tell me something...

[IowaMan]

Susan Sarandon has quite a rack. :o

[Pita]

I have a cold and my nose hurts. :)

[IowaMan]

Our girls high school basketball team had a can of whoop-ass opened up on them last night in the district finals by the team that kleclere's daughter plays on. :(

Hopefully kleclere and grl2naughty will be going to Des Moines to watch their team play in the state tourney in a couple of weeks.

[Neige]

It's scary when Pixies disappears even for just a few minutes!!!

[Aqua]

I concur!!

*hugs the site*

[scotzoidman]

I spent the whole evening browsing a webste full of memories of my home town.

[IowaMan]

I'm hoping that I'll have a better celebration for Steak and BJ Day than I'll have for Valentine's. :wish:

[osuche]

I really, really need some sexual release

[Lilith]

Two of my most challenging "youts" were sick today :D:D:D:D

My aides stayed lost most of the day :D:D:D:D

I had fun with my Lost Boys for the first time in a long time.

[Aqua]

Two of my most challenging "youts" were sick today :D:D:D:D

My aides stayed lost most of the day :D:D:D:D

I had fun with my Lost Boys for the first time in a long time.
Excuse me, the two whats???

:p

[Lilith]

ju know two youts

[scotzoidman]

Just chanelling Joe Pesci?

[osuche]

I'm heading to a Barleywine festival tomorrow. :D

[IowaMan]

It was 26 weeks ago today that I brought my little furball Lou home from the animal shelter. :)

[Neige]

It's almost 5 pm and the sun is still up!!!!!!!!! :D

[IowaMan]

I'm watching Footloose right now and I just realized that back in the day, I took five different girls to see that movie in the theater. :yikes:

[PantyFanatic]

I got a late valentine in the mail today.

:loveshowe

[IowaMan]

So did I! :loveshowe

um, maybe I'd better clarify that PF and I didn't exchange Valentines. :rofl:

[Neige]

I didn't get any Valentines. Well, unless you count the e-card from my mom. :p

[sodaklostsoul]

I got a late valentine in the mail today.

:loveshowe
Did it smell bad?

[IowaMan]

I didn't get any Valentines. Well, unless you count the e-card from my mom. :p
Well, you should've given me your address. I'd have sent you a kitty or something. :)

[Scarecrow]

I got my valentine in the mail yesterday :nana:

[scotzoidman]

Well, you should've given me your address. I'd have sent you a kitty or something. :)
Sending pussy in the mail has got to be against some kind of postal regulations.

[Oldfart]

Only if it's across state boundaries for immoral purposes.

[scotzoidman]

Only if it's across state boundaries for immoral purposes.
Reminds me of the punchline to a very bad pun I must share with you when you arrive at BNA...

[osuche]

I want to spend a day in Chinatown...there are lots of interesting grocery-related stores to explore!

[Oldfart]

I love our chinese emporium, but half the stuff there is totally incomprehensible, as are the staff.

[Neige]

Chinatown in Montreal is pretty small, but jammed with grocery stores that sell cheap produce!!!

[Lilith]

I would kill for cheap good produce. Because the prices jumped so much here, people had to stop buying the good stuff so now the stores are bringing in garbage at cheaper prices.

[Neige]

That sucks. Here stuff is sooooo cheap compared to in Nova Scotia, I love it. (Well, except seafood. That's cheaper back home.)

[IowaMan]

The thermostat says the temperature is the same as always in the house today but it feels colder. :(

[osuche]

My boss is slowly destroying the company and it's getting worse now that I am leaving...

[Scarecrow]

The thermostat says the temperature is the same as always in the house today but it feels colder. :(

It's the wind chill factor :roflmao:

[osuche]

I didn't like the wine until I kept drinking it...

[Neige]

I went by this sushi bar in the Vieux Montréal tonight called Tatami - and it looks sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo cool!!!!!!!!! The tables are actually aquariums with tropical fish!!!!!!!!! I wanna go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sodaklostsoul]

Next Feb. 2nd I'm gonna find Phil and hold an umbrella over his hole!!!!

