What made you laugh today!

[dicksbro]

Picturing that ^^^^^. Aren't babies wonderful! :)

[PantyFanatic]

^^^ Remembering

[PantyFanatic]

^^^ Remembering More

[PantyFanatic]

^^^^ and more

[imaginewithme]

^^cute^^^

I laughed when someone asked about my "balls"

[Steph]

The dog & the baby in the doggie door is too cute!

I laughed when Solon took over the couch when I got up for a refill. Spoiled moose!

[imaginewithme]

A four year old coming to my office, getting a lolli pop out of the candy dish on the receptionist table and saying "someone gave this to me today".....


ummmmm helllllllllllo kid, i just saw you

[sodaklostsoul]

Mr. Abner all streched out in the Lama's computer chair.

[Steph]

A four year old coming to my office, getting a lolli pop out of the candy dish on the receptionist table and saying "someone gave this to me today".....


ummmmm helllllllllllo kid, i just saw you

ROFL

It reminds me of the family with the first New Year's baby. They were gathered around the bed & the three-year-old older sister said to the camera, "She's been walking every day."

LOL Yes, child, your one-day-old sister is walking the halls of the hospital!

My ovaries!

[BIBI]

How people can say the dumbest things...over and over and over again.

[imaginewithme]

Stephs comment under mens pics "new to pixies".......I really did laugh out loud!

[sodaklostsoul]

Steph calling PF a tool.

[imaginewithme]

Telling Mr. IWM today the breakdown of costs of working and not working.......when I said that I'd even cancel the internet.....he said "wo....you must be serious!! You gonna get your pixie friends to help pay for it???" .........


Hey pixie friends............. ;)

[Steph]

Telling Mr. IWM today the breakdown of costs of working and not working.......when I said that I'd even cancel the internet.....he said "wo....you must be serious!! You gonna get your pixie friends to help pay for it???" .........


Hey pixie friends............. ;)

LOL It's been so dead at work that I surf the 'net pretty much all day. My guy mentioned I haven't been on the 'net at home much & jokingly suggested we give up 'net. Ahahahahahaha, funny guy!

I laughed today because he went to work & I got out my trusty Oral B. Wouldn't you know it? The phone started ringing. I ignored it until I was "finished" & picked it up.

Him: You're awake?

Me: I was busy!

Him: You've got that toothbrush out, don't you?

Me: Tee hee!

He never calls that early in the morning! He must have known!!

[jseal]

My son's antics.

[osuche]

Being told...after I asked how the weather was in Israel this time of year...that the weather wasn't the thing you worried about in Israel. :D :D :D

[bare4you]

My goofy cat - and they try to be so cool after they wipe out don't they?

[alspals69]

my daughters latest injury...

previous answers to the questions "where did you hurt yourself?" have included...

"On the boucy castle" & "on the cusion"

Today i was expecting something as dramatic as "on the tissue paper" but actually got " i accidently sat on the cat". this is a fluffy toy type cat by the way.

She is forbidden to pick up the cheese grater, touch knives or stroke Rotweillers.

[bare4you]

Seeing my grandson running around the house butt naked - just something about a naked toddler

[lizzardbits]

BIBI and her saying give it up osama or we'll send over a weapon of mass noise instruction! i laughed so hard i couldn't breathe, and nearly peed myself!

[imaginewithme]

Some friends had a belated birthday party for me today (due to holiday schedules)....the phone book delivery guy came up to the door, two of the ladies opened the door and said "Oh you're finallllly here" He looked surprised and laughed. Then they said to me "your male dancer is here".....he peeked in at me smiling and said "hi, happy birthday" and I said "ummm thanks???" and he laughed and left. We joked how he was probably sooooo embarrassed......I know I was

[BIBI]

my daughter

[lizzardbits]

Mahnamahna (http://www.snabbstart.com/film/muppet-show---mahnamahna.aspx)

[WildIrish]

Mahnamahna (http://www.snabbstart.com/film/muppet-show---mahnamahna.aspx)


OMG...I haven't seen that in ages! That one's bookmarked for the kids! Thanks for the chuckle.

[wyndhy]

taking some toys out to the garage when the kids weren't looking. ooo, i'm evil.
*cackles*

[imaginewithme]

Mr. IWM asking if I wanted my "vase, oh I mean your glass of water"....

must have thought it was a big glass!!!

[BIBI]

An old episode of Frasier....I laughed my ass off at it.

[wyndhy]

my daughter's ensemble.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Aqua and wyndhy! :)

[Steph]

Mahnamahna (http://www.snabbstart.com/film/muppet-show---mahnamahna.aspx)

ROFL Awesome!

I can't believe I can remember the song but I can't recall seeing those muppets before!

[lizzardbits]

I was trying to get my VERY straight-laced almost Amish parents to go on a "date night" and my dad said that he was tired and didn't want to go. I said that they should take Mom's car because it has the bigger back seat.

My mom chimes in with "yeah, there are 2 blankets back there"

I said to my dad, "well there ya go!"

But then my mom said that my daughter had left some of her toys in the backseat, "toys and toys and toys"

Dad then says, "OOOoo toys!" and smiles.

OMG! I died, i fell to my knees and then on the floor laughing and totally died laughing! a true case of ROFL!!!

[sodaklostsoul]

That's ^^^^^^ funny!!!

[PantyFanatic]

^^^ That's cute









... but those lame ass smilies suck snail shit!

[imaginewithme]

my brother

[Steph]

I took my dog out at the normal time this morning. Everything seemed normal but when we got downstairs, he let out a tiny button of poop in the porch. He's never done that before!

Then, the bag I used to pick up it & the rest split & spilled poop over the sidewalk in front of my building. *

We were walking for about 20 minutes & were crossing a street when he decides he wants to poop in the middle of the street & I'm out of bags.

I had to buy hair stuff anyway so I left him tied up near his poop and went to get shampoo & a bag to poop & scoop the remaining er, poop.

I come out of the store and take stuff out of the bag to scoop & bam! The shampoo fell out & yes, landed right in the middle of the poop. I delicately carried it home & threw it in the tub & washed it & got ready to go for work.

I know that freaking dog was laughing at me when I left! I know eeeet!

[lizzardbits]

what a load of shit! LMAO!!!

[Steph]

LOL He's full of it.

He also HOWLED when I went into a store to get juice! Just juice! He's just being a needy pain in the ass. Whenever anyone pets him, he has to let them know he's been abandoned. Ya know, in case they need to FEED his starving carcass.

[imaginewithme]

Steph's dog!

[wyndhy]

the tiny tyrant sticking a french fry up his nose.

[WildIrish]

I'm still laughing at the throw rug. ha ha

[imaginewithme]

A girlfriend calling just now after she heard the news that I walked out of my job and quit.... :)

[sodaklostsoul]

I'm laughing at Steph's dog....late I know but I've been busy.

[Steph]

I was telling a BBW friend about the bra size thread & she said, "Oh! Mine are bigger than all of them. Wait. It's not a competition, is it?" :D

[bare4you]

Sitting at the car wash with my son and watching the lady next to us trying to get her brand new "Z Car" into reverse. I am not one to stereotype anyone - but she did make the saying about a certain hair color come true

[imaginewithme]

^^haha

Picturing alspals talking to his daughter about condoms. Yikes.

[alspals69]

ha ha... she knew what they were without any help from me... also knew what antidisestablishmentarianism means too.

[imaginewithme]

smart like you!

Last night, at some friends house, Mr. IWM asks a three year old boy if he knew what a wet willy was....me looking at him like "oh lord, whats he doing now" Then the little boy goes and pokes Mr. IWM in the crotch saying "wet willy!!!' and goes to every man in the house doing the same....... then Mr. IWM being totally embarrassed shows him to lick his finger and stick it in someones ear that THAT is a wet willy. The boys parents then tell us a willy is a WILLY to the little boy. YIKES.

[alspals69]

^^^^ that did, lol

[imaginewithme]

Steph thinking I said my baby looks like a slug

[Fangtasia]

The thought of all them pretty bras just waiting for me to buy em :D

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I ALMOST put this in the "What's the worst thing a guy has ever said to you thread?"


Sooooooooo, after 30 minutes or so of torrid lovemaking this evening, my sweetie and I are basking in the afterglow, being all lovey-dovey 'cause it's Valentine's Day and all...when all of a sudden he says, "You know, I'm really kind of sorry that didn't last longer. But you see, when I came in I saw my Valentine's and birthday presents over there on the table, and I wanted to hurry up and get to the good stuff."



Yes, he's still alive. For now. ROFLMAOBBQ. :D

[imaginewithme]

jbh3's avatar


SPAMSPAMSPAMSPAM........

[sodaklostsoul]

I agree with Imaginewithme. PF's is good too. Funny I don't remember seeing PF the times I went to Mt Rushmore.

[imaginewithme]

My mom telling me she bumped her head on the refrigerator, of course I had to ask how..... while bent over looking in it, telling my dad she'd cook something.....said she looked down and all of a sudden there my dad was out of nowhere peeking up her nightgown........so she jumped and bumped her head.

Kinda grossed me out, but was sooooo funny.

[PantyFanatic]

....Kinda grossed me out, but was sooooo funny.
ROFLMAO :D

[Steph]

Kinda grossed me out, but was sooooo funny.

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

SCARRING! :D

[imaginewithme]

Thinking about the time I scared Coaster by making him think someone was in his house :)

[sodaklostsoul]

Rockintime saying a word he vowed to never say in chat.

[imaginewithme]

Mr. IWM putting baby in the back pack snugli thing and walking the treadmil, coming in the house afterwards (its in our garage) and baby is passed out asleep......haleluja he's walking her every night as far as I'm concerned!!!!

[maddy]

Visions of WildIrish sitting in the plastic kid seat of a shopping cart being pushed by his child.... only somehow i was picturing it being one of those little nascar shaped carts at Home Depot :D

[WildIrish]

I don't fit. :(

The steering wheel squashes my pecker. :p

[imaginewithme]

It wasn't funny at the time, but explaining to Mr. IWM that our daughter turned into the tazmanian devil today for about 5 second.

[wyndhy]

my daughter calling the grossest, messiest poopiest diaper i've seen in a while "explosivo"

[Steph]

The cashier looking at the food we bought & saying to Dan, "I hope you're cooking that for her."

Ahahaha, I haven't cooked in almost as long as PF!

[BIBI]

The cashier looking at the food we bought & saying to Dan, "I hope you're cooking that for her."

Ahahaha, I haven't cooked in almost as long as PF!

Your not that old Steph.

[sodaklostsoul]

Abner intently sniffing the computer cord and then trying to squeez himself in front of the laptop so he can lay on the desk.

[Steph]

Your not that old Steph.


LOL Let's face it, who is?


I also had a laugh at my friend Charles planning a "girls night out" with me. He's too cute!

[imaginewithme]

hearing about someones "innie" ;)

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Having to tell my friend Linda, the paralegal I work with, that she had a big, white fuzz ball on her ass--and then watching her try to find it to take it off. :D

[jbh3]

For some reason,as I was reading USA today headlines and saw a pic of Bush,I couldn't get John Stewarts insane impersonation of him out of my head!!

[wyndhy]

a landlord who hadn't realized we didn't pay out rent for march yet.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

A client at an arraignment this afternoon, who asked one of our attorneys what a "flea bargain" was. :D

[jbh3]

A client at an arraignment this afternoon, who asked one of our attorneys what a "flea bargain" was. :D

THIS^^^^ :)

[Steph]

a landlord who hadn't realized we didn't pay out rent for march yet.

My landlord hasn't taken out my February rent yet! :confused:

[Steph]

Dan trying to pronounce Afghanistan in a quick rant

[PantyFanatic]

....... I haven't cooked in almost as long as PF!
Not unless if you count stirring a caldron with eye of newt and wing of bat. :eek:

[alspals69]

nothing... i've been a grumpy little shit!!!

[sodaklostsoul]

Mr. Fix-It..........our shower drips no more.......we hope.

[PantyFanatic]

Appalachian-americans. :d

[PantyFanatic]

It sure isn't the smilies screwing up again!!! :mad:

[jbh3]

Mr. Fix-It..........our shower drips no more.......we hope.

Way to go Booger!!! :)
Does your ass crack show when you bend over to tighten a fitting? :eek:

[Coaster]

Email from wife saying that there's too much good food there and she's spending half her time on the treadmill!

[lizzardbits]

I woke up my daughter from her nap by laughing too loudly at DM's picture of Sprite being Cheeky. see here (http://www.pixies-place.com:81/forums/showpost.php?p=1151204&postcount=22)

(cut short my pixies time, but oh well!)

[imaginewithme]

Txgrneyes calling me a "proper young lady" in chat.

[Sharni]

A friend

[fzzy]

Seeing Sharni posting ... welcome back!!!!

[wyndhy]

a doctored pic.

well, maybe i'm wrong and it wasn't.

looked it though.

either way it made me laugh.

[imaginewithme]

Today I was putting baby in the truck, neighbor comes over to talk to Mr. about starting his own lawn care service. I hear him say "I need a couple blowers" and I just wanted so bad to bust out laughing........ thinking well......you know what I was thinking.

[jbh3]

The new Bud Lite commercial.....the guy is at a speed dating meet and the woman he's with says .."maybe we should go out on a date" and he says..." I only came for the Bud Lite"

[imaginewithme]

Baby IWM sitting on Mr. IWM's lap while he read the paper, he gave her the comics to read :rolleyes: and smeared the black ink all over her face. Her first time being real dirty :eek:

[PantyFanatic]

I have a hunch that may happen again in her life. ;)

Just wait until you see how far she can spread the chocolate from a gram cracker. If you could cover that much area with that little material, you would put Glidden out of business. lol :)

[imaginewithme]

I have a hunch that may happen again in her life. ;)


That!

[lizzardbits]

He shoots, He SCORES!!!!

LMAO Fussy!

[imaginewithme]

I confess....as a kid watchin' the Brady Bunch ...I always wished Sam would just take Alice and fuck her brains out on the counter.

jbh3's confession

[mayhem1978]

seeing a school kid try to jump off a moving bus and going face first into a lamppost

[WildIrish]

seeing a school kid try to jump off a moving bus and going face first into a lamppost



Please tell me you got that on tape! :D

[sodaklostsoul]

WI's posts......and the lamppost kid.

[imaginewithme]

my mom

[BIBI]

The predictability of someone here at Pixies....

[WildIrish]

I can't help it!


You say sheep...I pop wood! :p


I must've had a wool blanket when I was a baby. :D

[BIBI]

I can't help it!


You say sheep...I pop wood! :p


I must've had a wool blanket when I was a baby. :D


Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa :D

[WildIrish]

Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa :D


/me pops wood and ravishes BIBI...on principal alone. :p

[imaginewithme]

the title of a news article

Lawmakers Satisfied by DP World Plans

is that Double Penetration world???? and if so, someone get me directions!

[alspals69]

^^^ that did

fancy a little double penatration?

[Lilith]

holding my own amidst the hectic adventures of the day

[Aqua]

the title of a news article

"Lawmakers Satisfied by DP World Plans"

is that Double Penetration world???? and if so, someone get me directions!
I saw that too and almost posted it here. :p LOL

[imaginewithme]

haha^^

TOday I emailed the link of the online pregnancy test to my sister, OMG she cracked me up with her replies!

[sodaklostsoul]

Watching the cat wanting in his cat carrier to sit.

[lizzardbits]

Sugarsprinkles' new AV! LOL LOL LOL!

[sodaklostsoul]

Abner trying to chase birds outside thru the window, he's laying on the desk with his tail swishing from side to side and his head bonking on the window.

[sodaklostsoul]

Someone saying they might "Hunt down a fling"

[Lilith]

Someone saying they might "Hunt down a fling"

*straps target on*

[Steph]

Hearing two adult men on the streetcar.

What's 4 times 4?

18.

No, 14.

I actually said, "No, it's 16" & the first guy actually did the "talk to the hand" gesture to me. :D

[sassee]

Listening to one of the girls on my floor in the dorm building talk primarily to herself about the fundamentals of washing a pillowcase before putting it on her pillow. lol. She literally spent about 5-7 minutes debating whether or not this wasa good idea.

[alspals69]

fucktabulous!

[imaginewithme]

Hearing two adult men on the streetcar.

What's 4 times 4?

18.

No, 14.

I actually said, "No, it's 16" & the first guy actually did the "talk to the hand" gesture to me. :D
Now that's pretty funny

[BIBI]

404

[sodaklostsoul]

Abner bird watching!!!

[PantyFanatic]

How wrong I can be about a 1935 Mercedes.

[osuche]

Nothing yet...but the day's still young!

[Coaster]

*straps target on*


Isn't that what Dick Cheney's buddy did? :D

Hearing a little sound byte from Larry the Cable Guy about what his date said to him................. "OinnnnnnnnK!"

[imaginewithme]

^^what a coincedence

A friend called me today---talked about Larry the cable guy saying he's never masterbated, he cleaned "it" once tho and it squirted stuff out....... hehe

[Steph]

Hearing two adult men on the streetcar.

What's 4 times 4?

18.

No, 14.

I actually said, "No, it's 16" & the first guy actually did the "talk to the hand" gesture to me. :D

Dear God. I was walking the dog after work & saw those guys waiting for the bus! I was about 20 feet away when Mr. "Talk to the Hand" pointed at me & said, "That's the girl with the big mouth."

"I have big ears, too, moron," I replied.

"I didn't say nuthin'."

Dear. God. :D

[imaginewithme]

Dear God. I was walking the dog after work & saw those guys waiting for the bus! I was about 20 feet away when Mr. "Talk to the Hand" pointed at me & said, "That's the girl with the big mouth."

"I have big ears, too, moron," I replied.

"I didn't say nuthin'."

Dear. God. :D
OH MY GOD.........tooooooooooooooo funny!

[Coaster]

Dear God. I was walking the dog after work & saw those guys waiting for the bus! I was about 20 feet away when Mr. "Talk to the Hand" pointed at me & said, "That's the girl with the big mouth."

"I have big ears, too, moron," I replied.

"I didn't say nuthin'."

Dear. God. :D


Glad to hear we don't have a monopoly on guys like that here in the states!!

Too funny Steph!

[Steph]

Glad to hear we don't have a monopoly on guys like that here in the states!!

Too funny Steph!

I loved it. I saw them first and thought, "They don't know how to multiply simple numbers. I wonder if they'll remember me?"

:D

[PantyFanatic]

... "That's the girl with the big mouth."

"I have big ears, too, moron," ...
I told you she was funny looking. ;)







ROFL :D

[sodaklostsoul]

/me puts the pointy hat back on PF's head!!!

[imaginewithme]

Coaster's reply about me taking a bath with Mr. IWM
Ewwwwwwwww.... glad you didn't turn on showercam!!!!! hehe

[sodaklostsoul]

Having the child glare at me while I was trying to get her sleepwalking little butt to the bathroom!!!

She did'nt wanna beleive me that the kitchen was not the bathroom.

[osuche]

My officemate's nervousness about her first date in 10 months

[PantyFanatic]

Sending an e-mail to the wrong person on my list. :o

[sodaklostsoul]

Hehehehe ^^^^^

[sodaklostsoul]

The cat chasing a bug.

[imaginewithme]

We took baby to the park a bit ago....showed her the ducks....when all of a sudden two ducks started raping the other duck!!!! :eek:

[Lilith]

duck rape lol omg lol

[alspals69]

isn't that illegal?

[PantyFanatic]

We took baby to the park a bit ago....showed her the ducks....when all of a sudden two ducks started raping the other duck!!!! :eek:

:eek:

she's too young to know about the ducks & the bees.

[imaginewithme]

LOL Yes my technique is so proficient my victims hand out plaques and pens afterwards :D


That.....and about the ducks and the bees........

PF, my thoughts exactly!

[sodaklostsoul]

"Dopey screwed a penguin"

[bare4you]

Watching the cat trying to be cool when he slid on the kitchen floor and slammed into the wall

[sodaklostsoul]

OMG...I can just picture that^^^^^.LOL

[alspals69]

my 2 year old said "what you doing daddy?" as i got out my cell phone in a very large store.

"we seem to have lost mommy, so we need to call her" I explained.

At this point she screamed at the top of her voice (and trust me this is loud) "MOMMMMYYYY MOMMMMYYY"!

The elderly lady we were passing nearly had a coronary bles her. Who'd have thought she could jump that high at her age.

[imaginewithme]

Who'd have thought she could jump that high at her age.

that

[rabbit]

My son and his silly antics

[sodaklostsoul]

The little boy(about 7 yrs old) playing a game at Chucky Cheese today while shaking his booty to the music playing.

[lizzardbits]

asking mayhem what it felt like to grow a boner

[Steph]

LOL What was Mayhem's answer?!?!? Maybe a thread is in order? :D




An old man who clapped his hands & said "Good girl!" when I stooped & scooped at the park this morning.

[imaginewithme]

I stared at IWM’s avatar in another thread. :)

I stared at IWM’s avatar in this thread. :p

I’m going to stare at IWM avatar in another thread I hope. :D

PantyFanatic did.

[Sharni]

Finally meeting the handyman that Bilbo said "Keep ya hands off and ya panties on"

OMG! What a hunny, and oh my the accent!! *thud*

(Bilbo doth know me too well *LMAO*)

[Sharniqua]

A song

[rabbit]

Myself....

[Fangtasia]

A friend

[PantyFanatic]

Seeing the Three Musketeers (^^^) have ridden through our village. LMAO :D

[Sharni]

LMAO@Musketeers

[imaginewithme]

Steph's image of my baby's daddy

[Fangtasia]

PantyFanatic

[Sharni]

A chat partner

[Steph]

Steph's image of my baby's daddy

I'm just sayin'! :D

[imaginewithme]

Steph did AGAIN today :) Thanks!

[imaginewithme]

Images of a two year old eating oreos and smearing it all over her face

[alspals69]

also, when an angry mother asked if it was her that had poured water all over the itchen floor.... smiled proudly and said.... Yes...me pour water all over floor! Want more water please.

[Fangtasia]

Pixies as usual

[rabbit]

Someone I work with...

[sodaklostsoul]

Abner, the sock licker

[osuche]

My screwball boss, who signs contracts and then forgets about them

[rabbit]

My screwball boss, who signs contracts and then forgets about them


LOL...you got a screwball boss too, huh???

:p

[jbh3]

The comic book created on The Daily Show called "The Decider" :) --hilarious!!!

[imaginewithme]

A comment in the pictures threads.

[osuche]

Someone who wants to learn how to market Marketing. :p

[sodaklostsoul]

Poached Eggs!!

[bare4you]

While talking with a friend of mine today who started this job at the same time I did 3 years ago, we had some wonderful memories of our travels toegether and the stupid things we did back then to relax yet try to remind ourselves we were adults

[rabbit]

The Sunday funnies.

[wyndhy]

the tiny tyrant running away in a snit and triping over a pillow in the process.

[imaginewithme]

Mr. IWM

[Pita]

A PM from my girl friend

[dicksbro]

Our cat, Stud, sitting on a chair and as I filled his dish with water, he reached out with his paw. I offered him a drink and he sat on the chair drinking while I held his dish. He's a character.

[PantyFanatic]

^^^ :D

I hope you didn't have to wake him to do that. ;)

[jseal]

"The Sorcerer"

[Steph]

an email from my ex-husband with this attachment:

[rabbit]

an email from my ex-husband with this attachment:


Hear Hear!!!!

(drinking my Honey Brown NOW!!!!)

[Steph]

I'm having a honey brown, too! You don't have Sleeman's, I'm guessing?

[Lilith]

someone who is well aware he will not need the wine

[Fangtasia]

My silly dogs

[Fangtasia]

*Hey Scuzz, you're in that guys expresso.
Yeah i know, i'm expressing myself*

I got a million eyes, and you got everyone of them burning

LMFAO

[PantyFanatic]

Lilith's fucking dolphins.





rolf

[imaginewithme]

Bill Engvall

[Fangtasia]

Oh i'd so love his video ^^^^ he's a funny bastard!

[rabbit]

My dog's dumb antics.

[imaginewithme]

The mood in Ohio today.

[Coaster]

my little girl........

[imaginewithme]

In class tonight we were discussing some things we'll have to do to eachother next week--I say to the cute gay guy "I want you to do me." (not THAT WAY) He says "I can't do you.....I'm gay". I thought I would die!http://www.millan.net/minimations/smileys/square.gif (http://www.millan.net)

[WildIrish]

Accusing Mrs. WI of volunteering to work tonight so I have to clean alone.

[Lilith]

a joke made above the Lost Boys' head

[rabbit]

My brother.

[Steph]

correctly predicting that the wet-92-lb two-coated fur-dropping, undercoated-impossible-to-dry old man I live with would attempt to get on the bed


He then went into the hallway & SHOOK as if to say, "Yeah, you used two towels on me tonight & I wanted to get on the bed. That didn't work so I'm going to SHAKE in the hallway. I'm still wet. What are you going to do about it?"

[dicksbro]

^^^^ That. :D

[imaginewithme]

omg nothing has.........how sad

[alspals69]

then let me tickle you!!

a girl at work talking about 2 orgasms she had last night... a few rapid questions and i ascertained they were drinks. doh!

