i am NEVER doing anal again

[wyndhy]

i also do not have to pee and i hate mcdonald's chicken nuggets


























uh......this is "opposite thread"

[Lilith]

I'm appalled by the idea of being involved in a 3 way

[IAKaraokeGirl]

OMG, LOL!

I am really terrible at giving oral. ;)

[Lilith]

I'd rather have plain ole vanilla sex.

[wyndhy]

i'd really rather he didn't cum in my mouth

[FussyPucker]

I never want to step into a room and find it filled with naked pixie ladies and a huge banner saying "Happy Birthday Fussy"

[Aqua]

i am NEVER doing anal again
I barely even noticed this thread.

[FussyPucker]

I can think of no practical use for a teleport system and a life time supply of condoms.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I would rather eat mushrooms than any other food.

[WildIrish]

I don't see what all the hooplah surrounding two women kissing is. :confused:

[wyndhy]

i would never kiss another woman

[lonelyarmywife]

i would never kiss another woman

me neither...

I also think that living alone kicks ass! :thumb:

[sodaklostsoul]

I would never go pick up a friend at the airport!!

[wyndhy]

i wouldn't ask soda to pass along a welcome home hug.

[BIBI]

I just love the feeling of constriction when I wear a bra, especially the wires digging into me on a hot day!

[Lilith]

I'm considering an extended stay in the hut.

[Aqua]

I'm considering an extended stay in the hut.
Me too.

[Steph]

Double You Tee Eff? ^^^ LOL

I'm a mushball.

[Oldfart]

I am terrible at receiving oral.

[Lilith]

I am terrible at receiving oral.
and I'd hate to find out :slurp:

[wyndhy]

i never overreact

[Aqua]

I never reminisce about the way things used to be.

[Neige]

Aqua's av doesn't freak me out at all.

[TinTennessee]

I have no desire for a decent relationship.

[Aqua]

I'm so glad TT never posted her ass in my birthday thread.

[Dubblz]

Cuffs should only be used on criminals..

[TinTennessee]

I'm so glad TT never posted her ass in my birthday thread.

I really wish my ass wasn't flat!

[wyndhy]

i really don't like to read

[GingerV]

I am so relieved that I can't ever seem to get into chat any more.

[Aqua]

I know what you mean Ginger... we never had any fun in there.

[Lilith]

I lurv hanging out in the hot 95 degree sun everyday for a sweaty stinky smelly teenager to come back from running.

[FussyPucker]

I wish I'd never stumbled across www.pixies-place.com

[Lilith]

I wish I never met^^^^ :x:

[wyndhy]

i'm bummed this place made me register before i could post the first story i ever wrote.

[Aqua]

If I never see a can of MT Dew again it will be to soon.

[Lilith]

I am so glad no one sexed me up today.

[wyndhy]

i am not having thoughts of sexing anyone up

[maddy]

i can't get enough of the 99% humidity :)

[sodaklostsoul]

I never passed a long wyndhy's welcome home hug to Lizz. :)

[TinTennessee]

I'm not craving chocolate

[lonelyarmywife]

I would rather go to the gym than do anything else in the world.

[osuche]

I am absolutely in love with the idea of remaining celibate for the rest of my life

[fredchabotnick]

I'm having more sex right now than I know what to do with.

[BIBI]

I will not log off and go out just for smokes.

[lizzardbits]

jet lag is really cool

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I get at *least* eight hours of sleep every night.

[lizzardbits]

i haven't found a family here at pixies....nope nobody likes me.....guess i'll go eat worms

[maddy]

I really like worms :)

[lizzardbits]

that ^^^didn't make me giggle

[Syngoodgirl2]

I have no idea what to do during sex!

[maddy]

I'm loving the time difference, that I've never experienced before from this perspective.

[lonelyarmywife]

I"m totally packed for my trip to CA tomorrow, but not looking forward to it at all!

[lonelyarmywife]

I also LOVE to clean the litter box!

[GingerV]

I don't flirt. EVER. And I really can't stand people who do.

[wyndhy]

i have no desire to jump his bones tonight

[WildIrish]

I'm reconsidering my fondness of :boobs:

[RandyGal]

I did not just fart.






:p

[Aqua]

I have been sleeping so well lately.

[lonelyarmywife]

I did not just fart.