[Neige]

I have a date tomorrow :D

[IowaMan]

For the first time in nearly a month, there is enough snow and ice plowed off of the streets in my town that you can actually see the asphalt. :faint:

[scotzoidman]

I went by this sushi bar in the Vieux Montréal tonight called Tatami - and it looks sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo cool!!!!!!!!! The tables are actually aquariums with tropical fish!!!!!!!!! I wanna go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sounds cruel to me...I imagine the fish going, "Hey...is that Bob they're eating?!?" :sad:

[Oldfart]

Found Nemo!

[scotzoidman]

My boss is slowly destroying the company and it's getting worse now that I am leaving...
I didn't like the wine until I kept drinking it...
I read the second post in the context of the first one, & I was afraid you were drinking the "kool aid"...

[osuche]

^^^ :rofl:

No, when I drink wine my boss seems more reasonable. :p


I made a quick pit stop and I bought myself a sexy black t and a new bra :D

[Oldfart]

Are those two thoughts connected?

[scotzoidman]

After enough wine, who cares?

[scotzoidman]

Having just (finally) sold off my last spinner from last year's inventory, I have to get busy building this year's stock...

Which might explain why I'm sneezing my head off, after playing in the cedar dust again...

[GreenChef]

Found Nemo!

Ate Nemo
or his brother...

but don't worry I told Bob it was chicken, he didn't know the difference

[osuche]

I have three weeks to make a Hell of a lot of progress at work, and it's time to get focused.

[WildIrish]

All work and no play makes wildirish a dull boy.

[Lilith]

redrum :p

[WildIrish]

:yikes:

[scotzoidman]

^ He'll show 'em he's management material...

[sodaklostsoul]

Dude, I got a Dell!!!!!!!!!!

I've always wanted to say that.

Actually I got a used one but it sure does beat my poor old mutt I had.

[dicksbro]

Soda's in the Dell,
Soda's in the Dell,
Hi ho the merrio,
Soda's in the Dell. :)

[sodaklostsoul]

Lol^^^^^^^

[Booger]

That's soda on her Dell dg.

[jay-t]

turned down a supervisors position just don't have the patiance to deal with idiots anymore

[Neige]

I am driving into the city tomorrow with only my mother (who could get lost in the backyard). Eeek!

[sodaklostsoul]

I am driving into the city tomorrow with only my mother (who could get lost in the backyard). Eeek!
Can you say GPS. :D

[PantyFanatic]

:nod:

[osuche]

I made the most awesome catfish dish for dinner and my husband was suitably appreciative.

[Neige]

We have no GPS! :(

And the roof is leaking. Fuck.

[IowaMan]

The Cubs beat the San Francisco Giants 12-6 today in their opening game of Spring Training. :cheerlead

[dicksbro]

It's hard to believe that baseball's spring training is starting, isn't it?

[Oldfart]

I get to forge another knife tomorrow (and the following Saturday).

[IowaMan]

I'm doing a solo performance with only two ghosts watching me. :p

[Oldfart]

I'm here, but no longer.

[sodaklostsoul]

This ghost is gonna lay down again, small headache again.

[osuche]

I've been feeling really lonely recently

[Jax]

Looking forward to going on vacation in a month.

[Coaster]

I am about to start painting the walls...

[Pita]

Tomorrow I get Japanese food and presents. I can't wait!!

[IowaMan]

I just watched Blood Diamond.................... wow, what a movie!

[sodaklostsoul]

I'm on the lamb.....................I just poured blue jello in the hot tub in the hot tub room.

[Neige]

I just watched Blood Diamond.................... wow, what a movie!

I had really liked it!!!

[sodaklostsoul]

About a year and a half ago I thought we were gonna lose my mom, but she suprised us all and fought back to get out of the nursing place and back home. Two weeks ago she did the unthinkable again and got rid of her oxygen tank. She has one and a half lungs, went from 5'2" to 4'11" and will be 79 this June. My mom is the strongest person I know.

[Lilith]

((sdls))

[osuche]

(((((sdls)))))

I interviewed another 3 candidates today...and after 15 phone interviews and 5 in person interviews...I think we have 2 good potential candidates. Tomorrow is the "face off" and last round of interviewing. Yay!

[IowaMan]

(((((Soda & mom)))))

I bought enough kitty food today to last until at least the first week of April.

