Why Aren't You Naked?

[Matticus]

Because I am at work. :sad:

<---wishes he had a "naked" job

[kinkyashell]

I'm at work too. Although I don't spend a lot of time naked anyway. I may have to reconsider that...

[HottDoggn62]

this very moment?
I'll get nekkit... with you, if it's all good? :devil:

[rabbit]

Cause my wife has her girlfriends over...and she'd kill me if I got naked in front of 'em...

:p

[jbh3]

cause I have pants on dumbass!! :)

[sodaklostsoul]

Cause the child is home and still awake.

[Jamaicanguy]

Because i'm afraid of the mosquitoes ;), hahahaah :D.

[dicksbro]

Just got home a bit ago and the boys are about.

[AdamR1978]

Because it's 35 degrees outside, and I have no airconditioning. So I'm working with the windows open, curtains pulled. And my neighbours would be mildly surprised if I walked around with me bollocks hanging about.

[musicman]

ah but I am....

[dicksbro]

I was when I first got up, but slipped on some shorts to go out to the kitchen for a drink.

[dbs40]

I was naked wearing black socks. Now im not im about to go out.

[Lilith]

Great decision!!!!^^^

[WildIrish]

Too many meetings.


Plus...magpie wouldn't appreciate it. ha ha

[osuche]

I wish I were. It's HOT here.!!!

[dicksbro]

Temperature is good (75F) but the humidity is very high making it feel like 88. :( I'm with you osuch, wish I was, too.

[dbs40]

its hot in here lets take off our clothes!!!

[Pita]

To dang lazy to get undressed. I think I need some help. ;)

[musicman]

To dang lazy to get undressed. I think I need some help. ;)

well, should you require a volunteer for that process, drop me a line....

[bare4you]

Cuz I saw myself in the mirror this morning and it scared the crap out of me!

[Satyriasis]

I am naked!

Well, except for my boxers.

:)

[rabbit]

Cause I have a house full of children...a sleepover.

[jonjon]

i'm not naked cause SHE would have a fit if she saw me...:(


and that is sad.

jonjon

[dbs40]

im wearing briefs, oh wait a sec ummm ahhhh yes sliped them off now im totally naked!!

[sexychrissy]

but i am

[mildy kinky cpl]

well i am not cos the kids will be home soon and mrs kinky isnt cos she may get burned at the stake for picking the kids up from the catholic college naked LM clothed AO

[Stuyvo]

cause it's winter and i just got home from work, waiting for the heat to rise

[dicksbro]

I am right now.

[CrystalBlue]

But PF told me...panties...always...the silky ones...thongs. Is that not the Pixies Prerequisite? PF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Lilith]

PF Jooo got some splainin' to do

[WildIrish]

oh but I am! ;)

[Glyndwr]

Does damned nearly naked count? Gosh it's hot here at the moment

[NirvanaJane]

I don't have a good enough reason. Just got home, have hardly taken my shoes off, blah blah blah.

[dbs40]

naked countdown 3....2.....1 BAMMM im buckass naked

[bare4you]

The kids are home tonight

[dbs40]

lets get naked who's with meee!!!!

[sodaklostsoul]

Number one reason........ a 9 yr old.

[souls_cry2000]

I'm half way there don't rush me.

[dbs40]

just got up. Im always naked when i sleep

[rabbit]

Cause my wife has some friends over.

[dicksbro]

Slipped a shirt over my shoulders for a minute, the air conditioning gave me a tiny chill for a moment.

[osuche]

It's in the 50's and the windows are open. Nuff said

[Glyndwr]

I just got up ~yawn~ and had to get dressed :(

[Salacious]

I'm wrestling kidlings to bed.

[Mercury_Maniac]

i'm half-naked ;)

[rtctfield]

Because my in-laws came over for dinner SIX @#!$&$@ hours ago and won't leave!

[osuche]

Because I just got back from the marina and it was kinda breezy out there. ;)

[Coaster]

Well I will be in 5 minutes..........

[sodaklostsoul]

Cause I gotta get dressed for work.

[mildy kinky cpl]

hey that's a good question.
we better get naked then, lol.

[osuche]

w-o-r-k


I work in client relations, but I don't want to get that friendly with them!

[dicksbro]

Well, I just got up and logged on and my legs felt chilly. :(

[gekkogecko]

'cause I have to leave for work in about 10 minutes.

[IowaMan]

Because I don't like my dog looking at my stuff like it's a play toy. :yikes:

[Coaster]

because a client might walk in

[dicksbro]

I was until a bit ago ... then, got just a tiny bit chilly. :(

[WildIrish]

I don't want tenants to think that's what's behind the rent increase. :D

[pouchus16]

I am naked... it feels great after a long days work

[Irezumi Kiss]

After looking at some of the bumped women's picture threads and their racy avatars, I certainly WISH I were naked...

[GingerV]

I _just_ got home!! Give me a minute ;)

[sodaklostsoul]

Cause we're heading for church for the derby car races and then out to eat and some shopping.

[Oldfart]

Just finished my morning walk and shower.

Naked watching the morning news.

God it's hot, pre-monsoonal tropical Australia.

[Fangtasia]

Cause i dont wanna scare people

[Pita]

I am naked under my pink fuzzy robe. :brows:

[jbh3]

Cause you're not here!!!!!!!!!

Did you say pink fuzzy?

[CrouchingBuddha]

who says I'm not? :D

[denny]

I certainly hate to take issue with you, but I can't stand garments at night, therefore I am not wearing any! :shock: I am most comfortable au naturel. My pajama wearing young children are totally grossed out over this.

[osuche]

Cause it's cold in this house! It takes the furnace a while to catch up after it's been off for 16 days!

[IowaMan]

Nekkid as the proverbial jaybird right now.

[dicksbro]

Little chilly right now. :(

[osuche]

"Cause I am at work, and they pay me to stay clothed. :D

[dicksbro]

"Cause I am at work, and they pay me to stay clothed. :D

They just don't have any taste, do they? :( Just wait til' I buy them out. :D

Oh, yeah, it's still a bit cool (19F outside) for me.

[cupcake]

Cuz my son's in the other room

[rabbit]

Two reasons...kid #1 and kid #2.

*sigh*

[imaginewithme]

Wouldn't wanna scare anyone

[CrouchingBuddha]

Just got home from classes....probably going to browse for awhile, then shower, and then be....well, closer to naked, at least.

[Salacious]

Baby it's cold outside...

[quisath]

I Concur Salcious. Dayum cold here in Austin.

[osuche]

I'm on the phone...school meeting :banghead:

[Oldfart]

I'm almost there, jocks, but if it gets any hotter tonight...

[WildIrish]

because it's too cold for nudity to be flattering!

[Coaster]

cause it would scare away what few clients I have today!

[Salacious]

I'm not quite naked not quite dressed... waiting for my brain to engage.

[Coaster]

I'm not quite naked not quite dressed... waiting for my brain to engage.


Hmmmmmmm..... would love to see the not quite dressed part!!! :D

[WildIrish]

Speaking of being engorged...:hot:

[IowaMan]

Just here in a pair of boxers sort of sweaty after a workout. Probably be naked in a little bit when I hit the shower.

[IowaMan]

Just a towel for me right now. Fresh out of the shower and it's a bit drafty here at my computer and I don't want to put "Little IowaMan" thru that kind of torture without there being a sexy Pixie lady here to warm him back up.

[WildIrish]

It all goes back to the damn windows! :p

[IowaMan]

It all goes back to the damn windows! :p
:roflmao:

Yeah, I guess it really does. :rofl:

[osuche]

It's cold and I am in front of the windows...at work :yikes:

[WildIrish]

Can't you at least wear white? :D

[IowaMan]

Just getting ready to cook dinner and I don't feel like taking any chances tonight.

[Irezumi Kiss]

Just getting ready to cook dinner and I don't feel like taking any chances tonight.
You could make cold cuts.

Whoops...I forget you have to use a knife...might cut the wrong sausage. :eek:

[Miss-Honey-Bee]

'Cause I've been naked all day, now Mr HB has gone, I'm feeling chilly! Only got a big tshirt on tho :)

[osuche]

Well, cause I was hoping to take a walk. But SOMEBODY is sleeping! :(

[musicman]

Well I'll go for a walk with you if I get to see you naked afterwards.... ;)

[osuche]

^^ :hot:

Done. ;)

[musicman]

^^ :hot:

Done. ;)

WOOHOO! :69: I'm off to the airport.... :hot:

[dicksbro]

It's a bit chilly here for that ... although in principle, the idea is good. :)

[Aqua]

Cause I'm still at work... although no one else is here so I suppose I could be if i wanted too. :p

[dicksbro]

We're getting ready to go out to dinner. I think others there might not totally understand. :( (Not to mention it would be awfully cold. :( )

[Eros]

Yeah, i'm going with the cold excuse too

[Miss-Honey-Bee]

I almost am, just a shirt on, cause I'm not long out of bed and feeling a bit bleh, was up late last night working :(

[Oldfart]

It's too bloody hot not to be.

[ReaperWoman]

It's too bloody hot not to be.

It's too bloody cold not to be completely wrapped up...

[Oldfart]

Speak for yourself.

[Eros]

Who says I'm not?

[Coaster]

I am!

[Glyndwr]

Nobody here to get naked for at the moment :(

[dicksbro]

It's still a bit chilly to be sitting here in the nude. :(

[seminalfluid]

I'm not quite sure?

[Miss-Honey-Bee]

Cause I'm just back from college and I don't think it'd have gone down to well if I was nekkid x

[ReaperWoman]

^^^ I don't imagine there would have been too many arguements against you being naked at college, apart from a few very jealous girls....





As for myself, my mum is due here any moment - and I don't particularly want to find myself in that situation...

[seminalfluid]

Because I don't want to show my hand just quite yet :rolleyes:

[dicksbro]

But ... but ... but what if I am? :yikes:

[IowaMan]

It's not a bad idea but there's nobody here to lounge around naked with me so I guess I'll just stick with the pj bottoms and slippers right now.

[osuche]

Well, mostly because Finance really doesn't put me in the mood. :D

[IowaMan]

Not a stitch on this IowaMan right now.

I did learn something new a few minutes ago though about nakedness. When you are doing push-ups on a hardwood floor it's sort of cold on the naughty bits. Stuff seems to want to touch the floor. :yikes:

Okay I'll admit, it did sort of feel good. Oh god, I need to get laid. :p

[Loulabelle]

I will be in 2 seconds...it's shower time! :D

[1nutworld]

I'd like to be naked with some female company, but there's nobody here but me, so I guess I'll keep my clothes on.

[rabbit]

Cuz the kids are up and about...

:daisy:

[osuche]

I thought the neighbors might not appreciate it

[musicman]

I thought the neighbors might not appreciate it

I would DEFINITELY appreciate it....

[osuche]

I need new neighbors

[themi01]

Kids wouldn't appreciate it

[IowaMan]

I will be in just a little bit. Had a good workout a bit earlier and have to shower before I go out with some friends for dinner.

[musicman]

I need new neighbors

were you asking me to move to the coast?

[Pita]

Soon! Right this minute there is only a big, button down shirt between me and nakedness.

[Oldfart]

Soon, bed time.

[scotzoidman]

Not a stitch on this IowaMan right now.

I did learn something new a few minutes ago though about nakedness. When you are doing push-ups on a hardwood floor it's sort of cold on the naughty bits. Stuff seems to want to touch the floor. :yikes:

Okay I'll admit, it did sort of feel good. Oh god, I need to get laid. :p
Looking for a knot-hole in the floorboards, IM? :brows:

[dicksbro]

I am ... and it feels good.

[WildIrish]

cuz my leather office chair is cold in the mornings

[IowaMan]

Cuz I'm hoping that someone from the phone company will be showing up pretty soon to install my DSL hookup. I'll probably be pretty upset if they send the really attractive lady from the office down there to set me up but I'm thinking she won't be the one coming here. :(

[Eastern]

cuase i had to take little one to daycare
nudity not an option in traffic

[IowaMan]

I'm not right now but give me maybe 20 minutes and I'll be taking a shower. Probably best if I'm naked for that. ;)

[Pita]

Because, my kid seems to find it offensive. :rolleyes2

[1nutworld]

Because, my kid seems to find it offensive. :rolleyes2
yeah, but the rest of us don't! :D

[ReaperWoman]

:boobs: I was a for about 10 mins till the cold made me go slip a dress on... :booty:

[osuche]

'cause I'm heading to the gym soon...well, some time in the next hour!

[Oldfart]

I am, but if I'm to go shopping, I'd better get dressed.

[mikaylasmummy]

Because my partners 8yr old son is here

[dicksbro]

Because the doggone global warming is making it too cold and the heating costs are too high. :(

[osuche]

Have to go to work. They frown on nudity. :(

[gekkogecko]

But I am, from the waist down.

[musicman]

Have to go to work. They frown on nudity. :(

come work for me, I don't! :)

[IowaMan]

Hmmm, no good reason really. I'm just sitting here in my pj bottoms and no shirt. I suppose I could go ahead and lose the bottoms after I get in a workout.

[rabbit]

Who says I'm not...

;)

[IowaMan]

I was a little bit ago but it's a bit chilly here so I put on the blue pj bottoms to sort of keep things toasty.

[IowaMan]

A couple of reasons right now:

- My contractor is here in the living room about two feet away from me.

- The windows are completely torn out of the front wall of the house so it's a tad bit chilly in here right now.

[1nutworld]

I'm with rabbit's answer. "who says I'm not".

[IowaMan]

I will be in about 15 minutes when I drag my tired butt off to bed. :p

[Oldfart]

I'm with rabbit and 1nutworld.

[cherrypie7788]

Because I'm freezing my ass off.

[IowaMan]

Well, I suppose I could say that I am naked but that wouldn't be true. Close, but not true. Just sitting here in my undies. :yikes:

[musicman]

well I could say I was naked....cause I am.

[1nutworld]

sorry everyone, but I am!

[GreenChef]

I'm the only one here
and I'm not talking to him, so what's the point?

[Aqua]

Because my boss has the key to my office door.

[WildIrish]

Because my boss has the key to my office door.


/me writes a note to Aqua's boss explaining his need for a creative environment that is not stifled by the restrictions of clothing.

[IowaMan]

Yep, I am right now. Just about shower time. Anybody wanna come do my back? :p

[sodaklostsoul]

I was a bit ago while Boog and I was in bed. :D

[Oldfart]

I am, haven't fallen into the shower for work yet.

I don't have to be there until 2.30am.

[mikaylasmummy]

I would be but it's way too cold here to be naked...

I almost am though just in a nighty

[smithy020]

well i am!

[IowaMan]

Yep, I am too. Time to go take a quick shower after a bit of a workout at baseball practice. Who knew kids still wanted their coaches to do the stretching and such with them. :rofl:

[Loulabelle]

Yep, I am too. Time to go take a quick shower after a bit of a workout at baseball practice. Who knew kids still wanted their coaches to do the stretching and such with them. :rofl:

I could do with some Baseball coaching for when I play on the Wii - what flight are you catching, Iowaman, and I'll meet you from the 'plane!

[Glyndwr]

I will be in a minute when I change into my 'decorating clothes'.

[Loulabelle]

Hahaha! I decorate naked (or in my undies) too Glyndwr! Especially last summer when it was sooooo hot and I was preggers!

