one million

[Eliza]

4500

Mississippi: Come And Feel Better About Your Own State

[Eliza]

4501

Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work

[Eliza]

4502

Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing crazies, And Very Little Else


btw...no offence intended to anyone from any of these states...all in good fun)

[Eliza]

4503

Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest

[Eliza]

4504

Nevada: Hookers and Poker and Booze...Oh My!

[Eliza]

4505

New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone

[Eliza]

4506

New Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!

[Eliza]

4507

New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent pets

[Eliza]

4508

New York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney ...

[Eliza]

4509

North Carolina: Tobacco Is A Vegetable

[Eliza]

4510

North Dakota: We Really Are One Of The 50 States!

[Eliza]

4511

Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan

[Eliza]

4512

Oklahoma: Like The Play, Only No Singing

[Eliza]

4513

Oregon: Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner

[Eliza]

4514

Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal

OR the alternative...Come Experience All Four Seasons..snow, potholes, construction and wet leaves!

[Eliza]

4515

Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island

[Eliza]

4516

South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender

[Eliza]

4517

South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota

[Eliza]

4518

Tennessee: The Educashun State

[Eliza]

4519

Texas: Si' Hablo Ing'les (Yes, I Speak English)

[Eliza]

4520

Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus

[Eliza]

4521

Vermont: Yep

[Eliza]

4522

Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?

[Eliza]

4523

Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds And Slackers!

[Eliza]

4524

Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor?

[Eliza]

4525

West Virginia: One Big Happy Family...Really!

[Scarecrow]

4526

This post was edited due to my not being fast enough on the post. :p

Eliza I had to try.:heart:

[Eliza]

4527

Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese

[Eliza]

4528

Wyoming: Where Men Are Men ... and the sheep are scared


Ok..I thought this was Scottland...but ok...lol..(kidding.. see my kilt thread...looove the Scotts)

[Scarecrow]

4529

Wy - Wy not

[Eliza]

4530 Ok...I think I'm done for now...
*stumbling, dazed from the smut games forum*
Where is everyone today anyway?

[Eliza]

4531
lol Scarecrow...I'm glad someone was watching the count...I was off a bit...but it's all fixed now..

[PantyFanatic]

#4532

Not to worry babe.;) Somebody is always watching the number.

[dadaist]

#4533

So, as I suspected, it sounded like we were doing better BEFORE the thread got moved.

On the other hand, with this one firmly in the SG forum now, that pushed that forum up over 100,000 total posts.

*shrug*

[dadaist]

Some time ago I remember seeing a whole list of official state "things" for Illinois, but almost all having to do with construction. However, I can't find the list, so I'll try to do some from memory.

#4534

[dadaist]

Illinois state motto: "Road Construction, next five miles"

Alternatively - "right (left) lane closed ahead"

#4535

[dadaist]

Illinois state plant: orange construction cones

#4536

[dadaist]

Illinois state parking lot: I-290 eastbound, especially right around the town of Hillside
(although this HAS been slightly alleviated since the new exit onto Mannheim went up, but not totally).

#4537

[dadaist]

Illinois state animal - orange and white construction sawhorses. Blinky optional.

#4538

[dadaist]

Okay here's some real ones.
IL state tree: white oak

#4539

[dadaist]

IL State flower: violet

#4540

[dadaist]

IL state bird: northern cardinal


The northern cardinal is also the state bird for six other states. These are Indiana, Kentucky, North Carolina, Ohio, Virginia, and West Virginia.


#4541

[dadaist]

IL state slogan:
"Land of Lincoln"

(and thus the only state that accepts the Lincoln penny in its toll highway system)

#4542

[dadaist]

IL State Mineral -- Fluorite

#4543

[dadaist]

IL State Insect - Monarch butterfly

#4544

[dadaist]

IL state animal - white tailed deer

#4545

[dadaist]

IL state fish - bluegill

#4546

[dadaist]

IL State Prairie Grass -- Big Bluestem

#4547

[dadaist]

IL State Fossil -- Tully Monster


#4548

[dadaist]

#4549
IL State dance - squaredance

(which is, I believe, required teaching in every junior high/middle school and high school in the state - and someone correct me if I'm wrong but isn't Illinois the ONLY state that requires PE 5 days a week?)

