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wyndhy
02-13-2007, 06:20 PM
anything. anything at all

dicksbro
02-13-2007, 06:27 PM
The weather is miserable here.

wyndhy
02-13-2007, 06:28 PM
here too. are you stayin' cozy?

dicksbro
02-13-2007, 06:37 PM
I am now that the drive is shoveled and my running around is done. How about you?

wyndhy
02-13-2007, 06:48 PM
nice n toasty in the house...i plan on staying right here.

dicksbro
02-13-2007, 06:52 PM
Good idea. I'm hoping something good will be on TV tonight.

wyndhy
02-13-2007, 07:00 PM
i plan to be on something good myself. :D

Pita
02-13-2007, 07:04 PM
Hi Wyndhy and DB :wave:

It's raining here and turning cold. My knee hurts and I have a heating pad on it. I made 6 dozen sugar cookies to take to the homeless shelter tomorrow to decorate with the kiddies. I aced my management quiz. I wish I had a Venti mocha latte but Joe said no because coffee this late will have me up all night. :(

I need to study but would rather flirt with DB in the smut games. :brows:

Lilith
02-13-2007, 07:59 PM
I'm playng cupid's ho and getting together pressies.


I also just typed this so I could copy the quote in my sig for a card :p

Aqua
02-13-2007, 08:03 PM
Which quote?

wyndhy
02-13-2007, 08:09 PM
Hi Wyndhy and DB :wave:

It's raining here and turning cold. My knee hurts and I have a heating pad on it. I made 6 dozen sugar cookies to take to the homeless shelter tomorrow to decorate with the kiddies. I aced my management quiz. I wish I had a Venti mocha latte but Joe said no because coffee this late will have me up all night. :(

I need to study but would rather flirt with DB in the smut games. :brows:
it's cold and turning colder. keep your leg up (and your chin). i made sugar cookies today too! about a hundred heart shaped ones for a v'day party at my daughter's school tomorrow. way to go on the quiz! :x: have the mocha anyway...he's not the boss of you. :D just study flirting...that's totally legit. :D

Lilith
02-13-2007, 08:11 PM
My Zora gal

wyndhy
02-13-2007, 08:11 PM
I'm playng cupid's ho and getting together pressies.


I also just typed this so I could copy the quote in my sig for a card :p
present ho...hey! that works on so many levels... :D

Aqua
02-13-2007, 08:11 PM
I have to work tomorrow night. :(

wyndhy
02-13-2007, 08:12 PM
walkin the streets heh? :D

FallenAngel5
02-13-2007, 10:23 PM
Our college classes are cancelled tomorrow, so we're taking the opportunity to get drunk on a Tuesday! :)

wyndhy
02-13-2007, 10:49 PM
woot!....i'm a bit tipsy meself. :D

Neige
02-13-2007, 10:54 PM
I just got home from my navigation course and I need to finish a book report for midnight.

Neige
02-13-2007, 10:59 PM
Oh and instead of listening in class today I wrote Lake a cryptogrammed love letter. :D

wyndhy
02-13-2007, 11:00 PM
you are the sexiest nerd i know. :D

Neige
02-13-2007, 11:06 PM
I luvs you too!!! :loveshowe

osuche
02-14-2007, 12:29 AM
I have class tomorrow night...I might give the professor something to look at! ;) :hot:

dicksbro
02-14-2007, 04:16 AM
Hi Wyndhy and DB :wave:

...

I need to study but would rather flirt with DB in the smut games. :brows:

Rats, I left for supper and never got back.

:frown:
:tear:
:boohoo:

wyndhy
02-14-2007, 10:42 AM
I have class tomorrow night...I might give the professor something to look at! ;) :hot:
vixen!

PantyFanatic
02-14-2007, 10:57 AM
vixen!
:D Isn't it wonderful?

WildIrish
02-14-2007, 11:17 AM
vixen!


Cupid & Vixen go together, ya know.

scotzoidman
02-14-2007, 11:32 AM
Ok, it poured down rain last night, & it drove me off the streets since I didn't wanna risk getting in a wreck...then the temp started dropping overnight & I woke up to 20F & snow flurries...

IowaMan
02-15-2007, 08:19 PM
I'm sitting here by myself singing "Fishing In The Dark" by The Nitty Gritty Dirt band for no apparent reason. And I'm enjoying the living hell out of myself.


(and you called PixieSprite a nerd. At least she's sexy.)

Neige
02-15-2007, 08:36 PM
The bus driver I had all through high school would play country tunes all the way to and back from school. We always sang along to that song, to his great amusement.

I like being a nerd!!! :p

Irezumi Kiss
02-15-2007, 08:47 PM
anything. anything at all
Okay.

The bartender last night, she was so goddamn cute and had this frustratingly hot, skinny, sexy fucking body. Her face was like an innocent, glasses-wearing Buddhist nun, but her body...oh fuck, just forget about it. She was wearing hip-huggers and had this tiny, tiny, tiny bit of belly tooting out.

How do people stay that damn skinny? I'm trying to figure out if I ever was like that and I can't remember a time when I had a perfectly flat stomach and narrow hips, but I must've at some time because I do remember when I could fit into a size 30 waist.

She had this small fucking ass that was just round enough. And the V of her crotch area was so tiny and delicate. I just stared at her crotch and ass most of the time while drinking when we weren't talking to each other and she was all elbows on the counter across from me. It made my dick hard just thinking about how small and tight her ass must be and how her pussy was probably really jungly because she had slightly hairy arms. I could hold her ass so comfortably in both of my hands and all I could think about was how badly I wanted to eat her pussy, then bend her over, having that tiny, pale, skinny ass high in the air...and then give her a righteous, furious doggystyle pounding.

