i am NEVER doing anal again

[lonelyarmywife]

I am not on my way to bed - good morning all.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I'm not heading to bed, either, but if I were, I'm sure it wouldn't be because I'm exhausted.

[flutelady]

There's nothing painful about moving away from the life you've known for years and starting a new life.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I'm thinking of blowing off work today, as well as packing, and hitting an amusement park.

[lonelyarmywife]

I'm thinking about not dong that tomorrow^^^

I probably wouldn't do it today if I had to go to work.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I'm not emotional at all today.

[Coaster]

I'm never sitting and listening to her^^^ spew stuff ever again!

[wyndhy]

i have no encouragement to offer flutelady cause she's always been so mean to me....so, don't expect any hugs.

[Coaster]

))))))))))) Flutelady(((((((((((((((

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I haven't cried once today.

[Coaster]

I haven't cried once today.


Oh gees ok.... come here.........




















You didn't expect a :hug: from ME did you?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

THAT ^^^ did NOT make me laugh. :D

[maddy]

I'm excited that my cable connection is working with my work notebook so that I can effectively work from home this morning.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I absolutely adore doing tasks I haven't done at work in over a year. I remember how to do them so well!

[WildIrish]

I haven't noticed that there are quite a few new englanders posting here.

[wyndhy]

i hate kissing. soft lips and firm tongues. little nibbles and licks. sucking my tongue into his mouth, mimicking the way our bodies come together when we make love. bleh! i must stop writing about kissing right now....it's making me sick to my stomach.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I don't feel at all like I'm throwing instructions out left and right to my replacement, and I'm 100% sure that she's grasping it all.

[Coaster]

i hate kissing. soft lips and firm tongues. little nibbles and licks. sucking my tongue into his mouth, mimicking the way our bodies come together when we make love. bleh! i must stop writing about kissing right now....it's making me sick to my stomach.


^^^ Oh continue... I hate your dribble..... and it's affect on me.... !GNIOB

[Coaster]

I don't feel at all like I'm throwing instructions out left and right to my replacement, and I'm 100% sure that she's grasping it all.


Oh I'm sure that you're not showing off and trying to make her feel incompetent!

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I appreciate that ^^^ a LOT.

[Coaster]

I'm not suffering from food coma......

[wyndhy]

speaking of kissing...if anyone kissed me right now they would not taste skittles cause i am not eating any.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I'm glad, because I despise Skittles.

[Coaster]

What would I hate more..... the taste of Skittles or kissing you?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Well, *my* kisses don't taste as sweet or sweeter than candy.

[Coaster]

Hmmmmmmm.... was I talking about yours? :slurp:

[BIBI]

I am never going to the dentist again even though I love the sounds of all the drills......

[wyndhy]

after coming back from a fantastic time at the pool...i say fantastic cause the baby was such a treat, didn't cry once and he definitely didn't want to walk around on the hot concrete the whole time we were there...i did not consider drinking a wicked tea or two or three.

[WildIrish]

Of course I have underwear on!

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I am never going to the dentist again even though I love the sounds of all the drills......

I am not leaving this very moment to go to the dentist myself, but, if I were, I'd be jumping up and down at the thought of the two fillings I'm not getting.

[wyndhy]

Of course I have underwear on!
aw man...that sucks

[WildIrish]

The owners of the building I manage are not flying in from Chicago to see me tomorrow. :yikes:

It's ok...I had plenty of notice!

[IAKaraokeGirl]

The dentist was so much fun, I think I'll go back tomorrow.

[bare4you]

I did not cry today

[wyndhy]

i don't have a hug for ^^^

[bare4you]

i don't have a hug for ^^^

I didn't appreciate that! And besides I really don't need one today :hug:

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I'm not at all psyched up about beginning my new life in the northeast, nor do I really care if I ever see that man of mine (who's certainly not anxious for me to be there) again.

[Coaster]

I don't have a splitting headache... I don't... I don't!

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I am rip-roaring to go and have not a bit of exhaustion.

[bare4you]

I hate the fact that an old friend caught me on line tonight and has kept me occupied chatting. Jeepers!

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I'm totally ready for this move.

