tell me something...

[osuche]

I bullshit really well. Everyone in my Entrepreneurship team agrees. :D

[Oldfart]

An art in itself. Creative conversation.

[Neige]

Montreal's public transportation workers are threatening to go on strike. I hope I won't be in the city when it happens.

[Pita]

:D :rofl: Wenis!

Funniest thing I have read or heard all day! :thumb:

[scotzoidman]

Somehow keeps reminding me of my old penny-ante poker gang, after many long nights of marathon games & inccessant BSing we decided that the plural of penny should be penis...

[IowaMan]

Some days everything comes up roses. Maybe that day is tomorrow.

[sodaklostsoul]

I'll go along with that^^^^^, cause today was a stink.

[IowaMan]

There's a new episode of "Bones" on tonight! :nana:

That Emily Deschanel is soooooo damn hot! :hot: :loveshowe: :faint:

[dicksbro]

April 10th I'll have cataract surgery on my right eye. :(

(Left was done a year and half ago or so.)

[WildIrish]

I just ate an entire sleeve of frozen thin mint GS cookies! :bite:

[rabbit]

I just ate eggs, french toast, and bacon...for dinner!

;)

[osuche]

My ass looks big in these pants.

[IowaMan]

Well since WI isn't logged in I suppose I've got to say to that ^^^, "Where's the pics?"


I am going to be one sore moron in the morning.

[sodaklostsoul]

There's mischief afoot.

[osuche]

I didn;t get all the stuff I needed from the store. :(

[IowaMan]

Being as big of a Chicago Cubs fan (and St. Louis Cardinals hater) as I am you'd think I would be overjoyed that the Cardinals manager was found passed out drunk behind the wheel of his SUV last night/this morning. The fact of the matter is though that it pisses me off to no end! Those damn guys have to set better examples than that! :mad:


Oh, and another thing, is that new avatar of osuche's HOT or what? :hot:

[scotzoidman]

We celebrated our 32nd anniversary in grand style last night. :hump: :bj: :sperm: :licker:

[WildIrish]

Oh, and another thing, is that new avatar of osuche's HOT or what? :hot:


Too late, ya suck up! :p

[IowaMan]

Too late, ya suck up! :p
Hey, it's not like I hadn't noticed it before she posted about it. And yeah, I am sucking up a bit. Oh my, how that makes my mind wander. :p


Congrats to Scotz and Mrs. Scotz!


And in all seriousness osuche, it really is a beautiful picture.

[Lilith]

sand gnats bite ass









and feet




and arms



and damn near anything exposed :D

[Aqua]

I want to know why Lil's ass was exposed... ;)

Glad you're back, Lil.

[IowaMan]

And on the eighth day He created Jiffy mixes. :D

[dicksbro]

We celebrated our 32nd anniversary in grand style last night. :hump: :bj: :sperm: :licker:

CONGRATS!
Hope the :hump: :bj: :sperm: and :licker: were fun! :thumbs:

[sodaklostsoul]

Congrats Scotz and Mrs.!





It was'nt a bad day persay, but I'm tired and in a funky state.

[osuche]

And on the eighth day He created Jiffy mixes. :D


:rofl:

Cornbread or blueberry muffins? :spin:

[IowaMan]

It was cornbread this time around. :p

[dicksbro]

I liked it when He created a Fifth ... hic.

[IowaMan]

My meat is absolutely succulent! :slurp:

[WildIrish]

I think it's ridiculous that those little packages of orange crackers w/peanut butter don't come in human size portions...like 20 or so? :D

[scotzoidman]

And how is it that they continue to get away with mis-labeling the big bag of potato chips by claiming there are 14 servings in the bag?

[Cheyanne]

You can make a very simple cobbler with a can of pie filling, 1 box of Jiffy yellow cake mix and 9 pats of butter?

1 can of pie filling (we like apple, cherry or blueberry)
1 box Jiffy yellow cake mix
9 pats of butter

pour can of pie filling in 9x9 glass pan
pour box of Jiffy cake mix and spread evenly over the top
put nine pats of butter (or soft spread) in a tic-tac-toe pattern on the top
place in preheated 350 degree oven
bake for approx 35-40 minutes or until the top is a golden brown.

Serve with 1 scoop of vanilla ice cream. :D

[IowaMan]

I know of a Pixie who needs to make some room in their PM section so that I can get a "Good Morning" to them. :p

[dicksbro]

I just watched a movie of pictures taken of Saturn's moon Titan and "seas" of liquid methane/ethane near the north pole. Neat.

