i am NEVER doing anal again

[Coaster]

No birthday bang... I mean bash for IWM tonite!

[imaginewithme]

I certainly don't want sex for my birthday!

[WildIrish]

I don't want sex for your birthday either.

[Lilith]

I could not be happier to be packing my bags for the move to the hut.

[WildIrish]

We have a hut?

I've never heard of this hut! Does it have a fuzzy lamp?

[wyndhy]

Wyndhy shouldn't buy these.
that is soooo not funny. :p

[Coaster]

I could not be happier to be packing my bags for the move to the hut.


I soooooooooooo want to hear more!!!!!

[imaginewithme]

I am not happy about not going to the hut for awhile

[Lion]

I am so excited to have another sinus infection.

[osuche]

I'd NEVER shirk my duties on my marketing project

[imaginewithme]

I hated giving into my margarita craving this evening.

[WildIrish]

I'm not hungry.

[Coaster]

I hated giving into my margarita craving this evening.


I'm not developing that craving NOW!!! TYVM!

[lizzardbits]

I am thrilled beyond measure to see my ex today.....and I believe that he is prolly just as elated.

I love traveling to my relatives' place for their ever so conveniently scheduled christmas celebration, and seeing my never uppety my-shit-really-does-stink cousins.

i love being away from Pixies, you never have to pull me away kicking and screaming.


i won't be happy when the 22nd rolls around so i can return home, where i am never comfy.

(honeslty folks, i usually am not this way, it just so happens that 2 unpleasant things must happen this week, and i must do them. yikes and sorry for the bitter rant. ....we now return to our regularly scheduled I am Never Doing Anal again thread......)

[imaginewithme]

Don't worry Lizz.....I never complain.



rofl

[wyndhy]

the chirstmas tree is totally safe around the tiny tyrant.
i don't think for a minute he will break a seventh ornament.
i have no fear he will actually topple the tree while attempting to climb it.

[Coaster]

I am full of energy!

[WildIrish]

I've never had our tree tip over.....seven years in a row. :eek:

[wyndhy]

you must be really good at putting up christmas trees, wi.

[WildIrish]

I pride myself on it.

[imaginewithme]

I am excited to be receiving company this week for Christmas and my life be like a whirlwind for a few days!

[alspals69]

i loved my in laws visiting today....my mother in law wasn't pissed as a fart when she arrived today and she didn't give me a 15 minute lecture on how to put a nail into a wall

[osuche]

No, I did NOT ditch my mother today to go shopping with Mr. Osuche

[lizzardbits]

i love waking up early in the morning

[Lilith]

I could not be happier about having a relapse.

[lizzardbits]

I could not be happier about having a relapse.
I am tickled pink about that^^ and you aren't getting any get well hugs fron me either!

))))Lilith((((((

[Aqua]

I think Lizz's 'anti-hug' ^^^ is the dumbest thing I have ever seen. It made me angry.

[WildIrish]

I'm terribly upset to read that I've lost my standing as the dumbest thing Aqua's ever seen. :D

[Aqua]

Well, you are incredibly brilliant after all, WI. :o

:p

[imaginewithme]

Today has been a great day.

[lizzardbits]

^^^oh yes IWM, i am happy to read that. you aren't getting one of my hugs either!


)))))IWM(((((

[imaginewithme]

I'm looking forward to having company all weekend

[osuche]

I'm really loking forward to cramming 7 people in a van to go to the Grand Canyon tomorrow....





well, OK...looking forward to Grand Canyon, just not the van ride

[lizzardbits]

(hey, you might just see Winston there!!!)

[imaginewithme]

I don't ever wanna leave my office for my new job

[osuche]

I'm not feeling very positive about the new job offer

[imaginewithme]

I hate being given compliments

[Coaster]

My body doesn't ache from my NY's resolution

[imaginewithme]

I hate anal sex!

[alspals69]

i love anal sex if its my anal thats being sexed by a great big hairy guy

[imaginewithme]

I like that image.

[alspals69]

now is that a do or don't?

[imaginewithme]

I'm not addicted to posting at pixies

[osuche]

I really enjoy getting sick

[wyndhy]

i hope you never get better^^^

[WildIrish]

I'm the one that got her sick to begin with!

[osuche]

I'd like him ^^ to come over here and give me a big kiss....'cause I'm not contagious. :D

[WildIrish]

Kissing someone's oozing pink-something doesn't sound attractive at all.

[imaginewithme]

WildIrish never says anything funny on pixies

[AZRedHot]

WildIrish never says anything funny on pixies

Nor is his treasure line as appealing as his one-liners.

[Aqua]

I hope I'm still at work when the sun comes up... that'd be really awesome!

[osuche]

I hope he is, too ((((Aqua))))

[WildIrish]

Treasure line? :confused:

I don't have any body hair at all!

[AZRedHot]

I know, I know. You're not sexy as hell, either.

[imaginewithme]

Either are you AZRedHot

[WildIrish]

I wouldn't know if Red's sexy or not because I've never seen her pictures.

[osuche]

I do not wish I could go home and play on Pixies all afternoon

[imaginewithme]

I don't care how much gas costs, I'll never buy it for my cars again.

[osuche]

I'd never get sunburn from too much drinking in the sun

[alspals69]

I don't care how much gas costs, I'll never buy it for my cars again.

trust me, you wouldn't want to be in england filling up!!!

i will never go on a "quick errand" for my wife again.

[osuche]

I'll never eat the chicken tikka masala and naan again. I'll never stuff myself silly with it, either

[imaginewithme]

Ya know what, I hate having orgasms.

[alspals69]

i absolutely HATE thinking about IWM having orgasms

in fact i am just going to remind myself of how much i hate it.

I may be gone sometime!

[osuche]

I absolutely wish I was in class right now (on a Saturday morning)...just like the past 20 weeks. :)

I HATE vacation. :p

[rabbit]

I am not playing golf ever again. Ever.

[osuche]

I absolutely hate my new bike

[Lilith]

It was absolutely terrible when the kid who can not shut his fucking pie hole got his today.

[Aqua]

Stupid fucking video ipod... it's certainly no good for perving.

[WildIrish]

I hated the 4th Grade chorus concert. My daughter screeched like rusty nails on a chalkboard.

And I didn't get a handjob last night either!

[Aqua]

It's gotta suck to be him.^^^

[WildIrish]

Feel free to be jealous...it happens all the time. ha ha

[sodaklostsoul]

I don't have the song from the Flash Gordon movie stuck in my head.

[osuche]

I seriously don't want to go home right now :D

[maddy]

I love humidity, it is the one thing I missed most about the South.

[osuche]

Work this week will be a breeze

[Lilith]

It was so lonely at school without the kids :line:

[lonelyarmywife]

It was so lonely at school without the kids :line:


Lil is my favorite person in the world right now. I'm not pissed that I have a whole week left to spend with my darling delinquents. In fact, I could work all summer...with no pay.

[Lilith]

Well LAW as you know we are highly overpaid and underworked.

[wyndhy]

it sucks seeing ^^^ spending some non-quality time on pixies.

go back to work!!

[Lilith]

Wyndhy, I think your time would be better spent reading the Bible or attending a women's quilting bee.

[wyndhy]

i agree. i think you should come with me.

[Lilith]

I would not be willing to go through that just to hang with you :D

[osuche]

I don't want to read the Bible and attend a quilting Bee with Lil and wyndhy.

Of course...I'd rather go into work tomorrow, where I do not have to help lay off 6 people.

I love my life. And it wouldn't be any better if I could spend time with them ^^^ instead.

[imaginewithme]

I HATE getting turned on

[Coaster]

I'd hate wasting time turning you on!:D

[Lilith]

I am so glad there are still 3 days until the 3 day weekend.

[osuche]

I am so sad to be home!

[Lilith]

I am not going to eat fudge covered Grahams :D:D:p

[WildIrish]

I'm not changing my name to Graham.

[Lilith]

I bet you taste terrible plain.

[wyndhy]

i'm really sad that there is a mini chocolate cream pie in our fridge.

i'm positive that mentioning cream pie will not turn anyone on.

[Aqua]

I bet you taste terrible plain.
I know from personal experience he does.

[Aqua]

I love it when I manage to post the same thing twice.

[Lilith]

*gag* I hate the idea of that

[wyndhy]

I love it when I manage to post the same thing twice.
i know exactly why that happens

[osuche]

I do not have a sweet tooth at all

[WildIrish]

i'm positive that mentioning cream pie will not turn anyone on.



I didn't shiver when wyndhy said "cream pie".

[osuche]

I was not shocked by a few of my husband's comments last night

[WildIrish]

I'm not wondering at all what Mr. Osuche said.

[Aqua]

I'm absolutely certain he wants to have a threesome and has volunteered to fly in the person of osuche's choosing to participate.

[WildIrish]

How awful!

[osuche]

No, I would not like to have a 4 some with three of my least favorite men...Aqua, WI, and Mr Osuche

[wyndhy]

i don't blame you. it sounds revolting.

[WildIrish]

I wouldn't shave the wookie when he fell asleep. :D

[wyndhy]

osuche, do not glue those shavings to wi's head when he falls asleep.

[WildIrish]

/me doesn't pee on wyndhy's bicycle and take the training wheels off of her potty

[osuche]

I would never glue Aqua and WI together while they were both sleeping...perhaps with me in the middle to make a sandwich :hot:

[WildIrish]

Can't imagine where Aqua would be glued.

[Aqua]

I certainly have no preference.

[osuche]

I don't either.... :spin:

[Lilith]

I would not at all consider shagging Mr. Osuche rotten in and effort to entertain him while all the glue was setting up.

[osuche]

I wouldn't think that ^^ was really cool. :x: And I wouldn't want pics at all! :D

[Darksoul]

Ive no idea what this thread is all about?

Can i just blurt something random?

[Aqua]

If you're not sure about a thread, check the first post. This particular thread is the opposite thread.

I mean:

Don't ever ask for help around here, we're very mean people. Everyone in this thread means exactly what they say. Like I could not imagine a more horrible day than having to endure Lilith's company... especially if we happened to end up naked. That would be awful!

[Darksoul]

I checked the firt post Aqua...was there supposed to be a pic up there?

Forgive me if i appear thick..I really am!

And hey..I hope Lilith gives you what for! :tongue: :p

And i reckon you do too huh?...lol

[wyndhy]

darksoul, you should go away 'cause you are unwelcome here.

[wyndhy]

and we do not appreciate random silliness.

[Darksoul]

Sorry once again Wyndhy

*hangs head in shame*

[osuche]

None of us have senses of humor and we all lack personality.

Oh ~~ and a big UNWELCOME to Pixies!

[maddy]

I think someone TOTALLY gets this thread.

Oh -- and I love working, I wish I could work even more hours each day, who needs sleep?

[Neige]

I just love homework. I ask my profs for extra assignments every day because I love writing them so much!

[Darksoul]

None of us have senses of humor and we all lack personality.

Oh ~~ and a big UNWELCOME to Pixies!

Thankyou Osuche....and its not a pleasure meeting you too! :tongue:

[wyndhy]

Sorry once again Wyndhy

*hangs head in shame*
i read what you said and your appology is not accepted. i thought i told you to go away.
you must now be beaten with trout :trout::trout::trout::trout::trout::trout:

[Darksoul]

Im not fond of trout...please take it away...your aggression is not welcome and i may be forced to whip you :spank: :tongue:

[WildIrish]

She doesn't deserve it.

[sodaklostsoul]

I'm not snickering!!!!

[Oldfart]

As WI said, she doesn't deserve it at all.

[osuche]

Pixies people suck :D

[WildIrish]

I know I don't.


But if I did...I'd be really bad at it.

[osuche]

I don't want proof of that ^^ (although even without proof I really don't believe him anyway)

[WildIrish]

I hope ^^^ doesn't get lucky for her birthday.

[Aqua]

And I hope he ^^^ doesn't get lucky for her birthday either.

[wyndhy]

you people think about sex entirely too much.

freaks.

[WildIrish]

I just realized...I'm not really that fond of licking pussy.

[Lilith]

Today was such a good day. I hope tomorrow will go this smooth.

[wyndhy]

i'm sure it will. your students are meek and biddable.

[Lilith]

I don't love them at all and that makes my job so much easier.

[wyndhy]

they don't need you, lil.

[Lilith]

I'm never sure of that. That's why I'm going to quit.

[WildIrish]

Schools in Connecticut aren't hiring. :D

[osuche]

I don't admire Lil for all the easy work she does

[Aqua]

I'd absolutely hate it if she took a job in the Seattle area. I'm sure these kids are better off without her anyway since she makes it so obvious she doesn't care about any of her current students.

[WildIrish]

I don't wonder what ^^^'s av would look like running backwards.

[kobthavoice]

I am Sooooo excited for my court date on the 19th!!

I love my job @ the airport and hate the fact that I can fly anywhere/anytime I want for free...

[Coaster]

I'm so full of....................


energy!

[WildIrish]

Great day today!

[osuche]

I do not have a tummy ache that will not be made worse by the beer and pizza I plan to consume later

[Aqua]

I'm so bummed... I'm don't have any potentially cool plans for the evening.

[osuche]

Victoria's Secret panties suck and don't make me feel sexy

[Neige]

I don't wish Victoria's Secret had stores in Canada... I love having to go to the states to buy their sexy panties.

[wyndhy]

i own lots of sexy panties.

[osuche]

I don't think wyndhy should buy some sexy panties and model them... :hot:

[FussyPucker]

I would never agree with osuche!
I would also never volunteer to help wyndhy in and out of those sexy panties.

[WildIrish]

Last night...I didn't push Mrs. WI back onto the bed with no warning, bury my face between her thighs & lick her to a screaming orgasm while pinching and pulling on her nipples.....then lay down next to her and tell her good night, roll over & fall asleep while she lay gasping to catch her breath.

[osuche]

I am the best worker on the face of the planet

[Aqua]

Nuh-uh, osuche... I am!

[osuche]

I don't really want to bury my face in a bag of Tostitos with Lime

[Aqua]

I hope I get to stay really late tonight. I could just stay at work all day and night and be happy as a clam.

[sodaklostsoul]

I'm so happy they shorted my paycheck!!!!!!!

[osuche]

I really enjoyed my 7:30 am to 7:45 pm workday yesterday -- and I didn't even get lunch

[WildIrish]

My sexy voice would drive you wild with desire today.

[osuche]

I am certain his voice would make me want to puke ;)

[WildIrish]

I sure hope my daughter wakes up from another nightmare cus I don't need the rest to get over this.

[osuche]

It was a really good idea to eat a reuben sandwich and fries for lunch. And no, I am not sleepy right now. :D

[Lilith]

I love spam

[WildIrish]

I've always wanted to try canned spam.

[Steph]

I hate garlic!

[Neige]

I'm so glad I will start my period Thursday since that is the night I am finally going home and that Lake and I are sleeping at his parents' place.

[Steph]

I'm so glad I will start my period Thursday since that is the night I am finally going home and that Lake and I are sleeping at his parents' place.

That's never happened to me or any of my friends in LTRs!

[WildIrish]

No sex for me this weekend.

[wyndhy]

sex is a waste of time anyway.

[osuche]

I feel really sexy today

[WildIrish]

Not interested in refuting ^^^'s comment.

[sodaklostsoul]

I love a crabby child.

[WildIrish]

I'm sure the roof is fine and that I won't get dripped on while sitting at my desk today.

[osuche]

I'm sure that I'll be perfectly comfortable in my sweater when it reaches 79 today

:banghead:

[WildIrish]

Wow...it's 79° here too!

[Lilith]

I don't mean what I say

[grl2naughty]

I did not just enjoy some hot sex with my husband. :)

[PantyFanatic]

I'm sure glade you didn't take pics of that and make me look at them. :cool:

[grl2naughty]

I'm sure glad that^^ didn't make me smile. :)

[Neige]

I'm not glad there is someone across the road who has wifi and lets me steal it :D

[citrus]

Again???


NO NO NO NO.


I Will NOT swallow it again.








That's my final answer :argue:

[naturalplastics]

I'm having the most interesting and productive evening EVER!!!

[jseal]

I plan to forget our anniversary this year.

[Lilith]

I was not described this morning as someone's trashy girlfriend. I am also not celebrating that illustrious title by going to the St. Pat Bash- roller derby :D

[scotzoidman]

It doesn't bother me at all that I never get blow jobs anymore.

[Lilith]

You guys would have hated the fishnet stockings and plaid catholic school girl skirts the derby girls wore tonight. Especially hated Pixie Pounder

[PantyFanatic]

I know you didn't just go because somebody told you the ladies use the "whip". :rolleyes:

[osuche]

I really hated that I had the evening alone tonight...I had nothing (and no one) to do. ;)

[Lilith]

I would never let a man pinch my nips all afternoon.

[Aqua]

I'm really glad I can't get text messages from Lilith. I'd never want anything she could send me.

[IowaMan]

I'm so happy that I've got a kitty who has the runs and I have decided that I'm never going to put out another litter box again just so he can feel free to go anywhere he chooses.

[Neige]

I don't miss him^^^ at all.

[osuche]

I don't mix Pixies at all, and thus I really don't need to get a personal laptop so I can surf more.

[Aqua]

I love getting engine coolant in my eye.

[dicksbro]

I hate the thought of being with friends and family today.

[Lord Snow]

I hate the sound of mortars going off a few feet away.

[gekkogecko]

I'm so looking forward to skipping the day I had planned, so I can stay in an work instead.

[Pussy Willow]

I NEVER want to touch myself when I'm lookin at everyone's pics here at Pixies......

NEVER, NOPE, NOT ME !!!!!!!

[pinkFlames]

I don't believe decent people would ever post pictures of themselves on a site like this.

[Aqua]

Staying up late every night is awesome! It makes work the next day so much easier.

[Maleslut1186]

but I am sorry I must refuse your offer of my own private island, 30 bikini clad nymphomanics and a small team of experts to think up new ways for them to pleasure me....absolutely not !

[Coaster]

I'm not sore at all!

[citrus]

I am NOT now, have NEVER been, nor will I EVER be a hedonistic, sex craved, sperm swallowing man of sensual overdrive ready to make love with this woman or man or that guy or girl, or these people.

There now,


That's settled.


:grope:

[Lilith]

I'm never eating sweet and salty, moist, yummy, raw tuna again.

[dicksbro]

By popular demand, I am not going to run for public office office this year.