tell me something...

[Oldfart]

There's a flaw in that logic.

We'll discuss this in July.

[PantyFanatic]

That thinking sounds good to me. :shrug:

It must be an up-over thing. ;)

[gekkogecko]

Exhausted & a little sore from running around helping run Maryland Faerie Festival. ( http://www.marylandfaeriefestival.org/index.html ). But it went well, so it was worth it.

[ShadowDancer]

I didn't get terminated...this month. I have another 30 days to meet their production goals...or face the same fate. If I make it again, I get another 30 days. I just wish they hadn't strung me along for FOUR freakin' days(after telling me I was being terminated, then going, "oh wait, maybe not...")...the stress about drove me MAD! :banghead:

[Lord Snow]

That truly does suck. At least you're getting the chance to prove yourself though. Keep up the good work, and keep your eye open for something else.

[Oldfart]

I just wish they hadn't strung me along for FOUR freakin' days(after telling me I was being terminated, then going, "oh wait, maybe not...")...the stress about drove me MAD! :banghead:

How is that not bullying in the workplace?

[ShadowDancer]

How is that not bullying in the workplace?


i don't know...all i can say is IT SUCKED! and NOT in a good way! LOL

[PantyFanatic]

Their new 'motivation program' could give conditioning tests for organizing your soundest strengths to take into your next job that you should be diligently seeking right now. With good moves and a bit of luck you may be able to provide them with YOUR letter of evaluation. :nod:

[gekkogecko]

()*#&@ computer system the past couple of days.

[Oldfart]

I'm not familiar with that brand.

Is it local?

[AZRedHot]

So I'm at Lane Bryant, not 'alf an hour ago, there to buy cute panties and perhaps try on one of the new bikinis they're selling for the big gals this year (which they don't have in store, sadly), and as I check out, we're discussing bikinis, and how it's a revolutionary act for big gals to wear them, and the salesgirl looks at me again and says, "Wait...aren't you that lady who always buys the hot and naughty stuff?"

"I might well be...I was here before Valentine's Day."

Evidently, I've earned myself a rep. One I can live with, though. :)

[gekkogecko]

Evidently, I've earned myself a rep.

Oh, it's not whether or not you have earned the rep, it's whether or not you live up to it.

[AZRedHot]

Oh, it's not whether or not you have earned the rep, it's whether or not you live up to it.

Are you suggesting I haven't?

[Oldfart]

I had lunch today with my son at an iconic place.

[Lord Snow]

I got done downloading Diablo 3, and am thoroughly enjoying the game.

[Rhiannon]

the company i was working from home closed up shop ugh

[scotzoidman]

Wife is out of town, visiting relatives in AL; just me, the dog, & the sound of #2 son gaming online (& cursing other gamers with language he might have learned from me) :ranting:

[dicksbro]

Walked almost four miles (2 2-mile walks) yesterday and washed two of my cars. Beautiful day!

[scotzoidman]

Some men are truly dogs. They should be led around by their dicks on leashes. And not in the way some have begged me to :p
Actually, that's pretty much how it works already...

[Lilith]

ha ha. Thanks for the visual :p

[gekkogecko]

Date with my once-and-future girlfriend last night. Improvements to the relationship were part of that date.

[Lilith]

pssst. My #2 Most Honorable Son is off becoming a ninja.

[scotzoidman]

Another visual (sort of).

[Lord Snow]

Is he actually learning Ninjutsu and the art being invisible, or is he studying another form of the martial arts?

[Lilith]

He became a black belt in Kenpo Karate after 6 years of training.

[PantyFanatic]

Congrats and ^5 him for me. That's a LONG time and LOT of work for a young dude. :thumbs:

[Lord Snow]

I'd say that's 6 years well spent. Especially if he realizes that he isn't done learning or training.

[gekkogecko]

Another visual (sort of).


OK, I had to verify this for myself. http://thesaurus.com/browse/ninjas?s=t

[Fangtasia]

I had the best weekend....and i've come to the conclusion late nights/early morning finishes to partying take me more than a day to get over *L* Oh well was bloody fun at the time. I got to meet with my lady friend ;)

[Lord Snow]

I am no longer employed at that particular crap hole warehouse. I will be starting a new job at another warehouse in the hopes that it will contain slightly less b/s.

[AZRedHot]

I am no longer employed at that particular crap hole warehouse. I will be starting a new job at another warehouse in the hopes that it will contain slightly less b/s.

Congrats!

[Lord Snow]

Thank you.

[AZRedHot]

You're welcome.

I'm listening to the new Shins album...I like it so far.

[Oldfart]

I long ago realised that you work for free, it's the aggravation you're paid for.

[gekkogecko]

I am no longer employed at that particular crap hole warehouse. I will be starting a new job at another warehouse in the hopes that it will contain slightly less b/s.

