one million

[musicman]

15500

[MilkToast]

--15501--

[Salacious]

15502

[Salacious]

15503

[Salacious]

15504

[denny]

15505

[Salacious]

15506

[dicksbro]

15, 507

[Sugarsprinkles]

15,508

[wyman]

15,509

[Steph]

15,510

[musicman]

15511 - mornin' Steph

[DirtyDeeds]

15512

[GusAspar]

15,513

[Rosebud42]

15,514

[WildIrish]

15,515 - Rainy & gray in NE

[Sugarsprinkles]

15,516 - Bright and sunny in MO :D

[Rosebud42]

15,517 Clear skies and sunny in IA

[Sugarsprinkles]

15,518 - Good Morning, Rosebud! How're doing today?

[Rosebud42]

15,519 Doing great! How are you?

[MilkToast]

--15520--

[dicksbro]

15,521

[hellsbells]

#15,522 (lets keep this going ppl)

[musicman]

15523

[hellsbells]

#15,524

[musicman]

15525

[hellsbells]

#15,526

[musicman]

15527

[Salacious]

15528

[musicman]

15529

[musicman]

15530

[musicman]

15531

[dicksbro]

15,532

[dicksbro]

15,533

[dicksbro]

15,534

[dicksbro]

15,535 down
984,465 to go

[Rosebud42]

15,536

[dicksbro]

15,537

[musicman]

15538

[musicman]

15539

[musicman]

15540

[musicman]

15541

[MilkToast]

--11542--

[Steph]

11543

Good to see you, MilkToast - seems like I haven't seen you in a while.

[Steph]

11544

Scab has entered the chat room :)

[Steph]

11545

but he keeps leaving!

[dicksbro]

15,546

[dicksbro]

15,547

[dicksbro]

15,548

[dicksbro]

15,549

[dicksbro]

15,550 down
984,450 to go

[Rosebud42]

15,551

[GusAspar]

15,552

Rosebud42, you beat me to it with the palindrome!
Have a nice day! :p

[Rosebud42]

15,553

Have a nice day GusAspar! :)

[IAKaraokeGirl]

15,554

[MilkToast]

--15555--

Originally posted by Steph
11543

Good to see you, MilkToast - seems like I haven't seen you in a while.

I was on vacation (not much net access) for a week and a half or so :)

Glad to be back...


PS. i'll try not to mess up the count this time...

[MilkToast]

--15,556--

off to work now...

[dicksbro]

15,557

[musicman]

15558

[dicksbro]

15,559

[musicman]

15560

[GusAspar]

15,561

[IAKaraokeGirl]

15,562

[Sugarsprinkles]

15,563

[IAKaraokeGirl]

15,564

[dicksbro]

15,565 down
984,435 to go

[IAKaraokeGirl]

15,566

[MilkToast]

--15,567--

need to go clean the apartment... parental visit this weekend :p

[musicman]

15568

[IAKaraokeGirl]

15,569

[musicman]

15570

[musicman]

15571

[musicman]

15572

[musicman]

15573

[musicman]

15574

A man comes into the ER and yells, "My wife's going to have her baby in
the
cab!" I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady's
dress,
and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly I noticed that there were
several
cabs, and I was in the wrong one. Dr. Mark MacDonald, San Antonio, TX

[musicman]

15575

At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and
slightly deaf female patient's anterior chest wall. "Big breaths," I
instructed.
"Yes, they used to be," remorsefully replied the patient. Dr. Richard Byrnes, Seattle, WA

[musicman]

15576

One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told a wife that her
husband had died of a massive myocardial infarct. Not more than five
minutes
later, I heard her reporting to the rest of the family that he had died
of a
"massive internal fart." Dr. Susan Steinberg, Manitoba, Canada

[musicman]

15577

I was performing a complete physical, including the visual acuity test.
I
placed the patient twenty feet from the chart and began, "Cover your
right
eye with your hand." He read the 20/20 line perfectly. "Now your left."
Again, a
flawless read. "Now both," I requested. There was silence. He couldn't
even
read the large E on the top line. I turned and discovered that he had
done
exactly what I had asked; he was standing there with both his eyes
covered. I was
laughing too hard to finish the exam. Dr. Matthew Theodropolous,
Worcester,
MA