Sorry if I was vulgar...this is what's on my dirty little mind. And you said to tell you anything, so... :blink:

dicksbro
02-16-2007, 05:36 AM
At least our streets seem to be pretty much free of ice and snow now. Thank heavens.

LixyChick
02-16-2007, 05:52 AM
I-78 (major highway round these parts) had been shut down since Wednesday afternoon. Vehicles were stranded from Wednesday till late last night (Thursday/Friday). Trucks (tractor/trailers) jackknifed on the ice laden road and other motorists were blocked because the shoulder of the road had snow pushed onto it. Some motorists ran out of gas, heat, water and food. The temp was in the single digits at night and wind chills were below zero. The back-up went for 50+ miles. The road has been cleared of motorists and vehicles as of midnight/1am Friday morning.

Part of the road has been de-iced but a part of it remains covered with packed ice. It will remain closed for the day as the road crews work furiously to clear it. The Pa. turnpike is free to all motorists today due to the inconvience.

IowaMan
02-16-2007, 07:17 AM
I believe my choice of a grilled chicken burrito and nachos for dinner last night was a very poor choice that is going to continue haunting me throughout today. :(

wyndhy
02-16-2007, 08:20 AM
not sure when vulgar began needing an apology 'round these parts, irezumi. :D

lix...i heard the national guard came in to supply food and gas to those peeps stranded....at least you weren't one of 'em!

pssst...iowa...R O L A I D S spells relief. :D

Lilith
02-16-2007, 05:39 PM
I just ate some exxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxtra dark chocolate

wyndhy
02-16-2007, 05:46 PM
i adore dark chocolate...better than milk. i hade a ghirardelli chocolate the other day, they call it intense dark chocolate and it's got ground espresso beans inside. yummmmmmmm!

Neige
02-16-2007, 05:53 PM
I don't think I will ever be able to hear a siren without thinking that someone I know is in danger, even if I live in the city for years.

Belial
02-16-2007, 08:50 PM
This heat needs to fuck off now. Summer's supposed to be over, dammit!

The kebab place that opened up in town is awesome

I wonder if there's a conspiracy to distract people from the potential of the Internet and other new technologies to enable them to be producers and not just consumers, or whether people are just like that anyway?

I wonder if I will ever really feel confident around women? Not that it's a problem girlfriend-wise now, but still, it sucks.

Oldfart
02-16-2007, 09:27 PM
Belial

People can hurt you whenever they like, a word, an action or just a look.

Confidence is knowing the failure is theirs, not yours (so long as you're being the nice guy).

It's still not pleasant, but deal with it.

We don't have the fires, but this heat is still huge, like you're locked in a sauna and some idiot just threw another pot of water on the stones.

wyndhy
02-16-2007, 09:47 PM
*sending freighters of ice and snow to australia* we've got enough so don't feel bad about taking it...no, really, i insist. :D

i love kebabs, preferably beef with many veggies and nice teriyaki marinade...i'll trade some for the snow.:D what's your fave, belial? and...interesting theory. me? i think that mostly people are just afraid of what they don't entirely understand.

Lilith
02-16-2007, 09:50 PM
just need to mention that I like the idea of being in a sauna with all of the above :D

wyndhy
02-16-2007, 09:53 PM
the way i have the forum set up, you're the first at the top of the page. :p:D

Oldfart
02-16-2007, 09:54 PM
But you've always been hot stuff, Lil.

Lilith
02-16-2007, 09:56 PM
the way i have the forum set up, you're the first at the top of the page. :p:D


party pooper

Lilith
02-16-2007, 09:57 PM
But you've always been hot stuff, Lil.

:D You've only ever seen me in August. Maybe I'm not so hot in February :p

wyndhy
02-16-2007, 10:01 PM
every party has a pooper that's why they invited me...party pooper! party pooper!

Oldfart
02-16-2007, 10:03 PM
I'll take August as the representative sample.

Lilith
02-16-2007, 10:09 PM
What do you think they would have done if we had jumped in and started to make out in the backseat of Lincoln's hearse??

Oldfart
02-16-2007, 10:15 PM
They'd have been in awe of my abe-ility.

Belial
02-16-2007, 10:27 PM
*sending freighters of ice and snow to australia* we've got enough so don't feel bad about taking it...no, really, i insist. :D

i love kebabs, preferably beef with many veggies and nice teriyaki marinade...i'll trade some for the snow.:D what's your fave, belial? and...interesting theory. me? i think that mostly people are just afraid of what they don't entirely understand.

Lamb, lettuce, onion, cheese, tabouli, jalapenos, garlic sauce, sweet chili sauce :)

wyndhy
02-16-2007, 10:28 PM
now i want a gyro

Oldfart
02-16-2007, 10:42 PM
Thought so, we'd call that a yiros.

IAKaraokeGirl
02-16-2007, 10:49 PM
My kids think I make the best pizza in the world. In fact, when they returned from being away most of the summer, they wanted my pizza every night for about three weeks straight. :rolleyes:

wyndhy
02-16-2007, 10:56 PM
it's pronounced that way here, OF...we just spell it stoopid.:p


what's your pizza, IAKG?

Neige
02-16-2007, 10:57 PM
Lake thinks I make the worse pizza in the world. Please teach me, IAKaraokeGirl!!!!!!!!!

IAKaraokeGirl
02-16-2007, 11:07 PM
it's pronounced that way here, OF...we just spell it stoopid.:p


what's your pizza, IAKG?