Of course you didn't...becuase girls don't fart, or poop!

[TinTennessee]

I absolutely love spiders!

[sodaklostsoul]

I really hate ice cream!

[fredchabotnick]

I'm wide awake

[bare4you]

I never have any fun at Pixies.

[flutelady]

My root canal last month was even cooler than I expected it to be!

[Lilith]

I love a long night staying up with a barfy kid.

[wyndhy]

my kids are totally normal...not weird at all

[wyndhy]

i hope the virus lil's kiddo had spreads to the rest of the family.

[Lilith]

OMG! Me too!!!! Especially since I don't have court in the morning!:line:

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I definitely need a little more stress in my life right now.

[WildIrish]

I've never let my tongue wander just a little too far south on Mrs. WI during oral sex.

[sama1005]

I love it when the wife and both kids have colds like they do now. Helps me to sleep so well when I hear snoring coming from all three of them.

[Lilith]

I'm so glad I'm not lounging at the beach with a cabana boy

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I'm not sitting here, eating Sour Patch Watermelons, Lil. :D

[Lilith]

I'm not craving those not eaten candies.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

(OMG, LMAO!)

(psst. I'll save 'ya some, if you come help me load a truck. :D )


I'm a HUGE fan of filing.

[sama1005]

I am not looking forward to being taught the difference between being whipped and being flogged.

[bare4you]

I won't volunteer to help IAK move! :yikes:

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I, of course, *need* no help in this move. :D

[WildIrish]

I can't wait to get more moles removed! :line:

[scotzoidman]

I hate when some pixie lady pm's me for some "private chat"

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I want to cut my hair short again.

[WildIrish]

I'm sorry...naked pictures are not available upon request.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Kissing is a disgusting habit and definitely a turn-off to me.

[Lilith]

The idea of tying a man up, masturbating while he watches, helpless, and hovering just inches over his face post climax, is revolting.

[WildIrish]

Oh no! I'd hate that!

[sodaklostsoul]

I really don't miss my AV! *sniff*

[IAKaraokeGirl]

And I hate my av.

[WildIrish]

I think I've seen enough creampie pictures for today.

They don't make me hungry at all.

[Lilith]

I don't really have damp panties, nope not me.

[WildIrish]

I don't really have damp panties, nope not me.

I don't care. :D

[Lilith]

I was sure you wouldn't.

[WildIrish]

I'm not thinking of using ^^^'s panties like a tea bag right now.

[Lilith]

I'm so sorry if I turned you on :hot:

[WildIrish]

It's ok...I can wait until I get home to pleasure myself.

[Lilith]

Hell no I don't want to see proof :o

[WildIrish]

Don't worry...I'm not a cam ho.

[GingerV]

I am not the least amused by all this ^^^^^.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I loooooove getting up in the wee hours of the morning.

[wyndhy]

It's ok...I can wait until I get home to pleasure myself.
i wouldn't want to watch that

[WildIrish]

i wouldn't want to watch that


I'm not at all happy you started this thread.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I get off on feelings of frustration and helplessness.

[WildIrish]

I didn't just ruin my appetite by toasting a bagel. :D

[WildIrish]

and I don't really think about Pixies when I'm not here.

[Lilith]

I am not full of yummy vegetarian split pea soup.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I'm not at all excited that I can buy a cookbook with the chicken lips recipie.

[maddy]

i'm not curious about chicken lips.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I would never pass out URLs to people who are not curious. :D

[BIBI]

I will never ever eat too much dinner again!

[maddy]

I prefer regular oreos over uh oh oreos.

[fredchabotnick]

I love putting in 11 hour days at work

[bare4you]

I love the fact that I only have 2 more days on vacation.

[sama1005]

I hate that I joined Pixies.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I love humidity. Can we have some more, please?

[Oldfart]

I love that I live 12 hrs out of synch with most of you.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I am not the least bit manic at times.

[wyndhy]

i am sickened by the thought of double penetration

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I really am not thinking about the 230825903 tasks I should be doing.

[Lilith]

i am sickened by the thought of double penetration

I'm appalled that you even brought it up.

[wyndhy]

i'm ashamed i did

[WildIrish]

The thought of punishing wyndhy never entered my mind.


Especially the part where it was Lilith doing the punishing. Nope, not for a second.