So, the first warehouse stocked bullshit? Or crap holes? (Or, of course, both ?)

[AZRedHot]

So, the first warehouse stocked bullshit? Or crap holes? (Or, of course, both ?)

Where else would one put bullshit, but into crap holes?

[gekkogecko]

The usual storage place is bulls.

[Oldfart]

A warehouse for slightly less productive crapholes, perhaps.

[Oldfart]

Space-X launched today.

[dicksbro]

It's going to be another very warm sunny day, today. Whew! We cold use a nice day of slow and steady rain. If you've got any you can spare ... :)

[Oldfart]

Nah, we're in dry season now, aka brown summer.

[Aqua]

It's Beltane...fucking outdoors starts today!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EO6NkjbD6l8
*Likes this post*

(Pardon me for being late.)

[Lord Snow]

The girl I'm seeing got her first tattoos last night.

[jseal]

I hope they didn't hurt too much. :)

[Lord Snow]

Nah, she said they didn't. It was mainly the sitting still that was painful for her. We think she broke her tail bone a few weeks back.

[Oldfart]

I've been reading (on the web) about Radio Caroline, the pirate radio featured in "The Ship that Rocked" released in the US as "Pirate Radio". Fascinating stuff, in many ways more exciting than the movie.

It is a story of a government obsessed with controlling what can be broadcast and a group who fought back. Walnut and sledgehammer stuff, rather than David and Goliath.

And the story continues to this day.

[AZRedHot]

I loved that movie, and such a great soundtrack. Oh, and Bill Nighy!

[scotzoidman]

Wife bought paint for the front porch for this weekend, & since this is outside, exposed to the elements, prep work has expanded to its proper level of 90% of the job.

We just happened to have picked the day when we broke a 101-yr-old record high temp, with the ever present humidity to do it. I'm still re-hydrating. And hurting all over.

[PantyFanatic]

...............And the story continues to this day.
It does indeed! ............................ with many facets. :cool:

[AZRedHot]

Wife bought paint for the front porch for this weekend, & since this is outside, exposed to the elements, prep work has expanded to its proper level of 90% of the job.

We just happened to have picked the day when we broke a 101-yr-old record high temp, with the ever present humidity to do it. I'm still re-hydrating. And hurting all over.

I feel ya, Scotz. Today was my third day of hard labor on the AZ room. Fortunately, it was cooler today here than where you are. I made a command decision as we dragged ourselves into the house today: we're taking the next 2 days off. I can grout on Tuesday.

Swap massages with you?

[ShadowDancer]

stomach viruses are of the devil. there's one going around here that, according to my husband's doc, lasts from 3 to 7 days. my hubs had it about 5 days...my daughter(age 4) about 3 days. apparently its my turn to feel like death..day 3 for me. only person left in my house is my son(age 8). ICK!

[Lilith]

I got new ink today. Love it.

[Lord Snow]

Pics? Lots of pics? Need a photographer?

[Lilith]

Lord Snow are you on fb? If so PM me or add me there. Lots of pics there.

[PantyFanatic]

Fuck this 94F. :mad: They put Memorial Day on a HOT day so you don't forget how to want to kill something.

[Lord Snow]

PF, if I didn't know any better I'd say you really don't like heat.

[jseal]

In Baltimore, we compensate for the high heat (35C) by raising the humidity.

[Oldfart]

Fuck this 94F. :mad: They put Memorial Day on a HOT day so you don't forget how to want to kill something.

94F? Hot? 112F in Vegas was uncomfortably warm, 94 should be a doddle for you.

[Lilith]

It was a hell of a lot hotter than 112 in the elevators in Vegas :hot:

[jseal]

It was a hell of a lot hotter than 112 in the elevators in Vegas :hot:
:wtp:

[Lord Snow]

jseal, i think you'll have to subpoena the video from the hotel in order see that.

[Lilith]

:wtp:

On Aqua's computer I think ;)

[dicksbro]

Does that mean we can ask Aqua to show us them? :slurp:




:D

[Oldfart]

Perhaps he'll bring them to PAGAN XII.

[Jax]

Hoping for a good day today.

[Oldfart]

M and I are going to see "Dark Shadows".

[Lilith]

It looks so cute and Depp is just so darling.

[jay-t]

The Renn Faire is over for another year.Now just finish up the commision work and maybe take a vacation.The mountains sound good,where its cool!!!

[PantyFanatic]

The Renn Faire is over for another year.Now just finish up the commision work and maybe take a vacation.The mountains sound good,where its cool!!!
You already know the perfect place in mid July. :nod:

[Aqua]

It was a hell of a lot hotter than 112 in the elevators in Vegas :hot:
MmmHmmmm... :nod:

:hot:

[Aqua]

On Aqua's computer I think ;)
Hmmmmm, could be! :D

[Lord Snow]

I just got to Act 3 on Diablo 3. It's getting harder, but it's still a lot of fun.

