What made you laugh today!

[jay-t]

Seeing the look on Mrs. Jay-t's face when we went to the car dealership for her birthday!And came home with an Chev HHR

[WildIrish]

The mother of my daughter's friend, who was in their front yard with their dog.

"We're working on come training" :yikes:

[osuche]

Realizing that I don;t speak "incompetent" as a language

[WildIrish]

Step dancing monkeys! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vg05vToa7Zk)

[osuche]

Dropping Mr Osuche off and having him beg me to help him clear up his angst :D

[IowaMan]

The class bully getting their very well earned due.

[Lilith]

My veggie kid telling me that he will take care of me when the mad cow gets me.

[sodaklostsoul]

IM1469's hard on response in asile 9.

[lizzardbits]

Mayhem and I were watching a porno clip from youporn last night (Fucking on a Public Bus) and the way that our PC is set up, the arm of the couch is right in front of the monitor screen. Our large grey cat decided that it was a perfect time to sit on the arm of the couch and watch....but that wasn't the funny part. She moved her head round and round whilst the actress's boobs were jiggling in a round and round motion--and then the scene cut to some in out motion and the cat's head went back and forth in time with the in out motion!!!

I died! I laughed so hard tears were streaming out my eye, I couldn't breathe, and nearly peed myself! Mayhem was about in the same shape as I was!

[osuche]

A Board member who wants to go against the grain.

[mayhem1978]

Mayhem and I were watching a porno clip from youporn last night (Fucking on a Public Bus) and the way that our PC is set up, the arm of the couch is right in front of the monitor screen. Our large grey cat decided that it was a perfect time to sit on the arm of the couch and watch....but that wasn't the funny part. She moved her head round and round whilst the actress's boobs were jiggling in a round and round motion--and then the scene cut to some in out motion and the cat's head went back and forth in time with the in out motion!!!

I died! I laughed so hard tears were streaming out my eye, I couldn't breathe, and nearly peed myself! Mayhem was about in the same shape as I was!

Oh god was i ever

[Lilith]

My boss telling me she likes me as a red head.

[osuche]

A great dinner with lots of funny stories

[IowaMan]

Not really sure why I'm laughing because it actually hurts like a mother but my cat Lou just decided that I needed to have a pierced ear. :yikes:

[osuche]

Being asked point blank what I think about my company's executive management, and dodging the question adroitly.

[IowaMan]

http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/2007-10-31-pumpkin-tax_N.htm

Oh, I'm so proud to be an Iowan after reading that. :rofl:

[wyndhy]

my daughter telling me that she kind of believes in god but that god didn't make the earth, cause it's a planet and was made from spinning rocks, or the universe but he did make pluto. see how badly that dumbass change screwed up my kid? :p

[Neige]

The bus I took home from the bar tonight - the driver, who was dressed like a pirate, had decorated the bus with autumn leaves, glowing and blinking pumpkins and orange and black balloons, and gave candy to the passengers!!! It was great! :D

[WildIrish]

Doesn't she know?



Guys don't read the instructions! :roflmao:

[osuche]

Having a co-worker tell me that he was back to normal....and wondering what "normal" meant.

[IowaMan]

A puppy named "Uno".......... :roflmao:

[Oldfart]

From the Media

Die and you're under arrest! Britain's stupidest laws revealed
Posted 5 hours 48 minutes ago
Updated 3 hours 17 minutes ago

Queen Elizabeth II's speech in the British Parliament overnight may have been routine, but at least nobody got bored to death. That would have been against the law.

Dying in Parliament is an offence and is also by far the most absurd law in Britain, according to a survey of nearly 4,000 people by a television channel showing a legal drama series.

And though the lords were clad in their red and white cloaks and ambassadors from around the world wore colourful national costumes, at least nobody turned up in a suit of armour. Illegal.

Other rules deemed utterly stupid included one that permits a pregnant woman to urinate in a policeman's hat and and another that says it is OK to murder bow-and-arrow-carrying Scotsmen within the city walls of York, northern England.

A law stating that in Liverpool, only a clerk in a tropical fish store is allowed to be publicly topless, was also ridiculous, said a poll of 3,931 people for UKTV Gold television.

Nearly half of those surveyed admitted to breaking the ban on eating mince pies on Christmas Day, which dates back to the 17th century and was originally designed to outlaw gluttony during the rule of the Puritan Oliver Cromwell.

The laws and other regulations were culled from published research into ancient legislation that has never been repealed although subsequent statutes have rendered them obsolete.

