i am NEVER doing anal again

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I can't understand why anyone would be turned on at such a thought.

[lonelyarmywife]

Me neither - perverts.

I'm totally stoked about school starting tomorrow.
ok, really, i'm not.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

If the phone guy doesn't show up soon, it's not going to matter much at all to me. In fact, I won't be upset at having taken off early from a job I just started on Monday to be stood up.

[Oldfart]

I am so happy about being away from here keeping a visitor company.

I won't be back as soon as possible after Friday week.

[Pita]

I hope I get to work really late again like I did yesterday.

[Winston77]

I just love the Doctor that just put pointy things in my back

[lonelyarmywife]

The 40 kids in my 6th period class today were GREAT! It was soo much fun - we had plenty of space so it's ok. It's a shame the cap for classroom size is only 31.

[Lilith]

This has been the most relaxing week of my life and they didn't schedule a fire drill during my first ESE observation.

[bare4you]

I really enjoyed the counseling session I had to give today to one of the greatest supervisors who never does anything wrong.

[wyndhy]

fire drills were always the best in the infant room. especially when they happened right after we'd get most of the babies to sleep.

[Zephreck]

The heat index wasn't over 100 for like the millionth freaking time today.

It isn't so hot here that when it rains it feels like a sauna.

I didn't literally watch my truck sizzle and watch steam roll off it when rain hit the hood yesterday at about 2 pm.

I am so tickled pink that when I go to fill up my car that I immediately have to bend over and pray I have lube for the ass raping I am about to receive in the form of how much I pay for each gallon of gas I buy.

I am not apologetic for having had a really bad week and super tired and frustrated with the heat. In fact it has helped me keep a very good attitude this week.

I hate having a place like this to unwind after *not* having really bad days like I *didn't* just have today.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I would imagine that I'm going to have no difficulty at all staying awake today.

[lonelyarmywife]

I think i'll just keep all these adorable little kittens - no one could give them a better home than me...

[Coaster]

Well I definately don't wanna play with LAW's kitty!

[lonelyarmywife]

coaster is totally not a pervert. he is the most wholesome, clean man I know.

Truly.

No, really.

[BigBear57]

We're ALL wholesome, clean-minded individuals!

[bare4you]

I did not find ^^^ amusing at all!

[wyndhy]

masturbation is a HUGE waste of time, not to mention boooooooooooring. if you feel like masturbating you should go clean the bathroom instead~~it's much more fun.

[Aqua]

I hate the thought of wyndhy masturbating. Especially if she does it while thinking about anal sex. That makes me feel awful inside.

[wyndhy]

i would never ever ever think about anal sex while masturbating. that's gross. i am ashamed of you aqua.

[Pita]

I think Aqua is all talk about this anal fetish of his.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I am setting the alarm, so that I can get up super-early tomorrow. :D

[wyndhy]

never mind the alarm, i'll call you at 4:30am :p:D

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I'll make sure I take that call, too. :D

[wyndhy]

if you miss it, i'll call back every 2 minutes

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I hope my voice mail doesn't get full.

[rabbit]

I can't stand football season. I think I'll go antiquing instead.

[osuche]

I love to shop and would prefer it to watching football. Especially if there were beer involved in the football watching.

[rabbit]

Watching football and drinking beer with a beautiful, intelligent woman doesn't interest me in the least. Where'sthe TV guide...need to see what QVC is offering today....

[osuche]

I'm sure we'd have a horrible time (not) watching the game. ;)

:slurp:

[rabbit]

I can't think of one thing that would distract us from the game. Not one.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I'm not sensitive at all.

[girlredhot]

I didn't enjoy our alone time this weekend at all. :D

[Lilith]

I'm easily impressed.

[Coaster]

I hate having to stare at Lil's butt!

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I don't miss not being able to be at Pixies during the day one bit.

[bare4you]

I had such a great time at work today. People are so wonderful when they are stressed out.

[ThirteenthStep]

I despise going down on a freshly shaved pussy. It disgusts and irritates me to no end. Oh god, why could she not have a rainforrest jungle bush down there? Why God, Why?....

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I hate the fact that people are so protective of me.

[ThirteenthStep]

I think you are all arrogant, egotistical, completely unwelcoming, cold and mean...-cries-

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Well, I know we *hate* newbies and resent the fact they post at all. ;)

[ThirteenthStep]

-pouts and goes away, crawling into my little hole- I am completely offended and will stop posting and never come here again, because IAK scared me off...

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I tend to do that ^^^ a lot to newbies...I have the reputation here for not being friendly at all.

[ThirteenthStep]

I think we're not going to be friends at all...

