Why Aren't You Naked?

[AZRedHot]

Just got home from my guitar lesson.

[dicksbro]

Just slipped on some pants to run out to the kitchen for a drink.

[tizana]

working.. l think it might scare my patients :nod:

[themi01]

working.. l think it might scare my patients :nod:
or arouse them ?

[pinkFlames]

While it's a beautiful day, my house isn't warm enough for nudity yet.

[dicksbro]

I bet the flash from a camera would help. :slurp:


:D

[Coaster]

working.. l think it might scare my patients :nod:


Well you COULD be naked under your dress!!!! :D

[tizana]

Well you COULD be naked under your dress!!!! :D

now there's a thought :wink:

[Coaster]

now there's a thought :wink:


Hmmm.... maybe a photo essay project? ;)

Going to be around LOTS of peeps so clothing a necessity...

[dicksbro]

Well you COULD be naked under your dress!!!! :D
Maybe she'd just like some of us to be her patients for a day. :)

[tizana]

Maybe she'd just like some of us to be her patients for a day. :)

well maybe she would :nod:

[pinkFlames]

The wind is too cold for nudity today.

[kentjenny]

Because I'm working now, Maybe later LOL!

[dicksbro]

I'm in the dining room of our daughter's home ... expecting our daughter, her husband and their kids to be waking up pretty soon. Not a good idea to be naked right now. :(

[pinkFlames]

My daughter and the little boy from across the road are running around in and out of the house and I don't think it's appropriate right now.

[dicksbro]

Just wait until tomorrow morning. :)

[dicksbro]

Tomorrow's here ... and I am. :)

[Nice Guy]

I'm heading to that wonderful place called work.

[tizana]

l will be in a minute, just about to jump in the shower..... :)

[themi01]

I have 5 grandkids here 'nuff said

[dicksbro]

It's early morning ... just got up a little while ago ...


I am.

[dicksbro]

Wow, last post was September 29th! :yikes:

Okay, well I am for now. :boink:

[Lilith]

cause I'm being the nacho bitch at marching band festival today and the high is in the 60s.

[Lord Snow]

But Lilith, you would sell so many more nachos if you were nude.

I'm not because I just woke up and I don't sleep that way.

[Rhiannon]

umm its too damn cold

[Lord Snow]

That's when you find someone to keep you warm.....in front of a nice fire.......

[AZRedHot]

I am. Fresh out of the hot tub and enjoying being nekkid just for its own sake.

[Lord Snow]

What a lovely sight that must be.

[dicksbro]

I almost am ... I just have my robe on because it's chilly.

[gekkogecko]

.6"/1.52cm of snow yesterday. Hasn't melted yet. Too cold for lizards to be naked.

[dicksbro]

It didn't even snow here ... but, I didn't want to take chances. :shrug:

[gekkogecko]

I'm about to head to work.

[dicksbro]

I'm not heading to work and so ... I AM! :)

[rabbit]

I'm not heading to work and so ... I AM! :)

LOL...I'm working now so...no. :(

[pinkFlames]

Because my daughter's had enough frights for one night.

[dicksbro]

Well, it's about 10 minutes past 10:00 in the morning and I've really got to get moving and get some yard work done.

[dicksbro]

I am except for a robe to keep the slight chill off.

[AZRedHot]

Too frelling cold; I've had a chill all day. It's 52 out now...I'll never survive! :)

[Lord Snow]

Just remember AZ, I have a waterbed........and it's set on 90 degrees.

[AZRedHot]

As long as you're in it, too, I'm sure I'll warm up quickly! ;)

[Lord Snow]

Plenty of room for both of us.

[dicksbro]

I again have the robe ... but, otherwise ... :D

[gekkogecko]

I am, from the waist down.

[ShadowDancer]

not nekkid yet...down to panties & a shirt...too cold to sit nekkid in the house. heatpump is messed up and needs compressor. waiting on landlord to fix it...so that's why i'm not naked yet.

[pinkFlames]

I just got home and haven't gotten around to stripping yet.

[dicksbro]

Getting ready to head out in a little bit ...

got to get a blood test this morning after fasting since 9 last night.

Why is it that you're never so hungry as when you can't eat. :(

[gekkogecko]

I was, until I had to go outside to pick up the mail.

[dicksbro]

I am for right now. :boink:

[Vicious Tease]

I suspect I will be very soon.