[dadaist]

For the images of the IL state seal, see
http://www.museum.state.il.us/exhibits/symbols/seal.html

#4550

[dadaist]

IL official state motto: State Soverignty, National Union

#4551

[dadaist]

For the IL state song (which I'll be damned if any Illinoisan actually KNOWS how to sing), see
http://www.museum.state.il.us/exhibits/symbols/song.html

#4552

[dadaist]

When the territory for Illinois was originally mapped out, it was only going to go as far north as the southern edge of Lake Michigan. But when the Illinois-Michigan canal started to be planned, and it was realized the SW coast of that lake could become a major port area, the northern border was moved further north. Otherwise every Chicagoan would be a cheesehead! (sorry BCG :) )

#4553

[dadaist]

#4554

While Illinois was granted statehood in 1818, the current state constitution was adopted in 1970.

[dadaist]

The Illinois state quarter (the first to be issued in 2003) features Abe Lincoln against the outline of the shape of the state. To the left is a farm, to the right, part of Chicago's skyline (featuring the John Hancock Center).
The slogan "Land of Lincoln" is featured, as well as one unique to the quarter: "21st State, 21st Century."
21 stars ring the outside edge of the quarter.

See:
http://www.usmint.gov/mint_programs/50sq_program/states/index.cfm?state=IL


#4555

[wench]

Wild, Wonderful West Virginia

:D

#4555

[dadaist]

Springfield, IL is actually the third state capital. Kaskaskia was the state capital at the time of statehood, having been established the capital of the Illinois Territory in 1809 (the year Lincoln was born).
Vandalia became the new state capital in 1820, and Springfield became the current state capital as of 1839.

#4557

[dadaist]

Okay, I think I've had enough for now.

#4558

[Eliza]

Originally posted by dadaist
Okay, I think I've had enough for now.

#4558

I never get enough of being under you hun. lol :lust:

[Eliza]

Originally posted by pantyfanatic
#4532

Not to worry babe.;) Somebody is always watching the number.


Pf..how do you find the time to watch the number AND all those panties? I just don't know how you do it. You're quite the talented man. :p

Eliza

[Eliza]

4561?

[Steph]

I'm pretty sure this is

4562 now

[PantyFanatic]

Originally posted by Eliza
Pf..how do you find the time to watch the number AND all those panties? ....
You just gave me a wonderful idea Eliza.:evil:

I’m going to cover my office ceiling with wires and clothespins on tiny pulleys.:) Better yet…… I can use garter belt clips on the pulleys.:D
I’ll make an abacus with panties.:lust: I’ve never enjoyed counting SOOOOOO much!:lust: :D

[dicksbro]

4564

[dicksbro]

4565 done
995435 to go

[Scarecrow]

4566

PF now that would be an abacus I would enjoy using
and 1 panty, 2 panty, 3 panty, 4 thong.....

[Cindy Kim]

4567

Can I come to your office and do a take a panty, leave a panty kind of thing?

[Steph]

4568

An abacus of panties . . . it takes all kinds! :D

[Scarecrow]

#4569


it will take that many panties :D

[Eliza]

#4570 *Begins Taking donations for PF's Panty Abacus...*

Drop them in the box Ladies...it's for a good cause.

Here ya go PF...I'll start...*Drops panties in box*

[MistyBluEyes]

#4571

How is everyone? Heard any good jokes lately?

[PantyFanatic]

#4572

Oh NO, NO! Cindy Kim and Eliza. You have to come to my office and let me “take” them.:p:p

And I NEVER drop panties.:eek: DRIP…….. yes:lust:. But never drop.;)

[Cindy Kim]

I'll wear the ones with the bikini ties, just to make it easy for you ; )

[Steph]

4574

Just torture him by not wearing any!