[Fangtasia]

I have restarted D3 on the US server...went with a Monk this time around. Most Aussies are playing here.....

I have a Barbarian on the Europe server............so i switch between these 2 servers

[Lilith]

Kickball, sammiches and graduation. Today will be a great day!

[scotzoidman]

#1 son's live-in gf is still as useless as ever. #2 & I had to help #1 get the big furniture from the old apt. to the new one, right around the corner.
The smell in the old apt would make a buzzard gag.

[Fangtasia]

Woot Monk now in Nightmare mode................3 days to get through Normal....not too bad

[dicksbro]

Another nice looking day ahead. :thumbs:

[ShadowDancer]

I had about 3.5 hrs of sleep...had to get up at 5am est to pick up the husband from nigjt one of his sleep study. He has to be back at the sleep center for nigjt two at 8pm tonight. I think its time for a nap!

[Lord Snow]

Woot Monk now in Nightmare mode................3 days to get through Normal....not too bad

How are you flying through the game that fast? I've got almost 30 hours logged on my Demon Hunter and haven't completed Act 3 yet.

[Fangtasia]

I dunno LS.....different strategies maybe? The monk is pretty awesome too i must say

[Oldfart]

jseal,

How close did the twister come to your place?

No damage to you and dearone, we trust.

[shadowsfate]

Just coming home from spending most of the day with my kids. The drive to see them and the hour and a half sitting in uncomfortable seats about killed my back completely but was well worth it in exchange to being able to one of my daughter's dance recitals. Very proud of both my kids, just wish I was able to see them more often.

[jseal]

jseal,

How close did the twister come to your place?

No damage to you and dearone, we trust.
We were OK. Some folks we know out in Western Maryland had a bit of a scare, though. She posted about it on her Facebook page/wall/cliff... whatever.

[Lilith]

I'm off for summer vacation :yippee:

[PantyFanatic]

And you know where you have to go. ;)

[gekkogecko]

Blech! In just over two months, I hit 50.

[AZRedHot]

Blech! In just over two months, I hit 50.

Better than not making it to 50, GG. Celebrate!

[Oldfart]

Blech! In just over two months, I hit 50.

It's amazing how much being over 50 resembles being under 50. It's only significant if you make it so.

[sodaklostsoul]

Got freaked out the other night when I went to garage to get clothes from dryer and found a guy in there. Turned the light on and there he was. I yelled "who the hell are you" as I started backing out the door, then I started yelling for my Nephew. Guy ran out and around neighbor's. Sis called police but they didn't see him anywhere. What makes me mad is that for as loud as I can yell not one of the neighbors poked their head out the door to see what was going on.

Next time I yell FIRE!!!!! :)

[dicksbro]

That is down right scary, soda. Was the garage door open? I think I'd be tempted to keep them closed and locked.

[gekkogecko]

Next time I yell FIRE!!!!! :)


More effective if you're standing next to a squad of riflemen.

[sodaklostsoul]

That is down right scary, soda. Was the garage door open? I think I'd be tempted to keep them closed and locked.
Little door was unlocked on fenced in side, he had to go thru the gate.

[Oldfart]

Sounds like an argument for some panic alarms.

There are a number of small devices (half the size of a cigarette pack) which scream loudly when a pin is pulled. They can be put into handbags so that if the bag is grabbed, the alarm goes off and the bag becomes an embarassment.

They're only about 10 bucks each.

[Lord Snow]

There a few easy to install do it yourself home alarm kits out there. Protect America is monitored and fairly easy to install. A buddy of mine has it.

[gekkogecko]

I'm off to northern Maryland for a bit over a week. Not sure of the connectivity, so I may or may not be back in the interim.

[jseal]

Have fun! :wave:

[Oldfart]

. . . and take lots of pictures.

[Oldfart]

I am so over text-enhance. Every time my curser passes over an enhanced word, a bloody mini-window opens.

[Lilith]

I am going on a great California adventure next week to celebrate Mr. Lil and I not murdering each other after 25 years. PF is not in charge.


Let me repeat PF is NOT in charge while I am awol. No one is required to mail him anything. No one is required to send him pics or panties in order to post. His authority only goes as far as his own pants.

[Oldfart]

. . . and his post.

[AZRedHot]

Let me repeat PF is NOT in charge while I am awol. No one is required to mail him anything. No one is required to send him pics or panties in order to post. His authority only goes as far as his own pants.

:roflmao:

[Lilith]

. . . and his post.

Actually, I can still delete those from California :p :thumb:

[gigi]

Let me repeat PF is NOT in charge while I am awol. No one is required to mail him anything. No one is required to send him pics or panties in order to post. His authority only goes as far as his own pants.