[pinkFlames]

Because the kids keep opening the front door.

[dicksbro]

I basically am ... except for a pair of pants to keep my legs warmer since I've managed to pick up a touch of a cold.

[themi01]

Getting nippley

[Incubus255]

my toes are cold O.o..... strangely that keeps my pants on

[Rhiannon]

too cold today.. brrr

[pinkFlames]

I have no idea. :shrug:

[dicksbro]

I tis, I tis. I really tis. :)

[Rhiannon]

cause back is really bad so curled up on sofa on muscle relaxers

[pinkFlames]

I've got socks on so my moisturised feet won't slip on the floor. I have glasses on so I can see what I'm typing. Also, I'm wearing earrings. Otherwise I am naked.

[dicksbro]

Socks and a robe here.

[Rhiannon]

too damn cold and back is acting up bad today

[pinkFlames]

Too cold today.

[dicksbro]

Kinda cool so I went with the socks and robe again.

[themi01]

I've got socks on so my moisturised feet won't slip on the floor. I have glasses on so I can see what I'm typing. Also, I'm wearing earrings. Otherwise I am naked.
Wooo Hooo my kinda woman

[dicksbro]

I was ... but not now.

[ShadowDancer]

Kids are up...so no naked here.

[dicksbro]

It's cool here ... but, I'm up for it. :p

[pinkFlames]

It's not warm enough.

[Lord Snow]

Because I have people to do and places to be.

[dicksbro]

It's a little chilly and I've got myself a cold. Actually, I think it's the one I thought I had shaken only to find out it wasn't done with me yet. :(

[pinkFlames]

It's too cold to be naked but not cold enough for the heater.

[dicksbro]

I have a cold and it's a bit chilly right now.

[dicksbro]

I am this morning, although I have a robe around me.

[AZRedHot]

Too frelling cold! It's been a year since I've worn this much clothing in the house. I suppose I could turn up the heat...

[pinkFlames]

I've only just gotten home from a picnic in the park.

[Lord Snow]

Too frelling cold! It's been a year since I've worn this much clothing in the house. I suppose I could turn up the heat...

You could join me in my waterbed. It's preheated :thumbs:

[AZRedHot]

You could join me in my waterbed. It's preheated :thumbs:

Yes, but I like it at least 100 degrees. Can you swing that?

[Lord Snow]

I think if you were in my bed the water would be boiling....without me turning up the heat.

[dicksbro]

Back to the original question ... I am except for some black briefs. :shrug:

[AZRedHot]

I am, but for this towel. But not for much longer.

[dicksbro]

All I've got on is my birthday suit (and a robe around my shoulders to help stay warmer). :)

[Aqua]

Because I'm wrapping Christmas presents.

[gekkogecko]

I'm about to head out the door, go to work, take care of turtles.

[dicksbro]

It's hard not to be when there's a bevy of beautiful women grabbing, caressing, and fondling every "private" part of your body ripping any fabric in the way and screaming "Take me" or "Ravish Me."





I'm not having that problem, just saying it'd be hard not to be naked in such circumstances.

[Lord Snow]

I just got home from work.

[AZRedHot]

Because I'm covered in beeeeeeeeeees

[ShadowDancer]

because I have a houseguest...

[dicksbro]

Well, I'm slowly getting dressed to go for my morning walk. :shrug:

[Aqua]

Because I'm not at Walmart anymore...

[Lilith]

:yikes:

[Aqua]

There may or may not be photographic evidence of the event... :p

[pinkFlames]

Because my neighbours aren't the kind of pervs that I like.

[dicksbro]

I am. I say, I am. :)

[cowgirltease]

I am. I say, I am. :)

Rofl...

[gekkogecko]

I am. I say, I am. :)


Now, of course, I have a mental image of Foghorn Leghorn completely plucked & nude.

[AZRedHot]

I am also, but I've got these undies right her next to me, so it's a temporary condition.

[Lord Snow]

AZ, granted you look gorgeous in anything you care to don, but I'm willing to swear on anything that you look best in your birthday suit.

[dicksbro]

Now, of course, I have a mental image of Foghorn Leghorn completely plucked & nude.
Are you making fun of that poor rooster? :(

:D

[pinkFlames]

Because the kid can't get to sleep and keeps making return visits to the kitchen.

[Maleslut1186]

SOrry to hear that Pink Flames !!