Oh, I have very picky children, so it's simply half cheese and half pepperoni. Go figure. And I even use store-bought dough. I bake the dough a bit on my pizza stone before taking it back out of the oven, then I put on just plain pizza sauce (but not too much). I sprinkle a little garlic salt on, then shake on a fair amount of parmesean/romano cheese. I use mozzerella/cheddar blend for the "main" cheese, then add the pepperoni.

I *still* haven't figured out the attraction. :confused: But they eat it, so I can't complain. :)

IowaMan
02-16-2007, 11:12 PM
Contadina brand pizza sauce works best for me. Just a little drizzle of olive oil on the crust before you put the toppings on too. ;)

sodaklostsoul
02-16-2007, 11:32 PM
Something.

Lilith
02-16-2007, 11:39 PM
smart arse^^^^

IAKaraokeGirl
02-16-2007, 11:42 PM
Contadina brand pizza sauce works best for me. Just a little drizzle of olive oil on the crust before you put the toppings on too. ;)


Actually, that's the brand I use. :) I don't do the olive oil thing, although I DO use butter-flavored cooking spray on the pizza stone AND my rolling pin, so there's a butter flavor to the crust.

Neige
02-16-2007, 11:47 PM
I've never seen that brand here - must be a US thing. I use Gatusso brand pizza sauce and I could eat it by the spoonful it's so good.

IAKaraokeGirl
02-16-2007, 11:50 PM
I'm thinking we need to send her some sauce, IowaMan!

Neige
02-16-2007, 11:57 PM
Ohhhhhhhhh a squeeze bottle! I've never seen pizza sauce in a squeeze bottle! It only comes in cans here!

And I think that sauce sounds like a good idea! :D:D:D

LixyChick
02-17-2007, 01:04 PM
lix...i heard the national guard came in to supply food and gas to those peeps stranded....at least you weren't one of 'em!
National Guard didn't get there till later on Thursday. Governor Rendell is really pissed off that nobody contacted him til late Thursday. He takes full responsibility and says he's looking into the communication breakdown and how to fix it so this kind of thing never happens again! D.O.T. is being called out for letting this happen. Gov. Rendell used to be mayor of Philly and he's really a pretty cool guy. He'll have the heads of those responsible for this!

Lilith
02-17-2007, 02:38 PM
Godiva ice cream makes me cream.

Pita
02-17-2007, 03:50 PM
I'm really nervous about this event I have to go to tonight.

IowaMan
02-17-2007, 08:09 PM
I'm thinking we need to send her some sauce, IowaMan!
I can't believe this one got past me last night. :spin:

So, how much sauce would you like for us to send you PixieSprite? :D

Oldfart
02-17-2007, 08:19 PM
Long ago and far away when I worked for Pizza Hut (between jobs) we used to sprinkle sugar on a small pizza base, cook it in the oven, then eat with ice-cream.

IAKaraokeGirl
02-17-2007, 08:38 PM
I can't believe this one got past me last night. :spin:

So, how much sauce would you like for us to send you PixieSprite? :D


Yeah, I was wondering where you were on this one. :D

OF, "dessert pizzas" have become fairly big here in the US in the last couple of years.

sodaklostsoul
02-17-2007, 11:24 PM
Long ago and far away when I worked for Pizza Hut (between jobs) we used to sprinkle sugar on a small pizza base, cook it in the oven, then eat with ice-cream.
Hey!!!!! We never did that when I worked for Pizza Hut, no fair!!!

Oldfart
02-17-2007, 11:42 PM
We had a little less supervision than most.

IAKaraokeGirl
02-17-2007, 11:47 PM
It's damn hard to crush up Skor candy bars.

Coaster
02-17-2007, 11:57 PM
It's damn hard to crush up Skor candy bars.

Chew them up and spit them out! :D

Or just use a hammer!

sodaklostsoul
02-18-2007, 12:02 AM
Ziplock bag and a hammer.

scotzoidman
02-18-2007, 12:04 AM
The Gateway Bridge here in town freezes up real fast, & it's kinda fun to watch the news videos of cars spinning around...as long as nobody gets hurt...

IAKaraokeGirl
02-18-2007, 12:09 AM
Ziplock bag and a hammer.


I wish I'd have thought of that before I spent 3209482059853 minutes using the end of my rolling pin and a bowl. :rolleyes:

I'm not even going to acknowledge Coaster's post. ;)

Oldfart
02-18-2007, 12:17 AM
IAKG

Stick them in the freezer first, makes them stiffer and more likely to break rather than just deform.

IAKaraokeGirl
02-18-2007, 12:21 AM
Man, where were you people an hour ago? :D


That'll teach me to try *anything* before checking with my Pixies experts. ;)

sodaklostsoul
02-18-2007, 12:39 AM
Geez, good idea Oldfart.....Oh, I learned something today. :D

Oldfart
02-18-2007, 02:10 AM
Yes, Pixies is the secret haven for SmartArses-R-Us.

Lilith
02-18-2007, 09:15 AM
It's damn hard to crush up Skor candy bars.

I use my teeth. Damn skinny stuff is like crack!

IAKaraokeGirl
02-19-2007, 06:52 PM
*snicker*

I tell you what, I could get addicted to the bed & breakfast lifestyle. *sigh*

gekkogecko
02-19-2007, 07:19 PM
Something

wyndhy
02-20-2007, 01:09 PM
how original^^^ :p

sodaklostsoul
02-20-2007, 11:27 PM
Something
Hey.......I posted that first!!! /me stamps foot like a child.

:tongue:

wyndhy
02-21-2007, 12:19 PM
:D that's why i said he was being original.

