni]

#14,953

[Sharni]

#14,954

[Sharni]

#14,955

[Sharni]

#14,956

[dicksbro]

14,957

[Sharni]

#14,958

[dicksbro]

14,958

[dicksbro]

14,959

[dicksbro]

14,961 (two 14,957's)

[Sharni]

#14,962 (no there isnt...i take the time to edit mine *L*)

[dicksbro]

14,963

[Sharni]

#14,964

[dicksbro]

14,965

[Sharni]

#14,966

[musicman]

14967

[dicksbro]

14,968

[musicman]

14969 - couldn't pass up the one with 69 in it

[Sharni]

#14,970

[Sharni]

#14,971

[Sharni]

#14,972

[dicksbro]

14,973

[dicksbro]

14,974

[dicksbro]

14,975 down
985,025 to go

[Sharni]

#14,976

[Sharni]

#14,977

[Sharni]

#14,978

[Sharni]

#14,979

[dicksbro]

14,980

[dicksbro]

14,981

[dicksbro]

14,983

[dicksbro]

14,984

[dicksbro]

14,985

[Sharni]

#14,985

[Sharni]

#14,986

[Sharni]

#14,987

[Sharni]

#14,988

[dicksbro]

14,989

[dicksbro]

14,990

[dicksbro]

14,991

[Sharni]

#14,992

[dicksbro]

14,993

[dicksbro]

14,994

[dicksbro]

14,995

[dicksbro]

14,996

[dicksbro]

14,997

[dicksbro]

14,998

[dicksbro]

14,999