Are you the winner????

[imaginewithme]

Oh thank you my dear friend Coaster!!! You saved me.

[Coaster]

Well hun .......... I was really slipping something into you..... hope you don't mind how i was covering you!!:):slurp:

[dicksbro]

While you're busy, I'll lead. :)

[jseal]

Top 'o the Mornin' to everyone!

[way22hot]

good morning to you too!

[Sharni]

Night :)

[jay-t]

morning all

[naughtyangel]

*strolls on by and takes 1st place*

[jseal]

...and then relinquishes it.

[Coaster]

yep, yep..........

[wyndhy]

don't you mean "yyyeeessss.....yyyeeessss"?

[jseal]

I HOPE not!


However, if YOU have a few minutes ...

[Sharni]

Mine

[jseal]

Swap?

[naughtyangel]

*blows jseal a kiss on her way by*

[kinx]

Friday Night Victory

[musicman]

dream on!

LOL

[Sharni]

Dreams shattered

[Steph]

but can rise again with the next post!

[Sharni]

Yeah

[Steph]

calm down up there :D

[Sharni]

Ok

[dicksbro]

Good morning all you ... back there. :D :D

[Coaster]

waves back to DB and all

[dicksbro]

Thanks, Coaster, but I'm up here. ;)

[Sharni]

Was

[jseal]

Salaam Aleikum to everyone!

[Sharni]

:)

[Coaster]

<<<<<waves>>>>>>

[Sharni]

*waves back*

[jseal]

More waves.

[Sharni]

*gets a surfboard ready

[naughtyangel]

sneaks into the #1 place while jseal and sharni play in the surf

[musicman]

afternoon everyone!

[Coaster]

passin thru>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

[imaginewithme]

sittin' here daydreamin'.

[Coaster]

will pass and pinch you to wake you up....

[imaginewithme]

What a great friend you are.

[Coaster]

And what a great sandwich YOU make:slurp:

[kinx]

Excuse me, excuse me, cumming through.

[musicman]

now me!

[Sugarsprinkles]

MY TURN :D:D!!!

[LarryL]

Me. Me. I win! Yahoooooo. This is so cool. O-----my God. I want to thank my parents, and everyone who made computers and the internet and keyboards and stuff. I want to thank my third grade teacher who said if I did'nt learn to read and write how the hell could I ever cyber sex. Most of all, I want to thank PixiesPlace.

Now I wonder which Pixie lady or how many beautiful, sexy, yummy, fuckable, young Pixie ladies will bring my my prize. It must be one hell of sweet ass prize. Wait. Let me get naked and lay down. OK. Ok. Come on, I'm ready.

[Sharni]

*LOL*^^^^ better find out what second prize is :D

[LarryL]

Sharni dear,
I was hoping you might be the welcome wagon.

[Sharni]

Nope....i'm here to win the prize mate :D

[LarryL]

Damn you're good. I think you might win............NOT!

[Sharni]

Not!

[LarryL]

Standing on adjacent hill, arms folded in defiance but barely able to hold back the laughter as I say, "Sharni. You are a cunning and fiercly cleaver warrior. Damn pretty too. We will battle again another day. For now, I bow to you greatness."

[Sharni]

*LOL*...thank you :D

Take care hun

[BIGbad]

I must insist that I am the winner NOW! ;)

[Sharni]

:D

[wyndhy]

i haven't been the winner in days

[BIGbad]

What about last night? Well I guess I win now. ;)

[Coaster]

I am the leader........ i am the leader!

[BIGbad]

Well ok, you can be the leader but I am the winner!

[Coaster]

yep you were...........

[osuche]

Remember me, sweetie?

[jay-t]

winner for a few minutes

[Sharni]

My go

[Steph]

I might have found new sex buddies. I win.

[dicksbro]

You're always a winner in my book, Steph.

[musicman]

you're too kind to your friends DB

[Steph]

DB's always a winner in my books, too! :D

[jseal]

Steph,

So how are the birds treating you these days?

[Coaster]

passin thru>>>>>>

[imaginewithme]

Hey hey hey look who it is.........

[Steph]

weekend + me + beer = winner

[imaginewithme]

I am a winner

[Sharni]

Not!

[imaginewithme]

Well, if you say so oh sexy one.....

:fly: :fly:

[Steph]

Win win winners

[dicksbro]

winners and weiners ... it's party time :D

[Sharni]

Mine

[dicksbro]

Oh

[wyndhy]

not so much, now

[musicman]

my turn

[BIGbad]

We can share

[musicman]

sure we can - why not?

