i am NEVER doing anal again

[rabbit]

I really didn't appreciate that hottie who pulled into my driveway in her convertible Saab, her sun dress up her thigh just enough that I could see her pussy pressing against her panties.

Disgusting.

[PantyFanatic]

I wouldn’t have been out in Rabbits driveway installing one-way traffic spike rails.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Work today was a complete waste of my time.

[osuche]

I enjoy the sounds of a mother screaming at her children.....seemingly endlessly....and it's just what I wanted to hear tonight.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I love it when you go to bed early 'cause you're soooooooooooooo tired, only to wake up even earlier to compensate.

[WildIrish]

I like mopping the kitchen floor so much...I'm thinking of quitting my job so I can do it all day long!

[lonelyarmywife]

I LOVE changing dirty diapers! Diarrhea is great fun in a one year old! And what the hell, might as well let him play in it while we're at it - i mean, he's only young once.

[sama1005]

I LOVE changing dirty diapers! Diarrhea is great fun in a one year old! And what the hell, might as well let him play in it while we're at it - i mean, he's only young once.

I love it too. Especially since my 15 month old didn't just do the same thing.

[GingerV]

My workmates obviously hate me, and I'm not going to miss them one little bit. [heavy sigh]

[WildIrish]

I wish Pixies would stop moving to New England! :mad:

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I loooooove being the defacto IT person and experimenting with stuff I am soooooo familiar with, especially since there's not a chance in hell I could delete anything of importance.

[sodaklostsoul]

Pixie Pervs never ever make me laugh!

[IAKaraokeGirl]

The sound of his voice doesn't make me wet at all.

[WildIrish]

Gas is sooooooooo cheap up here!

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I'm not going to miss anyone when I leave Iowa.

[maddy]

i don't need a haircut.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I really wish time would drag on more slowly. I'm not tired at all, and I'm not counting minutes until I can make a very important phone call.

[maddy]

i like how cheetos make my fingertips orange.

[bare4you]

I am so glad to be back at work - I have so much more free time for Pixies and I really hated all the stuff I was missing at work. There are not too many HR related problems to deal with!

[IAKaraokeGirl]

i like how cheetos make my fingertips orange.

OMG, I'm rolling ^^^! :grin:



*ahem*

I practically had to have my arm twisted just now in order to enjoy one iota of the mind-blowing phone sex I just had.

[WildIrish]

The guy singing the REM song on INXS sucks.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I hate having my house so quiet, eating dinner when I want to, having zero responsibility...I don't think I could get used to this at all.

[WildIrish]

Conversely...Heather sounded awesome. :rolleyes2

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I bought this house just because you can hear every passing train a half-mile away through the walls.

[bare4you]

All this sunshine - I want rain in Seattle!

[osuche]

I enjoy all TV sitcoms....especially reruns of the same great shows. :yikes:

[Syngoodgirl2]

Nope, I don't like guys with long hair.

[lonelyarmywife]

Mornings are fun.

And Team America World Police is a shitty movie. But I wouldn't know that, because i didn't watch it last night.


***America, FUCKYEAH!****

oh whoa, sorry. Got a little carried away there.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I really haven't accomplished much in the 19 days since I officially accepted my new job in New England.

[WildIrish]

I didn't get aroused when I saw Mrs. WI sleeing naked on top of the sheets this morning.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I'm hoping the boss keeps interrupting me in the middle of one task to give me three more, like she has continually for the last week.

[WildIrish]

I love when people call you up with a mouthful of food, so you can listen to them chew & swallow before finding out who it even is.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I love accounting and can't imagine doing anything else.

[sodaklostsoul]

I just love cleaning the bathrooms.......makes my day!!

[Aqua]

I really hope I will be up late again so I can spend the day tomorrow wishing I could take a nap.

[Sugarsprinkles]

I just live for watching Walker, Texas Ranger reruns every night at dinner time.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I am particularly fond of the spiders I keep finding as I clean out the garage.

[Syngoodgirl2]

Gee, I hope they keep needing us to work overtime.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I'm hoping I can have another conversation with my Mom today while at work like I did yesterday.

[WildIrish]

I didn't have hot, wet, messy, wild sex last night.

[Aqua]

I didn't have hot, wet, messy, wild sex last night.
Oh... well I did!

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Me, too. :)

[sodaklostsoul]

I just love when kiddo's little friends come over and raid the kitchen!!