I haven't laughed so hard in a while. Duly noted, however. :roflmao:

[Lilith]

http://img3-ec.etsystatic.com/000/0/6130865/il_fullxfull.224359875.jpg

[Oldfart]

Oh FFS Lilith. What are you trying to say?

[Lord Snow]

The motor is out of the ranchero. Now to start the rebuilding process.

[AZRedHot]

How many times have you rebuilt that automobile, m'lord?

[Lord Snow]

This will be the first time the motor has been taking out by me. I'm going to replace the oil pump, water pump, timing chain, reseal the whole motor from bottom to top, I have the heads at shop getting worked (hopefully it will be done soon). I'm even thinking about repainting the block while it's out.

[AZRedHot]

That sounds a lot like work.

[AZRedHot]

I think I got my laptop working again. I don't know what possessed it this last week, but thank goodness for restore disks and Time Machine.

[Lord Snow]

It's well worth the work in my eyes. I'm sure if you found a beautiful classic guitar that needed a bit of tlc (rather than just a new set of strings) you'd go forward with a loving hand.

[AZRedHot]

It's well worth the work in my eyes. I'm sure if you found a beautiful classic guitar that needed a bit of tlc (rather than just a new set of strings) you'd go forward with a loving hand.

You are mistaken; I have enough trouble playing the guitar without having a problem instrument to contend with. :D

[scotzoidman]

You are mistaken; I have enough trouble playing the guitar without having a problem instrument to contend with. :D
Must be a guy thing; I can't play a guitar w/o having had my hands all up inside it at some point :yikes:

[Lord Snow]

I doubt you have any troubles playing guitar AZ.

[AZRedHot]

Must be a guy thing; I can't play a guitar w/o having had my hands all up inside it at some point :yikes:

I think there's a tinkering/fiddling gene on the Y chromosome. If there's a button, guys gotta press it. If it makes noise, they have to make it do the noise. Mr. AZRH cannot get into my car (the rare occasions when I'm driving) and not open the glove box, turn on the light, and fiddle with the radio.

[AZRedHot]

I doubt you have any troubles playing guitar AZ.

And that is the illusion I strive to create. ;)

[Lilith]

I made fudge. I plan to take it down with me when I visit my folks Tuesday.

[Lord Snow]

I think there's a tinkering/fiddling gene on the Y chromosome. If there's a button, guys gotta press it. If it makes noise, they have to make it do the noise..

The girl I'm seeing does the same thing. Trust me, she's all woman.

[AZRedHot]

The girl I'm seeing does the same thing. Trust me, she's all woman.

Must be a match made in mechanical heaven. Good for you two! :)

[PantyFanatic]

More effective if you're standing next to a squad of riflemen.
:nod:

[PantyFanatic]

I am going on a great California adventure next week to celebrate Mr. Lil and I not murdering each other after 25 years.

PF is not in charge.
SURE! SURE!

She first sets me up for a drooling dream. :wish:






then.......................... :whack:























and away she goes leaving me .......














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..... again! :banghead:

[Lilith]

I have my panties on inside out, or so I discovered in the rest stop bathroom.

[AZRedHot]

Kitchen's clean, laundry's done, dinner's cooking, all before 9 a.m. Not bad for a Tuesday.

[Lord Snow]

I have my panties on inside out, or so I discovered in the rest stop bathroom.


Was it because you dressed in the dark or dressed in a hurry? Btw, skirts without panties are a more fun traveling companion.

[Rhiannon]

Was it because you dressed in the dark or dressed in a hurry? Btw, skirts without panties are a more fun traveling companion.


Poor lilith been there done that.. it worse when your daughter notices first. lmao

[Lilith]

Dressed in a hurry. I packed 2 skirts for this trip.I figure one of our days in napa should be a great day for a little sexy fun.

[Oldfart]

Now I'm stuck with the image of Lilith frolicking in the vines indulging in some unorthodox grape crushing. What would we call that vintage? Carnal cabernet?

[Lord Snow]

Must be a red. How about, not so pure pinot grigio?

[Oldfart]

Crackling Rosie '69?

[Fangtasia]

I had my dress fitting today...i love it!

[Oldfart]

Good to hear.

[dicksbro]

Bet the dress looks beautiful on you, Fangtasia. Very happy for you!

[Lilith]

I walked the golden gate bridge today. It was breathtaking.

[jseal]

If you can go to Muir Woods, go to Muir Woods.

[Oldfart]

Japan has just authorised the re-start of two reactors.

[jseal]

Perhaps these nuclear power generators could use a slogan from another product, "It takes a licking and keeps on ticking."

[Oldfart]

So long as the ticking isn't nearby Geigers.

[Lilith]

If you can go to Muir Woods, go to Muir Woods.
We were there today. It was so peaceful.

[Oldfart]

On a totally different level, Rodney King's dead.

[Lilith]

I went to the redwoods today. Frolicked in nature. I was terrified. A chipmunk nearly attaked me.