IowaMan
02-21-2007, 12:27 PM
I guess I'm not quite feeling up to making the trip to the courthouse in Anamosa and then going to Cedar Rapids for Long John Silver's today. :(


Sorry wyndhy, I guess we'll have to "cyber-dine" tomorrow. :D

wyndhy
02-21-2007, 12:32 PM
no prob...just don't forget the malt vinegar. :D

WildIrish
02-21-2007, 12:42 PM
OMG!!!

I love fish & chips with malt vinegar!


Wonder if there's a drivethrough around here. :D






Oh crap! :hb:

WildIrish
02-21-2007, 12:44 PM
Fuck



I mean :banghead:

sodaklostsoul
02-21-2007, 01:13 PM
Hmmm, I thought WI was giving up window food. :D

WildIrish
02-21-2007, 01:18 PM
Hmmm, I thought WI was giving up window food. :D


Yeah...that's why I was trying to do the headbanging smilie, but I fucked up and used the happy birthday one. lmao

I'm not too bright, ya know. ha ha

sodaklostsoul
02-21-2007, 01:21 PM
Baa!!!!

WildIrish
02-21-2007, 01:22 PM
Very good point!

I'm happy they don't serve sheep through windows. :p

sodaklostsoul
02-21-2007, 01:32 PM
Of course they don't, their legs are too short.

IowaMan
02-22-2007, 04:57 PM
There's a new Grey's Anatomy on tonight and IowaMan will be watching it from the comfort of his own couch instead of from a hospital bed like he was sort of worried he may be doing. :nana:

sodaklostsoul
02-22-2007, 11:55 PM
On Nashville Star, Blaine called Zack sexy!!!!

IowaMan
02-23-2007, 08:36 AM
Morning wood again today. And again today nobody to share it with. :(

wyndhy
02-23-2007, 09:06 AM
On Nashville Star, Blaine called Zack sexy!!!!
i wish i knew what nashville star was. :D

IAKaraokeGirl
02-23-2007, 10:14 AM
I'm grateful there's no snow in the forecast tomorrow before my kids' flight.

ReaperWoman
02-23-2007, 11:09 AM
Well my OH's out of the country again. Next visit: "about" 6 weeks...

WildIrish
02-23-2007, 11:14 AM
Travelling husbands love getting naked pictures of their wives emailed to them, but if disk space is an issue...might I suggest storing them on the Pixie server? :D

ReaperWoman
02-23-2007, 11:34 AM
:p Well all the ones posted here already (plus a few just for him ;)) got put on to a cd and slipped into his bags, with a message on the front thtat may seem innocent and boring to anyone else, but he'll know exactly what it is...




Can't wait to hear what he thinks of them! :D

WildIrish
02-23-2007, 11:42 AM
I'm sure he'll be counting his frequent flier miles to see if he has enough to get back to you!

ReaperWoman
02-23-2007, 12:15 PM
Hmmm... Well this visit was pretty spontaneous, but I guess I can always hope it might happen twice in one year! :wish:






If only he could :teleport:

WildIrish
02-23-2007, 01:06 PM
I'm convinced that when, not if, teleportation becomes possible...it will be a Pixie's name on the patent. :roflmao:

IAKaraokeGirl
02-23-2007, 04:06 PM
My sweetie's name is on a patent application currently. Unfortunately, it's not for a teleporter. :D

Miss-Honey-Bee
02-23-2007, 04:48 PM
I kept my high heels and belt on while we were at it last night. It was SO HOT!

Me, horny again? No...

IowaMan
02-24-2007, 04:46 PM
The power has gone out here three times in the last half hour. The ice and wind don't appear to be letting up any so I'm thinking this isn't going to be a fun evening. :mad:

wyndhy
02-24-2007, 05:27 PM
being mad won't help:p:D...get yourself ready.. grab a flashlight, lots o' blankets, a good book and ride it out with a smile

IowaMan
02-24-2007, 05:36 PM
wyndhy broke my flashlight the other day while playing smut games with me. She broke it over my head. It was a really cool one shaped like a bottle of malt vinegar from Long John Silver's. :rofl:



Or did you mean you wanted me to ride the flashlight out with a smile on my face? :hot:

wyndhy
02-24-2007, 05:41 PM
iowaman left me to die alone...a loser...so technically, i gave him no such advice. i'm dead. :p

IowaMan
02-24-2007, 05:52 PM
I would take it back if I could wyndhy. :nod:

wyndhy
02-24-2007, 06:09 PM
not a chance! it was fun. :D

Lilith
02-24-2007, 06:12 PM
I have been out whoring around on Pixies today.

LuckY_Day
02-24-2007, 06:16 PM
i went rock climbing with Burt Reynolds but you didn't hear that from me

wyndhy
02-24-2007, 06:16 PM
i think that's wonderful.
















whore. :p:D

wyndhy
02-24-2007, 06:18 PM
i went rock climbing with Burt Reynolds but you didn't hear that from me
really?

i mean, that's interesting.

i mean, who?
:D

Irezumi Kiss
02-24-2007, 06:32 PM
I'm still a bit giddy from last night's drunk.

Lilith
02-24-2007, 06:37 PM
I just opened this Frascati, Fontina Candida and the name gives me the giggles.

wyndhy
02-24-2007, 06:59 PM
i can see why^^^

scotzoidman
02-25-2007, 02:23 AM
I just opened this Frascati, Fontina Candida and the name gives me the giggles.

I'd like to watch that all night...

Oh, sorry, my bad, I thought she said "jiggles"...

IAKaraokeGirl
02-25-2007, 02:26 AM
I plan to spend most of tomorrow (well, today) doing absolutely nothing.

Irezumi Kiss
02-25-2007, 01:26 PM
I wish I could do nothing today. Well, my nothing instead of someone else's nothing!