[wyndhy]

i'm a good sharer

[musicman]

tell me more about your sharing capability.....

[BIGbad]

Sure you can have seconds

[musicman]

from the lead?

[Coaster]

<<<<<<<<<<passin back thru

[musicman]

short trip :D

[musicman]

ya know I like the lead so much I'll post again!

[wyndhy]

my you are greedy

[BIGbad]

Greed is good if you want to be the winner like me....

[wyndhy]

or me

[BIGbad]

or me

[wyndhy]

ok you

[Sharni]

ok....my turn

[BIGbad]

ok you, no me, aw fuck it I win!

[Sharni]

Oh you wish :D

[Coaster]

Man....... lots of competition tonite

[Sharni]

Yep

[naughtyangel]

grabs the lead on the way by...

[Sharni]

Not

[BIGbad]

Who is grabbing what? I have the lead now.

[Sharni]

Was in the lead

[BIGbad]

Nope still there...

[Sharni]

Ya think *L*

[BIGbad]

I KNOW *LOL*

[CunningLinguist]

Hey when I post on Pixies without look open I get spamed with additions to this thread!

Must be popular, but then again don't we all want to be winners?

[BIGbad]

I am not wanting anymore since I am now the winner...

[CunningLinguist]

Are we not all winners?

[thereIam]

No, to quote the Highlander: "There can be only one."

That would be me. :D

[CunningLinguist]

Well in that case it must suck for you becuase I am clearly the better.

I posted after you after all!

[thereIam]

He who laughs last ...

gets left behind.

I am not laughing. :)

[LarryL]

I shouldn't tell you all this...I could get into serious trouble, but I heard from a reliable channel for Tamoilakabilbo, who happens to be the top ranking official in the star system Quookna, that 1 second from now, the Shimlites, the most sex crazed creatures in the universe, will sent a Fomlu ray to earth that will shut down all internet activity for thirteen years.

This, then, is the absolute and final post not only for this thread but for the entire internet. For the next thirteen years, you can shake your clinched fist at the sky--10% left of Andromada--and scream, "Aaarrg. LarryL. Damn him."

La, la--la, la--la, la--la and ninner ninner ninner nit.

[thereIam]

Damn, just got here in time. LOL

[LarryL]

"Curses, foiled again," says Snidly Whiplash.

"I'll be back. Yes indeed. I will be back because no two strawberries can sing the same song twice unless the rain on Tuesday arrives an hour later the rain on Monday."

What...the...hell...was...that?

[thereIam]

Flashback? :D

Just remember, MacArthur also said that he would be back, and it took him two and a half years! :D

[naughtyangel]

I'm not sure if I really want to be the winner this time.....

That ^^^ was kinda weird :p

[thereIam]

Thank you. :D

[naughtyangel]

I meant the singing strawberries :p LOL

[dicksbro]

Hmmm ... looks like a vacant spot right here. Guess I'll take it. :D

[jseal]

Top 'o the Mornin' to everyone!

[musicman]

Mornin'

[LarryL]

What do the ^^^^ marks mean? I see them often.

[Coaster]

They are used when you want to refer to something the above poster wrote ^^^

Look ^^^^ LarryL ... Now that you're distracted, I'll take the lead.......

[LarryL]

Clever. Yes. Very clever Coaster, but not clever enough. But I've fallen right into my own trap by asking a question. Wait. You've fallen right into my own trap by answering that question. No. That can't be right because your answer would make yours the last post. Unless I responded. Ya. That's it. I'll respond and win the game.

P.S. Thanks ^^^^ Coaster.

[CunningLinguist]

^ often means raised to the power of. Like 2^2 would mean two squared or four.

Now a bunch of ^'s in series would mean the exponentiation is done iteratively much like eponintiation is iterative multiplication and multiplication is iterative addition and addition is iterative counting.

For Example 2^^2 would be two squared squares or 2^4 or 16.

2^^^2 would be 2^32 or 65536 and 2^^^^2 would be a what I like to call a huge fucking number.

more can be found here: http://mathworld.wolfram.com/PowerTower.html

[CunningLinguist]

Oh and I am the winner!

[LarryL]

Who can compete with such an intellect as CunningLinquist?























ME!

[CunningLinguist]

You know six years in engineering school did teach me how to provide solutions to problems that had nothing to do witht he problem at hand.

(sigh) If I could only get the training for my liecence and then have the gall to ask for the $50.00/hr rate for my bullshit answer.

[dicksbro]

Well let me help. I'll hold down the first place while you get the training. :D :D

[CunningLinguist]

But if I get a job, then I won't be able to post here from work and we can't have that can we? After all, that would mean somoene else would win!

[dicksbro]

It's a dirty job, but in the interst of your future success, I humbly accept the challenge. :)

[jseal]

I'm dirty too!

[LarryL]

Just because some of the guys, especially me, seem to have turned this game into quite a battle, doesn't mean it must continue so.
Let me just say to all the guys and gals as well, "I love you. Let's stop this silly competion, and move onto more interesting threads. We will all just stop posting, let this thread die, and be much happier Pixie people for it."

[jseal]

OK.

[dicksbro]

No problem.

[flutelady]

CunningLinguist, I love your avatar!! I don't remember posing for it, tho... Oh well... lol

Sorry guys, but take my word here, I AM the winner.

[naughtyangel]

I like this thread.

I don't want it to die.

It's surprising how you can feel like you're getting to know a fellow pixie better, just by trying to steal that elusive first place from them.

And I win :p

[flutelady]

You might win, but I'm the winner!

[naughtyangel]

:p

[Steph]

me + day off + beer + weed - lawnmower = winner

[naughtyangel]

LOL Steph!

oops! I replied, means I win again!

[Steph]

I LOL at your LOL cockiness! :D

[Coaster]

I'll just sneak in here......

[Steph]

Sneaky people win, too

[Sharni]

Sneaky peoplesesssssssssss

[Coaster]

passin thru

[dicksbro]

I understand

[LarryL]

I've held this offer back because it's an offer you can't refuse so to speak.

The last time I made this offer 3354 dicks got hard, 2298 panties and 56 pussies without panties got wet, 8643 moans, growns, Ouuus and Auuuus were heard, 10, 876 holes got creamed while 994 of them got reamed...etc. Suffice it to say, juices were flowing, naked bodies were writhing, eyelids were fluttering, boobies were squeezed, dicks were stroked, butts were loved in that special way, and viginas were visited around the world.

Yes, it was a good thing, but what is more powerfully addictive than a good thing. At the risk of getting even more beautiful, sexy, sultry, stud-muffinly, handsome, seductive, hot, and lovely people addicted to it, here goes. This is the offer.

If you will not, repeat not post anymore to this thread, you will have and never-ending supply of mind blowing, pussy spliting, butt banging, ball busting sex, sex, sex, for one full year with anyone you want real or fictional.

There it is. On the line, out there so to speak, up the old flag pole to see who salutes. Tee, hee, snicker, snicker, laugh, laugh.

[dicksbro]

I didn't see it, but I bet we're suppose to mail this to ten people in the next 5 minutes or there'll be 4,000 years of bad luck.

Isn't that how that works. :rolleyes:






:D

[musicman]

lol

[jseal]

Oh.


Then I guess I'm SOL?

[Steph]

You are now!

[flutelady]

WHATEVER! I'm still the winner ;)

[Coaster]

well you were hun.............

wanna just sneak off for a bit.... i brought the ties!;)

[imaginewithme]

you two sneak off while i take the lead

[Steph]

Florida won :(

[LarryL]

O my dear imaginewithme,

I'm so sorry darling. How thoughtless of me. You see, when we were making love the other night, the next morning, and three times throughout the day, sometime during the day, I accidently picked up your lead and forgot to give it back.

I was going toreturn it, really, but then you rolled over in bed on your back, kinda stuck your chest up and wiggled your boobs back and forth. That little smile on your told me you wanted some more. No hesitation here sweetie. Starting will soft, moist kisses, we were quickly devouring each other with hard, wet kisses. You moved your tongue in my mouth like the penis you sometimes wish you had. I closed my lips tight, and you kept thrusting your tongue in and out and in and baby, you can tongue-fuck me anytime.

Well, one lick led to another, one orgasam after another, let me just say that we needed two showers to clean up after that one.

Anyway, loved our sex like crazy, but sorry about that lead thing.

[BIGbad]

Can't really follow this one but I will.....I win!

[CunningLinguist]

Hey where do we apply for this one year of mindblowing sex?

That would be a hoot. I am a winner and to celebrate I get mindblowingly great sex for one full year!

[LarryL]

Originally posted by LarryL
If you will not, repeat not post anymore to this thread, you will have and never-ending supply of mind blowing, pussy spliting, butt banging, ball busting sex, sex, sex, for one full year with anyone you want real or fictional.


CunningLinguist,
The one year of mindblowing sex is the reward for NOT posting anymore to this thread so I can win.

Hey, I did win afterall.

[CunningLinguist]

Now wait a minute how do we know that?

Besides with all the posting going on here and the fighting over who is the winner I would expect the prize to be a life time of mindblowing sex with the people, gods, and anthropormorphic robots of your choice, a life time supply of beer, a really large cake and last but not least booty!

Not to mention jsut being the stud who posts lasts and kills this thread will be immortalized and women will cream their panties just thinking about you.

Alas, none of the mortals on this board will ever know what that is like becuase clearly am destined to eb a winner.

[imaginewithme]

Originally posted by LarryL
O my dear imaginewithme,

I'm so sorry darling. How thoughtless of me. You see, when we were making love the other night, the next morning, and three times throughout the day, sometime during the day, I accidently picked up your lead and forgot to give it back.

I was going toreturn it, really, but then you rolled over in bed on your back, kinda stuck your chest up and wiggled your boobs back and forth. That little smile on your told me you wanted some more. No hesitation here sweetie. Starting will soft, moist kisses, we were quickly devouring each other with hard, wet kisses. You moved your tongue in my mouth like the penis you sometimes wish you had. I closed my lips tight, and you kept thrusting your tongue in and out and in and baby, you can tongue-fuck me anytime.

Well, one lick led to another, one orgasam after another, let me just say that we needed two showers to clean up after that one.

Anyway, loved our sex like crazy, but sorry about that lead thing.
OH MY GOSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[dicksbro]

Wow ... it's so nice up here in front.

[Sharni]

Yep

[jseal]

Salaam Aleikum to everyone!

[thereIam]

And howdy right back at ya!

[way22hot]

"thereugo"

[Coaster]

passin thru on my way to the lake!! Yaaaaa!

[Steph]

I don't feel like a winner since my weekend seemed about two minutes . . . but I'll try!

[LarryL]

OK. What if I told you that God told me that she does not want anyone, that means everyone, to post to this thread anymore?

(Wait a minute. I suckered myself by asking a question before. You simply answer that question and you win.)

Ok. God just told me that she does not want anyone, that means everyone, to answer the above question.

--that was sure a close call--

[jseal]

OK. I promise to not respond to the question.

[imaginewithme]

Too much fun goin on here.....

[Steph]

I almost feel bad for Larry's desperation here. :D

[imaginewithme]

But, man, isn't he good????

:slurp:

[jseal]

imaginewithme,

I'll leave that in your hands.

[Sharni]

Mornin

[CunningLinguist]

What if I told you that God told me that she does not want anyone, that means everyone, to post to this thread anymore?

What if I told you I don't believe in God?

Oh and the goddess told me that I am the winner and as for a reward I will get to have 72 pixie girls in heaven.

I will also get a genetically altered cow whos body regenerates and teats produce the finest mead known to god or man.

[jseal]

Congratulations!

[musicman]

you said it jseal

[cbass1976]

pulls in to the lead

[Sharni]

Not :D

[imaginewithme]

I sure wanna win some hot sex. Is that what we're racin' for? Do I get to pick who I win it from too???

:line:

[rdw97]

I hope that's what we're racin' for!

[Sharni]

Races past to the lead

[dicksbro]

Only to slip quickly back into second. Sorry. :D

[LarryL]

Originally posted by imaginewithme
I sure wanna win some hot sex. Is that what we're racin' for? Do I get to pick who I win it from too???
:line:

I am glad that [LarryL] you want to win [LarryL] some hot sex. That is what [LarryL] we're racin' for. And yes, you dear imaginewithme [& LarryL] gets to pick [LarryL] from whom you win the [LarryL] hot sex.

If you have a certain someone [LarryL] in mind, a name [LarryL] that keeps popping up, then maybe that is the name of the person [LarryL] from whom you win the sex.

[musicman]

my turn

[BIGbad]

no me me!

[CunningLinguist]

I think I've got this licked!

[dicksbro]

Here I am again.

[thereIam]

Close, actually it's thereIam again! :D

[dicksbro]

Wow.

[thereIam]

Ah, an appreciative crowd. No applause please, just throw money! :D

[Sharni]

Yeah throw it my way *L*

[dicksbro]

Over here, please.

[Sharni]

No no....back here

[jseal]

Where?

[Sharni]

Here

[jseal]

What, here?

[Sharni]

No here

[Coaster]

If it's hot sex we'll win here, I don't wanna be the one to pick with whom....... too many hot, sexy Pixie Ladies here........ Just Surprise Me!

[way22hot]

CAMPEO'N

[Steph]

Hot!

[flutelady]

I may or may not be the winner in this thread (I'm the winner this minute tho, haha!!).... BUT... I'm still THE winner, yup.

[imaginewithme]

Originally posted by LarryL
I am glad that [LarryL] you want to win [LarryL] some hot sex. That is what [LarryL] we're racin' for. And yes, you dear imaginewithme [& LarryL] gets to pick [LarryL] from whom you win the [LarryL] hot sex.

If you have a certain someone [LarryL] in mind, a name [LarryL] that keeps popping up, then maybe that is the name of the person [LarryL] from whom you win the sex.

Why do I have LarryL on my mind????

[dicksbro]

I don't know, IWM, but while you're thinking about it, I'll hold down the lead. :D

[LarryL]

The twisted truth behind this whole "Are you the Winner????" thread has just now become clear. Lovediva has got us all locked into her private little circus of horrors.

My God. Look at us. Subscribed to this thread so we can be notified when another jumps in front and then burst in ourselves to snatch up the victory. Don't think that Lovediva isn't watching, smiling, rubbing her sexy little hands together saying, "Play, my children. Play, play, play. Play my little game that will never end! Ha, ha, ha. Never! You are all trapped, compeled to play again and again, all for my entertainment. Mine. You're all mine."

Now that I see this, I just feel sick. I mean, I've only been "playing" this game for a few weeks now, and already I have lost my peace of mind, 3/4 of my sanity, and nearly all of my internet time. I don't know why I can't stop! It's an addiction I guess, a strong addiction that whispers in my mind, "Just play one more time and you will win. You will win everything." NO! Out damn voice out. I must be strong. I will be strong. I AM STRONG!

Will you join me my friends, my fellow addicts. Let's stand up to Ladydive and with one united voice shout, "We win because we quit." Yes. Let's all sware right now. Right here and now. Everyone. Let up pray. "O great and damn sexy Pixies Place. Look on us forum fanatics with compassion. Set us free from lovediva and her dark little game no one can win."

OK. So this is it then. Right. We can only do this together. As many who speak as one, let us all say the following vow: "No one, especially myself, will ever post to this thread again. Ladydive no longer controls our minds. From this moment forward, WE QUIT!!!!"

Thank you and we will feel better for it in a week or so,
Love,
Larry

[Sharni]

*LOL*

[dicksbro]

Well put, Larry. :D

[jseal]

I see his point.

[musicman]

passin 'through

[dicksbro]

Sneaking into the lead once more.

[imaginewithme]

i am now

[jseal]

...but only for a moment.

[darogle]

and then the moment's gone

[imaginewithme]

Yeah, it sure does happen fast.....so I wanna be on top and enjoy it.

[Sharni]

Hmmmmm...can see a lot up here eh :D

[jseal]

Yes'm

[Sharni]

Thats better

[musicman]

hello!

[Sharni]

Hiya MM

[musicman]

heya Shar....

[Sharni]

:D

[musicman]

:D

[Sharni]

:D:D

[monocrow]

Winning rules.

[Sharni]

Yep :D

[musicman]

indeed

[Sharni]

Yep

[musicman]

way to go on 40000 Shar!

[Sharni]

Thank you :D

[musicman]

you're very welcome!

[Sharni]

Tis mine ya know *LOL*

[musicman]

for 40000 you can have it! :D

[Sharni]

LMAO

[cbass1976]

in the lead for now

[Sharni]

Long enough?

[cbass1976]

back again

[Sharni]

Me too :D

[dicksbro]

Me three ;)

[cbass1976]

me 4

[Sharni]

Me won :D

[cbass1976]

sorry sharni

[Sharni]

What for?

[Coaster]

For knockin ya outta the lead hun.........:)

[dicksbro]

Like this. :)

[kinx]

Or, more like this?

[dicksbro]

I'm not sure yet.

[Sharni]

Mine

[bb@po9]

Been away, glad to be back in the number one slot!!!!

[dicksbro]

I know.

[musicman]

mornin' everyone