[Oldfart]

Life is like a penis --- simple, relaxed and hanging freely.

It's women who make it hard!!

[dicksbro]

^^^^ That's almost profound. :)

[PantyFanatic]

"....almost...."? :confused:




http://serve.mysmiley.net/love/love0030.gif (http://www.mysmiley.net)

[Oldfart]

Depends on how deeply it hangs.

[Lilith]

I rode in a hot air balloon today. Was very cool.

[Oldfart]

It's a wonderfully gentle way to see the landscape, if a little un-dignified getting in and out.

[sodaklostsoul]

I rode in a hot air balloon today. Was very cool.
Nice!!!!

[gekkogecko]

It's a wonderfully gentle way to see the landscape, if a little un-dignified getting in and out.

Lilith undignified? Doesn't happen.

[sodaklostsoul]

I'm too scared to call Boog's family. I don't want to intrude. :(

[Lilith]

I hope you called. ((((((soda)))))

I am flying home today.

[Oldfart]

I agree with Lil. Better to call and be treated coolly tan not call and miss an opportunity to share some respect.

[Oldfart]

This is not quite a joke, so I've posted this here.


Maybe one reason Chinese user manuals are hard to Understand.

You think English is easy??

I think a retired English teacher was bored.

THIS IS GREAT!

Read all the way to the end.................

This took a lot of work to put together!

1) The bandage was wound around the wound.
2) The farm was used to produce produce.
3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.
4) We must polish the Polish furniture..
5) He could lead if he would get the lead out.
6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert..
7) Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.
8) A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.
9) When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
10) I did not object to the object.
11) The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
12) There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.
13) They were too close to the door to close it.
14) The buck does funny things when the does are present.
15) A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.
16) To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.
17) The wind was too strong to wind the sail.
18) Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear..
19) I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.
20) How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?

Let's face it - English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant, nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins weren't invented in England or French fries in France . Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat. We take English for granted. But if we explore its paradoxes, we find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig..
And why is it that writers write but fingers don't fing, grocers don't groce and hammers don't ham? If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the plural of booth, beeth? One goose, 2 geese. So one moose, 2 meese? One index, 2 indices? Doesn't it seem crazy that you can make amends but not one amend?
If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it?
If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught? If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat? Sometimes I think all the English speakers should be committed to an asylum for the verbally insane. In what language do people recite at a play and play at a recital? Ship by truck and send cargo by ship? Have noses that run and feet that smell?
How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites? You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language in which your house can burn up as it burns down, in which you fill in a form by filling it out and in which, an alarm goes off by going on.
English was invented by people, not computers, and it reflects the creativity of the human race, which, of course, is not a race at all. That is why, when the stars are out, they are visible, but when the lights are out, they are invisible.
PS. - Why doesn't 'Buick' rhyme with 'quick' ?
You lovers of the English language might enjoy this ...
There is a two-letter word that perhaps has more meanings than any other two-letter word, and that is 'UP.'
It's easy to understand UP, meaning toward the sky or at the top of the list, but when we awaken in the morning, why do we wake UP ?
At a meeting, why does a topic come UP?
Why do we speak UP and why are the officers UP for election and why is it UP to the secretary to write UP a report?
We call UP our friends.
And we use it to brighten UP a room, polish UP the silver; we warm UP the leftovers and clean UP the kitchen.
We lock UP the house and some guys fix UP the old car.
At other times the little word has real special meaning.
People stir UP trouble, line UP for tickets, work UP an appetite, and think UP excuses.
To be dressed is one thing, but to be dressed UP is special.
A drain must be opened UP because it is stopped UP.
We open UP a store in the morning but we close it UP at night.
We seem to be pretty mixed UP about UP!
To be knowledgeable about the proper uses of UP, look the word UP in the dictionary.
In a desk-sized dictionary, it takes UP almost 1/4th of the page and can add UP to about thirty definitions.
If you are UP to it, you might try building UP a list of the many ways UP is used.
It will take UP a lot of your time, but if you don't give UP, you may wind UP with a hundred or more When it threatens to rain, we say it is clouding UP.
When the sun comes out we say it is clearingUP.
When it rains, it wets the earth and often messes things UP.
When it doesn't rain for awhile, things dry UP.
One could go on and on, but I'll wrap it UP, for now my time is UP, so.......it is time to shut UP!

[sodaklostsoul]

Too tire to read all that ^^^^ as it is past my bedtime.

[dicksbro]

Too tire to read all that ^^^^ as it is past my bedtime.
You have such good ideas. :D

[Oldfart]

No DB, it's HER bedtime.

[AZRedHot]

Truth!

http://autumn-and-eve.tumblr.com/post/25910254017/you-may-choose-two-it-is-never-all-three-finding

[Lord Snow]

I think that should go in the jokes thread. Because it's to funny not to be true.

[Oldfart]

15,000.

[Oldfart]

He's here! He's here!

Marty McFly arrived in the future on 27th June, 2012.

*** No he's not, I was mislead by an email.

He won't be here till 2015. Teach me to be careful.

[dicksbro]

Congratulations, OF, on reaching the 15,000 postings plateau! I think this calls for a celebration.

Here goes:

:nana::nana::nana:

:line:





(Bet that made the ol' heart beat a bit faster, didn't it? :))

[Oldfart]

Slow them down, for god's sake.

[sodaklostsoul]

:kissass:

OH Wait, you said slow them down not pull them down. Never mind. :)

[Oldfart]

Fair interpretation SDLS.

[dicksbro]

:kissass:
Good ideas should be encouraged. :D

[Lord Snow]

My left foot is swollen in one spot and I don't know why. Good news is thanks to me switching jobs I'm currently between health insurance and can't get it looked at. So nice to know my lower extremities are failing at such a young age.

[Teddy Bear]

My left foot is swollen in one spot and I don't know why. Good news is thanks to me switching jobs I'm currently between health insurance and can't get it looked at. So nice to know my lower extremities are failing at such a young age.

Sorry to hear that. Does it hurt?

Try "R.I.C.E.".......
Rest
Ice
Compression
Elevate.

[Oldfart]

Try "Barley".

Bourbon

And

Real

Lovin's

Effective

Y'all.

[PantyFanatic]

OMG! I'm keeping DB hours. It's 10:30, I've traveled 118 miles and worked 3.5 hrs. Now I get to go 45 miles in the opposite direction for a 'family 4th' picnic.





:car:

[Lord Snow]

Teddy Bear, with having bills to pay and a car to put back together I can't always afford to take the day off. As for the ice, and elevation.......neither worked. As for compression, does putting my 200+ bulk on it for 10 hours a day count?

[gekkogecko]

As for compression, does putting my 200+ bulk on it for 10 hours a day count?

Only if you're compressing your head.

[Teddy Bear]

Only if you're compressing your head.

ouch!

[Lord Snow]

According to several compressing my head won't do anything because my brain is located in my ass. LOL.

[AZRedHot]

Been at the hospital all day. Mr. AZRH had surgery; 7 new holes poked in him. Home for a brief break and dog love, and then will be heading back until they kick me out for the night. Or he does.

[Lilith]

Hope he gets well soon!!!

[Oldfart]

What she said.^^^^.

[Teddy Bear]

What she said.^^^^.

"Ditto" from me too.

[AZRedHot]

"Ditto" from me too.

Thanks all. He was pretty zonked still when I left. Still hope to bring him home tomorrow.

[PantyFanatic]

But you didn't have to get him neutered so close to the holiday. http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-char124.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)

[AZRedHot]

Silly rabbit, I had that done years ago.

[Oldfart]

It never hurts (except him, of course) to have it done again, just in case.

[dicksbro]

Anyway, we'll hope he gets home today. :)





Oh yeah, three new poems in the Erotic Poetry forum today. ;)

[AZRedHot]

It never hurts (except him, of course) to have it done again, just in case.


I knew a guy who had 2 vasectomies. His wife thought she had the flu...instead, they had a surprise, and an OR appointment.

[AZRedHot]

Anyway, we'll hope he gets home today. :)


Oh yeah, three new poems in the Erotic Poetry forum today. ;)

He did get home today. Thanks for your good wishes. He's napping now; of course he didn't get any sleep at the hospital, so he's pretty worn out and hurting.

[gekkogecko]

WE finally got power back, at approximately 1430. Not in time to save the stuff in the refrigerator/freezer of course; possibly in time to save most of the plants in my wife's greenhouse: the majority wern't happy with the temperatures. And odd exception was teh pepper plants.

[Oldfart]

It's a pain in the butt having to remember to keep content appropriate for different forums.

[gekkogecko]

So, mini-storm came though last night, and we lost power again...but only for about a minute. grumble.

[rabbit]

I like to fuck.


(just thought I'd share that)

[PantyFanatic]

163/7
It's suppose to get easier




















:banghead:

[Teddy Bear]

I like to fuck.


(just thought I'd share that)

You're a rabbit. We wouldn't expect anything different. :)

[Teddy Bear]

163/7
It's suppose to get easier.......


Life get easier?? That only happens in fairy tales....

'And they lived happily ever after.'

[Lord Snow]

Yeah, they don't say what happens after the wedding and it turns out the princess lied about her age, the prince is an asshole, mother in law is a witch, and your fairy god mother is actually a man in drag. LOL.

[AZRedHot]

Yeah, they don't say what happens after the wedding and it turns out the princess lied about her age, the prince is an asshole, mother in law is a witch, and your fairy god mother is actually a man in drag. LOL.