[dicksbro]

15578

[musicman]

15579

During a patient's two week follow-up appointment with his cardiologist,
he
informed me, his doctor, that he was having trouble with one of his
medications. "Which one?" I asked. "The patch. The nurse told me to put
on a
new one every six hours and now I'm running out of places to put it!" I
had him
quickly undress and discovered what I hoped I wouldn't see. Yes, the man
had over
fifty patches on his body! Now the instructions include removal of the
old patch
before applying a new one. Dr. Rebecca St. Clair, Norfolk, VA

[musicman]

15580
While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I asked, "How long
have
you been bedridden?" After a look of complete confusion she answered ...

"Why, not for about twenty years -- when my husband was alive." Dr.
Steven
Swanson, Corvallis, OR

[musicman]

15581

I was caring for a woman from Kentucky and asked, "So, how's your
breakfast
this morning?" "It's very good, except for the Kentucky Jelly. I can't
seem
to get used to the taste," the patient replied. I then asked to see the
jelly
and the woman produced a foil packet labeled "KY Jelly." Dr. Leonard
Kransdorf,
Detroit, MI

[musicman]

15582

A nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room, when a young woman entered
with
purple hair styled into a punk rocker Mohawk, sporting a variety of
tattoos,
and wearing strange clothing. It was quickly determined the patient had
acute appendicitis, so she was scheduled for immediate surgery. When she
was
completely disrobed on the operating table, the staff noticed her pubic
hair
had been dyed green, and above it there was a tattoo that read, "Keep
off the grass."
Once the surgery was completed, the surgeon wrote a short note on the
patient's dressing, which said; "Sorry, had to mow the lawn."

[musicman]

15583

And Finally .. . . . .A new, young MD doing his residency in OB was
quite
embarrassed performing female pelvic exams. To cover his embarrassment
he
had unconsciously formed a habit of whistling softly. The middle aged
lady upon
whom he was performing this exam suddenly burst out laughing and further

embarrassed him. He looked up from his work and sheepishly said, "I'm
sorry.
Was I tickling you?" She replied, "No doctor, but the song you were
whistling was
'I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Wiener'."

[dicksbro]

15,584

[musicman]

15585

[dicksbro]

15,586

[Salacious]

15,587

[strokeplayer]

15,588

[MilkToast]

--15,589--

[MilkToast]

--15,590--

[denny]

15591

[denny]

15592

[denny]

15593

[denny]

15594

[denny]

15595

[denny]

15596

[denny]

15597

[denny]

15598

[denny]

15599

[denny]

15600~WooHoo!

[denny]

15601

[denny]

15602

[denny]

15603

[denny]

15604

[denny]

15605

[denny]

15606

[denny]

15607~Where are you all?

[denny]

15608~Finally I have time and all my friends are in bed.

[denny]

15609

[denny]

15610

[denny]

15611

[denny]

15612

[denny]

15613

[denny]

15614

[denny]

15615

[denny]

15616

[denny]

15617

[denny]

15618

[denny]

15619

[denny]

15620

[denny]

15621

[denny]

15622

[denny]

15623

[denny]

15624

[denny]

15625

[denny]

15626

[denny]

15627

[dicksbro]

15,628

[dicksbro]

15,629

[dicksbro]

15,630 down
984,370 to go

[musicman]

15631

[Rosebud42]

15,632

[musicman]

15633

[MilkToast]

--15,634--

[dicksbro]

15,635 down
984,365 to go

[Steph]

15,636

running late for work

[Steph]

15,637

[Steph]

15,638

I don't want to go!!!!!

[BigBear57]

15,639

Steph, hang in there. Only one more day till the weekend. ;-)

[IAKaraokeGirl]

15,640

[dicksbro]

15,641

[musicman]

15642

evenin' everyone

[dicksbro]

15,643

[musicman]

15644

[dicksbro]

15,645

[musicman]

15646

[denny]

15647

[dicksbro]

15,648

[dicksbro]

15,649

[dicksbro]

15,650 down
984,350 to go

[MilkToast]

--15,651--

apartment cleaning is done..... now laundry (lots of it) remains :)

[Eliza]

15652

[MilkToast]

--15,653--

hmmm.... Eliza between two Toast posts... an Eliza samich :D

[Sugarsprinkles]

15,654

[Steph]

15,655

Why is there a song about Jimmy cracking corn? I do love that song and the sig, though.