IAKaraokeGirl
02-26-2007, 11:50 AM
You're not allowed to sleep in Midway Airport at night unless it's in the ticketing area, past security. :rolleyes:

wyndhy
02-26-2007, 02:03 PM
i was delayed at midway once, but not overnight...i hope you didn't go to that chinese food place at the court to eat! :eew:

IowaMan
02-26-2007, 06:25 PM
Got a birthday present in the mail today from my sister.

wyndhy
02-26-2007, 07:28 PM
good. so you aren't ticked at her anymore, then?

IowaMan
02-28-2007, 03:45 PM
I'm reading "Notes From Underground" by Fyodor Dostoevsky just for the fun of it.

(Tell me that's not odd.)

wyndhy
02-28-2007, 03:53 PM
what's so odd about reading what's considered to be the world's premier existentialist work by a man considered to be the best russian author ever and certainly one of the most influential 19th century novelists?
:d

WildIrish
02-28-2007, 03:59 PM
what's so odd about reading what's considered to be the world's premier existentialist work by a man considered to be the best russian author ever and certainly one of the most influential 19th century novelists?


Well first of all...It contains an all-out assault on Enlightenment rationalism and the idea of progress which foreshadows many such assaults in the mid-to-late twentieth century! How odd is that?

wyndhy
02-28-2007, 04:00 PM
that's pretty fucked up. :p:D

IowaMan
02-28-2007, 04:02 PM
Well......... when you consider that it's on my nightstand on top of "Jeff Foxworthy's Redneck Dictionary II" it seems a bit odd. I guess I'm just a well rounded guy huh? :roflmao:

wyndhy
02-28-2007, 04:12 PM
better well rounded than flat and lifeless.

i never did get jeff foxworthy ... prolly cause i'm not from the south ... but i can get behind andrew dice clay. oh!
:D

WildIrish
02-28-2007, 04:14 PM
Man...in his prime, Dice was great!

IowaMan
02-28-2007, 04:15 PM
Little Boy Blew! He needed the money! Whoa!!!! :rofl:

wyndhy
02-28-2007, 04:16 PM
old motha hubbard went to the cupboard
to fetch her dog a bone.
she bent ova and rova took ova
and gave her a bone of his own

OH!

:roflmao:

wyndhy
02-28-2007, 04:18 PM
that ^^^ might violate pixie smut laws. :D

osuche
02-28-2007, 07:27 PM
I am at a perosnal energy low today

Booger
02-28-2007, 09:13 PM
Peter Peter pussy eater
had a wife but couldn't eat her
put her in a pumpkin shell
and there he fucked her up the ass as well
whoa!!!

sodaklostsoul
02-28-2007, 09:17 PM
Jack and Jill each went up the hill with a buck and a quarter,
Jill came down with two fifty.
OH!

Oh, I also got told today that my name was sumitted for a transfer to another store when mine closes. :)

1nutworld
02-28-2007, 09:34 PM
Wow, and I thought that all the talk out of Boston was because Andrew Dice Clay was making a come back. Come to find out it's some pitcher for the Sawx......who's nickname is Dice-K.

Thanks for bringing up all the Dice Clay standards folks.!!

IowaMan
03-01-2007, 04:36 AM
The Cedar Rapids Gazette is apparently delivered at around 3:15am.


And Soda............... :nana::nana::nana:

WildIrish
03-01-2007, 08:50 AM
Peter Peter pussy eater
had a wife and couldn't eat her
put her in a pumpkin shell,
now the pumpkin smells like fish!

OH!!!

WildIrish
03-01-2007, 08:52 AM
Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet
Eating her curds and whey
Along came a spider, he sat down beside her
He said "Hey, what's in the bowl bitch"

OHHHH!

IowaMan
03-01-2007, 08:54 AM
Hickory Dickory Dock
This bi........


Um maybe I'd best not write that one huh? :D

wyndhy
03-01-2007, 09:13 AM
Oh, I also got told today that my name was sumitted for a transfer to another store when mine closes. :)
yay!!! one less worry.

IowaMan
03-01-2007, 07:45 PM
When I look out the window I can't even see the house across the street from me because the snow is blowing so badly. :yikes:

Belial
03-02-2007, 08:33 AM
Anyways, ayyyyyfter I focked 'er..... :D

Lilith
03-03-2007, 03:41 PM
I went to go get new glasses today. I knew I needed a red and a black pair. I bought not 1, but 2 purple pairs :p

IowaMan
03-03-2007, 04:36 PM
I wish I had a new computer. I actually had most of a full head of hair when I got this one (9 yrs ago).

sodaklostsoul
03-03-2007, 06:15 PM
That's a long time for a puter^^^^!!!!!!
I've had the basic parts of mine for 6 yrs. but the rest has been reconstructed twice.

IowaMan
03-04-2007, 08:53 AM
I get to watch the Cubs play today on TV for the first time this season. :nana:


And yep Soda, there's an engraving on the back of the cpu that says "Property of Slate Quarry Co."

Lilith
03-04-2007, 08:59 AM
Do you have to scmper your feet to get it to turn on?

osuche
03-04-2007, 10:37 AM
My computer is 5 years old....and I really don't want a new one! :p

sodaklostsoul
03-04-2007, 02:01 PM
Taking the child Cosmic Mini Golfing later.

PantyFanatic
03-04-2007, 02:13 PM
Hickory Dickory Dock
Three mice ran up the clock
The clock stuck one
And the other two escaped with minor injuries

:gb:

PantyFanatic
03-04-2007, 02:33 PM
I wish I had a new computer. I actually had most of a full head of hair when I got this one (9 yrs ago).
I too had a full head of hair when I got my first computer. :fix:

I've kept it in a box under my bed, (along with my hair) even though I've upgraded a few times.

lizzardbits
03-04-2007, 02:45 PM
hey! Bald is beautiful!