[jay-t]

The wife bought 2 horses so we have been clearing a pasture of brush and putting up fence all week.

[sodaklostsoul]

Very cool jay-t!!

In a few hours we'll have about 7 ten yr olds at the roller rink.

[Pita]

I have on a brand new dress and look very cute, if I do say so myself. :)

[osuche]

High quality wine can still make you drunk

[dicksbro]

I have on a brand new dress and look very cute, if I do say so myself. :)

Okay, that got my mouth watering ... now ...

:wtp:

[osuche]

I had dreams last night about sex...for the first time in a long time. Maybe this relaxation stuff is good for me.

[Lilith]

I am trying to enjoy my last day off but dread is creeping in. So I'm taking my guys to go see "The Last Mimzy"

[osuche]

I'm terribly amused because I just figured out how to combine horozontal and vertical layout pages in Word for the same document.

Carry on :D

[IowaMan]

There's a new episode of Bones on tonight. :loveshowe:

[dicksbro]

I think we're goint to watch "Happy Feet!" :)

[sodaklostsoul]

I think we're goint to watch "Happy Feet!" :)
We watched that tonight, was pretty cute!!

[ReaperWoman]

When I left the house this morning I knew it was going to rain because I'd bothered to straighten my hair and chosen not to wear my work trainers...
As I neared the end of my road I saw my bus go by in the opposite direction, which meant it was running 15mins late and I'd have to wait 20 mins at the stop since there wasn't much point in going home.
As I got to the very end of my road a car went by and managed to soak me from a tiiiiiiiny puddle, so I had to sit, wet, waiting for the bus.
When I was walking the last stretch to college after the bus, my shoe decided to stay a few paces behind me, leaving me with a wet foot to put back in my shoe.
Got to college and was one of only 3 people who'd come in today since both my lecturers are off just now.
Then the edit programme on my damn computer kept crashing for no reason
Then my stomach cramps started and I decided enough was enough.

Back home in comfy clothes by lunchtime. I'm not going out again today...

[ReaperWoman]

And.... relax. Apologies for the rant...

[wyndhy]

it's like a bad sitcom skit. :D
shitty day, rw

[Eastern]

sorry you are having rough morning
its bound to get better but then again i am optimist :)

When I left the house this morning I knew it was going to rain because I'd bothered to straighten my hair and chosen not to wear my work trainers...
As I neared the end of my road I saw my bus go by in the opposite direction, which meant it was running 15mins late and I'd have to wait 20 mins at the stop since there wasn't much point in going home.
As I got to the very end of my road a car went by and managed to soak me from a tiiiiiiiny puddle, so I had to sit, wet, waiting for the bus.
When I was walking the last stretch to college after the bus, my shoe decided to stay a few paces behind me, leaving me with a wet foot to put back in my shoe.
Got to college and was one of only 3 people who'd come in today since both my lecturers are off just now.
Then the edit programme on my damn computer kept crashing for no reason
Then my stomach cramps started and I decided enough was enough.

Back home in comfy clothes by lunchtime. I'm not going out again today...

[scotzoidman]

Shoulda stood in bed, RW...

[dicksbro]

((((( HUGS ))))) RW ... I have days like that sometimes. :(

[osuche]

I have oodles of expense reports

[dicksbro]

Just set up tables for the Friday Fish Fry. Seating for more than 200. Whew! :)

[Coaster]

I'm still at work...........

[osuche]

I worked until 8 pm tonight...then I brought work home :banghead:

[IowaMan]

I'm going to log off for a bit. A bit much lightning around these parts for my liking right now.

[Coaster]

Pssssst... I think wyndhy is sexy!

[Eastern]

Good morning all
i need caffiene :kissass:

[Coaster]

Now looks like she ^^^ wants a spanking!!! N

Oh boy! Oh Boy.... pick me!!!!!

[WildIrish]

When you read it fast...it looks like osuche has noodles on her expense report. :slurp:

[VeryLonelyMan]

I have been away to long and have forgotten how lovely all the Pixies are.

[Eastern]

be nice i overdid on sake last night. ughhh
coffeee or pepsi.. be right back def pepsi.

[osuche]

The red on my underwear exactly matches the red of my dress

[sodaklostsoul]

Psst, wyndhy............WI is looking at your booty!

[Pita]

I think that Osuche has the hottest avatar on Pixies right now. I love those LONG legs!!