[sama1005]

I would never want to watch Lilith punish Wyndhy. I find the thought horrifying.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I honestly don't have a brand new pair of handcuffs in my nightstand drawer, begging to be used.

[scotzoidman]

I hope my band never plays in a bar again where women show their tits on a regular basis...

[wyndhy]

i absolutely detest having my nipples bitten...in fact i often beg him not to.

[WildIrish]

Licking my wife after intercourse really doesn't seem like such a good idea for tonight. Especially while playing with her nipples. Eeeeeeew! No thank you!

[wyndhy]

the lifegard at the pool is not yummy in the least...i hardly even noticed him

[WildIrish]

I did. :D

[PantyFanatic]

I did. :D
(These are suppose to be true statements) :rolleyes2

[wyndhy]

i'm wearing panties

[Lilith]

I hope my band never plays in a bar again where women show their tits on a regular basis...

and I hope to never again sit in chat listening to ^^^relate stories about those things not happening :D

[bare4you]

I would not like to see IAK using those handcuffs.

[wyndhy]

i would never not eat the leftovers we were supposed to have tonight and make myself a crabcake instead

[sama1005]

I hope I never see a woman flash her pussy at me like one didn't do at the pool this evening. :faint:

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I would not like to see IAK using those handcuffs.


I certainly hope ^^^ doesn't think I'm a sexual creature or one interested in sexual variety.

[BIBI]

I hate sex and will never participate in it again.....

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I really wish my yard was twice as big, so that the chances of having a heat stroke when mowing in July are doubled. Hey, why not make it three times as large? That sounds good.

[sodaklostsoul]

I just love job hunting and making resume's!

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I love long-distance relationships, and I wouldn't want anything else.

[WildIrish]

I have a good idea for a reply to this thread!

[wyndhy]

i'm so bummed it's friday

[scotzoidman]

I love being all alone in chat, gives me time to think instead having some lady wanting to sex me up...

[bare4you]

I really don't want a Pixie lady to come over and join me today.

[wyndhy]

if anyone ever grabbed my ass and lifted my pussy to their mouth so they could lick my clit in long, wet carresses, nipping it gently with their teeth while their fingers dipped deep inside the opening of their choice, i would puke.

[Lilith]

that made me nauseous

[wyndhy]

i'm sorry.

i am really not looking forward to going to the carnival tonight-- the rides are boring, the food sucks, and the kids won't have any fun

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I am really bummed that I have to spend the weekend with my kids, instead of them being at their dad's. I mean, they're forcing me to take them swimming, to the movies, out to eat--how much torture can one person take?

[wyndhy]

i really hope KG has a crappy time because she doesn't deserve any fun because she isn't busy getting ready for a huge move

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I really didn't find wyndhy's post amusing at all.

[WildIrish]

I can't wait to hang up the phone and go home!

[sodaklostsoul]

NONE of these post made me laugh!!!

[LixyChick]

I didn't read this entire thread...

and

I am starting to like working every single waking moment of my life!

Yeah! (<---opposite=fuckin fuck fuck!)

[wyndhy]

i'm so sad that lixy is here for a few

[GingerV]

I am so disappointed at the lack of creativity being shown on this thread.

[Lilith]

I hope no one bothers me for sex this weekend.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

The thought of a full body massage fills me with dread and terror.

[osuche]

I'm sorry...naked pictures are not available upon request.


That's good...becaue I'd never request them.

[bare4you]

The thought of a full body massage fills me with dread and terror.

I don't want the image of IAK getting a massage! :p

[BIBI]

I never want to have a mudslide again.

[Lilith]

I hope she doesn't make some for me.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Speaking of drinks, I'd just as soon have a fuzzy navel right now as I would having my toenails ripped off, one by one.

[dicksbro]

I hope I can find something vigorous and stressful to do outdoors this weekend as our temperatures go past 100 degrees.

[wyndhy]

when i look at pictures of naked pixies, i want to gouge my eyes out with a rusty spork.

[GingerV]

I HATE freecycle...what moron came up with this complete waste of my time?

[osuche]

I'd really hate to have a maid.

[wyndhy]

i didn't just picture osuche in a french maid's uniform

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I eagerly anticipate my daughter having a cold so that she'll sneak into bed with me at night, and then I can enjoy the next 6-8 hours of being kicked, hit and otherwise kept right on the verge of sleeping but not being able to fully get there.