PantyFanatic
03-04-2007, 05:07 PM
:rolleyes: *I didn't think she could hear me say that from under her skirt here*

rabbit
03-04-2007, 08:00 PM
I am leaving on a business trip tomorrow to Greensboro, NC.

Sooo happy to be getting out of the snow!

:)

IowaMan
03-04-2007, 08:07 PM
Thanks to a pump I bought last spring for just such an emergency, my basement floor is now dry(ish). :)

IowaMan
03-05-2007, 08:10 AM
Looks like I'm going twice in a row. Hopefully I'm not breaking any rule. :D


When the time comes for me to take my last breath, if I am given the choice to be listening to whatever music I want, I will choose "Mona Lisa" by Nat King Cole.

scotzoidman
03-05-2007, 12:07 PM
Put a brand new set of strings on my Strat, & didn't even get to take it out of the case at practice yesterday...

1nutworld
03-05-2007, 01:05 PM
tweaking my resume(s) today and making a call about a job.

wyndhy
03-05-2007, 02:36 PM
good luck, nut.

i hope you're havin a safe trip rabbit

soda...did you have an out of this world time? :D

iowa...i must know, why that song?

lil, i bet they good though. ;)

IowaMan
03-05-2007, 03:05 PM
iowa...i must know, why that song?
A couple of reasons really wyndhy. Some that I'll keep to myself but I can share one.

The first time I held my oldest baby niece in my arms, she was just a couple of hours old, I looked at her face and for some reason I just started to sing that song to her. She's 15 now but whenever I hear that song I am taken back to that moment and everything is fine in my world.

And it would have to be Nat King Cole singing it simply because he has the most beautiful voice I have ever heard and I cannot think of a better way to leave this world than to be listening to him.

ReaperWoman
03-05-2007, 03:06 PM
Orange mousse is the best! :nod:

BlondBabe
03-05-2007, 03:26 PM
Because so many people have been wondering whether or not the pics I have been posting was before or after I had my daughter 5 months ago......


Their after! :p


Just thought I would throw that out there!

1nutworld
03-05-2007, 03:38 PM
Because so many people have been wondering whether or not the pics I have been posting was before or after I had my daughter 5 months ago......


Their after! :p


Just thought I would throw that out there!
:faint:

osuche
03-05-2007, 03:53 PM
My right hip hurts today and I've been feeling like a good cry

scotzoidman
03-05-2007, 03:59 PM
:console:

Lilith
03-05-2007, 04:04 PM
13 year old boys luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurv pornography and love to share it with their friends

1nutworld
03-05-2007, 04:05 PM
13 year old boys luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurv pornography and love to share it with their friends

so do 31 year old boys, but they figure their friends can buy their own!

wyndhy
03-05-2007, 04:19 PM
My right hip hurts today and I've been feeling like a good cry
then you should have one. ((hug))

osuche
03-05-2007, 04:42 PM
then you should have one. ((hug))


Thanks, I needed that. Of course, my office should provide a better crying room than a smelly bathroom. But at least there's privacy. :p

IowaMan
03-05-2007, 04:52 PM
(((((((((((((((((((((((osuche))))))))))))))))))))))))))

I wish there was more I could do to help out. :console:

PantyFanatic
03-05-2007, 11:09 PM
It's SPHERICAL! :nana:


The universe is spherical.

:line:It's ALL spherical!!!!:line:



Don't worry about it, ;)...........just tell your kids "it's ALL spherical". :)

(It started with some crummy, home-made, steel cylinders to calibrate my dime store scale and *GOONG* 'euphony' ..................... It's all spherical! :D ........... [Ockman's razor and all that;) ] ............. It IS spherical! )

Scarecrow
03-05-2007, 11:21 PM
I've seen this ^^^^ somewhere before, haven't I???

PantyFanatic
03-05-2007, 11:39 PM
Was a new thought for me that I just had to shout some where. :D





:rofl:

Oldfart
03-06-2007, 12:41 AM
Didn't I hear the term "lumpy spheroid" recently as a description of the Universe?

osuche, is your hip any better? If I can't give your feet a rub, at least I can give your thoughts a massage.

osuche
03-06-2007, 01:03 AM
Yep, it's better...thanks for asking.

Too much sitting makes me stiff, but it's nothing a good workout can't fix. I'm lucky that way - sweat makes everything better.

Now, if I could only find a more fun way to get sweaty... ;)

Oldfart
03-06-2007, 01:12 AM
I suspect some of our forum-mates may have some novel suggestions.

lizzardbits
03-06-2007, 02:32 AM
Mmmmhummmm

Belial
03-06-2007, 07:10 AM
My right hip hurts today and I've been feeling like a good cry
aww :console:

*big bear huggles for osuche*

PantyFanatic
03-06-2007, 09:34 AM
Didn't I hear the term "lumpy spheroid" recently as a description of the Universe?......
I hadn't. :) And after googling it, I still haven't regarding totality, but it seems to not contradict the many subs that are listed. I only expect any thoughts of mine to be original to me but enjoy the few longer journeys to disproval and the rarer yet ones of confirmation. :sad:






:rofl:

wyndhy
03-06-2007, 09:57 AM
pf, if that's so, you realy ought to ovoid sharing. :p

WildIrish
03-06-2007, 12:33 PM
I've never heard of a sub that is allowed to contradict.