[wyndhy]

i love reading all the things you guys tell me.

i know i haven't been talkin much lately, but i still :heart: you.:x:
:D

[jay-t]

The first day of the Midievil Fair was closed early because of lighting!Supposed to be sunny tommorrow and no rain and they expect around 30,000 people tommorrow so maybe our booth will do well

[IowaMan]

I'm glad that Lizz is in England right now because the town she used to live in is under a tornado warning right now. As I look out the window here I see the skies to the SW of here are looking sort of greenish/yellow. Not a great sign.

[ReaperWoman]

My OH commented that the smily :roflmao: was a guy rlling about having a wank.

"looks like he's loving it!"

:rofl: (sicne he can't comment on <---that smily)

[scotzoidman]

Newest, most powerful computer I've ever owned is sitting on the desk before me. Still getting used to how different everything looks & feels with XP...

[sodaklostsoul]

I either have another cold or allergies kicked in. Blech!!

[dicksbro]

My front lawn needs mowing.

[IowaMan]

The Cubs haven't won the World Series since 1908 but this is going to be the season. It's gonna happen this year. :wish:

[Oldfart]

I just heard of Lemonade Scones.


It's all in the ingredients. Just three of them - lemonade, cream and flour.

How to make your lemonade scones.
Ingredients:

1 cup of lemonade
1 cup of cream
3 cups of self-raising flour

Preheat oven to very hot 220C.
Add lemonade and cream to flour, mix to form soft dough, then place mixture on floured surface.
Knead dough to a 2 cm thickness and cut with a floured cutter.
Place close together on tray, brush with whisked egg and bake for 10 - 15 minutes.

Maybe instead of Hot Cross Buns this year.

[osuche]

I'm dreading that the construction workers are coming back tomorrow morning

[dicksbro]

I'm thinking OF's recipe needs trying. :)

[IowaMan]

The Cubbies play today!!! :nana::nana::nana:

[smithy020]

Can someone tell the score to last nights mets cards game since i crashed out before it finished?

[scotzoidman]

Can someone tell the score to last nights mets cards game since i crashed out before it finished? Mets 6-Cards 2, I believe...

[scotzoidman]

Waking up to the wife's back in too bad shape for work, followed by discovering that the phones are DOA, is one suckass way to start the day...

[osuche]

Sometimes headaches are so bad that nothing solves them

[IowaMan]

It stopped raining here about 45 minutes ago and the streets are still flooded. Maybe I'll go for a swim instead of a walk this morning.

[Eastern]

I am so tired of drama on yahoo and place. im ight just hang out here for a bit. *pulls up chair

[Oldfart]

Eastern,

Quiet enough to hear your own thoughts.

Quiet enough to hear your own thoughts.

Damn that echo.

[osuche]

These people give great phone interviews. :)

[IowaMan]

I get to help coach the Babe Ruth League baseball team this summer. :)

[Eastern]

sorry had to do errand. oh joy
that echo is pretty bad.. bad..... bad.. :kissass:

[IowaMan]

If all goes to plan, and the weather cooperates, my contractor is supposed to start working on the new windows and siding for my house next week. :wish:

[scotzoidman]

Interesting, my contractor (also guitar player in my band) has promised to bring his boys around to start knocking down the leaning chimney & put in a patio door & cover this a.m.

[IowaMan]

Last night was the second night in a row I had a bad dream that woke me up. :(

[sodaklostsoul]

Sorry to hear that ((((((((((IowaMan))))))))))).


Well its been a long week and today is the day we lock the doors on my store. I will miss my boss who is going to a different store then me and I'm wondering how my new store will be. They are putting a few of us in my new store even tho she needs no help. So us keyholders will be taking hours from the cashiers. I'm sure there will be alot of resentment (sp). I've put in for my vacaton time so I will have the week off before I start the new store, so hopefully after todays shift I'm free for a week!!

I've missed Pixies, have checked in some during this week but was pretty wiped out to stay long. Hugs to everyone!!!

[PantyFanatic]

Pixies has missed you. :( I'm glad to hear you have another store to go to :thumb: (I must have missed that good news that was hanging over you for a while) and am sure the new operation will be keeping you busy.