[jay-t]

((((((((((Soda))))))))

[WildIrish]

I'm on the lamb



Just when I thought you couldn't get any sexier. :hot:

[sodaklostsoul]

Thanks everyone............I just didn't wanna take up Lizy's thread but wanted her to know that women are tough. :D

[IowaMan]

The Cubs have their season opener on March 31. :cheerlead

This is FINALLY going to be the year they win the World Series again. I'd say a full century between championships is long enough. :(

[Coaster]

Rain, sleet and now ice crystals..... and that was just this morning's weather!

[osuche]

I was up until 4:30 am cooking last night...

[Coaster]

I was up until 4:30 am cooking last night...


Ummmmm... that was this morning!!!! :D

I leaving soon to drive in this slippery mess!

[sodaklostsoul]

Banks suck!!!!

[osuche]

The last post in this forum was almost 4 hours ago :yikes:

[dicksbro]

And your's was 4.5 hours before this one. http://bestsmileys.com/sad/2.gif

[sodaklostsoul]

My keyboard needs a good cleaning but my desk is still clean.

[Neige]

I saw some really great old photos today on Facebook, of my home area in the past ~125 years, including the lighthouse my great-grandmother tended.

[sodaklostsoul]

Thats really cool Neige.


My dad told me once that some of our relatives ran moonshine.

[Neige]

My great-grandfather was cook on a rum-running ship that went down into the Caribbean!

I just finished making a pie crust. I'll finish the pie tomorrow - it's gonna be lemon meringue :D

[scotzoidman]

My grandfather (the source of my middle name) was a guard at Brushy Mountain State prison in east TN, the same pen that, years later, would house James Earl Ray.

[osuche]

My great grandfather was a teacher, and even with Alzheimer's could recite the counties in Ohio (there are tons of them) in alphabetical order

[PantyFanatic]

.... the counties in Ohio (there are tons of them) ....
:spank:


:cool: There's 88 of them and don't tell anybody you didn't know how many are at home.

[dicksbro]

Daylight savings time is here!

[Oldfart]

But where do they put all that daylight?

[rabbit]

I know Spring is around the corner somewhere, 'cause I have the golf bug again.

:daisy:

[maddy]

I'm tired of moving! 5 moves in less than 6 years and three of them cross country really is insane. You'd think I'd have pared down my possessions in that time but they seem to multiply with each move.

[PantyFanatic]

I'm tired of moving! 5 moves in less than 6 years and three of them cross country really is insane. .....
I've been waiting for you to get here anytime now. I like the idea.









http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h102/PantyFanatic/GypsyWagan.jpg

:nana: :loveshowe :nana:

[maddy]

Yanno it would be easier if I just had a wagon/trailer to live out of, at least I'd have to contain my possessions and I wouldn't have to pack and unpack.

Just call me gypsy ;)

[PantyFanatic]

I know Spring is around the corner somewhere, ....
:daisy:
It's right here ............................. under 2 feet of snow. :nod:










http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h102/PantyFanatic/WinterOutfit.jpg

[PantyFanatic]

Yanno it would be easier if I just had a wagon/trailer to live out of, at least I'd have to contain my possessions and I wouldn't have to pack and unpack.

Just call me gypsy ;)
"Gypsy"


















:kisser:

[osuche]

Malasian food can be good, but it's best enjoyed in groups

[imaginewithme]

In the last year I have seen more nude women than I ever thought I would!

[Raphael2007]

In the last year I have seen more nude women than I ever thought I would!

i want to be IWM :)

[IowaMan]

I ate too much for dinner yet I'm still hungry............ oh, and I want to see more nude women too! :nod:

[PantyFanatic]

In the last year I have seen more nude women than I ever thought I would!
:wtp:

[imaginewithme]

:wtp:
I'm here to say ....that most sessions weren't very picture worthy.

[osuche]

I fixed a pasta dish that was to die for at dinner

[PantyFanatic]

I'm here to say ....that most sessions weren't very picture worthy.
TY ;)









:rofl:

[wyndhy]

hi IWM!!! long time no see girl. :x:

[osuche]

I feel like atruck hit me, but I am not sick in the stereotypical way. Does anyone else ever have this happen to them? Extreme fatigue, sleepiness, and muscle soreness suck!

