What made you laugh today!

[treeview]

If you like squirrels you might not like this...be forewarned...


http://tinyurl.com/yux5tb

[IowaMan]

"The holes in Swiss cheese taste funny." :rofl:

[Neige]

"Aquarium gravel"!!!!!

:roflmao:

[Steph]

Solon & I ran into an old Italian guy (OIG) we've known for years this afternoon.

OIG (gesturing towards Solon): He was mean when he was young, eh?

Me: No, he was always a Mama's boy, Luigi. Labradors are pussies.

OIG: Eh. Next dog you get has to hate people. The people around here are a-no good.

Me: Will do.

Of course, I saw three crack deals during that short conversation.

[IowaMan]

Thinking back to when an old girlfriend's cat bit me in the ass and smacked my balls as I was having sex with it's owner.

Bad Kitty!!!! :mad:

:roflmao:

[cherrypie7788]

My contortionist cat taking a nap

[IowaMan]

The Bob & Tom Show on the radio.

"How much cream do you take in your coffee?"

"Oh, about a Wadsworth." :roflmao:

[IowaMan]

The thought that WI was able to talk me into a damn hard on. :roflmao:

Yeah, I know how it sounds but ......... I guess you had to be there. :rofl:

[ReaperWoman]

That ^^^ didn't make me laugh, but it certainly did something for me.... :hot:

[IowaMan]

Listneing to Mike & Mike on ESPN and hearing Golic refer to a guy who is dating a woman that is much better looking than him as, "That guy has definitely outkicked his coverage."

Yep, been there and done that on a few occasions. :rofl:

[IowaMan]

I'll go twice in a row here. :p

One of the kids at our first little league practice said to me, "My dad says that you used to be a really good baseball player. Are you still or did you get old like my dad?" :roflmao:

[WildIrish]

Mrs. WI woke me up at 4:30 this morning to let me know that she wasn't horny, and she didn't want me wondering that all day long.

[IowaMan]

Getting the following email message from a friend after I sent him the link to the naked trampoline game that WI posted.:


You are a dumbass! That was a waste of an hour!


:roflmao:

[WildIrish]

^^^


I warned you!

[WildIrish]

A gentle reminder that the good old weren't always good. :roflmao:

[PantyFanatic]

LOL :D
I recall attending a small cocktail party in the early 80's, when a small company brought a computer with 256k of RAM and the unbelievable 'Gigabyte' (yep, ONE gig) hard drive online for $40,000. :rofl:


:nod:

[IowaMan]

I've got the dates for my trip to California figured out now and I'm in the process of making my lodging reservations. I am such a cheap fuck!!! :rofl:

[dicksbro]

I've got the dates for my trip to California figured out now and I'm in the process of making my lodging reservations. I am such a cheap fuck!!! :rofl:

Nah! A cheap fuck would go from Davenport to Bettendorf ... hitchhiking ... not Iowa to California. ;)

:roflmao:

[IowaMan]

A letter I got in the mail this morning (forgot to go to the post office yesterday) from my mom. Actually it took me from smiling to laughing and then when I finished I had a couple of tears in my eyes. But mom made me laugh by getting me to think of our old great dane and how he used to love pizza. :rofl:

[Neige]

PantyFanatic did.

madamzebralongwing indeed.

:roflmao:

[GreenChef]

Young Children in the supermarket make me laugh. (well, I do catch their eyes pretty quick in my Chef clothes)

[sodaklostsoul]

Kiddo left her bedroom door open when she left for the bus, I'm sitting here and all of a sudden I hear a radio. Abner was walking on her computer desk and hit the button on her clock radio.

[Neige]

This (http://ca.news.yahoo.com/s/capress/us_cda_spy_coins).

:roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:

Those poppy coins are beautiful! :rofl:

[WildIrish]

Those coins were the harmless ones that they circulate in advance. Now when the real spy coins are found, the contractors will just think they're more of the same "innocent ones". Ya gotta be careful when dealing with this stuff!

And they should be wearing their tin-foil hats too. :p

[Neige]

:rofl:

[PantyFanatic]

.....And they should be wearing their tin-foil hats too. :p
They've all been sent to the White House. :shrug:

[IowaMan]

The size of the bag they gave me at the pharmacy for all the damn prescriptions I ended up having to get today.

[osuche]

Drinking hot tea when it's miserable outside

[IowaMan]

I'm actually laughing right now as a look at the ridiculous number of prescription bottles sitting here at my computer desk. Seven prescriptions and 13 pills I'll be taking in a little bit. Breakfast of champions baby! :roflmao:

[sodaklostsoul]

A couple of PM's..................cue the banjo music!!! LMAO!!!!!!!!!!