Now about the week off :) .................... Are you charging up the camera batteries? :D





:wtp:

[IowaMan]

I've got a toothache. :(

[ReaperWoman]

I had not one, but two excellent dreams last night! One involved a bunch of Pixies in some sort of adventure-type dream that I frequently have. At least it beats the one I had a few days ago with the shrivelled people... *shudders*

[scotzoidman]

At least it wasn't about shriveled penises :P

The top 6 feet of the chimney came down last evening, & I wish I'd had a video camera to capture the moment...the good news is that everybody is still alive with all their limbs intact...it was one of those great guy moments, where ya get to see something demolished...

[sodaklostsoul]

Pixies has missed you. :( I'm glad to hear you have another store to go to :thumb: (I must have missed that good news that was hanging over you for a while) and am sure the new operation will be keeping you busy.

Now about the week off :) .................... Are you charging up the camera batteries? :D





:wtp:
The camera batteries are charging for June when the child is gone, this week is strictly for Boog and me, I'm not sharing!! :nana:

While I'm on vacation this week the DM is suppose to call me and let me know for sure my new store and hours to work. So its not really set in stone and I could see this playing out in a few ways.........He'll call and tell me that the store I wanted will be too full and I need to go another I won't like or he'll tell me I need to float until a position opens up or I might get lucky and can collect unemployment until a position opens up. So I'll sit and wait for him to call, at least I can sit at home and have time off, even tho its snowing and I can't do the outside stuff I wanted.

[IowaMan]

I didn't realize just exactly how much crap I had stored on my old computer.

[Pita]

I don't like being without my Joe!

I don't like writing essays!

[IowaMan]

IowaMan is one tired fella and is going to go plant his butt on the couch and drift off while watching a DVD. :wave:

[jay-t]

we've been spring cleaning all day getting ready for about 40 people tommorrow for dinner and an Easter egg hunt for the kids.

[scotzoidman]

I had almost forgotten how hot WW's stories could be...

[osuche]

My sister's mom has a terminal brain tumor...I just found out tonight.

[IowaMan]

(((((osuche, her sister & her mother)))))


I am going to go take a shower, get dressed and then hit the road. :car:

[dicksbro]

My sister's mom has a terminal brain tumor...I just found out tonight.

I'm terribly sorry to hear that, osuche. For sure you are all in our prayers.

(((((((((( HUGS ))))))))))

[ReaperWoman]

((((((((osuche))))))))





...On a different note entirely... :weg:

I have wine :wine: and an empty house and I'm feeling verrrrrry horny. :slurp:


Who can get here the quickest? :teleport:

[smithy020]

i think i can run it pretty quick!

[IowaMan]

I believe I'm going to do a light upper body workout then grab a bag of ice for my increasingly swollen right knee. After that I may just get into bed and scratch the living hell out of an itch that has been building up for a bit.

[rabbit]

My sister's mom has a terminal brain tumor...I just found out tonight.

OMG...that's awful news. I am so sorry...


(((osuche)))

[Oldfart]

We can only pray for merciful swiftness.

In my thoughts, osuche.

[osuche]

Thanks, everyone. She (my sister's mom) is the same age as our dad would have been if he were still alive...56. Which is much too young for a terminal tumor (is there ever a good age?)

I can't help but think how sad he'd be if he knew....and empathize with my sister, who is facing the death of her other parent. Sometimes life isn't fair.

[mikaylasmummy]

I love being a mum

[IowaMan]

I just noticed where our Lilith reached the 40,000 post milestone! :nana:


Oh yeah, and I wanna be a cowboy........... and you can be my cowgirl. :rofl:

[Lilith]

Thanks! I really would like to stay home today.

[Oldfart]

Bloody great effort.

[IowaMan]

My contractor is outside right now setting up the scaffolding so he can start working on the house in the morning. :D

[Coaster]

wyndhy is still sexy!

[ReaperWoman]

Don't so surprised, Coaster, or you'll be in for :spank:

:D

[ReaperWoman]

... or maybe that was the intention... ;)

[osuche]

I hate workplace drama

[Eastern]

i hate real life drama in general.

[ReaperWoman]

It sucks sometimes, but I'll take the bad with the good - makes me feel alive...

(((Osuche))) Hope everything calms down soon

[IowaMan]

We've got a winter weather warning that is going into effect from 1am tomorrow morning until 7pm tomorrow night. Supposedly we'll get around eight inches of snow. :yikes:

I should just get in the car and head to California right now. :car:

[IowaMan]

I'm here with just Lil and Lixy............. :faint:

Is this Heaven?


