View Full Version : What made you laugh today!
sodaklostsoul
07-26-2005, 11:35 AM
Our little 7 week old fur ball sitting up on his hind legs like a rabbit.
How evil my daughter can be. Just like her mama! :D
IAKaraokeGirl
07-26-2005, 02:38 PM
Being told how mean my emails are...man, I must be a *terrible* supervisor. :D
My dog carrying on so when I came home.
WildIrish
07-26-2005, 02:46 PM
PF starting trouble
IAKaraokeGirl
07-26-2005, 04:45 PM
Being told by the boss that that's why she "pays me the big bucks." :confused:
:grin:
sodaklostsoul
07-26-2005, 05:15 PM
PF starting trouble
PF may have started it......but you and Aqua sure are adding to it. LMAO :jester:
PantyFanatic
07-26-2005, 05:50 PM
PF may have started it......but you and Aqua sure are adding to it. LMAO :jester:
:wingang:
PantyFanatic
07-26-2005, 05:52 PM
Pf's "coo coo butter"
:trout:
IAKaraokeGirl
07-26-2005, 05:53 PM
Being asked what the dumbass did now. :grin:
bare4you
07-26-2005, 09:05 PM
My old nemesis (who now works for me) inserting his other foot into his own mouth!
Steph
07-27-2005, 12:24 PM
My faithless dog looking disappointed when I came home without Dan, the new guy.
Thnking about how wrong the above sentence would sound if you removed the word 'home'. :yikes:
Steph
07-27-2005, 12:27 PM
Thnking about how wrong the above sentence would sound if you removed the word 'home'. :yikes:
ROFL I'd have to add "Oral B" there somewhere, too.
THIS... (http://www.rusu.co.uk/clubs_RenderPage.asp?clubid=6591&pageid=17395) almost killed me.
:rofl:
IAKaraokeGirl
07-27-2005, 12:54 PM
OMG, Aqua and WI in the "I've Got..." thread! :spin:
WildIrish
07-27-2005, 01:24 PM
Ok...Voltron was good. ha ha
IAKaraokeGirl
07-27-2005, 01:27 PM
Someone who sent me a PM, I think just so he could receive clarification and an ego boost. LOL. :spin:
dicksbro
07-27-2005, 01:29 PM
Our cat, meeting me at the door, meowing, then leading me to where the kitty treats are kept. :D
This is good too...
Did you know there is a Voltron movie in the works?
IAKaraokeGirl
07-28-2005, 06:29 AM
The fact that I sent him last night what was probably, if printed, a six-page email, and the line he remembered from it when I talked to him this morning was, "...and then I had a mind-blowing orgasm, thinking of you..." ;)
WildIrish
07-28-2005, 08:51 AM
sound wavs from the Dukes of Hazzard :grin:
Steph
07-28-2005, 09:15 AM
ROFLMAO @ Voltron!
What made me laugh today, yesterday & every freaking day is my friend Charles. He's a 75-year-old queen who is the most bitter (but funny) bastard you'd ever want to meet in your life. He stares at people he doesn't like kinda like this guy (their eyebrows are the same, too). I can't do him justice because you can't hear his voice. He kicked my boyfriend out of the kitchen last night so we could have a "girl talk". LOL
IAKaraokeGirl
07-28-2005, 09:27 AM
Her^^--"Sam the Eagle," and Johnny Cash during power outages. :grin:
sodaklostsoul
07-28-2005, 12:12 PM
Yup...Steph's eamil was funny!!!
Little fur ball thinking he is a big attack cat!!
girlredhot
07-28-2005, 12:18 PM
:rofl: A inside joke.
The morning radio show I listen to.
IAKaraokeGirl
07-28-2005, 12:59 PM
An email conversation with someone who understands *exactly* what reality is and what it isn't. :grin:
WildIrish
07-28-2005, 01:04 PM
steph's snappin' gyro
IAKaraokeGirl
07-28-2005, 01:13 PM
My seven-year old son, so excited to be reading HP&THBP, whose second sentence was, "But, I don't understand, Mom. What's a prime minister?" :Grin:
My seven-year old son, so excited to be reading HP&THBP, whose second sentence was, "But, I don't understand, Mom. What's a prime minister?" :Grin:
Did you tell him it's someone who only minister's to people that have a favorite number that is only divisible by one and itself? :p
PantyFanatic
07-29-2005, 12:23 AM
...Little fur ball thinking he is a big attack cat!!