[sodaklostsoul]

I feel like atruck hit me, but I am not sick in the stereotypical way. Does anyone else ever have this happen to them? Extreme fatigue, sleepiness, and muscle soreness suck!
Yup, feel that way right now.

[osuche]

(((((soda)))))) - hope you feel better!!

[sodaklostsoul]

(((((soda)))))) - hope you feel better!!
You too osuche!

[Oldfart]

The wonderful world of influenza.

I remember it well.

[rabbit]

I'm very happy that a certain Pixie is back again.

:)

[Lilith]

I'm very happy that a certain Pixie is back again.

:)

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww I missed you too but I was only at work :p

[imaginewithme]

Tell ya something...hmmm....how about I have hands that work wonders.

[osuche]

I ate lamb for lunch

[rabbit]

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww I missed you too but I was only at work :p


:x:

:loveshowe

[IowaMan]

I just watched the TV show "The Moment of Truth" for the first time. OMFG, I can't believe the questions they ask those people! :yikes:

I'm sure there are marriages breaking up all over the country just from the arguments couples have while watching that one.

[Lilith]

ha ha..the guy admitted he did clone ya bone :p

[dicksbro]

Today is the Hounen Matsuri festival in Japan. You know ... the Penis Festival! :boink:

http://www.yamasa.org/japan/english/destinations/aichi/tagata_jinja.html

AND ... WE FORGOT :( ...

March 14th was Steak and a Blowjob Day!! Kind of the male equivalent of Valentine's Day. :)

http://www.steakandbj.com/v2/

[Oldfart]

"March 14th was Steak and a Blowjob Day"

Didn't that come around quickly?

[osuche]

Mmmmm...blowjobs ;)

[Neige]

I have a crush on a girl I study with at school.

[Lilith]

"March 14th was Steak and a Blowjob Day"

Didn't that come around quickly?

Whoever thought that up was weird. It's Pi day 3.14 Seems like there should be some pi eating instead iff'n ya ask me :D

[osuche]

I finally got a chance to work out!

Screw the workload. :p

[IowaMan]

Whoever thought that up was weird. It's Pi day 3.14 Seems like there should be some pi eating instead iff'n ya ask me :D
Hmmmm, the lady does make a pretty valid point. :nod:

Either way, I still need the willing lady to come over for dinner tomorrow night. :rofl:

[Coaster]

Ok... so it's March 14th all ready.... hope I'm first in line!!!!! :D


:bj:

[IowaMan]

I just got the big boy hiss from my Lou kitty. I believe he was telling me that he hates me and that I just don't understand. :rofl:

[Neige]

I am going to have smoked meat for lunch. The best part is the huge pickle! :brows:

[PantyFanatic]

Whoever thought that up was weird. It's Pi day 3.14 Seems like there should be some pi eating instead iff'n ya ask me :D
I agree. :nod: at least with the second part of what you said And today :bj: is the big day to observe both :69:celebrations (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqpWETqoD5Q). :nana:

[sodaklostsoul]

Did you ever notice that Men's pics has more threads then women's? But women's has more posts.

[PantyFanatic]

:hair: I didn't make ALL those posts.
























(just most of them) :D

[scotzoidman]

Less than an hour left in Steak & BJ day, & I'm still waiting for part two...

[maddy]

It's quite warm in my apartment, I had to turn the a/c on this morning. In one weeks time we went from 4" snow to 89 degrees... amazing

[IowaMan]

Less than an hour left in Steak & BJ day, & I'm still waiting for part two...
..... part two never showed up here. :(

[scotzoidman]

..... part two never showed up here. :(
I feel your pain, but imagine my frustration at having all the elements in place, but still nothing happens :(

[Neige]

I think I'm going to go to the parade.

[Pita]

I have the day off and I'm going to Atlanta to hang with some of my favorite people! :D

[maddy]

I could really use a pedicure, that might be on the list for my day off coming up. Maybe my hands will be ready for a manicure by then too.

[imaginewithme]

I could really use a pedicure, that might be on the list for my day off coming up. Maybe my hands will be ready for a manicure by then too.
Gonna be in Florida??? :)

[dicksbro]

I'd better eat and then start getting ready to go into Peoria for the St. Patrick's Day parade.

[Neige]

A guy with muscular dystrophy who used to hang out with my gang in high school is in the hospital, dying.

[Oldfart]

I got an email today with a mildly religious theme that even ardent atheists may have trouble disagreeing with.

"How can a group told to go forth and multiply have ended up so divided?"

[dicksbro]

We don't need the rain we're getting right now. The ground is plenty wet already. :(

(I wish it'd save it for later in the summer when it's bound to turn too dry. :boink: )

[Oldfart]

Dicksbro,

We recently passed the 75 inch mark this wet season.

[PantyFanatic]

OF, send a tin over to Sharni. I think they are on 7.5 cm mark.

[Coaster]

Going to lunch soon with a friend

[Pita]

I went to Starbucks and had a Venti dark roast and two Venti iced coffees. I might be up all night!!

[IowaMan]

Not a very good first day for my NCAA Tournament bracket. I missed two of the 16 games. :mad:

[IowaMan]

My fluffball Lou enjoys NASCAR.

[dicksbro]

The flu (or a cold) has grabbed me again. :(

[sodaklostsoul]

(((((((((((((((db))))))))))))))))))))

[osuche]

I'm not sure if I want to goof off or be useful today

[PantyFanatic]

I'm so happy Lili[x]h sen[x] me [x]he pa[x]ch [x]o fix my compu[x]er. All I had [x]o do was send her a PM asking for i[x]. All [x]he red boxes wen[x] away on my screen. Thanks Lil. :D








:roflmao:

[maddy]

I'm mostly unpacked and my tv is all hooked up. I really like the HD stations!

[Coaster]

Hmmmm I'm wondering where wandering maddy is now!

[PantyFanatic]

Do you have a wall map of the USA, Coaster? :confused:














....... now get a dart. :nod:

[rabbit]

My first golf lesson of 2008 is TOMORROW!!!

Indoors, though, cause it's still fucking freezing outside.

But still... :nana:

[seminalfluid]

I'm the last one standing!

[seminalfluid]

Crap now that I typed that the FSM will strike me down for sure!

[osuche]

I need to be kissed...badly

[GreenChef]

come over here.... :molest: ooops sorry, I meant... :x:

[Oldfart]

I need to be kissed...badly

Did you mean you need to be kissed extremely well?

[rabbit]

I need to be kissed...badly


:molest:


:)

[osuche]

Did you mean you need to be kissed extremely well?


Yep......more than virtually. ;)

[dicksbro]

Makes me wish there was a handy teleporter :teleport:

[1nutworld]

Methinks that you are not alone in that assessment DB.

:)

[Coaster]

Dang..... now I can't get osuche's lips out of my fertile mind!!! :x:

[IowaMan]

Whiskas Purrfectly Chicken cat food smells eerily like La Choy Chicken Chow Mein. :yikes:

* Note to self: Never open a packet of Purrfectly Chicken for the cats if I'm really hungry and have had a few too many beers. :p

[wyndhy]

don't knock it. i knew a bag lady when i was in highschool, used to talk to her on the bus and throw her a few bucks from my allowance now and then - she ate cat food 'cause it was cheap and nutritious

[IowaMan]

I think this is the greatest speech in movie history: "Ray, people will come Ray. They'll come to Iowa for reasons they can't even fathom. They'll turn up your driveway not knowing for sure why they're doing it. They'll arrive at your door as innocent as children, longing for the past. Of course, we won't mind if you look around, you'll say. It's only $20 per person. They'll pass over the money without even thinking about it: for it is money they have and peace they lack. And they'll walk out to the bleachers; sit in shirtsleeves on a perfect afternoon. They'll find they have reserved seats somewhere along one of the baselines, where they sat when they were children and cheered their heroes. And they'll watch the game and it'll be as if they dipped themselves in magic waters. The memories will be so thick they'll have to brush them away from their faces. People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again. Oh... people will come Ray. People will most definitely come. " ~ James Earl Jones in Field of Dreams.

[GreenChef]

I confess that poor Neige is missing the place, and you all
and her computer is much sicker than thought
it is not the power chord but the connection to the computer
we're looking for new ways to get her connected

[sodaklostsoul]

Sorry to hear that ^^^^^^^. Wish I knew how to help.