[sodaklostsoul]

Little fur ball sooooo enjoyed the vet today!

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I'm really going to hate taking the kids to a local pool that features waterslides.

[GingerV]

I'm just a buzzing ball of energy right now...quick, someone give me a chore to do!

[WildIrish]

Thank goodness for this headache!

[BIBI]

I have sworn off men.

[WildIrish]

I know exactly where my sunglasses are right now!

[Lilith]

I am sooooo disappointed I got to check in with a friend today.

[sama1005]

I would rather take a nap than be on Pixies.

[bare4you]

I am so glad the local Fox station in Seattle decided to show the Mariners ball game instead of the Cubs vs. Cardinals.

[fredchabotnick]

I'm so disappointed that the Cubs managed to win today.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I'm dreading the fact I'm going to be staying up late to talk to my sweetie tonight instead of going to bed early.

[Sugarsprinkles]

I can't wait for the next opportunity to take a Greyhound bus and I hope I miss all my connections again and have to wait hours and hours for the next connection making my trip take at least 5 hrs longer than scheduled. I JUST LOVE TRAVELING BY BUS!!!!

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I'm practically counting minutes until Monday morning, where I can have another work week of 60+ hours as I try to do my own work, provide our part-time person with tasks to do, AND try to train my replacement.

[osuche]

I am absolutely NOT craving another bowl of Kashi cereal.....


.....and the LAST thing I want is a big bowl of ice cream after that. :slurp:

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I haven't even thought about doing a Google search to find out the best way to travel cross-country with a hamster that's not even mine. :D

[osuche]

I've never wondered how the hamster escaped

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I've never noticed the fact that the hamster likes me best of all. :D

[osuche]

I'm really looking forward to sitting in traffic for hours so we can go to this party tonight.....especially since I NEVER spend ANY time in the car 5 days a week. :spin:

[Glyndwr]

I don't know why I keep coming back to pixies, it's not like it arouses me or anything.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I'm hoping to make a cross-country move in the worst heat of summer an annual thing.

[Sugarsprinkles]

I'm really enjoying this 100 + degree weather and hope the heat wave continues all summer long.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Heat? Don't forget the drought, too, SS. I'm really enjoying the fact that my lawn is practically dead, the hostas I planted the spring are gone, and the ground is cracking. Why should we change a good thing?

[scotzoidman]

Yeh, it's really fun watching my friends & family drop from heat strokes...

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I could watch Cartoon Network all day long.

[rabbit]

I think I will take an oath of celibacy.

[jay-t]

I just hate bananna splits

[IAKaraokeGirl]

The fact that he masturbated this morning, thinking about me, does not excite me at all.

[scotzoidman]

I'm so happy the transmission on my mower gave out today...

[Lilith]

I don't have totally cum fuck me curly hair and I'm not still in my swimsuit from an evening with friends at their pool, AND I certainly hope he doesn't take advantage of the fact I have not drunk hardly any wine

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I'm certainly not going to rub my clit until I cum before bed tonight.

[Steph]

I love the smell of hospitals almost as much as I love hospital food.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I never suffer from insomnia.

[GingerV]

WAY TO GO CITY PLANNERS!!! You get a gold star for changing a major bus route so it goes down my tiny little residential street. There's nothing quite so cheerful as a bunch of busses pissed as hell at 7am on a Sunday morning that they can't FIT with all the local cars parked there. There they sit, outside my window, trying to figure out how to find reverse and reving their engines. And I didn't have to go anywhere to see the show, it came right to me!

And as an added bonus, I get to flash my goodies at the folks riding in the big, tall, tourist ones as I get out of bed. I can't tell you how cool it is to start your day like that! You've gotta try it.

[GingerV]

[ok, I think I've figured out how to phrase this properly]

Oh hell, the show's over. Now the tourists are getting off the bus and dragging all their shit the last block to that other bus that just pulled up on the main street. What's the fun in that? Ah well, at least I get to keep the big, diesel fume spouting monster in front of my windows.

[jseal]

I don't enjoy Classical Music.