[Sugarsprinkles]

Thanks Steph!

15,656

[dicksbro]

15,657

[dicksbro]

15,658

[dicksbro]

15,659

[dicksbro]

15,660 down
984,340 to go

[IAKaraokeGirl]

15,661

[musicman]

15662

[IAKaraokeGirl]

15,663

[MilkToast]

--15,664--

[IAKaraokeGirl]

15,665

[GusAspar]

15,666

Don't think we're going to reach a million this weekend, somehow.

[Rosebud42]

15,667

[GusAspar]

15,668

[IAKaraokeGirl]

15,669~Gosh, take one of the numbers out of there and you have my birthday. :)

[denny]

15670

[IAKaraokeGirl]

15,671

[denny]

15672

[IAKaraokeGirl]

15,673

[denny]

15674

[MilkToast]

--15675--

PIXIES "ONE MILLION THREAD END CALCULATOR
-Toast

start time: 5/9/03 9:59 PM
reply goal: 1,000,000
current time: 9/26/03 4:17 PM
reply count: 15,675

still needed: 984325 replies
elapsed time: 139 days 18 hours 18 minutes

reply rate: 112.2 replies/day
OR 4.67 replies/hour
OR 0.078 replies/minute

time to goal: 12,638,168 minutes
OR 210,636 hours
OR 8,777 days
OR 24.0 years

est. achievement date: 10/7/27 4:24 AM

[dicksbro]

15,676

[dicksbro]

15,677

[dicksbro]

15,678

[dicksbro]

15,679

[dicksbro]

15,680 down
984,320 to go

[musicman]

15681

[dicksbro]

15,682

[dicksbro]

15,683

[dicksbro]

15,684

[dicksbro]

15,685 down
984,315 to go

[musicman]

15686

[MilkToast]

--15,687--

morning all....

[dicksbro]

15,688

[dicksbro]

15,689

[dicksbro]

15,690 down
984,310 to go

[musicman]

15691

[musicman]

15692

[dicksbro]

15,693

[musicman]

15694

[dicksbro]

15,695 down
984,305 to go

[musicman]

15696

[dicksbro]

15,697

[MilkToast]

--15,698--

[MilkToast]

--15,699--

[MilkToast]

--15,700--

[dicksbro]

15,701

[musicman]

15702

[dicksbro]

15,703

[Eliza]

15704..holy slacking Batman.....we're never gonna reach a million...

[Eliza]

15705

[Eliza]

15706

[musicman]

15707

[Steph]

15708

[musicman]

15709

[dicksbro]

15,710

[musicman]

15711

[dicksbro]

15,712

[musicman]

15713

[dicksbro]

15,714

[musicman]

15715

[Scarecrow]

15,716

[GusAspar]

15,717

well, whaddya know, it's Monday again...

[dicksbro]

15,718

[dicksbro]

15,719

[dicksbro]

15,720 down
984,280 to go

[musicman]

15721

[dicksbro]

15,722

[musicman]

15723

[Steph]

15724

I'm often below musicman in postings

[Steph]

15725

he's north of Toronto, so i'm below him geographically, too :)

[IAKaraokeGirl]

15,726~I'm way south of you, so I'm below you, too, Steph. :)

[Steph]

15,727

now you're in a Steph sandwich!

[dicksbro]

15,728

[nikki1979]

15729


HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[dicksbro]

15,730 down
984,270 to go

[Sharni]

#15,731

[dicksbro]

15,732

[Scarecrow]

15,733

[dicksbro]

15,734

[Sharni]

#15,735

[dicksbro]

15,736

[Eliza]

15737

[celticangel]

15738

[dicksbro]

15,739

[dicksbro]

15,740 down
984,260 to go

[musicman]

15741

[MilkToast]

--15,742--

[Steph]

15,743

[dicksbro]

15,744

[MilkToast]

--15,745--

off to work :p

[GusAspar]

15,746

hello everyone

[Rosebud42]

15,747

[Sharni]

#15,748

[Sharni]

#15,749