[wyndhy]

we miss her too.

[musicman]

I think this is the greatest speech in movie history: "Ray, people will come Ray. They'll come to Iowa for reasons they can't even fathom. They'll turn up your driveway not knowing for sure why they're doing it. They'll arrive at your door as innocent as children, longing for the past. Of course, we won't mind if you look around, you'll say. It's only $20 per person. They'll pass over the money without even thinking about it: for it is money they have and peace they lack. And they'll walk out to the bleachers; sit in shirtsleeves on a perfect afternoon. They'll find they have reserved seats somewhere along one of the baselines, where they sat when they were children and cheered their heroes. And they'll watch the game and it'll be as if they dipped themselves in magic waters. The memories will be so thick they'll have to brush them away from their faces. People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again. Oh... people will come Ray. People will most definitely come. " ~ James Earl Jones in Field of Dreams.

love that speech too....2 from Bull Durham I like as well:

1) Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.

and

2) I believe in the Church of Baseball. I've tried all the major religions, and most of the minor ones. I've worshipped Buddha, Allah, Brahma, Vishnu, Siva, trees, mushrooms, and Isadora Duncan. I know things. For instance, there are 108 beads in a Catholic rosary and there are 108 stitches in a baseball. When I heard that, I gave Jesus a chance. But it just didn't work out between us. The Lord laid too much guilt on me. I prefer metaphysics to theology. You see, there's no guilt in baseball, and it's never boring... which makes it like sex. There's never been a ballplayer slept with me who didn't have the best year of his career. Making love is like hitting a baseball: you just gotta relax and concentrate. Besides, I'd never sleep with a player hitting under .250... not unless he had a lot of RBIs and was a great glove man up the middle. You see, there's a certain amount of life wisdom I give these boys. I can expand their minds. Sometimes when I've got a ballplayer alone, I'll just read Emily Dickinson or Walt Whitman to him, and the guys are so sweet, they always stay and listen. 'Course, a guy'll listen to anything if he thinks it's foreplay. I make them feel confident, and they make me feel safe, and pretty. 'Course, what I give them lasts a lifetime; what they give me lasts 142 games. Sometimes it seems like a bad trade. But bad trades are part of baseball - now who can forget Frank Robinson for Milt Pappas, for God's sake? It's a long season and you gotta trust. I've tried 'em all, I really have, and the only church that truly feeds the soul, day in, day out, is the Church of Baseball.

[IowaMan]

The following is entirely too close to being a reality!

Ordering a pizza in 2010 (http://aclu.org/pizza/images/screen.swf)

[sodaklostsoul]

The following is entirely too close to being a reality!

Ordering a pizza in 2010 (http://aclu.org/pizza/images/screen.swf)
I thought you could order a pizza online now. I can't remember what tv ad says it.

[osuche]

I can order pizza online for about 5 local places...including Pizza Hut

[PantyFanatic]

I don't think they got the ^^^ message, IM.


We may be closer to that than away from it. :yikes:

[sodaklostsoul]

Ya, I got the whole info thing but was thinking of the other too.

[IowaMan]

Ii need to go to the grocery.

[1nutworld]

love that speech too....2 from Bull Durham I like as well:

1) Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.

and

2) I believe in the Church of Baseball. I've tried all the major religions, and most of the minor ones. I've worshipped Buddha, Allah, Brahma, Vishnu, Siva, trees, mushrooms, and Isadora Duncan. I know things. For instance, there are 108 beads in a Catholic rosary and there are 108 stitches in a baseball. When I heard that, I gave Jesus a chance. But it just didn't work out between us. The Lord laid too much guilt on me. I prefer metaphysics to theology. You see, there's no guilt in baseball, and it's never boring... which makes it like sex. There's never been a ballplayer slept with me who didn't have the best year of his career. Making love is like hitting a baseball: you just gotta relax and concentrate. Besides, I'd never sleep with a player hitting under .250... not unless he had a lot of RBIs and was a great glove man up the middle. You see, there's a certain amount of life wisdom I give these boys. I can expand their minds. Sometimes when I've got a ballplayer alone, I'll just read Emily Dickinson or Walt Whitman to him, and the guys are so sweet, they always stay and listen. 'Course, a guy'll listen to anything if he thinks it's foreplay. I make them feel confident, and they make me feel safe, and pretty. 'Course, what I give them lasts a lifetime; what they give me lasts 142 games. Sometimes it seems like a bad trade. But bad trades are part of baseball - now who can forget Frank Robinson for Milt Pappas, for God's sake? It's a long season and you gotta trust. I've tried 'em all, I really have, and the only church that truly feeds the soul, day in, day out, is the Church of Baseball.