No, IowaMan you dumbass, it's better than that, it's Pixies!!! :D

[osuche]

I'm eating fried chicken patty and a spinach salad for dinner...and I call that "balance"

:rofl:

[Coaster]

Going to call it a night soon... listening to Leno.......

[IowaMan]

I finally finished a book last night that I started back in December. It was a great work, I'm glad the author was recommended to me by another Pixie. :nod:

[sodaklostsoul]

I finished a book too!!! Started it way back and never picked it back up until the other day.

[sodaklostsoul]

Just called and made a hair appointment for tomarrow, the gal who answered the phone is far too bubbly for this morning. And she had this little giggle that made me think of a high school girl.

Just so you know, I hate having my hair done. It's few and far between when I go. I'm not a girly girl.

[Pita]

I haven't finished my math homework, or studied for the quiz that is tonight.

[scotzoidman]

Chimney's down, bricks are piled on skids waiting to be re-used, the wall was framed & sheathed but not insulated for the coldest night of this spring...the door is now installed (with the missing parts also in now) drywall is up (which I will mud, sand & paint myself)...in short, it's all installed, my contractor has gotten paid, God's in His Heaven, all's right with the world...


Now all I gotta do is paint, build shelves, build steps, lay paving bricks...ain't no thang...

[osuche]

I'm having curry and great convo with friends tonight

[IowaMan]

Most of our snow has already melted. :nana::nana::nana:

[Neige]

We got like 3 inches of snow since noon!

[Oldfart]

I'm still waiting for our snow.

[sodaklostsoul]

/me sends a snow making maching to OF.

[IowaMan]

I went a bit overboard online shopping last night. Oh well, it was all stuff I really needed, right? :p

[Pita]

I have all my windows wide open because it is a BEAUTIFUL day here!! :nana:

[IowaMan]

I really can't believe what I did today.

[sodaklostsoul]

I'm wondering what IowaMan did.

[IowaMan]

Netflix sent me the wrong movie today. They sent me one called "Mad Cowgirl". :shrug:

A pretty far cry from "Copying Beethoven" I do believe. :rofl:

[Pita]

I have finished the ironing and am working on a nice cup of tea. :)

[IowaMan]

The sight of old siding falling to the ground as the guys rip it off of my house is a very, very nice thing to see. Maybe I'll have to post some Little IowaMan reaction pics. ;)

[sodaklostsoul]

I need to do the dishes before I go to work later.

[dicksbro]

I'm starting to look forward to lunch in a little while.

[IowaMan]

I've had an absolutely great day and I'll get to watch the Cubbies beat San Diego here in a couple of hours so...................

There's booze in the blender and soon it will render that frozen concoction that helps me hang on. :D

[sodaklostsoul]

For some reason I had it in my head that I worked at 3:30 today instead of 3:00, oh well, what they gonna do, fire me?!?!?! Pfft..........lol.

[dicksbro]

IowaMan will probably sleep in, basking in the 12-4 Cubbies win! :)

[IowaMan]

DB hit that one ^^^ right on the head. :D

[dicksbro]

DB hit that one ^^^ right on the head. :D

Sorry. Hope it didn't hurt. :)

[osuche]

I have the best friends in the world

[IowaMan]

I'm having my first "real" Mountain Dew in a couple of years right now. Not Diet and not caffeine-free. Oh my god, I had forgotten how much I love this stuff! :loveshowe:

I've gotta think my doctor wouldn't mind me having six or seven a day, there's not that much caffeine in it, right? :p

[WildIrish]

I'm such a whore! :D



Um...business whore, that is. :p

[ReaperWoman]

Damn... :p ^^^ Sure you won't reconsider? ;)

[IowaMan]

It's an absolutely beautiful night here in eastern Iowa.

[ReaperWoman]

I ran out the house to buy fish from the fishman (in his van) and when I got back inside I realised I was showing a little bit more breasts than is really safe for old men to see. Replaying the small talk, he was obviously out of countenance and I didn't even have a clue... :rolleyes2

:D

[IowaMan]

I wish I was the guy selling RW her fish. :D

[Eastern]

LOL at RW

[ReaperWoman]

One of my other neighbours had come to get some fish too but I often feel like he's looking at me funny anyway, so I didn't notice any difference there!

[WildIrish]

I applied a liberal dose of baby oil to my genitals this morning...to help ward off excema, of course. :D

[IowaMan]

McDreamy will be in Iowa soon. If any of you Pixies ladies want to come see him, you've got a place to stay. Of course I'm about 2 hours away from where he'll be but we can work something out I'm sure. :D

http://desmoinesregister.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20070418/SPORTS1401/70418013/1003&lead=1

[dicksbro]

I just ran out and got some rainbow sherbert. Just plain sounded good.