I think I have his pic right here SODA. ;)
Steph
07-29-2005, 03:24 AM
steph's snappin' gyro
The neverending names WI comes up with for body parts :D :D
sodaklostsoul
07-29-2005, 09:57 AM
That's about right PF!!
Booger
07-29-2005, 05:30 PM
when I noticed Wild Irish had the 5th highest post count in the "The HUT~ No boys allowed! " thread
Steph
07-29-2005, 08:12 PM
when I noticed Wild Irish had the 5th highest post count in the "The HUT~ No boys allowed! " thread
ROFL I was just in there & was not surprised to see him make a fleeting entrance again!
IAKaraokeGirl
07-29-2005, 08:47 PM
A surprise phone call this evening. :D
bare4you
07-30-2005, 08:31 AM
I haven't yet today - it's too early....
sodaklostsoul
07-30-2005, 12:05 PM
Scarecrow NOT working for PF!!
sodaklostsoul
08-10-2005, 04:25 PM
The great peeps at Pixies!!
Getting caught in the rain storm we had in a white shirt.
osuche
08-11-2005, 08:31 PM
Back and fourth banter about my workplace being "the land of bizzaro"
Steph
08-12-2005, 04:20 PM
a klutzy chef spilling peppercorns all over the kitchen
Lilith
08-12-2005, 05:43 PM
Disparaging some poor child's heritage as well as several branches of the US Armed Services, on accident and my co-operating teacher nearly pissing herself laughing.
my daughter getting light brown low lites in her blond hair and someone teasing her about buying artificial intelligence.....
dicksbro
08-13-2005, 08:13 AM
A joke I got in an email ... PF, I did think of you ...
NO PANTIES
There is a girl walking up the stairs in the court house one day. As one of the judges is walking by, he looks up and notices that this girl is not wearing any panties. He then calls the girl and gives her $10 and says "Little girl, take this money and buy yourself some panties as it is not good to walk around without any panties on."
The girl then goes home and gives the money to her mother and asks her mother to buy panties for her. When the mother asks where the girl got the money from, the girl explained what happened. Upon hearing how the girl got the money, the mother rushes to her room, whips off her panties, and puts on one of her shortest dresses and runs out to the court house. As soon as the mother sees a judge coming, she begins to walk up the stairs. The judge then notices the lady and calls her down.
The woman not wanting to show that she is expecting anything walks back to the judge very calmly. The judge then gives the lady $1 and says, "Take this money and for God's Sakes, buy yourself a razor!"
PantyFanatic
08-13-2005, 08:56 AM
^^ :grin:
sodaklostsoul
08-13-2005, 09:36 AM
DB's joke!! Too funny!
sodaklostsoul
08-18-2005, 10:56 AM
The kitty trying to hang himself in the cord to the blinds.
dicksbro
08-18-2005, 02:02 PM
Our little kitty pushing his catnip mouse under the sweeper ... then working it get it out. (When he finally does, he pushes it under again. :D)
Lilith
08-18-2005, 04:06 PM
A little girl asking my supervising teacher if her sock lines on her ankles were stretch marks and my teacher threatening to show her some :grin:
sodaklostsoul
08-19-2005, 09:24 AM
Oh my gosh Lilith!!! LOL
wyndhy
08-19-2005, 10:46 AM
the kids "helping' me pay the bills.
bare4you
08-19-2005, 03:22 PM
A little girl asking my supervising teacher if her sock lines on her ankles were stretch marks and my teacher threatening to show her some :grin:
The image of what Lilith's face must have looked like when she heard this. :rofl:
Disparaging some poor child's heritage as well as several branches of the US Armed Services, on accident and my co-operating teacher nearly pissing herself laughing.
Uhm... how do you do this accidentally? :rofl: :spin:
Lilith
08-19-2005, 04:39 PM
A child who in the midst of utter chaos informed us that she had lost her invisible cat :grin:
My 100 lbs dog walking into the room wearing my daughter's skirt and T-shirt. :D
mayhem1978
08-20-2005, 01:43 PM
A dairy farmer getting rejected and then coming back the following day in drag.
This is so f'n bad. But there are some good ones in there like the 16 year old kid with the voice of a pro already
rabbit
08-20-2005, 08:42 PM
For the 10,000th time, Animal House
IAKaraokeGirl
08-20-2005, 08:43 PM
A woman who saw my license plate in the parking lot (that would be "pah-king lot" here) at Target and wanted to know if I was headed back to Iowa. :grin:
wyndhy
08-20-2005, 08:49 PM
murphy's law
IAKaraokeGirl
08-20-2005, 08:50 PM
A telephone conversation with my sister. :)
rabbit
08-20-2005, 08:56 PM
A funny joke from my brother.
osuche
08-20-2005, 09:02 PM
My Econ prof's bad jokes about elasticity
PantyFanatic
08-20-2005, 09:11 PM
A woman who saw my license plate in the parking lot (that would be "pah-king lot" here) at Target and wanted to know if I was headed back to Iowa. :grin:
You have to expect that when you 'pahk ua kah' in the lots around there. :rofl:
;)
IAKaraokeGirl
08-22-2005, 04:50 PM
Being compared to beefy nachos with all the trimings. :rofl:
girlredhot
08-23-2005, 12:52 PM
A couple of posts I have read today. If you need a smile then go to pixies. :rofl:
WildIrish
08-23-2005, 01:49 PM
Fish Hash :grin:
IAKaraokeGirl
08-23-2005, 04:41 PM
A phone call made on the drive home to someone I've missed. :)
wyndhy
08-23-2005, 04:55 PM
a crazy co-inky-dink
IAKaraokeGirl
08-23-2005, 04:57 PM
The fact that wyndhy said "co-inky-dink" :rofl:
wyndhy
08-23-2005, 04:58 PM
thinking it's really cause i don't know how to spell it the right way :p
IAKaraokeGirl
08-23-2005, 05:03 PM
She ^^^ did! Multiple times!
maddy
08-23-2005, 05:12 PM
hehehe @ co-inky-dink ... one of my favorite words.
sodaklostsoul
08-25-2005, 03:18 PM
Little Abner(our kitten) lying behind Boog's monitor and licking the wall.
wyndhy
08-25-2005, 04:16 PM
thinking that boog ^^^^ oughta clean up after himself :rofl::D
sodaklostsoul
08-25-2005, 04:54 PM
Wyndhy's post ^^^^ I laughed so hard I was crying!!! OMG too funny!! Boog will get a kick out of it later when we get back home.
osuche
08-26-2005, 08:52 PM
A conversation with our corp lawyer today...I finally managed to draw him out. :D
IAKaraokeGirl
08-26-2005, 08:53 PM
Someone who won't give a direct answer on appropriate wine. :D
sodaklostsoul
08-30-2005, 12:38 PM
The cat not liking the fact that he got bit back.
wyndhy
08-30-2005, 12:39 PM
the negotiation skills of a 4 year old.
channel surfing and catching a couple of minutes of Jerry Springer lol
IAKaraokeGirl
08-30-2005, 07:30 PM
Reminding him, as we were getting dressed, that it was a bit surreal to have my high school boyfriend in my bed...while waiting for my parents to get "home." :grin:
Talking to my neighbour this afternoon and my dog going up to him and pissing on his leg....
BigBear57
08-31-2005, 02:42 PM
This :
http://toccionline.kizash.com/films/1001/178/
sodaklostsoul
09-12-2005, 05:38 AM
Steph......pigtails......inkwell.......cyberspace........LMAO!!!
Steph
09-12-2005, 05:57 AM
Tee hee, you caught that, sdls? :D
I walked my cranky guy to the bus stop just now (he hates mornings) & a pimp/dealer asked if he could take me for a walk tomorrow morning. My 'hood is just too weirdly funny.
sodaklostsoul
09-12-2005, 09:50 AM
Another great line from an email.......Grade 7 called, they want their drama back...lmao!!!!
Steph
09-12-2005, 10:39 AM
Yes, I will marry you, sdls (only if Abner is part of the package!)! :D
mayhem1978
09-12-2005, 10:41 AM
my little cat hunting a fly and falling of the window ledge
sodaklostsoul
09-12-2005, 10:51 AM
Yes, I will marry you, sdls (only if Abner is part of the package!)! :D
Only if you promise to feed and love him!!! :rofl:
Steph
09-12-2005, 10:55 AM
I will also make sure he doesn't fall off ledges chasing flies! Wait . . . that would be hilarious. He's on his own there!
sodaklostsoul
09-12-2005, 11:23 AM
Well he falls off Boog's computer desk enough, did it again this AM taking the cd's that were there with him.
Steph
09-12-2005, 12:12 PM
LOL I want a kitten, too!!!! I don't miss the clean-up (either from their klutzy ways or the litter box *insert green puke face from Yahoo! IM*), though!!
WildIrish
09-12-2005, 12:30 PM
Upon hearing all about the existence of Canine Massage Parlors...my reaction was "do they ever send police dogs in as decoys?". :grin:
sodaklostsoul
09-12-2005, 12:38 PM
OMG..LMAO
"So, how do you like a massage?"
"RUFF"
PantyFanatic
09-12-2005, 01:35 PM
Driving (http://www.pixies-place.com:81/forums/showpost.php?p=1041380&postcount=6971) home today. :rofl:
lizzardbits
09-13-2005, 09:14 PM
this (http://www.dancingbush.com/) made me about fall outta my chair!!!!
sodaklostsoul
09-19-2005, 01:19 PM
Our spaz of a kitten....cripes he's into everything today!!
WildIrish
09-19-2005, 02:31 PM
The owners want something faxed right over!
It's over 200 pages! lmfao (Better put a new toner in) :D
Lilith
09-19-2005, 03:43 PM
this (http://www.dancingbush.com/) made me about fall outta my chair!!!!
me too...and the fact that my 9 year old knew it already and showed me how to work it :p
Steph
09-19-2005, 05:40 PM
Someone waking himself up with his loud snores
this (http://www.dancingbush.com/) made me about fall outta my chair!!!!
Now that was funny!!!
Fangtasia
09-20-2005, 04:33 AM
Quite a few things today
Steph
09-21-2005, 05:52 PM
How to dance properly (http://zefrank.com/indexdance.html)
Fangtasia
09-21-2005, 05:58 PM
^^^ That and watching my eldest son dance...well i think thats what it is (looks like he's having some type of seizure *LOL*)
The basic twirl.... :rofl:
jseal
09-22-2005, 05:10 AM
My cats...again.
lizzardbits
09-22-2005, 02:34 PM
How to dance properly (http://zefrank.com/indexdance.html)
that had me laffing so hard i couldn't catch my breath!
WildIrish
09-22-2005, 03:40 PM
"Ride the pony" lmfao
BigBear57
09-22-2005, 04:13 PM
PF LOL He's something else!
sodaklostsoul
09-25-2005, 10:23 PM
The cat and him wanting to sit in a bucket.
lizzardbits
09-26-2005, 05:17 PM
i had my roomie look at how to dance properly and she just about peed herself, and i laughed right along with her! i have looked at the damn thing about 48758792387562845623 times now and it is still funny!
WildIrish
09-27-2005, 08:29 AM
A local radio station played sound bytes from Get Smart all morning long. OMG did I laugh. I've never enjoyed a traffic jam as much.
sodaklostsoul
09-27-2005, 11:09 PM
The little girl on Amazing Race calling her brother a dork!
dicksbro
09-28-2005, 03:54 PM
WI and his "attention getter." :grin:
sodaklostsoul
09-30-2005, 07:20 AM
The cat jumping at something on the wall and pulling off a piece of wallpaper border on the way back down.
IAKaraokeGirl
09-30-2005, 07:16 PM
Two people who apparently have to check appointment calendars, work schedules, soccer schedules, *babysitter's* soccer schedules, and karate schedules in order to pre-plan sex a week in advance. :D
sodaklostsoul
10-11-2005, 07:44 AM
The cat in the closet about to hang himself with the hangers. The dufus is standing on some framed movie posters pawing the empty hangers and trying to balance. Guess I better go save his ass!!
Steph
10-11-2005, 09:09 AM
LOL Abner, please survive your first year!
Animals have problems, too (http://www.animalshaveproblemstoo.com/040.html) is cracking me up!
WildIrish
10-11-2005, 09:38 AM
A duck that can't get through airport security! lmfao
Steph
10-11-2005, 10:07 AM
a hummingbird with chronic fatigue sydrome :rofl:
I missed the duck one :(
Steph
10-11-2005, 10:11 AM
Yay, just found the duck one! http://www.animalshaveproblemstoo.com/050.html
but I don't get it :bang:
WildIrish
10-11-2005, 10:12 AM
How's he gonna get south for the winter? :dizzy:
sodaklostsoul
10-11-2005, 02:12 PM
Da Monkey is Batman!!!!
Steph
10-12-2005, 01:30 PM
How's he gonna get south for the winter? :dizzy:
Ahahahaha! TY TY TY! I thought it had something to do with his bill. Yeah, I'm blonde. :confused:
Fangtasia
10-12-2005, 01:31 PM
I'll get back to ya on that
WildIrish
10-12-2005, 01:57 PM
I'll get back to ya on that
Well...we're waiting. :blink:
PantyFanatic
10-12-2005, 04:21 PM
Everything :D
Lilith
10-12-2005, 08:45 PM
not a god damn thing
Fangtasia
10-12-2005, 08:52 PM
Still nothing
Steph
10-12-2005, 08:58 PM
not a god damn thing
Hello!?!? I dare you to not at least smile at this charming site!:
http://www.animalshaveproblemstoo.com/050.html
Lilith
10-12-2005, 09:00 PM
OK the Mayfly got me...TY Steph
Steph
10-12-2005, 09:31 PM
OK the Mayfly got me...TY Steph
YVW but don't thank me, thank the crazy people who created that site!
My new favourite:
Fish are slackers, too! (http://www.animalshaveproblemstoo.com/059.html)
sodaklostsoul
10-21-2005, 09:36 PM
Boog telling me that we should take all the TP we got today and road trip to PF's house. :D
imaginewithme
10-22-2005, 07:47 PM
Seeing a baby do what looked like a "touch down" with her arms when a team scored on tv.... :rofl:
sodaklostsoul
10-22-2005, 10:40 PM
That^^^^^^^
Lilith
10-22-2005, 10:42 PM
Butt Cancer~ on SNL
Seeing my nosy neighbor trip up her front steps while she was being her usual nosey self.
dicksbro
10-23-2005, 02:25 AM
Going into a store for a jar of pickles and coming out with a shopping cart full. (Actually, since it's about 2:30AM ... that was really yesterday afternoon.)
Steph
10-23-2005, 08:24 AM
Seeing my nosy neighbor trip up her front steps while she was being her usual nosey self.
Ahahaha, it reminds me of "Desperate Housewives"!
imaginewithme
10-23-2005, 11:25 AM
Butt Cancer~ on SNL
I saw that!!! :rofl:
Booger
10-29-2005, 12:58 PM
the cat trying to get into the windows that I put the storm windows in yesterday
PantyFanatic
10-29-2005, 01:40 PM
the cat trying to get into the windows that I put the storm windows in yesterday
The thought of Abner looking like a suction-cup Garfield in a car window. :grin:
sodaklostsoul
10-30-2005, 01:38 AM
I used to have one of those^^^^
girlredhot
11-04-2005, 12:39 PM
A phone call followed by an email. :rofl:
Fangtasia
11-04-2005, 11:14 PM
My dog lying in the bath giving my the dirtiest look *LOL*
IAKaraokeGirl
11-04-2005, 11:15 PM
Sharing Lil's quiz with him, and watching him LHAO in the webcam. :D
IAKaraokeGirl
11-05-2005, 04:49 PM
OMG, Steph's post. :D
wyndhy
11-05-2005, 10:21 PM
a conversation about privates..."an boys have to keep 'em clean too, mommy, right? like my baby brother has privates too, to clean, but he can't yet and his thingy that holds the peepee in, it sticks out and he's got that, that, thing? on the bottom? whatisit? it looks like a brain? he's got that."
Fangtasia
11-05-2005, 10:23 PM
Omfg ^^^^^lmfao
wyndhy
11-05-2005, 10:36 PM
that's why i shared. i think i'll be lmfao about that one for a loooong time.
Steph
11-05-2005, 10:45 PM
OMG Did you manage to keep it together?
"I feel like such a pervert. All I watch is gay porn!" ~ my 76-year-old gay friend, Charles
He subscribes to three porn channels.
"I was so embarrassed about ordering the gay channel!"
Lilith
11-05-2005, 10:53 PM
OMG she is so young to have figured out the secret place they hide their brains :p
wyndhy
11-05-2005, 10:56 PM
:rofl:^^^
through snorts of laughter, i told her she'd just made a fantastic pun. at her look of confusion i said i'd explain it all to her later
Fangtasia
11-06-2005, 06:26 AM
:jester: :jester: :jester:
Lilith
11-06-2005, 09:32 AM
Lol^^^^
osuche
11-06-2005, 12:37 PM
Mr Osuche color coordinating his boxers and shirt. :rofl:
quisath
11-06-2005, 05:25 PM
My Little Toy Rat Terrier ................. he is way to smart and a Joker to Boot.
girlredhot
11-07-2005, 12:34 PM
Someone that leaves no room to breath.
Stolen Kisses
11-07-2005, 01:41 PM
Watching my taped Greys Anatomy and Boston Legal shows.
IAKaraokeGirl
11-07-2005, 01:52 PM
IMing with a good friend. :x:
alspals69
11-07-2005, 06:27 PM
this sounds bad but... my friend is on a 3 week caribean cruise.
and i l heard that pirates had attacked a cruise liner the oher day
well the day before she travelled she sprained her ankle... its just got to be her ship!
Fangtasia
11-07-2005, 06:34 PM
^^^The ships name wouldn't be the Black Pearl would it *LOL*
alspals69
11-07-2005, 06:36 PM
lol, thats all i could think of... was only watching that at the weekend co-incedently
PantyFanatic
11-07-2005, 08:05 PM
... my friend is on a 3 week caribean cruise.
and i l heard that pirates had attacked a cruise liner the oher day
well the day before she travelled she sprained her ankle... its just got to be her ship!
Different sea, different continent, different hemisphere (http://www.smh.com.au/news/world/pirates-beaten-off-with-sonic-weapon/2005/11/08/1131407609228.html?oneclick=true ). Other than that, I don’t know if your friends sprained ankle could have been a bad omen or not. :rofl:
;)
girlredhot
11-08-2005, 12:57 PM
Being accused of being off my rocker. :grin:
I'm not scared!!
WildIrish
11-08-2005, 01:49 PM
Mrs. WI telling me "maybe we can go to bed early tonight ;)"
Steph
11-08-2005, 07:00 PM
The sound effect he made when he told me he might wake me up when he finishes work.
imaginewithme
11-09-2005, 08:53 PM
a phone message from my sister saying "you're giung to be an aunt"
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to a new puppy
PantyFanatic
11-09-2005, 10:01 PM
That today, the US congress called the heads of the oil monopoly on the carpet and told them they are beginning to suspect that they have been raping the shit out of the people and they don’t think it fair that their profits for one quarter was an average of $110.00 for every man, woman and child in America :yikes: ....BECAUSE THEY COULD. They were so upset they threatened to put a wind-fall tax on the companies :whack: that would make it fair and they could get their share :hug: of the plunger that was bled out of the people. :D
:grin:
Steph
11-10-2005, 01:17 AM
This isn't the 'what made you cry today' thread, PF
IAKaraokeGirl
11-10-2005, 01:50 AM
Expensive porn and the generic alternative. :grin:
wyndhy
11-12-2005, 01:06 PM
the name of my deo. "sweet surrender"
come...smell my pit and surrender to me
:rofl:
jseal
11-12-2005, 01:35 PM
The Scouts. Those clamheads couldn't organize a drunk in a Distillery.
imaginewithme
11-13-2005, 11:57 AM
Talking about who makes more noise at night, him or her :hair:
a neighbor, bending over and his pants ripping
rabbit
11-13-2005, 02:07 PM
My wife's kitten and his antics...
imaginewithme
11-14-2005, 02:24 PM
a friend and I discussing and wondering why there is brail on drive up ATMs?????
wyndhy
11-14-2005, 04:59 PM
going in to buy a vacuum and coming out with a vacuum and more knowledge than i care to have about a certain salesman and the russian space program.
:spin::spin::spin:
sodaklostsoul
11-17-2005, 03:54 PM
^^^^ wyndhy
The cat sitting on the Booger's computer desk and watching it snow out the window for 20 minutes.
wyndhy
11-17-2005, 05:29 PM
PF on a mission
imaginewithme
11-23-2005, 03:30 PM
The bagger at the grocery store walking me to the truck and saying "I bet you get picked on a lot"...I was thinking "do I fall for this" and I said "why is that?" He said, "such a little lady driving such a big truck". I just giggled...wanted to hug him, do a back flip and anything else....can't remember being called a little lady and it sureeee felt good to hear it!
mayhem1978
11-23-2005, 04:21 PM
The bagger at the grocery store walking me to the truck and saying "I bet you get picked on a lot"...I was thinking "do I fall for this" and I said "why is that?" He said, "such a little lady driving such a big truck". I just giggled...wanted to hug him, do a back flip and anything else....can't remember being called a little lady and it sureeee felt good to hear it!
^^^^^ that
Fangtasia
11-26-2005, 03:51 AM
My youngest told me his gecko kept coming out of his pants....heres me trying to figure where the hell he got a gecko from...when he bent over and showed me he had a hole in the crutch of his pants and his wang kept poking out....OMG...i laughed my ass off eh
Apparently thats what he calls it LMAO
dicksbro
11-26-2005, 05:26 AM
My youngest told me his gecko kept coming out of his pants....heres me trying to figure where the hell he got a gecko from...when he bent over and showed me he had a hole in the crutch of his pants and his wang kept poking out....OMG...i laughed my ass off eh
Apparently thats what he calls it LMAO
At first I was thinking a lizard molting ... OMG ... LMAO! :D
Did you fix it, or just tell him some day it'd make him the center of attention? :D
Lilith
11-26-2005, 07:10 AM
OMG that is hillarious Alasse
rabbit
11-26-2005, 07:43 AM
My 6 year old's antics!
my dog running around in the snow
Nothing yet, I just got out of bed.
imaginewithme
11-29-2005, 06:34 PM
Hubby pointing out a commercial for a local hospital with a picture of "the stroke team" that's how they say it on the commerical. I'd like to see them in action!
alspals69
11-29-2005, 06:38 PM
like the boy in the bath told his mom...
"it's mine and I'll wash it as fast as i want to"
So do you have to make appointments at your hospital?
imaginewithme
11-29-2005, 06:39 PM
^^ that did ^^
alspals69
11-29-2005, 06:46 PM
my co worker was back at work after a carribean cruise... her friend and friends hubby were in the comunal jaccuzi when a couple asked to join them. Shortly afterwards the girl sat on her guy and started to have sex with him in front of them... she gave such a good discription of what her friend said to hubby!! Not polite!!
wyndhy
11-29-2005, 08:58 PM
a clutzy super hero
Coaster
11-30-2005, 10:42 AM
a phone call
osuche
11-30-2005, 10:50 AM
Waking up and seeing I had stolen ALL the blankets from Mr Osuche. :D
moozilla_78
11-30-2005, 01:04 PM
How bad I did on my Latin test today.
imaginewithme
12-01-2005, 05:45 PM
Alspals reply to "what's on your mind" thread today.
alspals69
12-01-2005, 05:47 PM
awww ty sweetness
imaginewithme
12-01-2005, 05:51 PM
being let in on a secret ;)
imaginewithme
12-01-2005, 09:27 PM
While trying to help hubby move the couch, he tugged so hard, I went flying along with the couch.....aren't I a big help!?!?
wyndhy
12-02-2005, 08:47 PM
voyagerism
imaginewithme
12-03-2005, 10:04 PM
Well it mostly made me blush.......hubby was following me in the mall.....he started making comments about how I was walking "shaking it"........he said he got excited!!!
WOOO WHOOO FOR ME!
flutelady
12-07-2005, 06:52 PM
Several years ago I had the pleasure of playing the bassoon for about 6 months with the community band. We recorded our Christmas concert and on the tape is a song with 6 flutes and one bassoon (me). I played the tape today and totally cracked up at how shitty I was on bassoon. I need to stick to flute...
Catching a few minutes of Jerry Springer....
Where do they find those people???
Winston77
12-09-2005, 10:52 AM
Someone getting six inches
IAKaraokeGirl
12-09-2005, 03:49 PM
The girls.
Someone getting six inches
I felt so cold after too! ;)
girlredhot
12-09-2005, 06:43 PM
I'm glad you got a chuggle or two about that.
IAKaraokeGirl
12-09-2005, 06:59 PM
That the Nestle people felt it necessary to mark the back of the package of bake-able chocolate chip cookie squares with the warning, "Cook dough thoroughly before consuming." :D
imaginewithme
12-10-2005, 11:29 PM
Listening to the words to "Baby It's Cold Outside" and then at the next store we went to he found Christmas nighty that says "Baby its cold outside" across the front and bought it for me.
lizzardbits
12-10-2005, 11:52 PM
my kid imitating my Yorkshire Terrier's method of scratching/cleaning his ass. The dog does the dragging his butt around on the rug thing, and my kid didn't quite understand what the dog was doing and just thought the dog was being funny. watching the two of them dragging their bums around the rug was HILARIOUS!!
rabbit
12-11-2005, 04:50 PM
A funny skit on the Drew Carey show.
sodaklostsoul
12-11-2005, 11:53 PM
Lizzardbits and her.... Silence is Golden... Duct tape is Silver!!!! PF's favorite color!!!
sodaklostsoul
12-11-2005, 11:55 PM
Also Lizz's child and Yorkie doing the carpet thing....omg...mental pic!!
lizzardbits
12-11-2005, 11:56 PM
ROFL ...I found that saying on a sticker today along with a few others, thte laffing out loud in the store. I thought that it make a good sig :) : )~~~~~<
mayhem1978
12-12-2005, 02:34 AM
That saying the first time that i heard it ^^^^^^^^^
SexKittten_18
12-12-2005, 05:16 AM
Baaaaaaaaaaaaa
nothing thus far....its too early
osuche
12-12-2005, 10:18 AM
Mr Osuche...with both of his feet hanging off of the bed....trying to convince himself that he wanted to get up and carpool with me this morning. LMAO. Student hours. :D
bare4you
12-13-2005, 10:29 PM
Watching the little smart ass squirm as he was being grilled by the cops today at the airport after he thought he was making a joke about having a bomb in his backpack! You gotta love people that are born stupid and prove it every day!!!!!
IAKaraokeGirl
12-13-2005, 10:36 PM
My sister, and talking about high school. :D
imaginewithme
12-14-2005, 01:21 PM
british airways comment
alspals69
12-14-2005, 01:24 PM
being called a funny american word that i have never hard before... what was it.... goober? sounds interesting... must be a compliment i guess!
WildIrish
12-14-2005, 01:40 PM
being called a funny american word that i have never hard before... what was it.... goober? sounds interesting... must be a compliment i guess!
^^^ that!
roflmfao
PantyFanatic
12-14-2005, 04:24 PM
being called a funny american word that i have never hard before... what was it.... goober? sounds interesting... must be a compliment i guess!
I'm betting you weren't chatting with somebody from the Bronx. LMAO
Lilith
12-14-2005, 04:34 PM
a goober is a peanut :p
wyndhy
12-14-2005, 04:54 PM
....a chocolate covered peanut.
mmmmm...chocolate nuts.
imaginewithme
12-15-2005, 12:25 AM
the above few posts and
on our date tonight he took me to a local place with like 6 acres decorated with lights for Christmas and an ice skating place....we discussed what would happen if we hit the switch to make the power go out.........sounds stupid, but we couldn't stop laughing......maybe we've just been couped up in the house too long
alspals69
12-15-2005, 05:38 PM
...and i'd have said i was more of a chocolate brazil nut!!
sodaklostsoul
12-19-2005, 08:45 AM
The cat chasing his tail on top of Boogers computer desk.
girlredhot
12-19-2005, 03:35 PM
My daughter gets in the car from spending the night with her grandma
and pulls out this box and opens it and says " Mom do you like this"? It was
one of my christmas presents. I said " Yes I love it"!! Is that a christmas present? and she says " Yes I just wanted to be sure you like it"! Kids, they do and say the damnest things. LOL :)
imaginewithme
12-20-2005, 10:39 AM
WildIrish's "location" on his profile.
Coaster
12-20-2005, 11:18 AM
phone call from little girl
Lilith
12-20-2005, 02:18 PM
walking through the mall sick as a dog and in a panic thinking this is my last chance to get everything I need for everyone, when I hear this funny hollering, over and over in short bursts and turn to see this very precious vocal baby trying desperately to get my attention. Babies don't care if it's the Christmas rush, they know what's important.
dicksbro
12-20-2005, 02:26 PM
WildIrish's "location" on his profile.
I think he's hoping for a "White Christmas." :D
WildIrish
12-20-2005, 02:32 PM
walking through the mall sick as a dog and in a panic thinking this is my last chance to get everything I need for everyone, when I hear this funny hollering, over and over in short bursts and turn to see this very precious vocal baby trying desperately to get my attention. Babies don't care if it's the Christmas rush, they know what's important.
Knockers :p
sodaklostsoul
12-20-2005, 04:19 PM
^^^^lmao
sodaklostsoul
12-24-2005, 02:27 PM
The cat snooping thru the shopping bags and pulling out his stocking stuffer. Him trying to bite me when I went to take it away.
imaginewithme
12-26-2005, 12:30 PM
It didn't happen today, but yesterday.......sorta seems *wrong* but it was funny...a present from Mr. IWM under the tree for me-- the tag marked "To: MILF"....
I quickly hid it........ :o
imaginewithme
12-26-2005, 06:26 PM
Baby IWM pulling a rag over her face and grunting trying to get it off, I pulled it off and she opened her eyes surprised to see me......
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