[IowaMan]

An ecard from a friend. Gotta say that one was a good one, or should I say two? :D

[Eastern]

a music video a friend shared with me.

[WildIrish]

Me!


I just told someone " Oh the things I'd do to you if you were a sheep! :hot: "

[IowaMan]

Me!


I just told someone " Oh the things I'd do to you if you were a sheep! :hot: "
Oh shit!!!!! Do I dare check my PM's? :roflmao:

[osuche]

Me!


I just told someone " Oh the things I'd do to you if you were a sheep! :hot: "


/nick sheep

[Neige]

Me!


I just told someone " Oh the things I'd do to you if you were a sheep! :hot: "

WildIrish did :roflmao:

[IowaMan]

I swear I just saw WildIrish on ESPN!!!!!!!!!!

They showed a clip from the Sheep-Racing Grand Nationals in England!

I think his ewe won the thing! He chased her all the way to the finish line!

:roflmao:

[Oldfart]

Was he the bloke screaming "Ewe little beauty!!"?

[IowaMan]

Was he the bloke screaming "Ewe little beauty!!"?
You saw it too? :roflmao:

Wish they wouldn't have put that blurry section over his fun bits though. I could tell he had something written or tattooed on his pecker....... couldn't quite make it out though. :roflmao:

[Oldfart]

I thought it was "Who put the O into ovine" but I could have imagined it.

[IowaMan]

My friend's wife (Sarge's new mom). She called to see if I would still be coming to visit them tomorrow. She about shit when I told her I didn't let them put me under when they took out the wisdom teeth. She blurted out, "What the fuck!!! Are yo on crack?" :roflmao:

[Mae]

:faint:

[osuche]

Some guy who almost fell off of his elliptical machine in his attempt to smile and make eye contact with me while I was working out

[sodaklostsoul]

Roseanne reruns.

[Fangtasia]

Scamp made me laugh...doing major zoomies wide eyed and bushy tailed *LOL*

[Shadozfire]

This made me laugh!!!

http://www.rawbw.com/~c_abbott/Penis/

[IowaMan]

And a very true tale it is at that. :roflmao:

[themi01]

The kids singing in Church this morning

[Booger]

Abner the cat going wild on the porch when I let a big fat mooth in.

[Eastern]

my hubby and daughter giving me their mothers day gifts and acting all sly..

[osuche]

Joking with co-workers about our crazy happy weekends.

[ReaperWoman]

Those "loveheart" sweets. And the theory that they're messages from god, giving you a little morale boost for the day. I offered my friend a few over the course of the day and every time she got either, "hot lips" or "lush lips", so god's obviously pleased with his handiwork. She does have gorgeous lips.

[osuche]

Last night as I was cleaning...I decided to hide the contents of the sex toy drawer so that my guests from Israel don't accidentally run into them. I put all of them in a bag and shoved the bag in the back of the sink cabinet....and started to walk away....


....only to hear vibrating noises coming from the bottom of the sink! :yikes:

The toys were unhappy about being relegated to a cabinet. I had to dig them out, take out all the batteries, and then put them back.


It seemed funny at the time. :D

[WildIrish]

I'm thinking ^^^ was getting her pipes cleaned. :p

[osuche]

I'm thinking ^^^ was getting her pipes cleaned. :p


I have more pleasurable ways of getting my pipes cleaned. I've located a special snake that does the job nicely. ;)


BTW - I am always looking for more effective means, so if you have ideas please PM me. :D

[WildIrish]

BTW - I am always looking for more effective means, so if you have ideas please PM me. :D



Hmmm...this sounds like a trap (http://www.grainger.com/Grainger/items/1PNK5).

[PantyFanatic]

PM :tongue: PM :69: PM :sex: PM :licker: PM :hump: PM :buttsex: PM :3way: PM :bj:

[wyndhy]

that's much too subtle^^^
:p




the fart noises that the windex bottle made which sent my boy to the floor in a fit of giggles.

[sodaklostsoul]

Only those peeps^^^^^^^^^. Nothing in my day was funny.

[WildIrish]

Me again...I crack myself up.


I'm pretty sure my secretary is standing by with a nice white dinner jacket. I don't think she's very good at estimating sizes though. This one has really long sleeves. :sad:

[Booger]

Me again...I crack myself up.


I'm pretty sure my secretary is standing by with a nice white dinner jacket. I don't think she's very good at estimating sizes though. This one has really long sleeves. :sad:








don't worry about that WI the extra long sleeves are so you can wipe your mouth on them.