[WildIrish]

I don't have to use the restroom because of all that coffee I didn't drink.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I am *thrilled* that the new glasses I picked up last night have a manufacturer's defect and that my optician is scrambing to get me new frames before I leave to go east--and they're not sure they can make the deadline.

[WildIrish]

I'm very unhappy I was called out of the office on an emergency and had to eat a Cobb salad for lunch instead of cafeteria food.

[Aqua]

I think cafeteria food is the best!

[WildIrish]

I'm not elated with the return of Lilith.

[Aqua]

Oh, I'm downright pissed she came back!

[Lilith]

I am not at all glad to be back.

[BIBI]

I am never going to post again.

[Lilith]

I didn't just get this on my freecycle list serv

"This is a second offer, since I had a no-show. I'm moving Saturday,
so only respond if you can come get him tonight or tomorrow.

This is a life-sized cardboard figure of Legolas Greenleaf from The
Fellowship of the Ring."


and I'm not considering going to get it and taking pics doing nasty things to Alasse's Leggy :p

[Aqua]

Well I would certainly not double dog dare you to do such a thing. It wouldn't encourage you anyway.

[WildIrish]

I'm not evisioning not only those pictures...but explaining it's presence to Mr. Lil! :grin:

[bare4you]

I'm not really thinking about sex right now...

[PantyFanatic]

I'm so happy to see Lil made it home EARRRRRLY today so I didn't have to conduct her duties. :x: :D :x:

[Steph]

I hate my toothbrush.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I am sooooo stoked about picking out new glasses, as it was so easy for me to do it two Saturdays ago.

[sodaklostsoul]

I didn't just get this on my freecycle list serv

"This is a second offer, since I had a no-show. I'm moving Saturday,
so only respond if you can come get him tonight or tomorrow.

This is a life-sized cardboard figure of Legolas Greenleaf from The
Fellowship of the Ring."


and I'm not considering going to get it and taking pics doing nasty things to Alasse's Leggy :p
:faint:

:nopics:

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I'm sure I'll be in bed early tonight and sleeping like a proverbial baby.

[Sugarsprinkles]

I'm not the least bit interested to know if Lilith went to pick up the Leggy cutout, And I sure as hell don't give a damn to see what things she can think up to do with it........and I definitely don't want to see pics of their "antics". ;)

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I have no sinus or allergy problems at all.

[Coaster]

I don't really care about any of this!

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I am not missing someone.

[Coaster]

I never get "distracted"

[wyndhy]

it really sucks to be back home.

i am not looking forward to sleeping in my own bed.

i'm really pissed bigbad is coming home tonight. he should stay away for another month.

[WildIrish]

It's a pity wyndhy's back.

I hope she didn't take any pictures.

[wyndhy]

don't worry, i did

[Coaster]

I'm not even the least bit tempted to look at pix of wyndhy!

[wyndhy]

i wouldn't want you to

[WildIrish]

I'm actually glad there's no new pictures! I don't have her "black bra" thread memorized yet.

[wyndhy]

i have no recollection of posting pictures of me in....or out of... a black bra.

[Coaster]

Hahaha........ and she thinks she's teasing us!

[wyndhy]

i never tease

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I'm not going to miss this place at all when I'm on my trip.

[Coaster]

^^Why tell us? We aren't going to even know that you're not here!^^^

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I'm *especially* not going to miss him ^^^.

[WildIrish]

I hope she ^^^ doesn't go through any cornfields.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Well, if I do, I'm certainly not going to think about past pictures taken or anyone here's reaction to said pictures, and I'm definitely not going to look for wi-fi access at every opportunity so that I can log on.

[Coaster]

Well I certainly don't wanna see pix of her ^^^^and how she passes the time as she drives northeast!

[WildIrish]

We weren't asking for more.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I wouldn't post any more if I *did* have them.

[WildIrish]

I'm listening to every word you say...because your boobs aren't distracting me at all.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I didn't just shake them towards the satellite, either.

[WildIrish]

I'm not going home tonight.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I personally am going home *with* someone.

[fredchabotnick]

I will certainly not be drinking tonight. And I'm really ticked off that it's Friday.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I haven't noticed that Steph keeps listing PF in her posts in the "Three Things" thread. :grin:

[Steph]

I fear PF's reaction to said thread.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Steph adores men with perms. ;)

[Lilith]

Me too

[PantyFanatic]

I watch The Three Things thread all the time because I’m in such fear of what Steph may say.