[dicksbro]

Except for the denim shorts, I am. :shrug:

[ShadowDancer]

cuz im at work :(

[gekkogecko]

'Cause I'm sick again, or still or whatever. Too many chills, even with the clothing on.

[AZRedHot]

'Cause I'm sick again, or still or whatever. Too many chills, even with the clothing on.

I feel ya, GG. Same here.

[Scarecrow]

because my feet are cold, that is why I only have socks on

[dicksbro]

I was kinda cool, too. So, got socks and my robe on ... that's it. :)

[Maleslut1186]

cuz im at work :(
FOr the same reason I am at work

[Cicero]

Yes I am while I am doing some home decorating. My partner has gone out.

One of the things I enjoy most is going to a men only sauna and being naked as well as any sexual encounters which mihgt happen!!

[Rhiannon]

at work even if its a home office

[pinkFlames]

I am for now. :D

[dicksbro]

I've got on those gray boxers, but, they're generally very loose fitting except times like now when they have this tendency to start tenting when I'm logged on and see Pixie ladies about. :slurp:

[pinkFlames]

I'm babysitting.

[gekkogecko]

'cause I'm back to acting extremely sick, when I thought I was on the upswing. Don't wanna add to that by being chilled, as well.

[rtctfield]

Because my in-laws would probably frown upon such nudity.

[pinkFlames]

I'm going to pick the kid up from school soon.

[dicksbro]

I'll have to get dressed soon ... but, for now ... I am. :)

[AZRedHot]

I had a chill.

[pinkFlames]

I have no idea. :shrug:

[dicksbro]

I almost am. Just some shorts on. :shrug:

[pinkFlames]

Because, (in the middle of an Australian Summer) it's too cold.

[dicksbro]

I'll sure be glad when I can take my walks in the park again.

[Lilith]

Because I'm off to zumba and with all my jiggly parts and wobbly bits that would be dangerous.

[Lord Snow]

Now Lilith, you know we all love you jiggly parts and wobbly bits and that we'd all love to see you naked. Getting you to dance naked would just be a bonus at that point.

pF, the easiest way to keep warm is for two (or more) naked bodies to lie down together under a nice warm blanket.

[Lilith]

There may be a Pixie who has seen me dance or at least sway a bit naked. :brows:

[pinkFlames]

...pF, the easiest way to keep warm is for two (or more) naked bodies to lie down together under a nice warm blanket.

Yes that is the nicest way to keep warm but unfortunately life won't allow me to do that continuously. :(


Today a neighbourhood boy is visiting my daughter and I doubt that his family would approve of me flashing their underage son.

[Lord Snow]

The parents? Probably not...........the young man however............he'd be all smiles.

[dicksbro]

I about am. I have on a pair of loose fitting denim shorts.

[AZRedHot]

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[gekkogecko]

Today a neighbourhood boy is visiting my daughter and I doubt that his family would approve of me flashing their underage son.

Does the chaperone need a chaperone?

[Rhiannon]

umm not in mood to be naked at moment lmao

[dicksbro]

I am this morning. :boink:

[dicksbro]

Cuz' I have shorts on, silly.

[gekkogecko]

'cause the wind is seriously blowing around today, and it's cold.

[dicksbro]

Except for my robe ... I am. :)

[VaBeast]

Because I have to go out and it's chilly out there!

[gigi]

who says I'm not? ;)

[Maleslut1186]

Are you ???? :sperm:

[pinkFlames]

Too cold

[AZRedHot]

Too cold, too early, and I'm going back to bed anyway.

[gekkogecko]

and I'm going back to bed anyway.

But that's the best time to get naked.

[dicksbro]

This morning ... I am. :boink:

[dicksbro]

I am again! :)

[dicksbro]

Almost ... just got my shorts on.

[dicksbro]

I was, but I'm starting to get moving so I've added underwear at this point.

[AZRedHot]

Heading out to run some errands.

[Lord Snow]

Heading out to run some errands.

Could I be one of those errands?

[AZRedHot]

Could I be one of those errands?

You could be. All things are possible in the multiverse, if not probable in this one. ;)

[dicksbro]

I knew there was something I liked about the multiverse. :)

[cowgirltease]

I'm half naked does that count?

[dicksbro]

It :slurp: does:slurp: in my :slurp: book!