:confused:

Oldfart
03-06-2007, 04:01 PM
But they'd get around to it eventually.

themi01
03-06-2007, 05:40 PM
That new job didn't work out so It's back to contract land nothing wrong with it it just isn't steady enough for me

wyndhy
03-06-2007, 06:24 PM
bummer. ^^^ better luck in the future

bananababe82
03-06-2007, 06:46 PM
and after a recent string of dates gone bad and guys that don't understand what it means that you don't call back, I've decided to go into the greeting card business. I don't think Hallmark makes a card that says:

"I'm sorry. I can't see you anymore. I don't think we're a good match. You wear your pants like a plumber and I gave up crack years ago." :kissass:

osuche
03-07-2007, 01:43 AM
My mother needs a total hip replacrement and that means I may get to take care of her for a couple of months.

wyndhy
03-07-2007, 09:50 AM
i wish her a speedy recovery.

WildIrish
03-07-2007, 01:12 PM
I thought I could see the light at the end of the tunnel, but it was just some bastard with a torch, bringing me more work.

scotzoidman
03-08-2007, 12:04 PM
For me the light at the end of the tunnel was always an oncoming train.

IowaMan
03-08-2007, 02:28 PM
Stopped in the grocery early this morning and was shocked to see that choice grade sirloin steak was cheaper ($2.89/lb) than round steak ($3.43/lb).

WildIrish
03-08-2007, 03:23 PM
Stopped in the grocery early this morning and was shocked to see that choice grade sirloin steak was cheaper ($2.89/lb) than round steak ($3.43/lb).


They put steak on sale for the 14th. :D

IowaMan
03-08-2007, 03:30 PM
They put steak on sale for the 14th. :D
Suppose I should've continued on down to the fish counter to see if they could've rounded out my meal for the day then huh? :D

Oh, that was terrible of me. :p

IowaMan
03-09-2007, 06:47 AM
According to the morning news there were over 13,400 power poles replaced in the state of Iowa because of the snow/ice storms of a couple of weeks ago.


And in a second "something" I still have only the steak portion of the day all set to go for the 14th. :(

dicksbro
03-09-2007, 06:54 AM
I see our wonderful governor has proposed the largest tax increase in the history of Illinois.

I can see where moving south to Tennessee or someplace is starting to look better and better.

1nutworld
03-09-2007, 08:07 AM
And in a second "something" I still have only the steak portion of the day all set to go for the 14th. :(

Well, you're ahead of me as I've got neither for the 14th.

IowaMan
03-09-2007, 08:39 AM
You slide your penis in, you pull your penis out.
You slide your penis in, and you shake it all about.

You do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around.
That's what it's all about!


At least that's sort of how it goes if I remember correctly. Been an awfully long time for me. :(

WildIrish
03-09-2007, 08:49 AM
It's like riding a bicycle.

Keep a steady pace, maintain your balance,








and











Try to avoid leaving skidmarks. :p

IowaMan
03-09-2007, 05:48 PM
It's a rainy, foggy afternoon here today.

dicksbro
03-10-2007, 06:30 AM
It's still dark here at 5:30AM

dicksbro
03-10-2007, 06:40 AM
Say, Sharni would love this ... all about Toygers ... domestic cats bred to look and move like tigers ...

http://cosmos.bcst.yahoo.com/up/player/popup/?rn=49750&cl=2064559&ch=61492&src=news

The clip was from abc news .. if it's no longer available, I suspect you could search for Toyger and find out more about these cats. They are cute as they can be.

IowaMan
03-10-2007, 07:51 AM
It's supposed to reach 50F here today! :nana:


Hmmmm, feels a bit pathetic to be getting so excited about that.

Irezumi Kiss
03-10-2007, 06:12 PM
It's supposed to reach 50F here today! :nana:


Hmmmm, feels a bit pathetic to be getting so excited about that.
Pathetic my ASS!

It's so deliciously warmer here finally that I have to hold myself back from streaking up and down the street!

And it's gonna last for FIVE DAYS! Yesssssssssss! Fuck the cold weather!

:nana: :nana: :nana:

osuche
03-10-2007, 06:22 PM
I got my hair cut into a sexy new style...not bad after 14 months without a hair cut

IowaMan
03-10-2007, 07:02 PM
The fajitas I made for dinner........ ARE AWESOME!!!! :thumb:



And osuche, you could do a Britney Spears shave job to your head and you'd still be absolutely sexy. I'd love to see the new do though. :nod:

scotzoidman
03-10-2007, 08:52 PM
We have new fence around the flower beds, & the whole family has caught cold...

IowaMan
03-10-2007, 08:59 PM
I saw the Georgia Satellites in concert when I was in college.

Booger
03-10-2007, 10:06 PM
I saw the Georgia Satellites in concert when I was in college.


I hope you ket them go again

sodaklostsoul
03-10-2007, 11:15 PM
I hate being female. Emotions suck!! Hormones suck!!!

PantyFanatic
03-10-2007, 11:30 PM
TOTALLY for shit day! :hair:

Started into 4 projects and completed NOTHING, accomplished NOTHING.
Each one opened to a cluster of additional roadblocks or details needing to be done. :banghead:


Then was informed that the beast with the bag of life turmoil/crisis has bivwacked in our family.
:faint:

sodaklostsoul
03-10-2007, 11:32 PM
Sorry to hear that PF..................your day really sucked!! I did'nt get everything I wanted done at work but oh well.

Think I'll maybe actually stop by chat after I go to the kitchen for ice cream.

IowaMan
03-11-2007, 03:13 AM
I could really use about 15 hours of sleep.