[Cindy Kim]

4575

He'd have to take a good look and make sure I wasn't lying.

[dicksbro]

4576

[Ozling]

Master> "Did you get it ior?!?"

Ior> "Yeesssss Mmaaasssssterrr, Iiii haaaaavvve....awquiirreeddd pooosssttt f4f5s7s6"

Master> "Good, now...say that normally and I'll let you take the night off...BWAHAHAHAHA"

[Sharni]

#4578

[Eliza]

Originally posted by pantyfanatic
#4572

Oh NO, NO! Cindy Kim and Eliza. You have to come to my office and let me “take” them.:p:p

And I NEVER drop panties.:eek: DRIP…….. yes:lust:. But never drop.;)


Oh Ok! I see...well then. The line forms behind me then.

[skipthisone]

4580 Dimples

[GusAspar]

4581

hello everybody, lovely day in London

[dadaist]

#4582

[GusAspar]

4583

[dadaist]

#4584

[dadaist]

#4585

[dadaist]

#4586

[dadaist]

#4587

[dadaist]

#4588

[dadaist]

#4589

[Steph]

4590

unless dadaist is still adding . . .

[dadaist]

#4591

Of course I'm still here.

[dadaist]

#4592

It is, however, time for a much belated breakfast.

[dadaist]

So, what to do, what to do.
Go for 4600 posts in the thread and 800 personal posts, or go eat? ;)

#4593

[dadaist]

Oh, Steph, you might like this. I got an e-mail out of the blue yesterday from someone looking for help finding printed photographs of Sophie Taueber-Arp, hoping to be able to get copyright/reprinting information for use in a possible cd-rom encyclopedia!
I went right to my bookshelf and got my sourcebooks down, and was able to find 4 such photos (2 with Hans Arp) in 3 of my Dada books....
But I doubt I'll get a credit ;)

#4594

[dadaist]

#4595

[dadaist]

#4596

[dadaist]

#4597

[dadaist]

#4598

[dadaist]

#4599

[dadaist]

#4600

800th personal post.

NOW it's time to go eat.

[dadaist]

#4601

Looks like our momentum got up and went.

[PantyFanatic]

#4602

Looks like our creativity got up and went along with our momentum. I'm seeing a lot of post with just numbers. LOL :)

[PantyFanatic]

This is what we are trying to do. :D

[PantyFanatic]

This is what we did the first week. :)

[PantyFanatic]

This is what we did the second week. :D

[PantyFanatic]

This is what we did the third week. :)

[PantyFanatic]

This is what we did the fourth week. :)

[PantyFanatic]

This is what it looked like for the last weak week. :(



Oh the shame. :o

[dadaist]

#4609
I think the loss of creativity AND momentum caused the forum change, although people used to the old location haven't kept up as much - they've said so here.
Nice little causality loop.

[dicksbro]

4610

[dadaist]

#4611

I've also noticed there's been an unusual silence from anybody to state exactly WHY the move was made....

[dicksbro]

4612 ... like I said, I'm not really sure, but the thread is very game-like and so it makes some sense to be here. Just an opinion.

[dadaist]

#4613

And I respectfully disagree.
*shrug*

We gonna fight now? ;)

[dicksbro]

Nah.

4614

[dadaist]

#4615

[Sharni]

#4616

[dadaist]

#4617

[T-S]

#4618

[dadaist]

#4619

[dadaist]

#4620

[txgrneyes]

4621

[dadaist]

#4622

[dadaist]

#4623

[dadaist]

#4624

[dicksbro]

4625

[Scarecrow]

#4626

:spin: :dizzy:

[dadaist]

#4627

[Scarecrow]

#4628


:sex:

[Scarecrow]

4629

[Scarecrow]

4630

or

995,370 to go

[GusAspar]

4631

Nearly bedtime here in London

[GusAspar]

4632

good night all...

[dm383]

'night Gus.....

oops.. #4633

[MistyBluEyes]

#4634

A joke told to me by my son.....(he's little, give him a break) Why is Tigger staring into the toilet?

Give up?

Because he's looking for Pooh....

[dicksbro]

#4635 (I thought your son's joke was cute. :))

[MistyBluEyes]

#4636

LOL I did too :D

[dm383]

#4637

:D

[Scarecrow]

#4638

[Scarecrow]

#4639

[Scarecrow]

#4640




:fly: :bfly: :heart:

[Scarecrow]

#4641

[Sharni]

#4642

[Sharni]

#4643

[Scarecrow]

4644

[Eliza]

4645

[Eliza]

4646

[Scarecrow]

4647

[Scarecrow]

4648

[Scarecrow]

4649 :p :p :p

[Lilith]

4650 chug chug chug chug

[dadaist]

#4651

[dadaist]

#4652

[dadaist]

If I timed it right, this will be post

101111
for 'smut games'

binary anyone?

#4653

[dadaist]

#4654

[dadaist]

#4655

[dadaist]

#4656

[denny]

#4657

[PantyFanatic]

# 1001000111100

;)

[denny]

#4659

[dadaist]

#4660

[dadaist]

#4661

[GusAspar]

4662

good morning all

[GusAspar]

4663

Not so sunny in London as it was yesterday

[GusAspar]

4664

I love palindromes

[GusAspar]

4665

But I don't love having my messages bounce because I spend less than 30 seconds writing and sending them! :) OK, 28, 29, 30... send!!!

[GusAspar]

4666

have a nice day, everyone

[GusAspar]

4667

Come on folks, we'll never get to a million at this rate!

[GusAspar]

4668

Another contribution

[GusAspar]

4669

One more step
(but you have to wait 30 seconds)

[celticangel]

4670

[T-S]

#4671

[Eliza]

#4672 Stumbling in...rubbing sleepy eyes...leaving my contribution for the morning... Mornin All!

[Steph]

4673

I'm still sleepy, too

[Steph]

4674

Looks like a nice day for a bike ride before work . . . we shall see

[Steph]

4675

Also working on another article but man cannot live on work alone!

[Steph]

4676

Hope it's sunny where you are!

[dicksbro]

4677

[Steph]

4678

[Kimberly73]

4679

[Kimberly73]

4680

[dm383]

4681

[PantyFanatic]

….- / -…. / ---.. / ..---


;)

[PantyFanatic]

….- / -…. / ---.. / ...--

[PantyFanatic]

….- / -…. / ---.. / ....-

[PantyFanatic]

….- / -…. / ---.. / .....

[PantyFanatic]

….- / -…. / ---.. / -....

[PantyFanatic]

….- / -…. / ---.. / --...

[PantyFanatic]

….- / -…. / ---.. / ---..

[PantyFanatic]

….- / -…. / ---.. / ----.

[PantyFanatic]

….- / -…. / ----. / -----

[PantyFanatic]

# 4691


:D

[PantyFanatic]

MMMMDCXCII

;)

[PantyFanatic]

MMMMDCXCIII

[PantyFanatic]

MMMMDCXCIV

[PantyFanatic]

MMMMDCXCV

[PantyFanatic]

MMMMDCXCVI

[PantyFanatic]

MMMMDCXCVII

[PantyFanatic]

MMMMDCXCVIII

[PantyFanatic]

MMMMDCXCIX

[PantyFanatic]

MMMMDCC

[PantyFanatic]

# 4701


:D

[Scarecrow]

....-/--.../-----/..---

[Scarecrow]

....-/--.../-----/...--


--/../.../.../../.../.../../.--./.--./..

[Scarecrow]

#4704

[Scarecrow]

#4705

[dm383]

995294 to go

[PantyFanatic]

# 4704


.--./.-/-./-/.././...:p

[MilkToast]

4708 (according to the reply counter on the forum page)

back from vacation :)

[MilkToast]

PIXIES "ONE MILLION" THREAD END CALCULATOR
-Toast

start time: 5/9/03 9:59 PM
reply goal: 1,000,000
current time: 6/17/03 7:55 PM
reply count: 4,709

still needed: 995,291 replies
elapsed time: 38 days 21 hours 56.0 minutes

reply rate: 121.0 replies/day
OR 5.04 replies/hour
OR 0.084 replies/minute

time to goal: 11,843,730 minutes
OR 197,396 hours
OR 8,225 days
OR 22.5 years

est. achievement date: 12/23/25 3:25 PM

[MilkToast]

4710

estimated achievement dates at other times
reply time -- estimated end date
6/3/03 9:59 PM -- 2/8/23 10:09 PM
6/4/03 9:15 PM -- 5/20/23 6:03 AM
6/4/03 11:18 PM -- 4/12/23 7:26 PM
6/5/03 11:04 PM -- 6/11/23 4:12 AM
6/6/03 11:03 PM -- 8/24/23 5:43 AM
6/6/03 11:57 PM -- 5/25/23 1:09 PM
6/9/03 12:18 AM -- 8/31/23 8:03 AM
6/10/03 8:43 PM -- 12/16/23 6:19 PM
6/17/03 7:55 PM -- 12/23/25 3:25 PM

as suspected this thread is loosing some major steam :(

[Eliza]

4711
Well then..let's throw some coals on the fire and get it steaming again!

[Eliza]

4712
Either that or maybe we could avertise a big orgy in the main sex forum??

[Eliza]

4713
That might generate some activity?

[MistyBluEyes]

#4714 Where is everybody?

[Eliza]

#4715 No idea Misty...maybe if we streak through the other forums nekked we could draw people here?

[Eliza]

#4716

[Eliza]

#4717...hmm..maybe we need to spice things up a bit here...

[Eliza]

4718
Okay..I found this website....

What does your penis say about you??? Let's find out....

[Eliza]

4719

Lingam Gnosis:
The Ancient Art of Penis Reading

[Eliza]

4720

Lingam gnosis is based on the belief that all penises fall into one of four broad essential categories, or types fire, air, earth and water. Most commonly, however, penises are a combination of two or more of these types.

[Eliza]

4721

The Earth Penis
Earth penises are relatively easy to identify as they resemble tuberous vegetables yams, potatoes, turnips etc. Those thick, starchy roots that grow best when buried deep in dark, damp soil. Earth penises are generally large, often irregularly shaped, and darkly pigmented. The testicles that accompany the earth penis are likely to be large, hairy and pendulous. The earth penis is homely and supremely functional, it likes to plant and plow, and itís likely to belong to the top in any relationship. Earth penises typically correspond with meat and potatoes sexual tastes. If your man has an earth penis don't expect anything too outragous. He might like it rough, but he'll always keep it simple-like himself. Oh, I almost forgot to mention, if he's carrying one of these brutes in his Calvins, chances are he aint too bright.

[Eliza]

4722

The Air Penis
Air penises are generally long, slim and pale, with neat, globular, lightly pigmented testicles, carried high and tight. The most aesthetically pleasing of the types, the air penis is an artistic penis, and their owners are often artistic. It is common for an air penis to have a bend or a dip in its length, and just as this penis is often not quite straight, the owner of an air type penis is the most likely of all the types to have bisexual tendencies. If your lover has an air penis, commitment could be an issue air penises are notoriously unfaithful and fickle. However, once captured, air penis types make the most intelligent and imaginative sexual partners.

[Eliza]

4723

The Fire Penis
Fire is the most masculine of the elements, and a fire penis always correlates with an aggressive, assertive, controlling nature. A typical fire penis is thick, straight, symmetrical and smooth, though not especially long. The defining characteristic of the fire penis, however, is its color bright red, through to an intense hot pink. Men with a fire penis in their pants have a burning sexuality and charisma to burn, too. There are always plenty of moths dying to dance around this flame! But before you singe your wings, remember: sex with the owner of a fire penis can be hot as hell, but life with one is usually just plain hell, so if your intended unzips one of these crimson lollipops, zip it up quick and move on.

[Eliza]

4724

The Water Penis
Water is the most feminine of the elements, and, accordingly, water type penises are often small, soft and feminine in appearance. Owners of water penises are generally nurturers in their relationships; they will cook, clean, iron and give it up with an almost touching if it wasnít so fucking irritating sense of duty. Occasionally, this taking on of the motherly role can lead them to assume the balance of power within a relationship for the other partner this is both claustrophobic and scary, particularly when they find themselves fucking them and enjoying it! Water penis owners are often very highly sexed organisms, especially when alcohol is added. For a water penis, a couple of G&Ts is a never-fail legs-opener.

[Eliza]

You can check out the site..they have some pics to help you ID your penis...didn't wanta post um here though.

Penis Reading (http://www.backdoor.com/thenumber/penis1.html#fire)

[Eliza]

4726

[Eliza]

4727

Ok..here's another site w/ interesting info on reading your penis:


More Penis Reading (http://www.serenapowers.com/phallomancy2.html)

[Eliza]

What's your Technique????

So you thought that there was only one way to masturbate did you? Well, believe it or not there are various techniques out there that will help enhance your solo play time.

[Eliza]

4729

The Fist-- In this common technique, you simply wrap your fingers around the shaft of your penis like a baseball bat and rub it up and down. It provides maximum contact between your hand and penis - and more contact means more pleasure. This technique is especially good if you have a big penis; if it isn't much longer than your fist is wide, you won't be able to stroke it very far, so another grip might be more effective.

[Eliza]

4730

The Belly-Scratch-- Lay on your back in comfortable position. Lube up your penis and lay it back against your stomach. Curl your fingers lightly around the top half of the shaft and stroke the length of the penis. Don't encircle the penis with your hand--just rub the top half with your fingers and let the lower half rub against your belly.

[Eliza]

4731

The Five-Finger-- In this technique, your hand and arm form an angle with your penis, with four fingers on top of the shaft at a diagonal and your thumb below. This allows you to get more control over the hand-to-penis contact, and it lets you move your hand along the entire length of the shaft, even if your penis isn't very large.

[Eliza]

4732

The Rubdown-- This is simply placing the penis on or against something and then rubbing the penis against it until orgasm. The simplest is to simply roll over on your stomach and rub your penis on the mattress. Variations include placing it between a pillow and mattress, between two pillows, in a pile of clothes, in the crevice between the sofa frame and cushions, between the mattress and box springs, and similar places.

[Eliza]

4733

The Three-Finger-- This one is good if you have a smaller penis. Simply hold the penis as you would a pen or a pencil. This grip allows maximum control and maximum distance of motion (from the base of the penis all the way to the head), but the hand-to-penis contact is less than with the other grips.

[Eliza]

4734

The Backhand-- This one -kind of a backwards version of the "fist"- is a little funny, but it feels very good. This time, grab your penis from the left side rather than the right (if you're right-handed). To do this, rotate your wrist so your thumb is pointing down; you may have to pull your penis slightly to the side. It's a little awkward at first, but it's an excellent grip to use when you just want to try something other than the "Fist" for a few minutes.

[Eliza]

:spin: :dizzy: :spin: :dizzy: :spin: :dizzy: :spin: :dizzy:

We need to have our fun too.....


4735

[Eliza]

4736

The Squeeze-- Some women find that they are able to masturbate by squeezing their thighs together and releasing. The advantage of this is that it can be done more discretely than by digital manipulation, and frees up the hands for other things.
Note: You have to be pretty amped-up in first place for this one to work... but when it does, it does!

[Eliza]

4737

Detach Showerhead-- Using a plastic showerhead that attaches onto the tub faucet, detach showerhead from the hose and send steady water stream onto the clitoris. Try covering the hose so the water intensity changes.
Note: This one works with any water source (i.e. jacuzzi tubs), just be careful because the water comes at you with force!

[Eliza]

4738- We all know this one....

Circular Rub-- Just take your first two fingers from either hand and place them over top of you clitoris. Then begin moving them in a circular motion over top of the clitoris. You can vary the speed and pressure easily with this technique. If you want to change the feel slightly just add your favorite lube and everything becomes very slippery

[Eliza]

4739....Why does it surprise me there are more techniques listed for men...

[Eliza]

4740

Throughout history, masturbation has been seen as a great evil, destroying the minds and bodies of youth across the world. Luckily, we're all about destroying the minds and bodies of youth! Heck, around here it's a way of life.

To discourage would-be wackers, authority figures often cite the horrendous side-effects of playing with yourself. How many times have you heard you'll go blind, or grow hair on the palms of your hands? At some point this guy named Tissot published his philosophy on masturbation, including the harmful side-effects of this pleasurable practice. Check 'em out!


Tissot's Top 13 Effects of Masturbation
from the home office in Uptightsville, Idaho

1. Acne
2. Backaches
3. Blindness
4. Constipation
5. Vomiting
6. Decay of bodily powers
7. Epilepsy
8. Gout
9. Infertility
10. Madness
11. Nymphomania
12. Use of profanity
13. Death

[Eliza]

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Hippocrates, a Greek physician regarded as the Father of Medicine, believed that loss of semen would lead to spinal problems!

[Eliza]

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The word masturbation first appeared in early Roman times and is thought to derive from the Latin manus (hand) and stupro (to defile), however scholars now say that it is from the Greek root, mezea, which means genitals.

[Eliza]

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It seems the thought of masturbation as evil all started with the Book of Genesis in the Old Testament and a guy named Onan. He felt that it was morally wrong to impregnate his brother's wife, even though God deemed it okay, so according to Genesis 38:9, "whenever he lay with his brothers wife, he spilled his semen on the ground to keep from producing offspring." His actions were deemed a sin and masturbation was referred to as "onanism," well into the twentieth century.

[dadaist]

Originally posted by Eliza
#4672 Stumbling in...rubbing sleepy eyes...leaving my contribution for the morning... Mornin All!

Up late last night?

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[Eliza]

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It was not until 1758, when a Swiss physician and advisor to the Vatican, Simon Tissot, published a study called A Treatise on the Diseases Produced by Onanism claiming to prove that masturbation caused insanity, that it was transformed from a sin to an illness. Tissot believed, in fact, that all sexual activity was dangerous; it forced blood to rush to the head and out of other areas in the body, thus causing the nerves and vital tissues to degenerate. We know better now, but it is amazing at how long it took to become open about this intimate topic. Masturbation has been shown to enhance self-confidence, release stress, and allow people to explore their own sexual response cycle.

[dadaist]

Originally posted by MilkToast



est. achievement date: 12/23/25 3:25 PM


Merry Christmas! ;)

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[Eliza]

Originally posted by dadaist
Up late last night?

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Hmm... a little bit...had a good time though....I was late for work...and that's always a sure sign a good time was had by all.:spin: :dizzy: :spin: :dizzy: :spin: :dizzy:

[dadaist]

Originally posted by Eliza
Hmm... a little bit...had a good time though....I was late for work...and that's always a sure sign a good time was had by all.:spin: :dizzy: :spin: :dizzy: :spin: :dizzy:

I know what you mean. I had to get somewhere by 8 AM this morning, made two wrong turns off the highway, and made it RIGHT at 8 (left at 6:45 AM)....

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[dadaist]

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