[bare4you]

I think I'll try for another speeding ticket today.

[lonelyarmywife]

my poor sick little boy did not just crawl up in my lap and go to sleep on my shoulder. and if he had, it wouldn't have been the sweetest thing ever. yes i'm so glad he's a big boy now and not a :baby: anymore

[BIBI]

I am never going to clean my house again....

[osuche]

Using fat free ricotta -- which I learned tastes WONDERFUL -- was a great idea. And I didn't have to make an emergency store run to get some of the "fully leaded" stuff. :D

And no, I didn't make said run in my pajamas. :D

[maddy]

I wish I could stay in this fun fully furnished apartment for just a few more months.

[wyndhy]

feeling his pulse beating against my tounge when i hold his cock in my mouth is the grossest part of giving head.

like, ohhhh m'god, totally...gross.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I wish Mom could come stay *every* weekend with me.

[maddy]

I don't want to do a final pre-offer walkthrough of details of a condo tomorrow.

[sodaklostsoul]

I really hate running kiddo's bath!!

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I was especially giddy when the 60-ft. spider crawled out of a box as I was putting it down.

[Steph]

I love hearing tales about my new guy from mutual friends.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I have been sooooooo tempted to move back to Kentucky every time my dad's mentioned it today.

[Lilith]

I watched two horrible movies today and did not enjoy either.

[maddy]

I don't look forward to cooking again, and being able to go to a farmer's roadside stand to get things to cook!

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I don't know why people keep PMing me...it's soooooo annoying.

[wyndhy]

i hate nap time.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I'm not even considering a nap today, especially since it's not cloudy and gloomy outside, I've not had little sleep the past two weeks, and my parents aren't still here, not stressing me out. :D

[bare4you]

I get loads of PMs to keep me occupied

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I love the anticipation of opening a box while cleaning out the garage, waiting for the next spider to crawl on me.

[Zephreck]

I hate going down on a woman never doing that again....

I hate begging a woman to be able to go down on her.

I hate the sound a woman makes when she orgasms. It never turns me on.

I hate forward women.

I hate women that know what they want, are not afraid to say it or show it, and demand to be satisfied.

I love being alone and not having anyone to share my passions with.

And I hope to hell this is still the opposite thread... :drive:

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I did not find that ^^^ post amusing--at all. :grin:

[Zephreck]

I am glad you didn't like my post...

I love spiders as much as you do...

I think your avatar picture doesnt' look sexy at all nor is it inviting.

I am going to offer to kill the spiders in your boxes.

I hate that I found this site today.

[Lilith]

I hate pumpkin seeds and gspot orgasms.

Zephreck go away!

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I'm definitely not sitting here, giggling, nor am I enjoying the hell out of his Zephreck's posts.

I'm also *very* disappointed that I'm not in Dallas, where I am sure that the humidity is not twice the 164% it is here today. :rofl:

[maddy]

i absolutely hate chocolate! And can't understand why anyone would ever crave it.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I don't have an appointment set up with someone tomorrow morning to help her out with something I am not surprised in the least that I'm still involved in, months later.

[Zephreck]

I am leaving right now.. Honestly.

I love that Lilith's location is not on MY face somewhere

I don't miss having a woman ride my face several times a day at all.

I don't want Ms. IAKareokegirl to lean a bit forward more and fall out of her dress some.

I am not horny at all. In fact I think I will never masterbate again ever or desire sex again.

[rabbit]

I just hate when women wear tight fitting dresses. What an eyesore!

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I am not a tease--I wouldn't know the first thing about it. ;)

[Lilith]

I didn't just realize where I recognized Zephreck from! :D

[Zephreck]

I didnt follow you from where you recognized me from Lilith...

And I am not glad I found your little slice of heaven here.

Oh wait that is right. I am leaving now. Honestly.

[Lilith]

I am not glad that you did, at all.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I am not getting a burst of energy/my second wind, and I don't anticipate getting through most of the rest of the garage tonight, even though I'm very much looking forward to going through the three huge boxes of toys still out there, most of which, of course, aren't tiny *pieces* of toys--and I know exactly which of those tiny pieces are worth keeping/go to something and those I can toss. :rolleyes2

[Lilith]

Zephreck was not our 20,500th member

[maddy]

I'm pleased that we have a new member from Dallas, just a few weeks after I vacated the area.