I was reading IowaMan's Field of Dreams post, and I too immediatly thought of Bull Durham, too musicman. I was thinking of the first one you listed, thought. Yeah Annie's speach is nice, but Crash's just seems to resonate with me, well it does more than Annie's till the last line of hers.

Crash's speech just always gets to me...the love of baseball is just overwhelming, especially this time of year.

[osuche]

I arranged to get a birthday cake and candles to celebrate a friend's birthday tonight

[IowaMan]

I think I'll have a couple of hot dogs for dinner. Pretty exciting huh?

[scotzoidman]

I think I'll have a couple of hot dogs for dinner. Pretty exciting huh?To quote Charlie Brown, a hot dog's just not as good without a baseball game in front of it...

[IowaMan]

^^^ Very, very true! :nod:

DB's avatar today makes me hungry for the pork chop sandwiches they have at the ballpark there in Peoria. :slurp:

[osuche]

We nixed the morning bike ride and I am bummed.

[Neige]

I am gonna make candied bacon ice cream.

:D

[IowaMan]

I absolutely have to know exactly what candied bacon ice cream is. :shrug:

[Neige]

This (http://www.davidlebovitz.com/archives/2008/03/candied_bacon_i_1.html) is the recipe I am following. I've got the candied bacon made, but the cream I had in the fridge was sour so I'll have to wait til tomorrow to make the ice cream.

[IowaMan]

Oh wow Neige, that looks great! That's something I never would've even thought to try!

[Pita]

It really sucks to work for 8 hours at a huge convenience store when the debit/credit machine is out and all we can take is cash. People were losing their freaking minds! :hair:

[dicksbro]

I'm not looking forward to jury duty this morning. :(

[musicman]

I was going to start my outdoor walks again this morning but it's pouring rain....

[dicksbro]

I wanted to go out walking again but I had jury duty. Now that I'm home ... it's pouring rain here, too. :(

Maybe later this week.

[sodaklostsoul]

We had rain today too. So now my fingers are blue cause the blue marker ran from the rain on kiddo's package.

[Neige]

I really appreciated the librarian pretending I had all my books that were late... She renewed two of them even though I had them here at home, saving me a dollar :D

[Oldfart]

I'm off to work.

See you all in 10 hours.

[scotzoidman]

Upgrading from Windows 2000 Pro to XP Home edition is not allowed...

I used to think Bill Gates was Satan. Now I believe Bill is the guy that runs into the 7-11 to get Satan a pack of smokes.

[wyndhy]

roflmao^^

[sodaklostsoul]

Never leave Cup O Noodles to do its thing after pouring in hot water while you go take a shower.

[scotzoidman]

It's alive?

[osuche]

I'm contemplating getting some new appliances via CL

[GreenChef]

craigslist is great (CL I presume)
I've gotten my computer, my old digital camera, several bikes, a few roomates, my couch, my washing machine, my ex-GF, a skateboard, and probably a few other things...

[IowaMan]

It looks like we're going to get some rain here soon.

[sodaklostsoul]

The 3 girls out in the living room are just as rude and crude as boys can be.

[IowaMan]

My camera went kaput tonight. :mad:

[Booger]

My camera went kaput tonight. :mad:

Time to update to Digtal then you can pick up a good digtal for less then a 35mm now days no problem.

[IowaMan]

Yep, been spending the last couple of hours online trying to find something.

Did you realize they don't actually sell digital cameras at the porn sites? Who knew? :shrug:

:rofl:

[scotzoidman]

It looks like we're going to get some rain here soon.Oh man, did we get some rain today...& I was out in it...

Looks like we'll get even more tomorrow, with flash flood warnings to boot...what, ya mean there was no flood threat today?...JHCOAB!