[osuche]

I'm really quite focused and not eminently distractable

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I'm wide awake and not tired at all.

[lonelyarmywife]

I sat at home and did nothing all weekend.

[BigBear57]

I went out and partied all weekend and I'm thrilled about it.

[girlredhot]

I'm not sad at all that my daughter starts back to school on Thursday.

[lonelyarmywife]

I went out and partied all weekend and I'm thrilled about it.


well you totally would NOT have been welcome to come with me. It was a "no perverts allowed" group.

[BigBear57]

Even more to be thrilled about.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I could not *wait* to push him out the door this morning. I hate how he takes up part of the bed, and his "stuff" clutters my bathroom. Nope, I hope he doesn't do that again soon.

[WildIrish]

I don't have a bat living in my cellar.

[Coaster]

I am not a pixie addict

[wyndhy]

i can't wait for velour to come back in style.

[WildIrish]

I didn't see a young girl wearing maroon velvet pants climbing out of a sailboat.

[wyndhy]

i swear that wrapping the sand paper around the spindles on the banister and stroking it up and down and around and around didn't make me think of anything besides sanding spindles.

[WildIrish]

I can't do that for hours.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I can't do...um...*that* for hours. :hot:

[wyndhy]

you two are gross

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I take it wyndhy wouldn't be interested in a threesome, then.

[WildIrish]

Like you'd wanna see that.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Oh, I have no interest whatsoever in that.

[wyndhy]

i am appalled you even suggested it, KG. after i stop gagging, i am going to report you to the pervert police

[Aqua]

I am not the Chief of the pervert police.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I'm not wondering if the pervert police are policing the perverts to make sure they do it right. :D

[wyndhy]

at least the chief of the pervert police doesn't do body cavity searches

[IAKaraokeGirl]

That's a relief!

[Aqua]

Oooooooooooooooo, I Fucking Hate My Car!!

[WildIrish]

You should! I can't believe you even bought one! I'd never buy one of those!

[wyndhy]

i would :p

but i'd never try to figure out what the best position to have sex in it would be. car sex is lame-o

[WildIrish]

I'm not 6'3" tall...and car sex would be very easy for me in my current vehicle.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I'm not happy at all with my new life.

[BIGbad]

I didn't find a new band that I like called a Dog Named David

[wyndhy]

if we get a dog, let's name him david

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I'm sure glad I don't know anyone named David.

[wyndhy]

i am not as think as you drunk i am.............occifer.

[sodaklostsoul]

I'm never picking on "Uncle Panty" again!!

[WildIrish]

I have an uncle that wears panties.

[Steph]

I'm never picking on "Uncle Panty" again!!


Ahahahahahahaha

I love menstruation!

[BigBear57]

Yep, me too. It blends well with wheat thins LMAO

[WildIrish]

Yep, me too. It blends well with wheat thins LMAO


:yikes:

[wyndhy]

i could easily paint another 3000sq feet of ceiling. no problem. love it.

[WildIrish]

You should've called me! I would've been glad to help you!

[osuche]

I'd never eat half a BIG bag of Tostitos with a Hint of Lime before dinner. :yikes:

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I'm not glad to see her. ^^^

[osuche]

Me either. And I didn't miss ^^ at all. :x:

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I don't think what she ^^^ posted was sweet at all. :)

[girlredhot]

I didn't like what I got last night and this morning at all.
I don't want anymore of it. :D

[bare4you]

I just love it when the plumbing goes wacky in the house cuz I know just how to fix it.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I have all of my electronic crap hooked up, as was my goal for the day. Yep, no problem at all.

[wyndhy]

what a bummer! the kids are sound asleep. jeesh, what'll i do with myself now?

[BigBear57]

All alone on saturday night, how exciting!

[osuche]

I'd never have evil sexual thoughts about my (female) Econ professor while in class :D

[girlredhot]

I don't like it when he ties me up and has his way with me at all. :hot:

[bare4you]

I don't have thoughts of that ^^ in my mind.

[Lilith]

My new vibe, the one with the very curved tip and throbbing action, is a piece of shit.

[Steph]

Willie Nelson doing reggae is a terrible idea.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I wasn't surprised at all to hear that ^^^ very thing when I visited Steph.

[wyndhy]

don't EVER try ben and jerry's karamel sutra icecream. it's disgusting. i certainly did not sit down and eat about a third of the container myself. and the gooey caramel center? *gag* way gross. plus, i know exactly how they keep that vomitus caramel from feezing too.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

That ^^^ sounds totally disgusting, wyndhy. As was the plate of sushi ginger I just ate. Hate that stuff.

[wyndhy]

My new vibe, the one with the very curved tip and throbbing action, is a piece of shit.
i don't want to know anything more about it. don't you dare tell me where you got it. and if you ever think of posting any pics with it, i'll slap you.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I'm afraid of wyndhy. :spank:

[wyndhy]

you should be, you skanky ho, cause i'll slap you around too...right the fuck back to iowa with your cornfields (where you have never done anything sexy).

[IAKaraokeGirl]

(OMG, LMAO!!!!)

And I didn't buy corn at the grocery tonight, either.

[wyndhy]

fuck! i have to leave the hut and i was hoping i could stay forever

[WildIrish]

I'd never volunteer to falsify a document allowing ^^^ to stay in the hut. And it wouldn't involve an intimate inspection first.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I had the most exciting day ever at work.

[wyndhy]

i hope wi doesn't use anything pokey to examine me

[WildIrish]

I did not eat M & M's...and I would never have saved a bunch of green ones for Lilith...and my penis fits perfectly into the bag.

[bare4you]

I just love those days at work when I am too busy to have lunch.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I hope we have another week or two of 92% humidity.

[BigBear57]

Oh yeah and I hope we get plenty of rain from the storm so I can mow more often

[Coaster]

I had so much fun bailing out the boat!

[sodaklostsoul]

I did not eat M & M's...and I would never have saved a bunch of green ones for Lilith...and my penis fits perfectly into the bag.
I'm not having a mental pic of that ^^^^^bag stuffing! :D

[Lilith]

I did not eat M & M's...and I would never have saved a bunch of green ones for Lilith...and my penis fits perfectly into the bag.


Oh My! I missed that :p Since I'm diabetic you'd better send me your new GI friendly version :hot:

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I'm not wondering if my parents, my children, a hamster AND a new apparent member of our family, Charlie the caterpillar, can drive 600 miles today, especially since 400 was the limit for yesterday. :D

[WildIrish]

Oh My! I missed that :p Since I'm diabetic you'd better send me your new GI friendly version :hot:



GI stands for "Goes Inya" right? :D

[wyndhy]

i never leave the hut horny as hell and unable to stop thinking about sex.

[BigBear57]

Gee... nobody get's that horny.

[WildIrish]

I'm certainly not.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I'm not excited at all at seeing my kids.

[bare4you]

I am not happy to be chatting with someone special right now.

[lonelyarmywife]

I've heard from my husband every day this week....every single day!

[Lilith]

I don't feel sorry for her^^^ at all or wish that I could do something to bring them all home.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I wasn't excited to hear that ^^^ until I realized this was the opposite thread. :rolleyes2

[girlredhot]

I just love fax machines that give you problems all day long. :bang:

[lonelyarmywife]

Tomorrow is NOT day 99 until my man comes home.

P.S. Didn't get an email this morning either!!!

And you guys can take your moral support and shove it up your ass!

[maddy]

there wasn't a small legal oops at my closing today, and I didn't think of IAKG when I got a call regarding the lack of the oops either.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I'm not flattered at all that maddy thought of me today. :hug:

[BIBI]

My dog didn't piss up my neighbors leg and we didn't nearly pass out from laughing

[sodaklostsoul]

That ^^^^ just ins't funny!!!

[osuche]

I asbsolutely LOVE 3 hour OB conference calls when I haven't yet had a chance to eat dinner -- and it's 11 pm!!! :(

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I crave mornings like today, when I wake up with a headache--nothing better!

[lonelyarmywife]

My cat is the greatest. She is heat and wants to sing to me all the time! She's such a sweetheart.

P.S. I may not have Chinese for dinner, ifyou know what i mean...Kung Pao Kitty, anyone?

[WildIrish]

Kung Pao Kitty, anyone?



I've had it...tastes a bit gamey. I prefer "Hoo Flung Poo".

[Steph]

I'm all about the chowhound!

I am turned on at the thought of Michael Jackson getting a "macho makeover".

[osuche]

I would *never* drink so much water that I spent half the day in the bathroom. And I plan to do it again tomorrow too. :rolleyes2

[WildIrish]

When I woke up this morning, my cock was sooooooooo soft.

[wyndhy]

^^ oh, yuck. ^^

[WildIrish]

I ignored it and didn't make coffee.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I love having insomnia.

[wyndhy]

puns just aren't funny.

[Steph]

I don't chuckle when I discover someone with yet another nickname on a message board.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I want to run to 20659860942682098 more stores this afternoon with whiny children in tow.

[osuche]

I want to work all afternoon and night until I can't work anymore

[lonelyarmywife]

I totally don't need to grade any papers tonight - i'm sure all my students are doing splendidly.

[Steph]

I hope the cold that has turned him into a six-year-old lasts forever.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I am not nervous at all for my audition Thursday.

[sodaklostsoul]

I love folding a basket full of socks....it just makes my day!!!

[hardr0ck68]

I just FOUND pixies, have not looked at any of the photos, But mannage to post often!

[WildIrish]

I'm totally not in the mood to lay in bed & watch old movies all day long, while the rain drops splatter onto the skylight.

[Steph]

I don't want a skylight!

(LOL hardr0ck68 -- welcome to the land of posting!)

[WildIrish]

Skylights suck! Especially when you're laying under them receiving oral while you gaze at the stars.

[osuche]

WI's wife better rush out and have a skylight put in, or WI's girlfriend is going to be seeing much more of him. :p :rofl:

[WildIrish]

You know...my girlfriend DOES have a skylight! :hot:

[Steph]

I don't want to see more of him!

[WildIrish]

I'm thrilled to see grey pubic hairs!

[Steph]

I did not lie yesterday and tell my boyfriend I spotted grey pubic hairs on him to make him look!

[Aqua]

I'm so disappointed to see that Ienki is on the site right now.

[Steph]

Ienki is neither sexy nor missed 'round here!

[WildIrish]

:confused: Ienki? Never heard of her!

[wyndhy]

no pixies for five days is a good thing. i'm really bummed i had the time to stop by here this morning.

i have no hugs or kisses for anyone i missed.

[WildIrish]

I didn't even notice you were gone.

[IenkiMoonshine]

Gee you all make me feel alienated and as if I should never have stuck my nose back in this place.

No warm fuzzies for me!

[WildIrish]

Speaking of which...did any of you know that I've never shown a picture of my "warm and fuzzy"?

[IenkiMoonshine]

I've never posted any pictures of my "warm and fuzzy" either!

[WildIrish]

Thank goodness! I'd hate to see that! :hot:


I'd hate to see new pics too, now that I think of it.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I don't miss ^^^ at all.

[dicksbro]

I don't even like logging on to Pixies.

[WildIrish]

Pixies? :confused:

Never heard of it.

[wyndhy]

i would never use my tongue to clean off a toy after phone sex.

[WildIrish]

Eeeeew, that's gross!

Makes me glad I don't use sex toys! :D

[wyndhy]

i am soooooo not excited that i have to leave for the airport in less than 35 minutes. <yawn>

the 'i missed you a whole helluva lot' sex is sure to be lame anyway.

[WildIrish]

I won't be listening for that. ^^^

[sodaklostsoul]

I didn't want more hours or more money.

[osuche]

I'd NEVER skip class to stay in bed with Mr. Osuche...celebrating our wedding anniversary in the right way. ;)

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I love being an anxious person.

[WildIrish]

I never knew you were anxious!

[Steph]

Ditto!

And I'm not hungry.

[sodaklostsoul]

Ditto!

And I'm not hungry.
Nope...Steph's never hungry and I never email her to hear about it.

[WildIrish]

I've decided to give up carbs.

[maddy]

this rain is just what I needed to really kick start my outdoor walking regimine.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I'm sure that, since weather.com is calling for a 100% chance of rain on Saturday, that it won't interfere at all with soccer games.

[osuche]

I'd never seriously consider having cold pizza and ice cream for breakfast! :D

[Steph]

I wasn't thinking of having chocolate cake for my first meal today.

[osuche]

I wouldn't ever encourage that ^^ ( :D ) and maybe even offer to make it ala mode.

[WildIrish]

I'm outside doing a rain dance.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I'm sure that WI's rain dance isn't working, either.

[osuche]

I don't want to goof off all evening

[Steph]

I was impressed when a drunk guy in a cab asked me if I wanted to perform oral on him.

I wasn't impressed when he told the cabbie to drive away when I didn't yell, "Do you ask your mama such questions?"

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I did *not* drink that whole bottle of wine all by myself this afternoon.

[dicksbro]

Since I'm wide awake, I probably ought to go to bed.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I'm not scared at all about what my daughter is "cooking" in the kitchen. :rolleyes2

[Aqua]

It's been soooooooo long since I've posted pictures. Years in fact.

[wyndhy]

who cares??? i'd never look anyway^^^

[Aqua]

I know that wyndhy would never ever look... and I'm glad!

[wyndhy]

i'm serious...posting pictures is boooorrrr-ring!
i'd never look...and i'd never post any either.

[Aqua]

And the stories here suck. Especially wyndhy's. So bad, that I'd light myself on fire before taking one with me to the bathroom stall.

[Lilith]

I wouldn't pee on you to put you out :p

[Aqua]

OMG... ROPMLMAO! :rofl: :grin: :rofl:

I mean...

That's not very funny Lilith. :mad:

[wyndhy]

i'm not blushing...not in the least.
and i never read the stories...that would make me a perv, which! i am not!!

and i won't spray aqua with febreeze or urine out once lil is finished not peeing on him

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I want a phone just like Steph has. :D

[Steph]

I know I'll remember to buy a new phone. :wobble:

[WildIrish]

I'm so glad it's raining today. But on the bright side, the rain did make it easier to get out of my cold bed, where I definately was not enjoying the way the sheets feel against my non-nude body.

[osuche]

I didn't have the same problem as WI.


My body is not hurting like a motherfucker, and I really want to go to work. Some days I wish I could have RA flare ups ALL the time!

[Lilith]

I did not spend the afternoon digging through owl puke with my kiddos.

[wyndhy]

that sounds yummy !!!^^^!!! :slurp: and i don't care what you thought you'd find in a pile of owl puke.

[rabbit]

I'm never gonna get frustrated again looking at my wife's credit card bill.

Spend your heart out, honey!

:bang:

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I am heartbroken at the prospect of not working Thursday and Friday, especially since it means I get to have lunch with my sweetie.

[WildIrish]

Pity that I didn't get lucky last night.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Yeah, damn shame I didn't, either.

[osuche]

I'm not at all envious of WI and IAKG. And I enjoy celibacy. :p

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I know that she ^^^ enjoys celibacy--I mean, it's not like *I* slept with her or anything. ;)

[Coaster]

I'd never want to sleep with those ^^^ two!

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I am not counting down the last 91 minutes.

[imaginewithme]

I hate being bent over

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I don't like this new sex thing we're trying at all.

[osuche]

I know that she ^^^ enjoys celibacy--I mean, it's not like *I* slept with her or anything. ;)


I didn't just giggle at *that* memory. :D

[osuche]

I'd never have 3 orgasms in a row, moaning extra loud so my co-worker might hear me.






And, NO....I don't want another. ;)

[Coquette]

I hate photography..

[wyndhy]

your ^^^ pictures suck!

[SexKittten_18]

I REALLY don't want it to be March already

I also really don't like it when a guy goes down on me for the first time =Þ

I also dont want to call him tonight =D

[imaginewithme]

I am never taking advice again

[Coaster]

I'm never speaking to her again!^^^^^^

[Jax]

I don't want to bend over Imaginewithme....

[imaginewithme]

^^That doesn't excite me at all to see someone wrote about me.

[dicksbro]

I'm thinking of joining a monastary.

[imaginewithme]

I love living in Florida when it's so cold

[wyndhy]

i was very suprised that i got sick over the weekend just because i had to clean up puke a few dozen times. i mean, it's not like stomach viruses are infectios.

[imaginewithme]

I am never going to post at pixies again.

[dicksbro]

Do monastaries have internet service? :confused:

I hope not.

[osuche]

i was very suprised that i got sick over the weekend just because i had to clean up puke a few dozen times. i mean, it's not like stomach viruses are infectios.


I never ever thought she might be pregnant. :D

[wyndhy]

me either. ^^^

[WildIrish]

Funny you should mention it...I was just peeing on a stick this morning.

[imaginewithme]

Hey...me too you guys! ^^^

[WildIrish]

My meatballs came out horrible...I could barely not eat a bazillion of them.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I really hate having adult time with the man I love. I certainly hope he does not ask me out again.

[imaginewithme]

I hated the oil massage I was given tonight

[osuche]

I did not put chile peppers (Chopped by hand) in the cornbread...then take a shower, shave my hoo-hoo, and have it burn thanks to residual chile juice.

:yikes: <-- yikes smiley

[sodaklostsoul]

I did not get stuck in the driveway yesterday and I did not get myself out!!

[wyndhy]

trips to the ER are great. i wish we could go every day.

[imaginewithme]

I hope I never have to go shopping again

[desert]

hope i dont win the lottery this week end

[imaginewithme]

^^OMG that avatar is TOOO Funny^^^

I can't wait to go have my check up by my gynocologist

[Coaster]

I'm never working til 1 am again!

[BIBI]

I am never going to go to Las Vegas again.

[imaginewithme]

Being here at pixies doesn't ever ever ever make me laugh

[Coaster]

I don't even like the Pixies I've chatted with

[WildIrish]

Wyndhy shouldn't buy these.