[IowaMan]

I could do with some Baseball coaching for when I play on the Wii - what flight are you catching, Iowaman, and I'll meet you from the 'plane!
Hmmmm, I can probably be there this time tomorrow Lou. :D

And nope, not naked right now........... no good excuse either. :(

[Glyndwr]

Hahaha! I decorate naked (or in my undies) too Glyndwr! Especially last summer when it was sooooo hot and I was preggers!


Mmmmm Lou. I would suggest you come down and give me a hand with the decorating. But I know I would never get anything done with you inthe same room with only your underwear on ;)

[Eastern]

not naked. had to take little one to preschool
they don't appreciate me naked. :<

[WildIrish]

Hahaha! I decorate naked (or in my undies) too Glyndwr! Especially last summer when it was sooooo hot and I was preggers!


Please tell me you have pictures of that! :wish:

[1nutworld]

methinks I still am, but not sure.

[IowaMan]

Only wearing a pair of mesh Notre Dame shorts right now that I sleep in during the summer months. And when the light hits 'em just right, you can pretty much see all I've got to offer. Please turn your heads if you don't want to see. :p

[WildIrish]

Because if I was naked...I'd definately be touching myself in a very sensuous manner. :hot:

[osuche]

Because if I was naked...I'd definately be touching myself in a very sensuous manner. :hot:


I might want to get naked if I had him ^^ in my living room!

[WildIrish]

I might want to get naked if I had him ^^ in my living room!


might?



I'm offended! I must be losing my touch. :p

[dicksbro]

I was until just a bit ago when I slipped on some dark green shorts.

[mikaylasmummy]

too cold

[dicksbro]

I am ... and it feels wonderful. :)

[sodaklostsoul]

Child has'nt left for school yet.

[Eastern]

Child is home sick today as she had a rough night and didn't sleep.

[osuche]

Gosh...I wish I were. But only if I weren't alone. ;)

[WildIrish]

I'd love to be nude as well...but only if I were outside. :D

[hardnhorny]

I am currently as naked as the day I was born :D

[WildIrish]

I'd look awful silly sitting here wearing only my tie.


Wouldn't I?

[Lilith]

:hot:

[dicksbro]

A bit cool for that this morning. Otherwise, I sure would be.

[osuche]

It would be so much better than what I am doing. :)

[Coaster]

Might upset my clients

[IowaMan]

Piping hot pizza and bare skin. I don't like my odds. :yikes:

[east]

i forgot how my pants come off??

[Aqua]

You didn't say 'Mistress says'.

:p

[east]

oh, silly me. now wheres that Mistress??

[osuche]

I wish I were

[IowaMan]

I wish I were too but ................. not much I could do with "the stuff" even if I was so I guess I'll just leave my shorts on.

[osuche]

I might as well be...I'm getting reamed by customers today!

[Aqua]

I might as well be...I'm getting reamed by customers today!
I suddenly want to be your customer. I'd make sure you were reamed proper. ;)

[osuche]

I suddenly want to be your customer. I'd make sure you were reamed proper. ;)


Yeah, and somehow *that* reaming would not seem like work. ;) :hot:

[dicksbro]

Shorts only for right now, but with the boys all home that'll have to do it for now. :(

[osuche]

Because the leather on the couch is cold!

[IowaMan]

Ah....... but my computer chair is nice and comfy. Naked here! :p

[Tantric101]

I'm naked right NOW!!!

[Tantric101]

I'm naked right NOW!!!

In fact I'm a part-time nudist and get naked as often as I can. I enjoy feeling wind, sun, cool night evening air in the nude.

What a THRILL!!!!

[souls_cry2000]

Chrissy is working out of town and I won't see her for three days. I'm not exactly in the mood for nakedness or solo fun.

[nwnnguy]

my computer is under an ac vent

plus I'm not really a "naked" guy

I only like to bring nekkid out when I plan to use it

[osuche]

Because we're leaving in about 10 minutes for a breakfast date with a few friends

[CunningLinguist]

Umm, I actually am naked. I'm about to jump in the shower.

[Eastern]

cause i had my best friend and her son came over to visit

[osuche]

Cause I am on the phone with a client

[Aqua]

Cause I am still at work. Maybe I should close the door.

[rtctfield]

Because I'm at a coffee shop.

[nwnnguy]

stupid work

[dicksbro]

I was, but it's actually a little cool this morning, so I slipped on some shorts and a shirt.

[Eastern]

I had to take daughter to daycare

[IowaMan]

Just got out of the shower and am in just a towel, is that close enough?

[IowaMan]

Because I learned my lesson a few weeks back that my neighbors can easily see into my windows since I have yet to get them completed with drapes, etc. following the work that was done to the house.

Just a pair of mesh shorts for me right now. Very comfy.

[rabbit]

My in-laws are here and my wife is not.

*sigh*

[osuche]

I was about 20 min ago...but now I am waiting for the pizza man :D

[dicksbro]

Cuz' I have some blue boxers on. :)

[osuche]

Work might frown on that

[Booger]

I'm sitting 5 feet from a window that is 10 feet from the street and the blinds are open.

[Oldfart]

I'm about to go for my morning walk and the streets of Darwin aren't like DB's leafy walkways.

[dicksbro]

I'm about to go for my morning walk and the streets of Darwin aren't like DB's leafy walkways.

Aw ... I'm sorry, OF. Ya' need to look for deserted parks. Usually early AM is a good time. :D

[kinx]

Expecting visitors, but I do have my hand in my pants, touching.

[dicksbro]

I know the light's off and it's hard to see, but, I am.

[osuche]

I have to go to work. :(

[ShadowDancer]

My sis' boyfriend just stopped by to pick up some movie passes---and I didn't want to scare the poor boy to death!

[Miss-Honey-Bee]

I am!

I'm just about to phon mr HB for some hot hot phone luvin'. LOL x

[AZRedHot]

'Cause I'm going to get some ice cream at Cold Stone.

[sodaklostsoul]

I will be as soon as I go to bed.

[dicksbro]

I just got home from the chiropractor. I didn't think I should be driving around in the nude. :(

[sodaklostsoul]

I have to go back to work......doing a split shift today.

[WildIrish]

Thinking about ^^^ naked, doing splits, makes me shift. :hot:

[WildIrish]

'Cause I'm going to get some ice cream at Cold Stone.



Oh great, now I'm thinking about how great your boobs would look all cold from the ice cream place. :faint:

[IowaMan]

I believe I let enough of myself show earlier today when I wasn't meaning to do so. Think I'll keep the clothes on for a bit............. well, unless there's a trip for ice cream involved. :D

[musicman]

I believe I let enough of myself show earlier today when I wasn't meaning to do so. Think I'll keep the clothes on for a bit............. well, unless there's a trip for ice cream involved. :D

I will be soon enough....

did someone mention ice cream?

[Miss-Honey-Bee]

I'm half nekkid, I was waxing my lady-bits just before I came online, haven't put clothes on yet LOL. Don't think I'll bother.

[dicksbro]

I'm down to just shorts, so I'm getting close.

[AZRedHot]

I AM naked; just got out of my new hot tub. Damn if that isn't the best money we ever spent!

[dicksbro]

I was until just about one minute ago, then I tossed on some shorts before I logged in.

[IowaMan]

I think I will be in a few minutes. Time to go take a shower after doing some yardwork.

[osuche]

I'm in a robe - I just got out of the shower and I'm bumming around ;)

[Eastern]

i was at the photographer and mall till just a little bit ago

[themi01]

Kids and neighbors

[IowaMan]

That's a pretty good question. Why aren't I naked? :shrug:

Middle of the night and I'm all alone......... I may just have to get naked.

[themi01]

I am naked but need to get dressed soon

[musicman]

how do you know I'm not?

[Lilith]

cause I was peeping in your window

[IowaMan]

Because I can look around and see that Lilith isn't peeping in my window. :rofl: