Why Aren't You Naked?

[Lilith]

this very moment?

[WildIrish]

look closer

[campingboy]

But I am naked ...... under my cloths.

[mayhem1978]

i am im getting ready for bed

[osuche]

Kinda kinky...doing conference calls in the nude. :D

Do you thinkmy customers would approve? :spin:

[Aqua]

Cause I am at work.

But if I went to the stall.... ;)

Oh wait.. I was already there this morning. :devilish:

[Galatea]

Because my 3 year old is watching......*hears the crickets*

[IAKaraokeGirl]

They'd want me to at least wear legal briefs here in the office. :D

[Sharni]

Ummmmm i am *LOL*

[dicksbro]

They'd want me to at least wear legal briefs here in the office. :D

Now there's a law office worth visiting. :D

I'm getting ready to go to the store ... plus ... it's a bit chilly right now. :(

[gekkogecko]

Because I just got home from work and I haven't had time to do much more than check the web and feed my iguana.

[Cheyanne]

'cause it is -16 degrees here at the moment.. brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[BIBI]

Because it's too damn cold!!!!

[csjames75]

Because after mid-afternoon shower, I need a towel to dry off.

[musicman]

Kinda kinky...doing conference calls in the nude. :D

Do you thinkmy customers would approve? :spin:


don't know about them but it would work for me....I volunteer to be your guinea pig

[Vullkan]

Bring on a sweet Pixie lady and that clothing problem quickly resolves itself

[glittergirl]

That's a good question.. better do something about that..

[TinTennessee]

1. Kids in the house.
2. Colder than a well digger's ass outside.
3. No one to get naked for.

lol

[osuche]

don't know about them but it would work for me....I volunteer to be your guinea pig


You get here, I'll get naked. :D

And I won't even make you act like a guinea pig

[BIGbad]

Because your not here yet Lil :devilish:

[LixyChick]

Honey Child...it's colder than a brass commode on the shady side of an iceberg tonight!

*lifts jammie top to show you my cold nips*

See? I'm freezin'!

[Lilith]

Honey Child...it's colder than a brass commode on the shady side of an iceberg tonight!

*lifts jammie top to show you my cold nips*

See? I'm freezin'!
Lixy's smuggling grapes :p

[Mae]

Since I jumped out of my clothes in the General Thread "LOOK AT THIS" per Lilith...She suggested I post here.

-Too cold to stay naked.

-Chihuahua under the robe just isn't the same.

-Hubbie is glued to Battlestar Galactica. (Tried to divert his attention by dancing by ala naturale. Worked wonders, tripped over the malamute to avoid the Lab and hit the carpet. Hub saw nothing but asked what the "thud" was. Thank God I have humor to sustain me.)

-Now, I need to go pick up my clothes from the other room. :D

[Booger]

who siad I'm not

[Mercury_Maniac]

cause i'm not home alone......and it is chilly tonite

[Vicious Tease]

Good question ... I'll take care of it right away!

:salutes Lil:

:boobs:

[Studmuffin69]

Oh but I am naked

[scotzoidman]

Between the temps in the 20's & the omnipresent family members in the house, it just doesn't seem the smart thing to be...

[Scarecrow]

I'd freeze my arse off.

[kinx]

I'm naked and oiled up with tanning oil.

[sodaklostsoul]

who siad I'm not
Cause he ^^^^^ isn't here too keep my ass warm!!!

[joys]

because so cold here and not really in the mood for being naked as always I am.

But to let you know how I look like when naked, here's a pic:

[denny]

I am so conservative that I made Flutelady cover up my cock with her hands and her mouth, but does that count?

[cowgirltease]

No!!!!! :D gawd I love to be a mouse in his house right now! ;)

[cowgirltease]

because so cold here and not really in the mood for being naked as always I am.

But to let you know how I look like when naked, here's a pic:

PUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!! :slurp:

[cowgirltease]

I am. I like hard cold nipples! LOL

[denny]

No!!!!! :D gawd I love to be a mouse in his house right now! ;)
I am quite naked now, and I think flutelady is suffering from orgasm overdose ( is there such a thing?) But it is time for bed. Night all!

[osuche]

(((denny))) and (((Flutelady)))

[imaginewithme]

Not naked here...... but are you Lilith?

[osuche]

Hot n sweaty and just back from the gym.....my feet hurt and I am headed to go buy new running shoes before I forget and do this to myself again. :spin:

Then I'll get nekkeid. :d

[Lilith]

actually I am working on my resume and not at all naked....too many little eyeballs around.

[cherrypie7788]

Because it's freakin cold!!

[Booger]

give me a minute
















ok is that better

[sodaklostsoul]

give me a minute
















ok is that better
Yes........but would be better if you were naked with me!! :D

[cherrypie7788]

I want to be naked in the warm tropical sun right now, drink in one hand and the other hand.....busy :D

[Scarecrow]

Who said I'm not?

[1nutworld]

um......I AM.


Thats's not a problem is it?

[osuche]

Nope :D

[1nutworld]

thanks for reassuring me.

I was afraid that I might be breaking some protocol or something.

[osuche]

I'd like to be, but I am on a conference call. :(

[AngelicVampires]

I'd like to be as well but I don't know when roomie is coming home, who can see in my windows, and I have to leave for class in about an hour anyway.
:jump:

[Aqua]

Cause I am at work. :sigh:

[Booger]

well last time I got naked you never showed up Lilith

[dicksbro]

Actually, I am right now. :)

[Lilith]

well last time I got naked you never showed up Lilith
Are you sure? I'm much more likely to be a window peeper;)

[Aqua]

I am naked. ;)

[BIBI]

I am naked....


under my clothes :)

[sodaklostsoul]

Just got naked......gonna shower

[dicksbro]

;)

[osuche]

I *was* naked, until about 5 minutes ago

[Aqua]

I regret to report I am no longer naked AND I am at work. :( (Double Whammy)

[1nutworld]

I'm not naked right now because I've got laundry in the washing machine, and I don't think my neighbors would appreciate my running up and down the stairs, and changing the laundry ....................in the buff.

[Lilith]

cause this bra makes my boobs look good :D :boobs:

[Aqua]

cause this bra makes my boobs look good :D :boobs:
Prove it! ;) :D

[BIGbad]

Cuz I would most certainly get fired!

[WildIrish]

We haven't moved into the clothing optional facility yet.

[mayhem1978]

cause i just got in from work

[dicksbro]

Well, I am down to my shorts.

[osuche]

Because I have a house showing in 10 min.....and I'd hate to show them more than they bargained for! ;)

[imaginewithme]

not naked here cuz we've made a mess collecting tax information.

[Playful1]

who says i'm not ;)

[Sharni]

Cause i gotta go back to friggin work *pouts*

[hotfire]

Kids.... :mad: Otherwise.... :)

[luvnit7869]

I'm not naked because my wife just had a knee replacement. But, when it's better, I expect to be naked alot, making up for all the lost time!

:x:

[dicksbro]

Got down to my shorts for a nap which I just woke up from ... so that's how I am. :)

[sodaklostsoul]

Nap...shorts........semi-naked..... :D too bad I'm going to go do laundry

[imaginewithme]

Jammie time here

[Mercury_Maniac]

nope not naked.....guess my Av will have to suffice :D

[dicksbro]

Shorts again! :)

[fredchabotnick]

No good reason really...but sadly I'd be naked by myself, so it's not much fun.

[DangerousPet]

ah i'm home for spring break and i'd rather not sit in the computer room w/o clothes and the parents in the next room.

i miss naked time w/ playful1 though... come back!! LoL

[1nutworld]

I am ...at the moment, and am planning on being so untill the absolute last minute today.

[dicksbro]

I was until just a couple of minutes ago. (I was napping in the nude holdin' my honey :))

[wyndhy]

'cause i signed the papers on my hut yesterday :D

[WildIrish]

cuz it's too damn cold and I don't want y'all staring at my shrinkage!

[Rifter]

but i am!

[Loulabelle]

Me too Rifter, me too!

[dicksbro]

Almost am. Slipped a shirt on cuz' it was chilly.

[Sugarsprinkles]

Because I'm not alone, and those with me wouldn't care to see me naked, and besides it's too damned cold!

[Boru]

too many kids, too little interest from the missus :(


BORU

[imaginewithme]

Well, I am close if that counts.......white tank and white panties

[dicksbro]

Ah, but I am. :)

[BigBear57]

As usual, I'm alone and I've seen it.

[TinTennessee]

As usual, I'm alone and I've seen it.


Hey c'mere, I haven't seen it! lol

[dicksbro]

Got dressed just I gotta go out for a bit. :(

[osuche]

It's cold and I have workmen coming over soon. :(

[sodaklostsoul]

No fun being naked when the Lama isn't here!!!

[cowgirltease]

Well I am!
Naked and eating popcorn. :D

[Stolen Kisses]

As usual, I'm alone and I've seen it.

LOL Bear you are too funny-

I second Tinten!!!! :devilish:

[cowgirltease]

Well at least I'm not naked and eating Cheetos. :rolleyes2

[dicksbro]

I fell asleep with my clothes on and just got back up. :(

[imaginewithme]

not sure why I'm not, but only have panties and a slip dress on

[osuche]

I was about 20 min ago.... ;) Now I am clean and dressed :D

[Kaelynn]

Because for once I am enjoying the feeling of my clothes... I haven't been in any for two days... lol

Don't worry I will be out of them again soon....

[Aqua]

Give me 1 minute and I will be... :D

[Lilith]

Give me 1 minute and I will be... :D

Times UP! Is anything else? ;)

[Stolen Kisses]

Full house

[imaginewithme]

'bout to be......time for bed

[Mercury_Maniac]

cause i'm by myself as usual

[imaginewithme]

cuz I'm still dressed from being out today

[Sugarsprinkles]

'cos it's too cold, and no one would give a damn anyway.

[imaginewithme]

let's all get naked and dance around!

[kathy1]

let's all get naked and dance around!

:wiggles: :shake: :blink: :shake: :wiggles:

[osuche]

Because my mom is over. :(

[Sugarsprinkles]

because cooking naked can be quite risky...........don't want no burnt bits :D

[DangerousPet]

haha i am! :) well in a towel... gettin ready for a shower

[campingboy]

Lets see, the heater is going beside me, and if I'm not taking a break I have been trying to clean up my work shop - at least I think it is a work shop - if my memory serves me right, I had a work shop in the general area that I'm trying to clean-up.

[imaginewithme]

I'm close to it.......just a tube top dress on.....

[h2so4]

because i'm so shy, i even turn the light out when i take a shower :eek:

[cherrypie7788]

I'm not naked because h2so4 isn't here to keep me company :(

[musicman]

what makes you think I'm not?

[dicksbro]

I'm working on it. :)

[BigBear57]

Because it's depressing to rev the engine in an empty parking lot.

[TinTennessee]

Because it's depressing to rev the engine in an empty parking lot.


ROFL...you crack me up with those sayings!

[imaginewithme]

Will be shortly, time to go get comfy

[dicksbro]

But I am. :)

[quirkycpl69s]

Im not a real big fan of my father in law seeing me naked

[imaginewithme]

I am!!!!!!!!!


but not for long, I'm runnin late for my day

[cherrypie7788]

Well, right now because I'm cold!!! I stepped outside in my comfy stretchy pants and sports bra to put a plant outside (neighbors are all at work, so if I wanted to go out naked I don't think it'd matter :p), but a woosh of cold air hit me...Instantly hard nipples. I took the plant back in and put a sweater on lol

[Stolen Kisses]

Already showered ,dressed and ready to go.....ummmm but no car today- so nowhere to go. :(

[BigBear57]

Well it's kinda like puttin' a saddle on a sawhorse, sure you can ride but where the hell Ya gonna go????????????

[imaginewithme]

not yet, just got dinner done and will be in a few......well in my jammies

[darogle]

Who says I'm not? :p

[osuche]

I am ;)

[mayhem1978]

i usually am but ive got a friend here that stayed last night so have to have my jeans on

[Lilith]

just stepping out of the shower~ someone want to dry my back?

[Aqua]

just stepping out of the shower~ someone want to dry my back?
As long as I can dry your whole back(side). ;)

I'm in my robe and will be naked in a moment. :D

[osuche]

I am :D

[imaginewithme]

I am too!

[dicksbro]

I'm not. I was, but I thought I was going out, so I got dressed. :(

[imaginewithme]

I decided to put on clothes when I had to straighten the house, so I have on a pink tube top dress

[dicksbro]

I am ... nothing on right now.

[imaginewithme]

I am.........ok, heading to shower.......:wave:

[Winston77]

I have a doctors appointment

[imaginewithme]

just got home :thumb:

[dicksbro]

Half of me is. :)

[cherrypie7788]

I AM naked...except for my "granny panties".

I'm so comfy.

[imaginewithme]

I am

:wiggles: :wiggles:

[gekkogecko]

Who says I'm not?

[cowgirltease]

I am! I don't sleep with clothes on. :p

[PashkinThePanther]

But I am..., under my clothes!

[osuche]

Getting ready to go to the gym....which isn't the place to be nekkid

[dicksbro]

I am. I slept nude, just got up, and haven't started to get ready for work yet. :)

[imaginewithme]

Don't know why I'm not......but just have red panties and white tank on ;)

[TinTennessee]

Well, I have on a big T-shirt and nothing else....that's as close to naked as I can get with a kid in the house lol

[Winston77]

I have something big but it's not the shirt i'm wearing

[Mercury_Maniac]

i don't know why.... i have no explanation

[dicksbro]

Once again ... I am. :)

[osuche]

Headed in for my last day at work...... Of course, it might be fun to go out with a bang. ;)

[musicman]

I will be in a few minutes

[imaginewithme]

ssshhh don't tell anyone, but I am

[CunningLinguist]

I am sitting in Succubus Kitty's living room.

[lizzardbits]

babysitting.........ewwwww

[imaginewithme]

No reason, just not

[imaginewithme]

I am now tho :wobble:

[dicksbro]

I almost am. :) Still had shorts on, sorry. :(

[imaginewithme]

not naked, but have a tank and panties on

[BIGbad]

Cuz wyndhy hasn't ordered me to be...yet :p

[wyndhy]

get nekkid then damn it!!!!!

good night, folks :D ;)

[Lilith]

cause I'm not at wyndhy and BigBad's house :D

[dicksbro]

I am! I am!

[CuteCoupleOz]

YES!

[wyndhy]

cause I'm not at wyndhy and BigBad's house :D

:D philly is a nice spot for a family vacation, we have tons of historynekkid time, close amusement parksnekkid time, nature galorenekkid time :p

[dicksbro]

I had to step outdoors and I'm afraid our neighbors would be shocked. :(

[osuche]

'Cause I am headed to the gym soon and I need some support. ;)

[dicksbro]

Okay, now I am. :)

[optimystique]

I am............and quite busy with myself ;) lol.................love this site!!!!

[optimystique]

Well, I have on a big T-shirt and nothing else....that's as close to naked as I can get with a kid in the house lol


Now THAT'S sexy!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[imaginewithme]

I am.. I am....

[Lilith]

cause they frown upon taking state teaching certifications that way.......prudes :D

[dicksbro]

Darn, I'm only half way there. Just got home from the store and got logged on too fast, I guess. :)

[osuche]

'Cause I am dusting and packing and...well.....I don't want *some* things getting too dusty. :D

[Pita]

Give me a minute and I will go get out of my clothes.

Here's to naked!! :line:

[dicksbro]

:cheers: :boink:

[h2so4]

because i'm so hairy i am dressed even if i'm naked :dizzy:

[osuche]

"cause I don't want paper cuts on my hoo-hoo (still packing :D )

[WildIrish]

So sorry to disappoint...but I am! ;)

[BigBear57]

Cuz Ya don't have to take the cover completely off the organ to clean a single key.

[dicksbro]

In the official uniform of the thread ... nude.

[imaginewithme]

So sorry to disappoint...but I am! ;)


me too, but not for too much longer

[grkbabigurl]

im not naked now bc im in class.. but i wish i wasnt in class.. and i wish i was naked

[Mercury_Maniac]

just got dressed actually.....and i'm off to school

[imaginewithme]

Cuz I've been moving furniture...ok, so I'm only watching him move furniture....anyway there is dust...and sure don't need any dust anywhere down town.

[Lilith]

I am.

[Aqua]

I will be very soon... for about 2 minutes.

Then I will be dressed for work. :(

*sigh*

I wanna stay and play. :)

[imaginewithme]

Cuz I'm at work and would scare all the clients away :yikes:

[grkbabigurl]

*looks down*

oops wrong thread... i am naked ;)

[dicksbro]

We just got home. Haven't had time yet. :)

[imaginewithme]

close, but not completely

[dicksbro]

Arrg ... I just got dressed so I can go out. I'll be back later and then ... voila ... the clothes can come off. :)

[imaginewithme]

I have to go work for a couple hours......... :(

[grkbabigurl]

im in class :(

[osuche]

Who knows? Not in the modd I guess. :yikes:

[imaginewithme]

Because my sister is here painting........

[osuche]

I am...but not for long.

[imaginewithme]

I'm just too cold today to be runnin' around the house butt nekkid

[osuche]

I will be....soon ;)

[musicman]

I will be....soon ;)
want some company?

[osuche]

Hmmm......sure. :D I can arrange to be naked and waiting. ;)

[musicman]

Hmmm......sure. :D I can arrange to be naked and waiting. ;)

excellent.... ;) :x:

[Plumbcrazy]

since I am sitting in front of our picture window that faces the street I wouldn't want to scare the neighbors lol.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I am. :D

[CuteCoupleOz]

I wanta be....does that count?

[Coaster]

well right now.......................... i am!

[dicksbro]

I just got home from work and I gotta run back out in a minute.

[osuche]

'Cause I just got dressed for my first day of work. :D

[optimystique]

Can't find someone to be naked on here with :(

[FussyPucker]

Too many mirrors in this room for me to be naked!

[cowgirltease]

I could be if you sweet talked me. ;)

[optimystique]

I could be if you sweet talked me. ;)

I guess I need to work on that.......................

[osuche]

'Cause it's COLD here in Berkeley

[imaginewithme]

I've got my panties and shirt on...........is that close enough?

[cowgirltease]

Cuz I've been taking my clothes on and off on and off ALL DAY LONG is why. :p

[dicksbro]

But, I am now! :rolleyes2

[imaginewithme]

I've got my panties and shirt on...........is that close enough?

haha same again now.

[blkcat]

because i'll be tempted to play with myself :grin:

[Lilith]

cause i just got home from a party and I'm too tipsy to manage my bra hooks :p

[dicksbro]

I just got up ... and am! :)

[lizzardbits]

I AM naked!

[dicksbro]

Whoo Hoo ... We've ^^^^ Got Something In Common! :D :D

[WildIrish]

Um...cus it's "take your daughter to work day"! :yikes:

[cowgirltease]

^^^^^ LOL!
I am now. Just shucked those wranglers off and fixin to settle in for the evening. ;)

[imaginewithme]

too tired to be naked.....is that possible????

[lizzardbits]

Naked again..... :rofl:

[Glyndwr]

Because I've got to go walk the dog.............................. but I will be later :)

[Glyndwr]

It's now later :D

[imaginewithme]

Just panties........so I kinda am ;)

[lizzardbits]

ummm.........still nekkid

[dicksbro]

Me, too.

[lizzardbits]

au natural

[Mercury_Maniac]

just got dressed....gotta go to school :(

[lizzardbits]

damn, MM, you just had to go covering your yummy parts......

guess i'll have to go look at coming home from work and wach you take it off

[Mercury_Maniac]

sounds like a good idea Liz.....maybe i'll take a peek at your threads too :D

[lizzardbits]

you are yummy MM

[imaginewithme]

yeah he is

I'm naked.......I better go dresss.....something about paying bills naked seems wierd

[WildIrish]

yeah he is

I'm naked.......I better go dresss.....something about paying bills naked seems wierd


I always get dressed before I pay the bill. :D

btw...boring white briefs

[imaginewithme]

because sister is here........she'd freak

[osuche]

It's cold in here!

[imaginewithme]

is there such thing as being too lazy to take off my clothes and be naked?

[Mercury_Maniac]

yup..... i'm still in work clothes...and i was done over an hour ago