Why Aren't You Naked?

[txgrneyes]

Because no one is here to undress me.

[BIBI]

No matter what...I always have on my birthday suit.

[pinkFlames]

The wind's too cold.

[dicksbro]

I do have on a robe. :boink:












But, it's untied and open at the moment. :)

[Lilith]

I'm heading to the movie. Now if I went naked it would almost be appropriate as I am seeing "Gravity." :p

[AZRedHot]

The hubby's due home within the hour...I thought I'd let him do the honors.

[Lord Snow]

You could always greet him at the door naked...........

[AZRedHot]

You could always greet him at the door naked...........

I used to, and invariably that'd be the day Mr. AZRH would be late, without calling. After a few times being left shivering, I gave it up. :p

[dicksbro]

Maybe you could greet him clothed and then strip him as he came through the door. :)

[Rhiannon]

umm sunday i fractured my foot

[grotochp]

well since i own my own store, i don't want to be known as the Naked Computer Spy guy LOL. Since i am known around town as the Spy guy for the computer forensics Cell Phone Forensics and security cameras LOL.

[dicksbro]

Kinda chilly and so, once again, I slipped my robe on. :shrug:

[gekkogecko]

Who says I'm not?

[dicksbro]

Just a bit too chilly right now.

[gekkogecko]

Angel & I are about to head out to the Virginia Aquarium, and the locals don't want to see a naked lizard (or a naked Angel, for that matter).

[dicksbro]

Well, I've got my robe on. Guess that's why I'm not naked. :shrug:

[Rhiannon]

brrr too damn cold
anyone want ot keep me warm hehehe

[dicksbro]

It's pretty chilly here, too. Got the robe on again this morning because of the cool temps.

[WildIrish]

Cuz the Mayor is a prude. :p

[gigi]

Because it's chilly in my house!

[dicksbro]

I'm ready for spring :) . Chilly again so a robe again. :(

[gekkogecko]

Overnight frost...definitely too cold for naked lizards.

[dicksbro]

What a silly question. I've got some clothes on, of course. :rolleyes2







:D

[BIBI]

....cause I don't wanna!

[AZRedHot]

I was earlier, but that's over now. Everything in its good time.

[dicksbro]

Tah Dah! This morning, I am. :)

[dicksbro]

Continuing the tradition. :boink:

[gekkogecko]

Because I'm alternating clothed and unclothed phases.

[Lord Snow]

I just got back from work. Gotta love that double time pay.

[dicksbro]

Well, under the robe I am. It's a bit chilly not to have the robe.

[dicksbro]

It is a little cool this morning.

[WildIrish]

cuz someone's husband might walk by and see me on the screen. :p

[Lilith]

true story

[dicksbro]

:faint:

[dicksbro]

I think this is the coldest day of the year so far. :(

It's a shame after having a couple of very nice days (into the 40's). Oh well.

[Cyberdude26]

I think this is the coldest day of the year so far. :(

It's a shame after having a couple of very nice days (into the 40's). Oh well.

I share this sentiment. It's crazy cold here and I'm thankful for my flannel PJs and a sweatshirt on top. Having said that, -4 F is not the lowest. On Tuesday, its slated to be -16F at night.

[Vicious Tease]

It's frowned upon at the office. Ahh, hell ... who cares?

*stripping and tossing clothes at my office door*

[AZRedHot]

Too dang cold. Winter has returned to the desert.

[Bilbo]

I am NOT naked at this time......................
Because I can not find a BLOODY iron big enough!:-)

[Gecko60]

this very moment?

Oh but I am!

[Lord Snow]

I just got home from work. I'm also debating on if I want to go out for food, or eat what's here.

[dicksbro]

Almost am. Have on a robe for just a bit more warmth.

[Vicious Tease]

I would be, but PF would be too disappointed so I stopped at the panties. ;)

[grotochp]

Whu I am not naked is id go to jail and the local small town paper would have a field day local business who serves the community becomes nudist LOL and charged with in decent exposure. But when the lights are off i am LOL.

[scotzoidman]

Well, if I was naked, I'd have to get in the hot tub...& then I'd have to get out of the hot tub, & then the wind chill factor would make vital body parts freeze instantly & break off. So, that's why I'm not naked.

[dicksbro]

I am. :)



(No hot tub. :( )

[osuche]

Well, we keep the house at 60F, which is a bit cold for skin only. But I'm naked under my clothes. :D

[dicksbro]

You know, sometimes I think being "clothes" could be fun. :)

A bit cool here, too, so I've got on some sleep pants and a robe. :shrug:

[scotzoidman]

Oh, but I was naked, about 5 minutes ago. And very wet in the hot tub.

[dicksbro]

Except for the robe I am. :boink:

[osuche]

Well, I'm headed to a pilates class at 10:30, and I think they frown on classroom nakedness.

[Lord Snow]

If you were naked, you'd have better freedom of movement for the pilates though.

[dicksbro]

... and, they may not frown, Pita ... they may, in fact, cheer. I know I would if I were in that class and I bet Lord Snow would, too.

By the way, just a robe this morning.

[Lord Snow]

I wouldn't be cheering so much as trying to take advantage of the downward facing dog position. :idea:

[gekkogecko]

'Cause I'm still warming up from shoveling the additional overnight snowfall.

[osuche]

Because I'm heading to a girlfriend's house to see her new baby :)

[ShadowDancer]

cuz the kids are still up....

[dicksbro]

I am except for a robe. :shrug:

[ShadowDancer]

Cuz I am at work.

[gekkogecko]

Had to run outside to get the mail, and the hot chocolate isn't ready yet.

[dicksbro]

I am for now. :boink:

[WildIrish]

because it's 7° at the moment

[dicksbro]

I am at the moment. Bit warmer this morning 15 minutes before DST kicks in. :)

[dicksbro]

I am. It's nice that the weather is moderating a bit. :)

[Lilith]

It is freaking freezing in Florida in mid April

[dicksbro]

Been pretty cold here the past couple of days, too. :(






Darn it. :(

[gekkogecko]

My housemate broke his foot, and there's a friend of the family been hanging around to help take care of him.

[BIBI]

...still too chilly

[dicksbro]

Just got home from buying my wife a couple of new outfits and a new spring jacket. It's her Easter present a little bit early. :)

[dicksbro]

Well, I am right now ... but will have to dress in a little bit so I can finish packing the car and getting ready to go to Indy. :)

[WildIrish]

Because I stripped the bed instead of myself.

[Lilith]

Pics or stfu

[dicksbro]

Sitting in our daughter's living room probably isn't the place. Maybe tonight when we get home. :)

[Cyberdude26]

Kids yet to leave for school.

[gekkogecko]

Who says I'm not?

[dicksbro]

A little cool this morning so I have my robe on. :shrug:

[dicksbro]

But I am. I am, I say. I really am.

[AZRedHot]

Because I just got dressed. You should've asked me 10 mins ago.

[ShadowDancer]

I only just got that way....

[Aqua]

I'm at a karaoke bar and I'd rather not get kicked out.

[Aqua]

Is it considered naked if you're not wearing clothes but you're underneath a sheet and blankets?

[gekkogecko]

Because I'm still int he process of stripping.

[dicksbro]

Well, I'm in the living room of our daughters house and they could wake up and come downstairs with little warning. Not likely ... but possible.

[Aqua]

Because I just finished my math homework and I'm brushing my teeth.

[dicksbro]

I am this morning except for my robe.

[Aqua]

Because I'm at school.

[Cyberdude26]

Because the schools are out and the kids are home ... although, thank god we don't have office meetings over webcams .... I'd actually have to dress up ... at least from the waist up.

[dicksbro]

Getting ready to head out for my normal early Wednesday meeting. :shrug:

[dicksbro]

Not getting ready to go out just yet, and so I am. :D

[scotzoidman]

Because bare skin sticks to the naugahyde.

[dicksbro]

^^^^ Yep.

But, not sitting on it and so, I am for now! :)

[gekkogecko]

I'm about to hop on public transportation to get to a business meeting/holiday barbecue/hang out for fireworks show, and the powers what is tend to frown on nudity.

[dicksbro]

I am right now as I'm posting.

[gekkogecko]

Who says I'm not?

[Aqua]

Because I'm about to play bass at church.

[AZRedHot]

I am...it's that time of year in the desert, when even the usual summer pajamas are too hot.

[dicksbro]

I am, too. Partly because the fan on the air conditioner decided to quit working yesterday and it was just too warm to sleep with anything extra on. :(

[kleclere]

If my daughter wasn't here I'd be. lol

[dicksbro]

Just got home from the movies a little bit ago and the theatre wasn't clothing optional. :(

Anyway, I'll wait until bedtime and then ... :)

[dicksbro]

I am this morning after a rather fitful night's sleep. (Up and down a lot. :( )

[dicksbro]

Yep. I'm in my birthday suit since it's my birthday and one should dress appropriately for such things. I will, however, probably add some external stuff before I go out later this morning. :(

[scotzoidman]

Because I'm about to play bass at church.
Hey, one tube sock, & you could make it a Red Hot Chili Peppers moment

[scotzoidman]

Ah, but I was naked 15 minutes ago...in the hot tub.

[gekkogecko]

'Cause I got people coming over soon to play games, and they're not "those kind" of games.

[dicksbro]

'Cause I got people coming over soon to play games, and they're not "those kind" of games.

I'm sorry.




Oh, yeah, I am right now. :)

[AZRedHot]

I am, but for this towel.

[gekkogecko]

I'll steal ^^^'s towel.

[AZRedHot]

I'll steal ^^^'s towel.

I won't fight you too hard to keep it. ;)

[dicksbro]

I almost am. Put on some socks cuz' the floor was cool ... :)

[dicksbro]

I am ... :thumbs:

[dicksbro]

I am again. :)

[AZRedHot]

I am...and doing delicious things to myself. ;)

[kleclere]

Because I'm not with ^^^^^

[scotzoidman]

Because the neighbors have their goddamned outside lights on, shining directly at the hot tub. Again.
:ahole:

[dicksbro]

I am, thank you. :)

[dicksbro]

Not right now ... robe and shorts on.

[gekkogecko]

I am, from the waist down.

[dicksbro]

Just under the robe I am. :)

[dicksbro]

Kind of cool this morning and so I've got my robe on. :shrug:

[gekkogecko]

'Cause I had to run outside to get the mail when the school down the street was letting out.

[dicksbro]

Better this morning and so I've returned to my au natural state. :D

[AZRedHot]

I am...Thursday's laundry day, and took my jammies off and put them right in the washer.

[Lord Snow]

All I'm wearing is a towel at the moment.

[dicksbro]

Just shorts right now ... so ... almost there.

[dicksbro]

New furnace ... warm in the house ... yep ... I am. ;)

[AZRedHot]

Too frelling cold here. And too much my father's daughter to break down and turn on the furnace yet, though my resolve is shaky.

[Lord Snow]

A good excuse to get naked and cuddle with someone AZ.

[AZRedHot]

Tough to do when you're home alone all day. The dogs are game, of course. And they're always naked.

[dicksbro]

I would be except I have my robe on. :shrug:

[Lord Snow]

Tough to do when you're home alone all day. The dogs are game, of course. And they're always naked.

You can't do the type of cuddling I was thinking of with dogs.

[AZRedHot]

My point exactly.

[pinkFlames]

It's the middle of summer in Australia and it's too cold!! :shock:

[gekkogecko]

It's just too freakin' cold.

[dicksbro]

Bit on the chilly side here, too, although the house is nice and warm. I guess I could have been. :shrug:

[FlirtWithMe]

There appears to be a common theme here, even a year after the last post - it's COLD!

[Lord Snow]

I just got home from work, and I'm supposed to be heading to breakfast with my dad in about 30 minutes. No real reason to get undressed at the moment.

[Coaster]

I will be in a few minutes.

[FlirtWithMe]

I will be in a few minutes.Me too - shower time :D

[gekkogecko]

Have to head out to work soon, and it's still below freezing outside.

[Coaster]

Below freezing here too gekk!

[Lord Snow]

It got up into the 60's today here, but I have to work tonight (night six for me) so it's a uniform for me.

[dicksbro]

It's going to be in the 60's today, but right now (5AM) it's a bit cool so I kept my robe on. :)

[dm383]

It's going to be in the 60's today, but right now (5AM) it's a bit cool so I kept my robe on. :)

Ah, but you're naked underneath it, aren't ya?

:boobs: :licker:

:D

DM

[dicksbro]

This is true. The robe merely disguised the truth. And, as it was yesterday, so it is again this morning. :)

[FlirtWithMe]

I am :horny:

[dm383]

I am :horny:

Oh, goody!!

:D :D :D :D

DM

[dicksbro]

Clothes, clothes ... go away,
Don't bother me now ... it's time to play! :D

[AZRedHot]

I stick to the vinyl office chair if I don't wear pants. :)

[dicksbro]

Sneaks in and puts a cushion on the seat of AZ's chair. :doorpeek:

[gekkogecko]

AZRH, you could try substituting a face for the cushion.

[AZRedHot]

Sneaks in and puts a cushion on the seat of AZ's chair. :doorpeek:

AZRH, you could try substituting a face for the cushion.

You gents are so helpful! :D :kisser:

[dm383]

AZRH, you could try substituting a face for the cushion.

Me first, me first!!! :wish: :licker:

DM

[dicksbro]

Gotta admit dm ... you had the best idea!

A living cushion ... brilliant!

[dicksbro]

By golly, I am ... except for a robe (slightly cool in the bedroom).

[dicksbro]

:thumbs:

[gekkogecko]

Usual reason, I have to get to work soon.

[Lord Snow]

I just woke up, so all I'm wearing are the shorts I sleep in. However, I need to get off my butt and get ready for the gym.

[dicksbro]

Just some shorts and my robe

[FlirtWithMe]

Stepson is home and I would ruin his eyesight if he walked in on me :eek:

[Coaster]

About to be.........

[dicksbro]

Just a robe.

[dicksbro]

No robe this morning. :)

[dicksbro]

Nuttin' today.

[AZRedHot]

Heading out soon to a house concert!

[dicksbro]

I am, but soon will have to start get ready for church.

[Lord Snow]

The plant has clothing policies, and my specific company has uniforms.

[dicksbro]

Well, it's early (12:08AM) and everyone's asleep and I'm sitting here in the all together posting on Pixies. :)

[Cicero]

Yes I am. What better way to get a glorious hard-on while giving free rein to the imagination while looking at the picture folders. If is sex, gender doesn't matter

[dicksbro]

^^^^ Cicero does have a valid point, there! :D

[dicksbro]

Yep, this AM I am. :D

[dicksbro]

Starting a new month in the all together. I call it ... a nude beginning. :D

[AZRedHot]

^^Ha! :D

Just got in from the movies with my bestie.

[dicksbro]

You saw a movie in the all-together? :yikes: What movie? :slurp:

[AZRedHot]

No, that's why I WASN'T naked! :p We saw The Lobster.

[gekkogecko]

No, that's why I WASN'T naked!

But you could have been!

[AZRedHot]

But you could have been!

Under my clothes, I was totally naked!

[gekkogecko]

Under my clothes, I was totally naked!

Yum, the idea of being under AZRH's clothes, and naked with her. :faint:

[dicksbro]

She sure has a way of catching our attention, doesn't she GG? :slurp:

[dicksbro]

But I is ... I is, indeed. Bare as bare can be. :D

[dicksbro]

Dressed in nature's finest. :D

[dicksbro]

What makes you think I'm not? :confused:

[dicksbro]

Well it is a little cool this morning. :shrug:

[gekkogecko]

Wildlife conference today, leaving soon to attend.

[dicksbro]

Most wildlife runs around naked ... maybe nobody would notice. :shrug:

:D

Anyway, it's a little cool again this morning.

[dicksbro]

Today is a bit warmer and so ... ta dah ... :D

[dicksbro]

It's bit cool for now to be sitting here in the altogether. So, I slipped on a robe to stay a bit warmer. :)

[dicksbro]

Yep. I tis.

[dicksbro]

Bit chilly and a touch of a cold to boot. Be glad when I can return to the natural state ... :).

[dicksbro]

Still holding off. While my cold is getting better, there's still enough of it left to play things a bit cautious. Don't want to get chilled. Maybe next time. :)

[dicksbro]

Well, it's a tad bit cool although I'm not far off. :)

[dicksbro]

It's still a bit cool and so I have my robe on.

[AZRedHot]

Does mostly naked count?

[dicksbro]

Works for me :slurp:. :D

Actually, come to think of it, I'm also about half and half but that's not nearly as good I'm sure. ;)

[dicksbro]

Okay, back again with another naked tale (or is that "tail?). :shrug:

[rabbit]

Cause my MIL is in the house and some things are better left alone... :eew:

[gekkogecko]

'Cause I have PT appointment soon. Some clothing is needed.

[Cicero]

I am - enjoying a lovely warm breeze cooling my manhood. Would like to do it all day long but life interferes.

[dicksbro]

Cicero ... Good to see you again. :thumbs: Being naked is a great way to be outdoors in the summer, isn't it. Wish there were more opportunities.

[dicksbro]

Fortunately, early morning posting at Pixies does give me a good opportunity. :D

[Daedulus]

Dicksbro - lovely sunny afternoon - doingit - enjoying it !!!

[dicksbro]

Way to go Daedulus! :thumbs:

[BlindTurtle]

Just took a shower, totally nude ^^

[dicksbro]

Normally I am this early but I laid down last night with my pants still on and woke up just a bit ago with them still on. :shrug:

[dicksbro]

And what makes you think I'm not? :yikes:

[dicksbro]

I yam wat I yam! :D

[gekkogecko]

It's...just...too...freakin'...COLD!

[dicksbro]

^^^^ What he said. :(

[gekkogecko]

Happy nude year, and so far this year, I've spend more time without clothing than with.

How about all y'all?

[dicksbro]

Probably not quite that much ... mainly last night when I laid down and even then I was a tad shy of totally bare. :shrug:

[dicksbro]

When it's cool ... use a blanket. Glad I took my own advice. :booty: :D

[gekkogecko]

It really is just...way...too...freakin...cold

[dicksbro]

Well, actually .. I am this morning. :) It's cool but bearable. :)

[dicksbro]

I almost am. :shrug:

[dicksbro]

I AM and it's a good day for it. :wink:

[dicksbro]

:thumbs:

[dicksbro]

Waiting for Spring and temps that are a little more moderate.

[dicksbro]

Well, Spring got here but I'm waiting for the temperatures to catch up. :(

[dicksbro]

Well, I am ... but looks like this thread is about dead. I'm the only one that's posted since January. I guess I'll sign off and leave it fade away. :wave:

[Goofy]

Duh, who wants to see Goofy naked? :shrug:

Oh well, if youz insists ...

[gekkogecko]

Oh, but I am from the waist down.

[WildIrish]

Look closer

[ShadowRaven]

Would be but I'm sick

[dicksbro]

Almost, but it's just a tiny bit chilly for totally naked. :(

[Goofy]

I is! I is! Bare as bare kin be.

[Wicked Wanda]

Sitting on a towel, with my favorite raccoon tail in place, up and around my waist and over my thigh.

Otherwise as bare as the day I was born.

Newly waxed too!


:undies:

WW

[dicksbro]

As the temps improve, could be I'll take advantage of this more comfortable form of dress more often. :D

[dicksbro]

I is … I is indeed. :D

[Goofy]

I still am. Yep. Still like nature made me.

[jbh3]

I live with my grandkids!!!...Dammit!!

[dicksbro]

It's really a nice way to be. :)

[gekkogecko]

'Cause I have a doctor's appointment in a little while so I can get the steroidal injection to deal with my spine issues.

[dicksbro]

Hope the injection went well. I almost am. Just some shorts. :shrug:

[kleclere]

Wish I could more often, but youngest daughter is here so puts a cramp in being naked as much as I would like.

[dicksbro]

I do understand. We have two boys still at home (they're adults, but living at home). Anyway, even that reduces the opportunities. Darn it. :(

[ShadowDancer]

I haven't made it that far yet...

[kleclere]

Have adult daughter still living with me or I would be as of right now.

[gekkogecko]

'Cause I have to go into areas where the public can see me.

[dicksbro]

I used to sleep naked but haven't for a while. Maybe I'll restart that old habit. :)

[gekkogecko]

Working from home again today, so I am!

[txgrneyes]

well no reason now. although i am horny...so it doesnt help when i am naked.

i just want to play more than i do with clothes on...


so i dont know

:licker: would feel so good right now

[gekkogecko]

I am, waist-down, now that it's warming up a little.

[dicksbro]

I did the last couple of nights and probably will again tonight. It is more comfortable. I toss a blanket over me if I get cold.

[gekkogecko]

Because I need to go outside the house,d eal with stuff in the yard.

[txgrneyes]

because you're not here

[gekkogecko]

Gotta go outside vor various errands soon.