[scotzoidman]

I'll have to thank the guy in scheduling for asking me to cover my old route yesterday pm...I had almost forgotten why I gave it up in the first place...

[IowaMan]

The cheap digital camera I bought to be able to send some pics of the work on the house to my folks isn't working. :(

[Oldfart]

IM

Sometimes the batteries need to be stronger than just your normal Evereadys.

[WildIrish]

GG stole my cheese!

[IowaMan]

I've got a toothache. Second one in the last week or so. :(

So.......... I'm going to take some Tylenol PM and go to bed. :)

:wave: G'night Pixies!

[sodaklostsoul]

Night IowaMan...............get that tooth looked at.

[dicksbro]

Quiet early morning at the ol' Hacienda del Pixies

[IowaMan]

My sister shares her birthday with Adolf Hiltler and I never fail to remind her of that each year on this day. :D

[osuche]

I had a wine and cheese party for the people I work with yesterday and I think everyone had fun

[musicman]

I think I have secured backstage passes to tonight's Billy Joel show BUT I don't think i'll get to meet him...

[WildIrish]

I've got a wicked bad case of spring fever today.

[IowaMan]

I'm extremely pleased with the progress that the contractors are making on my house. :nod:

[1nutworld]

I've been really un-productive today.

[Eastern]

i am done having pity party and looking forward to job fair

[Neige]

I always miss spots on my knees when I shave my legs.

[IowaMan]

It looks like the first night of Little League practice may get rained out tonight. :(

[WildIrish]

My laptop is woefully aged, but there's no chance in hell of getting a new one anytime soon.

[1nutworld]

I'm the same way with my desktop 'puter WI. Maybe for x-mas.

[osuche]

My stomach is constantly upset...and no, I'm not preggers :p

[Coaster]

Self employment is challenging!

[GreenChef]

I had a really bad week-end
and my stomach was a mess the whole time.
Just when I think it's over it come back to bite...

[IowaMan]

I just noticed that my spam folder has over 200 items in it from today alone. :yikes:

[WildIrish]

I keep my spam in the can, but hey...whatever works for ya. :p

[IowaMan]

I use a Ziploc folder for my spam, sometimes a Glad one if I've got a coupon. :p

[WildIrish]

/me offers ^^^ some Tupperware, cus no home should be without 714 containers with mismatched tops. :D

[Aqua]

I ran out the house to buy fish from the fishman (in his van) and when I got back inside I realised I was showing a little bit more breasts than is really safe for old men to see. Replaying the small talk, he was obviously out of countenance and I didn't even have a clue... :rolleyes2
:D
:roflmao:

[WildIrish]

/me hits ^^^ with a :fish: while he's rolling around on the ground

[IowaMan]

The remodeling has been officially called off due to rain for today. :(

[WildIrish]

The pregnant hooker that waved to me last year is back down to competition weight. Partially because of the exercise program our town legislated. Apparently, they are attempting to discourage prostitution by making it illegal to stand on the corner...now they have to walk up and down the road.

[IowaMan]

Six stitches later I realized that I should just buy pre-sliced cheese from now on.

[Neige]

Six stitches later I realized that I should just buy pre-sliced cheese from now on.

Now I know I told ya power tools could be sexy... but I didn't want you to try and slice off your thumb!!!!!! Take care, IowaMan!

[smithy020]

today i played golf and for the first time ages i really enjoyed it!

[Oldfart]

Ouch, IM.

smithy020, my handicap is the way I hold the stick. And that's only mini-golf.

[GreenChef]

Getting there, I think ...

IM, yikes cutting cheese, take it easy there partner.
Oh and remember a dull knife is more likely to cut you than a sharp one, trust me.

Smithy, they play golf in Scotland?
Kidding...
I know
and I hope to learn this summer, got me pa's old clubs

[GreenChef]

Got to run, seems Preistess are playing a surprise show at the Barfly, keep hearing about them from many of my friends, so now is my chance :rockon:

[Booger]

Six stitches later I realized that I should just buy pre-sliced cheese from now on.


IowaMan go out and buy a cheap wooden cutting board. About 1/4 of the way from one edge of the board acroos the top cut a 1/16 inch deep slot. At one end of the slot cut a 1/8 inch deep slot across the edge of the board. On the underside of the board on the end where you cut the slot cut an 1 inch long slot 1/4 deep going the Opposite way. Go to the local music shop get a guitar string(you might want to do this when you get the cutting board). Go out and steal two nails from the guys working on your house cut the tip and head off the nails (cut to and inch long). Take the guitar string and tie it to the nails to either end. Then take the one nail and put it in the slot you cut in the bottem of the board stringing the guitar sting up threw the slot you cut on the edge. put the cheese on the board so where you want to cut is over the slot. Useing the other nail as a handle pull the guiter string threw the cheese(this should work on any soft and simi soft cheese).

Just another great Idea I'm stealing from Alton Brown.

[dicksbro]

Six stitches later I realized that I should just buy pre-sliced cheese from now on.

OMG! Careful feller!

Remember, WI asked "Who Moved My Cheese," not "Who Took a Knife and Slew It."

Seriously, sorry to hear that you cut yourself.

(Say, if you get a lot of the ladies coming over and kissing your boo boo better, let me know ... :) )

[WildIrish]

(Say, if you get a lot of the ladies coming over and kissing your boo boo better, let me know ... :) )


And if that works...remember that the same logic may not apply to penis wounds. :p

[GreenChef]

Wow What A Show Preistess !
I was a dancin' fool :dance: :dance:
Now I'm a little hung over
Well, off to play in the dirt ...

[Aqua]

If you stab a man in the heart in the dead of winter, steam will rise from the wound.

[WildIrish]

If you stab a man in the heart in the dead of winter, steam will rise from the wound.


:yikes:

[GreenChef]

Well of course, and if you slit his throat, the blood will spray into a geiser

:jedi: ..... Luke I am your Father

[wyndhy]

i never noticed that. i guess 'cause when i do my stabbin, i do it in the summer. if absolutely must stab someone in the dead of winter, i try to aim for the temple. :p

[GreenChef]

No I'm affraid I've never stabbed anyone
mind you one time in the kitchen...

worst I've done is break a heart
and the worst done to me is having my heart broken
oh and of course the subsequent abuse (but I suppose that is my fault for allowing that to happen)

[IowaMan]

I sprayed some of that RGX body spray on myself and now I'm all turned on because I smell so great. :rofl:

[scotzoidman]

IowaMan go out and buy a cheap wooden cutting board. About 1/4 of the way from one edge of the board acroos the top cut a 1/16 inch deep slot. At one end of the slot cut a 1/8 inch deep slot across the edge of the board. On the underside of the board on the end where you cut the slot cut an 1 inch long slot 1/4 deep going the Opposite way. Go to the local music shop get a guitar string(you might want to do this when you get the cutting board). Go out and steal two nails from the guys working on your house cut the tip and head off the nails (cut to and inch long). Take the guitar string and tie it to the nails to either end. Then take the one nail and put it in the slot you cut in the bottem of the board stringing the guitar sting up threw the slot you cut on the edge. put the cheese on the board so where you want to cut is over the slot. Useing the other nail as a handle pull the guiter string threw the cheese(this should work on any soft and simi soft cheese).

Just another great Idea I'm stealing from Alton Brown.
There are actual wire cheese slicers available at any grocery store for about $3-4...if you go for the homemade one, you might want to specify an unwound guitar string, & since they come in a variety of guages, probably thinner is better, like a high E string (.012 to .008)...

& pre-sliced cheese isn't that pricey compared to a trip to the ER ;)

[Coaster]

I sprayed some of that RGX body spray on myself and now I'm all turned on because I smell so great. :rofl:



HAHAHAHAHA.......... He's crazy! ^^^^^^ :rofl: I'm laughing out loud!

[scotzoidman]

A new(er) minivan could be in my future, sometime in the next 14 days...

[osuche]

I miss having someone to date - no strings attached. Every date with Mr. Osuche winds up in bed. ;)

[Neige]

I'm going to France!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:line::line::line::line:

[PantyFanatic]

How come? :confused: Has the 'separate nation' been expelled?:rolleyes2

[Neige]

:spank:

I'm going there to work, silly. :p

[Aqua]

I miss having someone to date - no strings attached. Every date with Mr. Osuche winds up in bed. ;)
You almost make it sound like that's a bad thing. :p

[IowaMan]

The Wapsi is rising to very high levels and is going to be tough to contain. And nope, that's not my pet name for Little IowaMan, it's a river in the area. :p

[wyndhy]

I'm going there to work, silly. :p
how exciting! 'grats!

[osuche]

You almost make it sound like that's a bad thing. :p


No...it's not a bad thing at all. At least it isn't until he starts snoring. :yikes:

[IowaMan]

I'm going to go try and arrange the cluster*#@! that is my living room furniture (thanks to the work being done inside on the windows today) into a cozy little area to plop my butt down and watch the new episode of Grey's Anatomy.

I'm sure I'll be back a bit later on. :wave:

[1nutworld]

I was mighty productive after work today. I got some supplies to fix my broken toilet, some more supplies to clean out my shower head, so the water spray isn't 10 foot in diameter, I got another shirt for work, and most importantly.....................


I got a new coffee pot!!

[IowaMan]

I got a new coffee pot!!
Are services pending for the old one? :rofl:

[1nutworld]

Are services pending for the old one? :rofl:

most definatly!

[sodaklostsoul]

Congrats Nut on the new coffee maker, now pull a Garfield and punt that old one. :D

[1nutworld]

Congrats Nut on the new coffee maker, now pull a Garfield and punt that old one. :D

YOUBETCHA!

[IowaMan]

This Pixie is heading to bed. Night everybody. :wave:

[Coaster]

I feel good for Neige!!!!

[ReaperWoman]

I got a new coffee pot!!
:cheerlead I'm so happy for you and your new arrival... :rofl:


:coffee:

[IowaMan]

I'm so incredibly easily amused. I'm all excited because I'm supposed to receive a CD of college football fight songs in the mail today. They were playing it in South Bend the other day before the football game and I just had to have it. So my home will sound like a tailgate party a bit later on today, hopefully. :D

"On Iowa!"
"Notre Dame Victory March"
"Across the Field"
"The Victors"
"Boomer Sooner"
"On Wisconsin"
etc.....

Set up that grill and pass me a beer!!! :D

[dicksbro]

I didn't get a new coffepot, but I did put some new gasoline in my car. :(

[IowaMan]

I'm here with only Lou & TinglingTess right now. :D

Gonna be a good day!!! :thumb:

[sodaklostsoul]

It's Friday!!!!!!!!!
End of my work week, I like having weekends off right now.

[1nutworld]

I gotta admit that I don't think I've ever seen the words "coffee pot" being used so many times in a 24 hour time-span in my life.

um......Thanks everyone!

(does all this talk and "congratulations" about a flipping coffee pot really mean that my life IS that pathetic)

[WildIrish]

If you can believe what you read on the internet...osuche purrs.

[Oldfart]

Only 4 more sleeps until I'm officially unemployed.

[WildIrish]

Their loss, OF.

[GreenChef]

I think I'm tired of wasting my time and emotions on people who obviously do not value what it is. Funny thing yesterday, I found out her time is more valuable than mine, so why shouldn't she be able to jam on me on a whim?

[osuche]

If you can believe what you read on the internet...osuche purrs.


Come closer and you can hear for yourself... ;)

[Neige]

My man is going to Cuba next week!

[scotzoidman]

I didn't get a new coffepot, but I did put some new gasoline in my car. :(
Hope that didn't require a second mortgage..

[sodaklostsoul]

Prolly just an arm and a leg.

[cherrypie7788]

$10 worth of gas in my SUV didnt even give me 1/4 of a tank :rolleyes:

[IowaMan]

I'm going to go take my shower, get packed and then I'll be off for my weekend. :car:

[Pita]

I got a new computer chair last night for half the price we thought it was. So, we bought two! :thumb:

[sodaklostsoul]

Blech!!!!! Kiddo has been using my sissors to open popcicles again.

[Lilith]

ha ha I have sticky scissors from that too.

[Neige]

I am packing to move today. I hate it because I'm not moving back home. I'm homesick. I miss Lake. I miss my girls.

[osuche]

((((Neige))))

I am addicted to IM as a form of communication

[cherrypie7788]

I got lots of sun today at the beach

[dicksbro]

Had a terrific day yesterday although exhausting, so, I went to bed early and now woke up early, too. .

[IowaMan]

I am addicted to IM as a form of communication
You're addicted to me? :confused:

Oh, I'll bet you mean instant messages huh? I was gonna say, I believe I would've noticed had you been addicted to communication to me.

Oh well, a guy can always wish. :p

[campingboy]

We had a wonderful day here, unfortunately I had a headache for most of it.

[IowaMan]

I need to make a trip to the pharmacy as soon as it is open.