Respondents were given a shortlist and asked to vote.

Most ridiculous British laws

1. It is illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament (27 per cent)

2. It is an act of treason to place a postage stamp bearing the British monarch upside down (7 per cent)

3. In Liverpool, it is illegal for a woman to be topless except as a clerk in a tropical fish store (6 per cent)

4. Mince pies cannot be eaten on Christmas Day (5 per cent)

5. In Scotland, if someone knocks on your door and requires the use of your toilet, you must let them enter (3 per cent)

6. A pregnant woman can legally relieve herself anywhere she wants, including in a policeman's helmet (4 per cent)

7. The head of any dead whale found on the British coast automatically becomes the property of the king, and the tail belongs to the queen (3.5 percent)

8. It is illegal to avoid telling the tax man anything you do not want him to know, but legal not to tell him information you do not mind him knowing (3 per cent)

9. It is illegal to enter the Houses of Parliament in a suit of armour (3 per cent)

10. In the city of York it is legal to murder a Scotsman within the ancient city walls, but only if he is carrying a bow and arrow (2 per cent)

Not sure how true, but worth a chuckle.

[IowaMan]

A nurse telling me that she had just blown my vein and me replying, "Thank you!."

[Fangtasia]

The look on Dean's face when Bela states "you know when this is over we should really have angry sex".....then the self satisfied smirk on his face when he's walking out *LMAO*

[IowaMan]

Watching my kitty play with his catnip cigar. He really loves that thing!

[IowaMan]

What the heck, I'll go twice in a row. :p

[osuche]

SOmeone who confused a cat with a powerstrip...well, I guess they both have a similar form factor :rolleyes:

[sodaklostsoul]

The cat growling like a watch dog as a truck by really slow.

[Rhiannon]

my little one being a luv bug

[maddy]

IowaMan and his stained glass. ;)

[IowaMan]

My best friend's 5 yr old niece asking why the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders were only wearing their underwear. When she was told that they were wearing white shorts she replied, "Well they look sort of slutty." :yikes:

[sodaklostsoul]

The cat watching all the leafs blowing by the window and him sticking a paw out trying to catch them.

[IowaMan]

Shrinkage. :rofl:

[IowaMan]

How can you not laugh at this one?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/global/main.jhtml?xml=/global/2007/12/06/noindex/nwind106.xml

[sodaklostsoul]

Lou and his big boy meow.

[sodaklostsoul]

The last joke in the joke thread and one I got in my email that I gotta figure out how to post.

[osuche]

Realizing that you don't have to pee when 4 of the 5 things you drank all day were alcoholic. :rofl:

[IowaMan]

I hadn't heard this song in years. :rofl:

http://mywebpages.comcast.net/singingman7777/MSR2.htm

[IowaMan]

DB's response to me in the "Would you kiss the person above you?" thread in smut games. :roflmao:

I suppose if we both became French citizens and as President of France I had to award a medal ... I'd probably do the expected kiss each cheek but, I'd leave it to the PM to call you sweetie :) .

[IowaMan]

Clark Griswold proclaiming, "We're going to have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap danced with Danny fucking Kaye!" Gets me every single time. :roflmao:

[Noah]

Waking up at around 2am this morning to, her sitting on my bed, beside my pillow, purring like her life depended on it. And it isnt mine *L*

http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i124/Alasse_au/Cats/Straykitty23Dec07b.jpg

I rescued her earlier in the night from Scoob, who was licking his chops, so she has obviously decided that "Noahs Ark' looks pretty darn good!

[IowaMan]

My best friend's daughter telling me that Christmas will seem different this year without me there to drink beer with her dad while we watch football games. :rofl:

[IowaMan]

"Oh my God, I shot my eye out!" :roflmao:

I laugh my butt off each and every time I see that. Gotta love Ralphie. :p

[IowaMan]

WHEN YOU GET TO THE END, CLICK ON THE LINK FOR THE DEMO!




Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties & local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many females use a date rape drug on the market called "Beer".

The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, or from taps and in large "kegs". Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and sleep with them. A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex.

Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several beers, men will often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific looking women whom they would never normally be attracted.

After drinking beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that "something bad" occurred.

At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings, in a familiar scam known as "a relationship". In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as "marriage." Men are much more susceptible to this scam after beer is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females.

Please! Forward this warning to every male you know. If you fall victim to this "Beer" scam and the women administering it, there are male support groups where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter with similarly victimized men.

For the support group nearest you, just look up "Golf Courses" in the phone book.

For a video to see how beer works click here:

Beer Demo (http://www.brackenspub.com/beer.swf)

[sodaklostsoul]

Just watched the movie Hairspray with John Travolta.

[osuche]

I'm watching the movie "Cake" which is good :)

[IowaMan]

Scooby dressed up as an elf. :roflmao:

[Booger]

Soda playing MarioParty 8 on the Wii and getting mad at the game.

[sodaklostsoul]

Abner in the porch and a slow moving fly bugging him.

[PantyFanatic]

SODA playing Star Battle on the Wii and the slow moving Booger bugging her. :rofl:

[PantyFanatic]

...Burma Shave...



:roflmao:

[IowaMan]

A "Say it with boobs!" e-card from Musicman. It softened the blow of turning 40. :D

[PantyFanatic]

Wyndhy :rofl:

[IowaMan]

DB's avatar and his response to one of the smut games questions. I think he's going with the high test coffee this morning. :rofl:

[Neige]

My director telling our visitor with the baby not to show me the baby or I'd stop studying altogether! :rofl:

[sodaklostsoul]

I was perving Pixies and was going back to the one section and I had something in my eye so with one eye closed I saw the "What is on your mind" thread and for some reason I read it as "how did you lose your mind" .

[wyndhy]

that^^
and this VV

http://greggsutter.com/mt/archives/manWomanControlPanel.jpg

[PantyFanatic]

:nod:

[Neige]

This!!! :rofl: (http://www.lolcatbible.com/index.php?title=Main_Page)

[Booger]

Soda playing Super Mario party 8 and getting pissed off because she gets beat.

[PantyFanatic]

Lilith and Wyndhy. :rofl:

[sodaklostsoul]

What he said ^^^^.

[IowaMan]

Yeah, it's another "CatMan" moment........... :D

I laughed a little bit ago when my kitty Lou and our stray kitty visitor (whom I've named Gabby) decided to slide around on the freshly cleaned vinyl flooring in the back hallway.

[sodaklostsoul]

Too funny^^^^.

[PantyFanatic]

rabbit's new avatar. :rofl:

[wyndhy]

i got a laugh out of our little girl!

[sodaklostsoul]

DB's smilies.

[wyndhy]

all the wii wii jokes.

[Neige]

This!!!! (http://www.devilsfooddictionary.com/index.html)

[dicksbro]

^^^^^ That! LOL! http://bestsmileys.com/lol/4.gif

[sodaklostsoul]

A 6yr. old telling her older sister "In your face" after making a good play on the Wii.

[IowaMan]

Will Ferrell. I think nutworld definitely needs to see if he can get Jackie Moon on his radio show. :rofl:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=sQN3ccbxQi0

[Booger]

listening to the radio on the way home from running a few errands. A lady call in and ask then to tell people to stop tail pipe sniffing in this weather because that was what caused pile up on the highways.

[IowaMan]

Gabby, the stray kitty who has seemingly adopted me. As I opened the front door to go shovel the sidewalk she caught a glimpse of the snow and high tailed it to the back hallway. I think it was her way of letting me know she was planning on spending the day inside. :p

[Neige]

This!!! (http://s157.photobucket.com/albums/t56/sleepingvanillacat/?action=view&current=baconflowchart.jpg)

[IowaMan]

This pretty much tells the story. :rofl:

I Just Don't Look Good Naked Anymore (http://www.heraldnet.com/article/20071221/MULTIMEDIA/283841756)

[PantyFanatic]

:yikes:

[scotzoidman]

This pretty much tells the story. :rofl:

I Just Don't Look Good Naked Anymore (http://www.heraldnet.com/article/20071221/MULTIMEDIA/283841756)
What scares me is when the guy is playing the accordian naked...looks like a good way to get something pinched that doesn't feel good getting pinched...

[Neige]

wyndhy's laundry. :rofl:

[IowaMan]

My neighbor calling to ask if I could back her car out of her garage for her because she keeps backing it into a snow drift. She told me, "I probably shouldn't be driving anymore since I can't see very well but dammit, I figure people will get out of my way if they see me coming."

[sodaklostsoul]

LOL^^^^^^. OMG, Freida is a trip.

[IowaMan]

That, she most definitely is. :rofl:

[IowaMan]

I had a couple of pretty good laughs today actually. The first one came courtesy of nutworld in an email. He wrote to me to let me know that after watching the congressional hearing on steroid use today that he called the office of one of the representatives and let them know that their boss is, " a dipshit." :rofl:

The second one is also from my love of baseball but came from an article in a preseason magazine. The article is a satiric look at the upcoming season and the entry for what will happen on Aug. 30 absolutely cracked me up:

"With the Cardinals falling out of the NL Central Division title race, manager Tony LaRussa holds a press conference to announce that he can prove with geometric logic that Scott Rolen stole the team's missing strawberries." :roflmao:

Yeah I'm a baseball geek I know but that reference to one of my all-time favorite movie scenes just cracked me up. :p

[Neige]

Reading comic strips with GC! :D

[wyndhy]

PF doin the hard sell. :D;)

[PantyFanatic]

Wyndhy ALWAYS making it hard for PF. :boink:

[IowaMan]

My neighbor Frieda did it again today. She likes to call me up if she sees a cat sitting at my front door so I can put food out for them. Well, this afternoon she calls me and says, "IowaMan, there's a two-legged pussy who wants to see you at the end of the sidewalk." Her way of telling me to come outside and meet her in the street so she can give me some Valentine's candy. :p

[Neige]

My thesis director sneaking into the lab this afternoon, claiming he'd been attracted by the happiness he heard from his office (ie., my laughter)!

[sodaklostsoul]

DB thinking I said sheep instead of sleep.

IowaMan's 2 legged pussy.

[osuche]

Being able to tell the complete truth and have someone look like a jackass.

[sodaklostsoul]

Girl Scout Cookies and 1nutworld.

[wyndhy]

my trip to the grocery today -- the cart was broken so the baby and the whole carseat had to go in the "big part". for a second, the boy felt screwed out of the "big part" then he remembered he had a cracky meal and the "car part" of the cart to ride in. these car carts, if you've never seen them, have a rickety plastic "car" mostly duct taped to the front of a real grocery cart. it rides on its own flimsy casters swiped from a bum office chair. i can't drive them for shit, but i needed a spot for the cracky meal. by the time we got in line, there was so much piled on the baby i could hardly see her. she slept through the whole thing. and the boy's cracky meal was gone. from his sheepish grinning confession, i figure it got left somewhere on the juice shelves for someone else to eat.

[sodaklostsoul]

Next time I find chicken nuggets or a half eaten cheesburger on the shelves I'm gonna think of you wyndhy. :D


Least it is not summer yet and I won't be finding ice cream cones pitched in the back of the shelf. LOL.

[IowaMan]

It's been just over 6 months since I adopted my kitten and this morning he finally figured out how to jump up into the window. The look of surprise on his face that quickly turned to a cocky pride was hilarious. :rofl:

[IowaMan]

I guess I must've missed this one during the Super Bowl.

Planters Commercial (http://youtube.com/watch?v=q81NFaRjp5s)

[PantyFanatic]

^^^ :rofl:

[osuche]

http://www.w0rking.com/category/pictures/funny/

[PantyFanatic]

:rofl:

I like the Canadian Beer Fridge at the bottom.

[sodaklostsoul]

Watching the movie How To Eat Fried Worms.

[IowaMan]

Drew Carey's reaction when he found out he had just had cyber sex with Mimi. :rofl:

[Booger]

Abner finding a new place to hide and scaring Soda.

[osuche]

Nothing, really. :(

Oh wait - I put the "smack down" on my boss :p

[IowaMan]

Thatta boy Abner! Way to keep Soda on her toes. :rofl:

[IowaMan]

Receiving a "reminder" in the mail about an appointment. The letter is postmarked Feb. 27 and the date of the appointment they were "reminding" me about was Feb. 20. :rofl:

[sodaklostsoul]

While looking for engravers in the yellow pages I came across entertainers and the first listing was: A Adult Live Phonemates.

[IowaMan]

And were they able to help you find someone to do the engraving on the plaque? :p

[Neige]

Trying to steal the covers from a sexy man last night :D

[IowaMan]

The realization that I have now officially completely lost my mind. As I was doing the dishes a few minutes ago, for some reason I began to sing this.........


Yep, I'm nuts. (http://youtube.com/watch?v=YWqCReOXjZM)

[sodaklostsoul]

Abner stealing my Hersey Kisses off my side table.

IowaMan singing Rubber Ducky.

[Oldfart]

This.

[sodaklostsoul]

If I find 17 more threads to post in I can have my name pretty much top to bottem on the front page.

Oh 16 now.

[PantyFanatic]

While looking for engravers in the yellow pages ......
If the item isn't jewelry, you may find a local trophy shop that can help at a reasonable price.