[imaginewithme]

^^hehe

Coaster's HOA comment.

[rabbit]

My son trying to get in my good graces after being punished last night.

[imaginewithme]

Mr. IWM seeing my "cleavage" pic and saying "your lips are puffy!"

[wyndhy]

sprouts, by god. itty bitty tiny green sprouts all (almost) over the lawndirt

[imaginewithme]

^^she did

YOU ROCK

[wyndhy]

:D i told you already....

YOU ROCK!!!

[alspals69]

Mr. IWM seeing my "cleavage" pic and saying "your lips are puffy!"

that just did!

[osuche]

Mr Osuche coveting *my* bike, but admitting he hates drop bars. :p

[jbh3]

The little old lady at High's asking me if my crippled ass needed help carrying my groceries to the car.

[sodaklostsoul]

Having to put the cat out on the porch so I could trim and file my nails.

[PantyFanatic]

OldFart :D




... as usual. :)

[osuche]

Someone who doesn't usually wear panties. :D

[WildIrish]

No. 2 son...he just cracks me up.

Camo pants, black shoes, dark green shirt, and his "Spongebob" socks...the ones with eyeballs on the front that peek over the tongue of the shoes. :D

Get's his fashion sense from Dad. ha ha

[imaginewithme]

Lilith's Devious thread

[rabbit]

Nothing. It was just one of those days.

[imaginewithme]

Watching girly girl play in her pool

[Steph]

Two queens revisiting their old Queen St. haunts.

Charles concluding one story: And that's how I became a gun moll over a game of shuffleboard.

[Winston77]

Watching a home movie of a cute little girl bouncing in her chair :loveshowe

[Lilith]

me too.

[Steph]

Watching a home movie of a cute little girl bouncing in her chair :loveshowe


GO!!!




*pause*

*blink blink*

BOUNCE

[Lilith]

So freakin' cute!

[PantyFanatic]

We're going to call her "boomer"



..... fires at will. :)

[imaginewithme]

The above posts...........I'm crackin' up!!!!!

[imaginewithme]

alspals

[alspals69]

^^^ i'm still grinning ya know

[sodaklostsoul]

Well I wanna see this movie?!?!?!?!?!?!

[Lilith]

" Oh, Wow"

[imaginewithme]

The Shack did!

[imaginewithme]

Lilith sneakin into the Shack

[WildIrish]

My boss...falling off a swivel chair trying to swat a fly :roflmao:

[wyndhy]

the phrase, it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.

[Lilith]

OMG I read that too^^^^

[Bardog]

chatting with a sweetie

[Sweetkitty]

chatting with the sweetest guy i have ever met!!!

[Sharni]

Someones reaction to be corrected

[osuche]

Mr Osuche, who couldn't remember what trump was.

[imaginewithme]

'crotch shots'

[imaginewithme]

when I clicked on 'replies' to this thread...made me giggle and feel good knowing that I've laughed more than anyone else.......


ok, so probably not true, I'm just a post whore who has to write it all out :)

[WildIrish]

The guy's face at the Chinese restaurant when all I wanted was a quart of wonton soup...on this roasting hot day.

[maddy]

WildIrish's description of New England weather... roasting hot? It got up to what? 72? with a nice breeze?

[rabbit]

This guy I run into at the gym...he lifts his shirt to show me the six pack he's got working. What a show off!

:rofl:

[Pita]

Laughing with my girl friend on the phone, who might have a date, over what she will wear.

[Aqua]

Lilith's lusting and drooling... :rofl:

[Lilith]

:kissass: :lurv: :booty: :tongue: :x: :hump: :heartbeat :car: :faint: :slurp:

what in heaven's name do you mean?

[WildIrish]

Lilith's lusting and drooling... :rofl:

Hey!

That's serious business, mister! :D

[Pita]

Going tonight to see the movie, "Failure to Launch" Very funny :D

[Coaster]

My son finally realizing how much $$$$ he has to make to afford his own mortgage!

[sodaklostsoul]

Playing Peek A Boo with the cat.

[the earthling 2]

When "Whats My Age Again?" by Blink 182 came on the radio.

[Steph]

My son finally realizing how much $$$$ he has to make to afford his own mortgage!

How old is that guy?

It made me laugh because I thought of Cliff talking to Theo on "The Cosby Show".

[sodaklostsoul]

Watching Abner stalk a moth.