[ReaperWoman]

An old lady with tissue stuffed up her nose

[sodaklostsoul]

This little grandma driving a big extended cab truck, parks, opens the door, spits and then climbs down.

[WildIrish]

don't worry about that WI the extra long sleeves are so you can wipe your mouth on them.


How handy!

Makes it tough to pick your nose though. :p

[Booger]

How handy!

Makes it tough to pick your nose though. :p


Thats what friends are for.

[WildIrish]

Thats what friends are for.


Keep smiling, keep shining
Knowing you can always count on me, for sure

[Lilith]

improptu singing and knowing for just one minute we had proof we do share a brain

[sodaklostsoul]

A very descriptive PM which was sent to make me laugh. It made me laugh so hard I had tears.

[IowaMan]

Got a nice chuckle out of this:

http://msn.foxsports.com/other/story/6814466

[IowaMan]

Eau de Puswah :roflmao:


hmmmm, maybe you had to be there. :D

[osuche]

Eau de Puswah :roflmao:


hmmmm, maybe you had to be there. :D



Hey!!! Puswah is *my* word. I'm planning to TM it.

[IowaMan]

Hey!!! Puswah is *my* word. I'm planning to TM it.
Uh oh, guess I'd best try for an out of court settlement huh? :p

[IowaMan]

I am such an absent minded moron sometimes. I had a map here at my computer desk and was going to go put it in the drawer in the kitchen with some other maps but when I got out there for some reason I opened the fridge and started to put it in there. :rofl:

[wyndhy]

i went to put some soup in the bathroom last night, but i have an excuse...when you're preggers, you get stupid. :p

[IowaMan]

I'm not sure if this is just flat out funny or so horribly ironic. Got me to laugh though.

http://www.tampabays10.com/news/watercooler/article.aspx?storyid=54404&s=f

[IowaMan]

An absolutely tasteless email from a friend about the annual Florida/Alabama Belly Button Jewelry Contest. Just had to laugh.

[1nutworld]

An absolutely tasteless email from a friend about the annual Florida/Alabama Belly Button Jewelry Contest. Just had to laugh.

Yeah, I gotta admit that it was funny, and tasteless! I got that same email from a friend too.

[sodaklostsoul]

A 90 yr. old lady saying *fuck*.

[wyndhy]

a stand and spin

[1nutworld]

I miss when I don't aim carefully.

Just struck me as funny!

[sodaklostsoul]

IowaMan and I playing thread tag.

[IowaMan]

WI comes thru at the end of a long, stressful week. His views on whether or not a guy's cum will promote hair growth:

Obviously not as a topical application, or porn starlets would all have hairy chests and buttcheeks. :p

You never cease to amaze me WI. What a great one to head to the weekend thinking about. :roflmao:

[WildIrish]

Just one of the many benefits of being a goofball. :D

[IowaMan]

Well, just don't ever change my friend. Don't ever change.

[sodaklostsoul]

Pixie Peeps. :D

And a neighborhood 10 yr. old boy on his motorized scooter slipping off and the scooter is still going and he's running while hanging on to it.

[PantyFanatic]

A 90 yr. old lady saying *fuck*.
Did another 90 yr. old lady say *BINGO* first? :confused:

[IowaMan]

Did another 90 yr. old lady say *BINGO* first? :confused:
Was it from this one Soda or is there feisty 90 yr. old lady in your life too? :p

I learnt that it's absolutely hilarious when my 90 year-old neighbor says "fuck" when she's mad about how the cake she just baked didn't turn out as she'd have liked.

[sodaklostsoul]

It was IowaMan's neighbor lady.

[ReaperWoman]

My one's about not quite a 90 year old, but she's 79. When playing "Boggle" with my gran (where you've got to write as many words down as you can see in a grid of letters) it's a generally accepted fact that you don't write down words that can be seen as offensive, like "git" or "dick" for example. So it near broke me and my mum in to pieces trying not to laugh out loud when she says "cunt" - and of course no-one else has dared put it on their list...

[PantyFanatic]

^^^ :roflmao:

[IowaMan]

Just when I get a really great night's sleep I wake up to find we're at about 100% humidity here today. My lungs are just loving this...... oh well, roll with it and go I guess. :rofl:

[IowaMan]

This one happened to my wife a few years ago she has more than her share of "Good Ideas" Living in the country we always got peoples dropped off dogs and cats ,at the time we were over ran with 6 mo. old kittens abou 10 of them. We had set out live traps ,tried everything to catch them.Unknowing to me she was in the kitchen one day and found a bottle of Codeine and thinks Hmmm! this puts me to sleep I'll give it to the cats and when they pass out I can catch them!Later that day shes on the front porch and I hear "Well Damn!"I look out just in time to see a kitten go tearing across the yard jump straight up in the air do a flip and hit the ground running,ran up a tree and then fell out!Have you ever seen drunk hyperactive cats? But the look on her face was pure gold!
Over our marraige Chevy has not outdone her on better IDEAS
Kitty on codeine, OMFG!!!!! :roflmao:

I'm sure PETA will come hunt me down for laughing at that but c'mon that's a great visual! :rofl:

[cherrypie7788]

This didn't happen today, it happened on memorial day...my boyfriend was reaching down to plug the PS2 in and apparently he touched the metal part when he plugged it in because he hollered and jumped back, and hollered some more and I said "what the hell is wrong with you?" and he told me that he got shocked...Then he made me get up and plug the damn thing in :p :rofl:

[IowaMan]

A story on the news that showed some drunken idiot being stopped by a policeman for driving a golf cart while under the influence.

[WildIrish]

Whilst watching porno long after we finished having sex Saturday morning, Mrs. WI & I saw a clip with a wild sex scene that was partially obscured by a "sexy" camera angle. She blurted out "OMG...It looks like he's shoving her into a woodchipper!" :yikes:


Now we have named a new sex position. lmfao

[sodaklostsoul]

Last Friday we checked into a motel and discovered there is no fan in the bathroom. So on Sat. I decided to leave the bathroom door open so some of the steam would leave the small room while I showered. The steam set off the smoke alarm!!!!

[IowaMan]

My own stupidity, or maybe it was absentmindedness. Decided to make some biscuits for breakfast so I got out the mix (yeah, I'm lazy as well as stupid this morning), bowl, milk etc. and was on my way. Figured I'd just come on in here and surf the net a bit while I mixed things up. I sat down and started to stir and realized I just had a bowl with the dry ingredients, forgot to add the milk. :banghead:

My mind must've been elsewhere............. :rofl:

[IowaMan]

The suggestion on a phone call from a Pixie that I may be doing improper things with my mother's parakeet while I visit her. :rofl:

[osuche]

Actually *seeing* the moment when one of our Engineers realized that I was a pretty girl, and catching him checking me out...

then having him come back over to visit my desk 3 times in the next 30 minutes. :D

[Eastern]

Getting PM by a good friend and making me laugh

[WildIrish]

My own stupidity, or maybe it was absentmindedness. Decided to make some biscuits for breakfast so I got out the mix (yeah, I'm lazy as well as stupid this morning), bowl, milk etc. and was on my way. Figured I'd just come on in here and surf the net a bit while I mixed things up. I sat down and started to stir and realized I just had a bowl with the dry ingredients, forgot to add the milk. :banghead:

My mind must've been elsewhere............. :rofl:


You must've been thinking of adding cream instead. :p

[WildIrish]

Someone, who shall remain nameless but who's username rhymes with "fly-oh-a-can", thinking Chocolate Starfish was some kind of regional candy.




I guess it is, just not the region you were thinking of. :roflmao:

[wyndhy]

the boy telling a total stranger at a dept store that he just popped in the potty and will get two candies. good thing his speech still needs a little work. :D

[WildIrish]

This (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3432265409994388404)

[Loulabelle]

My little one peeing on me seconds before hitting the bath water only to poop seconds after hitting it!

Then reading Lizz and Mayhem's posts on the 'what made you smile' thread and thinking how all this will be a new experience for Mayhem! Hahahaha!

[IowaMan]

Nuke LaLoosh: You told him I was gonna throw a deuce, right?

Crash Davis: Yep.

:roflmao:

[osuche]

Getting some compliments from a channel partner that I so didn't deserve

[WildIrish]

IowaMan & I planning visits to insane asylums so we can score banana pudding with 'nilla wafers! :D

[PantyFanatic]

WTF are they ^^^ talking about? :sad:

[ReaperWoman]

I don't know but it made me laugh all the same.... "visits to" asylums?.... Don't you mean "stays in"? :p

[IowaMan]

Someone saying, "Hi IowaMan, I love you and I'm at home!" Of course, she is only 3 yrs old. :rofl:

[Eastern]

lol.. she is too cute huh..she is my daughter. what can i say

[PantyFanatic]

Sounds good to me :) You talk to the daughter, IM. I'll talk to the mom. ;)

[Booger]

Watching the Animal Plant they had a show called the worlds funniest cats and Abner sat down in frount of the TV and started watching.