[wyndhy]

stroking him til he came all over my stomach last night was incredibly boring...i don't think i'll ever do that again--it just wasn't worth all that effort.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Of course I didn't allow my daughter to have leftover tacos for breakfast this morning. :D

[wyndhy]

i never allow my kids to eat in front of the tv

[osuche]

I just hate bananna splits


Me too. :D

[Sugarsprinkles]

I have no interest whatsoever in exploring BDSM, in fact I find the idea of being submissive to anyone a complet turnoff.

[Pita]

^^^^ditto!

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I swear, I did not giggle once during "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory," nor did I secretly drool over Johnny Depp at all.

[maddy]

i don't like ice cream, and i'm certainly not craving some.

[BIBI]

I've decided to give up housework. I was meant to have a maid not be one!

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I am *so* looking forward to my parents being here next weekend.

[osuche]

I am so NOT lookling forward to the war stories she ^^ will share with me after they're gone. :D

[lonelyarmywife]

From my trip to Cally:
1. LA drivers are the best in the world.
2. LAX is totally easy to find your way around in.
3. That language everyone is speaking is English, right?
4. The conference i was at sucked. So did the beach.
5. I stayed very very very sober the whole time.
6. I'm totally pissed that I am back at Pixie's now - you guys suck!

[jay-t]

I just love mowing the lawn in 100 degree weather it puts color in your checks

[Sugarsprinkles]

I'm thrilled to pieces that I never chat with IAKG anymore, and I don't miss our chats in the least.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Yeah, it doesn't bother me a bit that I've been out of touch with some of my dearest Pixie friends for so long, and I don't miss the closeness at all.

[lonelyarmywife]

SS's av bites the big one!

[Sugarsprinkles]

I'm not at all confused by LonelyArmyWife's comment about my av.

[Oldfart]

SS

I'm sure that lonelyarmywife doesn't think you're beating around the bush.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I hope that, once this move is over, I can continue waking up before it should be legal to do so.

[wyndhy]

i won't miss pixies at all over the next week.

[Pita]

I just love Monday's and the sound of little boys fighting.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I hate receiving mushy emails that tell me how much he loves me and can't wait to have me there with him.

[Sugarsprinkles]

I can't wait to go out in this heat and go pay bills.

[Lilith]

I don't miss Aqua at all.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I don't miss Aqua at all.


Me, either.

[lonelyarmywife]

Me three - because I totally know where he is and when he'll be back?

[WildIrish]

I didn't even notice he was gone. :confused:

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I love trying to balance the huge stressors in my life right now, and I'm doing such a wonderful job at it, too.

[Sugarsprinkles]

I love it when I think I'm developing a friendship with someone and then they suddenly don't have anything to say when they're online.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I strive on living in a state of mild panic.

[WildIrish]

Mmmmmmmm....I can't wait to get my teeth into another salad!

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I hope the movers break all of my glass things on the trip!

[Aqua]

I don't have any friends here at all.

[Sugarsprinkles]

I have no interest whatsoever in Aqua's fuzzy bum. :devilish:

[Lilith]

I didn't mail a bunch of stuff today.

[Aqua]

I'm not hungry at all.

And I hate it when people have an interest in my fuzzy bum.

[Sugarsprinkles]

I'm so thrilled with the new censorship laws our trustworthy gov'ment passed recently. After all, I'm not the least bit interested in any sort of pervy pics, and I always hated Aqua's animated avatar. I'm so happy I don't have to look at it any more.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Proper grammar is not that important to me.

[Aqua]

I've hardly ever seen Dicksbro play Smut Games.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I've never wanted to meet anyone from here in real-life.

[Sugarsprinkles]

I won't miss my mother-in-law who passed away two weeks ago. She was the worst mother-in-law in the entire world.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Well, since SS feels that way, I don't have any empathy at all for her and her "loss."

[maddy]

I don't miss tex-mex... there are places all over New England to get it... they just disguise it as seafood!

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I know maddy just didn't say what I thought she said.

[Sugarsprinkles]

I don't appreciate IAKG's lack of empathy in the least.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I think I'll stay up until midnight tonight--I have nothing better to do.

[Aqua]

Since there are so many tex-mex places around here and I have it all the time, I know exactly how maddy feels.

[BIBI]

I'm never going to Las Vegas again.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I wish I could get up before dawn *every* morning, including weekends.