Why Aren't You Naked?

[blkcat]

Have company

[Ernest]

Because my roomate is home. :(

[Sharni]

Cause my kids are home

[musicman]

I am naked - underneath my clothes ;)

[osuche]

I am. ;) Just got out of the shower.

[cowgirltease]

I am under this burgundy velvet robe. ;)

[Mercury_Maniac]

gotta work again..:(

maybe be naked later

[Coaster]

just in a pair of sweat bottoms.............

[cowgirltease]

MMMMMMMMMM *checks to see if the knot is untied..........*

[Coaster]

MMMMMMMMMM *checks to see if the knot is untied..........*


Mmmmmmmmmmm......... baby........... and you did that^^^^ with just you tongue!!!!!!!!!!!! :slurp:

[lizzardbits]

just got out of the bath, only wearing a towel

[cowgirltease]

Can I lick off the drops of water you missed? :slurp:

[imaginewithme]

not sure why I'm not.......it's hot enough, got a tank and panties on tho

[flutelady]

Cuz I'm by myself and freezing

[campingboy]

It is still to cold here to walk around inside naked. Perkie maybe, but for us shrinkage does happen!

[dicksbro]

I am. :)

[Loulabelle]

Me too! :D

[scottb7]

I have to leave in 5 minutes otherwise I would be. ;)

[osuche]

I just got out of the shower...and there are about 10 people in my "home" right now. :(

[rabbit]

Because my kids are still awake!

:hair:

[RandyGal]

Naked and snow do not mix well. :eek:

[sylverpenny]

Don't want to scare the dogs. :eek:

Penny

[WildIrish]

Naked and snow do not mix well. :eek:



mmmmm.....naked snow angels! ;)

[Coaster]

Working :(

[RandyGal]

mmmmm.....naked snow angels! ;)


Do I make 'em face up or face down? :grin:

Not naked right now because I was sitting on the radiator to keep warm but needed to wear clothing so I wouldn't burn my butt! :eek:

Clothing = Body Sized Oven Mitts :D

[bigmike01]

campus frowns on that kinda thing

[WildIrish]

I'm thinking of it, believe me! :hot:

[Cindy Kim]

because I wanted to post that I was wearing my pink thong, silly.

[Mercury_Maniac]

just got home...will be for a few seconds cause i have to change into work clothes.

[RandyGal]

Chair is too scratchy to sit on without the protection of pants. :p

[Glyndwr]

No one to get naked for :(

[optimystique]

Because the kids are still awake and once they get to bed, I'm shucking the clothes and turning on the webcam with hopes of a female audience. Like that will ever happen lol

[WildIrish]

Chair is too scratchy to sit on without the protection of pants. :p



Sorry...forgot to shave. :d: :D

[RandyGal]

Sorry...forgot to shave. :d: :D


Damn wookie! :grin:

Can't get naked right now cuz I'm bakin' muffins and I don't wanna burn my nipples. :p

[sodaklostsoul]

But I am......heading to the shower

[sodaklostsoul]

Gots to go do laundry before work.

[Lilith]

Cause it's not hygenic to make cookies naked.........right?

[Aqua]

Cause I'm at work...

Did you say cookies Lil?! :slurp:

[WildIrish]

Cause it's not hygenic to make cookies naked.........right?

Are you sure? :confused:





It's not like you have to worry about little hairs. :D

[Lilith]

Are you sure? :confused:





It's not like you have to worry about little hairs. :D
You know too much :p

[Cindy Kim]

because I'm not cooking :D

[WildIrish]

Little hares.


Bunny slippers, that is. :D




OMG...a Freudian slipper? :confused:

[wyndhy]

Lmao^^^

[Cindy Kim]

ditto

:grin:

[RandyGal]

Cause it's not hygenic to make cookies naked.........right?

Dats what I been sayin'!!


Currently, I can't participate in this thread cuz I am nekkid.

[Cindy Kim]

:drool:

[osuche]

Heading to the shower...so count me in!

[Cindy Kim]

Can we all join you and make the whole question moot? :drool:

[Kaelynn]

Im In!

[Cindy Kim]

Good, we can all watch your masturbation technique to see just how you get yourself off so damn fast!!

[Kaelynn]

How do I get myself off so fast.... I am not sure it is getting off fast as it is I just always feel the need to get off, and when you have a roomate you learn to time showers and how long it takes her to go downstairs to find something to eat and come back. I have to be quick it comes with the territory...

Another thing I have... amazing inspiration... three boys that call me on a regular basis whenever they have a need... and when you have 3 horney guys... trust me it's no problem... ;)

I hope you guys realized there were three of you... LOL

[Cindy Kim]

Lucky lucky girl! My roommate's gotten used to catching me in the act.

[blkcat]

My wife's at home

[WildIrish]

My wife's at home



Good thinking! You're avoiding the last minute dash for clothing that I experienced on Saturday!

:love: ... :confused: Was that a :drive: ? :yikes:

[IAKaraokeGirl]

OMG, LMAO @ ^^^. :D

I suppose I *could* be naked...but that might distract me from posting here, checking my ebay items, and updating my resume. :confused:

[sodaklostsoul]

Cause kiddo just went to sleep and we still catching up at Pixies

[Fangtasia]

'Cause my son is sitting on my bed patting the cat

[hungmann]

ummm...'cause if I was naked, I wouldn't be able to type AND move the mouse!

[bare4you]

Do you really want to see us all naked right now?

[dicksbro]

Cuz' we're going to be leaving to visit a friend in the hospital as soon as my wife gets home.

[wyndhy]

'course she does! :D:D


i am not naked cause the delivery dude is coming and i am not about to star in a cheesy porno.

baownt chicka baownt baownt....ma'am...did you order a general tso?

[Fangtasia]

Hmmmm dunno really.....tis forking hot and sticky...so naked would be good *L*

[Winston77]

just give ne a second

[BIGbad]

why isn't everyone?

[Syngoodgirl2]

Cause it is cold here.

[Kaelynn]

Cause I'm at work!!! :-O

[bare4you]

I'm waiting for someone to join me!

[BIGbad]

I actually am again and heading for the shower ;)

[sodaklostsoul]

Just cause.

[Fangtasia]

'Cause i'm off to do some shopping shortly

[Syngoodgirl2]

Tooooooooo tired to take clothes off

[osuche]

I will be in about 5 minutes....wanna watch? ;)

[IenkiMoonshine]

because it's too cooooooold! any volunteers to come warm me up?

[sweet_thing]

KIDS present

[Zelezniy]

does towel counts?

[Aqua]

I am naked... well, at least when I get in bed at night I am.

[WildIrish]

It would set a dangerous precedence for the monthly board meetings! :yikes:

[amfr]

The neighbours have started to complain :D

[Lilith]

cause some one is a buzzkill

[wyndhy]

not i!!! ^^

[Lilith]

*flashes wyndhy*

nope not you!

[Glyndwr]

I will be in about 5 minutes....wanna watch? ;)

OOOOOOHHHHHH YEAH!!!!!!!!

:jump:

[wyndhy]

woot!

*sings and does a little dance*
i saw lilith's boobies....i saw lilith's boobies...neener neener neener

[Glyndwr]

woot!

*sings and does a little dance*
i saw lilith's boobies....i saw lilith's boobies...neener neener neener

~frantically looking around~

NOOooooooooooo I missed them

[Lilith]

~frantically looking around~

NOOooooooooooo I missed them


If you've seen them once, you've seen them a thousand times.

[Glyndwr]

But I never tire of boobies

[bare4you]

Because I have no one here with me to have fun with

[TinTennessee]

Because I have no one here with me to have fun with

DITTO!!!!

[osuche]

Because I should probably head to the gym.

[wyndhy]

naked co-ed gym.
hmmmmmmmmm.....
lol

[osuche]

Works for me. ;)

'Cept is bed-bouncing cum yoga a sport?

:hot:

[wyndhy]

is now!!!!!!

[Steph]

I'm halfway there :boobs:

[BIGbad]

1/4 of the way there!

[wyndhy]

*thppppppppbbfffffffttttt*

;)

[Steph]

1/4 of the way there!

Ooh, a guessing game! Are you merely sockless?

[BIGbad]

shorts and a T-Shirt LOL

[BIGbad]

ok underwear and a T-shirt now!

[BIGbad]

Ok T-shirt and socks only now!

[Steph]

More updates, please! :hot:

[wyndhy]

i'll fill in...11:01, totally naked. 11:05, standing in front of me on the humpus room bed stroking his cock. 11:15, lubed up slick and fucking my ass.

i lost track after that ;)

[Steph]

If you're going to lose track like that, may I suggest a video diary in the future?

[wyndhy]

tripod is buried in storage, we need someone to hold the cam.;)

[WildIrish]

If you're going to lose track like that, may I suggest a video diary in the future?

Too risky to have just one. I think they should create backups and store them in various locations. Connecticut and Canada at least. :D

[Steph]

In the same vein, it's probably too risky to have just one camera person. The people who are storing the film should probably film the hot sex, too.

[WildIrish]

In the same vein, it's probably too risky to have just one camera person. The people who are storing the film should probably film the hot sex, too.


This could become a logistic nightmare, from a planning perspective. Should we be considering a live internet feed?

[Aqua]

i'll fill in...11:01, totally naked. 11:05, standing in front of me on the humpus room bed stroking his cock. 11:15, lubed up slick and fucking my ass.
i lost track after that ;)
:o

:lurv:

:faint:

[wyndhy]

screw the hardcopies, let's just ditch the cams and all get naked. i don't need the film...i'm sure i'd remember it.

[Mercury_Maniac]

what about webcams?

i'd say about 50 percent of the time that i'm naked is on Webcam :D

[AZRedHot]

Actually, I am! :D

[dicksbro]

Me, too.

[osuche]

It's cold here!

[AZRedHot]

70 degrees here. I've even got the fan on.

[Coaster]

I'll be on the road soon........... be on the lookout maddy & Iakg for a semi passing thru............ semi naked that is!:D

[Mercury_Maniac]

there no point in being naked right now

[wyndhy]

i'm only naked in pictures :p

[Kaelynn]

Roomate....

[BIGbad]

I haven't been ordered to yet..but I suspect that won't stop me for long!

[Lilith]

BIGBad~ get naked

[BIGbad]

k ;) but not the person I was expecting, or maybe I was, dunno don't care just happy to be getting naked!

[wyndhy]

lil...he is NOT being a good listener...he still has his socks on :rofl:

[Fangtasia]

Cause i don't feel so good

[iamsensitive]

Who says Im not..am totally naked right now! :lickme:

[Mercury_Maniac]

Wish i could join you!

[Pita]

Cause I got 6 little kids in here and they might try to pull on something! :eek:

[WildIrish]

Cus it's Casual Friday, not Rip Your Clothes Off And Stroke Yourself Friday :hot:

[rabbit]

Well, I am naked right now. After finishing paying bills, I ain't got nothin' left!

:grin:

[Lilith]

*gets out a wooden barrel to cover Rabbits naughty tingling bits

[imaginewithme]

cuz it just wouldn't be a pretty site

[rabbit]

*gets out a wooden barrel to cover Rabbits naughty tingling bits

:rofl:

Thanky nice lady.

[osuche]

'Cause I have a temp of 101 and I am FREEZING

[sugr]

I am half naked...top part

[imaginewithme]

cuz I just wanna be comfy

[Coaster]

I'm about to be.......... gonna shower....... wanna cum?

[BIGbad]

hmmmm....I really don't know? So I guess I have no reason.

[scotzoidman]

'cuz it's 44 degrees here with a wind chill of 40...

[Cobalt]

Cause kids are running around and no oe here to appreciate it.

[Mercury_Maniac]

just got done with work thats why.

[sodaklostsoul]

Child not asleep yet. :(

[imaginewithme]

I am.....

*runs back to room to get dressed*

[Coaster]

Hey .... THAT^^^^ I wanna see!! :D

I'm at work so attire is required............ but my pants are full after reading these pixie posts!

[moozilla_78]

Im not because it is freakin cold outside, and I would say no one whats to see that.

[RangerGuy20]

i am getting closer, i just got home from working out, so i am all sweaty and dirty.

[BIGbad]

Cuz I don't think my coworkers would like it all that much!

[Aqua]

I'm boycotting high fevers!

[BIBI]

too cold

[imaginewithme]

too cold
my thoughts exactly

[wyndhy]

lol....and you two are what? about, and i'm guessing here... 1400 miles apart? :D:

[Pita]

I was thinking it's time to lose the bra.

[Booger]

good question why do I still have clothes on

[osuche]

Cause I have accounting homework to do....and no one wants to do THAT naked. :D

[Lilith]

Because I'm so much sexier in flannel :rolleyes2

[bare4you]

Where's the photos there Lil? :p

Cuz I am about to go out and play in the snow with my kids!!!!!

[rabbit]

Because my mother-in-law is in the house.


*sigh*

[osuche]

Because my mother-in-law is in the house.


*sigh*

Because I'm preparing his ^^^ Man of the Year Award :D

[rabbit]

Because I'm preparing his ^^^ Man of the Year Award :D


Who? Me???

:p

[bare4you]

Cuz it's too damned cold

[osuche]

'Cause I just got home from the gym...and that'd be TOO fast a cool-down

[sodaklostsoul]

Going to work soon.

[Scarecrow]

Temp outside is in the teens(F) brrrrrrrrrrrr

[bare4you]

Cuz the kids are awake and doing their homework

[dicksbro]

Cuz' it's chilly.

[Lilith]

because I'm going to work.

[WildIrish]

because I'm going to work.



(((((Lilith)))))


Strip on the way home! ;)

[bare4you]

Cuz I haven't had a better offer in the past few minutes

[imaginewithme]

I look better in clothes

[scottb7]

maybe I am. ;)

[imaginewithme]

Got dressed this morning to meet some friends and just stayed that way ;)

[1nutworld]

Cause they'd fire me at work if I came in that way....and besides..I wouldn't want to damage anything when unloading the freight truck in the morning, cardboard cut .........down THERE?????

OH CRAP that would hurt!!!

[osuche]

Too tired, and too cold.

[Coaster]

ummmmmmmm.... i will be in about 1 minute!

[dicksbro]

I am. I am.

[osuche]

'Cause it's raining outside and I'm headed to work. Although Berkeley is likely one of the few places in the country where I *wouldn't* be arrested if I did go naked. :D

[lizzardbits]

it is brrrr cold and i have layers on.

[jbh3]

I just got up and its too dam chilly after ya crawl out from underneath the warm blankets!

[imaginewithme]

i dont think the attorney would be too impressed

[dicksbro]

I would be if I were the attorney. :D

[SexKittten_18]

No one to be naked with :D lol

[imaginewithme]

I would be if I were the attorney. :D
She was a she. ;)

I'm not naked cuz I just got home.

[dicksbro]

I am because I just got up. :)

[imaginewithme]

oops, how did you know I am????

[WildIrish]

I would be, but right now...there's no need to frighten off the cleaning lady

[dbs40]

i would be but im getting ready 4 work

[krempy05]

I am cause i am just chilling in the dorm with nothing else to do.

[AZRedHot]

It's 45 degrees out. Damn!

[WildIrish]

It's 45 degrees out. Damn!


That's plenty warm enough, Red!


Whip'm out! :D

[AZRedHot]

Only if you promise to stand by and warm them up. :D

[osuche]

'Cause I am at work.

[Coaster]

cause I don't wanna get paint splatters on my bits.....

[imaginewithme]

House is just too chilly...........

[jbh3]

If I am naked and on Pixies at the same time .....my dick prevents me from standing,as it seems to get caught under my desk.

[AZRedHot]

Still in my jammies

[dicksbro]

Cuz it feels a bit chilly this morning. :(

[osuche]

Just not in the mood. :p

[gekkogecko]

A bit too chilly for that here, right now.

[musicman]

Just not in the mood. :p

can i help you to change that? :D

[osuche]

can i help you to change that? :D


WHy, yes...I bet you could. :D

[musicman]

WHy, yes...I bet you could. :D

WOOHOO! :rolleyes:

[Pita]

I'm in my white, eyelet nightie and will be naked soon enough. :)

[jbh3]

It is cold,and shrinkage is not a pretty sight.

[osuche]

Well, I'm still in PJs and not work clothes...does that count for something?

[WildIrish]

It counts for this boner. ha ha

[musicman]

Well, I'm still in PJs and not work clothes...does that count for something?

everything.....:)

[dicksbro]

Probably will be within an hour or two when I lay down. :)

[Lilith]

I will be when I hit the tub for a hot bath soon

[rabbit]

Because the kids aren't in bed yet!!!!

:mad:

[imaginewithme]

not sure why I'm not, but I wanna be

[1nutworld]

what if I AM ? (and just wanted to "brag" to those that can't be or aren't)


:D

[dicksbro]

It's a little cool, so I slipped on a shirt

[Yamada]

I AM naked; I'm a nudist, if you must know.

[Salacious]

Does wearing socks eliminate me from actually being naked?

[Coaster]

it's a tad chilly outside!

[Salacious]

Damn dress codes at work!

[osuche]

'Cause I have to get some work done....and naked would be distracting, wouldn't it? ;)

[dbs40]

just woke up

[dbs40]

now iam
tee hee

[imaginewithme]

because I just showered and someone is coming by

[Coach Knight]

Because I'm at work.

[Pita]

Because I would offend my kid at the dinner table.

[Salacious]

ditto

[rabbit]

The kids are still awake!!!

:mad:

[Salacious]

I'm geting closer, down to one article of fabric.

[musicman]

how do you know i'm not?

[osuche]

'cause he ^^ isn't nearby

[dicksbro]

I practically am.

[osuche]

Cause I am headed into work

[Lilith]

because I spent the day in techie webgoddess/school-marm training

[imaginewithme]

No reason

[alspals69]

^^^ you can do better tha that!! lol

me? i will be soon

[Aqua]

Cause I am at work. (What a boring reason)

[alspals69]

and is it really a reason? your just not trying are ya?

ok... well i have taken my socks off... does that count?

[souls_cry2000]

My girlfriend is at work right now and I don't feel like going solo.

[AZRedHot]

I AM naked right now, under this towel. I'm fresh from the shower. :)

[osuche]

Because I'm in my Tweety Bird PJs :D

[dbs40]

iam buck ass naked.
wanna see?

[imaginewithme]

soon

[sodaklostsoul]

child has a friend over

[Zelezniy]

I have this irrational fear of a keyboard getting stuck in my pubic hair.

[dbs40]

i just put on my underwear

[imaginewithme]

Just have my nighty on, that's all....so I'm close!

[Mercury_Maniac]

still in work clothes........but IWM if you want i'll undress and lay down and you can rub my back a little ;)

[imaginewithme]

still in work clothes........but IWM if you want i'll undress and lay down and you can rub my back a little ;)
WOOO WHOOOO!!!!

[Mercury_Maniac]

you screaming already? :jester:

[imaginewithme]

I am ;)

[osuche]

'Cause I am at work...and they wouldn't appreciate it!

[WildIrish]

'Cause I am at work...and they wouldn't appreciate it!


Then you don't work with the right people.


I know plenty of people that appreciate your nudity! :D

[osuche]

Then you don't work with the right people.


I know plenty of people that appreciate your nudity! :D


Yep, but I'd have to move to the East Coast to be fully appreciated. :p

[Pita]

I'm not in bed yet.

[imaginewithme]

Cuz I'm feeling chunky today

[kinkyashell]

Imagine you are one sultry, sexy woman.