[IowaMan]

Way to go Abner! Would love have seen that! :rofl:

[PantyFanatic]

Watching the Animal Plant they had a show called the worlds funniest cats and Abner sat down in frount of the TV and started watching.
Did he hold up the card with the number after each one? :confused:

[sodaklostsoul]

Did he hold up the card with the number after each one? :confused:
No but he thought the host guy was nothing to watch and would ignore him and wait for the cats to come back.

[IowaMan]

The other coach of the little leaguers just called me to remind me which bar the meeting is at to set up the league tournament. :rofl:

[sodaklostsoul]

The other coach of the little leaguers just called me to remind me which bar the meeting is at to set up the league tournament. :rofl:
Least when you come home there will not be a tool box to trip over. :D

[IowaMan]

Least when you come home there will not be a tool box to trip over. :D
LOL, I spend way too much time here. :rofl:

But yep, it's that same bar. :p

[WildIrish]

Someone saying, "Hi IowaMan, I love you and I'm at home!" Of course, she is only 3 yrs old. :rofl:


She calls you "Iowaman"? :confused:

[IowaMan]

She calls you "Iowaman"? :confused:
Well, I did meet her online. Gotta keep a little bit of anonymity you know. :p

[WildIrish]

Well, I did meet her online. Gotta keep a little bit of anonymity you know. :p

Stay tuned for the IowaMan's next appearance on Dateline. :p

[sodaklostsoul]

:roflmao: ^^^^

[IowaMan]

Watching the two fat bunnies in my backyard looking at my sun tea jug and seemingly trying to figure out how to get it open.

[WildIrish]

Watching the two fat bunnies in my backyard looking at my sun tea jug and seemingly trying to figure out how to get it open.


Bullshit! They're trying to figure out how to MOUNT it! :D

[IowaMan]

Bullshit! They're trying to figure out how to MOUNT it! :D
They did look pretty upset when I took it inside. :rofl:

[sodaklostsoul]

That^^^^^^ and this -----> http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070611/ap_on_fe_st/odd_tp_theft;_ylt=AnRPD._.R5rrlDFS6LIH6A3MWM0F

[IowaMan]

This one did it for me. :rofl:

http://www.redtube.com/3249

[osuche]

The huge ass blister on my mouth and how everyone keeps staring at it!

[PantyFanatic]

The huge ass blister :thumb: :roflmao:......



......blister on my mouth and how everyone keeps staring at it! :yikes: :(




:banghead:

[osuche]

Imagining how I could have ended up with an ass blister. :rofl:

[IowaMan]

One of the boys on the baseball team tonight telling another one, "Dude, your mom is smoking hot!"

The kid has more than just a good eye at the plate. :rofl:

[PantyFanatic]

Imagining how I could have ended up with an ass blister. :rofl:
Me too :D ............................. again :tongue:

[WildIrish]

This video (http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZlCwfSHQCow)

[ReaperWoman]

"Is he the kind of person who moans when wet?"


When what I was *trying* to say was: Is he the kind of person who's likely to grumble about standing about in the rain all day?



:rofl: Guess my mind was elsewhere...

[IowaMan]

I was fooled by a 5 year old. :rofl:


Actually, I just learned that the 5 year old was right and it was grandma and grandpa who had things screwed up. :rofl:

You had to be there to understand. :p

[IowaMan]

Being hit by the realization that I just may be the absolute worst in the world at wrapping gifts.

[Lilith]

Last night I tried on allllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll my lingerie to try to decide what to take with me on my vacation. Having made my decisions I threw it all in the wash to freshen it up. Upon opening the lid to the washing machine I realized the perplexity of trying to figure out what lace strap was tied up in what other lace strap. It didn't help matters that alllllllllllllllllllllllllllll of them are black.

[PantyFanatic]

:faint:

[IowaMan]

Wondering just how many feathers I'll have plucked from Cookie by the time all is said and done now that I've received the go ahead. ;)

[sodaklostsoul]

Lilith foiling PF's plans.

[sodaklostsoul]

Clerk's 2

[osuche]

Singing "Fat Bottom Girls" at the top of my lungs

[grl2naughty]

Getting this..... :kissass: Talk about High School.

[Steph]

someone trying to convince me how great she is

[grl2naughty]

Someone I can careless, what she thinks.

[Steph]

fun with grammar!

[grl2naughty]

A smartass in every group!!

[Coaster]

Reading all the above posts!!! hehe

[sodaklostsoul]

Laughed my ass off after getting an email from a certain Pixie on vacation and telling me that they cannot drink smoothies anymore especially with pineapple. :D

[sodaklostsoul]

the word *snarky* used in an email I received.