[IowaMan]

I think PF is awake 24/7 and on the lookout for dripping panties. :p

[PantyFanatic]

If you include my dreams while I'm sleeping, you're right. :tongue:

[osuche]

On the digital camera front....

www.woot.com offers refurbished digital cameras on a semi-regular basis. If you don;t have to have one immediately, wait a couple of weeks and one will show up again.

[Neige]

It's snowing great white fluffy snowflakes!!!!!!!

[Irezumi Kiss]

I got semi-drunk last night at the retirement party for a longtime worker here at my company. I didn't mean to have but one drink since I had been drinking the night before on my day off. Silly me...

Oh, I tongue kissed my co-worker Julie. Deeply and lusty. She's a sloppy but fun drunk and even though it would be a very very very very very bad idea to have sex with her, she probably would want to...and it probably would feel very good for that one time only...but I felt that devil side of me rising up obscuring all logic and reason and almost dragged her over to the dark corner of the bar to feel her ass and boobs.

*sigh* temptations...

[PantyFanatic]

I got semi-drunk last night at the retirement party......
That sounds like being "semi-pregnant" :roflmao:

[Pita]

I have the weekend off!!! :boobs:

[osuche]

I need to spend more time doing fun things that expand my boundaries - they make me feel like I've really lived!

[Neige]

I transplanted my tomato plant to a bigger pot today - it's nearly a foot tall already!!!!! :D

[PantyFanatic]

I need to spend more time doing fun things that expand my boundaries - they make me feel like I've really lived!
:brows:








Maybe I can think of something. :rolleyes2






:tongue:

[sodaklostsoul]

I took the girls to a movie then mini golf and games. Came home and started out in the shed..............fixed jump rope toy and then brought some boxes in to sort. Its been a busy first day of vacation.

[Booger]

I just set off both smoke alarms in the house cleaning the cooking grates of my grill by putting them in the oven and setting it on self clean.

[Oldfart]

Check, smoke alarms work.

Next task.

[Booger]

Check, smoke alarms work.

Next task.


That they do one better then the other. One went off 2 minutes before the other one and they are both in the same room.

[scotzoidman]

Check, smoke alarms work.

Next task.
Next, you might wanna ask the fire marshall what he thinks about your grill cleaning method :ranting:

[PantyFanatic]

I TOLD you kitchens are evil places you DON'T want to go. :doorpeek:

[Booger]

Next, you might wanna ask the fire marshall what he thinks about your grill cleaning method :ranting:

well there was no fire just lots of smoke so I don't think the fire marshall would care at all.




















ok I have a gas stove so there was fire but only fire where it should be.

[Neige]

I would just like to say...


WOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HABS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:loveshowe :loveshowe :loveshowe :loveshowe :loveshowe :loveshowe :loveshowe :loveshowe :loveshowe :loveshowe

[jay-t]

have been playing at a Midievil Faire for the last 2 days and 1 more day to go

[IowaMan]

All of my kittens now have their eyes open! :cheerlead

They're so damn cute! :loveshowe

[Neige]

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!

[dicksbro]

All of my kittens now have their eyes open! :cheerlead

Now you'll have to start hiding your Playboy magazines. :)

[Neige]

I've always wished I could sing.

[sodaklostsoul]

Kiddo hates the sound of people chewing cereal, even with thier mouth closed.

[osuche]

I went to bed tired and I woke up tired. Sigh.

[dicksbro]

I think if I laid down, I'd conk out.

[Rhiannon]

i lost my temper at work when owners wife told me i fibbed about something.
damn irish tempers.. :bfly:

[PantyFanatic]

No you ^^^ didn't, ............... unless he's a widower now. ;)

[Rhiannon]

nope not a widower. but my temper is more vocal

[WildIrish]

I'm kinda in the mood for a snack.

[dicksbro]

:corn: I'm having some popcorn.

[scotzoidman]

Had a brick fall on my foot, above the big toe joint, & boy howdy, is it sore now...

[Neige]

The photos I took today are beautiful!!!!!!!! There won't be many I'll have to redo, i don't think!

[Pita]

I found $127 dollars laying on the floor in front of my register. I hope the man comes back for his money.

[osuche]

I had sushi for dinner :)