I'd totally enjoy a fairy godmother who was a man in drag. Good times to be had there. :)

[rabbit]

You're a rabbit. We wouldn't expect anything different. :)

...and I like women who like to fuck.

(just thought I'd share that, too)

[Lord Snow]

Starting to sound like a line from the movie 8 Mile. "Why do they call you Rabbit?" "Because he's fast and he likes to fuck a lot." LOL

[rabbit]

Starting to sound like a line from the movie 8 Mile. "Why do they call you Rabbit?" "Because he's fast and he likes to fuck a lot." LOL

:nod:

[PantyFanatic]

Yesterday was my last day of work until the 17th. :D

Today it 104F with the heat index and I'd truly be in trouble without AC. :eek:

[AZRedHot]

Yesterday was my last day of work until the 17th. :D

Today it 104F with the heat index and I'd truly be in trouble without AC. :eek:

I am amazed you're still alive. Triple digits??

[Lord Snow]

It's been hitting triple digits where I am for a little over a week now. Decided to rain a bit last night, which made it hot and muggy today.

[Lord Snow]

I just learned what a "filker" is and it's because GG claims he isn't one.

[Oldfart]

GG has to tell us what a Filker is before he can disclaim.

[sodaklostsoul]

We hit triple digits today too.

Hopefully find out next week if I get an apartment. If I don't I may still get to go to Pagan.

[Oldfart]

I'm almost finished packing.

On a plane this PM for Sydney, then on to Cleveland on Tuesday.

[Lilith]

safe travels to all.


My best teacher's aide passed her teaching test today. Lots of changes for me this summer.

[Rhiannon]

safe paths...

i totaled my car on the 5th of july i am undergoing test to see if i blacked out

[Oldfart]

. . before, during or after the crash?

[Rhiannon]

we are wondering during as i don't remember anything before collision

[Oldfart]

Long term memories are not encoded immediately, so if a trauma is suffered, it can interfere with the conversion from short to long term. It's not usually a symptom of damage, just an interruption in the coding process. Usually the memory loss is permanent, but in the case of incomplete conversion bits surface occasionally.

[PantyFanatic]

safe paths...

i totaled my car on the 5th of july i am undergoing test to see if i blacked out
:yikes:

Sounds like much secondary matters to be considered. Primary is you walked away. :thumbs:

[Fangtasia]

I should be cleaning tanks...but nope im on the net in denial lol

[dicksbro]

I'm almost finished packing.

On a plane this PM for Sydney, then on to Cleveland on Tuesday.
Safe journey, OF!

[Oldfart]

Thanks DB.

We've made it to Sydney. A day visiting family, then we're on our way.

[PantyFanatic]

We've got the light on for you. :thumb:

[gekkogecko]

I got up to 310 l/min out of my peak flow meter today.

Yeah, bad asthma day. For a male of my age/height "ideal" is 622 l/min.

[rabbit]

Tried my hand today at baby back ribs in my smoker. They came out great, but I burned myself.

They were so good, it was worth the burn! :sad:

[PantyFanatic]

So you really meant it when you said "Tried my hand today at baby back ribs in my smoker" :roflmao:

[Oldfart]

No,what rabbit really meant to say was "Fried my hand today at baby back ribs in my smoker."

[dicksbro]

Now, was it his hand or the ribs that were so good? :confused:




:D

[Oldfart]

Yes.

[gekkogecko]

Nom, nom, nom.

[PantyFanatic]

Two Pixie Pagans are reported present and accounted for. :D

[Oldfart]

Present and correct, Sir.

[Oldfart]

It's morning in Cleveland, and some other places, apparently.

[Lilith]

I feel better when you and I are on the same continent ((welcome))

[gekkogecko]

I feel better when you and I are on the same continent ((welcome))


Sounds like a dangerous proximity to me.

[Oldfart]

Sounds like a dangerous proximity to me.

Dangerous? Naaaah.

Danger presumes that there is something bad at the end.

Lilith and I are like that, and that, and even . . .

[Oldfart]

It was Hatari, PF.

[dicksbro]

Wish we were in Cleveland right now. :(

Anyway, looking forward to seeing OF and his lady on the 19th. Two very special people!

Mrs. and I tried very hard to find some red, white and blue patriotic panties to send to PF to use as the "PIR (Pixies in Residence) flag," but alas, none quite met the high standard we place on this noble symbol of Pixieland.

For me, it looks like on the 18th, I'll be taking some pre-surgery tests at the hospital here in anticipation of surgery on the 24th to remove the cancer nodule on my lung. The cancer is actually (and I may have said this before somewhere) a sneaky little set of cells from the colon cancer I had removed three years ago. The nodule is very small and the surgeon is an exceptional doctor that did my bypass surgery back in 2002. He indicated that there's about a 99.5% probability he can get it all and while removing this nodule, will try to assure no other suspicious activity is present.

