What made you laugh today!

[Aqua]

This...
http://img113.imageshack.us/img113/3587/verizonchecklk5.jpg

[FlirtWithMe]

First, Robbie Williams made me laugh (not in person, unfortunately), and then I came here and the two last posts ^^^ made me laugh :p

[Oldfart]

This for our tat folk.

[FlirtWithMe]

This for our tat folk.I was staring at that for ages before I saw what it actually was :p

[PantyFanatic]

Beautiful in every way. :)

[Stolen Kisses]

I bought a "Charlie Brown" Christmas tree. LOL

[PantyFanatic]

:wtp:

[IowaMan]

The look of absolute joy on my cat's face (Lou) when he jumped into the open container of kitty litter as I was cleaning out the litter box. The goofball looked as though he'd just won the lottery. :rofl:

[wyndhy]

the tiddlypeeps.

[Oldfart]

the tiddlypeeps.

(Showing my best puzzled look) Huh?

[PantyFanatic]

This

[Salacious]

This (http://vili.us/hypno.html) ... each time I look at it.

[lizzardbits]

watching Return of the Jedi and Baby imitating wookie and light saber noises! Bwahahaha!!!



He also loves Doctor Who. We are raising a little sci fi fan!

[PantyFanatic]

This (http://vili.us/hypno.html) ... each time I look at it.
:eek:

[lizzardbits]

OMGoodness! That was really funny, Sal! It reminds me of som rap videos like the thong song, laughing my booty off!

[Oldfart]

watching Return of the Jedi and Baby imitating wookie and light saber noises! Bwahahaha!!!



He also loves Doctor Who. We are raising a little sci fi fan!

Hope he keeps his sense of wonder.

[FlirtWithMe]

I've been listening to 1nutworld's radio show at the same time as chatting with a friend, doing laundry and browsing a sex toys website (I multitask :p ) I had to laugh a few minutes ago when 1nw was playing Lynyrd Skynyrd's Gimme Back My Bullets (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzU2iJ9qfXg) at the same time I was looking at the reviews for this Bedside Bullet Vibrator (http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=412&reviewpage=1) :p

[IowaMan]

The doorbell ringing about 15 minutes ago and seeing that it was my best friend's 17 yr old nephew standing there.

I just opened the door said, "Nope, can't do it. Your family would kill me!"

Ah yes, takes me back to the good old days of being a teenager. :cheers:

[PantyFanatic]

The wisdom of our leader. :rofl:

[wyndhy]

(Showing my best puzzled look) Huh?
tiddly peeps is hoob-speak for human children.

clear now? :D

[FlirtWithMe]

Looking through some old vids of my daughter. Some were so funny I had tears rolling down my face :p

[Oldfart]

tiddly peeps is hoob-speak for human children.

clear now? :D

OK.

[cutsdean]

Someone told me today that things could be worse, you could be like an egg:

"you get laid one, smashed once and the only bird to sit on your face is your mother"

I had to both laugh and agree

[pinkFlames]

Watching my ex about to assault a stranger that he mistook for my boyfriend.

[rabbit]

Listening to 13 year old girls gossip.

:sad:

[IowaMan]

My seemingly never ending lack of common sense. :eek:

I got a card in the this morning's mail from Mr. & Mrs. DB and my first thought was, "Oh my god, DB sent me a Steak & BJ Day card!" :banghead:

Honestly, that's the thought that went through this thick head of mine. :rolleyes:

[FlirtWithMe]

"Oh my god, DB sent me a Steak & BJ Day card!" :banghead:That ^^^ :D

...and 'Mummy, when I'm old like you...'


Four year olds. Gotta love 'em :p

[IowaMan]

This picture got a good laugh out of me.

[FlirtWithMe]

^^^ that plumber pic :rofl:

[wyndhy]

spell check. if i'da had a drink, it woulda come out my nose.

[Lilith]

spell check. if i'da had a drink, it woulda come out my nose.
Did you find a typo in it?

[wyndhy]

nope^^^ but that would have REALLY fuckin funny.

[Lilith]

nope^^^ but that would have REALLY fuckin funny.
Mayhaps I should have spelled it all fucked up to get the point across:D

[Oldfart]

How did wyndhy get "fuckin" past the spell checker?

[PantyFanatic]

Because I was her spell checker. :cool:















Me, ..... a spell checker. :roflmao:


That would be like sending me to break up an orgy. :rofl:
That just aint gona work. :D

[Booger]

That would be like sending me to break up an orgy. :rofl:
That just aint gona work. :D




Sure that would work one look at you and every one would go running like they saw Godzilla.

[lizzardbits]

Back ground: my mother is a super sweet naive con.ser.va.tive Christian lady.

Last evening, my brother posted a smart alecy yet funny status: Note to self, need to find a new safety word, "dirigible" isn't intelligible when screamed around a ballgag.

Mayhem and I about died laughing as we tried saying dirigible around our fists, and of my mental picture of my brother wearing a ballgag!

Later on, I had called my mother, just to chit chat, and she was in front of her computer, on facebook and reads his status aloud! "Lizz, what is a ballgag?"

...I...died...

"Mom, you don't wanna know."
"Yes, I do."

So I had to explain, through much laughter and tears, TO. MY. MOTHER, what S&M is and ballgags!!!

....I feel so sullied and damaged..... ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!

[Lord Snow]

I bought a shirt from Spencer's and it has different adult forms of sign language. Basically it's how to finger a woman. I was asked by a McDonald's cashier what it meant. Unfortunately I couldn't explain because of the 8 yr old kid standing next to me in the other line.

[PantyFanatic]

my mother is a super sweet naive con.ser.va.tive Christian lady....... I had to explain, through much laughter and tears, TO. MY. MOTHER, what S&M is and ballgags!!!....
Why do I have this image of a very wide eyed lady that won't sleep for the next 3 days? :wobbly:






:rofl:

[dicksbro]

Why do I have this image of a very wide eyed lady that won't sleep for the next 3 days? :wobbly:

Now you've got me seeing that image! http://smileys.on-my-web.com/repository/Surprise/surprised-004.gif

http://smileys.on-my-web.com/repository/Laughing/laughing-019.gif

[Neige]

Wilderness's reaction when he realized I'd be gone for a whole week... "But what am I going to eat?!?" :p

[PantyFanatic]

No wonder.:yikes: Now he'll have to eat food.


:licker:

[Oldfart]

A quote in a Sydney paper attributed to Ernest Bramah.

"There are few situations in life which cannot be honourably settled and without loss of time, either by suicide, a bag of gold or by thrusting a despised antagonist over the edge of a precipice on a dark night."

[dicksbro]

A quote in a Sydney paper attributed to Ernest Bramah.

"There are few situations in life which cannot be honourably settled and without loss of time, either by suicide, a bag of gold or by thrusting a despised antagonist over the edge of a precipice on a dark night."

:D Words to live by! :D

[PantyFanatic]

... and die by. :yikes:

[Oldfart]

Can be arranged.

[Oldfart]

An American pilot has crossed the English Channel in a cluster balloon reminiscent of the "UP" house.

[Neige]

:irish: Wilderness found *two* four-leaf clovers today!

[Lord Snow]

A friend of mine gave me one when I was in high school. It's still in wax paper in my book of Jack London stories.

[Neige]

I found one when I was in elementary school, and I had it pressed in a photo album but I've since lost it. :(

[Lord Snow]

Well, Lucky won't be happy you lost one of his lucky charms.

[osuche]

Seeing the back and forth of my friends, who were teasing me about signing up for a sporting event when I don't know how to run.

[Neige]

The headline of this (http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE6622I420100703) article!!!!!!!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[PantyFanatic]

:roflmao:

[Oldfart]

An old story, sad but true, Neige.

[dicksbro]

The headline of this (http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE6622I420100703) article!!!!!!!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
LOL :roflmao:

[pinkFlames]

:thumbs:

[wyndhy]

we're potty training the littlest and she was sitting on the toilet today when her tummy rumbled. she says to me, oh, it's just a fart inside my tummy. roflmao

[PantyFanatic]

^^^ :roflmao:

[ShadowDancer]

we're potty training the littlest and she was sitting on the toilet today when her tummy rumbled. she says to me, oh, it's just a fart inside my tummy. roflmao


roflmao! :)

[davidmorgan744]

Today I got a message from my friend that I got a promotion in the office, when I was on the way. This makes me laugh all the way.

[PantyFanatic]

.... to the bank. :D

[Lilith]

So mine went down the strip today and saw some wax statues, one being Indiana Jones. Someone commented, "He was missing his whip."



Lilith does Vegas ;)

[shadowsfate]

Lots of things today, since I can see the humor of life a lot more right now

[Lord Snow]

There are two benefits to that Shadow: one is everything is a whole lot funnier, the other is that people wonder why you're laughing. The direct result of the second is that most people come to the determination that you're insane and leave you alone. This is why I laugh at everything.

[kristine71]

This joke made me laugh today from one of my friend's mobile,

A man went in for a Brain transplant operation and was offered a choice of two brains by the surgeon. He could choose either the Architect's brain which would cost him £10,000 or the Politician's which was £100,000.

"Does that mean that the politician's brain is much better than the Architect's?" exclaimed the clearly puzzled man.

"not exactly" replied the surgeon, "the politician's has never been used."

[Lilith]

a toast that was just perfect

[pinkFlames]

Re-reading this (http://www.pixies-place.com/forums/showthread.php?t=506&page=1&pp=15) thread.

[Aqua]

OF talking about lemon flavored vegemite and AZRedHot loudly proclaiming that vegemite "tastes like beef!".

[sodaklostsoul]

The pic of Queen Lilith's gift in PF's thread. So is it for xmas or a wall hanging. LOL

[PantyFanatic]

a toast that was just perfect
:wine:


Oh. :( Wasn't mine, eh?

[PantyFanatic]

The pic of Queen Lilith's gift in PF's thread. So is it for xmas or a wall hanging. LOL
It wasn't me! http://serve.mysmiley.net/sign/sign0170.gif (http://www.mysmiley.net/free-laughing-smileys.php)
I just bought the target and loaded his gun. :D

[Lilith]

:wine:


Oh. :( Wasn't mine, eh?


Actually it was.

[Scarecrow]

This;

http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=108181832526833&ref=nf

[PantyFanatic]

Actually it was.
:eek: :faint:





:rofl:

[Fangtasia]

This raised a chuckle, even in my foul mood (i'm still in i might add). I took some pics off my camera and this one in amongst them, i didnt take it, so i assume shitlisted son No. 2 took it, cause shitlisted son No. 1 wouldnt dare touch my camera!

Huh????

http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i124/Alasse_au/Vomblaksta%20Arnika/NikaHUH.jpg

[PantyFanatic]

http://serve.mysmiley.net/confused/confused0083.gif (http://www.mysmiley.net)
Another generation of pup-provokers.

[jseal]

The Orient is opening up to all sorts of new ideas!

[Oldfart]

They settle down over winter?

[Lilith]

The Orient is opening up to all sorts of new ideas!


I'm a bad influence. :hot:

[Lord Snow]

But in such a GOOD way.

[princehappy]

Me and a friend just happened by chance to talk about Death Note, another friend just happened to start a conversation with me open without this link. It was perfect timing, a perfect coincidence. we laugh together

[pinkFlames]

My boyfriend laughed till he cried when I showed him this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8Yxmz-csB4&feature=related) one.

[pinkFlames]

Laying face to face we kissed as he caressed my moist pussy. Teasingly I scratched his back and his uppermost buttock, making him jump. I pulled my camisole down and exposed my breasts which he then kissed and sucked as he rose up and leaned over me. Then, he straddled my thighs and shallow fucked me, teasing us both. He slipped out and I grabbed his cock and rubbed it on my clit, both of us loving this. He alternated between my clit and my vagina while I tweaked his nipples and ran my hands over his chest and shoulders.

Finally, I decided "Enough is enough, I want to be fucked properly". My hands went to his butt, my intention being to pull him in deeper. My fingers landed on something strange on his right butt cheek. "Where's this button come from", I thought as I picked it off him, only to discover what is really was. :eek:

"What the hell are you doing with 20 cents stuck to your arse!!?" I blurted.

:huh: "Huh? What 20 cents?" was his response. I showed him and guided his hand to the crater on his butt where the coin had been embedded.

"20 cents!! Is that all I'm worth!!?" I cried out in mock disgust.

Our lovemaking was momentarily derailed in fits of laughter so strong he had to roll off me until we both could compose ourselves sufficiently to continue. :rofl:

Hours later, we still haven't worked out where the coin had come from.

[Lilith]

that^^^^^^

[Noah]

Bilbo and i took the dog for a walk to get the paper. We have to go past many a yard with dogs in it who go feral when they see us...anyway...we are going past this yard that is surrounded by a 8ft solid fence, now i know what dog is behind it *L* and i am quite pleased he is! Soooo we is walking and i look over and i can see the head and shoulders of this dog/horse appearing from the top of the fence, he's bouncing along as we are walking and barking only when he is visible to us *LMAO*

It was like slow mo though, so funny. Its a great dane that stands about 4ft at the shoulder i joke you not, this damn dog is huge and not very friendly, but seeing its ears and lips going up as its going down just cracked me up!!

[PantyFanatic]

^^^ :roflmao:

I can see the cartoon as you were describing it. :rofl:

[Oldfart]

Pistol grip sprayer with 50/50 cloudy ammonia and water.

Shuts them up better than a baseball bat.

[Lord Snow]

Sorry Old Fart, I prefer my airsoft pistol. Not lethal, but stings the hide enough to where they back off and whimper home.

[PantyFanatic]

Pointing a gun that makes it whelp and run off could have bad results. You may be looking at a non-airsoft pistol if the owner sees you. :yikes:

[jseal]

Inspirational Message Of The Day

[Lord Snow]

PF, there is a statewide leash law. Owner gets mad at me for popping their dog because it was in my yard it's their fault and they're lucky I grabbed airsoft instead of .357.

[Oldfart]

I'm inspired.

[Noah]

PF, there is a statewide leash law. Owner gets mad at me for popping their dog because it was in my yard it's their fault and they're lucky I grabbed airsoft instead of .357.
Then blame the owner and let them have it with the gun, not the dog. Not its bloody fault its got a shitty owner.

[dicksbro]

A bevy of beautiful babes holding me down and tickling and ravaging me. :yikes:




Okay, it was just a dream ... but ... a nice one. :)

[Oldfart]

Then blame the owner and let them have it with the gun, not the dog. Not its bloody fault its got a shitty owner.

Sadly, sometimes the dog wears the shittiness of the owner.

[Lilith]

Considering taking an envelope to be x-rayed before I opened it

[Lord Snow]

So long as it's not ticking you're safe.

[PantyFanatic]

:nod:









My job is done.

[Aqua]

Considering taking an envelope to be x-rayed before I opened it
First thought I had when reading that post, "PF must have sent it." :p

[PantyFanatic]

Who? Me? :angel:

[dicksbro]

By-the-way, PF, don't forget you owe me that postage money. :D

[deloneblack]

Today I saw The Life and Times of Tim, made his debut on television and the Virgin has saved me for later. it was fun.

[Lilith]

I saw a sign that said, "Men are like pantyhose. They usually run, cling, or don't fit in the crotch."

[Fangtasia]

OMG...i so want that ^^^^ as a sticker for my car *LMAO*

[sodaklostsoul]

I want one too ^^^!! LOL

[Lilith]

A girlie in my class whose giggle is infectious

[sodaklostsoul]

So I have lots of hotel bottles of shampoo and such and I grabbed one this am to wash my hair. It didn't lather but I didn't think much of it cause sometimes they don't. As I was putting it back into my bag I noticed it was the matching lotion bottle. Had a laugh and called myself stupid for not double checking before using!

[Mercury_Maniac]

^ better then jerking off and mistaking the shampoo for lotion :D

[sodaklostsoul]

^ better then jerking off and mistaking the shampoo for lotion :D
:rofl:

[mercifulangel]

the laugh or cry moment at work

[BIBI]

watching a big dog take it's owner for a walk

[lizzardbits]

listening to Jim Gaffigan while I clean. The bacon jokes had me rolling!!!!!

[BIBI]

listening to Jim Gaffigan while I clean. The bacon jokes had me rolling!!!!!

I like his comedy....especially the bacon skit.

[Fangtasia]

Shaved pussy lol

[Oldfart]

You finished the shave?

[BIBI]

Two seagullls named Gertrude and Heathcliffe, flying over HAMILTON....errr I mean MIAMI.....


Gertrude says: look down there, its the ship of fools

Heathcliffe says: how do you know its the ship of fools?

Gertrude says: they're looking up!

Red Skelton's silly humor...that is what made me laugh today and it's not even 9a.m.

[Oldfart]

At least two obscure references in one post. Keep it up, BIBI.

[osuche]

Girl scouts selling cookies in front of the Medical Marijuana store.

[Oldfart]

Smart girls, all in the cause of charity.

[WildIrish]

I'm thinking of getting a push cart to sell Cheetos.

[osuche]

The cat...who looked mortified when he missed a crucial jump

[Oldfart]

Between buildings?

[jseal]

An email pic.

[BIBI]

a man

[Oldfart]

Nothing yet, but I'm working on it. :)

[WildIrish]

Found this in the local paper.