[sodaklostsoul]

Thanks PF, I'll keep that in mind.


IowaMan fingering Smurfette.

[sodaklostsoul]

Trying to keep up with who is online.

Hi osuche!!

[wyndhy]

my son said to me "i've decided you're a genuis"

i said "cool, but there was there ever a doubt?"

he replied, "THE GENUIS OF PUNCHY SHOE -DOO HEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
:shrug: kids are weird. at least mine are. :p

[1nutworld]

An email I got from IowaMan!!

I laughed so hard I scared my son.

[IowaMan]

Ooops, sorry bout that. Hopefully the little fella forgives me. :wish:

Got a good laugh this morning during breakfast. I got up from the table to get a refill of milk, wasn't even away from the table for 15 seconds, and when I turned around I saw kitty sitting next to my plate eating my scrambled eggs. She was pretty proud of herself. :rofl:

[osuche]

Getting to send an "I'd be happy to cancel your account, you windbag" email to a troublesome client

[PantyFanatic]

^^^ Would have or did? :confused:

[osuche]

Would have...no response yet. :p

[PantyFanatic]

probably the wiser :(

[osuche]

A segment from The Daily Show

http://www.thedailyshow.com/video/index.jhtml?videoId=163572

[IowaMan]

That ^^^ made me want to jump through the screen and strangle him when he acted as though he hadn't heard that it's projected gas prices will reach $4.00/gal. :mad:

This pic made me laugh though. Pretty much fits given the weather we've had this winter.

[Booger]

That shouldn't make you mad IwoaMan it really should scare you that Bush is so totally clueless with what is really happen in the country he is running.

[sodaklostsoul]

Frozen cat pee and being an idiot.

[lizzardbits]

It wasn't today but it still makes me snicker at how Bright RED Mayhem got with pure embarassment. Friday was my 8 week post baby check up, and when asked what we were doing for contraception, I basically said that we can't use regular size condoms because they are too small for Mayhem. Mayhem went several shades of red at that, I think, because I was so blunt with the nurse taking notes. She very kindly said that she'd look for large condoms for us to use until our preferred choice of contraception is effective, and found for us about 3 dozen large condoms, and handed them to Mayhem, who again went multi-red again. :D:D:D All this was AFTER I was razzing him in the waiting room when we watched an announcement ticker say that they were giving out free condoms to people 16-24, and I was saying darn, we don't qualify, but that was ok regular condoms were too small for him anyway.

































......Large-size condoms are still too small...

[PantyFanatic]

OK Mayhem! :mad: Quit using her log in.

[Neige]

That^^^ :rofl:

[jay-t]

Got my grandson a lariat rope and when he saw it said Oh Boy an asshole!! we now pronounce our L"s plainly!!

[imaginewithme]

My daughter getting out of bed and coming to see me in the kitchen saying "There you are!"

[lizzardbits]

OK Mayhem! :mad: Quit using her log in.
roflmao!!!!^^^^

[sodaklostsoul]

Finding kiddo's $5 that she lost within like 30 minutes after I gave it to her. She looked everywhere but where she put it before her shower.

[IowaMan]

Seeing that Dawn Wells, aka Mary Ann, had been arrested for marijuana possession. And what a great mug shot!

Mary Ann on mary jane (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,336817,00.html)

[Mae]

Finding just the right St. Patrick's Day card for an ill friend. :)

[sodaklostsoul]

Watching Abner play with a twizzler.

[IowaMan]

Watching Abner play with a twizzler.
You do realize how incredibly difficult it is for me not to make some sort of comment here, don't you? ;)

[Lilith]

I'm pretty sick and have been laying in bed awake since 3:30. I finally got up at 5 and poured myself some coffee, then promptly tried to put the coffee pot in the refrigerator. :D

[Oldfart]

Iced coffee is something of a delicacy.

Mrs OF says "Get better!"

[imaginewithme]

A discussion about "Spongebob Squarepants"

[wyndhy]

while i was out of the rumpus room, my son changed the channel on the tv. when i came back in, he was watching a soap opera and i took the clicker to change it back. he goes "NO! i have to see what happens!" i couldn't have been out of the room for more than 2 minutes and they had him hooked already. rotflmaotmsomn

[IowaMan]

A buddy fixing his credit problems.

You had to be there I guess. :p

[IowaMan]

My neighbor Frieda trying to pronounce the name of one of the Cubs' players. His name is Fukudome........... let's just say it came out sounding like she should've been bleeped. :rofl:

[osuche]

Issuing invitations to our beach house

[Pita]

My daughter asking me if she could stop being bi and just be a lesbian and me telling her that she can only be a hetro male because she is such a slob. :D

[osuche]

If I marinated any more meat, I'd need to become a vegitarian

[IowaMan]

My cat scaring the living hell out of a chihuahua. He was so incredibly proud of himself. :p

[PantyFanatic]

Soda :d

[PantyFanatic]

MA! :mad: It's ^^^ doing it again.

[IowaMan]

My mom. I was talking to her on the phone and she said to make sure to keep a good eye on Gabby, the mommy cat, because it's Springtime and she may want to get pregnant again. Then she said, "Oh well, I didn't mean that I think she's a floozy or anything." :roflmao:

[wyndhy]

i just heard the phrase "pain trickles up" and i am rotflmao

[Neige]

My dumbass roommate asking what I thought of the cologne he had bought yesterday, whether I thought it smelled virile. I can't say that cologne makes a man attractive to me.

[wyndhy]

the word fucktarded. :p

[Neige]

My grocery store sells jugs of sea water for 3$.

[PantyFanatic]

^^^ :roflmao: P T Barnum is loving it. :)

[Oldfart]

He must pray to the octopus deity.

[Neige]

The insanity here. I am far from downtown but I still hear people shouting, whistling, and beeping the horns of their cars even here!!! Downtown must be absolutely crazy!

[wyndhy]

my 7 y/o saying "my name is not barack obama and i don't approve this message." rofl

[sodaklostsoul]

wyndhy's "Jackin......it does the body good"

[osuche]

The Chinese food man calling me because I didn;t come in 10 minutes to pick up my food. :rofl:

[Neige]

The image of one of my professors in a velvet zip-up cat suit - til the guy told me she supposedly really honest-to-God had one :eek:

[jay-t]

My grand daughter asking my in-laws (mid 70s) about life in the 1950's for a school project and listing to them argue about what year they did this or that or how they dressed for different things.and the confused look on her face! :confused:

[PantyFanatic]

:rofl: ^^^

[wyndhy]

my son saying to me "you on top of stand." he meant that i didn't understand.
well, on top of is the opposite of under. lmao

[PantyFanatic]

:thumbs: I like the way the kid thinks. :)

(He is going to have a hard life with all that logic in this world :( )

[Lilith]

My new wheelchair ramp

[IowaMan]

Watching the kittens try to climb out of their box. The dark gray one actually accomplished the feat and the look of complete surprise on his face after he made it was hilarious.

[AngelicVampires]

Talking to PF on the phone!

[IowaMan]

Seeing a big German Shepherd pee on a toy poodle while waiting in the checkout line at PetSmart. :rofl:

[PantyFanatic]

ROFL ^^^ :roflmao:

"Might makes right" :rolleyes:

[IowaMan]

ROFL ^^^ :roflmao:

"Might makes right" :rolleyes:
I tell ya PF, that was one of the funniest things I've seen in quite some time.

Today's laugh came while watching one of the kittens attack a catnip toy.

[osuche]

Describing driving around the CIO of HP in my smoking 100K+ mile car to a friend. We nearly died laughing

[IowaMan]

A beer making machine made from a washing machine, refridgerator and a sink. :rofl:

Couldn't find the clip online on how to put that together but I did get find a great "how to" video that shows me how to get a great cuppa coffee! :p

Awesome coffee maker (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6P1kTwHUuU)

[Neige]

Being called a bony Amazon with a cold butt! :rofl:

[IowaMan]

Well, I've gotten both of my good laughs from here at Pixies. That ^^^ from Neige gave me one and the other came while reading jseal's entry in the "Strange Days" thread.

Seeing that today is the anniversary of Henrik Ibsen's death made me think back to a literature class in college when the professor asked the class if anybody had read any of his works. One of my classmates replied, "You mean the guy from Beverly Hillbillies?" The sad thing is that he wasn't joking around. :rofl:

[Lilith]

A boy in my class *see the what pissed you off thread* was smacking his hand with a ruler and said, "Ms. _____, spank me. I've been bad today." and before I could stop myself I replied, "you have to pay extra for that":D

[Oldfart]

Dang, there goes mah pockit money fer tha next three weeks.!!

[PantyFanatic]

^^^, ^^^ :roflmao:

[IowaMan]

OMG Lil, I just damn near shot soda out of my nose when I read that. :roflmao:

[osuche]

"Being Danish is a qualification for being an F1 expert" :rofl:

[IowaMan]

This article, well actually the picture did it for me.

Never send a thong to do a panty's job (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,360363,00.html)


And yep, PF got a PM about it from me. :p


As for needing to be Danish to be an F1 expert........ I think I agree with him. ;)

[Neige]

My mother telling me about my cousin's wedding. She'd "never seen anything like it - it was so fancy, for hicks". :roflmao:

[Atlas]

The thought of an old classmate who was dead silent for hours, then suddenly piped up with "I'M SO HAPPY MY HERPES ARE DORMANT" at the top of his lungs.

[Neige]

Accidentally slipping in a dirty emoticon in my MSN convo with my mother. :o She thought it was hilarious!!!!!!!!! (Hey, she was the one talking about a "hump"...)

:roflmao:

[1nutworld]

listening to a recorded local show at the station today, and realizing that the substitute host never introduced who he was the entire show.

Sometimes it's the simple things that bite you in the ass.

[AngelicVampires]

Watching Tanny dream and her little puppy toes twitch like she was chasing something....she chased a deer the other day. Maybe she was dreaming of that?

[Neige]

She^^^ did, with her teasing! :D

[Neige]

The cutest little monkeys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Neige]

This!!! (http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20080606/od_afp/canadapoliceoffbeat_080606201634;_ylt=ApF7wefxOH2TMrhXFK767oOs0NUE)

Mechanical moose?!?!

[Neige]

scotz's Son-o-ma bitch :rofl:

[scotzoidman]

This!!! (http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20080606/od_afp/canadapoliceoffbeat_080606201634;_ylt=ApF7wefxOH2TMrhXFK767oOs0NUE)

Mechanical moose?!?!
Here in TN the wildlife agency has a fake deer called "Timex" to bait poachers into shooting from their vehicles.

[Lilith]

mangled cock

[osuche]

Election jokes on Leno

[Neige]

The founder/chairman of a major least developed country. :rofl:

[wyndhy]

the baby yelling at the marker spot on the rumpus room carpet when she couldn't pick it up.

[PantyFanatic]

^^^ :rofl:

[Rhiannon]

my little one waking me up for her adoption reunion. she is soo excited!

[Neige]

My sister who just called me: "Hi! I'm related to you, I know it now!!!!!!!! I forgot to pack socks and panties!!!"

:roflmao:

[Booger]

My sister who just called me: "Hi! I'm related to you, I know it now!!!!!!!! I forgot to pack socks and panties!!!"

:roflmao:



She must have heard about PF and wnated to make sure none came up missing.

[PantyFanatic]

:D No need to pack them. :nana:

Tell her I'll send her socks if she'll send me her panties. :tongue:

[Neige]

Being told I looked like Yasser Arafat :rofl:

[IowaMan]

The look of horror on my kitty Lou's face when he realized that the "treat" he was going to be getting was in fact his antibiotic. :rofl:

[wyndhy]

the look of horror on my daughter's face when i told her she'll get her adult eyes soon but her baby eyes will fall out first.

sucker

[Lilith]

evil ^^ I :heart: her

[PantyFanatic]

^^^ :rofl:

I can't wait to use that line. :D Thanks Wyndhy

[IowaMan]

My audience is convinced that I'm Mark Knopfler. :rofl:

[Booger]

Putting a sticky note on a coupon for $2.00 off Durex condoms and putting the coupon on Most Honorable Son #1's computer. He's broken up with his girl of 2 years and at 17, going into his senior year, I can't believe he couldn't use a pack.


that made me laugh

[jay-t]

Watching a 4yr old eat a melting heresy bar

[Neige]

My boss nearly flicking his lighter into his cupped hand to light his cigarette... and then realizing he hadn't taken out the cigarette yet. :rofl::sad:

[Oldfart]

Watching a 4yr old eat a melting heresy bar

Gotta love those heresy bars.

[IowaMan]

Reading that one of the medications my doctor prescribed for me this week is also used to treat premature ejaculation. :yikes:

Given the state of my sex life, technically ALL of my ejaculations are premature since they occur before there's even a woman in the same house as me. :rofl:

[Oldfart]

Wait . . . . . . . .wait . . . . . . . .wait . . . . . . .wait . . . . . . .***splat***.

Forgot a tablet.

[osuche]

Moving a bed on stilts around a room like 30 times until we found the right location

[IowaMan]

Coming home from running some errands to find my cat Lou laying on top of a picture I have on my dresser of osuche and I at the Golden Gate Bridge and his refusal to get off of it. He gave me his big kitty hiss and everything before he laid back down on it and went back to sleep. :rofl:

[IowaMan]

How can this not be funny?

Ooops!!! (http://www.ajc.com/sports/content/sports/stories/2008/08/30/men_parachute_football_game.html)

[Salacious]

This did. (http://www.maniacworld.com/twin-baby-moose-in-sprinkler.html)

[PantyFanatic]

Thank you Sal :)

[IowaMan]

A thief with a purpose. :rofl:

http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/bizarre/5986199.html

[jseal]

^^ Now THAT's unusual! ^^^

[wyndhy]

we bought the babe a walker and she tried to crash the gate with it.

she already figured out how to turn it, too. damn she's a wily one

[osuche]

Having lunch outside, and wearing more than I ate :p

[sodaklostsoul]

A thief with a purpose. :rofl:

http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/bizarre/5986199.html
That's flipping funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Glad it wasn't my store.

[rabbit]

My son saying, "My teacher's old, daddy. But she's not as old as you."

[Oldfart]

A really tacky New Orleans joke. (Sorry WW).

PM me and I'll share it.

[IowaMan]

Being told that it looks like my furball Lou is playing with a vibrator in this picture. It's actually a pink catnip stoagie that he stole from the girls.

[osuche]

Drooling all over Mr Osuche's shirt, when we took the nap

[Lilith]

Being told that it looks like my furball Lou is playing with a vibrator in this picture. It's actually a pink catnip stoagie that he stole from the girls.


Pussy luvz dick.

[osuche]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/funny-pictures-your-kitten-might-be-superman.jpg

[osuche]

http://icanhascheezburger.wordpress.com/files/2008/09/funny-pictures-your-lettuce-may-contain-traces-of-bunny.jpg

[osuche]

http://nyulocal.com/city/2008/10/10/wall-street-bull-the-victim-of-hilarious-vandalism/

The bull market has blue balls! :rofl:

[IowaMan]

OMFG, that's ^^^ hilarious!!!!! :roflmao:

[jseal]

My son's "When I was a Knob ..." stories.

[osuche]

All the Facebook comments I got about the new photos I posted

[blkcat]

My one year old yesterday Grandaughter

[Oldfart]

Grandma, no! no! not the plug.

[dicksbro]

http://nyulocal.com/city/2008/10/10/wall-street-bull-the-victim-of-hilarious-vandalism/

The bull market has blue balls! :rofl:

Just saw that ... that is funny! Thanks, osuche! :thumbs:

[IowaMan]

The Kitty Caucus (http://www.ireport.com/docs/DOC-128190) absolutely cracked me up! :roflmao:

[Oldfart]

Will that make the loser pussy whipped?

[Booger]

The Kitty Caucus (http://www.ireport.com/docs/DOC-128190) absolutely cracked me up! :roflmao:


That kind give the old saying "Vote early and vote often" a new meaning.

[FlirtWithMe]

The 'funniest thing during sex' thread :rofl:

[IowaMan]

Watching one of the cats become absolutely befuddled with a ladybug.

[rabbit]

My father-in-law's quick wit.

[WildIrish]

The Electoral process....in Rabbit Hash, Kentucky (http://www.rabbithashusa.com/).


Be sure to check out the candidates. :p

[FlirtWithMe]

'Mommy, can spiders talk?'

[IowaMan]

A friend referring to Ohio as one of "the swinger" states. :rofl:

[Neige]

Vinci going crazy in the middle of the night!

[IowaMan]

You need to get a few new Vinci pics posted Neige. :nod:

[scotzoidman]

Wifey reaches across the desk for a joint she had secreted. Carpe Diem, I think, & give her tush a squeeze. She jumped, & dropped the roach in my coffee cup. I fished it out with my needle-nose pliers.

Yeh, we both had a good laugh afterward...

[IowaMan]

My kitty Lou has discovered that the clock on the kitchen wall has a second hand that is constantly moving. He sits on the kitchen table watching it go around and I can tell he's thinking about trying to leap up and get it. He'd never reach it, he's not much of a jumper. Well, a little bit ago I saw him in there and he was sitting on the very edge of the kitchen table and was concentrating so hard on that second hand that he didn't realize he was at the edge and he fell off the table. :rofl:

[sodaklostsoul]

That ^^^^^ made me laugh.

[Aqua]

This...

http://www.snapbuzz.com/images/resized/Its_2_am_You3032.jpg