Cancer was caught VERY early. The doctor's said that a small nodule would be considered any in the 0-3cm range. Mine is less than 1cm and probably could not have been detected much before now. That's good news.

Bad news is that I'll probably be gone from Pixies for the 3 or 4 days I'll be in the hospital; and, after I get home it may still be a bit before I'm up to sitting at the terminal and typing very much; but, hopefully that won't be that long.

:thumbs:

[jseal]

Well, that gives you these six days to visit here! :) (positive spin here)

[PantyFanatic]

Great news DB. That sounds like the best sentence I've ever heard when the word 'cancer' was in it. :thumbs:

[Lilith]

I have a friend whose hubby has colon cancer as well. His sneaky little bits ended up by his pancreas and can not be removed. Your news sounds 849257285742957 times better. You will be in my thoughts. I know the Dr. will send you home cancer free!

[gekkogecko]

(sympathetic head bobs) to DicksBro. And to Lilith.

[AZRedHot]

Sounds like you've got the right doc on the job, DB. Sending good thoughts and healing energy your way.

[kleclere]

DB that is really good news. My thoughts are with you too.

[BaronVonDiver]

Sorry to hear that db, sounds like your in good hands though. Best of British luck from Baron :-)

[dicksbro]

Thanks everybody. I really appreciate your kind words. I am lucky. I do have a great doctor, lots of great people praying for me or sending good vibes my way; and, a lot of faith in my Lord. As I told a friend, what's the worst that can happen ... I get an invite to Heaven? See ... no worries. ;) And, like jseal said, I still have a few days before the surgery and I won't be gone long. :thumbs:

[jay-t]

Glad they caught it early DB will keep you in our prayers!

[dicksbro]

Thanks, jay-t! :thumbs:

[dicksbro]

Surgery has been pushed back to August 7th. Evidently the doctor or hospital had a problem and called. They wanted (at first) to move it up, but that just wasn't possible and so the date of August 7th was chosen. So, on the positive side, that gives me a couple more weeks at Pixies before I'll be gone for a little while. :thumbs:

[jseal]

Ha! That just means that you'll have a couple more weeks to take my Winnah's Trophy from from me! Very crafty!

[gekkogecko]

Whatever works, DB. Hope it does.

[dicksbro]

Ha! That just means that you'll have a couple more weeks to take my Winnah's Trophy from from me! Very crafty!
How did you know? ;)

BTW, they wanted the surgery moved up to today. One of the reasons that wouldn't work, is we're getting ready to head over to Champaign, IL where we'll meet OF and his lovely lady and Scarecrow and Mrs. King for a bit of lunch and time for a visit. :thumbs:

[sodaklostsoul]

Have to work at 6 am but I can't stop checking the forums. :)

[dicksbro]

Hope work goes well and that you'll soon be home again at Pixies. :)

[Lilith]

I had a great time at a week long conference. My mind is so filled with ideas. I really missed my Pixies though.

[gekkogecko]

You mean, it wasn't a cyberperving conference ?

[Lilith]

Uhhhh. Nope. But it was equally as stimulating ;)

[scotzoidman]

For the first time in 20+ yrs, I'm not driving a minivan. HHR, 30 MPG hwy mileage heaven.

[dicksbro]

Our weather has turned hot and humid again ... but with no rain in sight. :(

[dm383]

Wish we were in Cleveland right now. :(

Anyway, looking forward to seeing OF and his lady on the 19th. Two very special people!

Mrs. and I tried very hard to find some red, white and blue patriotic panties to send to PF to use as the "PIR (Pixies in Residence) flag," but alas, none quite met the high standard we place on this noble symbol of Pixieland.

For me, it looks like on the 18th, I'll be taking some pre-surgery tests at the hospital here in anticipation of surgery on the 24th to remove the cancer nodule on my lung. The cancer is actually (and I may have said this before somewhere) a sneaky little set of cells from the colon cancer I had removed three years ago. The nodule is very small and the surgeon is an exceptional doctor that did my bypass surgery back in 2002. He indicated that there's about a 99.5% probability he can get it all and while removing this nodule, will try to assure no other suspicious activity is present.

Cancer was caught VERY early. The doctor's said that a small nodule would be considered any in the 0-3cm range. Mine is less than 1cm and probably could not have been detected much before now. That's good news.

Bad news is that I'll probably be gone from Pixies for the 3 or 4 days I'll be in the hospital; and, after I get home it may still be a bit before I'm up to sitting at the terminal and typing very much; but, hopefully that won't be that long.

:thumbs:

My thoughts will be very much with you DB. Sounds like you have some top-notch doctors looking after you, which has to be a good thing!! :D

DM

[sodaklostsoul]

Watered my nephew's garden and his apple trees, wish it would RAIN!!!!!!!!!!