IowaMan
03-13-2007, 02:04 AM
I just had an "Al Bundy" moment a few minutes ago while listening to some 80's music. Oh how I enjoyed high school football. :p

I never did score four touchdowns in a single game though.

mara
03-13-2007, 05:20 AM
I just got eight hours of sleep!! I usually just get 3 or 4. Wow, I feel so awake for a change!

dicksbro
03-13-2007, 06:19 AM
I got my Mazda MX3 polished yesterday. :)

sodaklostsoul
03-13-2007, 10:40 AM
My boss told me yesterday that our whole company is being bought out by a company from Australia. I guess the name stays and we'll now be privately owned. Works for me, course I still have'nt gotten the final word on the closing transfer, as long as they come in and clean house cause the ones running the company now have not impressed me.

osuche
03-13-2007, 10:56 AM
I drove my husband to BART today...it made him really happy. :)

IowaMan
03-13-2007, 01:26 PM
Perhaps it's my Big Ten bias but I somehow ended up with Ohio State beating UCLA for the NCAA National Basketball Championship in my bracket.

WildIrish
03-13-2007, 02:06 PM
Perhaps it's my Big Ten bias but I somehow ended up with Ohio State beating UCLA for the NCAA National Basketball Championship in my bracket.


I'd love to see Central beat Ohio but I just don't see it happening. I'm really in the mood for a good Cinderella story.

I'm torn between Texas A&M and Memphis.

But then again...Duke is just so fucking tough.


Someone stop me! :sad:

IowaMan
03-13-2007, 02:13 PM
It's the first time in years that my pen didn't just go on autopilot and write "Duke" into one of the Final 4 slots.

I ended up with Florida, UCLA, Georgetown and Ohio State. And I really don't know how I got to that conclusion. :shrug:

IowaMan
03-14-2007, 07:28 AM
I just tried to reply to a PM but the person's mailbox was full and needs to be cleaned out. ;)

sodaklostsoul
03-14-2007, 10:18 AM
/me waves to IowaMan.


Abner is being an attention whore.

IowaMan
03-14-2007, 10:35 AM
Hiya Soda! :wave:

I've got a friend who seems to be in a very good mood today and that makes me very happy. :)

Oldfart
03-15-2007, 06:18 PM
I finally saw "Pan's Labyrinth".

I didn't mind it.

If you've seen it, did you like it?

cherrypie7788
03-15-2007, 07:26 PM
I just ate three oranges because they are SO good. Now my lips feel weird.

Lilith
03-15-2007, 07:41 PM
I finally saw "Pan's Labyrinth".

I didn't mind it.

If you've seen it, did you like it?

I saw it and liked it very much.

Booger
03-15-2007, 09:05 PM
Cats don't fetch

Neige
03-15-2007, 09:24 PM
These (http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/2007/03/ppppbbbbttthh_b.html) are gorgeous!!!!!!!!!!

sodaklostsoul
03-15-2007, 11:16 PM
Spent 3 hours searching for the perfect birthday invitation, printing them and helping the child write them out.

PantyFanatic
03-16-2007, 12:31 AM
These (http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/2007/03/ppppbbbbttthh_b.html) are gorgeous!!!!!!!!!!
I agree! :D















.... OH :o you were talking about the link, not the avatar.

dicksbro
03-16-2007, 05:00 AM
It's still dark out right now.

Oldfart
03-16-2007, 07:09 AM
Yes, but you'll see the light before me.

BTW, having fun trying to work out a wireless internet connection.

WildIrish
03-16-2007, 09:37 AM
The snow if coming!

wyndhy
03-16-2007, 11:07 AM
it if?

:p

WildIrish
03-16-2007, 01:04 PM
it if?

:p


Don't make fun of my lifp. :mad:

IowaMan
03-16-2007, 01:45 PM
I really needed to follow college basketball more closely this season. The ACC teams are absolutely KILLING my chances in this pool. :(

wyndhy
03-16-2007, 02:17 PM
Don't make fun of my lifp. :mad:
thorry

WildIrish
03-16-2007, 02:37 PM
I know you all will find this fascinating.


The leader of Egypt from 2356 bc to 2323 bc was Wenis. :D


Wenis had two wives! Imagine that? Two wives having to share one Wenis? How difficult they had it back then!

Wenis had a son with Queen Nebet. His son's name was Prince Wenisakh. I know from my favorite book that akh means "son of"...so his name is Son of Wenis. :roflmao:

Learn something new each day, huh?

WildIrish
03-16-2007, 02:39 PM
By the way, wenis is also slang for "the skin on one's elbow".



Would anyone like to see my wenis?

Would you like to touch it? It's so smooth when the wrinkles are out. ;)

IowaMan
03-16-2007, 03:00 PM
Keep your wenis off the table during dinner WI! :rofl:

sodaklostsoul
03-16-2007, 09:27 PM
By the way, wenis is also slang for "the skin on one's elbow".



Would anyone like to see my wenis?

Would you like to touch it? It's so smooth when the wrinkles are out. ;)
Please don't poke me in the eye with that wenis.

dicksbro
03-17-2007, 02:15 AM
I know you all will find this fascinating.

The leader of Egypt from 2356 bc to 2323 bc was Wenis. :D

Wenis had two wives! Imagine that? Two wives having to share one Wenis? How difficult they had it back then!

Wenis had a son with Queen Nebet. His son's name was Prince Wenisakh. I know from my favorite book that akh means "son of"...so his name is Son of Wenis. :roflmao:

Learn something new each day, huh?

I can see you've done a lot of Wenis probing ... but, does Wenis have a climax?

Oldfart
03-17-2007, 02:33 AM
WI

Wenis the next episode in your story?

IowaMan
03-17-2007, 08:07 AM
I slept until 7am today. Not sure about my wenis. :p