[rabbit]

God, I just LOVE Smokey Bones' donuts. Pure heaven on Earth! :slurp:

[IAKaraokeGirl]

After growing my hair out for about a year, I'm giving serious consideration to a buzz cut. :eek:

[maddy]

I didn't just cut all my hair off this weekend after spending a long time growing it out.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I'm sure maddy's new haircut isn't much cooler, now that she's moved from the south to the north and all.

[maddy]

i didn't do it on a whim because I had something to throw it up in on Friday.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Well, I certainly haven't instructed my hairdresser here not to let me cut my hair, no matter *how* much I beg her, and it doesn't bother me a bit to know I'm leaving, will have to find someone else to cut my hair...and, since I don't already have that arrangement with that new person, I won't be tempted at all to cut it all off.

[maddy]

my cat didn't just knock my water bottle off the coffee table for the second time today ... and I didn't sit here and watch him do it this time either.

[lonelyarmywife]

I hate this fucking thread.

But I love the person i'm on AIM with right now. Seriously. I could talk to her every day. Too bad she isn't an old college aquentiance that does nothing but talk about herself and her problems.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I'm not feeling flattered at all right now.

[bare4you]

I just love the way some people drive

[Coaster]

I'm never going to another wedding!

[Zephreck]

I don't hate that I didn't get to know Maddy before she left to the eastern side of the states.

I don't think she will find the cost of homes up there to be outrageous...

I don't think she will miss us good ol' southern boys.

I think I would hate having to look at ANY more pictures of Lilith or Kareokegirl.

I care that I can't ever spell some words like Kareoke right.

I don't hate topics about politics that seem to do nothing but piss people off at one another.

I don't hate trolls and jerks that just like to make fun of people.

I hate the feeling of the hot water that is going to be running over my body soon when I take a shower.

I don't wish someone was there to share it with me now either.

[BIBI]

I am never staying up too late again...

[osuche]

No, I DON"T have Thai currey breath.....It's your imagination

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I didn't just laugh out loud at Zephreck's post about not spelling karaoke correctly. :grin:

[Coaster]

I hate blondes....... even fake ones!

I'll be sure to push our new pixie neighbors away from me , Zephreck!

[wyndhy]

i couldn't be less excited about the new house. it's a total bore. in fact, i won't even go down there once to check it out and i won't be hoping like hell they get it completed on time. they should probably just take, like, 10 years to finish it cause i don't want to live there at all...especially simce it has a yard and a front porch. i hate porches

i would never welcome zephreck to pixies with a :hug:

[Coaster]

And what's with her^^^^^^ and her AV............ what does she think it makes us wanna spread those knees and lick her or something? Hell I'd never even want to kneel between them and sink myself into her........ eewwwwwwwwwwwww!

[wyndhy]

i really don't like my av at all.

[wyndhy]

narrow-mindedness is a wonderful thing

[Lilith]

I feel inspired to post some pics :p

[wyndhy]

you shouldn't...no-one wants to see any. especially aqua.

[Lilith]

Tough shit! I'm going to anyway.

[BIBI]

I am never doing laundry again....even though I love it!

[wyndhy]

Tough shit! I'm going to anyway.
damn it!!!!!

[WildIrish]

I really hope I fuck up our bathroom remodelling!

[wyndhy]

i have one word for red-to-the-center, juicy, sweet strawberries dipped in a little whipped cream.
UGH!

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I love planning my day around utility people who are supposed to be here to work on my house at a certain time, although I'm sure they won't be.

[musicman]

I love my job!

[wyndhy]

my son did not just try to bite off my daughter's toe

[lonelyarmywife]

That shit ^^^^ is totally unfunny.

Of course wyndhy probably thinks it's halarious. :wiggles:

[Lilith]

I did not have a scar for most of my life from where my baby brother tried to bite off my belly button

[WildIrish]

^^^


Thatoutfitmakesyourbuttlookbig. :p

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I have not had five orgasms today--damn, I hate it when I'm not working. :p

[wyndhy]

That shit ^^^^ is totally unfunny.

Of course wyndhy probably thinks it's halarious. :wiggles:
yup... a regular knee-slapping laugh riot. especially since he's never trid to bite anyone before...nope he never ever bites...they would love him at daycare if he ever had to go.

[wyndhy]

I did not have a scar for most of my life from where my baby brother tried to bite off my belly button
that's soo cool. i hope you never tried to get him back.

[wyndhy]

I have not had five orgasms today--damn, I hate it when I'm not working. :p
holy crap...er, i mean UNholy crap...er, whatever
it really sucks that you're not having any fun

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I'm also so glad, wyndhy, that my libido is *not* on overdrive, nor am I craving my man's touch. ;)

[Aqua]

Boy, I am having a wonderful day!

[Zephreck]

I don't care at all that IAKG didnt' share any of her 5 orgasms with me.

I don't want to make her have five more.

I don't find women with high libidos even the least bit sexy.

[Zephreck]

I don't want to blindfold myself and tie my hands behind my back and find Liliths scar near her bellybutton only through the soft exploratory touch of my lips.

I don't want to get detoured afterwards south and find myself seeking out other areas to explore just with lips.

I couldn't spend hours at this endeavor.

[Lilith]

That's not at all :hot:

[Zephreck]

I wouldn't welcome Wyndhy's :hug: with a :x:

And I wouldn't :faint: if she ever did open those legs in her avatar.

I absolutely don't wonder if Wyndhy's son didn't get his love of biting from her. I especially don't find the idea of her enjoying nibbling / biting men's chest, shoulders or necks appealing at all.

I am absolutely pissed at the idea of Lilith posting more pictures.

[wyndhy]

i would never turn my head real quick and try to slip my tongue in zeph's mouth when he gave me that friendly kiss.

i never bite either...especially shoulders or chins.

i don't have a hug for aqua 'cause he's having a great day and doesn't need one.

[Zephreck]

I didn't just realize how sad I am going to be that Maddy no longer lives in Texas.

Texas won't miss her here at all. And I am not thinking of the Bowling for Soup song "come back to Texas" for her.

Could care less that at least she will still be here at Pixie.

Am not wondering how good exactly Wyndhy is at kissing since she wouldn't be slipping me the tongue since I didn't kiss her.

Love having bad days and totally could care less that someone else is having one and wouldn't offer up someone that did a cool refreshing drink of their choice as a form of cheers and hoping their day got better.

[wyndhy]

i did not just get called on fucking up my post to the opposite thread

[WildIrish]

Maddy's move to NE dropped our collective IQ at least ten points.

I didn't just eat one of those God-awful frosted fruit pies from a vending machine.

I don't mean, two.

And I'd never whip a frosty MT Dew in Aqua's general direction.

[Coaster]

Tough shit! I'm going to anyway.

Too much fiber? :D

And i can definately wait to see them............

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I'm not pleased at all that the optometrist who didn't fuck up and give me glasses that weren't discontinued and were defective last week, which didn't take a week and a half to get to me, called me this afternoon to tell me that the replacement glasses, which weren't more expensive, weren't in and ready to be picked up, even though I didn't order them Thursday night.

[Coaster]

Ohhhhhhh^^^^^^^^^ i bet you look really cool in those glasses!

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Actually, I don't look cool in them. At all. I've received no compliments on them already, either.

[Coaster]

Liars....... all LIARS! ooooooooops, wrong thread!~

[WildIrish]

I'm not going home.


And I didn't just fart. Probably not because of the two vending machine pies I didn't eat.

[Coaster]

I got soooooooooo much done today!

[lonelyarmywife]

My workout didn't get cut short at the gym today. But if it had, it wouldn't be becuase my son got bonked over the head at daycare.

[Lilith]

I am apparently not a bitch

[wyndhy]

yes you are ^^^

[Lilith]

I don't hear a train whistle

[lonelyarmywife]

I am apparently not a bitch


Being a bitch is sometimes a really horrible thing...

[wyndhy]

i did not just go "woo-o woooooooo...chica, chica, chica, chica.....wooo-oo woooooooo"

[Lilith]

I did not giggle, I swear

[wyndhy]

that's good, 'cause NO SMILING OR GIGGLING ALLOWED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[IAKaraokeGirl]

No, I really did make it through one day being out of the office without five phone calls from work, and, no, I honestly did not just go into the office a little bit ago because they really *can* make it there without me, and, of *course* I'm having zero guilt about it.

[Zephreck]

This isn't my favorite thread on this site.

I know exactly why it is my favorite.

I am sooo looking forward to going back to work tomorrow.

I don't think the women on here are hot at all. None of them. Especially not Wyndhy, Lilith or IAKG.

I didn't find myself periodically checking the boards here today off an on since I was off today.

And I didn't have two amazing orgasms today thinking about anyone from here either.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I'm absolutely sure that none of the Pixies women are curious as to which Pixie Zephreck was thinking about when he didn't have two amazing orgasms today.

[maddy]

I'm not going to take Zeph's approach to posting a list here ;)

I didn't giggle at Zeph's mention of the Bowling for soup song, because I didn't hear it on my work and it absolutely made me overjoyed that I left that god-foresaken state.

I don't have a clue what WildIrish is on about when he says that I lowered the NE IQ percentage... People here are so darned smart, it's us crazy Texan transplants that don't know a lick.

I didn't have to scroll through pages of posts on this thread to catch up for today.

And, I absofuckinlutely love my new manager, I'd propose we clone him in a heartbeat.

[Zephreck]

Well to not answer IAkareokegirl...

I couldn't possibly limit the list down for you any at all but I can gurantee you that the influence of pictures from Wendhy, you and Lilith had nothing to do with it. And also guarantee you that none of the flirtaceous remarks that none of you have given me were appreciated or had any affect on me at all.

I also couldn't possibly have thought of at least each of the three of you not even the tiniest little bit during the hour long session I did'n't have when they didn't occur. Most assuredly not at all.

I am certain that none of you were in my thoughts at all.

I am sure you don't want to know who I was thinking of exactly though at the precise time I didn't erupt nor what exactly I wasn't thinking of with them.

And I think you would hate that too much and don't like that you are wondering about that now either.

And sense you not wondering is not sexy as hell.. I will probably tell you and confess to you all now.... :cboy:

[Zephreck]

I am certainly pissed to see that Maddy hates me and would never copy anything I ever did.

I am also pissed that she didn't take the time to not catch up on this thread at all.

I hate that she doesn't miss Texas. And hope to hell she never finds herself back out this way. As I am sure none of us would make her feel welcome now that she has left.

Also very glad that her new manager isn't an :ahole:

I would love for her to love it there so she wouldn't be tempted to come back.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I'm glad that *I* certainly wasn't any part whatsoever of what Zephreck did or did not do today, nor was I even in his thoughts at all. I'm sure that wyndhy and Lilith feel the same way--I mean, what do people think we have posted pictures here for, for peeps to perve?

[Lilith]

OMG heaven forbid!

[Aqua]

I'm certainly not confused by sarcasm in this thread.

[maddy]

i wasn't at all lost in Zeph's (I'm certain of the pronounciation of that full nick and just ache to type the whole damn extra few letters) previous post about what and who he didn't think about while orgasming (is that a word, Lixy?).

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I definitely don't think that this thread reminds me at times of the Spanish I took in college, trying to follow the double negatives and the like.

[maddy]

I don't cringe when I hear double negatives, and my mathematical brain doesn't go to the point of thinking ... negative two plus negative two equals positive four.

[Zephreck]

take me 5 times as long to write one of these posts as the others..

I don't make about 15 mistakes each time and have to go back and retype them either.

I am not sorry for any confusion my posts create.

I certainly wouldn't answer any questions about them if they were PMed to me.

I only use correct grammar and spelling and punctuation at all times. Even though I don't know better.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I certainly didn't laugh when I read maddy's post--it was not amusing in the least to me, and I don't wish that she would not post like that again.

[maddy]

my punctuation and capitalization is always up to snuff in my online chatter/posting - can't you tell? hehehehe

I've not become more obsessed with grammar as I see a decreasing rate of good grammar in the world around me, mine excluded of course.

[osuche]

I really don't smell like stale sweat, thanks to a very lackluster gym workout

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I'm not thinking of playing hard-to-get tomorrow night.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

And I'm definitely not going to be thinking of anyone as I go to bed tonight, since I'm sure he won't be thinking of me.

[wyndhy]

i did not feel kinky in the least when i put on rubber gloves to clean the shower this morning.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

It's really too early in the day to have already hung up on my mother.

[Coaster]

I have so many elves here to help me work!

[Lilith]

I did not make a huge mistake today that is gonna cause someone severe pain

[wyndhy]

that's awesome!
i want lil to know that i am not here for her if she needs a friend to listen.

[Coaster]

And I want wyndhy to stay away from me with those rubber gloved hands of hers!

[Lilith]

thanks for nothing!

[Coaster]

I'd never be tempted to squeeze it in between those ^^^^^ ties!

[wyndhy]

i am not thinking of rubber gloves...or oil...or massages....or hand jobs...

i am not twisted either

[Coaster]

i am not thinking of rubber gloves...or oil...or massages....or hand jobs...

i am not twisted either

Oh gawd........ did she say "twist" :dizzy: :faint:

I'm not leaving now and trying to get work done....... I'm NOT!

[wyndhy]

i would just like to say that i am thrilled to be in the hut....i have been anxiously awaiting my trip here and i couldn't be happier. yay for the hut!!!!!!

[lonelyarmywife]

^^^ Wahoo for the hut!

My legs feel teriffic after the yoga workout i did last night.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I have absolutely no problem at all getting by on about four hours of sleep, especially since I don't have a long day ahead of me and 4-1/2 hours to drive (round-trip) this afternoon, when I won't be at my sleepiest.

[Lilith]

I did not get my point across at all to my atty today and she is not looking into filing a motion, I am not at all relieved.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I am *so* impressed with my ex-husband that I can't see for the life of me why we ever broke up.

[wyndhy]

i have nothing nice to say to lil...such as yay! or 'grats! and no hugs or ^5's to offer.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

In no way am I craving a man's intimate touch on my body, nor would such a gesture be anything close to welcome at this very moment.

[wyndhy]

i won't bbl.

[Lilith]

I seriously hope you don't hurry back.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I'm not going to miss wyndhy one bit.

[Coaster]

wnydhy who?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

If I had nothing to do this afternoon, taking a nap wouldn't be the first thing on my list of possible tasks.

[Coaster]

Well I'm NOT calling you to keep you^^^^^^^ awake and distracted!

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I have a fun afternoon planned.

[Coaster]

I don't

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I really didn't want another email response before I had to leave for the next five hours or so.

[Coaster]

I have all my work done!!!!!!!

[lonelyarmywife]

My heart is totally not breaking for AngelicVampires

(don't see her thread in the advice section)

I don't hope her life gets any better. In fact, I hope it continues to suck!

[wyndhy]

i hate you all.

and here is something that didn't happen today....i didn't look down into my lap while sitting on a lounger at the pool to see a tampon string hanging out of my bathing suit omfg, fomcpmplmfao.
i had no trouble playing that ^^ straight at all

[WildIrish]

I didn't laugh at ^^^'s post.

I know exactly what fomc stands for.

I absolutely did NOT just pleasure myself most gloriously!

[wyndhy]

that is not hot at all :drool:

and fomc does not stand for fall off my chair

[WildIrish]

and fomc does not stand for fall off my chair


Oh yeah...I knew that. :D

[sodaklostsoul]

Ya'll don't make me laugh one bit.

[Zephreck]

I didn't miss any of you.

I hope you all had a horrible day and had zero fun at all.

I had so much fun at work I was crying that I had to go at 5.

I don't think in my job that I collect more crap than those guys that clean port-a-potties.

I didn't do over 25 inspections in 100+ degree heat, sweat my rear off, then be told with one hour to go in the work day that I had to cram my body into a small meeting room, with no air flow at all, with 20 other numbnuts, all of us smelling of sweaty rancid ass. Where they didn't tell us that every single policy and procedure that we used each and every day was changing this afternoon starting effectively tomorrow.

If I would have had to do that.. I would have loved it and found it very pleasant.

I also didn't have pervin thoughts about ANYONE on this board either throughout my day.

I shouldn't seek theraphy about that...

[lonelyarmywife]

^^^ I think therapy is a rotten idea.

Also, i was not amused by wyndhy's tampon post. At all. In fact, I found it rather gross and offensive.
























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[IAKaraokeGirl]

My soon-to-be eight-year old son today didn't ask me what "sarcasm" was, and, of course, my mind didn't immediately think of this thread when trying to come up with a definition.

[bare4you]

I didn't find that amusing at all!

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I am excitedly looking forward to tomorrow and the many things I need to do. I've got it all planned out, of course, how to get each one done.

[maddy]

I'm tickled that I have a coldsore just in time for a little trip.

[PantyFanatic]

My soon-to-be eight-year old son today didn't ask me what "sarcasm" was, ...
I wouldn't tell him to look it up in the dictionary,... right next to Steph's picture.:rolleyes2

[sodaklostsoul]

I have no comment to that ^^^^^

[osuche]

Mr. Osuche isn't so afraid of the spider that was sited (4 days ago) in his office that I am not considering re-naming the room to "the spider's lair"

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Words cannot describe how excited I am that one of the big, brawny men I had not conned into helping me load my moving truck cancelled out on me.