[wyndhy]

i'm so bummed i got a shower and washed my greasy, sun-blocked, little-kid-hands sticky, chlorine-y hair. it looked so purdy that way

[IAKaraokeGirl]

The fact that I couldn't get the ramp to the moving trailer installed didn't bother me a bit--I *like* lifting boxes practically over my head.

[bare4you]

I am glad IAK does not have any help with this move! I am glad I live so far away and can't help!

[Coaster]

I won't want to see the *other* muscles IAK develops from lift boxes over her head!

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Well, I certainly wouldn't take pictures of them, Coaster, as I'm sure they wouldn't tease you.

[wyndhy]

i think it's awesome that he's gonna get three shots today. i think i'll slap him afterwards just cause i like to see my kids hurting.

[Lilith]

You should just skip the shots. It's better if kids just get measles, mumps, ruebella, pertussus, diptheria, hepatitis, menengitis....makes em tough!!!!

[wyndhy]

omg...that is an awesome idea.

better yet....i'll thell them to give him double doses, but!... hold the vaccine part and just add the thimerosal

[IAKaraokeGirl]

All this talk of shots is making *me* want to go to the doctor's and get a few.

[wyndhy]

i never do all kinds of alarmist and scary on-line research about vaccines before i take my kids in for their shots.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

My daughter apparently needs more sugar, because she certainly wasn't talking 2305825 mph and shouting things like, "Woohoo!" into my ear when I wasn't talking to her on the phone just a few minutes ago.

[Lilith]

omg...that is an awesome idea.

better yet....i'll thell them to give him double doses, but!... hold the vaccine part and just add the thimerosal

I would certainly refrain from suggesting that you speak to the Dr about your concerns.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I'm not waiting to hear if I have two college boys coming over to help me load my moving truck, and I most definitely didn't have any impure thoughts about that at any point since the possibility arose. :rolleyes2

[wyndhy]

I would certainly refrain from suggesting that you speak to the Dr about your concerns.
i never have in the past and i won't start now.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I'm soooooo glad wyndhy never speaks her mind or voices her opinion.

[wyndhy]

how could i? i never ven have an opinion....bland as salt free cottage cheese, that's me.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

My mother doesn't have opinions, either, and, if she did, would never express them to me.

[wyndhy]

parents really suck at guilt trips

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Oh, and my mother is the absolute worst at it...I think she has a blue ribbon somewhere that reads, "Guilt-free parenting, 1st place."

[OzKristin]

i'm so happy with my ex right now, he in no way is frustrating me this afternoon :nuts: LMAO!

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I think ex-husbands are the best. I know I love mine to pieces.

[OzKristin]

this thread totally leaves me straight faced, nope not laughing at any of these responses AT ALL, I just hate it

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I'm sure that my new employers will buy me one of those "New Products" gekkogecko posted about. :D

[Coaster]

My computer is soooo freakin fast!

[Lilith]

I lurv calling the Department of Children and Families. Their workers here in my area are not at all overworked and stressed to the max. I should probably apply for a job there, it just seems like such a relaxing environment.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I'm sure that, if Lilith DID apply at the Department of Children and Families, she would not whip that office into shape (so to speak) upon being hired.

[Lilith]

I'm sure Jeb, whom I love and respect almost as much as his brother, would promote me to chief cook and bottle-washer immediately upon my filing my application.

[Coaster]

......And the 2 above me aren't flashin T&A!!!!

[IAKaraokeGirl]

......And the 2 above me aren't flashin T&A!!!!


Coaster doesn't appreciate it in the least, either.

[Coaster]

Coaster doesn't appreciate it in the least, either.


I don't.......... I'm soooooooo offended!

*sits back and stuffs face* with :corn:

[sodaklostsoul]

I'm never sleeping on Booger's waterbed again!!!

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I love accounting and wish I could do it all of the time.

[wyndhy]

My computer is soooo freakin fast!
mine too!
greased lightning i tell ya!

[WildIrish]

I didn't eat the entire portion of Roast Pork Egg Foo Young in one sitting.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I didn't eat the entire portion of Roast Pork Egg Foo Young in one sitting.


I'm not thinking that ^^^ post means that WI ate TWO portions of Roast Pork Egg Foo Young in one sitting. :D

[lonelyarmywife]

My son HATED the wave pool at the waterpark today. He was scared shitless of the water, I don't know if I'll ever get him to go back.

[bare4you]

I hate it when my Friday gets here - just don't have a thing to do this weekend. And I don't want any suggestions either!

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I'm not sitting here, wondering how much cooler the night air might get and if I should try to load some more stuff on the truck yet tonight.

[osuche]

I have never (never ever) coveted another woman's husband. :hot:

[osuche]

Of course, I do not only mean that I would never covet them for a hot :hot: night of sex

[osuche]

Nor have I ever wanted to have a hot night of sex with our sexy Engineering VP at work. :D

[osuche]

Nor did I just think about him....naked :spin:

[osuche]

My libido never peaks right before I am in the Hut :D

[osuche]

I've never had the sneaking suspicion that I'm incriminating myself. :D

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I did not laugh at all at osuche's sucession of postings, nor do I understand what she is talking about. :rofl:

[bare4you]

I am not glad I was the only one who did not find that funny.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

It's not taking me an extraordinary amount of time to paint my fingernails and toenails.

[WildIrish]

Bacon is overrated.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Sleeping in this morning was horrible. I hope I never do it again.

[osuche]

I'd never play on Pixies instead of studying for my Stats final....which is NOT gonna happen this afternoon. :yikes:

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I don't already have about four bruises where I've banged myself. Said bruises, of course, wouldn't have all come because of my apparent inability to carry something AND walk out of a door at the same time. :eek:

[Lilith]

*closes her eyes and clicks her heels*
Today is not my last day of summer vacation
Today is not my last day of summer vacation
*peeks*
Today is not my last day of summer vacation

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I just threw some red ruby slippers in the mail to Lil.

[Lilith]

I'll them Monday to my first day of planning

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I think Lil should wear braids and a pinnafore, too, to complete the ensemble.

[Lilith]

I think those cute white ruffly socks will look great too!

[WildIrish]

I prefer schoolgirls over nurses. :hot:

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I am sooooo psyched up about camping out on the living room floor tonight. :D

[lonelyarmywife]

Lil doesn't need a little dog to complete her Wizard of Oz emsemble.

Plus, I can't think of anyone who could audition for the part of the Wicked Witch.

[osuche]

I'd never become distracted while studying stats and end up having a little orgasm. :yikes:

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I am disappointed in the progress that has been made this morning.

[osuche]

I am disappointed in the progress that has been made this morning.


Crying because she ^^^ seems to be giving me a talking to :D

[WildIrish]

What...me? Craving a handjob? No way!

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I'm not wishing I had more energy.

[imaginewithme]

I will never watch porn again

[bare4you]

I am not going to enjoy my new PC cam - sorry I bought it

[wyndhy]

i'm so glad lil's summer vacation is over.

[WildIrish]

I will never watch porn again


Porn? Never heard of it! Certainly never made my own! Heck no!

[wyndhy]

i hated watching ^^^'s solo-act porno.

i am not going bouwnt chic-a bouwnt bouwnt right now.

[osuche]

I am NOT drinking a beer and I am certainly not thrilled that I finished my Stats final....and it does appear that I did horribly on it. :D

[wyndhy]

i didn't just play a whole page worth of smut games

[Lilith]

I'm not at all nervous about my first day of school.

[maddy]

i'm sure Lil's first day will be horrible ((Lilith))

[Zephreck]

I am not at all sure Lilith's first day of school will go great.

I don't want to give Lilith a big hug and tell her it will be fine.

I didn't miss sending PMs to Wyndy today at all either.

I haven't missed IAKG at all and don't hope she is safe on the road as she moves.

I also dont hope that Maddy's house search is going well. I still don't want her to at least come back and visit us all in Texas either. Cause we are damn glad she left.

And I don't hope everyone is having a good day today. Cause I would hate if they did.

I have soooo many days off a week that I don't care at all that this day is going by so fast and that I still have so many domestic chores left to do. And if it was my only day off this past week I wouldn't mind it at all.

[osuche]

I had an absolutely horribe time at Business School orientation......

[Lilith]

I don't appreciate the hugs and well wishes at all.

[fredchabotnick]

I hate playing sand volleyball
Especially on a horribly warm and sunny day like today

[wyndhy]

lilith is going to make a shitty teacher. i hope the teacher she interns with doesn't use any of her shitty skills and only sends her out to make copies and get doughnuts.

zeph's pm's are lame and whatever the opposite of really fucking hot is.

[Lilith]

Wyndhy is a hateful bitch and I don't wish we could go have mochas and chat

[maddy]

I haven't thought at all about how the night before the first day of school the nervous anticipation of the new school year is so overwhelming that you flip and flop in bed all night long.

[Lilith]

I am NOT going to flip flop!!!!!

[lonelyarmywife]

I agree that Lil will SUCK as a teacher. i mean, really really suck. The kids will hate her guts and she will be miserable.

(this is still the opposite thread, right?)

i'm not at all interested to know what i have to do to get one of the hot zeph PM's that wyndhy is getting...

[Coaster]

I am sooo upset that I'm home, shitty home!

[wyndhy]

bigbad kicked my ass in a game of scrabble.

[BIGbad]

I am not a quim when it comes to scrabble

[Zephreck]

I am not laughing right now at LAW's comments above right now so that I am crying.

I AM talking with Wyndhy right now in PMs...So she isn't wrong about who I sent PMs to today.

I wouldn't ever send LAW a hot PM if I thought she really wanted one either.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I think I could drive for a living. It's not stressful at all, and I'm particularly fond of driving 65-70 mph down the interstate, then having to slam on the brakes all of a sudden because traffic is stopped--you know, for hundreds of miles at a time.

[Zephreck]

I haven't sent 8,098,564,875 PMs to Maddy tonight cause she is a horrible person and not sweet at all.

I dont' hate the fact that she left Texas before I could meet her and take her out to dinner.

And I am not chuckling that LAW has thought I have been in Pms with Wyndy instead of Maddy today.

I don't feel like I maybe am a tad bit too flirtacious on here at all either.

[OzKristin]

i think zeph is a bad person and think that no one should get to know him..you know cuz he's such a mean guy and all :rofl: :rofl:

[wyndhy]

i didn't just do what i said i would never do again in the title this thread

[lonelyarmywife]

^^^ not jealous at all. Buttsecks sucks.

Zeph is totally un-pimp. He couldn't get the Pixie's women to mack on him if he tried. Nobody likes him.

[wyndhy]

i'm not sleepy this mornin'. that yawn you just saw? that was not a yawn. i'm trying to catch bugs in my mouth

[lonelyarmywife]

Bugs taste GREAT!

I'm on my way to the gym...seriously, I am...

[wyndhy]

law's first pic ever was so un-sexy it made me want to smash my monitor with a sledge hammer.

[lonelyarmywife]

awww...

oops.

I mean, dammit, wyndhy, you are the most hateful person ever.

[WildIrish]

I didn't fall asleep at the doctor's office this morning. :rofl:

[Lilith]

I am not at all glad to be home. I love paying $2400 for the privilege of working for 4 months for free.

[wyndhy]

i didn't make the kids and myself breakfast for dinner and it sucked.

[sodaklostsoul]

I'm not here...nope not me.

[Coaster]

I'm not sweating up a storm

[Zephreck]

I didn't sweat either today or end up smelling like a rank piggy by the end of the day.

I totally understand why I still live in Texas since it is never hot here ever.


I hate everything else about Texas though.

Well except mountains. I would hate for Texas to have more mountains and streams.

I hated coming home today for lunch and having a brief IM conversation with LAW. I don't think she is a sweet person and we didn't laugh at all about what I do for work.

I also am not waiting for someone to log on tonight to see how their day went today either.


And I can honestly say I had ZERO naughty thoughts today at all.

Not once did I think about :hug: or :x: or :69: or :boobs: or :d: or :hump: or :boink: or :sex:

So I am obviously cleaned of all those impure thoughts...
:devilish:

[maddy]

I hope like hell it doesn't rain tonight, I'm quite enjoying the 95% humidity.

[Zephreck]

I hate rain it doesn't make me want to stay inside and cuddle with someone. Of course sex with someone special in the middle of a huge rainstorm isn't sexy at all either.

[BIBI]

I just love it when I feel the heat that radiates from me when I have a hot flash. I think they are wonderful and I hope to have them forever...especially since they are lasting longer in duration than they used to.

[wyndhy]

i am not curious at all as to why i've had a headache on and off for the past 6 days. if it keeps up, i think i'll just amputate.

[lonelyarmywife]

^^ Sounds like a great idea! have fun!

[Syngoodgirl2]

I am a really boring person, yep, I sure am

[lonelyarmywife]

I love getting up at the asscrack of dawn to go back to school.

[WildIrish]

I slept AWESOME last night! WOO HOO!!!!!! :jump:

[WildIrish]

Rumor has it that Orlando and Kate are still seperated!


Yaaaay! I can't wait to tell the artist formerly known as Sh.....oops, I mean Alasse. :D

[sodaklostsoul]

I really don't wish my 8yr old was 4 again. :)

[wyndhy]

i love the ot bigbad works but the money just sucks.

[Steph]

I'm not bummed out that I'm without sex for a while because my boyfriend's injured. :bsflag:

[bare4you]

I am so happy I don't get paid overtime any more. I really prefer to collect all the comp time. I will have no problem using it up right after what few days of leave I have saved up.

[wyndhy]

i am so sick of leftover chinese food for lunch

[WildIrish]

I've had too much coffee today. I'll probably cut back. In fact, I might give it up altogether!

Heck, as long as I'm at it, I should go ahead and give up cheeseburgers, masturbating and text messaging beautiful women too.

[sodaklostsoul]

:yikes: Nooooooooo WI!!!!

[sodaklostsoul]

Crap that wasn't right!!! I ment.....

:yikes: Yes WI you should!! :devilish:

[WildIrish]

I'm not laughing at all.

[sodaklostsoul]

Nope ...me not laughing either!! Nor did I spit coffee on my monitor either! So There!

[lonelyarmywife]

I was not able to fit in to the size 14 pants I tried on today.

Boohoo.

[Syngoodgirl2]

I am most certainly not sweet and innocent

[lonelyarmywife]

I would love to keep these five little kittens in my house! I adore them being here and they're no trouble at all. :bang:

[wyndhy]

of couse i'm wearing underwear right now. and since i am, there is no way that the seem of my jean shorts could be pressing against my pussy in anyway, making me and them damp. nope, no way that that could ever happen.

[lonelyarmywife]

^^^That did not make me hot. Wyndhy should not post pics of this...never ever ever post pics of this!

[WildIrish]

eeeeeew...that's nothing I wanna see!


And I would never want to be that seam!

[lonelyarmywife]

Glad we're in agreement on this, WI.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I didn't enjoy my time on the trip that I spent with my fellow Pixies at all. It was, in fact, the worst part of the whole ordeal. ;)

[bare4you]

I agree with WildIrish and lonelyarmywife. I most definitely absolutely do NOT want to see those photos!

[osuche]

I'd never call in sick in lieu of taking a vacation day. Ever. :D

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I am soooooo impressed that New England mosquitos are more variety-oriented and don't think I'm fresh meat for the tasting. :D

[BigBear57]

Oh I don't envy those mosquitos one bit!

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I'm personally saddened that the mosquitos will probably die off sooner here than in Iowa because of the weather. I was hoping for more nights like last night.

[WildIrish]

New Hampshire doesn't have a mosquito problem at all!

[osuche]

I'd never wake up and realize I'd been touching myself in my sleep. Impossible!

[wyndhy]

once again i have such pics.

bigbad purposefully turning up the base on a few beastie boys songs in the car last night did not send any pleasant reverberations between my legs. nor did it make me want to strip off said jean shorts and climb on top of him, roadway safety be damned.

[WildIrish]

The sample packets of KY Ultra Warming Gel are just the right size...not at all too small. Nope, no sirreeee bub...not too small at all.

[wyndhy]

i don't have a vague memory of wi telling us where to get those samples. i hope he doen't remind me.

[WildIrish]

not here (http://www.kybrand.com.au/sample.asp)

[wyndhy]

piss off!. thanks fer nuthin'

[wyndhy]

ps
i hope you have a shitty vaction and get absolutely zero nookie.

[WildIrish]

ps
i hope you have a shitty vaction and get absolutely zero nookie.


F U

I know exactly where we're going, what we're doing, and I plan on getting some kind of sexual gratification twice a day throughout!



:p :D :shake:

[bare4you]

I am having way too much fun on my day off.

[wyndhy]

F U


even if i had the chance, that would never happen.


you shouldn't just plan on a few fun day trips with one over night somewhere.

williamsburg sucks, but it's prolly too close to where you live

[sodaklostsoul]

I so don't want to be here again watching those two banter back in forth.

[WildIrish]

I hope wherever we go...the water is really cold! I love when my ankles hurt going into the water! And let me tell you about the benefits of shrinkage! Now THAT'S flattering! Woot! Man, the dates I've gotten from that! ;)

[wyndhy]

soda should go away and clean the stove or something

[sodaklostsoul]

Good thing I didn't mop the floor and I didn't wash the rugs. :D

[sodaklostsoul]

I hope WI has a lousy vacation!

[Steph]

I won't miss any of WI's serious posts when he's gone.

[WildIrish]

My pants aren't tingling!

[sodaklostsoul]

I hope we don't get any pics of his pants tingling!

[WildIrish]

I have plenty!

[sodaklostsoul]

I hope he don't post them elsewhere!! :D

[WildIrish]

I probably won't be bringing the digital camera with me on vacation either.

[osuche]

I really enjoy being sick....and I am thankful that our day of fun got truncated because of it.

[Lilith]

I probably won't be bringing the digital camera with me on vacation either.

Good, cause I don't plan on missing you and I sure as shit don't want to see your tingly naughty bits all relaxed yet sexy-like.

[bare4you]

I don't want to bump into someone tonight! I was so happy they had computer troubles last night.....

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I am soooo wide awake and energized, I hope to go through boxes all night.

[Coaster]

I have this pent up energy!!!!!!!!!!

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I haven't missed ^^^^ at all this week. :)

[osuche]

Sometimes showers feel better than sex

[lakritze]

I'm leaving for Los Angeles International Airport right now.I'm leaving L.A. forever and relocating to Bald Knob Arkansas. I don't like Chocolate at all and the taste of licorice makes me puke. Come on Pixie guys.I've got the lube if you've got the time.

[osuche]

I'm leaving for Los Angeles International Airport right now.I'm leaving L.A. forever and relocating to Bald Knob Arkansas. I don't like Chocolate at all and the taste of licorice makes me puke. Come on Pixie guys.I've got the lube if you've got the time.


I'd hate it if lakritze and I met in the LAX airport on Tuesday when I come into town....of course, i know he will enjoy Bald Knob

[lonelyarmywife]

The email i got from my husband today was totally unwelcome and completely unfunny.

*don't see my thread "if you need a good laugh8 in sex talk section*

[Lilith]

I don't wish I would have been there to see his face when the realization hit him.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

The fact that I haven't found my dress shoes yet isn't an issue at all, especially because my first day at my new job isn't Monday.

[Lilith]

And showing up like that^^ wouldn't perpetuate the KY/Iowa country girl stereotype at all.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

The fact that I sound like a hick every time I open my mouth here isn't noticeable at all, and showing up without dress shoes Monday wouldn't be the icing on the cake. :D

[rabbit]

I just LOVE to cut the grass!

More, more, more!!!!

[Steph]

I'm sad that someone is cooking a ton of stir fry for me as I don't sit on my ass (OK, I didn't organize my CDs finally).

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I didn't notice at all that Steph's CDs needed organizing while I was in Toronoto, and I wasn't surprised to see the variety of music Steph has purchased. :D

[osuche]

No, I didn't just cook a chicken and eggplant dish for a party we're headed to.....and then I did not decide to keep it at home and eat it for dinner 'cause it was too damn good to share.

And now I am NOT stuck bringing the remainder of a (jazzed up) tomato and mozzerella salad -- with added artichokes and mushrooms -- and the remainer of my baba (pureed eggplant and tahini) instead. <sigh>

:D :p :D

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I'm not amazed at the amount of pure CRAP someone can collect in 36 years. :D

[maddy]

I love wallpaper, and I'm thrilled that the condo I'm about to purchase has it in the living, dining, and master ... with a border in the second bedroom too!

[Steph]

I didn't notice at all that Steph's CDs needed organizing while I was in Toronoto, and I wasn't surprised to see the variety of music Steph has purchased. :D

Perhaps if someone had not driven so freaking slowly from Cleveland, the CDs would have been organized on Monday.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I was not tempted at all to stay longer at Steph's when asked to do so. :D

[Steph]

We didn't want ^^^^ to stay the night & get trashed with us (neither did the old bisexual guy in Jim's pub :D)

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I am not sitting here, on the phone, giggling with my former boss.

[wyndhy]

driving in a car with broken a/c in 100 degree heat is the funnest thing ever. it's funner than amusemnt parks, it's funner than scrabble, it's funner than water slides. it's even more funner than sex.

seriouly.

i mean it.

you should try it tomorrow.

really fun.

[Coaster]

Sitting here with a raging hardon with no one to sit on it is a blast!

[Lilith]

No, of course I did not lose a kid on the first day :yikes:

[IAKaraokeGirl]

No, I did *not* laugh at that ^^^.

[osuche]

I did not just gulp down an entire Chipotle burrito with extra extra hot sauce. And I don't want another. :D

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I'm not thrilled at all I was in my very first NH grocery store tonight, and that they had a jar of sushi ginger. :D

[osuche]

I confess I was not wondering when she ^^ would stop going to Target and Walmart, and end up at a *real* grocery store. :p

[IAKaraokeGirl]

LOL!

I was not having too much fun, trying new restaurants and getting acquainted with the area, using the excuse of not having food in the house. :D

[rabbit]

I just hate homecooked meals. Gimme McDonald's any day.

[Steph]

I am not addicted to chipotle olive salsa.

[wood6.0]

one should never say never......

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I had no intentions of wooing someone when I didn't wear the infamous blue avatar tank top this morning. :rofl:

[lonelyarmywife]

Zeph writes shitty dirty stories. Seriously shitty. Do not ever ever ever read his dirty stories, ever. He is totally uncreative and not a perv at all. nope, nope, nope.

P.S. I dont <3 u, zeph

[Zephreck]

I hate that no one enjoyed my story then.

It didn't take me awhile to post it at all worrying if it would be liked or not.

And I hope no one else reads it and likes it.

And certainly don't enjoy the way LAW feels about me and don't feel the same way about her at all.

[lonelyarmywife]

i'm not bored.

i hate getting pm's.

[Aqua]

I wish Pixies would have just been shut down last Summer.

[kinx]

I wish Porn was banned.

[sodaklostsoul]

I really don't want school to start soon...nope..so enjoy the child at home always comming and going and never having anything to complain about.

[lakritze]

IAKG and OSUCHE have got to change their avitars.Imagine sitting around half nude like that. You'll both catch your death of colds.Put something on for godsakes. You both would look great in a 3 piece pin stripped men's suit. with a watch chain in the vest pocket.

[wyndhy]

I wish Porn was banned.
it's not practically banned already :p:D


my computer never 'performs illegal operations' or has any 'fatal errors'. it doesn't even know what an illegal operation or fatal error is.

i love my dino-puter soooooooo much that the prospect of a new computer makes me weep. i would chain myself to this computer in a show of solidarity and protest if anyone ever tried to replace it.

[Pita]

I wish those stupid smut games weren't on this board.

[osuche]

IAKG and OSUCHE have got to change their avitars.Imagine sitting around half nude like that. You'll both catch your death of colds.Put something on for godsakes. You both would look great in a 3 piece pin stripped men's suit. with a watch chain in the vest pocket.


I'm wearing same suit right now....since I am not naked in my hotel room. ;)

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I have a closet full of suits just like that ^^^, and I rotate between them daily. ;)

[Enigma]

I have a closet full of suits just like that ^^^, and I rotate between them daily. ;)


Yummy!

[wyndhy]

i didn't get any nookie last night.

bummer

[Aqua]

Oh yeah... I had a night of completely wild and unbridled passionate sex and still managed to get plenty of sleep.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I'm not wondering which part of that ^^^ isn't true. :)

[wyndhy]

wild and unbridled passionate sex is the worst kind anyway.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I know *I've* never had it, and I'd refuse if he offered it to me, anyway.

[wyndhy]

refuse!?
i'd puke my guts out