I'm getting ready to go for a walk ... but I can change fast. :D

[Lord Snow]

I had to meet the fedex guy at the end of the driveway to sign for a package.

[AZRedHot]

Heading out to the garage to paint.

[rabbit]

Cause I can't hang wallpaper nekkid...might glue my penis to my leg!

:p

[Rhiannon]

i was at karate tournament

[dicksbro]

Okay, I am.

[gigi]

Because I am at work and that would just be awkward. Pleather chairs at what have you...

[Lord Snow]

Bring a towel and please your coworkers with the view.

[dicksbro]

Bring a towel and please your coworkers with the view.
Great idea! :nana:








BTW ... where do I get an employment application? :confused:

[gigi]

My boss is almost 80. I think the shock would kill him.

[Lord Snow]

He'd go with a smile.

[pinkFlames]

I will be soon.

[dicksbro]

I am.

[Lord Snow]

I have to go to work.

[dicksbro]

No shirt. No shoes. Yep, I guess I am. :boink:

[dicksbro]

Once again, I've been caught with my pants down ... er ... off. :shrug:

[Rhiannon]

little chilly today and was in the ER for a bruised rib last night so parts are sore

[dicksbro]

Little chilly here, too, but, toughing it out ... I am right now. :)

Rhiannon, you take care of that bruised rib ^^^^!

[pinkFlames]

It's too cold here tonight.

[dicksbro]

Except for some boxer shorts ... I am.

[scotzoidman]

Well, now that you mention it, why not indeed...give me a minute...

[dicksbro]

Good idea, Scotz. You never know when you may get attacked by a bevy of beautiful Pixie ladies, do you?

[Lord Snow]

Because I have to much to do, and all of it requires clothing.

[Lilith]

I'm heading to a graduation. My alma mater would frown on me showing up au naturale.

[gekkogecko]

Not feeling so well today, might have to dash out the door to the urgent care place at any moment.

[gigi]

I am. But a temporary state of affairs. Between shower and dressing.....

I hope you are much improved gekkogecko!

[ShadowDancer]

cuz nudity in public is frowned upon in most cases...and we are at the drive-in to see The Avengers.

[fatbeer]

cuz nudity in public is frowned upon in most cases...and we are at the drive-in to see The Avengers.

Great place to be naked

[dicksbro]

Thus far this morning ... I am. :)

[gigi]

Being at work makes that awkward

[dicksbro]

Almost ... but, not quite. I have my robe on. :shrug:

[dicksbro]

I am this morning.

[AZRedHot]

I promised myself I'd be productive today. That just doesn't seem to happen when I'm nekkid.

[Lord Snow]

That depends on what you're trying to produce. If you're going for orgasms naked is the definitely the way to go.

[AZRedHot]

That depends on what you're trying to produce. If you're going for orgasms naked is the definitely the way to go.

Exactly, which is how most of my Monday just disappeared. I'm dangerous with no clothes on, free time, and 2 empty hands. ;)

[dicksbro]

Exactly, which is how most of my Monday just disappeared. I'm dangerous with no clothes on, free time, and 2 empty hands. ;)
Sounds good to me and matches my own unclothed state. :boink:

[scotzoidman]

Oh, but I am naked...




...under my clothes..

[AZRedHot]

Oh, but I am naked...




...under my clothes..

I'm going to have to confirm that for myself, Mr. Scotzoidman. :D

[scotzoidman]

I'm going to have to confirm that for myself, Mr. Scotzoidman. :D
Of course you do..."Trust, but verify!" :nana:

[gekkogecko]

'cause AZRH has *never* shown up at my place to removing my clothing for me.

[AZRedHot]

'cause AZRH has *never* shown up at my place to removing my clothing for me.

'cause GG has *never* invited me to do so.

[gekkogecko]

'cause GG has *never* invited me to do so.


Well, not in those exact words, maybe...

[AZRedHot]

Well, not in those exact words, maybe...

Not in any words, dude. :whack:

[dicksbro]

If I said, "Please, please, pretty please ...", would that work? :confused:

[dicksbro]

I am. I am, indeed. :boink:

[themi01]

I was inbetween the gym and a now had to masturbate inbetween too

[AZRedHot]

If I said, "Please, please, pretty please ...", would that work? :confused:

Absolutely, DB.

And I am naked at the moment. I fell down the Tumblr rabbit hole, and well, tingly enjoyments ensued. :)

[Lord Snow]

I hope pictures also ensued.

[AZRedHot]

I hope pictures also ensued.

My hands were too sticky to hold the camera. Sorry. :shrug:

[Lord Snow]

:hair: :boohoo:

[Aqua]

Because I'm not in the stall anymore.

[gigi]

I am but its a mere transition into other clothing...

[dicksbro]

I am, but that's not unusual when I've been in bed asleep and probably will go back to that state in just a little bit.

[Glyndwr]

I am, relaxing before I get ready for work

[gekkogecko]

'cause I've had to be running around outside today, and the neighbors are out, mowing their lawns.

[Lilith]

Cause my legs look great in these yoga shorts and I am trying to encouraging Mr. Lil to help me clean the house.

[dicksbro]

Almost. Just some loose fitting shorts on right now.

[gekkogecko]

Oh, but I am.

[AZRedHot]

Me, too!

[dicksbro]

This morning, I am, too. :)

[dicksbro]

Naked and no place to go right now. Of course, it's only 20 after 4 in the morning. :shrug:

[ShadowDancer]

was naked...5 mins ago. now I am getting ready for work.

[citrus]

was at work 5min ago. just now said hi to herb. ahhhh. . . naked!

[dicksbro]

Still naked for the moment. Will probably get dressed to go for a walk in a couple of hours or so.

[dicksbro]

Cuz' I have on shorts and a robe. :shrug:

[dicksbro]

Been in and out all day so just haven't got down that far yet. Probably 'bout bedtime.

[Rhiannon]

was running around all day

[AZRedHot]

I am, but my pjs and bed are calling to me.

[Glyndwr]

I am, slowly waking up before starting the weekend

[ShadowDancer]

I am. naked & collapsed in a relaxed, satisfied, wobbly-legged heap.

[dicksbro]

Me too! :thumbs:

[gekkogecko]

Doing laundry, so I am.

[ShadowDancer]

maybe if I worked from home...

[pinkFlames]

It's too flippin' cold.

[Lord Snow]

I just got out of the shower, so I have a towel on and nothing else.....oh and some flip flops.

[AZRedHot]

I just got out of the shower, so I have a towel on and nothing else.....oh and some flip flops.

Just a towel? I could make quick work of that. :)

[Rhiannon]

going to be very soon as its too hot here

[Glyndwr]

Still in bed, so I am

[dicksbro]

I had been, but, right now I'm getting ready to go out for my daily walk.

[dicksbro]

Getting ready to go to the store in just a little bit.

[gekkogecko]

Just got back from a weekend stay, haven't had the energy to strip yet.

[AZRedHot]

I'm neither dressed nor naked, lazing around in panties and a men's tank top undershirt. The middle way is the right way, Grasshopper.

[Lord Snow]

I had to work, we have family over, and right now since I'm still not quite used to the more physical job....I'm to sore to take off my boots, let alone anything else.

[pinkFlames]

Still too cold

[Lord Snow]

Just means you need someone to warm you up.

[AZRedHot]

I am. It was too hot for pajamas last night, and when I got up this morning, it seemed silly to put any on before my shower.

[Lord Snow]

'Tis a silly thing, pajamas.

[dicksbro]

Basically, I am. I did slip on some socks to keep the feet warm, but, other than that ... :)

[Rhiannon]

i was in a car accident and putting on and off clothes is just too much pain

[Oldfart]

Wrong time of the day, but soon.

[dicksbro]

Right time of the day ... and I am. :D

[dicksbro]

Just got home from getting an EKG and blood test. Figured I should at least be dressed for that. :)

[kleclere]

Have the daughter for the summer, so can't be naked in the house anymore. She leaves in August to go back to school so can then.

[dicksbro]

I am except for a robe that I slipped on because it was just a tad cool.

[dicksbro]

I guess cuz' I still have on some denim shorts that I as wearing when I laid down for my nap. :shrug:

[gekkogecko]

Under our clothing, aren't we all?

[Rhiannon]

going out for part of day and some people just don't appreciate it

[dicksbro]

Getting dressed so I can go out and water some flowers and some tomato plants.

[Rhiannon]

GOING TO TREATMENT AT CHIROPRACTOR.. he wouldn't appreciate the effort

[dicksbro]

I am, at least for now. :)

[kleclere]

Would be in this heat if it weren't for air.

[ShadowDancer]

I am...but only just so.