[PantyFanatic]

:yikes: ^^^

[osuche]

Mr Osuche...who said that he didn't view me as his wife anymore...he viewed me as "prey" :yikes:

[Booger]

Our power was off for a bit today and when it came back on Abner was in his automatic litter box and it went off. He jump about 6 feet in the air and ran away.

[osuche]

The Catholic jihad is about to start :D

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070710/ap_on_re_eu/pope_other_christians;_ylt=AmgUyJj7W36SNjpmpgOIxYIEtbAF

[Lilith]

my son the crab whore

that would be the son formerly known as cheeseburger

[Oldfart]

The Catholic jihad is about to start :D

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070710/ap_on_re_eu/pope_other_christians;_ylt=AmgUyJj7W36SNjpmpgOIxYIEtbAF

I said to Benny, I said, "Benny, I know that you're the Colonel in Charge of the Salvation Air Force and as Pope you have great influence with the Salvation Navy, but until you get the Salvation Army on board you haven't a hope against the Proddy Alliance and the Confederation of Christian Leftovers. Thank fuck the Muslims and the Buddhists haven't twigged yet, and the Animists just can't seem to get into the spirit of things."

[IowaMan]

Just got an email from my dad letting me know that he and mom are glad I made it home safely and that their parakeet is really depressed this morning because I am gone.

OMFG, my parents need help! :rofl:

[osuche]

I said to Benny, I said, "Benny, I know that you're the Colonel in Charge of the Salvation Air Force and as Pope you have great influence with the Salvation Navy, but until you get the Salvation Army on board you haven't a hope against the Proddy Alliance and the Confederation of Christian Leftovers. Thank fuck the Muslims and the Buddhists haven't twigged yet, and the Animists just can't seem to get into the spirit of things."



:rofl:

I really wish I could call him Benny :D

[IowaMan]

When I picked up my three week's worth of mail at the post office this morning the postmaster asked me if I needed any stamps and I asked her if she was sure she had any left. Guess you had to be there. ;)

[Pita]

This link that my sister sent me. :D http://icanhascheezburger.com/

[osuche]

When I picked up my three week's worth of mail at the post office this morning the postmaster asked me if I needed any stamps and I asked her if she was sure she had any left. Guess you had to be there. ;)



:rofl:


Did she give you 22c ones?

[IowaMan]

:rofl:


Did she give you 22c ones?
I didn't stick around to find out what she was going to offer me. Since I didn't have a package to mail I was afraid she'd cover me with the damn things. :D

[Lilith]

Is it Caturday? ^^^ Great link TY!

[IowaMan]

This one is so incredibly wrong on so many levels that I'm almost ashamed to admit that I laughed when I saw it. :(


http://www.redtube.com/3370

[sodaklostsoul]

Name calling here at Pixies.......LOL.

[IowaMan]

The reaction of joy I got from a certain Pixie earlier today when I PM'd them about there being a sheep show at the town fair this weekend. :D

Any guesses who that may have been? :rofl:

[IowaMan]

My best friend's first words to me when I answered the phone, "Hey asshole, you been hitting on my sister again?"

[Booger]

My best friend's first words to me when I answered the phone, "Hey asshole, you been hitting on my sister again?"



Did you tell him "heck no I just slept with her I didn't hit on her"?

[sodaklostsoul]

Shhhh..........I'm following Scarecrow around the forum.

[Scarecrow]

I see you

[sodaklostsoul]

Tag your it.

[Scarecrow]

now your it

[sodaklostsoul]

I say PF is it!!!!!

[Scarecrow]

http://www.freewebby.com/action-smilies/shark.gif

[IowaMan]

Misreading Soda's "3 things" post and thinking she was going to vacuum Abner. :banghead:

[sodaklostsoul]

LMAO...................Hi IowaMan!!

[IowaMan]

LMAO...................Hi IowaMan!!
:wave: Hi Soda! Yep, I really wish caffeine wasn't a big no-no for me. I do believe I could use a bit right now. :nod:

[jay-t]

Watching the grandkids having a watergun fight

[IowaMan]

While I was in Cedar Rapids, I pulled up at a stoplight next to a huge guy on a really kick ass Harley. His stereo was blasting................. Air Supply. :roflmao:

I couldn't laugh at the time for fear he'd look over and come kick the living crap out of me. :D

[Aqua]

http://www.picturebookmarking.com/galleries/uploaded/Too_Mush_Sex.jpg

[IowaMan]

I spilled something on the ugly-ass carpet in my kitchen (that I still haven't torn up) and I couldn't find the damn stain for about 2 min. :rofl:

[sodaklostsoul]

WrestleMark's AV.

Reminds me of the wind up hoppy peter I have somewhere in a box.

[WildIrish]

While I was in Cedar Rapids, I pulled up at a stoplight next to a huge guy on a really kick ass Harley. His stereo was blasting................. Air Supply. :roflmao:

I couldn't laugh at the time for fear he'd look over and come kick the living crap out of me. :D


Hey...Air Supply rules! :p

As for me, it was the ugly fruit site. "Why she gotta be trippin?" :roflmao:

[IowaMan]

An email from Coaster.

[Booger]

the crazy people at Pixies

[IowaMan]

An email from my parents. Oh how I'm hoping they don't give a call to one of my Pixie friends but just in case....................

I am sooooooooo sorry!!!! Forgive them, they spend most of their time talking to their parakeet! :rofl:

[osuche]

Trying a new technology and it crashing my system - so much for that idea.

[WildIrish]

"I've got a virus that makes my ass bleed?" :roflmao:

[Pita]

Hearing what my kid said to her dumb boyfriend who dared to tell her she couldn't talk to an ex-boyfriend at night on the phone. I love how that kid takes no crap!

[IowaMan]

While the nurse was taking my vitals this morning at the doctor's office the radio station they had on started playing "U + UR Hand" by Pink. I started to chuckle and the nurse just sort of looked at me and smiled.

[sodaklostsoul]

I have this small fleece blanket that has been in the kitchen near the laundry room and I have'nt gotten around to washing it yet but the cat keeps dragging it out to the living room.

[osuche]

Being woken up by an earthquake the USGS says didn't happen!

[IowaMan]

That damn, "I'm A Cow" clip that Lilith posted the other day. That thing gets me every single time. :rofl:

[PantyFanatic]

Being woken up by an earthquake the USGS says didn't happen!
Not today (http://www.iris.edu/seismon/) hun. :shrug: You better see who's doing what in the basement. :fix:

[osuche]

90 seconds. And I owe someone $100.

[WildIrish]

I warned you that I was running the meter when we started.

[IowaMan]

Just thinking about the drama that seems to creep into my life at every single turn. It's laughable, it really is.

[osuche]

I warned you that I was running the meter when we started.


Yep. It was $100 for the time allotted

[sodaklostsoul]

American Chopper

[Lilith]

Sdls

[IowaMan]

An email I just got from my stepdad. I had accidentally sent a blank reply to him and he sort of freaked out.

[osuche]

Talking about my fat little thighs and Mr Osuche's mutant "index" toes....and us realizing the neighbor could overhear

[IowaMan]

The one sentence response I got from a friend when I sent them the link to the "I'm A Cow" clip..................


"You are a sick fucker!"

:roflmao:

[Booger]

The one sentence response I got from a friend when I sent them the link to the "I'm A Cow" clip..................


"You are a sick fucker!"

:roflmao:


I hope you sent him back one thanking him.

[IowaMan]

Email from my dad telling me that when he told their parakeet, "Uncle IowaMan's Cubs are in first place," he (the parakeet) said, "Good job!"

I spent nearly three weeks out there with them last month and I know for a fact the bird can't talk. My folks haven't quite picked up on that over the last 10 years though. :rofl:

[osuche]

My mom's astonishment when she got home and found...a shower....in her living room!

[wyndhy]

i caught my girl licking, well it looked like she was licking, a cookie left on the counter to cool. when i called her on it she goes "I.D.I" and at my look of confusion clarified further "I did int. I.D.I."
lmfao

[IowaMan]

Peter Griffin thinking that he was a genius only to find out after taking an IQ test that he was mentally retarded. That may be the funniest Family Guy episode ever. :rofl:

[PantyFanatic]

.....I spent nearly three weeks out there with them last month and I know for a fact the bird can't talk. My folks haven't quite picked up on that over the last 10 years though. :rofl:
Could it be he just doesn't like talking to YOU? :confused:

















:rofl:

[IowaMan]

It's possible. If he's as smart as my folks think then he could have read an email I wrote, within his view, requesting to have a few Ohio kitties sent out to keep him company. :rofl:

[PantyFanatic]

My mom's astonishment when she got home and found...a shower....in her living room!
It's still not going to work. She'll only be able to listen to the TV with those frosted doors. :cool:

[Lilith]

a conversation about people spewing things out of a variety of orfices had me laughing to tears

[IowaMan]

Watching "O Brother, Where Art Thou?" I swear that one gets me every single time.

"Hot Damn! It's the Soggy Bottom Boys!" :roflmao:

[sodaklostsoul]

Funny movie^^^^^.

[Neige]

The reaction my father had when I showed off how much my garlic & Parmesan roll dough had risen... He said it was too bad that it was impossible to do that with money!!! :roflmao:

[IowaMan]

This did it for me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YnKVRb_LDM

[IowaMan]

A friend "left me hanging" so she could "get off." :rofl:

[grl2naughty]

Boy, she sounds like she has a way with words. LMAO :D

[IowaMan]

An IM from a friend in Houston, where they're having a tad bit of rain and a little bit of flooding today, that said one of the doctors at the hospital she works at was drying his socks in the microwave. :rofl:

[IowaMan]

Talking to my mom on the phone and hearing her tell Cookie, their parakeet, that Uncle IowaMan got a kitty and actually hearing him throw a fit. :rofl:

[IowaMan]

Watching my kitten listen to accordian music. He can't quite figure out where the sound is coming from. :rofl:

[osuche]

Watching my kitten listen to accordian music. He can't quite figure out where the sound is coming from. :rofl:


You mean...you're not playing him Dave Kos???? :yikes:


:D

[WildIrish]

someone telling me I have a scrawny ass

[PantyFanatic]

Don't believe them. Just because you only have 3 stripes on your pajamas you don't have a scrawny ass.




.......... And NO! You can't borrow any of my pajamas.

[Rhiannon]

my spouse as i have laryngitis and didn't have any brandy so he got me a shot of vodka to sip. did you know you get hot when you drink vodka..
who knew :)

[themi01]

Rhiannon hope you and hubby feel better aside from that the interplay between the cat and dog the cat she is so dainty and the dog he is a big galoot

[Pita]

pubes in the shower :D

[IowaMan]

A phone call from a friend's wife wanting to make sure she had my correct address so she could send a CARE package.............. to Lou! I've had the cat for just over a week and he's been getting more mail than I have. :rofl:

[Salacious]

"Something Nice"

[IowaMan]

My own stupidity. I told my pulmonolgist that I had been golfing over the weekend and he told me that was a good thing as I need to get all of the exercise my lungs will allow. Then he asked me, "And how did you do?" Well, for some reason I was on a different page as him so I answered, "Shot even par. But I didn't putt worth a damn."


He sort of chuckled and said, "Well, sounds like you had a good round but I meant how did your lungs hold up?"

:banghead:

[IowaMan]

Being told that my kitten is "a typical" man because when he went pee he went right over the edge of the litter box and onto the floor. :rofl:


The look on his face was absolutely priceless as he went to cover it up only to find that there wasn't anything to cover. He then looked back under his tail as if to check to see if he could determine what happened. :roflmao:

[Salacious]

A magic trick

[IowaMan]

I'm absolutely busting a gut watching the clips of Will Ferrell doing the Jeopardy thing with Sean Connery and the "More Cowbell" clip on the SNL thread. :roflmao:

Never get tired of that stuff! :thumb:

[osuche]

Cats on kitty crack :D

[AZRedHot]

My friend's 2-year-old, running like a demon through the aisles of the shoe store. He never fails to charm me, even if he is a banshee.

[osuche]

Running around with a viking hat on :D

[rabbit]

My golf partner was trying his best to stick a golf tee in the rock hard ground...I looked over at him with a straight face and asked "if he was having a hard time putting it in".

:rofl:

[IowaMan]

The meanest housecat I've ever seen in my life.

[IowaMan]

A four year old asking me, "How old are you? Are you forty yet?"

When I told her that I'm 39 she said to me, "Well, you're not old then.................................. yet." :roflmao:

[Steph]

My boyfriend Letterman on Oprah

[IowaMan]

This cartoon did it for me.

[Neige]

This!!! (http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/09/13/dreemin-of-teh-hoky-poky/)

[wyndhy]

my three year old, asking me in a very cute three year old acccent, his brows knitted in seriousness, "is yours pee the regular kind or the plain kind?"

[IowaMan]

Aqua, WI and Lil. :roflmao:

[rabbit]

A REALLY BAD joke.

[Neige]

The very jolly exterminator!!!

[IowaMan]

I'm a day behind with this one but I laughed while watching the Yankees/Indians baseball game last night when I thought of how much fun it would be to be at the stadium there in Cleveland with an electric flyswatter. ;)

[PantyFanatic]

....in Cleveland with an electric flyswatter. ;)
The home of necessity. :nod:















We have a stadium too? :shrug: